Ok hear me out.What should be done about those pesky gnomes? They steal your shit while you sleep, eat your food, drink your beers and party like it's 2003 IN YOUR HOUSE!FUCKING RATS I TELL YA!
THEY’RE NOT REAL SHUT IT DOWN. RRRAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
>>39603204This parasite is scared of gnomes lmao. Gnomes rent free.
>>39603193Agh!
>>39603234Little shit stole half of my weed last night, eat my pizza and rosebuds tea.
>>39603193just befriend it. gnomes are bro tier.
>>39603674This
>>39603204Give me the link to the NSFW version of this,i know there must be one
>>39603674How do i befriend my house gnome? Do i make offerings? Do i tell him my stories?https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7pPb5fmumNo&si=Sarm-vOGhd9rts9p
Gnome threads are best threadsReligionfags furiously spamming to try and slide Gnomes, but Gnomes slide right back up.
Gnomes are Base and Awesome.
Why do they wear those stupid pointy hats?
>>39603736offer it tobacco or weed. just make sure it knows it is a gift and you are not expecting anything in return.
>>39606495So that your feet get speared when you go clodding through the woods and step on them by big dumb human accident.
I know this is a meme thread but gnomes are real and I want answers. How do they go invisible? People say they are nature spirits but clearly they have a physical existence if they can play tricks and take objects etc. What other magical powers do they have? Is there a gnome dimension?Where do they live? For example house gnomes, do they live under the house or what?What is the gnome agenda and why are they such tricksters?
>>39603674>>39606300where are these images from and where can i find more
>>39608163They live in the hook and cranny of your house, somewhere you don't look at often, they're very cunning.Plus they have a ring that makes them invisible to evil eyes, only good hearted people can see them.
>>39603700just search for marvel rivals rule 34
>>39608163>What is the gnome agenda and why are they such tricksters?To make humans connect with their true nature, they're merely a shadow on your mind.
>>39603693That claymation might look ridiculous but there's an ancient Mexican codex illustration showing a tribe dragging a killed giant exactly the same way. I don't know if there's a connection between aliens and giants, but it's safe to assume that some Mexican tribes are genetically similar to gnomes.It also explains the prevalence of Mexicans in landscape work.
>>39608222>Mexican gnomesOla ola que paso?Tortilla, conchita, muy bueno.
>>39606300>>39608163Has anyone ever seen gnome women? When I hear reports of gnomes encounters it is always a male gnome. Is it like lotr where the dwarf men and women look identical?
>>39608246Gnomes mates with fairies once in a blue moon.
Fairies are usually disgusted by gnomes but sometimes a miracle happen and they make a starseed baby.
Starseed babies are known to be great ancients and engineer species who makes great discoveries.They use the ether and mana at their disposal to create great magic. Memetic overflow on the collective unconscious.
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>>39609309Thanks for the pity bump anon, wish there was more to be said about gnomes but they're very secretive.
When starseeds reach puberty, they have to choose to become either a fairy or a gnome or for a select few human forms. The starseeds who became humans gives the greatest minds of their family.The starseeds who choose to become gnomes or fairies lives happily and peacefully for the most parts.
>>39609420>>39609330>>39608535>>39608312>>39608282>>39608239>>39608217>>39608202>>39603736How do you know all this? Are you a gnome?
>>39609540I'm a former starseed who choose to become a human 45 years ago. I have a house gnome who's a little bit too chatty under the influence.
Fairies are looki'g down upon gnomes for their ineptitude and lack of power but gnomes are proud creatures.
