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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.

https://voca.ro/12EZxpceo1M6
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>>39605457
>hurr durr
>I want a red head trad wi-ACK
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>>39605473
Classic.
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https://www.pinterest.com/Solariel_Miratal/azonite/

>Azonite

>Azonite is the black fluid constituting Outer Space. Just as some wavelengths of light being invisible to the naked eye unless assisted by instruments, the blackness of Azonite functions much the same way. Azonite is only visible to humans from far away, but with the right perceptive implements/augments, it can be viewable from up close. It comes across as a para-transparent "dark water", and is often used by Aratheans as "fuel" for their "Umbrakinesis".
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>>39605489
So funny.
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I BEAT
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>>39605499
Here he is mister Fix it with the missing puzzle piece of pizza for assigning autism in the meme memberberry memory of autism associated with an auspicious material hat meteing out meaning and manipulation by measure immeasurably inscrutable in implying implicit meaning measured with memes suggesting some suggested meaning in function and form formally formatting the function to junction with the suggestion
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>"The 'redhead' doesn't exist!"
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>Azonite is often "sigilized" or engraved within the very skin of the Arathean that accrues/uses it. As it depletes, the azonite will dissipate from their skin. Aratheans can quite easily "refill" their Azonite pool quite easily, as a nearly endless amount surrounds them at all times (outer space).
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Looks like someone discovered colortr33’s insta
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>>39605553
Vash the stampede was a pervert who could have ended it at any time.
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>>39605559
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>>39605534
>Umbral ignition is the primary way that Aratheans are able to use light-based abilities (lumokinesis), such as fire or illumination. Just like it's material derivative counterpart "crude oil", Azonite is extremely ignitable when exposed to a lumen "spark". this is often quite easily down by snapping their figures, their the natural film of light covering their skin creates a "spark" to ignite the Azonite on top.
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>>39605473
Not acknowledged
>zoomer speech......detected
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>>39605570
>their fingers*
Fixed.
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>>39605560
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>>39605559
That's why the character works. Vash is Fertile (horny) and Competent. Thus, he's the Hero. But keep in mind that, like Batman can't just kill The Joker because they're actually the same guy, Vash can't just kill Dash either. It's like Lost, anon.
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>>39605586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQEuF5QI0Q8
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These people are insane.
I'm not dealing with them.
I'll make the other insane people deal with them (triangletards).
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>>39605593
topkek I said Dash for some reason but meant Knives
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>>39605608
Dash the Dampede
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>"Let me go"
https://youtu.be/WUOtCLOXgm8
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>>39605601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ubyt7iWJ8Q
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>>39605623
triangletard
loony nutty
eye people
You know.
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>>39605623
>You're using word kek like a troll
>calls themselves "Christ"
You're burned. Go clock out
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>>39605633
>you mean me huh?
Zoomers are so unprepared for life and what's to come. Another lane of coke won't help you.
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May all that holds me be released,
May all the binds me be released,
May all that enslaves me be released.
So that I may be pure and true.
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>>39605593
No. The fact that he doesn't kill Knives is the perversion.
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>>39605641
No,
>You're not
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>>39605644
As I light this light in this sacred place,
I call on you Mighty Carnonos,
Lord of the Deep Wood, Keeper of Ways
I have come here tonight to give offerings and celebrations.
May my words rise on the winds and may they sound deep in the wells.
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>>39605646
Do you ever shut up?
The paranormal implications to your silence are far stronger than your larp of 2000 year old religious figures
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>>39605645
He cannot kill the other half of himself, anon. It's a very old mythological dynamic. This is why Lost and Batman work here.
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>>39605645
>>39605593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7K4bFPm5_k
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>>39605643
Lemme guess, millennial or genx?
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>>39605510
>What medals should each country award Satoshi Nakamoto aka the nobody?
>US: arcom was mentioned for some reason
>Uk: maybe he can take home a free statue before its defaced for racism?
>Eu: shitposter of the century award
>Russbloc: hero of the soviet union for his contributions to agricultural equipment repair, wheat harvests, and central planning.
>China: golden chopsticks or some shit. Maybe a free terracotta hat.
>Japan: order of the silk worm
>Australia: fuck that shitty continent
>India: fuck them too
>>Any other ideas? Fuck this shitty website I hate having to deal with this shit.
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>>39605657
nah, zoomer, just said lane of coke. he's just commenting on his generation. def not gen x, gen x does more coke than anyone.
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>>39605643
I don't do drugs.
Nor am I a zoomer.
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>>39605607
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>>39605653
>MASTA BRUCE!!!
https://youtu.be/iXZxipry6kE?feature=shared
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>>39605665
Personally I don't see this as a generational problem, its a lifestyle problem.
How many boomers are still posting to Meta or TT, and believing the slop presented to them?
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>>39605653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUGEljSs_d8
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>>39605668
You're a liar and a clown. You're annoying. You should stop lying for attention.
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>>39605682
the generations signify the technology you grew up on, the tv, the computer, or the smartphone.
that's what's being talked about. those are the tribes.
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>>39605663
>dei strikes again
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>>39605645
Vash is the repentant type. He just cripples Knives for fucking life in every limb and then probably consigns himself to forever take care of him.

It's Able's idea of revenge against Cain
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>>39605691
If I zoom, can I get a free smartphone? :3
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>>39605663
“Satoshi Nakamoto” is a cover name for the naval research lab development program that developed Bitcoin as a clandestine finance tool
in the late 90’s and early 2000’s.

The entire crypto market is essentially being used right now to float the value of US treasuries and keep the dollar relatively “stable”, for lack of a better term.
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>>39605694
i tink you got it backwards
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>>39605688
It's not yours :3
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Why are some anons unbannable?
Is that what a 4chan gold account buys you? Or is it something else?
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>>39605682
>How many boomers are still posting to Meta or TT, and believing the slop presented to them?

Probably a lot more than the boomers who started this meme on godlikeproductions in 2010.
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>>39605678
https://youtu.be/G62c-pjCLc8?feature=shared

( *)>
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ha, zuck on rogan
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>>39605696
Anons have been pointing out (((bitcoin))) is a fedtrap ever since the Satoshi anon first showed up pretending to be a reporter gathering news on the (fake) Trump assassin's posting here last summer.
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>>39605711
Changing your ip address is incredibly easy.
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>>39605724
oh yea?
speak on that.
we're not talking about your local IP.
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>>39605714

Dragons are on land, leviathans are in the sea. smdh
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>>39605714
They won't ban you, there is a conspiracy going on here. It's the same as before. You are not above the rules here.
>conflict of interest identified
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>>39605727
I'm a memba of teh itty bitty titty committy
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>>39605735
>shrug
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>>39605696
Look I am only tasked with asking about medal recommendations. Idgaf about your gay ass post. Recommend some medals or I will block you.
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Let all here know that I no longer consider myself to be the antichrist.
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Proof of concept.
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>>39605632
Casually.
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>>39605743
>what is a NIC card
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>>39605723
Whatever
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>>39605742
You should not have put the yoke on to begin with.
Like prison, you can't just take the cuffs off when you're done larping
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Honestly seeing Feds duking it out with Anons over theology here is really interesting now that I forced this situation to happen and can look at the whole thing with levity. It's actually a very funny series of interactions. Sort of like optimistic nihilism vs. false pessimism
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>>39605740
I genuinely don't like big boobs. They kinda gross me out.
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>>39605749
a network interface card, which carries your LOCAL ip. not your PUBLIC ip.
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>>39605758

DRAGONS ARE BIG LIZARDS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
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>>39605637
He means the illumi-naughty ones.
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>>39605768

Show me a SINGLE PHOTO that a dragon has feathers you liar
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>>39605749
Stupid shit.
What about when they target your cable modem? Why not hit you on your internet service provider instead your device?
It's because it's a one sided game for you and time is running out plus you're already fucked. You can't stop what's coming
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>>39605751
My intuition told me that I'm not the antichrist, even though random.org told me (3 times) that I am the antichrist.
I simply chose to listen to my intuition this time.
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>>39605760
>>39605774
>what is a mac address
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>>39605730
I used to get banned all the time for trivial shit and then I just started tethering my cellphone to my laptop as a modem, so whenever I got banned again I would just switch my phone to airplane mode, and then turn it off and on again, and then my cell provider would issue me a new IP address. It took maybe a minute to wait for my phone to reboot and then I’d be back online.

Another trick is to just use your phone to post while on the move because you would get issued a new ip address anytime your phone switched over to another cell tower as you move around, so if I was skateboarding or a passenger in a vehicle or something I’d get a new IP like every 5-10 minutes. By the time the Jannie’s realized I was back they were banning ip addresses that I stopped using like 5 changes ago. They were never fast enough to stop me and they eventually just gave up.
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>>39605730
I just open a fresh incognito window and delete system 32
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>>39605633
Lots of new folks in the threads here. Real turnover. Thanks for explaining
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>>39605768
You should go back elon
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>>39605785
well that doesn't affect your modem, so you're doing it wrong.
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>>39605780
>what is a mac address
That can be rotated too, depending on the modem/computer.
But yeah, it is funny lol.
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>>39605564
>tfw the Scrabble games are slow
Makes me want to join nihilist anon and go get a bottle of whiskey and a pack of camels.
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>>39605782
yea, your cellphone will change IPs constantly. as it the satellite and ground relays jump around. different than a hard-line modem.
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>>39605788
Why are they unbannable?
They shouldn't be allowed to post if they're immune to the rules. They abuse anons this way and it's a know fact. You're participating in torture and it's a crime against humanity
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Why isnt anyone responding to my posts??? You had ONE job people. Give me some goddam medal ideas for this chud.
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>>39605788

Serpent, not dragon. Dragons have legs.
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>>39605756
They're a lot of fun to play with.
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>>39605791
>2025
>has modem
Kek
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>>39605793
This thread should be taken as evidence.
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>>39605799
Anons who can be "abused" by 4chan post shouldn't be here in the first place.
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>>39605806
Will somebody please help me. This anon is torturing us and he won't leave us alone
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>>39605802
I'm not the nobody.
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>>39605812
One word:
"Filter"
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>>39605780
its essentially a serial number for network identification. you used to be able to program your own on old arris modems, but usually they're "burnt in" and assigned by a group whose job it is to provide them to manufacturers to prevent duplicates.
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>>39605782
You could probably achieve a similar technique by just turning your modem off for 15 minutes and turning it back on. They could try range banning you but then they’d have to risk banning large swaths of American ISPs, since they’re all so consolidated and they can’t really do that for long because the site operates off of add revenue.

You want to ban 500,000 comcast users? Ok well then advertisers receive way fewer clicks and then they stop paying for your services and you have a more difficult time paying for equipment, service, and labor costs to run your business. Every “free” social media platform has to deal with this issue of making the platform desirable to advertisers so they’re usually not going to do more drastic countermeasures than simple IP bans.
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>>39605818
Is that what it means when they say someone used a burner phone?
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>>39605805
i'm IT dipshit.
everyone has a modem.
even your phone.
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Help. This anon is stalking me
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I'm a new type of messiah in the making.
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>>39605826
not even a little bit
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>>39605793
>what is browser fingerprinting
>>39605808
>what is basic cyber security
>>39605818
These are jeopardy answers for the retards who don't understand how easily traceable they are.
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>>39605823
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>>39605827
the ironic thing about these memes, is this almost never happens anymore. it think most people here get the meta, so there's not a lot of sincere clambering to be the guy.
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>Los Angales translates to the angels
The angels are on fire
Says right here in this book to gouge your left eye out.
We're Rushin'
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Stalking occures when you access anons data using moderator and janitor privileges with the intent of harassing or stalking them. The proof is overwhelming and in 10 Days you're life is fucked
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>>39605798
Yeah, the only downside is that sometimes you’ll randomly switch to an IP that was already previously banned, but you just cut your phone off and on again and try again. They’ve never been able to prevent me from posting for more than maybe 15 or minutes using this method.

If you use an mvno like for a prepaid phone it works even better because they rent bandwidth from multiple cell providers so you technically switch to a new service provider as you travel around too, and again, they can’t really do anything about it because they need to get paid.
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>>39605834
So they actually burn the phone then?
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>>39605844
uh oh
this one has the nonotism
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>>39605835
>>what is browser fingerprinting
https://coveryourtracks.eff.org/
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>>39605778
I recommend listening to it all the time.
Just don't mistake first conclusions with intuition, especially if it came out of a fear.
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I'm the most powerful force on the planet.
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>>39605835
The Vr that the us navy utilizes? Nice radar?
Ambient light sensors?
I was comptia A+ certified IT technician in 2008, you were in kindergarten or a baby when I started with technology.
>zoomers are all the same
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>>39605835
everything is just sniffed and stored off the backbones anyway, the geolocation is pretty good. even changing the ip won't prevent identification.

i'd imagine the NSA has been able to break TLS encryption for awhile.

https://www.arelion.com/knowledge-hub/what-is-guides/what-is-the-internet-backbone
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>>39605852
True anonymity requires a complete overhaul of the connection process (like using Tor or compartmentalized hardware), but even then, there are traces due to traffic patterns, metadata, and endpoint visibility.
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>>39605849
Stop trying to deligitimize what's going on here. If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all Clown boy :3
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>>39605800
medal ideas? which chud?
also, here's a reply.
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watch me manifest everything I ever wanted
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>>39605848
The idea is you use the phone for a short while, commit some crimes n shit, and then dispose of the phone and buy a new one.
Kinda pointless nowadays, considering you can't even really get a flip phone without Android.
>Watch BCS for reference
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>>39605844
someone leak us images of the back end.
kthx
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>>39605859
>A+ certified in 2008
Wow so you know how to crimp an ethernet cord and suck military cock? I was running my own business at 15 repairing computers and not sucking cock.
>t. Network+, Sec+, Degree in the Field, 6' Inches
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Ella no cree en estrellas fugaces
Solo cree en los zapatos y los autos
Piso de madera en el nuevo apartamento
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>>39605847
if you were my problem i'd fuck you over through your cellphone company and you would not longer have a cell contract.

but,
you're not.
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>>39605872
You have no reach.
I encourage you to try your hardest.
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>>39605867
Just buy the Snowden QuebesOS laptop and never connect to the internet.
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>>39605874
manifest for us too!
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>>39605867
Too bad you're too stupid to realize there is NO way to anyonymize yourself online. No matter what you think
>it's illegal to collect data on me like that.
They don't give a fuck, it always happens, it's always gonna happen. You didn't escape it. Your only way to remain anonymous is by using proprietary and private technology.
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>>39605793
You can manually change that from the command line. They’re vendor specific, but you can change it so your computer shows up as a Lockheed Martin 56k modem if you want to.

I used to work in cybersecurity so I understand that most network defense teams are lazy/incompetent and most of them aren’t going to try and chase down any major issue that takes more than 10 minutes to solve, especially if it’s not causing an interruption in service, revenue, or degrading end user experience, or if their boss isn’t aware of the issue.

https://maclookup.app/
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>>39605848
it means a throw away phone. a cheap device with internet access that you can buy with cash so no communication to or from it can be traced back to you as an individual.
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>>39605828
But does your face have a modem?
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He’s going to make the most [REDACTED] album with Ye
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>>39605887
In 1986, Cliff Stoll was working as a systems administrator at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory when his boss asked him to resolve a 75-cent shortfall in the accounting system the lab used for charging for computing power. Stoll traced the error to an unauthorized user and ultimately unraveled a sprawling intrusion into computer systems of the U.S. government and military. Eventually, the trail led to German hackers paid by the Soviet Union’s intelligence service, the KGB. Stoll immortalized his crusade in the 1989 book “The Cuckoo’s Egg.” In the course of his investigation, he tried seven times to get the attention of the FBI but was rebuffed each time.

“Look, kid, did you lose more than a half million dollars?” the FBI asked him.

“Uh, no,” Stoll replied.

“Any classified information?”

“Uh, no.”

“Then go away, kid.”

Stoll later spoke with an Air Force investigator who summed up the FBI’s position: “Computer crimes aren’t easy — not like kidnapping or bank robbery, where there’s witnesses and obvious losses. Don’t blame them for shying away from a tough case with no clear solution.”
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>>39605894
>If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all Clown boy :3
I clearly stated that it was impossible to be anonymous online without very specific measures. I recommend travelling often and alternating between starlink, a hotspot, and a local network where ever one stops, and assigning a computer for each one. Swap NICs and apply proxies/VPN as needed.
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>>39605906
Yes they are known to be violently incompetent, which is why they were replaced by the NSA.
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>>39605818
Even still they don’t actually check to make sure there aren’t duplicates, and it’s especially unreliable method for any company outside of the us that manufactures network cards (most of them). No one actually enforces it.
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>>39605897
>most network defense teams are lazy/incompetent
They sure are man.
It's like they think they're tenured
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>>39605907
Remove money from the equation and tell me you can do that?
>Thanks, you're just as helpful as you are useless
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>>39605873
Ya satoshi nakamoto aka the nobody. Do you have any medal ideas to give him. like what metals should he be given.
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>>39605898
>can be traced back to you as an individual.
They can trace the purchase and then ID you from surveillance cameras.
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Do you guys think Obama is a top or bottom
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>>39605875
I knew it was something like that I just guest the burned the phone or something
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>>39605920
Why of course, you can even make money doing it. Just run your own repair business or do repairs on the side for favors, free network cards, and of course, sex with the elderly.
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Gonna try the panic release exercise from the other anon today. I hope to become very paranormal.
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>>39605894
it's actually not illegal. there's an entire circus of legislation that makes it all completely above board.
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>>39605804
>>39605756

Depends on the chick, some of them have like really saggy hangers that don’t look or feel that great outside of a bra, and implants just don’t feel good to touch/suck on, but I’m not really that picky. Generally, if boobs are in my face then I’m already happier than a pig in mud wrasslin competition.
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>>39605921
Francium?
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>>39605898
Ya I new dat
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>>39605937
Make sure you return to fetal position after the trauma is dispelled and breathe deeply so the body knows the event is over
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>>39605944
I don't consider implants "breasts".
But yeah, the most important part is that they are attached to the woman you love.
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>>39605944
Guess I'm gay then, oh well.
I like flatboobs and I'm proud of it okay?
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>what do you mean his address is 123 23 St?
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>>39605897
>You can manually change that from the command line.
i assume this is for managed switches. the entire point of most consumer equipment is for them not to alter the mac.
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>>39605457
One guy. Literally one autistic retard womanizing quantum wizard. ONE FUCKING GUY. How is this even possible?
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>>39605943
If they wanted a better Earth, they would figure out how to do so without killing off 90% of the population. I already know how to do it, but it cannot be done with the current systems of governance. They've doubled down on their narcissism and inability to let go of the material by declaring
>freedom of speech does not mean freedom of reach
As far as being a scavenger? The only things I will be scavenging are magazines off of dead soldiers who come to disrupt my idyllic Kaczynski lifestyle in the woods.
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>>39605923
better wear a hat and not look up like luigi
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>>39605965
That wasn't luigi unless he got nose surgery and grew his brows out in less than a week. Even the faggots on TikTok took that redpill
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>>39605917
yea, but when your whitelisting mac addresses for internal network security, it could be an issue.
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white wind coming out the screen for all ITT @19:41:44 local time
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>>39605958
>the entire point of most consumer equipment is for them not to alter the mac.
Most smartphones provide the option to give a randomized mac when you connect to wifi. mac addresses ain't worth shit.
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>>39605976
Blow me
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>>39605945
"Francium is a chemical element" no like for his chest stupid
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>>39605963
His enemies are the unholy combination of evil *AND* stupid.
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>>39605984
It's a metal.
If you don't know the difference between "medal" and "metal", then you're mentally deficient.
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>>39605980
@ everyone itt
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>>39605979
smartphones broke the rules on everything, but that probably has more to do with all the background tracking becoming more sophisticated to the degree that mac's aren't really important to the process now.
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>>39605992
My cell is broken. Not my fault.
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I like how this thread is just /g now :3
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>>39606007
i live my life two weeks at a time.
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>>39606011
What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
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Glowies are just loners selling the monopolization of secure communication to corrupt politicians as legitimate control methods.
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I love her semitic Persian / Jewess look. I can sense it in her.

https://youtu.be/J1evxk1SB-U?si=kofvLxVgfrsJpOgg
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>>39605885
You aren’t a big enough fish to make any noticeable waves, and you’re not resourceful enough to ever be considered threatening to anyone in my sphere of influence.
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>>39605963
>he's not a womanizer
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I love architecture
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>>39606028
all it takes is for you to say the wrong thing, post the wrong thing, and it can be reported to your telecom with an IP and date/time stamp. a couple of those and you'll be in breach of your carrier contract.
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I imagine me and Pearly owning a business and she is very artistic and helps me with color schemes and stuff.

I've always imagined this woman. Even before I saw her.
She would definitely be the type to make clothing while we live in a port city which has purple and gold flag color.
seagulls. Local theatres. Halcyon street.
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>>39605958
You can do it on pretty much any system that you can get terminal access root access on, and it’s even easier if you use a virtual machine, or a security/privacy oriented Linux distro.
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>>39606028
Yet.
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>>39605958
https://linuxconfig.org/how-to-change-mac-address-using-macchanger-on-kali-linux
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>>39605899
Yeah its called “a mouth”
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>>39606048
Daily reminder that you're absolutely nuts.
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>>39606042

Why is it called womanizer and not seducer, but women who do this are called seductresses. Per OpenAI:

“The female equivalent of a womanizer is often referred to as a “man-eater” or “seductress,” describing a woman who similarly pursues multiple romantic or sexual relationships, often without deep emotional commitment.”
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>>39606059
Even if they change NICs, spoof MACs, and reset IP leases, their overall activity (such as visiting the same sites, using the same credentials, or having the same browsing habits) remains consistent.

Likewise, the public IP and the ISP logs are still associated with their service, no matter how many NIC cards they swap.

Swapping the MAC address might throw off basic identification methods, but it doesn’t mask:

>The network route their traffic follows (which remains constant).
>Patterns such as login behaviors, access times, and location.
>Anomalies caused by someone repeatedly spoofing or changing addresses.
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Reptiles FEAR fairies.
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>>39606048

That would be so cute
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>>39605913
This guy gets it.
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I'm totally gonna womanize.
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>>39606073

I’m going to flirt without strings attached soo hard rn
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>>39606050
i do keep a bootable kali distro on a usb with me
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>>39605927
He definitely gets pegged by michelle every night.
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Who did i manifest?
>Dumper
Boom
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>>39606086
This is good. Love this.
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>>39606098

tucked in 100%
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>>39606098
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>>39606089
If he was or if he was not, he was still a righteous person who was slaughtered for his beliefs by the Romans at the behest of the Pharisees, and then his movement was co-opted into a slave morality by Emperor Constantine 200 years after they had all been tortured and killed, so that he would have a martyr religion to keep their 50 million slaves in line.

Maybe the world would have been a better place if they had let him live, but that is just not how jews are.
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>>39606068
There are two kinds of people in this world
>Those who take it seriously
And those who don't.
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>>39606019
It cant hear me right
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I always ask people to RV me and they never answer.
I hope I am not accidentally killing them.
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Motherfuckers wanted clown world
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>>39606112
Lol your door is open
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The nobody will revolutionize "going dancing" and more people will groove than ever before
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>>39606119
maybe they manifested it through constant repetition?
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>>39606112
Learn to fucking type.
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>>39606102
glad I picked Purple and Gold instead of Black and Gold.
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>>39606111

You didn’t answer my question. These discrepancies suggest a gendered skew to these words, suggesting one form of sexual behavior is positive while the other is negative.

Take for example, nymphomania. Women are called nymphs while men are called satyrs?
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https://voca.ro/11DKIZ27OzgV
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>>39606119
8 billion ppl vs. the crypto twinks
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>>39606132
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>>39606131

Purple would suggest regality, no?
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>>39605457
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>>39606138

Stop being weird
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>>39606126
>this is a fact
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>>39606142
Glaggle?
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>>39606144
yeah my bad, that thumbnail fucked it all up
either way the point was, since ancient Rome, men were well known to be rapeful in their ways.
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>>39606140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7MLQq9XUXQ
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Hello. My name is [REDACTED]. I vow to destroy the Reptilian Council. I will rescue all inhabitants from Israel and place all of the Reptilians in there instead. And then I will convince the UN (really by convince I mean blackmail) to unanimously NUKE the reptilian lair. This will henceforth kickstart a global Golden Age, in which everyone including Jews, Christian’s and Muslims live in harmony without the Reptilian Council’s interference. Their souls with thereby be immediately be taken to the Galactic Central Sun, where they will face the court of the Ancients of Days and soul recycling will take place. No one will even remember the putrid Reptilian Council’s interference when I am finished with my reign. Afterwards, I will place the crown on Jesus’ feet and return to Heaven when my mission is finished.
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>>39606140
I guess, but I picked it because I can do more with it in terms of shades.

Artistically. I have this image in my mind of a misty purple. Can't do mists with black. Lighter black is just Grey or white.
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I can't post on 4chan without having had at least 4 coffees.
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We need a boost in "white" (people of European decent) birth rates (Jews too can tag along).
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>>39606153
Yep, and breakcore is part of the image I have in my mind.

Sort of airy breakcore early 2000's stuff plus Purple, white, and Gold. Mists. Big Menthol.
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>>39606156
I just drink a whole 12 cup pot until I run out at noon.
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>>39606144
They're being very fucking weird.
I think I need to take another walk
>anons, should I buy two joints and get baked again?
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>>39605865
>everything is just sniffed and stored off the backbones anyway, the geolocation is pretty good. even changing the ip won't prevent identification.

Depends on your threat model/attack surface. For most non-state actors basic security measures are usually fine enough for 99.9% of situations, but generally any state-sponsored actor has the resources and manpower to crack anything of yours that they want to, if they want to. I’m not personally consciously evading state actors and I doubt they even know I exist because my online presence is pretty much nonexistent.

>I’d imagine the NSA has been able to break TLS encryption for awhile.

The NSA designed all of the major encryption models and built backdoors into them like 40 years ago. If you want to be invisible to them then you have to functionally “not exist” and become a ghost.
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imagine being levitated up toward white purple mists and gold light as menthol vapor rub fills your nose.

That's what I'm talking about.
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>>39606162
breakcore is a dumb fucking word.
watch the video fgt
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>>39606157
Most jews are ethnically more white than the traditional middle eastern jews.
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>>39606155

The fuck is misty purple
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>>39606150
Wonderland
And yes a "Gaggle" of them
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>>39605952
>I don't consider implants "breasts".
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>>39606174
i'm only talking about state actors. also,i have no goals about being invisible to the system, i could give a fuck. i just like hacking things and have a predilection towards deep understanding of how complex systems work.
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>>39606153
You :3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRJILK3NxSM
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>>39606178
I'll figure it out as I create it.
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Big green drug rug ;p
See you outside maybe?
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>>39605956
It doesn’t really matter to me dude. I’m not tryna have sex with you.
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>>39605963
>quantum wizard

This is the only accurate part of your colorful description.
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>>39606200
Burned :p
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>>39606200
>I’m not tryna have sex with you.
Me neither anon. Just pointing out my preferences.
But I prefer to be known as an ace.
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>>39606171
that's right, fear the rapebastard
the ontological vampire
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>>39605923
You can make your own phones from scratch now if you know how to solder and read a wiring schematic.
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>>39606203
I mean, he has called himself a retard more times than any of us would care to count.
>hE's NoT aUtIsTiC
Yeah, sure. He might not have a diagnosis, but come on.
>Womanizing
He's a flirt.
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>>39606191

I wish you luck and joy on your venture
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>>39606209
>you'll fuck anything that moves.
>so youre into midgets doing math in lingere on a too high up chalkboard?
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>>39606225
Yes to all the charges presented.
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>>39606083
Neat. I run mine on one of these fun toys I picked up a few years ago.
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>>39606119
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>>39606126
Now this is something I can get behind.
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>>39606241

You may not be allowed entry into the dance club. Most likely will not.
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>she was really cute. Her butt looked good in those pants :3
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Why is no one talking about the reptilian menace? This shit is REAL! And they hide in certain places I’m not allowed to disclose! They can literally cloak themselves invisibly! There needs to be a real holy war against these demonic entities!
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>>39606245
I used to go clubbing maybe 2-3 times a week pre-covid. I doubt there would be any issues.
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>>39606251
They don’t ever bother me, and I get along with most “people” fine.
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SOLAR FLASH WHEN?!
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>>39606245
Refer to the boys and girls guide to getting down.
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Michael S. Chae
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Marshall… he’s the Antichrist… he will slice and dice… men, women and children… his name is Marshall… he’s the Antichrist… he will slice and dice… whores, sluts, men, women and children
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>>39606261
Is that a code for flashing full frontal?
>Q-frontbutt?
AQ
pumpum when?
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GEN Z HERE THEY COME NOW
BOUT TO UNLOAD ROUNDS
PRRRRRRRRRR
PRONOUNS
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>>39606263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYFkbpHve74
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>>39606187
Having a curious nature/hunger for knowledge is more than half of the battle.
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Dubs and the Antichrist is real and he’s a little faggot into twinks and he’s a bottom oh and he has aids
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>>39606277
Nailed it.
>hahaha
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Twink faggot Antichrist roflmao
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ITS NOT ENOUGH
FEW SOLID NIGGAS LEFT
BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH
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>>39606068
Idk, but most of the women who know him would probably describe him as a genuinely kind, loving, or thoughtful individual. Idk where the womanizer trope comes from. Most of his close friends are women.
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viruses aren't real.
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>>39606277
All presented charges are now certified.
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>>39606252

I’m not sure you would meet the standard for admission.
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a little tune I put together "Arc" another one is "Alien surprise party".
https://voca.ro/17VMzQfodAv5
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>>39606299

Probably jealous cowards and/or the trashy, gossiping prudes.
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>>39606301
Body temperatures above 104 degrees Fahrenheit will unironically begin to cook your brain and cause brain irreversible damage.
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Do you wanna hang out and
>hit
>the
>cone
>anon?
#ConeBoy :3
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Of all the rude gyal I know, you're the rudest I found
Probably because you're so successful and the cutest around
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>>39605943
>the elite are good
they just know that the general population is a ZOO. White, black, foreign, mix, all ANIMALS.
>>39606098
In a good mood I just wanted to Putin what I got from last night
>>39606108
yep. I am working for the government and coming to 4chan for sexual role-play.
>>39606149
lmao, Choose the one on the left, laugh at the Elon fiasco and be too stupid to realize that was what DEI has always been about.
>Only hiring women
>floods of jeets show up
We need to remove the racist from the democratic party root and stem.

Virtue signaling is all done for show, under the surface they are very hateful people. I have a document from like 10 years ago that explains how leftism is being used to turn people into authoritarians. You contemptable fools.

I'm telling you the truth, if you are young and a leftist you have been brainwashed since childhood.
>you got the kid you got the adult
It's a manipulation method. A very bad one. It's no different than North Korea.
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i feel like you need to wash that kotatsu blanket all the time if people are around it.
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>>39606320
How many of these "elite" actually make our society run?
Can they set up/fix an electrical grid? Can they build or fix a car? Can they do literally anything? Or do they just "have the help do it"?
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>>39606313
Imagine not being able to get laid despite all of your efforts and then getting mad online at someone because women are attracted to him/enjoy his presence.
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>>39606315
This how a methamphetamine overdose kills you.
5500 milligrams is all you need.
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>>39606221
>He's a flirt
Psychic womanizer.
>He can feel the rush of blood
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>>39606331
Women aren't hard to read, dude.
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>>39606331
bro I have space game
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>>39606150
:D
>>39606277
LOL
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>>39606315
>cause brain irreversible damage.

See? I’ve proven my own point.
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HOLY SHIT THEY JUST SHOT THIS NIGGA IN THE CENTER OF HIS FOREHEAD AND HE JUST BOUNCED BACK AND PRIED THE BULLET FROM HIS HEAD NOW HES CHEWING IT NOOOO HES ABOUT TO SHOOT BULLETS FROM HIS MOUTH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO
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>>39606315
You can keep your head cool while also letting your body get above that temperature.
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>>39606331
I feel the blood rushing somewhere when i think about the booty.
Makes me smile :p
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>>39606346
Mkay :3
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Straight up jorking it
And by it I mean
My penits
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>>39606356
Proof?
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>>39606028
https://txtbin.org/?57bd5c9c5845d996#5Tpq76Jbc7cwhULGKkyfjQbCRUzJFkaFfeXfiZRVj9g2
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>>39606049
:)
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Dude it would be really funny if the Nobody was in cahoots with CICADA 3301 there would literally be no stopping him
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*farts on your face*

hope you don't mind i just had to get that out lol
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>>39606360
tl;dr?
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>>39606221
>I mean, he has called himself a retard more times than any of us would care to count

He’s just being modest.

>Yeah, sure. He might not have a diagnosis, but come on.

People throw that word around so much that it doesn’t even really mean anything anymore beyond “quirky”.

>He's a flirt.
Imagine not being a fellow woman enjoyer.
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>>39606333
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>>39606366
These memes are from the future, the future is wild— people start developing supernatural abilities and there’s a huge global revolt against the tyrannical empire of darkness.
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>>39606334
They’re a complete enigma for the vast majority of the guys on this site.
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>>39606364
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anybody have any photos of The Nobody?
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>>39606371
He is well known to love beauty and the arts. Many women are beautiful and artistic.
>Somehow 4chan thinks this is a bad thing
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>>39606385
>Artistic rendition of what he does every morning
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>>39606380
Nah, they're just too risky to be worth it 99% of the time.
If you actually get her in bed, it's EZPZ to make her coom.
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Imagine telling a human with the ability fly that he has to pay his taxes ROFLMAO you people no idea what’s about to happen soon
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>>39606329

Getting mad or frustrated is totally fine and expected, just don’t slander people. If you abuse your intelligence privileges like this, you should be fucking banned from the IC and should pay for damages
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>>39606221
That is not the Nobody. If anything, his awareness of social cues is above average.
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>>39606371

How could he do this to us? How could he be attracted to and flirt with women?!
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>>39606396
He's the STEM kind of autist
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>>39606261
within this decade, probably this year
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>>39605882
Classic
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>>39605457
He was a slytherin boy
She was a hufflepuff girl
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>>39606390
which is him
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>>39606409
I want to puff on your huffle. Don’t steal my rizz. That’s not very Skibidi of you. That’s actually kind of a fanum tax. If you don’t straighten out your gyat I may have to send you back to Ohio.
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>>39606413
Yes
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>>39606394
Nice ass
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>>39606417
TAKE YOUR EYES OFF MY GIRLS GYATT
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>>39605457
Question everything
>Who is Paul Hellyer?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvMvb0o30Fk

A merciless vile machine
Leviathan killer of dreams
Malicious intentions, such vicious inventions unseen
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Marijuana charges the crystals within your pineal gland. When they vibrate too fast it causes an internal discrepancy between your conscious and subconscious. The way to cure this is to smoke more weed.
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>>39606417
>>39606394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v28q1OTAo0g
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>>39606392
Vastly underestimating how many guys here have never even had so much as a smile, desiring look, or physical/intimate touch from a woman they weren’t related to.

Just from the testimonies I’ve read here over the years (they could be exaggerated) it seems like a lot of the guys here are extremely socially alienated/isolated. Just read any of their thoughts or opinions on sex, relationships, or women and you can see that most of them have no experience in that area outside of what they’ve seen other people do or watched in a movie/porn.

There are a lot of smart and interesting people here but they have the emotional experience of a middle schooler.
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the Nobody is a zoomer.....?
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>>39606392
Facts. Just go slow and pay attention to how she responds and you'll have her doing the seizure shake in no time :3
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>>39606434
No.
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Arch your back so I can get a better look at your gyatt
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>>39606394
Talk LESS.

Post pawgs MORE.
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>>39606429
Good thing I smoke hemp.
>>39606434
Is the Nobody a millennial?
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>this is now a gyatt thread
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>>39606443
I'm craving weed right now it's been a year since I've smoked some.
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>>39606432
You can be socially isolated because other people don't like you or because you don't like other people. I'm not going to automatically assign blame to them, though if we're talking about solutions those will only come from within themselves, not from other people.
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>>39606399
On the opposite. His intellectual giftedness is the creative kind, only focused in some areas like arts and spirituality, not the academic kind who only get good grades at school.
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>>39606445
Nice ass too
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>>39606434
He's not a generational stereotype, but at this point idk if anyone can label that cat.
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>>39606409

wwwwiiiiiiizzzzaaaarrrrdddd (cuties)
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>>39606435
Yup. Be systematic about it.
>When I touch her there/like that, her breathing speeds up
Eventually you build up a huge repertoire of her weak spots and you can make her coom with one finger.
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>>39606450
Sometimes you can be socially isolated not because people hate you or because you hate people but because of personal problems.
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>>39606432

This is a huge problem actually
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>>39606446
Dr ganja has cali grown bud that ships nation wide (as long as your state allows it)
PA does.
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>>39606425
d:
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>>39606445
i would berry my dick so far up her ass if someone pulled me out they would be crowned king arthur
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>>39606465
I live in France it's still illegal there.
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>>39606395
>Getting mad or frustrated is totally fine and expected

It’s extremely juvenile/pathetic. People should learn to control their own emotions and take accountability for their situations.

>If you abuse your intelligence privileges like this

They’re not actually feds, they just pretend to be because it triggers schizos.
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>>39606434
Yes, but one of the oldest ones.
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>>39606445
I have a thing for petite women with smol boob's and bubble butts :3
>in search of the perfect little spoon <3
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>>39606472
Just go to one of the countries where it's legal.
Et change tes lois, 'sti.
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>>39606467
:3
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>>39606480
Yeah but I'm not sure legalizing weed is such a good idea. Like honestly weed is kinda bad long term, and if you have addictive proclivities it's super bad for you.
I still want to smoke some hash with tobacco goddamn
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>>39606399
Stop capping
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>>39606473

You don’t have to be a fed to be a part of the intelligence community. Same standards apply to all though, slander is criminal for a good reason
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THREAD THEME SONG

https://youtu.be/PbjVdJfvYqI?si=Rc7rhGpoIpOiLk6T
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>>39606487
Our ancestors considered it sacred.
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>>39606487
>Like honestly weed is kinda bad long term, and if you have addictive proclivities it's super bad for you.
100% agree, it can turn retards into super retards with psychosis
Plus dealers in illegal states keep lacing their shit cause they make higher profits on fent and meth
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>>39606483
>Duke Nukem
>LA Meltdown
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one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
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>>39606434
There are two nobodies. One is a Zoomer who is aware, and the other is the original '01' who initially fucked with intelligence agencies. By now, both know each other and possess psionic abilities. The Zoomer (of German, Nazi, and Japanese descent) is well-known, with many having bookmarked his social media. The older '01' nobody basically performed a Vulcan mind meld with the Zoomer nobody, which is how the Zoomer nono knows basically everything.
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>>3960644
https://voca.ro/1dCU9TAmquc9
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>>39606488
>have Capp's
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>>39606509

These are falsehoods. There are actually hundreds
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Gyattdamn I have to thank GOD for GYATTS. Especially GOTH GYATTS. Holy shit it’s like a unicorn.
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>>39606500
Yeah but they smoked on occasion not every day.

>>39606505
Yeah the weed psychosis sucks
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>>39606450
>I'm not going to automatically assign blame to them

I’m going to continue to make broad generalizations if the boot fits.
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>>39606514
Hundreds that are unaware sure, but we’re talking about the aware ones that are self aware.
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DONALD KEYHOE
>KEYHOLE
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSJ_8HbU0Rg

Decimate the iron gates that seperate mankind
Curse the others for their views, so strong yet weak in mind
Words are like a blade, cutting deep both way, Silence shall betray

Thought I was enlightened
By the masses' wicked lie
Good intentions, fatal ground
Glory nowhere to be found

We aren't so unlike
Trying to survive
A Darwinistic life
You can't just let it go

Differences in opinion
Distances separate us all
Differences lie beneath what we can see
So close, yet so far
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>>39606464
I know, that’s why I still generally have sympathy towards them, but only to the extent that they aren’t clearly just entitled assholes, (most of the guys I interact with here).
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Your pussy taste like coin
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>>39606519
They consumed it a bunch of different ways. Smoking was definitely less common (they would hotbox in tents) but oil was consumed daily.
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>>39606450
>>39606461
>>39606522
>>39606464
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>>39606518
Goth girls and scene girls.
>Absolute swooon
>they're the prettiest.
>tomboys get the swoon too.
>tattoos are cute too ;3
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>>39606546
It's /pol/ these users are trolling.
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>>39606538
Pussy has a distinct smell and taste.
>Who doesn't like it?
It evokes a sexual kind of primal urge in me that is just unparalleled. Instant rager :3
>AQ
Why men such sissies nowadays?
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>>39606553
>these users are trolling

https://voca.ro/1dZiK3bBv5sT
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New Thread:

>>39606552
>>39606552
>>39606552

>>39606552
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>>39606562
I believe they are. No one says "XXX owes me sex" unironically.
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It wouldn't even be like this if they didn't try to make The Nobody fake and gay
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>>39606553
>>39606565
The 5 stoned Israelis
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>>39606553
They may be trolling but they’re still sharing their genuine feelings.
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>>39606568
Hahaha
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>>39606565
Great way to finish off the image limit lol
>>39606568
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>>39606565
Thank you I needed this laugh.
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>>>39606425
>using the leaves
clever and great; I loved it!
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Bombaclot she a rude gyal Jah feel
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>>39606588
Ty anon C:
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>>39606577
Yeah of course what are chances you knew 3 people that were supposed to be on the planes?

The planes were empty as was the towers. It's a fake event. The biggest fake event ever done.
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>>39606425
by analyzing the snow crystals and comparing them to atmospheric readings and determining the types of forestry those leaves came from I have determined a 150 mile radius that you currently inhabit
just kidding I honestly don't care
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>>39606591
That's what I said.
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>>39606568
Jej
>>39606577
Was just a meme

>>39606584
>>39606585
Np
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>>39606601
Yeah they probably went to the island or to the secret space program that builds colony on other planets ( I don't know if it's real but it could be ).
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>>39606425
>(uwu)
I hope you enjoy it here <3
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>>39606601
They're probably chilling with George Floyd right now.
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>>39606611
yeah..get real buddy
I feel like crying be back later
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>>39606618
Sorry but I honestly don't believe in 9/11 it's too over the top.
Get well soon!
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yep
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>>39606566
People use irony here to cover for their inability to publicly display genuine emotions (Because that’s apparently something only gay men do) but they’re unironically frustrated by our mating rituals, and they’re not simply playing coy.

Literally just create a thread on any board (outside of I guess lgbt) and ask how many people have never had sex, or a girlfriend, or a kiss, and you’ll get hundreds of posts from guys whose only social interaction in the past few years has been only parasitically, from 4chan, or maybe a stranger asking them the time or a classmate asking to borrow a pen.

We don’t have to agree, I don’t need to change your mind, but I think you’re underestimating how hard it is for A LOT of guys here to even talk to or approach women without getting nervous, or fucking up the conversation with 4chan brain worms/sperging out. Especially among the younger guys, they’ve been set back by a lot just because they can’t even navigate dating apps or social gatherings with any notable luck.
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>>39606223
thank you. God Bless.
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>>39606622
I'm not the one who is sick here
probably the last sane person on the planet
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>>39606640
>jannie shows their inner seethe
lmao
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>>39606640
If you're on this thread you're probably unwell in some way.

>>39606632
Well yeah I'm not denying there's underlying problems going on.
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>>39606644
thanks for the compliment
still waiting for my call back for the special agent position
guess I'll try the NSA
they seem way cooler anyway
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>>39606648
>NSA
Nerd Suck-off Agency



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