CAPRICORN SEASON//Fun Edition>First "game"Load your transit chart of your birthchart plus February 1st and I will tell you how the next month will manifest for you personally.Will post other games in the following comments.
>>39621157Upcoming Transits:>Sun opposite Mars[starts january 15th]Mars is still retrograde. So, what would normally be a motivating and energetic opposition, will be confusing and frustrating. You may feel the urge to get your life together, specifically appearance wise. Now is not the time to be cutting your hair, trying new colors, or even something simple like buying new clothes. Any attempt at change will be met with obstacles and hatred. Overall feelings of aggression toward yourself. I don't mean just feeling like you're ugly or wishing you werent fat, retrograde Mars can bring out visceral hatred.The Capricorn/Cancer axis with these planets can be overwhelming, the general theme is being hard on yourself and others.[next one is too long for one message so just continuing in next comment]
>>39621157>Load your transit chart of your birthchart plus February 1stHope I did this right. What do you see?
>>39621210>Mercury opposite Mars//Mercury trine Uranus//Mercury square LilithIncluding all aspects of Mercury here, as this is going to be a volatile week.Do not get yourself caught up in lies. Give yourself extra time to get to work or where ever you're going, travel will congested, car accidents, ROAD RAGE, and insurance fraud [people braking in front of your car to claim you hit them] things of this nature.In our personal lives, people will be lying to us and we will be lying to them. Chaotic Uranus will have us spewing things we don't mean, people will talk over eachother trying to dominate the conversation. Sexual tensions will be at a climax, old flings could contact you feeling spicy, good time for people who care about shit like posting hot pictures to instagram.Now is a good/bad time to go through your partners phone if you're into that sort of thing. Chances of you seeing things you don't like and the fight going over the edge into borderline violence is highly likely. Keep to yourself, don't go looking for things that you don't actually want the answers to.For the public, this transit won't be good for the political sphere and people with a public reputation. It's likely there will be some kind of scandal or multiple scandals involving things like exposure of naked photos, cheating, questionable conversations, basically anything that would bring their reputation into question. Things like P Diddy party list/videos, lawsuits, hot mics, accidentally posting to their public accounts, all variations of this you can think of. >Venus conjunct Saturn[starts january 18th]Now is the perfect time to start taking your relationships more seriously. Although Saturn is considered a malefic, he also represents longevity, responsibility, maturity. This only applies to established relationships and taking them to the next level. I wouldn't advise to ask out someone new.Getting rid of possessions or losing things you thought were permanent in your life.
>>39621276Going to have to keep these shorter because the character limit isn't enough.>Sun enters Aquarius[january 19th]>Venus conjunct Neptune[january 20th]Things feel dreamy, falling in love super quick, idolozing people and putting them on a pedestal that they don't deserve, getting really high strung on things you think you want to do in the moment like planning trips or leaving your house or hanging out with people and it turning out to be a fluke. Great time for creating music, art, writing, finding new movies/books etc that you love, meeting new people. Good time for job interviews as people are more inclined to like you or see the good in you.>**Mars trine Saturn**[january 20th]Important transit.Revenge seeking, making permanent decisions out of anger [Remember, decisions made in anger can't be undone]People are more willing to act on their grievances, getting into physical altercations will result in permanent damage -- to your life [jail] or physically, Structural damage -- things like house fires, a tree falling on your car, wrecking your cars, etc, are more common during this transit. Saturn represents things that are permanent or long lasting, structure, foundation, Mars represents fire, accidents, sudden endings/sudden happenings
I dont believe in this bullshit but I expect improvements soon.
>>39621157Go on
>>39621157>Load your transit chart of your birthchart plus February 1st and I will tell you how the next month will manifest for you personally.Using Placidus, hope I did it right.
>>39621311>Sun conjunct Pluto[january 21st]Feelings of inadequacy, hatred, drug abuse, harassment, stalking, feeling entitled are all themes.>**Mars trine Uranus**[january 23rd]Most important transit of January.Expect the unexpected. Things are likely to be heating up politically around this time and are extremely detrimental for the public. Terrorist attacks, mass shootings, faulty bombs, weapons, electrical issues, are all themes of this transit. These are two strong malefic planets and this aspect will be felt in the days before they become exact. Be warned. Public outings are not safe during this time, do not trust others, if you see something say something. Uranus is electricity, chaos, the public, the unexpected. Mars is fires, weapons, arteries, accidents, courage, motivation. They will be in Cancer [emotional, nurturing] and Taurus [earth, food, finances, love]To be more specific, in the USA expect foreigners to feel brave, they stillv ery much love their countries and are paid to be here, they will fight for their countries against the USA. Consider them sleeper cells.Not only will we have to worry about our own people acting out of delusion over political beliefs, our biggest issue are the enemies on our own soil. This is an extremely important and dire transit for the USA and Mars will be transiting, IN RETROGRADE, the usa 8th house, Uranus in the 6th in aspect to the USA Midheaven.Retrograde Mars holds most of the emphasis. This means that attacks made during this time will go wrong. This can mean faulty weapons and bombs, this can mean targetting someone and accidentally killing multiple people. This aspect is also bad for weather. Uranus is almost always correlated to earthquakes, however I think the focus is more on the power grid, public chaos, Uranus is centered around "society"Regardless, the duration of this transit will involve a dramatic event in relation to the rulerships of these planets and signs. Stay vigilant.
>>39621157Alright,SECOND GAME:>Must be over the age of 25 for this one>Must have exact birth timePost your chart and I will address your sex life.Must provide context -- meaning, if you want to have more sex, if you're struggling with a dead bedroom/not getting laid at all, if you feel inadequate, how to stop fapping, etcWILL NOT BE ANSWERING POSTS WITH NO CONTEXTUAL QUESTION/INQUIRY
>>39621325>>39621421I'm virgin, no girl ever liked me.
>>39621157GAME THREEPost the chart of your boyfriend, girlfriend or love interest and I will tell you things that you can do to please this person, to have a better relationship with them, to navigate the hard times with them.Most provide MINIMUM CONTEXTPlease do not type me a novel. Keep it short and to the point, bullet points even.Example:>I want to do better at pleasing them sexually>We argue a lot & say things we don't mean, how do we fix this>I want to ask this boy out but I don't know how to approach it>How do I get through to this person that they're hurting me>What GIFTS would they like?
>>39621421I posted it here:>>39621324I almost wish I did not have sexual desires as I do not desire children. When a sexual desire comes, I just wank, and then it goes.
>>39621440How to communicate better with this person
If you want to participate in multiple games, try to hold off on responding until I'm done posting the game formats so that I don't have to keep scrolling all around trying to figure out which game you're replying to.When you reply, include each comment number you're replying to and provide the required context, keep your comment organized, include DIVIDERS, whatever you have to do to avoid clogging the chat multiple times and keep things organized and easy to read.FOLLOW THE RULESI won't be responding to anyone who can't follow the basic instructions. There has to be some level of effort on your end, especially with the games that require context.
Can I get a general reading? Suspect that I have been cursed by a witch in 2016 so I've been under some hard times
>>39621250Context for >>39621157, my apologies for not including itI have a strange history with a man going back almost 10 years. I wronged him, but he was merciful and did not do me any harm, probably taking into account my younger age. I have grown up and am seeking to reconcile with him. Will I?
GAME FOURI always try to do this one because it's my favorite but it never really works out. I'll try again.TRAUMALoad a transit chart using the link in the OPUse the date [or at least within the week] of the most traumatic event of your life Say whether you want me to guess what it is, or tell me what happened and I'll do an astrological analysis of it>MUST be a traumatic life changing eventYour dog dying is not a life changing event, cutting your finger is not traumatic, fender benders are not traumatic.Examples of a traumatic event:>violent domestic abuse>getting your ass kicked>fatal car accident>the death of an immediate family member>rape>surgery>experiencing a natural disaster>house fire/eviction>drug overdoseso on and so forth, of varying degrees, it doesn't have to be this severe but please do not ask me to read a transit chart of your boyfriend cheating on youCAN BE THE CHART OF SOMEONE YOU KNOW, A PUBLIC FIGURE, ETC Does NOT have to be your personal chart
>>39621479This person is likely dramatic. Although they have the North Node in their 10th house, which would normally make you uncomfortable with be perceived publicly, that doesn't stop this person from putting on a show for others, and likely often playing the victim. There are several placements here for escapism, things like drug abuse/experimentation, binge drinking, binge watching shows, binge video games, periods of hanging out with people they shouldn't be, etc, all to escape their mind. This person has a Leo Mars in the 7th, square their Sun. This person has a tendancy to be selfish, again the victimhood in this chart is strong. It's likely that you have a hard time ever getting through to them when they have hurt you, because they always have some kind of excuse for why it's actually more hurtful for them instead. Their Libra Mercury revolves around things that are "fair", it doesnt matter if what you did to them was years in the past or if you've already paid your dues, they will use this to "justify" any bad behavior that they do since then. And this is cyclic, likely to happen many times.With a person like this, you have to be firm. You can't give in to them just because you are exhausted of their effort to "win"Their 12th house Neptune and Uranus also makes them somewhat delusional. They can make shit up or stick to their guns.The best way to mediate this, again, is to be firm. Do not go back and forth with this person. Give them bouts of silence. Say exactly what they've done to hurt you, how they can fix it and tell them you will not communicate with them until your needs are met. Organized speech with NO room for misinterpretation or taking things out of context bc they likely twist things often to fit their narrative.Aside from wrong doings,Overall communication with this person heavily relies on the opinions of others, cont
>>39621479>>39621621they probably often seek out the opinions of others [with a twist] and often act based on the third parties influence rather than their own. So not only are you trying to communicate with them, you have to also navigate the other people involved.It's best to isolate this person, in-person/irl, rather than text, to have their full attention. Even things like having a notebook with bullet points to make sure you address everything in an organized way and even include some preconceived back up for any reaction/statement you anticipate that they might say. This will make it less likely to go off track. You need to constantly remind them to stay focused on the current topic at hand, and don't let them run off on the past or the what if's of the future.This person needs discipline, and to be reminded of what THEY want rather than what they think other people want or acting how they think other people will act. This person has issues with identity and could likely put up a front often of a person that they want to be rather than who they actually are. This person responds well to things that are "fair" and "justified" , so when it comes to defending yourself against them, you must use their own tactics, like bringing their attention to WHY you say or do the things you do, or WHAT happened that lead to the issue at hand. Offering solutions that are "fair" to the SITUATION rather than fair to ALL THINGS THAT HAVE EVER HAPPENED, is crucial, and also makes it easier for them to understand or to come around to a solution. This person also likely struggles with verbalizing what they need or even KNOWING what they need. This is also where an in person conversation is best, keeping notes helps, to help THEM figure out what it even is that they need and how you can give them what they need. Moon on the ascendant isn't helpful, as it hides even their own emotions from themself. cont
>>39621479>>39621621>>39621681Allowing time and understanding for them to have their emotional outbursts but stay present with them through it until they stop, is also crucial. You may want to avoid these outbursts or stop talking to them or leave while its happening, but its best to stay present with them, work through it, and when they are calmer after the outburst, will be able to better address what their upset with.Again, to wrap this up,Do not let them play the victim, and do not let them solicit third parties to make themselves feel justified. You can't play fire with fire, they want the reaction. You have to find a way to tell them "this is you and me, not you me sally your mom and your sisters and uncles" and use the word FAIR a lot. "It's not FAIR to me that you don't let these people know my side of the story""It's not FAIR to me to bring up the past just to make a bad situation worse""It's not fair to either of us to fester on things that have happened before, to BALANCE our issues, we have to focus on the future and what we can do right now and every day to make things better between us"
Is this going to be another one of those times where I post early in an astrology thread and my post is completely ignored?
>>39621453What exactly is your question then? Do you want to desire sex more? I don't get it.>>39621436This also tells me nothing. Do you WANT to have sex? Are you content with being a virgin? Is the question how to be more desirable? Please follow the game rules, you have to provide some kind of inquiry to the context, you can't just say I'm A Virgin and expect me to know what you want me to do with that information.
>>39621335The focal point of February is addressing your anger, and dealing with issues in your home life.Transiting Mars will be going through your 8th house, making a trine to your Natal Mars in the 4th. This means that you are overall on edge, but it is either stemming from your home life, or you are the one causing the frustrating problems in your home life. The 8th house represents "things you're not supposed to be doing", whether you are being lazy, being a sexual deviant, doing drugs, staying out late, being an asshole -- whatever the case may be you need to find the root of your anger. Hopefully you don't gamble, because the vertex in the 8th with a transiting mars screams things like "if i just play one more round i'll hit it big" So, this implies to be that you need to learn to have some level of impulse control, whatever your vices may be.You have several slow moving planets transiting your 4th house for awhile now. This has probably made you feel unstable, that you need to move out of your parents house or out of your neighborhood, seeking some level of stability in your living situation, or maybe even patterns of homelessness or never staying home have made you feel isolating from that "home" feeling. Uranus will be leaving your 6th house soon. Hopefully this clears up whatever health issues you've been suffering from or any level of hypochondria you've been having. It will then move in to your 7th house, which is both exciting and slightly detrimental to your love life. It is a very long transit though, so don't expect to meet the love of your life or get a divorce in February.cont.
>>39621786>>39621335February is focused on your 3rd house. Both the Sun and Mercury will be there for the majority of February. With long term Pluto. You need to stop lying, making up stories to make yourself look cool, if you do this, the sun and mercury are here to air out your business and make you look like a fool. Keep things light hearted, make jokes, clean jokes, and don't get yourself involved in too many highstakes conversations, contracts, or sign anything you're not ready for, because of your natal Neptune. Paperwork, signing a lease, onloading to a new job, etc, might seem like a good thing while the Sun is here, but because of your natal line up, it's best to wait until these planets move from your third house. During February, Venus will move into your 5th house, finally allowing you to have a little fun and let loose and relax. Try to say YES to anything that you're invited to even if you don't want to go, even if its family stuff, even if your grandma wants to go to the movies, even if its a party where someone you wont like will be there, even if its just a flyer you saw on the internet for an event near you. All public gathers are in your favor thanks to Venus. Try new things, pick up new hobbies, go on dates, as February is a great time to do so.Also, happy early birthday, Aquarius. !
>>39621725Yeah see you're not entitled to anything. I can go in whatever order that I want to go in. You are not being "skipped" or "ignored" and honestly its so annoying when people like you go out of their way to say shit like this. If I knew which post was yours I would actually skip you just for saying this. I'm clearly writing in depth analysis for many people and it takes time, just because you weren't first or its taking me time to get to you doesn't mean you get to make ridiculous comments like this. What is it with you people and instant gratification and having such a huge ego that you think you need to be addressed right here right now and fuck what the reader wants as if you posting a comment on a 4chan thread means you're absolutely 100% getting what you want. It's people like you that don't even follow the rules in the first place so they get skipped and then act confused why they didn't get a response.
>>39621833I'm sorry, anon. It has just happened to me repeatedly in threads that got 400+ replies. For what it's worth I wasn't trying to imply you were ignoring me on purpose, but that I might be shadowbanned
>>39621728>This also tells me nothing. Do you WANT to have sex? Yeah how can I be more desirable please. :^)
>>39621537Sorry but I'm confused. You responded to the original post where I said I'll read for the transits of February, but then you make this comment about a man that you know, what does that have to do with anything? Are you asking me if you will reconcile with him in February? If so, thats not even something that astrology can tell you. There are limitations to the types of things that astrology can tell you, there isn't a planet in the sky that will tell me if this man will text you next month, and anyone that tells you this is possible is a fraud, just throwing that out there as well.
>>39621325>>39621866You need your exact birth time. You have put 00:00, which likely means you didn't enter a birth time at all. I can't give you a reading without a birth time, and it has to be exact, no guesses.
>>39621157Hope I'm not too late for my submission for the first game. I might submit a chart for the third game if I can figure out her birthtime based on her Ascendant sign.
>>39621934It has my birth time. Idk if natal + transits to that
>>39621950You're right, thats the time for the transit chart so thats my bad. But either way this says that your ascendant is at 0 degrees Virgo, which only happens with a rounded birthtime and is usually not correct. What time were you born just so I know
>>3962197015:28 south hemisphere
Why does my sidereal chart feel more accurate compared to my tropical? The accuracy freaks me out a little.
>>39621941February is going to be focused on your sex life and your love life. With Lilith moving into your 7th house of relationships, and Mars conjoining your natal Venus/Imum Coeli. However, you will not be feeling your best mentally, as you have Saturn, Neptune, Venus and the North Node transiting your 12th house, as well as you've been experiencing a long term Chiron transit here as well, which will soon conjoin your ascendant.What this means, is you're struggling with your mental health, seeking forms of escapism, and likely isolating yourself from the world. The love aspect of the positive transits I mentioned, will save you if you let them. Allow yourself to feel loved from your family, they will not be here forever, allow yourself to respond to people that reach out to check on you or talk to you, even if you don't want to talk. These relationships hold the key to getting yourself out of this mental state that you're in. You need to be reminded that you are not alone, and you've got to stop pushing people away, you've got to stop feeling cringe for talking to your family or hanging out with your family, you've got to let love in to your life.Long term Pluto transit through your 10th house has likely caused some blows to your reputation, whether a nasty rumor was spread, or people are just generally treating you like you're a freak. By the end of this transit, Pluto will have granted you the power to reclaim control over your life, and to accept that you can't change the narrative about yourself in the minds of others, and that you can't hide from the world in a desperate attempt to control this narrative. My advice not just for Feb, but for the rest of the year, is to not hide away in your room, spend more time with the people in your family that care about you, go out with friends or go out alone and make friends. If you can't bring yourself to emerge from your isolation, put your ENTIRE focus on to your stability [car/home/apartment/job]
>>39621728I dont even know what I want, other than to go to space one day.
>>39622014accurate, scathing, and inspirational. thanks anon. bless you.
>>39621982Alright well I guess I'll still try to do it even though a zero degree ascendant is "rare" for lack of a better word.>>39621325First of all, I have to mention, that if you are autistic or have some other similar disability, I need to know, because that entirely changes the way that I have to read a chart. So, let me know in your reply but i'll go ahead and read it anyway.First things first,To be appealing to a woman as a sexual partner, not just a lover, you have to cover the bases/basics.You must be clean, clean kept hair, no dirty fingernails, shower regularly, you don't have to be a jacked chad -- but you have to take care of yourself physically, if you are fat, don't expect a woman to take you seriously, because this is an automatic signal that you lack discipline & don't care about yourself. How can you take care of a woman if you do not take care of yourself. Being dirty or unkept makes you seem lazy and uninterested.Astrologically, You have a 7th house Saturn. This placement is in the charts of late bloomers. Saturn is a slow moving planet, when placed in the 7th house, it indicates that there are other more important matters in your life that you must address before love will find its way to you. This placement also makes you more likely to mesh well with those that are older than you, not just women but all of your relationships, could have friends that are elderly or a few years older than you. This placement usually means that you will get married later in life. It can manifest in other ways though, such as someone who sees no point in bringing the government in to their relationship so they "never" get married, and again, doing better with women that are older than you.Now lets say that you've covered your bases, that you are a clean guy who works out at least semi regularly, has a job, and doesn't smell bad. here is how you become more sexually attractive/available to women:[cont]
>>39622052I'm telling the truth
>>39621325>>39622091I didn't say that you were lying....AnywayAgain, this is assuming that you are normal, and have at least tried to communicate with women throughout your life. If you've never even tried then we'll have to go about this differently.A Gemini Venus is chaotic, unpredictable. You could come off as someone that cheats, that doesn't know how to handle a relationship, as someone that becomes infatuated with others right away without even knowing them. That last part, is crucial. You could be overbearing at first, showing too much interest and then not enough interest. Now, playing "the game" of hot and cold is never good advice and don't ever listen to anyone that tries to tell you that acting aloof is going to win you the girl, thats a myth. You need to mediate your venus by being consistent. Don't let yourself stop talking to someone just because you're bored or because you think that they don't like you. Have a normal level of consistency. Don't text a girl 12 times in one day with no response, and don't continue to contact a girl if she's showing you dry responses and no interest. This only pushes them further away. You want to maintain some level of mysticism or independance.Your Gemini Venus is also opposite Pluto in the 3rd house. Pluto in the 3rd house usually manifests as someone that lies a lot, you could feel inclined to make up grandoise stories about yourself in an attempt to seem cool or appealing, when in reality it will just make you look bad. This placement/aspect another indicator that you could be overbearing in your attempt to talk to women, obsessive or even harassing them to a degree. Don't take this the wrong way, there are varying degrees of severity that this will manifest in. Pluto opposite Venus, in the 3rd, again can represent someone who constantly tries to talk to someone, who stalks their social media trying to learn about them, or manipulates their own interests/adopting new hobbies in order to appeal tocont
>>39621325A good thing that you have going for you, is your Sagittarius Moon. This makes you overall a positive person, who does well in shitty situations. It's in your 4th hosue too which usually means that you have a loving mother, even though its in detrimental aspect to your 8th house mars. [i would like to discuss your 8th house mars entirely separate from this reading btw]This moon placement makes you easy to be around, keeping things light hearted, and you know how to have fun. However, Mars rules your sex drive, your courage, what motivates you, and its in the 8th house of sex. It's also square Jupiter in the 5th. This line up can be detrimental. It can indicate that you have some peculiar sexual interests, the 8th house is dark, taboo, mars here are questionable things like bdsm, porn addiction, secrets, and so on. Exposing yourself to porn especially questionable types of porn, can really distort your pair bonding skills and your ability to interact with women in real life. Whether you know it or not, subconsciously you have an unconventional relationship with sex and how you think it should play out. If you do in fact find that this resonates with you, if you want to gain a normal functioning relationship with a woman, you have to cut out porn entirely. This placement is in Aries, which only fuels this fire even more, and adding a layer of aggression and entitlement when it comes to sex and money. You need to make your own living, and not depend on the finances of others. Mercury is also here in the 8th house, implying that you have a sort of dark or fucked up way of communicating and the things that you might think are funny, are actually off putting. The overall vibe that i'm getting from this with your 3rd hosue pluto and 8th house placements, is that you come off too strong to women, often freaking them out or scaring them away. You might think you're being intruiging but you're actually being repellant. cont
GAME FIVEGAME FIVEG A M E F I V EFor those of you that are single,Post your chart and I will tell you what type of person you should go for, how to approach your love life, and tips on how allieviate any detrimental aspects of yourself in order to attract a partner[will be actual analysis, NOT "you should go for an aries"]RULES:>CANNOT be autistic, diagnosed with autism, or any similar disability>must have already taken the necessary basic measures like cleanliness, having a job, staying remotely physically active
>>39622209Overall, the steps that you need to take to become sexually appealing,>Do not make up fibs about yourself to come off better than you are. Be yourself.>Microdose rejection,Talk to many women, both online and in public, accepting that the majority of them aren't going to go for it. This will give you more confidence for the future when dealing with women.>Do not be overbearing.When they say no, leave it at that.>Control your sexual urges.Stop watching porn. Stop masturbating at least for an extended period of time. Release your relationship to sex in order to transform it and perfect it. Understand that women are delicate and initially, they want to be provided for in some way, they only want to be chased like a piece of meat after theres an established connection. >Try going for women that are slightly older than you.Your personality likely meshes better with someone more mature than you. Extra points if your goal is JUST sex to find a recently divorced, or cheating wife, like 10 years older than you thats just looking for a pound. >Release abundance.Jupiter in the 5th house can often make you think that quantity is better than quality. You could have some aspect of yourself that thinks your worth relies on how much pussy you can get, it doesn't. You've already made it this far without sex, which isn't a bad thing, hopefully you have released any connection to it that makes it seem like a necessity.>If you are butt fucking ugly,Accept it, and get a prostitute. At least that will give you experience and microdosing rejection from women will ultimately set you up to be able to find someone that is right for you. >Establish stability.Have a dependable job, get a house or an apartment, focus on making yourself as established as possible so that you have something to offer a woman when the time comes for you.Overall, again, your chart suggests an odd relationship to sex and porn, address that first before you go for the real thing.
what does any of this mean
>>39622241>CANNOT be autistic, diagnosed with autism, or any similar disabilityNever was diagnosed. I don't think so.>must have already taken the necessary basic measures like cleanliness, having a job, staying remotely physically activeYes to all except staying physically active. I'm not fat though. If I don't qualify then fine but I'm bored so I'm putting it out there.
>>39621157I think I did this right. I'm interested in both the first and second game.Thanks!
>>39622241I'm >>39622696 and I'm also interested in game 5, more than game 2
What are the placements that indicate you have an inclination towards being gay?
>>39622756The parasite placement in your butthole
>>39622241Female, 26
>>39622241>>39623163The guys I'm into usually never like me back. Only had one serious relationship
>>39622241Can you do me please?
>>39622756Even though ancient authors like Valens and Firmicus have pages dedicated to a native's sexuality and preferences, I don't think such thing can be known without horary. It is likely taken for granted in geniture.>>39623251Relationships are predicted with primary directions and solar returns. Birth chart usually shows spouse(s). In your case, the spouse will have great social status and slim build.
>>39624201>Relationships are predicted with primary directions and solar returns. Birth chart usually shows spouse(s). In your case, the spouse will have great social status and slim build.Not that anon. What's the reasoning behind that interpretation? seems cool to learn this
>>39624523Saturn in the 10th is the 7th house lord and only significator of marriage, so the spouse takes qualities from that placement. Jyotish with its D9 divisional chart would give even more detailed analysis, but I'm not au fait with Indian astrology.
>>39622241>CANNOT be autistic, diagnosed with autism, or any similar disability
Why am I completely disliked by women? Nothing sexual, nothing friendlyNothing loveA reader here even told me I cant go gay>>39621421Read this thanks
Why so unlucky with love?Why do I have a shit life and have no natural skill for anything? No purpose>>39622241Hey, mind reading this?
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAME HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>39624765What?
>>39624828IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME AND HOW YOU PLAY IT! IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL AND IF YOU CAN TAKE IT!
>>39621210>>39621276>>39621311>>39621363Thanks for doing these forecasts.
>>39624765>>39624859based and triple h pilled
>>39621421What are your thoughts on Lilith, black moon, in astrology?
>>39624704No.
>>39622756Don’t listen to the other retard. He barely knows astrology and is currently on a kick that transits can’t tell you anything. Anyway, Aquarius/Mercury/Neptune are your signs that someone is gay or a troon. Also, depending on your gender, a man with venus in the 5th or a woman with mars in the 5th can indicate a lean toward being gay, hormonal issues that can make you think you’re gay. But mostly a negatively placed/balanced Aquarius. Aquarius is the sign of singularity, it tries to force and merge everything together. Man with machine, man with woman, and so on. But of course, just because someone has any of these alignments doesn’t mean an absolute homosexual.
>>39626561Nigger the irony when you post shit like "negatively balanced Aquarius" and claiming Neptune signifies homosexuality then call other people retards. This place is a textbook definition of Dunning–Kruger.
>>39624754>Pete Davidson
>>39621157hello op! hoping to do 1, 2 and 5 if that's ok. It's been about a year and a half since I've gotten laid (had a stable fwb but that situation has ended) and even longer since I've been in an actual relationship (if I can event count them as being actual relationships). Women seem to like me irl (give me free items when I go to the store and even had some chicks give me free drugs at a club) but that doesn't translate to things like online dating so I've stopped doing it entirely. I feel as though I'm at my best when I have a bed to share with someone so what can I do to get laid more often?
What is the best person for me to be? Also, what about my personality?
>>39621440Game 3 please.How do I get to know this person better? From what I've deduced her 12th house placements make her a bit of a solitary person with some mental turmoils. Chiron in the 7th on the angle could point towards major past relationship problems which I would assume affects her present day views on them. I like her a lot but it feels as though I'm putting in all the effort for little in return. I think the best course of action would be to let her go and if it's meant to be the universe will make it happen but I still want to know her as a friend if I can't get to know her romantically. Her chart is hauntingly beautiful and I'm genuinely curious about whats going on in that head of hers.
>>39621157Can the 'first game' still be played, or will my chart possibly be read according to whatever 'game' is up at the moment? The only other game i'm eligible for is game 4, but there are too many to currently recall. I'd say maybe September 1st, 2021? Each concurrent September has been similar, but with lessening effect and scale.
>>39627384Forgot to add chart, sorry
>>39621440She says I am too angry and its makes her doubt if she wants to continue, what do I do. What does she want out of a relationship?
>>39621157Any intention to throw down some charts so the rest of tards can take a whack at guessing said charts career, love life, etc? I really enjoyed that the last time you employed it.
>>39622299>>39622299>Stop watching porn. Stop masturbating at least for an extended period of time.You only ask me difficult stuff
>>39624201>251Are you sure it's showing my spouse and not just the type of person I'm attracted to?
>>39624754>>39626561I'm a high IQ NEET who aspires to be an artist and failed miserably just as Hitler did. My life is a loner valley with no chicks, I just want someone to listen to me, understand me, play some vidya and accept me despite my flaws. I masturbate compulsively while I self-insert in ASMR porn of women degrading me. The irony of being a misunderstood genius is that no one wants to read my chart. This feels very isolating. The scar of my Chiron constantly screams help. An unhealable psychological wound. Now, I dare you all to read my chart and would be amazed at how unique it is. Fifth game or chicks, ambitions, I don't care.
>>39632007Very fucking funny to mock me like this.I am actively hateful and despise others for valid and insane reasons now. I masturbate to fairly grotesque stuff not ASMR.
Im an incel in my mid 30s, tell me based on my birth chart how to put my dick in as many vaginas as possible (not prostitutes) before i really get too old
>>39632478My birth chart
>>39622241You have to do everyone.
>>39633815Do we have a confirmed, accurate CWC birth chart? I'd love to see what the mfer is cooking with under the hood.
What the fuck is wrong with me and why can't I form genuine connections with others
>>39622241Still around?
>>39634334We do.Autism is also an ever broadening categorization of a multitude of unrelated issues which curiously leads to "exploding" rates as people blindly to point to chemicals in the water.
>>39635159Please don't tell me those mystery square aspects and opposition to Venus is stemming from a Cancer Lilith.
astrobump
>>39632118didn't you jack off with tranny porn? i remember the old days of you sperging out and telling people trannies are the future of humanity
>>39621440>GAME THREEA crush but we are in a professional relationship and can't really ever be together.I just want to know how to carry myself and act around him to increase sweet moments and warmth without it crossing a line. They happen sometimes but mostly he retreats behind professional boundaries.
>>39622241Do mine. Not autistic nor sedentary. Currently doing career change.
>>39621157Can anybody tell me if I have a natal Moon square Pluto and what a transit like that would be like? Just had my first therapy session of the year today and free association brought up some really painful things from my childhood/teens. I was already feeling down but it's been hours and I can't stop crying and feeling miserable like I'm deeply wounded from what I remembered and said. Is there any relation (to the square) if that's the case?
>>39621157Hello. What does all this capricorn mean in my natal chart? Thank you
>>39621157i am an actor and writer who right now is bartending and bouncing on the side to finance my creative endeavors. recently i was offered a unique opportunity to learn from a local winemaker how to make wine and basically be his apprentice. what does my chart have to say about what jobs/careers i should do?>>39621210how do you learn to track transits like this?>>39621421why am i such a raging whore despite also loving committed long term relationships. my girlfriend and i have alot of threesomes and still i’m not satisfied
>>39637334It is actually a cancer node.
>>39622241Go ahead.
Do mine please.
>>39621157I am a capricorn ascendant, with sun in aries...Thank you for the rad wallpaper that I am now using on my phone. That is all.
Why should I use porphyry based house systems like placidus instead of equal sign house systems like whole sign houses?Also, am I alone in this general or does anyone else here prefer the sidereal zodiac over the tropical zodiac? If so, where do you place 0 degrees Aries? I use fagan-bradley rather than lahiri, but I'm curious if anyone has any opinion of using the ayanamsha based on saggitarius and the galactic center? I think using the galactic center is kinda fascinating if you believe we will ever colonize other planets because then you would have a (literally) universal zodiac system that works for anyone, at any time, on any planet, anywhere in the milky way galaxy...
>>39644857the constellations move through the zodiac just like any other slow moving star.0° Aries is the spring equinox and I don't see why it would be anywhere else, like in the constellation the Greeks arbitrarily assigned aries to.The tropical zodiac is geocentric but could work on planets like Mars too since it has a predictable spring equinox in the northern hemisphere that would mark the 0° Aries point there.
Which signs trive in current times?
>>39646528I'm sun in aquarius and HOLY SHIT pluto just leaving capricorn is the first time in my life I've felt alive
>>39621363Interesting. We’ll see.
>>39644857Tropical/Placidus still use the 0 degree Aries, it’s only 1 degree ahead. So for example for sabian symbols you use 1 degree ahead.
To be as deductive as possible about the big 3:Sun - a.k.a "The Ego": Lens with which you view the world and yourself (Plays a very heavy role on your subconscious behavioral patterns, but does not specifically rule over them.) Moon - Lens with which you process your emotions Rising - Dominant characteristics and reoccurring themes
>>39622241Aight cool. Just stereotypical bro-dude here. Stable job, good looks, good income, etc.Whacha thinkin
Lets get a reading>>39640153I did cum to that I think
>>39648430now do the whole solar system
>>39645550>>39647876Wow, you people have no idea what I'm even talking about or what I even asked.>tropical is 1 degree ahead of siderealUm, what the fuck ayanamsha are you using for that bro? Do you even know what an ayanamsha is lmao
feeling a malaise.
>>39648430Thoughts of Moon in the 8th house Virgo?
>>39622241please and thank you
Op is ded
>>39648430Does the Moon rule subconsciouness? Do the mental illnesses arise due to clashing Sun and Moon signs?
my godly mercury in pisces intuition revealed this to me
>>39622756You can tell by the replies how delicate and insecure everyone is about this subject. Anyway, Sagittarius is the "adventurous" sign. Take that with what you will.
>>39650085Ew. Using pajeet astrology. Opinion disregarded.
>>39621157What does this mean?
>>39653852Technically every placement would be contributing to your subconscious and your general auto-piloting, but to put it simply, yeah the moon probably contributes the most to your subconscious, then the sun plays a very heavy role as well. As for mental illness, that can play a part, yeah, but since a chart is a balancing act, there are many times in which conflicting sun and moon won't be all that bad and in some cases can actually be a benefit.
Forgot i made this thread.Are any of you still here
>Nobody got a single reading ITTKek
>>39657410I check back from time to time
>>39621157Do not take part in this astral data mining. The feds have diversified their surveillance tactics.
Need some feedback from other astrologers, hobbist or otherwise. My interpretation of Saturn conjunct Pluto with an orb of 0 degrees is as follows:Saturn represents not just meaningless sacrifices but the payoff of hardwork, having discipline, being stoic, delaying gratification for even greater reward later. Pluto represents transformative powers we have no control over that are beyond our comprehension. Transcendental alchemical forces that transmogrify souls in the Plutonian realm that corresponds with Hades in Greek mythology. So, in the life of this person, these two are the same thing. Hardwork and patience ARE the transcencental forces working in that persons life to shape them through suffering and hardship into something like the apex of what Saturnian energy represents. Pluto reinforces the ambitious need to be in control, by accepting a higher power, and almost becoming a fascist in service of that higher power, unable to resist it. This need not be the Christian god, it could even br astrology itself, any kind of transformstive spiritual process could become the focus for this person, and every aspect of reality is seen to belong to that process.Of course, other aspects and house placement also matters, chart rulership, the other planets, etc. I'm aware of that. I'm just asking what kind of theme you guys think Saturn orb 0 conjunct Pluto would have.
>>39657846In fact, going deeper, I would be very interested in the placement of Uranus in such a persons chart. Because Uranus was the father of Saturn and slew Saturn out of jealousy eventually. Uranus would therefore play a very pivotal role in this persons life by potentially being a source of havoc for them, or on the other hand it could be a potential weapon they could use to reinforce their own occult agenda in the face of strong opposition from pre-existing Saturnian forces around this person.
>>39657410Yea
