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Fuck this ima bouddabusssssss~~~~~~~~

>>39624386

Damn, I thought I lost enough weight and then here comes Ma'at....

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let this be a warning i might go AWOL and then do the haruhi skividi doobie dance around the mountain

>>39626355
tell me more about Ma'at....

>>39626365

I mean, trying to weigh less than a feather is such an impossible body image standard, y'know? But the Goddess of Truth holds people to high standards and all that.

At least it beats time resetting and having to lose all this weight yet again, so I'll take the scales.

why do people think they have the choice as to how they are judged though?

Don’t let the elites know but if you take a dump on the scales before he puts your heart on them you go straight to heaven.

>>39626365
The Book[s] of the Dead, or "Coming Forth by Day", is a collection of spells, prayers, and incantations intended to protect the dead in the afterlife. It provides guidance on how to navigate the underworld, including how to speak and behave during the judgment process. The World is Magic, created by magic, so the Judgement has magic. Every BOTD was different, specially made for the buyer.
Ma'at is the goddess of Justice. She's the one who owns the scales that Anubis uses, and she also wears a cute feather, which is what your "heart" - what you've become, who you are, and how you lived your life is weighed against. Evil weighs you down, and rightness keeps you lighter. Will it balance with the feather? But, before you get to that chamber you have many rooms to go through, and each room has gods who ask you questions about your life. The Egyptian "Book[s] of the Dead" tells you what those answers are, and the magick spells you need to move on to the next one. You have to learn what the Negative Confessions are for each room: I have not betrayed my kin, I have not offended the gods, I am not a traitor, I haven't stolen, I am not an adulterer, I haven't murdered, I haven't used false measurements...
At the Judgment, if you fail the weighing a monster god eats you.
Death was not the end of life but a transition to another phase of eternal existence.
Life on earth was only one part of an eternal journey.
The soul did not die with the body but continued toward an afterlife.
Egyptian gods and goddesses were associated with the underworld and afterlife.
Beliefs included an underworld, eternal life, and rebirth of the soul.

>>39624386
>WEIGH YOURSELVES ON THE SCALES OF JUSTICE!
qrd on this
i know it's an egyptian thing but what's the symbolism?

>>39629612
wow that is really funny actually, I wish you well!

>>39629627
boing^3~!

summong asmoding asmodeus asmodai la di da di die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I JUST FAAAAAAAAaaaaaa

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I AAAAM MANIFESTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG~~~~~~~~ãah

>>39631262
reported

>>39631262
DID YOU KNOW THERE IS SUCH A THING AS OBJECTIVE JUSTICE?!?!?! THAT SHIT GETS MY LIBIDIO FLOWING GOING AND GROWING"!!!!!!!!!!!!

shit thread

>>39631656
fertile lands grow plants that sprout

>>39631656
you're probably just mad u got bogus zen and I don't ;)

>>39631656
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT COWS NEED TO SHIT ON MOTHERFUCKING GRASS?!?!? HUH!?!?!?!?!

/thread

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>im coming for
>>look at
>>>file name
wtf?????

>>39630940
Someone wanted to know...