Any witches on /x/ that can turn me into a wolf?i wish i was a real wolf, not an anthropomorphic furry faggot.wolves have simple lives: hunt, eat, sleep.i don't want to be human anymore.wolves possess 42 sharp canines for tearing into their food. they can reach speeds of up to 40 mph.the human body however is severely limited and useless on its own, not to mention the complicated level of sentience they possess which can drive you crazy.if you gave an animal human-level sentience, it would drive them insane to point they would quickly demand to be returned to their blissful and simple animal-level sentience.and so, i will make this thread in the hopes of attracting any witches that are happy to grant my wish.
>>39624394Posted it again award
>>39624394Ask and thou shall receive. That is all I have to say about that.
>>39624400not the same post, retard.
>>39624394Buy an advert faggot.
>>39624394YWNBAW(you will never be a wolf)
Why a witch, would a wizard not work?
>>39624394Try looking at the full moon
>>39624394>wolves possess 42 sharp canines for tearing into their food. they can reach speeds of up to 40 mph.And yet they cannot match a gnome in dexterity, strength, intelligence or in bednext thread
>>39627432Gnomes possess 0 dexterity, strength or intelligence. Fact.Shitposting retard.
Why do you keep making these threads?
>>39624394I'll see what I can do.
>>39624394>human body is severely limutedIt's the most successful body in the history of life in this universe
>>39624394I could do it but you’ll have to die.
>>39630023what you can doo? you grant wishes?
>>39624394I'm actually serious. Idk if you can or your kids can but the best way is to move to Mexico and marry into a bruja family that has a knack for shape-shifting. I've heard more stories about them shifting into owls though.
>>39630439I've been dipping my toes into it. I've been finding opportunities like yours here and there and attempting to grant wishes, but I've had no way to tell if I've succeeded as of yet.I'm trying to let the spirits guide me, but I still have much to learn most likely. Normally I'm more of a passive observer to the world and the things the spirits tell me.https://youtu.be/Do6iiSa4hmc?si=AKGNHWPTqWTTpCgd
>>39630478I understand, that's hard, if you could make a wish I would ask you for something else (I'm not the op), but if you can't, it's ok anon :D!
>>39630354Oh is that so?You put a naked human and a naked wolf in a forest with nothing and see who survives the longest.Retard.
>>39630658humans started out naked and look what happened.
>>39629984to slide down actual threads. whenever you see trash like this posted it means something big was gaining traction
>>39630712You're proving my point though.On it's own, the human body is useless.They had to make tools to survive. Wolves don't need tools.
>39624394i wish you could top me like you used to do It before, i remember the first night you transmutate into a anthropomorfic wolf, it was so lustful. you told me all this on discord and then we proceed to have e-sex. very spiritual experiencie
>>39632302What the hell is wrong with you
>>39630023>>39630478Can I have a wish please?
>>39632493it saddens me your anwser. i'll we waiting
>>39631198tools are part of human nature, besides, humans were born in different environments than wolves.a human can run in the heat, for a long time, a wolf usually runs in the cold, because it is not the same,both hunt out of exhaustion, but in different environments.the difference is that the human can hunt in cold and heat, with a few tools, very easy to do for a normal human.the wolf, you put him in the heat of the savannah (about 35°C) and he dies of hunger in a short time, for not being able to hunt because he can't stand the heat.
>>39633984You put a human in 35° heat of the savannah and he dies of hunger in a short time too.What's your point fucking retard?
>>39633984You didn't even listen to my original point.You put a wolf with no tools but their body, they can run fast and use their 42 sharp teeth to rip into their prey.You put a human with no tools but their body, they are fucking slow and their teeth are not sharp enough to pierce through flesh.Learn to read, retard.
It has been done. You're welcome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
>>39634222no,the human body is made for that, maybe it would starve at first, but it would not die for not being able to stand the heatmy point is that the human body is not as useless as you say, for a reason the human is the supreme species in the world and not the wolf.>>39634248Do you know how easy it is to make a basic tool like a pointed stick and some rocks?You just scrape it against a hard stone and you have your spear.Besides, it is true that the human is slower and without teeth, but it still has strength, a wolf ALONE would not attack an adult human, because it could lose, since the wolf only has its mouth to attack, the human has its arms and legs, and if it manages to get on the wolf's back, it would simply win, because it would choke the wolf with its arms.He would get hurt, yes, but do not underestimate the strength of a human in distress.You may think that wolves attack anything that moves, but alone, they attack small prey that cannot seriously hurt them, because if they get hurt, they die.there are videos of for example, a shepherd in africa, who hides with a red cape among his cows and a hyena appears, which is bigger than a wolf, and the shepherd helps the hyena, only with the cape and a machete (when that is super dangerous), the hyena flees, because it knows that it can get hurt against the human, but not against the herd.examplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOLzuZfWjhAThe lion is much bigger, but it runs away.Why?wild animals do not look for fights with everything that moves, it is dangerous, only animals raised by humans look for silly fights that can get hurt easily, because they have no notion of danger.
If there is a wizard or witch in this thread please turn OP into a fox on Francis Goodyall's furfarm for refusing to contribute to society. >>39630726This is true, they do NOT want you to know what the hell is going on with what's been coined as the Affliction, especially with the fog, la fires, "industrial" accidents, "UFOs" and other unexplainable phenomenon.
>>39632955I can't promise you it'll work, but I can try. What was your wish?
>>39634311Bla bla bla too long didn't read.If you're so tough, why don't you go and find a feral wolf in the woods.Fucking retarded shill.Not so cocky now.
>>39635557because there are none around, but it is not necessary, why would you take away a human's weapons and tools, when it is natural for a human to create them?It's like taking away the wolves' teeth, which are natural.humans are still animals, create tools and stuff is natural in humans
>>39635311I want a better life but I do not know what will make that true
Please do yourself a favor and stay away from trying to get transformed into a wolf, it won’t work no matter how hard you try.But please don’t go looking into witchcraft. It’s SUPER DANGEROUS. Pls don’t. There are demonic forces that are stronger than us. The life you have is worth so much more than being a wolf.JESUS LOVES YOU!!!! we’ve all sinned, we disobeyed God’s only rule. Because we rebelled, we were going to die, but God sent Jesus to die instead so that if we accept his free gift of salvation, we can live with him forever. For more info on how to be saved, see https://youtu.be/sH59j8qfJAI. I pray that you’ll come to know God’s love for you. He loves you more than anyone else. And he wants to be like a father and adopt you into his family. Thanks for reading.
>>39636366That seems a lot more feasible than what OP was asking for, I'll consult the spirits. When you say "better life", how much better do you mean? Would better luck/fortune be enough, or are you looking for a drastic life change?
>>39636974I want something personally fufilling that gives lasting happiness; but not in this way thats open to interpretation
>>39636974>>39637029A drastic life change (circumstances of birth, wealth, such forth in a positive way) is in line with my thoughts
>>39637029Vague requests are more likely to get vague results, so trying to get a more detailed idea of what you had in mind is the best way to make sure I'm actually able to get you what you need, if I'm successful at the attempt.>>39637040I can't change the past, but granting you opportunities that can fulfill these desires does seem possible from what I know so far. I think I have a good enough idea of what you're looking for to start consulting the spirits and see what I can do.Ultimately, I know this much:- Fotrune/luck/opportunity are something that I should be able to help you with, I've yet to discover magic with any effects beyond that as of now, though that isn't to say there isn't any.- All things come at a cost. This part is more what I'm concerned with navigating, drastic changes in fortune/luck/opportunity will have a heavier price. With something relatively achievable like a stroke of luck or small but meaningful brush with fortune I could theoretically cover the cost myself, a small sacrifice most likely, though ultimately that will be up to the spirits to determine. For something greater, I expect the cost will probably fall to you to pay, though I intend to do what I can to mitigate this.
>>39636102Human tools are not natural.Wolf teeth are natural.You put a naked human and a naked human together in a fighting arena with nothing and The. Wolf. Will. Win.
>>39637800humans are animals, humans naturally create tools.If bees and ants create honeycombs and anthills, with social classes and all, why isn't what humans create valid?>alsoit depends on the size of the wolf and the human, if you put a person of 40kg without training, yes, but if you put someone who minimally knows how to fight, about 80-90 kg, it is likely that the man will win.but, those situations are false situations, they are things that do not happen in real life, you are forcing the situation to one that gives the advantage to the wolf at all costs and not something natural.
>>39637130>I could theoretically cover the cost myselfI don't want you to harm yourself>For something greater, I expect the cost will probably fall to you to pay,Like?
>>39624394can you post your discord please. i miss you
this. there is rather something unnerving that we are so dependent on our weapons and tools in order to survive and make something put of ourselves. there is a mystic truth in the bite of a wolf or the consumption of the flesh
>>39637840You're delusional.I'll be laughing when you meet a wolf in the woods and it rips your leg off.Stop talking to me you fucking retard.men will never be superior to Wolves.
>>39638225>there is rather something unnerving that we are so dependent on our weapons and tools in order to surviveThis is exactly one of points I'm trying to make. Some people just don't feel comfortable in their human bodies because they feel so weak and useless-like and frankly inferior compared to animals like wolves.
>>39624394I don't want to go being an animal. I want to be more feeling, more empathetic, more aware, more intelligent, more powerful kind of human being, until human weakness is all but subsumed away into strength of God at last and gains new, holy, wonderful and beautiful identity and a way of being. It is promise given to us christians of our everlasting life in Jesus.
>>39637130I hope this anon returns and goes into more detail how she got into witchcraft. Like is it something you have to born with? Or can you learn it?
>>39637995>I don't want you to harm yourselfHarm is not necessarily a given, but it is a possibility. I do appreciate your concern, though.>Like?As of now I don't know. The spirits seem to be focused on other things right now. As for what the price could be, it depends. I'm in contact with powerful beings who's whims I'm unsure I fully grasp the nature of as of now. I'm not even sure if they'd bother with any of it, I just need to pester them enough to get some kind of answer about if I can help you.>>39639276There's much I'd like to say, but won't. Not trying to be rude, it's just part of the occupation. If you need to know anything about this stuff, you will. Otherwise it's best not to worry too much about it. Maybe you can consult others who would be more willing to give you that sorta info.I think it's fair to say this much: If you can keep secrets, you have good potential. You can't unlearn the things you learn.
I used to say and think this stuff when I was 10 and everyone thought I was the weird kid and still cringe at myself,bring bulling back
>>39639516Can I ask for a spirit to communicate with me directly?
>>39639516I'm sorry. I didn't want to ask anything inappropriate. I wish the best of luck on your journey!
>>39639220I want to be an animal.Too much intelligence is a curse.Simple lives, i-- wait, you didn't even read the OP's post. Did you?!Go to another thread, we don't want someone with your mindset poisoning the well here.
>>39638225>>39639204is this really a big problem though? Somewhere in the past we were still hunter-gatherers and the local wildlife didn't scare us into extinction, even if bear/wolf/tiger/etc encounters ran most of the scary stories. Fighting a drunkard in rage with a stick or glass is also scary.>>39638807>You're delusional.>I'll be laughing when you meet a wolf in the woods and it rips your leg off.nta but this probably happened plenty of times in the last two or more millenia. At the end of the road the population of humans is in the billions. You might as well turn that silly statement around about laughing when you meet a human and it tranquillizes you from a distance. If we were to elevate a wolf's consciousness to sapience would they be savage wasters of life, or "laugh" about a situation whether neither can go home to their family?It might also be that some people feel weak and never address and investigate that weakness and don't come up with ways to patch up their weaknessess. In the past we figured that most wild animals leap at us and created pointed sticks. That is a completely natural process. Creativity and problem solving are what bring that forward more than grinding the beaten path.>>39641160 and OP's>>39624394>the human body however is severely limited and useless on its own, not to mention the complicated level of sentience they possess which can drive you crazy.It begs the question why is it overwhelming for you and not for others? Generalizing your condition as you perceive it now to others does not lead to a real picture. In this case you somehow accept in your inner that the way you can perceive life now is all there is and that the limit is somehow tied to your physical reality. If you are truly limited by your human life, why is that so? Is going to animal consciousness the real solution, or have you imagined it or hope it to be? Where is the knowledge or confidence gap that must be addressed to feel at rest?
>>39641691kill yourself faggot shill. trying too hard to bait at this point
You can't just become a wolf. Wolves don't know how to pay their taxes and follow complex guidelines. That's a big problem.
>>39640746You can! Look for signs of synchronicity (repeated patterns in your everyday experience), and pay attention to your dreams. I find often times spirits can speak most directly through what we perceive as "chance", so having something that can be used to get a random output (like dice, or something similar) helps a lot. You need to establish your own way to interpret those outputs, ultimately what is most intuitive to you would work best.You won't always get coherent responses, and sometimes you might be speaking to different spirits who might say different things. Be weary, and remember to value your individuality, as it can be easy for a spirit to convince you to do something self destructive otherwise. Your wits are your only real line of defense when dealing with things like that.That isn't to say that you would even run into that problem, though. It depends on the spirit, if one does decide to communicate with you.>>39640750No need to be sorry! Your curiosity is something I understand very well, there was a time where I was wondering similar things. Ultimately the truth of the matter is, there's a lot going on in both the spiritual and mundane worlds and the areas in which they intersect. There are interests and forces that don't desire to have their secrets spilled. I've found, it works out best not to go against the grain with that kinda thing.
>>39643147>You can! Look for signs of synchronicity (repeated patterns in your everyday experience), and pay attention to your dreams.Can I speak to them like how a person speaks to another person?
>>39644959Out loud does work well, though many spirits can read thoughts. Be mindful when saying spirit names out loud, in my experience that does get their attention, but even thinking the name of a spirit can invoke it. If you mean can you converse with them, yeah if they want to they will absolutely communicate entire conversations through things like synchronicity. It is, at least, how I communicate with them. Sometimes they can have a very strong presence, other times things can be more mundane and quiet.I have been speaking with spirits for maybe a year now, I've developed relationships (I'm using the term relatively loosely here) with a few of them. Its a strange experience, but I've gotten used to it with time.
>>39643147>so having something that can be used to get a random output (like dice, or something similar) helps a lot. You need to establish your own way to interpret those outputs, ultimately what is most intuitive to you would work best.you just described clinical schizophrenic
>>39645064and it it not synchronicitysynchronicity is true, throwing dice and interpreting it isn't synchronicity
>>39645064Yeah I'm a schizo I guess I thought that was obvious.>>39645073It all seems to blend together for me. I'm surrounded by synchronicity most of the time these days. My own actions seem to play into the flow of it all. But you are right, signs aren't the same thing as random determination.They are higher dimensional beings. They toy with the fabric of reality on a whim. There are many methods of communication that I have observed to be viable, at least for me. I gave up trying to separate what I think might just be mental illness from actual spiritual contact because I don't think I could tell the difference if there even was a difference in their legitimacy. I basically just experiment with ways of communicating and repeat things that work, I do reference other general spiritual guidance of all types where I see overlap with my own experience, but that is mostly me just trying to contextualize all the information I get.
>>39641712cant hold a conversation for your life can you?
>>39645130yes yes keep shilling for your owner you fucking dogyour their bitchwoof woofwoof woofshill faggot
