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If youve never been anally penetrated, your Kundalini is not open.
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>>39635708
what if i used a dragon dildo?
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https://voca.ro/1i3N71Dl7W5B
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Those were good times. I have vague memories… I remember I had a cabin I’d escape to… most I remember is being angry over the defeat, and dying in a Latin American hospital bed. But those were good times. I fought for nothing it seems, and it appears this life I had to pay severe karmic retribution.
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>>39635708
Easy there Crowley, no need to interrupt Gamliel
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>>39635708
Does colon oscopies count?
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>>39635801
>severe karmic retribution
lol no... that's how i know you ain't for real
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>>39636278
No anon le hitler bad school is indoctrination besides ww2 and the Holocaust definitely happened!!!
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Do suppositories count?
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>>39635708
Shut up
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Yeah but whats hilarious is that once you open your Kundalini, you will seek to be anally penetrated. Have fun!
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>>39635708
Does a monster bm count? It felt like it counts.
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>>39635708
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>>39638858
I wonder how many catholic choir boys heard this exact line.
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>>39638872
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ITT: Demons attempt to use trickery to turn you into a poofter
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>>39639479
Have a care, anons - demons crave your back passage and will go to remarkable lengths to get up there. Be alert, not alarmed..
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>>39635708
If you never been peed on, you can't be an enlightened master.
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It's true.
The Root Chakra and the root of all religion is fierce anal penetrative destruction via God or Satan (or whatever you worships dick)
How's about that big elephant pp?
Dan-van-tari?
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>>39635708
Had a dream I was ( locked doors, intact rectum ), and I didn't really feel any different, yet the energy felt pedantic in its expression, yet quelled a part of my ego which had a boundary between self. It was just taking a shit in reverse, at the end of the day. An easy feeling to emulate and not get a boner about. That's really the only challenge in life, not getting a boner and nutting anyway.
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I've had a couple colonoscopies, is that enough?
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> just let Tyrone fuck you in the ass for spiritual enlightment

The lengths the jews go to psyop people
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>>39636251
Let me reiterate: if you have never experienced pleasure from your root chakra, it isn't open. No, colonoscopies, or any non-sexual ramming of objects up there works. You have to want, and attain, an anal orgasm. If you cannot get over your hangups surrounding this fact, your root will remain closed, even if you forcefully prolapse your anus. You must awaken it as an erogenous zone. All nonsexual attempts will fail. Period.
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>>39635708
its true
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>>39639781
The feeling of being raped isn't enough there has to be purity of intention (demons)
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you can also rape other people specifically children and get the same results thats what the elite do.


but you can open your kundalini with music by accident. thats why so many musicians are insane
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>>39635708
what is the deeper/spiritual/kundalini meaning of this
i have some kind of muscle tightness issue in the rectum and it causes a lot of pain and discomfort (and constipation and bleeding)
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>>39639702
whats up there that they want to be in an ass so bad
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>>39640515
Forbidden knowledge
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>>39635708
I'll respond but first, this reminded me of something. When I first wanted to learn more about Kundalini so I went to the subteddit. Holy shit that was a groomer fest. The first post was a 15 year kid saying his mom wouldn't let him do kundalini. All the responses were guys saying dm me. A few were like I've helped other young people before.

As for anally penetrator, how penetrated are we talking? I've gotten a finger a number of times, even got a lovesense up there once. Is that good enough? If not, can the wife peg me, or does it need to be an actual cock? How big? Do he need to ejaculate?

I just want to make sure I understand completely
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>>39641142
It has to be a penis
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>>39639979
Okay, good to know.
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>>39635708
I can live with that
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>>39641232
Damn, I kind of figured that. What's Bailey Jay up to these days?
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>>39635708
Kys faggot



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