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Anons please help 01/15/25(Wed)10:14:53 No.39639623

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Anons please help Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)10:14:53 No.39639623 Archived

Been browsing /x/
>I talked to Jesus and he helped me with divination
>After I summoned my demon girl I thanked Lilith and she told me to count on myself
>oh yeah, before summoning Mammon I asked him what stones he like and he said ambers
>Eris told me to start learning chaos magic
>?????

Anons I have read many books and watched many magic videos I DON'T UNDERSTAND how some of you can TALK WITH GODS AND DEMONS LIKE IT'S A PHONE CALL how how how!!??
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Anons is this mental illness?? no??? then please genuinely help me I want to talk with angels

Matpat
01/15/25(Wed)16:19:50 No.39641688

Matpat 01/15/25(Wed)16:19:50 No.39641688

>>39639623
Just read the Bible.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)17:41:00 No.39642102

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)17:41:00 No.39642102

>>39641688
fpbp
don't try to interact with demons or fallen angels; you'll invite something into your life you'll regret

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:17:06 No.39642297

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:17:06 No.39642297

>>39639623
>Anons is this mental illness??

Like 9/10 times it is

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)18:20:49 No.39642312

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)18:20:49 No.39642312

>>39639623
you will notice hacks liars and attention seekers by how "casual" they make their stories sound like.

if its some "yeah so I was meditating and then yknow, Thor kind of started begging me to stop being such a stud haha cause yknow Venus has a cruch on my left ballsack and after Poseidon told me I should get back to rehab Ive been getting the vibf that jesus is kinda jealous lmaooo" bullshit then move on. I put a heavy emphasis on it but you get the idea.

Matpat
01/15/25(Wed)19:24:17 No.39642596

Matpat 01/15/25(Wed)19:24:17 No.39642596

>>39642312
My parable experiences involve dumb weeb content and that stupid Vivziepop and I try so hard to not be so angry about it.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)19:32:53 No.39642634

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)19:32:53 No.39642634

>>39639623
This is a larping board full of zoomers with poor redacting skills now, that's how. The conspiracy shit is imported from /pol/ since i always see it there first. The spiritual occultism/esotericism has plummeted and turned into abrahamic brainrot and some thread calling Crowley a faggot every now and then. The library is "gone". Wannabe solipsistic zoomers (again) run rampant. "The nobody" thread is the crown jewel of the board.

This shit is the yahoo answers for witchtokers, and not even that.

Matpat
01/15/25(Wed)19:42:26 No.39642686

Matpat 01/15/25(Wed)19:42:26 No.39642686

>>39642634
Jesus Christ of Nazareth is far stronger than you crappy rule breakers.
All he had to do to rot your brain was flee away. You are a maggot.

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)19:48:58 No.39642720

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)19:48:58 No.39642720

>>39642634
“nobody thread is the crown jewel”

Lol k mossad

Anonymous
01/15/25(Wed)19:51:44 No.39642732

Anonymous 01/15/25(Wed)19:51:44 No.39642732

>>39642686
Madness
>>39642720
Denial