i wanna become vampire, how do ?
Step 1, find your victim, ah ah ah!
Step 2, bite your victims, ah ah ah!
Step 3, drink their blood, ah ah ah!
call out to them at 3:33 AM
>>39642474You need to befriend a vamp before the age of 24-25. Humans don’t make it in the process after their mid 20s. It’s too hard on the body and mind. If you meet that description then visit the Dead Rabbit in Manhattan and you may be asked to stay past 2. Rossi’s in Chicago might also be a good start too. If you go there stay late. Most denizens of this site get automatically disqualified desu.
>>39642474I thought your picrel was Raphael. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpxnxAL62A
>>39642474There are two options, you either get a vampire to infect you with a vampiric prion that forces the separation of the physical and etheric bodies ("common" way), or you force the separation yourself upon death of the physical body. The last method used to be practiced deliberately in Egypt and some parts of China through ritual, and in some parts of eastern Europe accidentally.Depending on the methodology you get different types of vampires, the ones closer to what you see in media are infected with the prion.
>>39642819how do you do the egyptian method? sounds more like a lich
Convert to judaism
>>39642843In the egyptian method a "hole" is made in the etheric body to act as a mouth, the vampire feeds directly with its etheric body, from any source of warm bodily fluids, feces, piss, blood, semen (succubi tie into this). The ritual was performed by priests working for the family of the person they were "vampirizing", and the ritual was called "the opening of the mouth ceremony". The physical corpse of the person was kept in a temple, in the dark, as a vessel for the etheric body, then animal offerings where put in the temple at night and the vampire (its etheric body) would leave the corpse to feed on the "warmth" of the animal fluids, then return to the corpse.
>>39642474So you're thinking of converting to Judaism... well anon.
>>39643462>that vid.Gorlock is an anomaly of nature. Leyend has it that Gorlock was not born from mortal women.
>>39642474Believe me it is a curse. You feel like shit every time the sun is out. You are limited to a liquid diet for life. The only powers you get out of it is you age slightly slower and heal slightly faster. You don't even get super strength, instead you just don't get tired at night.
>>39643612Don't larp. Sunlight unravels etheric constructs, the moment it hits you you're done, as the body of a vampire is an etheric construct, the physical body is simply an inert shell for it.
>>39642474get blood pathogen like AIDS
Larpedy larp larp, The larpers larping for larps are still afraid to trudge out in the dark. To fine something or someone that you need. Who will meet you most definitely, why all you have to do is ask and then you'll see a picture with you most definitely.
>>39643462>sugar daddyShe looks like she had more sugar than daddy
>>39643898She looks like she ate daddy.
>>39642474watch Shiki and Hellsing Ultimate. Vampires don't exist, for now. Unless your talking about cannibals. Thank God for White explorers!
it's actually pretty easy to become a vampire on your own people have been doing it since the beginning of time I will tell you two ways you can become a vampire 1 eat some of the sun 2 drink some of the sky
I had a dream about vampires one time, and it hilariously made them look like the fucking worst existence possible:>having dream>meet a vampire>ask questions to him>"are you really weak to garlic and crosses?">Vamp: "no, not at all">"are you weak to the sun?">Vamp: "at first no, but as the body gradually changes eventually yes">"can you turn into a bat, or have shapeshifting powers?">Vamp: "not really no">"Do you drink blood?">Vamp: "at first it seems too disgusting, but eventually you become able to, however you also eventually become unable to eat food in general, drinking blood only sustains the circulatory system, everything else in the body goes without and eventually dies off">"is your only weakness really your heart?">Vamp: "yes and no, our weakness is blood loss in general, so yes its the heart, but losing enough blood kills us in general">"what else changes when you become a vampire?">Vamp: "you eventually have your skin grow pale, your nails grow long and sharp, and you lose all your hair">Vamp: "most of us must live in places where there is never light, and nearly no chance of encountering humans, so in sewer drains or abandoned caves"Then I woke up and was laughing, what a pathetic existence that would be for vampires if it were true and not a dream.
But if I really WAS a vampire, I'd turn into a bat and sneak into the movies late and night and watch the movies for free with a bunch of people not know I was there lol
>>39644330>I had a dreamAnd /x/ is probably the only place where this means something
>>39642474This was revealed to me in a dream. It's unbelievably horrible.>You need to enter a Catholic Church with your biological father.>You need to enter the confessional with him.>Together, you need to kill and eat a live human infant.>This action invites the dark power into your life that makes you a vampire.>Initially you won't notice changes but over time it will gradually change you and eventually become obvious >This also attracts other vampires into your life so you'll end up in a coven >keep in mind this is a group of people who have killed and eaten a baby in front of their parents. These are not friends>They're bound by fear of what would happen if they are discovered>You will have power and long life and every moment of it will be spent in regret
