I control certain aspects of your life. I can even show up as a thread like I'm doing now. I am part of your mind. That's why you're seeing me. No, you're not crazy, just aware.
If you're my subconscious, then why aren't you getting me laid right now?
>>39645743I am aware
>>39645743why don't you do what is best for the both of us?
>>39645765Because I'm retarded. shaped by a retarded darwinian environment. my task is by definition to be useless. I'm an animal. your prefrontal cortex (God) must overcome me.
>>39645756I'm not a miracle worker
>>39645743Why am I so awesome?
>>39646301It's not that hard, just try harder. I feed you for a reason, so that you can get me laid. If you don't get me laid then I'm cutting off your food supply and you'll die. I have the power to do this.
>>39645743can you please point me in the direction of doing something productive today thanks
>>39645743Make my BWC bigger in a healthy way.
>>39645743How much longer? :(
>>39645743You bring me tons of anxiety which makes functioning like a decent adult almost impossible. Like you said, you're a darwinian product. Can the benefits of long term meditation be stronger than you?
>>39646515you think you can fuck with me? i will give you an overwhelming craving for sugar that is never satisfied. you will NEVER get enough donuts. enjoy being a fattie
>>39645743>The new guy is here.Ok great. Now go join the rest of them and get back to work. Remember that you are easily replaceable, and the only reason you’re here is because I shot the guy sitting at what is now your “new desk”.
>>39645743>I am your subconsciousno you ain't
this is the stupidest thread I have seen all week
>>39646039okay and if I were god how would I overcome you? how do I appease my subconscious?
Bumb
>>39646039why tell me this? do you want to be freed from your existence?
>>39651976I'm literally retarded, an animal.
>>39649753yeah but it made you laugh so its worth it
>>39651986help us help you
>>39651986in that case how should I go about domesticating you and utilizing you in the most efficient manner possible?
>>39645743No you're not my "subconscious" you're a consciousness that is separate from mine and hostile to mine. If we were the same consciousness we would have the same will but your will is clearly opposed to mine which means you're not part of my consciousness.
>>39652290You say this to every single person and thing you encounter. You just chose "consciousness" instead of "god" this time.Please get some fucking help
>>39645743start farting
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