Anonymous
01/16/25(Thu)08:42:04 No.39646191

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Anonymous 01/16/25(Thu)08:42:04 No.39646191

>be me, obsessed with aliens, UFOs
>honestly believe they’re on earth
>one day see unequivocal proof of ayyylmao
>little guy just chilling in my back yard
>run to grab highest quality camera I own, can take clear pictures of the surface of Pluto, can literally photograph an individual atom
>run back to back yard
>he’s still there
>thankfuck.pdf
>take out camera
>smash it to pieces with rock
>reach in pocket for my trusty 2012 Nokia 113
>start shaking uncontrollably
>take one (1) photo
>I finally got proof
>print out photo, delete file
>spill coffee all over it
>photocopy it 10 times before scanning it in
>post to r/UFOs
>10,000 upvotes

Stop waiting for disclosure. It’s already happened.