Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
I'm so freaking fat now, I hate it... :(((((
>>39649512The Nobody Is A Cat.Please be kind and appreciate each other's company
>>39649522So true senpai
i hate you all
Here is the proof! Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE
>>39649537Uuuhhhhh. I’ll let you cook.
>>39649522FUCK YOU
How am I gaining so much weight. it doesn't make any sense... NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS NOT MAKING ANY GODDMAN SENSE.
>>39649545Cut down calories and run 30 min 5 days a week or more
Oh I see now this is a game where you’re all my little anime girls and I have to fix you. Got it. I’m outta here.
>>39649544Fuck me yourself>:3
>>39649545Weight gain is common if you're not keeping trim with a stim habit. It sometimes takes as much as a month after knocking off the gear to notice that your body's metabolism has returned to somewhat normalcy.
>>39649561*puts hand into hat, slowly pulls out a*hard pass
>>39649524It's very easy. We can all get along
You guys think the nobody wears zip ups or pull overs?My money is on pullover because I prefer pullover and this thread is all about self inserting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
No thoughts about time and space.. you can feel how empty amd hollow they are. Moment to Moment, all you do is gain lucidity. Control isn't something to consider when you're simply doing what's natural. Years of unnatural thoughts and actions that weren't your own, just a reflection. Be what you are with no limitations, no thought, just stillness.
>>39649550I can't run, my feet are flat and hurt too much to sustain it. It's also really bad for my knees, which have already deteriorated significantly. But that's just how it seems to be for me in this world. Every time I run into some roadblock or impediment that keeps me from doing anything about anything. Some conveniently inconvenience here, some NONSENSE there. It happens EVERY FUCKING TIME. I FUCKING HATE IT. I HATE THIS FUCKING TRASH PLANET, WHEN THE FUCK AM I LEAVING ALREADY. GET ME OUT, I WANT OUT. THIS IS FUCKING STUPID. I'M SO FUCKING FAT AND HIDEOUS, WHY? WHAT FOR? I'M BROKE AND LIVING WITH MY MOM WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME, WHY?? YOU GUYS CAN'T GIVE ME MY OWN APARTMENT TO LIVE IN? MONEY TO LIVE OFF OF? A CAR??? THEN WTF ARE YOU GOOD FOR!?!?!?!?!?! SOME FUCKING GODS YOU ARE, YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING USELESSASK,DAWESRDK;LJ FNWQKLE;JRGNSWERKDL;JGWENR.,G KWJRENOPDL VTG2W34KPEJTRNDW UEJBK;LSEADIOUEGFVBWSAEL UEWOQA4P GAHHD;KLCJBASEIOD;KJ LWFQIUGEWPORBGVIPUAWESDZRJLKVCFNO-QWEAIURHWEIRDVCFOIUEWSADUCFVEWSDI OY-CFHEWF
Sneed and feed
>>39649573>self.insertionWhere's Waldo?
>>39649580Slow down. Here’s something not everyone knows. You build more muscle than you lose fat at the start. This causes temporary weight gain. Keep exercising ur good.
>>39649580shut up bitch
>>39649580Have you tried not being a pedophile?
May he come.
>>39649593Really? Do you really want to talk to me like that in this mood that I am in? You must have the survivability skills of a fucking clam, Dylan.
>>39649600*tribal clicks*
whateverhttps://youtu.be/z3cfX6fiFyE?si=DJ55YAbMFR7ckN15
>>39649114who was?
>>39649602Clams are very resilient actually
SDFHO ;IZFCVOIN [KASW ™REAVG [NSOIETG RWAQWQN
>>39649579sperratic ecstatic excited incited to ignite this
>>39649602Yo Ariel I have a quick question. Why do they call you a pedo? What’d you say and do? Open to audience answers.
>>39649105I don't believe that love exists
>>39649610The Nhobo
>>39649602Keep it up spaz, let it out and you'll probably feel better tomorrow
>>39649614>hey is Kash Patel in the audience?This guy Ariel needs a background check please and thank you
>>39649622who is that? I missed the lore
>>39649617>Why do they call you a pedoBecause they are mentally retarded. Like seriously, I am not joking, sub-90 IQ. Through some blasphemy against creation and against god's better judgement they have been given the ability to express themselves through coherent (barely) language.
https://youtu.be/7abReXKTP6A?si=F7kZNClTv6W1EcOghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t1dOS012Ol0
>>39649629He’s this guy that is constantly being tortured
>>39649580at ease, soldier
>>39649635Define tortured.4 more days
*zips*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c1l1tYODHE
>>39649625Fuck off, Dylan, you useless prick. You and your failure of a podcast, had on some fucking subhuman Mexican rambling about nonsense and then immediately quit after that. Lifetime dramas have more riveting conversations than the dribble I see you talk about.
>>39649640They fuck with his sleeping patterns, do not pay him a living wage, socially isolate him, abuse and slander him, keep in a state of terror.
>>39649647Anything else?
>>39649639Fucking gross, don't make me puke.
>>39649647What's your favorite method for listening to podcasts? I wanna hear that dudes lame ass
>>39649650Are you talking about yourself?
>>39649654These are documented in these threads
>>39649651Yeah, you're fucking stupid, and fuck you.
Fuck You
stop giving the nobody ghost bjs so little you should do it more
>>39649658I see, well I hope you live a long, happy, fruitfull life full of all good things
>>39649653I don't fucking know, he had a YouTube channel he uploaded it to. Ask him, I'm sure he will provide you with a link to his pitiful YouTube channel.
>>39649650Do you have any proof of this?>don't answer that.Remember this moment. It will be relevant later..Have a lager.Godspeed
>>39649665Not on this fucking planet in this shitty body, I won't. It will be a fucking jubilant day when I finally conclude this exercise or whatever the fuck it is that *they* have me doing here. Won't have to see any of your dumb, ugly asses anymore.
>>39649668I asked you tho..link it up so I can have something to talk shit about>me n the boys are having a pint
>>39649677I fear you are what I will become when I’m older. But thankfully I’m not a pedophile unlike you.>he never denies being a pedophile>just screams and whimpers about it
>>39649678I don't know his YouTube channel. I never subscribed to it. *spits*
https://youtu.be/c1vl1-juczE?si=0PMiGXz6jiEscrPJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIK0DQxI1Y410 lives.
>>39649683>can't even link a podcast he talks shit about Weeeeeeeaaaaaakkkk
>>39649683Wait so you’re telling me this whole time early on all he had to do was deny it and it would have gone away? That’s diamonds. Thank you for telling me that.
>>39649683>he never denies being a pedophileBro why y'all gotta be lying ALL THE TIME? How do you wake up in the morning thinking that anything you say throughout the day has ANY validity when you just fucking LIE ALL THE TIME? GET A PRODUCTIVE HOBBY, DUDE, I AIN'T IT.
>>39649639this isn't lujan
>>39649670We absolutely have proof of it somewhere now
>>39649695Hi Dominic Williams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEiXY0Edc9s
>>39649697I wanna help sort the haystack if that will help you.
People murder people. People fuck children. This is Earth. We are an animal species.Don't care. Where's my million dollars?
>>39649698I grew up in the ghettos of Houston with my poor AF Cuban immigrant parents, dude, STFU.
>>39649706Just a matter of time. Are you working with the IA team or the other department?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KorjNHbH-Q
>>39649696>lujannomany nameless grunts in that army
>>39649709So you're Texas Chan?
>>39649709And now you live in the UK or is that a vpn?
Mmmm, Cat boys.
>>39649707$10 millionBank accounttonightlet's goyou assholes send $500 million every other week to Jewkraine for nothing$10 million would be nothing to you
>>39649713He's tryina toss some salad and lured you in with a haystack.
>>39649716>front =omnommom Mind the gap>=fapThank you for worksafe cosplay
>>39649724Get that off my screen
>>39649724yea. youre scum.
You guys are funny when you're frothing at the mouth type of angry. It comes across as pathetic. Just like when the glowies don't get what they want or when they don't feel powerful enough. We should organize a /ng/ meetup so you can pick fights irl. Inb4 I get an angry you
>>39649650May he come.
>>39649713I'm unemployed .
At this point, even if he did what they wanted they would assume he's trying to sabotage them and end up sabotaging themselves by trying to figure it out.
>>39649735/x/ Fight ClubI'd make all u nerds my bitches on god fr fr no cap
>>39649717Sure, today I am, then tomorrow I won't be and then there will be another thread trying to find out who Texas-chan is. Then I will also be told by other people that I am nobody, and then I'll be cool and everything. AND THEN TOMORROW THERE WILL BE ANOTHER THREAD WONDERING WHO THE FUCK THE NOBODY COULD BE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED THE DAY PRIOR, AND THE SHIT JUST KEEPS GOING LIKE THE FUCKING SONG THAT NEVER ENDS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYeah, bro. I'm texas-chan. What do I win?>>39649720Probably the built-in VPN/DNS that I am using. I live in Pasadena, just outside Houston.
>>39649522I'd believe it, that would be very comfy
>>39649726Perhaps I have researched a subject substantially and would like to account my findings?
I'm done fighting, if I go to a /ng/ meet-up I'm covering myself in viper poison so no one touches me
Twinky Cat boys. Hnnnnnnnggggggggg
>>39649741I meant as a whistleblower
Maybe schizos hear each other and there’s a higher game of beliefs
>>39649758Just keep em adult
>>39649573They definitely wear a polo or something, a real mysterious yet pretentious sounding character
>>39649765This.
>>39649769On my mommas dog he ain’t wear no polo’s unless they that like finest of the fine shit. Y’know?
>>39649746>>39649746https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/tripcode/0Rp9iOEulLg/order/asc/>you like Tay's "what" better?
>>39649765>>39649758Please. Men, not boys. Thank you.
>>39649765^this is how fucking tarded these people are. They see a cute short/little (IN BODY SIZE), and they're like 'AMAGAWD PEDO IMMA REPORT YEEWWWWW". But then you post the equivalent of a female who's smaller and then it's just CRICKETS.FUCKING. HYPOCRITS. EVERY FUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU. I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR DUMB STUPID ASSES HOW MUCH FUCKING STUPIDITY CAN THERE BE IN THE GODDAMN WORLD, DO YOU GUYS HAVE A STUPID POOL YOU ALL TAP FROM LIKE A MANA POOL?? WTF IS GOING ON, HOW ARE YOU ALL THIS FUCKING RETARDED?????
Look up the term "anomalous cognition"
Neko is nobody.
Oh no, they are fighting!
Illustrious thread.
>>39649785its called hearing
>>39649764my question is: are they pretending?
That said, we're entering the year of the snake...The wood snake.
>>39649728de nada
>>39649745It's too bad fighting is frowned upon legally but also celebrated as entertainment by the higher class. We should bring back hand to hand dueling culture. Gun, knife, and sword dueling is all garbage you gotta go mano e mano bare fists and feet, best of three knock downs or submissions, match won if you opponent doesn't get up in ten seconds. Would sort out some of the more cowardly psychopaths and give some much needed punch in the face reality checks for bullies and sadists.
>>39649784I agree. It's annoying. Reality and anime are two different things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIhT5VFIshM
>>39649784https://archive.4plebs.org/_/search/text/Pussy/tripcode/0Rp9iOEulLg/order/ascKeyword pussy>(you)You Ariel have a grudge from 2022..What's your motive?
>>39649512The nobody is such a flirt. ICU womanizer
>>39649809Jesus Christ.
You guys want secret knowledge?
Dang the price of being a name fag is that high huh?
>>39649820It probably won't save me but sure.
>>39649820No.
>>39649814Did they start it?
>>39649784He chooses to come here everyday ahahahaha you’re fucking pathetic bro and I thought I was a loser
>>39649617Ariel is into shotacon, namely with adult women, and younger boys. He self inserts as the younger boy. He says, that this is because he wishes he could have those features, I believe.I haven't seen Ariel post like— pornographic depictions (he's only posted sfw content) in any recent thread, but that has led other posters to label Ariel as such.I hope this is helpful. Lmk if I've posted any inaccuracies.
>>39649824Words that are believed are the true cause
>>39649820All is in rebellion against the Most High?
>>39649820Nah.
>>39649809TFW anon pulls a two and a half year old screencap of namefag bullshit
>>39649816Be not afraid.I am the storm
>>39649823Silver hair is so nice. It makes me sad that most women dye their hair the moment they start getting any.
>>39649784like this but gross anime, right?
>>39649832Yes and I am learned
>>39649830Sometimes that's about reliving past traumas.Young boys are victimized as much as young girls, but they aren't taken seriously. In fact, people will act like they're stupid for not just ignoring how they feel and doing whatever their abusers want.
>>39649834Give me a thread to snag you on and I'll pull you in too.My favorite FF15 thing?>fishing
>>39649801Hips not wide enough>>39649820No thanks I had some earlier
>>39649830Honestly I don't like what he posts, but his behavior of being on the attack every time he comes here is really degrading. I'm guessing he does it for attention.
>>39649842So he knows? You realize this implies that all pain and suffering is self inflicted at the most generous, and completely illusory at the least generous.
>>39649844Never played. Was the Adamantois fight fun?
What is believed most is what is true
>>39649856Pfffttt ya
>>39649847That building is... too much.People with more money than taste had that thing built.
>>39649843Do you think "username Ariel" (!!0Rp9iOEulLg)Was abused as a child?Perhaps that's why they post such depiction of male children as "drawings"?
>>39649785Ty
>>39649859We together determine what is real by our beliefs
Insha Allah
>>39649797https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subvocalizationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saccadehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_consciousnesshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reticular_formation#Ascending_reticular_activating_systemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7evoFF83chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcqDeWEVwAoTransverse temporal gyri were found in one study to have significantly faster processing rates (33 Hz) in the left hemisphere compared to those in the right hemisphere (3 Hz).
>>39649848best hips on the planet
>>39649865Right on, Dreamer.
>>39649855You gotta be able to kick it's ass. Breaking the damage limit is essential. >get genji glove
>>39649856unless itscondescendeddeception
>>39649871If that’s what you believe :(
>>39649843Happened to me, I was abused and sometimes imprisoned by someone in my old neighborhood. I don't remember any sexual assault but he would handcuff me and drag me around, sometimes by a leash. Also kept trying to force me to do terrible traumatizing things. >I'm sorry little froggo :'(But I'm not into shota and I don't like being hateful.
>>39649856Dangerous thinking>>39649858What's with the thirstposting? Go to the beautiful women board this is the /ng/ you're in the wrong place>>39649844You can't track me I only post as anonymous
>>39649877The dreamer is a creator of reality.
>>39649871Have toy>you can stop bottling your tears. We don't need sadness sacrifices anymore.
>>39649879> Dangerous thinkingThink collective processes
ACTIVATION PHRASE: Abrahamics is the key to eternal life!
>>39649805That's not what I was getting at.>>39649809I don't have a grudge. Grudges are for when you are distant and detached from whatever thing or person that wronged you. What I have a perpetual fiasco of having to put up with you all and this utter dysfunction you have imposed upon my life. AND NOW I'M FAT, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT, AND I DON'T CARE TO EXPLAIN HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT EITHER.
https://youtu.be/KtP3CEYKab8?si=NmBIJn2NA48JjMMX
>>39649881The three mechanisms by which man creates are through observation, description, and belief
>>39649860it is alot,however its essentialto eventually return to abundance
>>39649878I'm sorry to hear that.I think the idea is that if you're reading fiction about something tangential to it, you can process some of the feelings that were never really resolved while still feeling in control of the situation.
>>39649879who's thirsty for bad ai slop?have some milk
>>39649884I think I get where you're coming from, but I also disagree with it. The collective is retarded and Im not going to get caught with my pants down running off a cliff with the rest of the lemmings if I can do something about it.
>>39649887We are surrounded by eternal
https://youtu.be/JdD60Y96Jus?si=xASkq-LRzXJmp7XD
>>39649900I know that actually yeah.
>>39649879What's something only you would say?
>>39649893Abundance does not mean making everything look like Trump's toilet. It means using the best materials for the job because it's the best material.Our doorknobs should all be made of copper. It literally rips apart the cell walls of microbes. Doing that would drastically cut down on infectious disease deaths.
>>39649827Shut up, dipshit, You don't know why I come here and choose to engage in this place. You're fucking clueless.
>>39649881https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0K5T0AqVlY
>>39649903God walks and eternities echo off of him
So the consensus was to just pretend like nothing is happening, just like the ostriches? Jesus fucking christ this is bleak
>>39649911https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOnl0bHO4
>>39649911Every single second is an eternity thieved from God.
>>39649907You’re not the Nobody, loser
>>39649914Very.
>>39649894Maybe, I've definitely found some help in the media I've consumed. Ariel needs a proper therapist if this is the case. Healing the inner child can't really be done on your own. It would just bottle it up until it overflows explosively.
>>39649907You're here from 2022 Should I look at newspaper articles from Washington DC from the moment you started? How about yahoo or similar news archive?
>>39649907Take your meds lil bro no one on here thinks you’re the Nobody
>>39649908https://youtu.be/grOpvXBmTx8
>>39649897Can I please have some privacy It’s hard to make a pivot when you feel like you are constantly being watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHeW_65AAT4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYZewZJ6n8Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4wqQJc6jtchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZkhYQ0tFnw
At true knowledge, one becomes godlike. Seek all truth
Loving cat boys is not a crime
>how words create reality Words create reality via the truth-wave. The truth-wave is a self-evident process of reconstruction in higher states. The truth-wave acts as a ripple, corresponding to various features, which doubles and is growing.
>>39649929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qga12-bAS4A
>>39649839>thigh gapretarded AF>>39649843I was not sexually abused as a child. Dude WTF, is wrong with you people, what planet did you grow up on. Do you know how lucky young boys feel to get with a sexy older woman? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING SKIDNSDFLKSERDFGJNSVDFKLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GOD FUCKING GODDAMN I HATE FUCKING REPEATIASKLDJFCNASD;LJFVGNSERIGBWERKLJWSGERBLKJFGREWV JLKMGNEWTRJ GKLVJRTEWGJ FUCKING DIE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS I AM DONE HAVING TO FUCKJING REPEAT MYSELF TO YOU YOU GUYS NEVER FUCKING CHANGE AND YET I HAVE TO EXPEND ALL THIS FUCKING EFFROT TO DISPELL YOUR STUPIDITY AND YOUR LIES AND YOUR MASSIVE MISUNDERSTANDINGS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUTHAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, THAT'S FUCKING FAIR THAT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR THAT I HAVE TO EXPEND ALL THIS EFFORT AND THAT YOU GUYS ARE JUST LIKE THAT AND ALL THE IDIOTS OF THE LAND JUST BELIEVE YOU BY DEFAULT FUCK YOU FUCKING IFIOTS I HOPE YOU LITERALLY DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU IDIOTS DIE ALREADY?? WHY HAS MOTHER NATURE NOT RECLAIMED YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS? RETURN TO THE SAUCE YOU FUCKING DWEEBS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWOLAEDAFKDLESWRJASERDKLJBFAESRV
Imagine if the Nobody was a whiny faggot who complains constantly about somehow being forced to read a 4chan thread every day.
August 9th 2022>>39649778Interesting
>>39649921Seems like they have similar strats because the teams are connected and they have no other move to make
>>39649925>Should I look at newspaper articles from Washington DC from the moment you started?Lmao, what news articles? I haven't been in any goddamn news articles, you fucking clown.
>>39649945It's just a thread and the nobody is a made up character
>>39649948But what do I know
>>39649905But who asked?
>>39649945imagine if he didn't complain about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q
>>39649919>>39649926Like I fucking care, you fucking shit hook.
>>39649944You flying off the handle definitely doesn't make it sound like you were abused. At no point were any of the people involved in that discussion judgmental in any way or blaming anyone for being victimized.
>>39649944>Do you know how lucky young boys feel to get with a sexy older woman?Violated, Ariel.I feel violated.
>>39649948Happens when you're all in rebellion lol, same team, even performative opposition eventually has to point its spear at the metropole, the One
>>39649945>down shifts https://youtu.be/ele2DMU49Jk?feature=shared
>>39649950You're clueless>it's actually wonderful.Where did your uncle touch you?
Joseph Smith was a false prophet
>>39649958lol you deep down believe you are a fictional character. i feel bad for you son
>>39649856Incorrect
>>39649968So was Papa John
>>39649945pfft chyeah, and some weird dylan fuckwho Still consumes processed inorganic foodson a clout trip would be pretty crazy right?foh
>>39649968His own followers beat him up and hung him.
it is only to see ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4oYkIeGJc
>>39649972It opens it
>>39649968He just wanted a religion to control the populous he took to Utah and he used it to brainwash them into killing the natives there.
>>39649962>Violated, Ariel.>I feel violated.I don't even know what the fuck you are trying to say here. Care to explain? Also, I feel the need to tell you, I am THIS close to actually flying off the handle. So please do be careful with how you reply to me, lest I destroy everything in my room in a blaze of delirious rage, STARTING WITH MY MONITOR SCREEN.
Fat kot.
>>39649975Are you a hott black chick?
>>39649982Does giving others this power over you make you feel better?
Joesph Smith was deceived by fallen angels to make a branch in the Christian church
>>39649950Man, you gotta find a better safe space to talk about this stuff. A professional, perhaps. Someone who doesn't just feed you drugs to make you better.
>>39649981I wonder what other ventures the Lord's name was slandered for.
>>39649969You don't know anything about me, idiot, STFU.
>>39649975Hey man, I might be weird, eat processed inorganic food, and believe I'm the Nobody.. but I, what was the question again?
>>39649983Looks delicious.
>>39649984no such thing
>>39649803so true
>>39649992Genocide of Nordic peoples.
>>39649997this isnt a thread for you to crash out bro no one cares brodie ehehehe loseeerrrr peeedooooooooooooou have obscene imagery of infants in intimate positions with older peopleyou sir are a certified pedo in our eyesyou did this to yourself
>>39650004You mean the PAGANS?
>>39649989I am not giving anyone any power, I am merely issuing a warning. Does purposely misequating something someone said make you feel like the better person? I bet you pat yourself on the back before you go to bed every night, don't you? You fucking self-important faux virtuoso prick.
>>39649512Tf is up with the sheboon posting? Post some real baddies with light porcelain skin
>>39649967Uncle Daddy is the real villain.
Diluted hydrochloric acid Mixed withChlorinated zincCombined with the quartz in the rock And the compression wave from the hydraulic pump in the basement,Created an electromagnetic standing wave that interacts with the hydrogen in the environment to charge their clay "Baghdad batteries" (pottery) to light the insides of the tombs as well as power a complex hydrogen "Maser" torch for carving rock.
>>39650005No I don't. Why are you lying?
>>39650010Yes, you are giving people power over you. Just by pressing the correct sequence of buttons on our keyboards we can make you destroy many of your most valuable possessions for literally nothing.
>>39650011otay!
>>39650014>what was the great pyramid in giza used for?
>>39650017you use yandex browser a browser only pedophiles use to get cp images
What is the flashing eye of the lord?
>>39650018I am tired of this ruse. You guys know what this is. I know what this is. How much longer are we going to keep this up? Is running this simulation to it's end really that fucking important to you people? I fucking hope you know what you are doing, BECAUSE I DON'T FORGET.
>>39649980Doesn't, also not going to argue with insane retards who know nothing.
>>39650022STFU, half-breed. It's astonishing how wrong you are about everything, EVERY TIME.
>>39650002 ayo wash yuh mouf
No. Fucking. Way. He thinks this is an act? Like we’re all waiting to say jk mr nobody!
>>39650034you're definitely lying about not using yandex. ive seen you use it.
>>39650027I honestly don't know what you're going on about.
>>39650021>imagine no moon in the sky. In the desert at night. A huge column of fire in the distance lights the sand around you. It's the pyramid in the distance.PicrelHydrogen flame
>>39649982>STARTING WITH MY MONITOR SCREENThat wouldn't help anyone, especially not yourself.I've had grown men and women try to groom me when I was young. I felt violated because it felt like they were trying to take control of me for sadistic reasons. I didn't trust anyone because I always felt like they were going to use me.Developed into a drug habit in my later teens, and I became blind to my own behavior. So many things I was suppressing just to not appear weak to others. I value my privacy and my autonomy. I have had both of them violated over the years, and I never had someone to talk to about it. Therapy gave me that outlet, and I'm proud to say I've made progress. So I wonder if it could do the same for you?
>>39649945Have you stopped threatening to rape his SO and kids?
I'm drawing up a blade consisting of 10 interlocking blades that acts like a expanding knife. It opens and closes like a camera aperture with some twisting and the idea is to use it as a an antennae.
>>39650044https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOmbGmrplyAThis guy was working on a hydrogen powered truck conversion.
>>39650037nah hes just awaiting for his inevitable a.i. rendezvous to then witness your karmic rupture the universe hates yall
>>39650050Hydrogen on demand https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/38707747/#38708388
>>396500612 parts hydrogen to 1 part oxygen is literally the ideal mix for combustion.
Ask yourself how I know about these.The Nobody Is A Cat>ShadovvCat
>>39650037Psychopathy is pretty hard to fake, I don’t think anyone here is committed enough to do that, as a bit, for years.
>>39650077Years huh?
>>39650067I know..I like the Honda k24z7 I got mine to 305hp on a naturally aspirated 93 octane tune so I knowThe holy grail of combustion is 100% efficiency..I'm not Elon, I'm a nerdy nobody dj who likes racecar and ancient aliens..I've always wanted to be an inventor
>>39649790Krillustrious*...[SHRIMP SO FINE, THERE'S NO TELLIN' WHERE THE FUNNY WENT]
Fed methhead schizo general
>>39650061hell just utilize specific molecule minap that invokeseffortless [ redacted ] / willful levitation
>>39650083>and so as I "drill, baby, (dipdipdip) DRILL>I wonder if my heart yearns for a time when it was "Krill, baby (fipfipfip) KRILL
>>39650083How can it be permissible?She krillpromise my principle, yeah, yeahThat kind of love is mythicalShe's anything but typicalCrustacean you'd endorseShe's a powerful forceYou're obliged to conformWhen there's no other courseShe used to cook good to meBut now I find herShrimply irresistibleShrimply irresistibleHer punching is so powerfulIt's simply unavoidableThe trend is irreversibleKrillposting is invincibleShe's a natural crawAnd she leaves me in aweShe deserves the applause[bster]I surrender becauseShe used to look good to meBut now I find herShrimply irresistibleShrimply irresistibleShrimply irresistible(She's so fineThere's no tellin' where the funny went)Shrimply irresistible(She's all mine, there's no other way to post)She's unavoidableBubba Gump Co. in the mallShe gives me feelings like I never felt beforeI'm breaking promisesShe's jiggin' every crawShe used to look good to meNow I find herShrimply irresistible(She's so fineThere's no tellin' where the funny went)Shrimply irresistible(She's all mine, there's no other way to post)Her methods are inscrutableThe proof is irrefutableShe's so completely kissableWhen the lobster steams it's mist-i-ful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKKm-BHJWRA
>>39650036omg at least do it rightget out of here with your weak ass chicken head tulpas.
https://youtu.be/VVth_C1zYrw
>>39650101Yeah, but we call it flying. I was the first one in my class to go up one forward 2
>>39650080Thats what a 4 stroke is all about
>>39650088You stick out like a sore thumb.your insults are not even you're own.Funding runs out soon doesn't it? You didn't plan a graceful exit?4 days left
>>396501264 days until what
>>39650129Trump
>>39650111>YOU EXPECT ME TO FUCKING SOLO THIS THING YOU OLD BITCH?>*IT'S ALREADY DEAD, YOU IDIOT*
>>39650123Intake, compression, ignition, exhaust That is 4 stroke
>>39650130He'll ban antisemitic speech before he releases j6 protestors being held in jail because he has sold you out.
>>39649580Seethe more>>39649650That's just the tip of the iceberg. Literally so many people have been deceived by operation mockingbird they enforce BS rules without getting paid like jannies.>I DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SAIDwhat happened to being tolerant of others point-of-view.You put yourself in my shoes, most of you could not even take 1 step. Being jealous of me makes no sense.
>>396501304 days..Ship is tidyAll is well.
Every blink an attackEvery bow a falsityEvery gift a curseWhen will you surrenderunto Me,My glory?Even partial glory is sufficient,for it means you parted with that which is Mine,in Submission to Me.
>>39650149Trump is going to sell us out for the jewish state of israel and their jewish assets in america. -Q
this entire site is awful. when will it get nuked
https://youtu.be/5l0T_RoYNeA?feature=sharedHave you tried not watching this person 24/7?How did that make you feel?
>>39650149Tippy top
>>39650138So efficient bro
Trust the plan.God is good.Love.conquers.all.
>>39650156Close your eyes, bitch.
>Bored and curious>Enquire about Neco Arc fine arts>It's all Futa, Loli and Obesity>As far as the eye can see>Sometime Obese futa lolisEugh, Weimar pales in comparison.
>>39650158NoThat's Donald baby.>aboutSomeone accused me of treason.I want Donald to handle it
>>39650163Trump is going to help israel and jews rob us.
>>39650156I entered a website I do not like, and now I am mad. How could this happen to me?
>>39650169You're a clown. Still hung up on your labels?>yes I'm still hungry lol
>>39649537Cost and Tech Volume under review
>>39650166Once I'm supreme dictator, all internet and electricity users will be immediately slaughtered
>>39650169A good friend of mine is Jewish and he's one of the nicest people I know>kindly go fuck yourself
>>39649716Lujan is way hotter than this thot
Donkey punch aka Robert Ritenour is a fucking clown and an asshole
>>39650130Good. Whatever makes you faggot niggers seethe is good in my book
>>39649820nah
>>39650156What's so bad about this website?
>>39650130Is gonna Make America Great Again
>>39650191Nothing. The website is good, the website is great, we surrender our will, as of this date.
>>39650169Believe it or not, not all Jews are from Israel. And not all of them are zionist racist pieces of shit. That being said, it is incredibly funny to be racist towards them. Especially when they act Jewish. > Roll a quarter down a hallway and see how many chase after it
>>39650203Check out my Jewish Volkswagen>it stops on a dime, turns around, and picks it up.
>>39650103FAMILY GUY IS DISCLOSURE!!!!
>>39650193
>>39650169>>39650156what is the proverb? A gossip cuts to the heart.Imagine the federal government chasing your tail for about....13 years not wanting to admit it because it makes you look like idiots.>this guy is a threat we need to watch him>DOES NOTHING>uh uhh I guess he is not a threat>we were never hereUH HUHWhatever I'm going to lay my head against a stone. Good nightSleep tight=)
>>39650225Simon Ateba>remember Trump on the staircase waiting.W500
>>39649512Shromple as.>it's over
This is the only place I feel like if I say this it won’t follow me back in real life. But I have a date in mind to finally end this for myself. It’s only a few months away. I’m going to try and spend the best time with my family because that date is final, this world ain’t it and my life isn’t going to get any better. I don’t fear the outcome but what I do fear is how devastated everyone around me will be for some time, but in reality they will all benefit from my permanent absence.
>>39650247Can you send me a sock or something so I can summon you every once in a while or use the energy?
>>39650083Krilliant
Shills are shitting their pants>Q_grippysock.dungeon
>>39650258Do a Hummel as a shrimp >shrummelKrill "mounting" aka mountain or Hill of Krill aka King Of the Krill ( I am propane)
If the Ukraine does not hold elections, that means they are a military dictatorship.
>>39650270Jimmy Krilmel?
We find you guilty of shit posting and masturbation..oh and treason How dare you
>>39650279Let's discuss Skrillex as Krillex and how the prawn might spawn a new dawn
>>39650286
>>39650286You are professional liars so who really knows what you'll try and put someone away for.
>>39650292I'm not worried. >should I be? >hits vapeThis tiger melon candy is good
>>39650286i did not do a treason, sir
https://voca.ro/16HukkVxqneS
>>39650286heres your cake, sir.
>>39650304I have nothing to hide
>>39650310Dip in the strawberry for me plz*anon it looks delicious
>>39650286Guilty of all charges. Do I get time served for grippy sock imprisonment and house arrest?
>Well done Grok
>>39650314The better play would be to make it raspberry.Because then you're blowing a raspberry.
>>39650286lmao what kind of treason?
>>39650317They still fuck up sometimes, like the time they talked about those "fat mags" for AR-15 that are quad stack double feed before they released.
>>39650316No You get free hrt though
>>39650234>Simon Ateba"He has also been involved in controversies, such as sharing a fake video of Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy" -copilotlet me guess, JUST ONE of the videos of Zelensky dancing like a faggot>>39650286never gave Palestinian aid KNOWING it was going to Hamas and your internet activity will prove your intentLook at previous court cases like Nicolas Cruz and others.>>39650321giving money to a terrorist organization
>>39650321Felinious
>>39650328But I like external plumbing :(>I prefer it exclusively
>>39650270No Krilling Zone.
>>39650317This was very helpful in confirming my deductions. Very helpful.>Thank You Grok
>>39650330what organization? are you talking about jihadi bros?
>>39650342My prawny arms couldn't hurt a fry
>>39650330How did the person in control of Simon Atebe's Twitter account know about the ICHB?
>>39650352
>>39649521Cutteee :3 softness is nice and comfy for cuddles
>>39650358>shrompie
>>39650258I feel a krilltle bit better every time one of us finds another one.
Shitposting for the soul
>>39650374is there a running list? I was not here on the krill day because the jannies banned me for non paranormal posts
>Corn Boy blows his shrumpet in the background
has anyone seen any ghosts lately?
Krilled cheese
I AM
>>39650391(They are)
>>39650397Krillpled limbs
>>39650406You saying they're getting completely fucked by a cripple?Man, that would be embarrassing.
>>39650270>>39650369>>39650374
>>39650414I downloaded that from Google bud What the fuck are you talking about?>ever played New Vegas?
>>39650386>seen any ghosts latelyNothing notable since the rose handle incident, no.
Is compulsive shitposting a viable counterintelligence strategy?
>>39650435>Time for your regular deradicalization session!
Why do you think maga has zealots they believe everything trump says. No matter how ridiculous? That is the new religion.
>>39650435
>>39650435...*sigh*In order to waste the enemy's time and resources, you release false or misleading information that has little basis in reality. More and more people go down that path, following the white rabbit to the mad hatter's tea party, where they then share gibberish.
>>39650435Why do u ask
Either the wall in Israel or Saudi area. Time frame matches up.
Either way. They used something very old. Potent as well.
Not a damn thing. It's far far beyond what anyone believes could exist let alone prepare for
>>39650435I have hardly shitposted as most of the things I say here are completely true
Even if they came out and said occult things real. Magic is real. No one is trained or prepared. They went out of their way to ensure "witches" where culled for century as well.
>>39650447the other one is the tranny science cult tho, so there are two new warring religions
https://www.historynet.com/obsessed-with-the-occult/#:~:text=Although%20Hitler%2C%20Schutzstaffel%20(SS),always%2C%20the%20state%20came%20first.
>>39650486Can you post about things that aren't the nazis for ONE fucking thread?
>>39650475>no one is trained or prepared [to deal with actionable wizards]Therein lies their tactical advantage.
If he is a true fan boy undoubtedly dabbled if not fully on sex sacrifice blood rituals
>>39650184I agree.
I was the one before anyone knew of heSometimes all I wanna hear is that you love me
>>39650466
>>39650501And what do they do if they shiny one hates them?
Innocent is valuable. Not from the act how it changes them. "The sacrifice is you lifelong suffering, not the child suffering burning at the stake"
>>39650507the* shiny one.
>>39650494just abouts
>>39650494what? how would he do those?
>>39650515I have come.
>>39650504>(I love you)Perhaps it falls on deaf ears>good luck <3
I hear he comes and keeps going.
>>39650520>did he whisper in his ear>plz face Woll
>so there he was, beating a boulder into powder because........(stampstampstamp)
>>39649512Search in catalog for keyword /ng/They've take to posting threads instead of questions.>The Nobody General was created to contain these threads so they didn't get created for no reason. Most are questions for this general anyway.Childish anons
They're very attention driven. It's like they hope to drain any anons away from here by creating a veritable minefield of basic "question" threads instead of asking a question in a general. >it's about the bump limit and their desire for attention
>>39650602wats the questions
Shills are big mad.That's okay..> you are here.Enjoy the thread
>>39649512All of my posts have the same tripcode now.:)I feel loved.Thank you.
>>39650435Where else am I supposed to do it?
>>39650435What is shitposting to you?
>>39650576Novel techniques require novel insights.>The Chinese standardization methods of social selection heavily reduced their intuitive genotypic population. There are hard structural challenges they will never be able to overcome without genomic modifications. The European advantage is permanent.
>>39650435It's a medium for sure. What are you even advocating?
>>39650612There are around 70 threads head of this one
>>39650641Troll an actual government agency or site or even twitter.
>>39650435Sounds like there is an outdated playback going and it's yawn worthy
>>39650649what if your posts are interpreted as shit posts but you are serious and trying to have a discussion?
>>39650649>Troll an actual government agencythat was unintentional ex-military said it was some sort of criminal enterprise gangstalking the nobody but it turned out just to be an arm of the FVEY intelligence network attempting zersetzung for some unknown reason
>>39650666they still don't know the reason? I doubt that
>Post Pentuple reverse inkdot error on read-it due to lack of other community to share in>Leave for a few days because fuck read-it>Chuck this Sandshrew border hickey up>Notice by inbox is blowing up>It's full of trolling and shitflinging>Go to post>It's completely inundated with seethe and dismissive comments>Last 2 days have been troll accounts uploading random S&V cards and pictures of twinkie bar "crimps" on main page>Troll accounts are all fresh accounts>Literally hundreds of them>All starting from my uploadSay I'm over target without saying I'm over target.
>>39650663They'll listen. They might be busy or have superiors focused on other stuff. They're just people. It's just a nice job.
>>39650666They just wanted to test you and say what's up. They did it to me too.
>>39650675what job is it?
>>39650678A comfy government job for those with a clean record and the ability.
>>39650673Still unsure of exactly why The Nobody was targeted long agoPossibly from shitposting on /pol/ regarding the security of Chinese made IT infrastructure equipment
>>39650666>try to prevent a dissident pre-emptively>end up making them active instead because you piss on their rugit was a nice rug too, really pulled the room together
>>39650677What happened with you?Do you think it was just some sort of background check?
so gather around children, today we will be talking about percentages, taxation and the alleged role of the state and their obligation to the citizenswe will also be delving into history of oligarchies, the fall of monarchy and clergy and why all forms of authority are oppression and how every ideology is an attempt at control by those who advocate for themat the end of the lecture we will revisit our old friend anarchy to see how it answers all of these problems and how people do not require rules written in stone to protect their loved ones and the things they value
the cull...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9y51akm3N4
>>39650674>How to get gangstalkers into vintage Pokémon error card collectingPlayed.
Now>Beep boop
as promised to bonus lecture on mercenaries and the irony of a honey enthusiast being paid in honey to protect a vault filled with honey being ridiculous way to go about it, since you requested that we integrate roman era more in our examples we will also be talking about the ironic parallels between praetorian guard and how they were historically the biggest killer of emperors despite being made entirely to protect them
>>39650709They just found me charismatic and odd and enjoyed my studies. I'm unfortunately not on their level. I'm pretty much just a troll.
>>39650694what does a clean record look like?
https://youtu.be/rgPnL9qPMdI?feature=shared"I need you to give me (space)"
>>39650700isn't that a pretty sensible conclusion to come to though, that many many others would also have come to?
>>39650749
>>39650722it's later this year isn't it?
How about we start with who is not the nobody and go from there?
>>39650759Rendleshem forest.Explain Ruldow Manor?
>>39650742honey is really good, bro
>>39650751Not even misdemeanors. No theft charges, no DUIs. Clean driving record. Clean mental health record.
>>39650758I think theres more to itLE has been on the Nobody's ass for 10 yearsWhen will they learn that nobody dindu nuffin
>>39650763above my pay grade(nothing)https://youtu.be/7PnVNd32ikk
>>39650774that's the problem, if you're only motivated to protect the vault of honey because you're getting a pittance of honey, what is stopping you from plundering the vault of honey and throwing the honey hoarder to the angry mob the moment things look dicey and you're most needed to defend the vault of honey?it's a retarded deterrent that will fold the moment shit gets real, hope you and your loved ones treated your mercenaries exceptionally well because they're going to skull fuck your daughter on their way out for giving them cutesy nicknames and fucking around with them
>>39650788The 3 guards beside you thinking the same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNYmost of everybody gonein a blink
>>39650795>"hey mercenaries, we will grant free passage for you and your families with enough of the hoard to last you a life time to walk away and letting us lynch the hoarders from their balls"i wonder what they'll pick when they're surrounded by armed angry mob, mr coinstein did once offer them a napkin after spitting on their face..
>>39650666>Google for fun>There are actual PsychJournal articles of the use of Stasi tactic by Government employees around the world on both suspects of crime and innocentsAround the world, hey? The cream just rises to the top errytime.
>>39650806Everybody plays the social game until shit gets real. That's why Machiavelli was strictly against the use of mercenaries.
>>39650831>we will use the military personnelyour military is filled with desperately poor people who enlisted to be able to feed themselves and their loved ones, i wonder who they're going to be loyal to the flag or the people who sold their country to the same businesses that made them and their family starve?
>>39650666It’s whatever. Victory is assured in the end. He’s pretty much punching down at this point to make an example.
hope you have a basement full of indoctrinated shekelstein youth ready to die for you at the drop of a hat
https://youtu.be/PLdJnIK15OQ?feature=sharedKrimple simps
>>39650666>Zersetzung can be described as the active application of psychological destabilisation procedures by the State apparatus.
>>39650840>He’s pretty much punching down at this point to make an example.Who is punching down, the nobody?
>>39650837It's called a wage, to which the purchasing power of for wheat, bread and wine is to be managed, either through regulation or artificial supply and demand, to satiate the worker. The other aspect is risk v reward and morale. If the military/militia has high confidence in their ranks for the controlling force, and high confidence in pushing back a resistance, dissedence is lower.I love your edgy headcanon though, I was a teenager once too.
>alienate the military by calling them retarded>rely on mercenaries to be uncharacteristically loyal to you>have no private army that is loyal to you through ideology or sheer adoration>go piss on some random guys carpet who even the worlds glowie agencies won't touchgreat plan
>>39650777my mental health record was tarnished when I was abandoned in the group home when I was a kid. I didn't have a say in that or the medications. They ended my prospects before there was even a chance
>>39650837If/when shit actually pops off it will just be the national guard trying desperately to get people to stay in the fema camps but half of them will probably desert and just team up with whatever local militia/gang has the best PR.
>>3965077910 years? why that long? what happened that made them start in the first place?
>>39650788I don't have any mercenaries btw, what should I do to prepare then?
>>39650858>the men will shoot at their own starving families to quell uprising that you stoked by belt tighteningyes tzar nicolas, we will order the men to fire upon their families immediately
>>39650856Yes. To the Feds, I say “punching down” because it’s mean to bully the mentally retarded.
>>39650804when the payloads are activated?
>>39650861I don't believe kid records count. If you had an adult clean mental health record for a while you'd be alright. If you do you can get it cleaned up. And just answer no to everything if they asked.
Whats up with the tower on Phobos?
>>39650840Who is on his level? What level is it? How does he punch down? What does he want them to know and what does he want them to do with the information?
>>39650887Phobos2 probe?
>>39650885I foolishly sought help through therapy after I aged out of the system, and was subsequently labelled with a multitude of mental health ailments that I disagree with, though why would they listen to me, the mentally ill person, when I tell them I think I was misdiagnosed? I have not had a job in over 14 years. I won't be able to with the labels that I have, whether they are true or not
>>39650726Finally got the tone settings on my PocketPOD dialed in so that it sounds like the synthesizer part on this...https://archive.org/details/youtube-HP8La1yBDrw
>>39650887
>>39650874>shoot at their own starving familiesI like how you just pulled that out of your ass, I didn't even imply that. Impressive magic trick.
Ooo another border hickey. A Drowzee this time. Neat!
>>39650935
They banned red dye and the media's like "well it's evidence that it causes cancer in mice but it's not in many things and it's not in large amounts so it really doesn't matter."Oh, really??
>>39650924It's a 250+ foot tall monolith
>>39650867> what happened that made them start in the first place?They mistook a high pressure water pump for a bomb in 2013/14. They called out the bomb squad and everything.
>>39650939Doesn't fit with existing videogame lore.Sorry bro, doesn't check out.
>>39650925anon if you can't even predict the upcoming conflict why are you bothering with participating in the conversation, the only ones benefiting from the status quo and peace are the "elite"once you have pushed the poor people into a corner and they start to resent you enough out of desperation to turn on you what do you think the soldiers will do, you can't order them to kill their own starving families or you'll pull another october rebellion, they won't be able to strong arm the starving mob with non-lethal methods eitherin an attempt to "keep them in their place" and to keep them desperate enough to accept low wages you've written yourself into a corner with your own pen as an authorhang high tzar, it wasn't a pleasure to know you but you played your role exceptionally well, nice touch on stacking the high council with the wealthiest man in the nation, really hammers the class divide home
>>39650950Exactly, so why are you contriving imaginary scenarios yourself?
>>39650948Ask Russia please and thank you.Phobos2 was their probe.
>>39650966it's called foresight, if you weren't so blatantly incompetent and falling upwards despite your multiple failures your entire life you would have learned to utilize it to chart your course and to avoid the rocky shores
>>39650809
>>39650931>literal dream eater disguised as a tapir>eats your dreams through your nose while you sleep>avoids adults, prefers the dreams of children>evolves into pic relatedWhat did the Japanese mean by this?
If we can't make Friends with it and it's hostile, we habe to eliminate it. >total krill
>>39650973It's really kind of interestingThe undead warlock isn't physically stronger than the enchantments that give him strength but he is more intelligent than the enchantments that increases his intelligence
>>39650887Idk ancient Martians probably built it for whatever reason
(You) wanna go mars right?What if they had a weapons system on their moons that we are unaware of?
>the man telling us that we're heading to rocky shores and are about to shipwreck our entire crew seems to be right in all of his predictions along the way>lets kill him to make an example out of him to the rest of the crew because the navigator made us look bad for not listening to themoh boy, a whole new level of retarded has emerged, go for it my life is as shitty as theirs is and being a martyr is a good enough death
>>39650975
What if they built our moon?
>>39650990that would be neato
>>39650986Sips cobbee>ships tidy.We're gonna make it
>>39650990I dunno I beat the game and now I'm bored again Once I changed my draconian shaman to a draconian paladin his magic res aura made it child's play
>>39650882more like a knot is loosenedthe tension releasesand the puppets fall to the groundhttps://youtu.be/XoKFBjd5-F8can you picture that?>t.clever plot device
>>39650992That would mean both of mars's moons are artifical and possibly militarized
>>39650994stage 1 initiated
>>39650987She'd look better in a burqa than she would in a habit, iykwim
>>39651001They got a long way to go.>might as well start enjoying it.
>>39650975Big nootice.
>>39650997when will it happen then? will it take out billions?
>>39650877I assume there are some who see it and actually like what they see happening because there are good and qualified people inside the system who hate its decay.
>>39650990The moon is extremely… sus. Probably artificial and I don’t mean like a hologram.https://youtu.be/OAzikSDmslU
>>39650995The last doom I played though really thoroughly was 3 and it was neat. >reactor secret plasma gun :3I love that thing.>plofplofplofplofplofplof
>>39650999that would mean that some of us wouldn't have to stay on the fake and gay earth with the hordes
>>39651017The Apollo module that made it ring like a gong for 3 hours at a distance of 20 miles? >it's a hollow object.Orange soil = oxygen
>>39651001where is calculated vengeance?
>>39650978No idea what you're talking about.
>>39651024Usually anger.
>>39651019Doom 3 was alrightI remember the interview game computers being unsatisfying when you clicked
>>39651024>we will bring vengeance and wrath upon the navigator for having the audacity to tell us we're about to fuck up!bravo, you just can't stop showing everyone why all forms of negotiations and conversation is completely and utterly useless and detrimental to themkeep at it, it is unnecessary but boy is it hammering the already blatant point home
>>39651025The ending stats of my undead warlockAnd just stats in games in generalLike these relics are giving them so much power how much is it really the hero doing the work ya know?In the warlock's case he simply would have been dust without the extra constitution and dexterity
>>39650971List the failures.
>>39651009I don’t, but I’m not particularly interested in hearing the corny follow up joke.
>>39651031>be me>fresh meat>DOOM MARINE>Mars outpost>rock.gif>its.a.pit>almost.fell to my.doom>wtf.hell>my only escape is the break room>don't touch my sandwich>I play game>Super turbo turkey puncher2
>>39651035>all forms of negotiations and conversation is completely and utterly useless and detrimental to themto who? I am not sure what you mean
>>39651012...brb I'm gonna go to the Pokemon boards and see what they have to say.
>>39651027I don't think that's it. what about the stage where you don't feel anything anymore except the pull towards retribution, because they have yet to provide compensation for damages done and time lost?
>>39651052Link results. Godspeed.
>>39651045i will describe them instead to make sure no libel is taken out of context, if the shoe fits then wear it>falls upwards despite multiple failures>shows a clear lack of talent in their chosen field>incompetent to the point of criminal at managing organizations >corrupt and embezzling funds that they fleeced off of the people>reliant on the state for their funding, working to undermine said nations citizens>only uses conversation to manipulate the people, often drops this mask of man of the people to throw a gut punch at the same people>>39651051do not negotiate with the demons from frieren, they only learned language to lie to the humansif you're too dense to see the metaphor that's on you
>>39651059>the spell complete
>>39651046If there are potential corny follow up jokes, I know nun of them.
>>39651059Don't know that feeling, I'm about to get paid.
>>39651075Well I'm smarter than everyone I work with
>>39651065>do not negotiate with the demons from frierenIt is clear they have no interest in making up for what they did, so what is the best way to make them regret it?
>>39651065Whole lotta vagueposting. Picrel.
>>39651066what does this mean?
>>39651073>what is the best way to make them regret iti will refuse to intervene in the foreign matters of a current ally of my nation, what you do with your internal affairs is up to you
>>39651067>speak into the ear of corn man
>>39651069I believe I am as well, bro. Anyway, you have to already be dead to follow through with plan b. Have you done that?
Hello. How are you?
>>39651081good or grim times coming
>>39651084Well, we'll just have to find out now, won't w-ACK
>>39651090Choose
>>39651087query, status of vague personreply, my status is within acceptable parameters>>39651090a very brief and bloody uprising, if you cannot see what you're baking i will expect to be speaking to a different representative in the near future
>>39651087I don't feel the same since the fever. Something is off and I can't seem to shake it. Everything is distant and foggy. Hru btw?
>>39651064...I was completely unprepared for what I saw in /vp/
>>39651099Yep.
a wise man learns from the mistakes of others, a fool cannot even learn from his own
>>39651099What did you see? Screenshot?
>>39651087I'm all set.
>>39651095good times
>>39651069This. I personally financially benefit from the destruction of my adversaries.
>>39651105>>39651109I...I think that's enough Internet for one day...Cya in tomorrow's thread, maybe...
>and then I started dancing
i have done as i've been told, now ill have my bag of goooold~a bag of gold? what a loon!, all you did was play a tune~all you did was play a tune~
>>39651121The Corn Man Memes tear me up.>muh sides
you're a crook, and dishonest, and it would be a real shame if the children of this town would grow up to be the same!https://youtu.be/vdG_FVchyvs
Fuck them kids
>>39651155if your feeling leapy jump
>>39649512New thread>>39651160New thread>>39651160
I thought what I'd do is
>>39651155Should’ve paid the piper?
>>39651179presto
20,000 assassins all listening to pedo chump dom williams, such a shame, they all became pedos, and now follow jake and dominos, becuase money, the mob kept em broke and drained.
>trying to fulfill a prophecy to summon a living gods avatarwhat do you expect to happen when you succeed?
>>39649512>meteorites. Amirite?
>>39651157they are being messed with by a cult, aka the spiders. everything aint what it seems at all.
>>39651201Is it safe to say they're jealous because it wasn't them?
>>39651097I don't know what I am baking desu, can you help me understand?
they didn't have to fucking lie and run to the mob, tried to make me out to be special ed, a bitch, a theif, a pedo and everything, while we were facing a fucked up cult that used bradleys blood set to their advantage. Now people might target these kids which would be wrong, because they are being targeted by the spiders. thats their strategy, this is spiritual war, pray, get to the truth, find where these fuckers are at. stay prayed up, offer money to find these spider cult members aka those with the glowing stone. offer big money, people will do shit for money, people starving out here.
>>39651220it's none of us, the one they're trying to summon is the dreamer whose awakening will herald the end of division and duality>>39651225a truly one sided civil war
yes, they literally pulled a neon genesis evangelion trying to summon some messianic figure from a desert death cult book
>>39651247>a truly one sided civil warwhich side has the advantage? How has he been baking this?
>>39651268>which side has the advantageprobably the one with 99% of the people on it>how long has this been bakedlong before they stepped into the stage and accelerated it by being incompetent stooges, they just got cocky before when they kneejerk reactioned to perceived hostility and then went quiet with activity until another asshat combo took powerthe best way to advocate class consciousness is to rub it in the peoples face and boy has that been going on for a while now
they all some hoes, otherwise a set would murder easy, if they was real, just one guy with no protect. haha, they some bitches, all these people talking shit, they some real bitches, for life. fuck any bitchass set claiming gang pressure but never do any thing, can't even touch a guy.
>>39651281which side has 99% of people on it?
>>39651301the one that was called retarded, the two party system is a joke to keep the poor fighting amongst each otherwhen push comes to shove and they realized they've been played for fools with divide and conquer since before occupy wall st what do you think is going to happen?
but then again foreign affairs is none of my business, i am just a humble navigator playing a tune
>>39651307I live in a part of the country where I am surrounded by trannies and leftists who have learned nothing. I have no idea what it is like in other places with real people, I also don't talk to anyone or have a job. I don't know what is likely to happen
>>39651339velvet revolution
>>39651357so who will be taking over? what will change?
>>39651339let the trannies overthrow the elites, it will be more humiliating for the elites, or just blame the trannies anyway, when we have elite crews wipe out the elites. aw pedo elites mad that trannies took their dignity mad, henry kissiinger mad a bunch of trannies torched his house to the ground, george soros running for the hills because a bunch of trannies chaseing him with aks out the window.
>>39651383trannies still seem to be more angry at rural people than anything else. That's what I mean when I say that it doesn't seem they've learned anything, as they are still doing the bidding of the elites, at least it's what it seems like here anyway.
>>39651424each tranny is different to be honest. most are really kind and nice, ive had sex with two very passable trans that look like models, and i get excited when i see them. one of them has solid black eyes.
>>39651453:|
>>39651514well i get excited by the black eyed female i had sex with as well when i see her too and shes full female. idk, I like trannies and women, trannies let me experience my bi side and i dont feel bad for it.
>>39651552>>39651514