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I'm a Scorpio and I say my sign should be on top in the middle. Because obviously Scorpio is the best sign, being the smartest, the most sexually potent, and the rival to Taurus for brute fucking muscle.

>>39650118
*pets fish*
Do your best fish! :O

>>39650208
I was just thinking about being a Scorpio(the best sign).

Isn’t it interesting, we are a water sign, but are represented by the phoenix as well, a being of fire, who flies on the wind.

I believe there is also an earth connection as well, meaning Scorpios(best sign) are masters of all 4 elements, and the 3 hidden 5th elements now that I think of it.

Without a doubt Scorpios(best sign) are truly the best sign(Scorpios).

>>39650208
so delusional it even gave me shivers

>>39650118
...No, I'm a pisces and everything is just boring

>>39650118
Say
Then what's your relationship with air signs
And what's it like to fck a gemini on mdma?

>>39651030
I am mostly air (and fire) despite my water sun and ascendant, so a romantic relationship with an air sign would start out passionate (at least on my end) but it wouldn’t work out because air suns are inconsistent sociopathic hoes who sleep around and betray people with no empathy and possibly no souls (looking at you Aquarius) (except maybe Libra, my mother is a libra). But they are also extremely annoying as they never stop talking and never leave you alone for even second, I can get along with them if they have intellectual interests and there is nothing more annoying (and useless) than an air sun who is also basic, I think I get along more with people with air anything else than sun.


My grandpa is a Gemini and I do like him, I find him funny, but he left my grandma for another woman and isn’t the most faithful guy in the world :-/

Why are females allowed on 4chan?

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>>39651704
>all women are whores, except my mom

>>39650118
>Being a water sign feels like being on ketamine on a constant basis
If by that you mean "retarded", then yes, because that's how the horse tranquilizer made me feel.
>mdma is 100% jupiterian
I'd say venusian with all the (superficial) love and connection to randos it brings.

t. Cancer Sun w/ Scorpio Rising

>>39650655
If you can't tell I was taking the piss out of astrology I feel very, very bad you. But you seem salty. Male virgo perhaps?

>>39650208
Yeah no. I'm a Scorpio too and I'm a lazy fat fuck. Agreed about the sexual part tho, but as a literal Plapjak.

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>>39650208
Says the weak skinny fat who’s never gotten laid
>>39650118
Cancer sun Scorpio moon here
What’s with you weirdos over exaggerating everything
Being a water sign just makes you more emotional/intuitive/sensitive/emotionally intelligent

>>39650652
You realize the majority of Americans are Scorpios
Scorpios are just your average typical normie American
Congrats for being fat lazy stupid entitled and arrogant

>>39652544
Nigga in a world filled with retards acting retarded there is no more pretending to be retarded for fun
you’re just blending in with the pack

>>39652590
>the majority of Americans were born from the end of October to the middle of November
>the
>majority

>>39652605
Sorry, majority was a bit of an exaggeration as it implies 51+% I meant in terms of zodiac sign
1/10 Americans are Scorpios
If you’re in America and go outside 1 out of 10 people you see or have to deal with will most likely be a Scorpio

>>39652629
Damn I just realized how stupid this sounds seeing as there’s only 12 signs
Guess I ate some others anons retarded shit and as a fellow retard regurgitated it projecting it further
My bad

Drugs and astrology signs, yep, it's a foid thread

>>39650118
Not really, i reckon being a water sign must feel more like being a woman, seeing as i only encounter threads about water signs talking about themselves.

>>39650118
Cancer: Tits
Scorpio: Anus / Genitals
Pisces: Feets

>>39650118
Well I'm a 6-planet Sagittarius with 4 planets in one conjunction and 2 in another, and I can tell you that shooting 6 million arrows in 1488 different directions and chasing all of them at 200mph at the same time is nothing short of boring yet natural and ooo look big tits I wanna suck them no wait she's like this I wanna beat her nevermind she's vaxxed it's over lol sux for her why am I so alone must be the glowies oh hey look at that star it's gay oh hey that's Sirius lol doggy won't mind wait ofc they would they're based but wait there's more and there's some more and oh look over there and where the fuck am I oh well.
Every second.
Every minute.
Every fucking hour.
Every day.
And all I can do about it is let that thermonuclear sacral chakra stream its creativity.
It fucking sucks, in an amusing an masturbatory way.
Could've been worse. Could've been a normie.

I'm an Aries, but have loads of Pisces in my chart. Yes, I do suspect most of you living my life would get a very intensely psychedelic feel.
I usually just ignore it and shitpost with my frens or get lost for weeks focusing on planning some crazy shit that might happen two years from now (as I'm sure you can probably guess, loads of times it's something I'd like to start or begin doing).

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>>39653185

I was born at 11:55pm on september 22nd so I'm right on the edge of virgo and libra. When I punch the exact time into astrology sites they call me a libra, but I wonder about the accuracy. I feel like I have some traits of both, but I suppose if you read a description of any sign you could find things that resonate with you. What do yall think? Would I be a virgo/libra mishmash or just a libra?

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water threads are always so incredibly faggoty gay
t. air