I can fumigate my home, hermetically seal every single square inch of my bathroom and somehow i will still find spiders and gods know what else carousing about.Do you really expect me to believe ALL of these bugs went on some epic Brave Little Toaster adventure to end up behind my toilet? i dont think so.yes, i fully understand bugs reproduce, but im not talking about that. im talking about this spontaneous spawning into reality the second youre not looking at, or thinking about looking behind your toilet.tell it to me straight.. this is M.O.N.A.D. demiurge fuckery, isnt it? hes fucking with me. and you too, probably. and you probably never would have considered the possibility had i not just mentioned it, youre welcome.
>>39651445The world is a hallucination. In reality, it's all bugs, and every time we see a bug, that's the illusion breaking down.
>>39651658if ionly ever thought about bugs would i find less bugs? how do they spawn in? i know if i set up a camera the bug will magically find a way. but if i dont set up a camera, would it happen all the same, or does it only happen when the M.O.N.A.D. is aware I am trying to film ịt?
>>39651445>hermetically seal every single square inch of my bathroomno you didn't
>>39651445The better question is what do they eat to get that big in an empty room.
They come from the vents and taps. Also cracks in the wall from under where fixtures connect.
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>>39651445>hermetically seal every single square inch of my bathroomHow did you get in?
>>39651445I had in fact considered the possibilityand the rabbithole goes deeperstry the following experiment, always look into the same unreachable corner in your houseI promise, bugs can "sense" where you look at. I don't have proof, but if you look at a certain corner often, they know, and they avoid itit's like the bug spawner intelligent ghost keeps track of your perceptual awareness, so it can spawn bugs on the most forgotten cornerand the same goes with dirt too. keep track of the unseen cornerns, one day all of a sudden they are just full of dust and spiderwebs, like they aged a year in a week or something like that
>>39652568see, this anon knows about the M.O.N.A.D. memes that happen irllike when an npc comes up to you and for no reason at all tells you they cant see pictures in their minds or talk to themselves in their head using word. clearly theres some limitation of processing power occurring, and contingencies are in place to provide the illusion everything is always still being processed when its not
>>39651445You're paranoid obsession with bugs is spawning them man no joke. Exact same shit with those retard targeted individual guys. Had a schizo methhead friend who always complained of having bugs underneath his skin and I kid you not i saw them and I was sober just drunk. This shit is coming out now but people want to keep thier head in the sand.
>>39651445please put camera behind toilet and see if they spawn in
>>39651445Leave the spiders for last. They eat other bugs. Which makes your job easier.
>>39653615they wont. i already know they wont. even thinking about setting up the camera has already eliminated the possibility for some indeterminate amount of time. when my memory is fully purged of the day i considered setting up a camera behind toilet, only then will it resume.
>>39651445Every area of space that no one is observing at any given time has a percentage chance stored in the fabric of the universe that there is a bug in that spot. Then when you look at that space it rolls a die to see if a bug is actually there. If you roll a yes then your consciousness shifts into one of the worldlines where a bug’s physical movements up to that point led it to that spot.
>>39652543teleport, duh
>>39653851Man cant keep bugs out of his bathroom and you think he wouldnt be Brundefly'd within a week?
>>39652568actually this post is Not 100% bullshitI'm convinced wasps (and by extension probably also bees and ants and termites and hornets and whatever other vespiform give insects in forgetting) can directly sense when a human or other large organism has their visual attention focused on them; like, if a wasp appears and you pay attention to it, it will most often begin aggressive posturing due to perceiving you as a threat or however it works, whereas if a wasp enters your awareness but you manage to consciously avoid paying it direct attention, it regards you as little more than a tree. I'm fact there's a good'ol'boy parlor trick I've seen demonstrated multiple times of:>knowing there's a wasp on the wall>mentally noting is position without sustained visual contact >turning your back toward it>walking backward into striking range>quickly slamming an open palm on to the former wasps position>wasp is kill without even so much as readying its stinga true zenredneck master may even capture the wasp without visiting harm on themself or the wasp using this technique
>>39653519>I was sober just drunkmfw
>>39653783>Every area of space that no one is observing at any given time has a percentage chance stored in the fabric of the universe that there is a bug in that spot. Then when you look at that space it rolls a die to see if a bug is actually there. If you roll a yes then your consciousness shifts into one of the worldlines where a bug’s physical movements up to that point led it to that spot.this would explain why pokemon is based on insect catching & fighting, because this is how pokeymenz works irl. sometimes you get a shiny, like a pink katydid.
>>39651445Same with fruitflies, they come from the fruit itself. Same with maggots, they come rom rotten flesh. It's programmed into the reality itself to autodecompose. The spiders come from electricity itself and static that builds up in the corners of a room, dust and dead skin that falls off us humans also contributes to it.
Once I was 19 and a total babe, and I was putting my makeup on in my basement bathroom. I dropped a row of false eyelashes, so I bent down to get them as they fluttered to the floor. In the span of a few seconds suddenly there wasn’t an eyelash strip, it had transmorphed in front of my eyes... It was now a fluffy black centipede, and wriggled away from my fingertips to crawl under the toilet. I never found the row of lashes either or saw the centipede again. Very bizarre. True story.
>>39655444The least credible part is you being a girl
>>39655444>>39655458I'm conflicted. Only a man would write "I was a total babe", but then again, only a woman would use the word "fluttered" in that context
>>39651445>I hermetically sealed my home, why are there bugs?meds
>>39651445It was believed for thousands of years that worms spontaneously come to existence and flies are birthed from shit. Maybe they were right
>>39652543Lold
>>39655275yeah i saw a microscopic image of bug poop showing chitin, and its literally chitin, only its microscopic. like theres a whole level of reality happening down there. the tiny gods theory. its like honey i shrunk the kids. only instead of there just being big ants, the big ants also have ants, relative to their own size that appear as ants from their pespsctive. only its not ants, thats just an example, its other random shit happening beyond our current understanding. i get the whole fruit fly spawned from fruit flies having laid eggs on the fruit thing. the electricity/static thing makes alot of sense. its like a magnetic field which acts as a true north sense for bugs which the M.O.N.A.D. dials up to steer them behind my toilet. so its still M.O.N.A.D. fuckery, clearly
>>39655541youve never built a room while still inside the room, and had the epiphany that you could use that opportunity to prove the bugs that will inevitably spontaneously appear behind the toilet after an indeterminate amount of time might be coming from inside the room, and then went about a series of paradoxical steps to ensure the preconditions necessary to have them appear are still available, while simultaneously not making yourself unaware youre attempting to observe their manifesting into reality?
>>39651445How the fuck do bugs get inside of ceiling lights and hummingbird feeders and shit like that? I've seen some big ass bugs get into those places
>>39657524the M.O.N.A.D. brotheyre trying to get you to Notice to determine whose anomalous. QTE's in dreams are a preliminary way of identifying possible candidates, but they operate under specific conditions and restraints with manually adjusted settings in order to identify preliminary candidates. of those, an additional Noticing Event will be provided for them, like bait. Those who take the bait will be screened for preliminary tests, and if the necessary preconditions are available, will begin a series of manually inserted, sequential Noticing Events, nothing quite reality breaking to a non-Noticer observor, but to the Noticer, will become increasingly more and more so in order to determine your eligibility. Full on divine skill check. thats why, if you cry like a babby for rabbi yeshua, theyll instantly ninja vanish, and you'll simply resume your life as an NPC without anything beyond your acknowledging some abnorminal experience, which will be perfect for your call-in to Art Bell, where you can bask in the updoots of your fellow callers.
i unironically believe they spawn into existence. if you leave fruit out fruit flys magically appear. same with maggots they just magically pop into existence
>>39655444Thats a very interesting story. can we see your tits to prove its true?
>>39657813So what is the end goal? Will the galactic government decide I'm eligible for removal from the matrix and unite me with my spirit waifu? I've been noooticing some weird shit bro I think I'm a draco/annunaki hybrid
>>39658176annunaki were literally just npcsthey couldnt even figure out how to feed themselves until Operators (Players) had to manually drop-in because they were dumb as dirt and couldnt figure out how to feed themselves
>>39658227The annunaki colonized this planet a long ass time ago and bioengineered humanity to be slaves for them and do things like farm and produce food which is being alluded to here.
>>39658176as far as your other question, youll have to be more specific, the end goal of what, specifically? our end goal, as in from our [humans'] position? the end goal of our cycle? the goal of this Demiurge? both are detailed in the image. but if youre asking, you must mean something else? or just too lazy to read
>>39658255and yet i just quoted you a sumerian primary source that says they were literally dumb as dirt and couldnt even feed themselves without intervention.. gotta lay off that tel avivision/stargate sg-1 anon"children" of the gods in semitic lore essentially amounts to "having been created" (like literally every living thing). the annunaki thought they were better because they had to be provided for like a pet. from the pet's perspective, they're thinking: wow this is great these humans are so dumb lolwhereas from the human's perspective its like: "fuck. i cant go skiing this weekend because i still have that stupid fucking dog from five girlfriends ago that will literally fucking die if im not there to feed it"
>>39658306The fuck you yapping about nigga this shit was carved into some mud thousands of years ago and you think that these monkeys had any clue what was really going on? All these years later and you still don't. Obviously they didn't have any of that shit they just landed Captcha=VGDMT
>>39658474hey im not the one trying to argue a semitic god who ate his own cum created a master race of annunaki who bioengineered humans after colonizing the galaxy lol
You know that bugs can lay eggs right. So there could have been some spider eggs for instance that hatch and the baby spiders eat each other until one grows big and remains and now you have another spiderThat is probably less likely though than your bathroom just not being as sealed as you think, things can live in drains or fit through small cracks
>>39658738no, i was taught that. i watched a spider lay an egg under my toilet and waited patiently for weeks for those bitches to spawn in and it never happened. it was one spider and it was all fucked up and gimped. i thought it was dead. i tried to spook it, used a massive maglight and shoved it right in its face and it didnt even flinch. i thought it spat a web a meme but i wasnt sure. but it was just down there looking dead under my toilet. and over the course of the next few weeks it didnt move at all, but grew. like quite a bit. meanwhile the mother had crawled into a corner about a foot away from it to go die. still there too. just decomposing. M.O.N.A.D. probably gonna meme on me now that ive reiterated all this and have it spontaneously be totally fine, or turn into a completely different spider. the baby one which i thought was dead but was not dead was literally retarded. maybe i just blinded it with the maglight idk. but it made no webs, just sat there on the floor like a retard.im sure theres like one type of spider in the world that does that, but i watched it and it didnt happen here. after the whole penguin fiasco and penguins not even being penguins, i simply take most of that popular science david attenborough bullshit with a grain of salt.
>>39651445I have found the legs of dead bugs sticking out of cracks between my walls so small that it was literally impossible for it to get all the way through. These little fuckers will SQUEEZE themselves in where ever they can like their life depends on it. They WILL find spaces you never knew existed
>>39651851other bugs.
>>39658722It's a metaphor for genetic engineering told to a bunch of monkeys who didn't know any better
