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What do you want to do in the afterlife?
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>>39703656
Afterlife is just more life and then death and then more afterlife. On and on. So whatever I do, I aim for a nice balance of meaning and fun.
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>>39703656
To afterlive hopefully.

It's hard to know without knowing what's the real afterlife. Do you go to a heaven?

Does your consciousness join the great consciousness?

Do you just travel the universe as a light orb?
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>>39703656
Fly, glean for seasonal foods, live and bathe, have sex, gardening, thatching store houses for shelter against the cold. Everything in life but with more power and autonomy.
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>>39703656
Depends on what the afterlife is. If it's the sumerian one, then nothing as there's nothing to be done.

If i get an afterlife to talk to the creator, hopefully they'll have time to answer some questions for me.

Or maybe it's the source and we'll blob into it, ceasing to be one, and become unified. Dont particularly like that one as i prize my individuality.
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>>39703656
Iseaki
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>>39703656
See my lost loved one. All the rest matters little in comparison.
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>>39703656
For starters, hopefully my will and my actions will never be dictated by another human being ever again.
Secondly, find my dogs again.
Can't think of anything else at the moment.
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>>39703656
Die. Then die again. And then keep dying until I hit complete nonexistence. I am not going to exist if I have a say in the matter
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>>39703656
fuck around
maybe find out
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>>39703656
This.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=64CACoHNBEI&pp=ygUObm9ydXBvIGhlaWx1bmc%3D

Give me earth and sky. Make friends with bird and frog. Let me run with wolves and buffalo. Walk silently beside the stag spirit inside my heart.
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>>39703656
Afterparty
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Immediately find all my dead pets and relatives and reunite with them. Meet all the public figures I wanted to meet in this life but never had the chance to. Sleep a lot. Revel in the fact that really awful people aren't there, cuz they'd all be in hell. Enjoy nature. Socialize. Traverse the astral planes. Visit planets. Learn about the meaning of life. Visit all the nice beaches. Hook up with all my crushes. Travel. Eat good food. Stuff like that. I hope an afterlife does exist, how nice would that be?
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>>39703656
New game +
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>>39703656
Live, but more
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>>39703656
Kill God somehow to prevent myself from being reincarnated again
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>>39703656
Relax in the embrace of my spirit wives.
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>>39703656

Be done with my duty, service or punishment in this life
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>>39703656
read ancient books and talk to people
sometimes masturbate
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I would like my afterlife to be sandbox type shit
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>>39703656
Just a little bit of gardening, in heaven.
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>>39703656
rich
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>>39703656
being part of a royal family
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>>39703656
Just chill, surf the Aether and never come back to this grottin' and godforsaken mudball of a planet.
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adventure
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>>39703656

To be content with Loving existence.
Seeing an meeting everyone in history that is or was.
understanding about every aspect of reality.
having the ability to go anywhere in the universe and its infinite expanse and drill down into any material and see what is the next layer.
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>>39703656
Reclaim my power, get some answers, and reunite with my beloved.

She deserves better than this, and she will have it all.
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>>39704455
Do you worry the time you've spent without them distanced your relationship?
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>>39705897
How is planet earth even bad?
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>>39703656
Play with God.
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"Afterlife" is a misnomer, the life we're living right now is actually the beforelife, what happens after our bodies die is the "real life"
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>>39712750
this is the real redpill
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Lick a bitches clit
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>>39712750
based knower
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>>39703656
Not reincarnate back to this gay bullshit reality prison planet
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>>39703656
idk jerk off probably
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>>39703656
Continue on the Bodhisattva path of course!
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>>39712993
are you the clit commander?
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>>39703656
>What do you want to do in the afterlife?
Be a cute girl and be happy and comfy
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>>39714891
Same!
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>>39703656
After I've processed it all, I'd meet with family and friends. Go about planning and preparing for my next descent. One lifetime at a time, until I'm developed enough that doing so is no longer necessary. And of course, a lot of exploring, explaining, and living. I wonder if it's anything like the kind of stuff Swedenborg wrote.
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>>39714891
Same!
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>>39703656
I want to "Do Nothing" this is a pun. I mean "Do" in the sexual sense, and "Nothing" as in the proper noun for the female principle of everything, which is void, which is nothingness itself.
I want to quite literally Do Nothing, Forever.
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>>39703656
pet sweet kitties named puddin.
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>>39703656
Honestly?
If the afterlife could be like an Isekai anime to a fantasy universe that shit would be fun as hell.
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I would like to reincarnate into the far future and keep all of my memories of this life so I can see what happened
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>>39705319
Does this mean I can mic spam on your server?
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>>39712750
No, 9 months spent dreaming in the womb isn't "real life" and it's definitely not more real than the 30+ years I spend getting abused on earth.
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Rot...
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I would possess women to be a tranny. Witches love disembodied entities entering them.
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>>39703656
Fuck.
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>>39704951
You want to kill him yet still capitalize his name?
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>>39710295
Resource scarcity, cruelty, hunger, war, no gf and I stubbed my toe this morning.
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>>39720045
A man after my own heart.
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>>39725263
Know thy enemy.
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>>39725308
I like you.
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>>39703656
In the afterlife I want all the things they rob from me in this one,
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>>39703656
I want to go to a dark, cool (not cold) wet place and slither around in nice pliable slime all alone by myself. If I have to deal with anyone I will tell them the way they need to go, to get them to go away as fast as possible so that I can go back to sleeping and dreaming in my quivering world of goo. That is my wish.
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>>39725491
Sounds cozy
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>>39725519
I had some dreams about it and it seemed so nice, I really hope I get sent somewhere like that. And I hope you get whatever new shape you want, as well.
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>>39703656
Die
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>>39703656
To possess a real wolf.
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>>39703656
Have weird interspecies sex
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fun adventures with finn and jake across the land of Ooo...
why does the christian heaven have to be so fucking boring and not include this?
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>>39714891
>>39714995
>>39718128
:O
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>>39703656
Create my own universe.
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>>39703656
Haunt people
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>>39703656
Experience being in several fictional worlds, lives, and various real world alternate realities and stuff
Lives that I can actually have fun in is the point here
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>>39703656
Regain health and have my consciousness as it was before brain damage and achieve perfection and have perfect consciousness like my friend there and look around and very likely hang out with friends and do the things there are to do there.

I have a friend there who does voluntary worker as an angel, a type of spiritual nurse that is.
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Drink. So. Much. Alcohol
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>>39728610
Yeah
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I want to go again.
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>>39703656
>What do you want to do in the afterlife?
die
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>>39726732
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>>39710259
Never
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>>39728610
crush these pills
put aluminum foil
light under the aluminum
breathe smoke through a straw
look at the sun
listen to the music
lose your tooth
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>>39703656
ECSTATIC VIBRATIONS! TOTALLY TRANSCENDENT! DANCE FOR THE PROLETARIAT!
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>>39703656
be in the center of a pile of purring kittens.
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>>39704736
>and repeat this bs
God forbid
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>>39703656
I just had someone die on me again
I really don't know anymore
just chill with you all, have some beer and hotdogs, who gives a damn about the details or how this would be possible for an eternity?
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>>39703656
be excited. about the house of God
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Well, in the vision I saw there was some lady with a regal, refined voice, and the camera was spinning around her as she addressed some audience, imploring them to prepare for my arrival, and how she said "I have gotten a taste of him, and I can declare for certain that he is indeed pure", or something like that and then it faded...

I could barely ascertain outlines, all I saw was very rough light-based outlines of their bodies... but the inclination I get from it is that everything is SUPER "hi-def” and pretty. And the lady who was speaking was immeasurably beautiful, it's making my heart race just thinking about it...
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>>39703656
If afterlife was like a place where you grown and develop superpowers that would be awesome.
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Anything but hell
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become god emperor of my harem pleasure planet obviously
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>>39734347
Would purgatory suffice?
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>>39703656
I want to float around like the spectator mode in a SOURCE game
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>>39703656
keep having babies and take care of them and live with my family forever in the great white suburbs in the sky. basically lds theology
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>>39703656
Commune
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>>39703656
A selfish request, but a new life of my own choosing on the easiest difficulty. I've been through a lot and didn't get to experience love or other normal things people did. Imagining how my next life will be better is the only thing that keeps me going.
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>>39703656
Forget about this terrible life I had to live in this jewish clown world hell.
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>>39703656
have you ever been in a surgery asleep ? you can't tell te passing of time, no suffering, no pain that's how i want it, endless sleep for eternity
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>>39703656
fuck all kpop idols. then become all the kpop idols then get fucked. and fix all the mistakes in my past where i could have fucked but fucked it up.
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Avoid returning
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>>39703656
hmmm nobody here has my answer. I literally want to just eat whatever food I want forever and always be hungry and never get full or fat or uncomfortable or anything. sometimes I could eat with people... maybe even all the time... I love my friends and family and want to be around them in the afterlife... but my primary request is the food. would love a lot of excellent weed also... and for my wife to be there with me and we could fuck all the time... like we do now but even more...

basically I want heaven to be like a cruise ship with a completely awesome buffet of my favorite foods and everyone I like is on board
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I'd want my own house without having to work
All I want is some peace and quiet to relax in
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I want to blip into other realities of my choosing and have really fulfilling bonus access lives. where i could blip into a new one in the next 30 seconds or next week, months years etc of my choosing whenever
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>>39703656
I will to go beyond heaven.
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all the good shit of being alive without most of the bad shit.
Like being in nature, but without parasites and animals don't have to brutally murder each other
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>>39703656
i wanna obtain powers of JoyBoy and fuck around with everybody
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>>39704951
You are a part of god, you are god
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>>39703656
girls
reproduce
repeat
>>39734397
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>>39703656
FUCK BITCHES NIGGA JUST LIKE CAESAR



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