>USSR sends satellite into space>USA doesn't even know how to get to space>12 years later, they are driving buggies on the moonHow could any adult believe this?
>>39734437What is your best counterpoint to "why wouldn't the UUSR call them out on it if it was faked?".
>>39734437Kraut space magic from your uncles from Argentina
>>39734437The moon bases are super secret and have beautiful german nazi girls living in lunar gardens where they bathe naked by fountains where it looks like everything is slowed down due to gravity being lesser.
>>39734444Because the UUS faked it better than the UUSR, so that's why the UUSR was quietly like "damn, niggas..." but couldn't say shit.
>>39734444Because how the fuck could they possibly prove it? The USA was in low earth orbit. It's not like today where all of space is under surveillance.
>>39734444Bigger fish to fry than the cold war rivalry perhaps
>>39734437Should I link American Moon and summon the feds?
>>39734437they televised it, Nixon spoke to them on the moon when they were playing golf.THAT IS OFFICIAL HISTORYDon't be a retard.
>>39734444Money.
>>39736239>Televised Even today, television news teams use outrigger stabilized vans on pavement to transmit to local satellites, but a go cart on a lawn chair driving on a completely dry sand dune can maintain a perfect signal with no degradation with a manually aimed umbrella sized transmitter 2 million miles away? Grow up.
>>39734437 Operation Paperclip?
>>39736934Its not 2 million miles, the moon is 237,000 miles away
>>39734437you can do a lot in 12 years if you try. maybe thats what annoys you so much, because you're still in your moms basement
>>39734437Operation Paperclip scored us some German experts. Soviets did the same
>>39738342OUR CHERMANS ARE BETTER ZAN ZEHR CHERMANS
I believe the moon landing is real because I'm a patriotic American and I know for a fact we beat them commies in the lunar race.
>>39734437I just don't see why it would be faked it's not like going to the moon is an unrealistic feat or anything
>>39738700they can never come up with reasons why it was technologically impossible. its all just vague waffle about 'the deadly van halen belts' and so on.
>>39734437there is literally 0 reason to think landing on the moon is impossible.
Most adults didn't drop out of school after the 4th grade and therefore are capable of knowing that technology and science are things that can advance and improve over time.
>>39734437unironically it was because of nazisthe USA and USSR both had them but the US had better nazis
>>39737420Sorry, I was tired and confused m converted the kilometers in my head wrong. Doesn't change my point. How far away are those news satellites? The broadcasts were fake and anyone who believes otherwise is a fool or spook. My personal theory is that those three guys that "burned alive" in a training accident were the ones who actually went and it was a one way flight as they got cooked by the Van Allen belts and everyone after that was faked. Their corpses are still up there and that's why they don't want anyone looking too closely. The three guys from the training accident were probably kidnapped winos provided by the CIA.
>>39740998>US had better nazisand that is a good thing?
>>39741039>satellitesballoons. They're fucking weather balloons, Icarus knows about this shit.>every last pilot in the world knows the earth is flat and stationary
>>39734444>Why doesn't a scam artist call out his fellow scam artist
