Is there an /x/ way to achieve this?
chaos magic
>>41097046You can pay for this type of service
>>41097069wild, its almost like money is magicwhat can't it do?
>>41097046No. Stay lonely you permavirgin faggot.
>>41097092You know he can just pay for a prostitute, right?No such thing as a permavirgin lol
>>41097046Chicks love paranormal shit. But utilizing your own power starts with the body. Are you eating well and getting some exercise outside every day? Be sure to get a lot of sun.
>muh gamer GFGrow up.
>>41097079Make the pain go away
>>41097181It can actuallyYou can pay for treatments and drugs to make the pain go away!
>>41097046I'd rather have a lady fall asleep on my lap instead the other way around
>>41097217I'd rather suck her fat tits while she caresses and breastfeeds me
>>41097170>he doesn’t have a QT 3.14 goth girl lap to use as pillow and dinner plateseethe more gay boy
>>41097193not that pain, you know the real pain that i mean
>>41097237I never understood why you all want to be babied this way.Whatever
>>41097260Human breast milk is a superfood my guy
>>41097277I'm not talking about that specifically. But the desire to be taken care of by a woman in such a way that it infantilizes you. Such an inversion of masculine energy. Even when I was a degenerate porn coomer I never wanted that. I even found any male-passive sex position to be totally uninteresting.
>>41097320I don't want to be taken care of... I want to suck her tits and sleep while she gives me affection. That's not being taken care of.
>>41097370:/forget about it
>>41097320Yeah I agree but most of these posters are adults who watch cartoons the fetishize pedo shit like anime. There minds are poisoned. I had a girlfriend once who asked me to baby her and told me she had more than one boyfriend who wanted that done to them. I don’t mind do it for a girl (treating her like a cute innocent girl) but it’s never been a desire of mine. I’ve never got a QT milf with mommy milkers though To each their own
The problem with filtering porn threads, is that filtering one word is not enough, the gooner bots can just post a image and ask "how to do it". No wonder /srg/ users want to kill these npcs.
>>41097456You know you can just ignore the thread, right?You don't even need to filter anything... Does it bother you just saying a thread?
>>41097481>ignore something I don’t likethese retards could never do such a thing
>>41097046I too would like to achieve this.
>>41097046no more ai simp thread plz
>>41097502Its hard to ignore when its like 80 percent of the board now you fucking fagoli
>>41097456/X/ is dead now, haven't really visited this board much since 2020 but holy shit, the amount of gslop on this fucking board now is abysmalWould not be surprised if its the monke grandpa jannies causing this shit now
>>41097248I don’t, elaborate
>>41097959>I can’t ignore it because I’m stupidWe know fag
>>41097046Join a circle,
>>41097966The worst threads are >durrr this twin peaks/sabrina carpenter/anime goyslop is soft disclosure I don’t watch tv or know any of these stupid references so I just skip them. If you guys hate these threads why would you bump them?
>>41097320>>41097397Being taken care of by a woman would be nice, but not in a way that infantilizes. I don't understand the desire where it seems like the guy wants to be a little boy.
>>41097046anti manifestation. the mistake is trying to hard. it can be a goal, but you need to accept that it's likely that it won't happen for you. if you obsess over it and want it really bad, it's less likely to happen.
>>41097046Easy. You have to over eat constantly and never exercise then get yourself a normal sized bf to hang out with you while you play vidya.
>>41097046I would have that if I convinced my wife to dye her hair black and wear those clothes. We play vidya gaymes all the time and she's shaped like that
>>41098701I think it comes from guys were babied a lot. I knew a guy who wanted to hire a prostitute to sexually please him while he wore a diaper like a baby and he was the youngest and babied as a kid. Meanwhile I always was independent from my mom who was not the type to baby me and the thought of being in a diaper sounds disgusting to me.
>>41098726>wifeI can’t imagine finding someone I want to date for more than a few years, at mostGod bless you who can do long term relationships like that
>Sees cute cashier in the mall.>Invites her home.>Invites her to spend the night here.>Spends all night playing videogames with her till 6AM.She actually seemed very eager and excited through all this, until she realized there wasn't time left for anything romantic and the smile disappeared from her face.But when you give yourself as an option, with confidence and seemingly don't mind if it happens or not, it seems easy to get what you want.
>>41097046sigils with chaos magick>>41084966
>>41097046What have you done in the 7 hours since you posted this?
>>41097046Imagine the smell
>>41097181Money can buy heroin (or cocaine, hookers and viagra), so your premise is false.
>>41098091>>41097248
>>41097046Yes but it's an intuitive thing and a genetic skill issue for most people.If you were going to be capable of the /x/ way, you would have figured it out in high school. You'd do better just laying into your hobbies and being a cool person in general and hoping you attract one. Those hobbies can be /x/ related but it'd probably take you more time to learn to do this then/x/ way than it would the normal way.
>>41100021>you were going to be capable of the /x/ way, you would have figured it out in high school.What do you mean? You mean through magick or other methods?
>>41097181Oh well if it's worthless to you I can take it off your hands
>>41100037Magical ability is just as genetic as physical equivalents. If you're not born with it, sometimes you gotta use Maybelline.
>>41097046Extremely cucky cuckies itt. Bang and skeet(move on) is the best option. Disagree = gay. Wtf are you gonna play with a nonsentient wooman anyways, Muh final fantasy
>>41097181
>>41100021>Those hobbies can be /x/ relatedWhat /x/ related hobbies would you recommend?
>>41097046Well, use ChatGPT image generation for 1. (You're already there)
>>41097046I 100% know what it is, but if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. For that reason, you will never achieve this.
Really says it all
>>41100242>I 100% know what it is, but if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. For that reason, you will never achieve this.sums up 99% of "occult" nonsenseall of you are lying. otherwise you would be multimillionaires. and no, the "ascending to higher pursuits" cope doesn't work. even if "ascending" is great, there would be AT LEAST a small minority of successful people who can vouch for the validity of magick.
>>41100186I don't know if you could count tarot and astrology as hobbies more than studies but both can help you have cool conversations along the lines of your interests with women. Wouldn't offer to do readings for them, just offer to do a reading with them about something you two are interested in.Growing your own herbs and drying/using them is nice. People need those for ingredients and spells. I grow really good ones and they make people happy when I can give them away.Unironically hang out around your local metaphysics shop and learn about the crystals (even if you don't really care)
>>41100283The guy is clearly retarded anywayHe's laying with his fucking head on the floor. What the fuck? She puts her knees together like that and then you use it like a pillow>Laying on the fucking floor between the pillows>NGMI
>>41100379Thank you Anon, that helps putting things into perspective, there are a lot of /x/ aspects I need to explore
>>41100469Don't forget that when I said things are genetic, I wasn't trying to just put everyone down who can't do this one thing on intuition alone. You probably have several abilities which significantly exceed mine in the same area, I just lucked out with some of the social stuff.Another thing that helps is just understanding that your specific /x/ interests ARE cool and definitely will be something you share with the type of woman you're talking about, but they're largely too specific to find a specific group for. That applies to everyone so another thing I do to meet new people is just do things that are adjacent to /x/ material. I genuinely hate the game MTG but I know how to play because lots of people gather for it and many of them also have /x/ interests in addition to their MTG thing.
>>41100071>doesn’t like women You sound gay bro
>>41097046Do tarot readings at concerts
>>41097046have no ego, be kind like a innocent soul, try talking with one, watch what happens after.
>>41103030just be kind
>>41097046Why do you want to be st the mercy of sn evil woman? Desire a God fearing woman instead and you will live in peace and safety.
Make a tulpa. Ezpz lemon skweeezy
>>41100349That's exactly the point. It won't work if you don't believe. You already decided it's all bullshit, so it will never work for you, thus confirming your bias.Again, even if a highly successful person explained to you how they acquired wealth through magic, you wouldn't believe them. So why even bother telling you? Also, rich people tend to keep their methods to themselves because of greed.
>>41097046i want to be her
>>41100349Is this op? If so fuck you. You’ve been given perfectly good help in this thread you ignored. You aren’t capable of utilizing this power.
All these bots and women yapping trying to get desperate men to kill themselves. Just know you are target number #1 when these young men grow up with nothing to lose. Keep thinking history won’t repeat itself when they rape your entire family and gut you alive.
>>41097181Go outside and try getting sunlight safely and try to interact with people and make friends and hobbies and hopefully that should help make the pain go away. good luck anon
>>41097046Talk to women.
>>41105506>You’ve been given perfectly good help in this thread you ignored.Not OP but I was reading these thread briefly and it's a bit confusing, there are many different takes, some suggest chaos magick, others tulpas... Out of curiosity, is there a Right Hand Path way to go about it?
>>41100009Damn, if he set his life straight, he'd be a dead ringer for Sam Fisher.
>>41097320Jews told you it is infantile and immaculating to be taken care of by a woman. Ignore them.
>>41097046Yes. There are a couple of love spells I can think of off the top of my head, but you could probably make up your own with enough creativity. I'm too lazy to do that though.>>41106115>Right Hand PathI don't think I follow.. But you can always just do a spell to draw love toward you, and find a suitable mate. Generic enough so as not to specify an individual, so it's not fucking with anybody's head. Just seeking out someone who naturally would fall in love with you.
>>41098801>sigilsAlso honey jar, candles, petition, uh... probably something you can do with a sachet...