EXPLORERS…

NASA defenders are Glowies

Its a million year old weird comet from another system.

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DEBOONKED by Space Thunderf00t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T8CZMXKzHI
nice try /x/chuddies. you loose

First for nothing will happen tomorrow.

how can such advanced telescopes produce such blurry images

SOOPASCHAT

Stefan Burns is LIVE
https://youtu.be/hwPsRAgkKSE

>>41209480
Are you guys getting sleepy?
I know all this 3I ATLAS stuff is making me sleepy

>>41209509
>>41209517
This is a dobsonian board

living on an active big fault. how fucked am I with all these cosmic chaos and sun activity?

Soopa

>>41209537
Cha

>>41209533
dubs, ya fuk'd m8

Guys my kamioshi dropped a new song today and the MV is eerily themed. Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz2SeJDfml8

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>>41209509

>>41209509
who cares about what this bald freak has to say

>>41209515
I'll put it in simple terms

Imagine trying to image a grain of sand against a dark background, and said grain of sand is 1 million km away from an observer and being illuminated by a source of light 10 million km away, and you are trying to image it with an iPhone.

TLDR:It's fucking TINY and too far away to resolve any details.

>>41209512
I mean, it's "close" to Mars, even if something were to happen we wouldnt know.
Unless it's ayys and they decide to bomb Mars, which agencies couldnt really hide

>>41209548
>comet themed idol collab song eerily reminds you of a comet
The fans truly are like their oshi

Earth’s national anthem later this year:
https://youtu.be/O1CQ7Vwz8Eo?si=B4WfOSjClBH8kQ0d

>>41209548
Mikochi's PON is paranormal

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Brehs, I'm falling in love...
https://youtu.be/vY97IgmVfWs

>>41209662
Stop promoting your own videos

>>41209662
she looks like a character from some western eroge

Can't find ANY information about this that isn't meaningless corporate speak from NASA. I'm so annoyed.

I can't wait to get the fake grainy fuzball photo next week.

>>41209662
wood

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>>41209727
>((((NASA))))

>>41209727
I really don't care about a thing that comes from NASA's mouth.
I just hope Atlas is some higher dimensional being (call it an alien or angel whatever) that is here to help us and delete all jews and other evil people

Burns pays for bot promotion on twitter lol

>>41209662
Seh has a nice Mount :D but this stupid NASA Shirt is a nogo.

>>41209788
Unlikely, it’s probably just the answer the the Fermi paradox that these Q-ball remenants left over from the Big Bang randomly fly around turning stars into husks

She, damn smartphone.

>>41209777
Lmao

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>>41209533
that's your fault

Imagine if 3I atlas isn't acutlaly a comet, that would make it the first time this board was right about something *ever*

>>41209480
Be ready for data delay, pictures/data can take days to transfer from mars, also they will surely not release it immidietly, also they could just do a fake picture/data as now only NASA/ESA can see it

>>41209848
2 more weeks

>>41209848
I looked it up and it takes minutes to hours

>>41209777
Good thing ESA is not so easily cucked as NASA

With the amount of money faggot NASA gets they should just allow a live stream with super chats that can control the rovers and cameras.

>>41209617
if this is Stellaris, we're the equilivant of prmitives. and that's... not good for us. at all.

They’re not coming from space they’re coming from the ocean floors. 3i Atlas originated from earth as a scout vessel built by them and is only returning home.

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>>41209828
It's going to be a comet, isn't it?

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>>41209480
It's changed color from red to green. Not normal

>>41209856
Yeah but usually they process images do they evil satanic shit etc. AI just literally told me to wait two weeks bruh I am cursed by that date

Sex with 3i/Atlas

>>41209509
How old are you?
And you still don't know how to spell lose?

No wonder you outsource your ability to think to others.

>>41209480
LE EPIC ALIEM MARS IMAGES INCOMING SIR
>pls wait 2 more weeks
BRUH

>>41209981
>you loose
He was refering to your bussyhole

Why do we even care it’s not coming close to earth

>>41209480
Dumbass here, how do they know what it's made of and shit? And why is nickel with no iron a big deal?

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Humans think it’s coming for us, but I be it’s for mars Venus and Jupiters moons, since that’s where the ancient wars happened.

If that’s the case we’ll never get an answer what it really was. They’ll hide all the actual hi res pics. Maybe we’ll get artists renditions like oumuamua or fake pics like nasa always gives us. We’ll be left with “yeah it was weird”. Like this is what deboonkers use to explain it “uh it’s weird”. It’s like the drone thing that are obviously uap/orbs aliens. “Oh well looks like this is just something we have to live with” bs it’s such a joke normies eat it up and just move on.

>>41210043
Because it's the largest and fastest interstellar object that's coming in at a sus trajectory (less than .5% chance of it naturally) and it is still plausible it's not just a comet (even faggy meme Degrasse admits so) and can be a unique space object or NIH vessel. All of it's properties observed to day make it one of the most unusual and perplexing space objects coming near us, interstellar or not. (if not a comet, it can even slingshot towards Earth when it disappears around the sun) When we getting the Mars obsever info (any day now). I suspect more sus data.

>>41209480
I believe its something like seedship from that android game, AI vessel travelling for eons looking for perfect world, maybe species just like us is hibernating there, I bet it scanned us from far away so either we are of no intrest to them or they just couldnt change its trajectory untill its too late, maybe its just swinging to do a turn by mars for us, would get sooo much points in that game for planet like earth with earth like modern civ

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>>41210043
It will be close enough to spray some alien shit from another star system into our atmosphere.

>>41210138
>how do they know what it's made of and shit?
The light everything gives off reveals what it's made out of

>And why is nickel with no iron a big deal?
No iron means that it's not a part of a dead star where iron originates. It's a remnant of something else up to and including possibly a destroyed planet. Or it's leftover matter from the beginning of the universe.

It still acts strangely like the unusually high speed as well as the tail facing the sun instead of being opposed to it. It changed color, which doesn't happen. And it's not made up of normal "comet" stuff.

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>>41210148
Pro tip it’s not unusual to them, they know what it is. Just like they know how to get to the moon. “Uh we forgot how to make the tech” lol they don’t even make good excuses anymore. Just “it’s weird” or “we forgot” or “the is just something we’re going to have to live with now.”

>>41210148
>(if not a comet, it can even slingshot towards Earth when it disappears around the sun) When we getting the Mars obsever info (any day now). I suspect more sus data.
That's the diosturbing part that's keeping this shit going. Right now we're in the "blind spot" of it being on the other side of the sun. When it comes around we will see how the sun's gravity effected its course.

>>41210174
Yes that totally explains why it took a cme to the face like nothing and had been under constant cme bombardment. Yet nothing

>>41210211
is the sun reacting to outside ayys to protect us?

>>41210211
It did change color, so it's possible that a solar burst did effect it. However a point-blank CME should have given it a push to alter its trajectory, but NOPE. It's not a comet, but I don't think it's a spaceship. It's something else entirely new.

>>41210245
Did any of the slop news sites talk about the CME hitting it?

>it's basically passing Mars right now and right next door
>we can barely even get a proper look at it
>we couldn't intercept it or do anything about it even if we wanted to
>all we can do is sit here passively and watch as this thing does whatever it's gonna do
hot damn we are pathetic

>>41210273
we never went to the moon, what do you expect? You think we can actually do anything substantial of value?

>>41210273
>>41210281
At what point do you realize that space as you know it is not real?

>>41210281
We did go to the moon. The footage the world saw was fake because they couldn't risk it going wrong on live television. The real mission still happened though.

Someone else was already on the moon and we were promptly told to fuck off.

>>41210295
Oh I know bro. I'm not sleepy. The massive propaganda machine has caught this guy though >>41210297 he actually believes the AI generated images they've been feeding you are real. Protip, you think AI was invented in 2018 with ChatGPT? Kek.

>>41210273
US Chads will blow it to Hell and the rest of the world can go back to being ungrateful little bitches as usual.

>>41210313
>images of planets have always had the disclaimer that they were artists renditions or composite images based on best guesses and whatever grainy images our probes could get
yeah
everybody who isn't a retard has always known that
>HEH I BET U THOUGHT THAT WAS A REAL PICTURE OF A GALAXY
no idiot but that doesn't mean galaxies aren't real

>>41210166
You know that if it's alien related it can just drop off the actual spacecraft to do whatever and let the cometlike vessel keep going onwards.
Only because we currently think of it as one thing, doesnt mean that's the case

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>>41210266
Not really. I don't think they understand that kind of stuff. All I know is the size estimate is 3.5 miles across, so it's a "doomsday comet" if its trajectory got altered.

https://www.iflscience.com/interstellar-comet-3iatlas-shows-extreme-negative-polarization-what-does-that-mean-81012

One latest theory is conceding that it's not a comet, but a small planet that got dislodged outside of our solar system.

>>41209788
na, another civilization sent this on us after they saw our ARECIBO signal
https://three-body-problem.fandom.com/wiki/Dual-vector_foil

>>41210326
You can see galaxies with good detail using telescopes.

>>41210340
I know

>>41210334
>atlas goes behind the sun
>eventually comes out the other side, nothing has changed
>"Oh OK false alarm"
>..........then something starts emerging from the OTHER side of the sun, in the opposite direction
landing craft deployed

>>41210321
It's 3.5 miles in size. It's a big fucker. And it's moving at twice the speed of normal comets. Unless we have hidden tech, it's a problem.

>>41210337
would be pretty funny if they're passing by Mars cause ARECIBO message was shit due to some massive misunderstanding of our own solar system and they thought we live there

>>41210347
I mean they are real in a sense that we can see them without NASAs.
Just like when I look at the moon it just looks 2D to me and lacks a lot of that depth feeling.

>>41210371
They get super pissed for no human reason and literally hate us for again no human reason and come to end us out of the blue.

>>41210381
>Just like when I look at the moon it just looks 2D to me and lacks a lot of that depth feeling.
OK?
that's because you're looking at a sphere head-on
and it's tidally locked
yeah it looks flat

it's a sphere though, obviously

>>41210359
>wasnt detected until relatively recently despite being sizeable enough to do so
>3.5 miles diameter 33billion tonnes
Anons I think the Imperium is coming

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>>41209480

Try hollerin "Gort" - "Klatu-Barrada-Nikto" at it?

>>41210273
Well, Mars isn't constantly right next to Earth, keeping speed with it. Are we currently close or far from Mars?

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>>41210433
If this map's accurate then it has a higher chance of hitting Mars than us. When considering its size, it's a little too close for my liking.

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>>41210433

>>41210463
that map is super old

>>41210398
>it's a sphere though, obviously
Doubt X

>>41210500
OK but it's a sphere

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I didn't have time to read the previous thread. I just remember Thiago or whatever the dobsonian power guy's name was pointing his telescope to the sun like a retard. What happened after that? Wasn't Atlas and mars supposed to be behind the sun? Please don't say you guys thought sun spots were aliens...

>>41210526
According to him Atlas isn’t behind the sun yet, but the image he shared yesterday wasn’t actually Atlas, it was an artefact from his telescope lens. He tried to look more but his shitty telescope made it impossible to find anything.

I'm sorry but don't we have the most advanced space telescopes to ever exist in orbit right now just waiting for shit to look at?

What are they doing?
It's just one guy with a shitty backyard telescope that's looking at this thing?

>>41210624
All the chuds having a party, but you're not invited.

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>>41210603
>According to him Atlas isn’t behind the sun yet
He said he used Nasa's coordinates and it pointed directly at the sun with nothing on it... How is that not being behind the sun? This shit is confusing.

>>41210624
NASA is a joke. Did you know the SLS rocket's maiden voyage to the moon is also going to be its first test flight? And they already pushed it back to 2026 again because the Orion's heat shield keeps fucking dissolving?

it's gonna be great

>>41210624
It’s aliens dude. Thats the only reason they won’t say. You know this. lol

>>41210663
What if it's aliens but they don't do anything and they just fly by and leave again on the same trajectory without so much as a message or nothing

>>41209662
crazy whore eyes, i hate her tainted soul

RELEASE THE PHOTO

>>41209517
Burns
>I don't believe it's alien
Goes on to perfectly describe it as alien
?

>>41210624
its too close to the sun, they dont want to damage their equipment

that being said, im pretty sure they could of snapped a couple more pics before it got too close but they never released anything to the public

Yo /x/hizos, NASA here.
You
Will
*NEVER*
BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
WITH OUR SHIT ON MARS
DDD:

>>41210676
Most likely outcome if it is. People will come up with gay fanfic shit about how they're going to enslave or eat us, but if they can pull off interstellar travel, they don't need shit from here. Worst case scenario, they're dicks and just blow us up for lulz.

>>41209662
Astro-photo fellas on YouTube are a pretty cool bunch.

>>41210716
That would be really annoying
>OK guys we know it was an artificial craft
>What did it want? Who sent it? Are they coming back?
>....we don't know
>we probably never will know
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuu

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>>41210649

>>41210676
>>41210716
>lmao tf are these monkeys doing, they still can't space travel at all, won't bother saying hello or even acknowledge them
>t. woodman master race, call us when you can warp drive lil niggas kek

>>41210739
What am i supposed to be seeing here?

>>41210777
SSSOOPERSHAAH-UPERSHAH-persha-sha

FUCKING MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN
THIS BORING ASS GAY UNIVERSE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS HERE

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>>41210777
The location of Mars in the daytime sky.
Holy trips btw

>>41210806
Be careful what you wish for.

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>>41210806
Registered. I'll schedule you in for a "You fart but you let a moderate amount of loose stool out for between now and December."

>>41210832
Um... Thanks...I guess.

>>41209574
Okay but imagine trying to do that with a device that's specifically designed to do that. Not so insane now is it retard?

>>41210313
Can you explain the sleepy thing to me? I sorta forgot it and just kinda remember it being like some subliminal shit or a code or something and I cannot jewgle it

>>41210663
It's not aliens. Space is fake. It's them pretending its aliens by being dodgy about it as a double gotcha. They're going through with Blue beam finally cause they know 2026 is the beginning of tribulation. Aliens are demons in lab grown bio suits

>>41210685
They're taking the photos tomorrow. It might be a few days before we actually get the photos. Probably the 5th-8th

>>41209574
comets get a halo the closer they get to the star, it can get gigantic, you have no idea

>>41210710
What

>>41211109
Maybe anon needs to have some coffee and calm down

>>41209788
Jews sacrificing red heifer are literally the ones that summoned it. Those are Elohims aka anunakis coming back

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>>41211020
Wait until the my dad rapes me in my sleep posters arrive

So what are the important dates to watch out for? I know October 3rd because that's when NASA takes its pictures with their mars stuff, then a few more days until they publish. If they don't publish its Ayylamaos one hundred percent. Then there is middle of October when Swan is close to us and its on a direct line of ATLAS - SUN - SWAN so this could be related somehow. Then begging of November when ATLAS reemerges and visible again so we can see if it continued on its course/changed trajectory to fly straight at us/landed on mars. Then in a few month is the Jupiter fly by and its last chance to make a U turn. Am I missing something? Anyone has the exact dates? I am starting to think it's a recon craft prepping for the upcoming invasion and doing a survey so it will just fuck off. When it was first spotted it raised eyebrows due to its trajectory hitting all the cool spots so I kind of doubt that it will miss its date with Jupiter.

>>41211150
>the jews were actually right
ah, damn
nevertheless

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>>41211129
>Stefan Burns: I don't think it's aliens but it has conscience to it
What did he mean by this? I think these youtubers just read /x/ to make their opinions like that poster that said the sun is alive.

>>41211171
Ops i wasn't supposed to reply to 41211129, sorry anon

>>41211171
He views it as some form of AI or something that was somehow once human

>>41211061
We ain't gettin shit. Especially if it's ayys or some other weird space shit

>>41210661
They replaced all the nazi scientist who knew what the fuck they were doing with braindead faggots, its kind ofunsurprisingnit went to utter shit.

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I posted this on /pol, this is summary of remote viewers (FFG) sessions regarding Atlas.
Not gonna lie, this doesn't look good for us

>>41211168
NASA isn’t doing shit because they conveniently had a government shut down, esa won’t do shit because they haven’t got a loicense. Our best bet is China does something but I doubt they have lenses good enough

>>41211213
remote view deez nuts

>>41211213
Wdym doesn’t look good? If it actually is Ayys, then this sounds like a good outcome for us.

>>41209662
Surprise sex with this specimen

>>41211213
Thnx, Anon, do you have a part 2?
it kinda cuts off at the end

>>41211213
>remote viewers
I remember when retards talked about astral projection. Is this the same gay shit with another name?

>>41211272
Remote viewing is the "official" term for astral projection used by the CIA.

>>41211289
Huh interesting i didn't know about that

Galeria do Meteorito
https://youtu.be/BWa-1PHHEkA

>>41209662
>emotionally damaged
Sorry bruh

>>41211213
This doesn't really specify who they are or their intent, they're simply there

>>41211213
And now you fags see what’s been bothering me.
The level of stupidity in modern society is sickening.

>>41211225
Kek, that’s the only correct response.

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>>41211260

>>41211213
I'll try to download it and upload their sessions tomorrow since I don't have time to figure it out now

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>>41211260
2nd session, different team of same group
>>41211228
Not really, if RV data is true, it's carring a payload

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>>41211438
Session 2 final paragraph from summary

Do people actually take remote viewers seriously?

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>>41211445
They also viewed recently 'Will there be catastrohpic event between 2025 and 2030' and this is what they came up with.

If any of you know about 2027 you know how close this blind session hits.

>>41211438
Thanks again.
Yeah, not good

>>41211338
4chan mentioned, where is that post?

>>41211459
One or two threads back I think

>>41211447
They had more than one insane hit, for example:
2017,covid and blood clots -
https://youtu.be/E930RNiCUOM?si=bCKcVGYEZgYMoU6p

>>41211213
>Not gonna lie, this doesn't look good for us

I'd be interested if they had seen the thing BEFORE July 1st.
At the very least if they had related visions, like that guy who saw the covid jab clots more than a year before.
Now that everybody is talking about it and many already speculate it's aliens, those "remote viewers" are just LARPing.
Nothing but a bunch of opportunistic fags. Fuck'em.

>>41211438
October 29: Maximum visibility? Wut? It will be visible from Earth on mid-late November

there's no way it has a living crew, at this speed it would have been travelling through space for millions of years

>>41211471
Two threads back
>>41204352

>>41211458
>>41211484

>>41211477
Guess they meant the closest approach or distance to Earth

What is this gravity wave they found in our galaxy recently? Is it related or merely cohencidence?

The moment that they talk about the far future is the moment I say it's fucking bullshit.

>>41211455
Another nothing burger. How many times have remote viewers had visions of a catastrophic event that has never happened?

The fear mongering theories about the year 2027 are insane.

Although, the Dobbeneigh whistleblower is still the funniest.

>>41211537
Honestly sometimes it feels like a jinxing or freezing spell of some sort, like there's some ritual that calls for you to announce a future intent in order to bind that intent to something powerless or self-contained in the present, so it can only occur with your personal approval

>>41211459
>>41211484

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>>41211549
>Our evil plan was foiled again!

So, Oct 3rd, Eastern standard time, when can we see this thing?

>>41211483
Do you maintain highway speeds when you turn into your driveway?

>>41211607
Yes

>>41209788
checked

>>41211572
Turns out the whole karmic disclosure ritual doesn't work for every event
Certain events require our silence to not be bent to our own personal cosmic wills

>>41211607
Dumb comparison.

>>41211472
A broken clock is right twice a day, it doesn't take a lot for one of these to show up that will predict something

>>41209480
If we dont get images from the mars satellite in a timely manner i will know for sure something is up.

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>3I ATLAS DOESNT REAL. ITS BIRD POOP ON THE LENS OF THE JAMES WEBB TELESCOPE.

>>41211616
lol based carbro
>>41211674
what a genius and moving rebuttal, I'm totally sure my analogy didn't convey my message at all

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/x/ goth latina queen talks about Tiago's telescope smudge
https://youtu.be/HVsT0qZ6oaY

it's behind the Sun for a couple of days, or too close to view without hazarding equipment.

It either passes or hits Mars tonight.

>>41211868
It'll do a sling-sot maneuver around Mars, then make a B-Line smack-down trajectory for Earf.

>>41211483
Really? You’re talking about the kind that literally materialize into any space they wish? Yeah, I’m sure they just costed for a few lightyears

>>41211889
I hope you are right, I am sick of the (((government))) and (((working jobs))) and would welcome anything that will get rid of these up to outright total human extinction.

Oct. 3rd coincides with my designated drug-taking day.

>>41211338
WHAT IS GOING ON

WE SHOULD RUN FOR THE HILLS

>>41211911
>literally materialize into any space they wish
apparently not
if they were capable of that, there'd be no reason for Atlas to exist at all
if this is artificial then it's a relatively low-tech method of space travel, clearly

>>41211925
Kek

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Threadly reminder that aliens are fake and gay, and to understand the ayyluem psyop, we must understand the foundation psyop of the post-war world: nuclear weapons.

“Disabling” all the world’s “nukes” was going to be the conclusion to the nuke story arc, and the beginning of the ayyleum story arc, “disabling” “nukes” would legitimize and prove the alien invasion/intervention, just as “nukes” “ending the war” proved nuclear weapons.

Picture related, the literal smoking gun proof that nukes are fake.

A flash, trivial in post-production, and then a huge, rising, swirling FIREBALL, actively burning, PRODUCING black smoke. Black carbon smoke. Particulate carbon couldn’t exist in the conditions of an atmospheric nuclear explosion (hot and oxygen rich), and the carbon itself is inexplicable.
>i-its just really hot air!
There’s a word for “really hot air” Plasma, does this look like plasma? Does plasma produce smoke? This is not plasma, this is not hot air, this is a pyrotechnic display.
>i-its dust/vitrified sand/parts of the bomb!!1
We can see dust kicked up at the peripheral, this is not dust, dust is not carbon black.
This is not vitrified sand, while vitrified sand can be black in bulk, it is an off white or grey as a fine material.
This is not parts of the bomb, remember that a nuclear weapon is supposed to be very small in relation to the size of explosion, there is simply not the mass to generate such a voluminous plume of BLACK CARBON SMOKE.

>the flash
Why does the light from the “nuke” not interact with the environment in the film? The scene fades in after the flash, we should be observing the light shift from nuke illumination to sun illumination, but the lighting in the larger scene does not change at all, no shadows moving, no change in the background hills, no change in the foreground, the flash shows no signs of being from the scene, merely an after-effect applied to the entire film frame in post-production.

Yeah it's literally aliens. NASA is literally covering their ears and closing their eyes now. They're hoping it'll blow over and they can just say "Yeah it was really weird, but we don't know." lmao

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>>41210401
>wasnt detected until relatively recently despite being sizeable enough to do so
Because it’s fake. Notice that no one but comp’d organizations have claimed to image it. This is (or was supposed to be) the start of project blue beam.

Fake and gay, like nuclear weapons (see: >>41211941), politics, and most of history.

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>>41211977
forgot pic

>>41211977
Why does everyone accuse NASA of this? What do they have to gain by ignoring/hiding the truth?

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>>41211977
Waste of dubs. This fake and gay like the moon landing.

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Trips and the ayys say hi tomorrow

>>41211977
That’s unironically the best attitude from nasa.

so what happened to that anon who quit his job this morning after dobs pulled up the artifact on the livestream again but than 5 minutes later explained that it was just an error and not atlas

>>41211985
this can't be serious. Mfs are not even pretending anymore

>>41212001
Kek

>>41211985
Fucking Kek
You dumbos are getting mindfucked hard.

>>41212006
I imagine he got home and was really upset cus for 5 minutes we all thought atlas was that triangle thing with the tail and this was confirmation.

>>41211988
It's not about gaining anything. It's about what they lose if they tell the truth.
Not directly related to NASA, but the same rules apply:
https://youtu.be/58jpK5tO8sk

>>41211988
It’s a shill post, anon. They claim this to provide the alien psyop contrarian astroturf

>>41211988
They have to keep its secret because of nukes, otherwise they can be arrested under the espionage act.
>>41211985

>>41210412
Don’t do it, it makes a toxic gas!

>>41212021
See: >>41211941

Nukes are fake and gay, like aliens, politics, or the moon landing.

>>41212021
Yeah, my grandfather always told me seat belts were for sissies.

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>>41209808
I see what you did there anon

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>the picture of the dust on dobs lens is still going around on social media
>they think it's an alien spaceship

>>41212030
So all the japs are in on it and lying? The nukes are fake is only something cia could come up with because they think people are that retarded to believe it.

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>>41212038
>they think it's an alien spaceship
HAHAHAHAHA
Fucking UFO RETARDS run with anything they see online LMAO! Imagine how dumb Dobs feels right now LOL.

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>>41212038
Stfu

>>41212047
This is for you too
>>41212050
Glow nigger

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>Dobs goes viral across X
>Glowies frantically go around trying to control the narrative

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>>41212059
LOL! Fucking UFO dummy, watch Dob's stream from today, IT'S A FUCKING SMUDGE ON THE TELESCOPE LENS.

This thing will fly past the solar system without anything happening and you retards will run to the next "alien spacecraft" fiasco LMAO.

HOLY FUCK IT'S TURNING

>>41212066
link it with time stamp

Damn bros, it's not even October 3 and Avi Loeb will reveal what HiRISE saw! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
https://youtu.be/6Z1oXmtGPxY

>>41212046
The CIA are pretty thorough at recruiting nuke victim paid actors in Japan if that's true

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>>41212079
Here, just because I feel nice today, open wide Anon.

https://youtu.be/rUJwEC5NGqo?t=2670
44:30

fake and gay

Space isn't real. Telescope are not real. No one can look or go into space past the firmament without the password and only Enoch has the password but he is in a cave somewhere nobody knows

>>41212099
TRUTH NUKE

>>41212065
They're switching to flat-out nihilism now

>>41212065
All I see is a funny man grifting his audience with noise artifacts

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>>41211985
>>41211977
>They will blame orange man for not showing us 3I/atlas.
People will believe this won't they? They didn't even bother to AI slop a rock like i thought.

LIVE remote viewing of 3I/ATLAS
https://youtu.be/IQi493YXj50

>>41212099
>The retard is strong with this one

Muh firmament, you guys are as bad as niggers and definitely should kys and save us all the oxygen. Fucking retards doing all the multiplying regurgitating the same bullshit because education is too hard.

>>41212131
Now this is /x/ appropriate content

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>>41210747
>Woodman master race
Got a light?

>>41212119
See my post about the ritual of intent binding
That's how they prevent all these things. It's why Trump said the US government has control over time and space, they bind astronomical and potentially cataclysmic events to mundane ideas in order to strip their inevitability of occurrence and necessitate a larger groupthink ritual to "unlock" them

>>41212097
he didn't say smudge you idiot.

>>41212144
Where’s that post anon?

>>41212131
>Not a UFO
It's over end of days bros...

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>>41211985
>HiRISE is perfectly 100% capable of taking these images showing Curiosity
>We can't take an image of a 60km long space turd 0.19 AU away from Mars with a massive green plume of dust because drumf
I will eat a shoe and believe everything Flat Earthers have to say from now on if these fuckers don't take an image of this stupid thing.

>>41212179
>>41211549

>>41212144
There are literally witches working for the feds? Ugh

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>>41212046
Neither Hiroshima nor Nagasaki have elevated radiation levels. Official narrative is that 100% of the radiation was sucked up into the stratosphere, despite the very low altitude of the “detonation” (1500ft), an absolutely absurd claim.

Neither had increased cancer rates, Japanese conducted large longitudinal studies as cancer rates were (of course) expected to increase after such an attack, yet rates were indistinguishable from baseline.

Neither had circular blast radius, as would be expected from a real nuke

In Hiroshima an unreinforced masonry building survived at “ground zero”.

Japan suffered a brutal censorship regime after the war that both confiscated medical records (there have been allegations that Hiroshima/Nagasaki were fire bombings and chemical weapons attacks, medical records would have shown this) and punished questing of the nuke narrative.

Both had destruction indistinguishable from the other large scale fire bombings of the war like Dresden. Indeed, the extent of the destruction of the fire bombings was classified for decades after the war. Why? Because the nuke hoax wouldn’t have held if the destruction were compared.

>>41212185
>Believing what some lady writing on paper is saying
Anon...

>>41212141
I kinda look like that, is that good or bad

>>41212131
The fuck am I watching?

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>>41212187
Trvke, if they can't take a picture with HiRISE and make some lame ass excuses like "muh sun was in the way" or "HiRISE malfunctioned and the data was corrupted" then I'll believe flat earthers and UFOfags from now on

>>41212046
>>41212206
>people are that retarded to believe [that nukes are fake]
Watch the fucking video: >>41211941

Nukes are fake, this is empirically true. Source: Videos of “nuclear weapons”. Again, look at the video, the flash is not interacting with the scene. This is empirical fact. And without the flash what do you have? A pyrotechnic fireball. Thick black carbon smoke, empirical evidence of what? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? The incomplete combustion of hydrocarbons. Carbon black is distinct, carbon is a very black black, absorbing a very broad spectrum of electromagnetic radiation. The black smoke in these “nuclear weapons” films are empirically consistent with one and only one thing: incomplete combustion of hydrocarbons. This is not dust, this is not vitrified sand, this is thick black carbon smoke. This is a pyrotechnic display.

Fake and gay, like aliens.

>>41212213
New age ASMR for /x/

>>41212222
you can't disable nukes retard

>>41212187
>>41212217
You two are retarded. It's not that we don't have telescopes capable of capturing images of it. It's that it's FUCKING MOVING and to get a proper, decent picture of it, it needs to be stationary so there's enough exposure time for the telescopes. You point a telescope at it and try to get a high detail image, and all you're getting is a smudge across your image because the thing fucking moved during the 30+ minute exposure time it took to take an image. Taking an image of a rover that barely fucking moves every single day because of signal travel time, bad weather, low power, etc. is very doable.

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>>41212237
>Camera shutter and exposure times are the reason a 716 million dollar space probe orbiting Mars with the most powerful telescope not orbiting Earth can't get an image of a stupidly massive comet glowing green as hell

Already October 3rd where is it?

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>>41212237
>You need a 30 minute exposure to image a GLOWING plasma ball that's LITERALLY next to you in astronomical terms

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING 3/ATLAS CHANGED DIRECTION AND IS HEADING TOWARDS EARTH THIS IS DEFCON 5 RED ALERT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFZU48wYwWE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFZU48wYwWE

>>41212344
average american IQ
no wonder indian scammers always call american people

>>41212351
>no wonder indian scammers always call american people
>people
anon, have you seen an american lately?

>>41212344
Shut the fuck up. Let me keep watching the ASMR new age lady hallucinating about the comet Atlas with a voyager like tech inside. Faggot!

>>41212234
Neutron beams, gentle sir.

>>41212379
neutrons r big tho

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Guys, don't get too hyped about HiRISE, the pictures will look exactly like Hubble's. If not, probably worse.
https://www.uahirise.org/releases/siding-spring/
https://www.uahirise.org/releases/ison.php

>>41212131
Remote viewing summary:
"Ancient, very old, natural, from far away, not technology but touched by technology, older than us, seen by many, engraving, deliberate markings inside and out, someone signed it, echo, memory, an hand sized object inside atlas with a warning, but not a bad one "

>>41209808
:) based cutie

>>41211171
If the sun isn't alive then what is it

>>41212404
>Doesn't say who sent the tech inside, doesn't say what the message is, doesn't say from where atlas came from
It was fun to watch but it was a whole lot of nothing. Also
>Bearded guy will talk about it
Who? Lol

>>41212404
>not technology but touched by technology
Interesting, sounds a lot to what we are doing with our asteroids.

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>>41212307
Everything that can see it went offline because Trump shut the government down. It would be by mars, but NASA shut it down.

>>41212404
lol she's full of poop

>>41212119
>>41212434
Yup I was right. They will really blame orange man for shutting down the exactly moment we can see in mars. Why make the effort to make fake images if you can just let someone else take the heat for you. It's genius and lazy.

>>41212434
https://youtu.be/fiBLgEx6svA?list=RDfiBLgEx6svA

>>41212434
>governemnt 'shut down'
>happens every other bill
>full operational, capable of capturing wonder of the century
>nah, Orange Cheeto man bad!
jfc

>>41212461
Nice cope

>>41212234
Are you illiterate or a bot?

The alien invasion script has “aliens” “disabling” “nukes”, as nuclear weapons don’t exist (see: >>41212222, >>41211941, >>41212206) all they have to do is claim it was aliens that made them “stop working”, when in reality they never worked in the first place

>>41212481
seems to me we are going to miss the oppurtunity of the centruy becasue /leftypol/ has it's knickers in a know.
hope it was worth it, transisters

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>>41212434
jfl

>>41212206
Wild how thousands of survivors got radiation burns, cancer spikes, and permanent shadows burned into stone… all from your imaginary firebomb. Sounds like the only fake thing here is your history knowledge.

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>>41212434

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Can we talk now about 3i/Atlas?

>>41212605
no. /leftypol/ forbids it
government shutdown, chud.

>>41212605
Nice fly on your telescope bro

Glowies keep trying to reroute the topics to politics or other trash to stop the conversation of atlas being aliens. typical tactics.

>>41212584
Yes. I’d argue that the explosion tore a hole in the ozone layer letting in cosmic radiation.

>>41212617
it's not aliens, but you chuds will never know because you elected an orange cheeto man
(you) are the reason NASA cannot take photos

>>41212613
If that’s the case why wasn’t it visible when he was looking at the sun?

>it's not that we can't see the alien spaceship from mars... Orange man bad and it's just a comet!
Lazy fucks... Just contract a jeet to ai slop a rock. Now I'm 100% sure that it's aliens. We don't really need a better confirmation than that.

15 minutes

>>41211981
why do you retards say everything with solid evidence is fake and then turn around and say the earth is flat (no solid evidence at all) etc..

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>Dob gets a pic of atlas
>it’s a black triangle
>it goes viral on every normie media X Reddit /pol/ etc
>the next day Dob has to say it’s an artifact
>Nasa shuts down
>atlas thread under constant derail attacks
>literally pic related is NASA rn

>>41212203
Indeed
It's the worst kinds, too. The ones who value stagnation as some sort of spiritual test or learning experience.
They couldn't even bother to pick the fun ones

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It is October 3
May god have mercy on our souls.
Goodbye.

>>41212715
2 weeks

>>41212715
Two more weeks but unironically (they have to photoshop ayys out from the image data)

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And we’re back. Cosmologist that thought it was a comet back in July now thinks 3i/Atlas is a conscious plasmoid. Likely what we’ve been saying that souls are plasma consciousness.
https://x.com/nic_moneypenny/status/1973824033654239499?s=46

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>>41212715
>>41212671
It may actually be happening because I didn't expect for them to just shut down everything the moment we can see from Mars. They really were not prepared for this lol.

>>41212736
Just like what was said that the sun was consciously sending CME at it. wild

>>41212736
I have activated my 9th Dimensional Consciousness. I am, everyone and everything is I am. This is the final battle. The true holy war. I have made the conscious decision to expand love, light, and beauty forevermore. This light shall never die. The old world is being burned down, the new heaven and new earth are being created. I will make all things new again and cleanse us of the evil of duality that I had to experience to understand the full details of this final choice of mine. I won't go down quietly.

>>41212736
Cosmologist the new title for astrologist?

>>41212611
So no illegal aliens at all

That doesn't sounds progressive...

>>41212794
it was always cosmologists since the russians won the race to the moon in this timeline

>>41212794
He’s actually a geologist not cosmologist the op of the tweet got that part wrong.

>>41212782
Kek this was a cool post

>>41212800
Wtf surprise Mandela...

>/pol/ just think 3I atlas and the drones are all a distraction from Russians
Really funny how boards have opposite ideas.

>>41212820
Its a distraction from the sealing of the Epstein Files, which was only the latest surfacing of a global child abduction network that's who knows how old.

>>41212861
Not that old since he's a CIA/mossad asset

pics or it didnt happen

SaveThisPost

It begins.

Honestly I want 3I atlas to just do something already.

It isn’t aliens and it isn’t a comet, everyone is wrong

Body be freed from suffering, from suffering, from great suffering be released. O Wise One hear us.

>>41212584
>cancer spikes
Lier.
>radiation burns
Oh, can I see the medical records? Of course I can’t because they were confiscated

>>41212991
Exactly. Its a splintered shell shot from a gigantic alien gundam's rifle 3.33 billion years ago

Need a baker. New thread

>>41213031
This is the last thread.

>>41213031
I’m on it just waiting for bump limit

is anyone surprised theyre not gonna show 3i. its so obvious what it is now. get ready for anything folks. i say we have til january maybe febuary til 3i loops around the sun and comes to fuck with us

So, it’s official Avi Loeb will have his Nobel prize.

>>41213052
Honestly I’m surprised at how blatant NASA is being. Looks like /x/ was right about this.

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NEW THREAD

>>41213061

>>41213061

>>41213061

>>41213059
No need for conspiracies here. Man can't work if his supervisor orders him to take the day off

>>41211572
Was there a Seattle thing I missed?

>>41212131
>there's a bearded man
>science

GOOOOOOOOODS

>>41211985
So these are the aliens not getting medicaid

>>41212584
Ha, this nigga reading history books

>>41210145
>Since that's where the ancient wars happened

What?

>>41212434
are you implying there aren't other observatories outside the US that can't view it

>>41211919
>Oct. 3rd coincides with my designated shit-taking day.

Ftfy lol

>>41211455
>>41211445
Remote viewing is a retarded meme just like asmr was. Anyone can do it.
It s on par with ai slop too btw.

>>41211168
Nothing will happen goy it s just a comet. You re stuck here forever wage slave golem.

so are we going to die or not?

>>41213573
SOOPACHASS

>>41211455
five years margin is just cheap cop out. Make it two weeks

>>41211438
of course it's always those kind of people who do this 'remote viewing'. Bet some of them have gone and fought Allah in astral realm as well

>>41210145
Couldn't of said it better myself. It's like as of right now, those douche bags upon high won't give up shit, but hey, guess you gotta keep the normies in check so they don't chimp out worse than the current fag riots

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>>41209517
this guy is the biggest retard I’ve ever seen in my whole life esse.

>geophysicist
>buy my chakra stones

>>41210786
Paste that in the streams, they delete it. Try "super CHARrrrr", instant deletion.
No idea why lmao

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>>41211455
So Mass Effect?

>>41213847
YOU ARE AN ULTRA EXPLORER

>>41212115
They guy dismissed as an artifact in the same stream. Only retards believed it.

>>41214490
that's my fault
lmao

>>41212144
Just like in my Assassin's Creederinos!
But didn't work out in that story.

At what time in the day should I begin checking for any imagery from the Mars orbital probes.

When should I come to the decision of whether to rally or not?

>>41214838
>At what time in the day should I begin checking for any imagery from the Mars orbital probes.
wont be happening, chuddie
you voted an orange cheeto man into the whitehouse
you get what you deserve

>>41214841
Other countries have access to these probes.

Were you born stupid or did you study for it?

>>41214866
oh, you can just show me a picture then, chud?
i'll wait.
lmao