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Previous >>41371837
>3i/Atlas Tracker + live news feed
https://youtu.be/m6Ka1aq3fFo

>Timeline so far
https://youtu.be/ExzqklYYm6A

>latest
perihelion in 1 hour 30 minutes at time of post.

>Confirmed Anomalies
https://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8
>Estimated size
5km diameter, about equivalent to Manhattan
>Estimated Mass
33 Billion tons
>Probability of retrograde inclination of 175.11°, almost perfectly aligned with the Solar system
0.2%.
>Cumulative probability of making close approaches to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter.
≲0.005%.
>Probability of being mostly masked from Earth’s view by Sol's glare at perihelion on October 29, 2025.
7%.
>continued data silence from all space agencies

>Other oddities, may or may not be related:
The scientific community is unable to pin down the size and weight
There is a lack of conversation about the object in the scientific community
It is maintaining its trajectory and not being affected by the sun like a typical comet would be
A large amount of UAP's misnomed as 'drones' have been sighted over European airports & globe in general since the object was detected
Up to 11 other comets have been detected entering the inner solar system since the object was detected
increase in solar activity
massive magnetic field anomaly in south atlantic region
https://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbc

>sauce:
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns

>Avi Loeb
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
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Nothing
Ever
Happens

Checkem
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Pray it isn't what I think it is.
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Hoping for a birthday happening
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>The sun now
https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov
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Give it to me no nonsense, friends. Can we still see it with telescopes as we speak? Or is it behind the sun? What are the telescopes tracking it saying officially? How do we know for certain this is doing stuff comets are not meant to do?
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Something IS happennng
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Any newst?
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Hello guys, any good live to view for the perihelion ?
I don't have any
Thanks folks
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It is going to hit the sun and cause a complete stellar collapse
It is a weapon not a craft
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>>41374980
Good
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>>41374980
I hope its true!!!
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Repeating numerals for catgirls from outer space. Check 'em
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>>41374980
We gotta nuke the shit out of it with your mum
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>>41374951
Check what? Your 1?
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The fact that it's barely talked about and the perihelion is in an hour makes me concerned.
Like the most popular video is a Joe Rogan interview with 600K views that even I am not willing to watch. The world in general has no interest in the funny anomaly rock.
Besides, if it does supernaturally turn towards Earth, in total opposition to the gravitational pull of the sun, it will take hours for the telescopes to pick that up, right?
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>>41374980
Wishful thinking but it won't do shit, it'll just stand there, menacingly
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>>41374980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmE-kIBfu1g
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>it's going faster
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>>41375003
I find it interesting how the major space websites haven't even been talking about 3i atlas.
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Dont worry guys.. If it does come towards us.. I'll use 5% of my power to save us..
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You know, it's the same in France, people are talking about baguette and oh lala but not this shit that is coming for us
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come to us, funny rock
come to us
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>>41375020
>it collides with France and leaves everything else untouched
Based
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>>41375002
>First response
>Pull a 1

Yeah I'm thinking that's a win
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>>41374935
Tomorrow we are starting new game who is hyped ?
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>>41375023
And The Great America will save us from the Aliens
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so it will reach its closest point to the sun, then what?
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>>41375033
Three eyed Atlas is not an alien ship. It's an activator.
It will be reacting with our sun and then it will increase the number of CMS send towards earth.
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>>41374999
Trips show the way
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>>41375037
Nothing
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>>41375022
Checked
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>>41374965
>https://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov

oooh, it's in love <3

Captcha: 42WMM
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>>41375054
Solar class X is going to be that love send to Earth... don't even bother trying to save your data.
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1 Hour Remaining
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>>41375070
Nothing will happen today.
Tomorrow is more likely.
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Nothingfags won
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Can we still see it? Or is the suns glare making that impossible?
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>>41375080
We can't.
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>>41375077
Today we find out if it's just a comet or not
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Probably nothing will happen at the perihelion itself. If we see a change on the trayectory, it would be tomorrow.
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>>41375086
Tomorrow we will find if we going to be happy for next 100 years or we gonna have chaos impending doom in next months.
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>>41375086
Is it? How will we tell if its changed course if its still hidden by the suns glare? We'll have to wait days to know.
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>>41374980
If the sun blinks out, we will know why. How dark will it be anons?
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>>41375055
>perihelion this perihelion that
Shouldn't it change the course after mars encounter, if anything? We should have seen the deviation in course already... happening sisters, I'm losing hope...
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>>41375096
It only needs to get close enough or react with it.
If it will happen we will see huge sun spot in sun aimed towards earth.
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Pray.
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Anons, "The Gathering" is upon us. The shit posting has been fun. Hopefully our world resets starting today. There are many who are waiting for this event to unfold.
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>>41375103
Always bet on nothing
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>>41374935
>>>Quick JRE Breakdown, tl;dr Avi Loeb lying his ass off live and already backtracks on most of his claims.

There are no anomalies. He is making them up, and making a lot of money for himself!

He never originally said 5 km. That’s the consensus data.
He started with “>46 km”, then “bigger than Manhattan,” then 20 km. Constant backtracking.

It is not bigger than 46 km.
No data ever showed 46 km.

It is not bigger than Manhattan.
No data ever showed that.

It is not unusually fast.
≈60 km/s is normal for interstellar comets.

It is not unusually big.
Upper limit ≈5.6 km. We have comets up to 150 km.
5.6 is small in cometary science.

Being ~37× bigger than ‘Oumuamua is not unusual.
Examples:
• 322P vs Halley = 55×
• 67P vs UN271 = 45×
Comet sizes vary huge amounts.

Being 1,000–100,000× more massive is normal.
Mass range spans millions× within our own solar system.

Now he says 1,000,000× more massive on Rogan.
He previously claimed 10,000–100,000× was “anomalous.”
He changed the number because he realized it’s ordinary.

Real number: ~10,000× more massive than ‘Oumuamua — not 1,000,000×.
There is zero data supporting a million×.
Anything above 5.6 km = fabricated.

“33 billion tons” is not special.
UN271 = 884 trillion tons.

“Not enough material in interstellar space” = lie.
Our system made comets 26 km, 60 km, 150 km.
We have no data on other systems’ building blocks anyway.

“We should have seen 100,000 smaller ones first” = lie.
He completely made that up.
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Dude we'd all die in a week without the sun.
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>>41375114
I've got some candles in a cupboard
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>>41375112
>>>PART 2

No visible tail ≠ alien anomaly.
Many comets have weak, invisible or no tails (Wilson-Harrington, Chiron, Boattini).

He repeatedly said “no tail” — but a tail was found.
Gemini South imaged a 56,000 km tail on 27 Aug 2025 (Jewitt et al. 2025).

He lies about anti-tails.
They are optical illusions, not real jets “toward the Sun.”

He lied about water.
Said no water. Water was found.
Then he claimed that proved he was right. Total backflip.

“Aligned with the planetary plane” = false.
ATLAS ≈ 10° off the plane.
1 of 3 ISOs in total, near the plane = meaningless.

“1-in-500 odds” = nonsense.
We only know 3 ISOs. No statistics exist.

He now says rank 4 on his scale.
He originally said 6.
On his own scale:
• 4 = >50% alien
• 6 = >75% alien
• 8 = confirmed alien tech
He lies about what his scale means.

“No one is doing this work” = massive lie.
IAWN, PDCO, MPC, Pan-STARRS, ATLAS — already do this job.

PDCO literally stands for Planetary Defense Coordination Office.
Yet he campaigns for a new “oversight body” to coordinate things that are already coordinated.
He is positioning himself for a high-paying authority role for doing nothing.
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Is something happening? Or just nothing?
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>>41375114
Sun can't be destroyed just like that specially if the sun is useful as energy resource no civilization would do that. If you want to wipe out humanity just send one good made biological virus and there will be no humans walking on earth in 24 hours.
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>>41375122
Nothing is happening
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>>41375114
It would be much sooner than that anon. Much, much sooner.
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>>41375122
47mins before confirmed ayys
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NASA has began to monitor it again, apparently.
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>>41375112
>>41375120
Stay awhile and listen!
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>>41375120
wrong, about everything.

there is no tail.
there was an anti-tail pointed at the sun.
the sun actually shot CME's at Atlas.

You can verify everything i said in whatever search engine you like, you cant prove me wrong.

stop posting your glowie nonsense, kike.
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Is Dobsonian Power streaming early today? Seems like a good time to go live just as this interstellar visitor reaches perihelion.
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everyone is saying it is acting in an extremely unnatural way
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>>41375155
Who? The voices in your head,?
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>>41375112
>It is not unusually fast.
3I/ATLAS is the fastest object ever detected compared to every other comet, not only interstellar comets.
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>>41375112
Maybe the 1,000,000 times larger remark was more of a figure of speech. I was a bit confused as well. Also it's around 5,000 times larger than oumuamua if 3I/ATLAS is 5 km.
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>>41375156
scientists.
go ahead, try googling it.
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>>41375112
>this post came to me in a dread
>please dont fact check it
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>>41375165
in a dream**
oopsie, phoneposting.
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>>41375156
every article about this comet
not just your schizo blogs
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what makes this more supernatural compared to the uaourouroa whatever-it-was-called, just the trajectory and speed?
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Two more anus probes
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half an hour
I'm going to pray
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>>41375181
if it accelerates out of the solar system then itd be very similar to Oumuamua.
(((they))) explained it as 'unexpected outgassing' and theyll probably say the same thing in this case if it accelerates
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What time they wanna comment anything news? they said on oct 29th will be more news....
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I’m in Kyoto and if all air traffic gets grounded for a bit, I’m stuck here with alllll these ladyboys on my tinder. Poor me :(
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I think I'm going to go meditate and sleep as it reaches perihelion anons. See you frens in a bit.
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>>41375181
lifeless space rocks don't accelerate, they either lose mass and eventually disintegrate or crash into something
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>>41375197
the oumuamua entered the atmosphere in a very non-artifical manner thoughbeit, this is entering the solar system almost perfectly symmetrical to the plain
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Maybe the Heaven's Gate folks are on their way back home
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>>41375215
this has been speeding for approx 7 billion years
it has been fluctuating in speed
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its oct 29 whats happening
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>>41375221
Based. They had nice sneakers
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What time reach perihelion??
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>>41375181
1. Its trajectory is aligned to within 5 degrees with the ecliptic plane of the planets around the Sun, with a likelihood of 0.2%

2. During July and August 2025, it displayed a sunward jet (anti-tail) that is not an optical illusion from geometric perspective, unlike familiar comets

3. Its nucleus is about a million times more massive than 1I/`Oumuamua and a thousand times more massive than 2I/Borisov, while moving faster than both, altogether with a likelihood of less than 0.1%

4. Its arrival time was fine-tuned to bring it within tens of millions of kilometers from Mars, Venus and Jupiter and be unobservable from Earth at perihelion, with a likelihood of 0.005%

5. The gas plume around 3I/ATLAS contains much more nickel than iron (as found in industrially-produced nickel alloys) and a nickel to cyanide ratio that is orders of magnitude larger than that of all known comets, including 2I/Borisov, with a likelihood below 1%

6. The gas plume of 3I/ATLAS contains only 4% water by mass, a primary constituent of familiar comets

7. 3I/ATLAS showed extreme negative polarization, unprecedented for all known comets, including 2I/Borisov, with a likelihood below 1%

8. 3I/ATLAS arrived from a direction coincident with the radio “Wow! Signal” to within 9 degrees, with a likelihood of 0.6%
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>>41375222
damn, I didn't know we had telescopes and data from 7 billion years ago, holy shit!
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Chudda! Please! Let us have just this one! Chuddaaa!
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>>41375217
sure, but my point is that all anomalous characteristics will just be hand-waved away like it was with Oumuamua
>its parallel to the solar plain?
random chance
>its accelerating out of the solar system?
unexpected outgassing
>it has no tail?
must be a new type of comet
>3 CMEs per day blasting it?
just be magnets or some shit

i guarantee you it will leave the solar system and this is all youll hear about it from TPTB
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Nothing will happan as usual. When will you guys give up? Nothing will every happen.
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>>41375235
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>>41375234
>anon doesn't know what lightyears are
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>>41375240
say it again, y'all!
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>>41375242
what does this have anything to do with a space man toy from an old movie?
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>>41375096
It will be very dark, so dark that demons can walk the earth for 10 days. at least thats what one of the prophecies says
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20 minutes.
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>>41375240
CHUDDA, PLEASE, ACCEPT MY DIGITS AND LET IT HAPPEN
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>>41375253
Why is Perihelion so special?
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>>41375254
No
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WHERE IS MY DOBSORDJSN
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>>41375255
its the only timing for it to make a turn towards us apparently
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>>41374999

Well
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if its supernatural it shouldn't need the sun to randomly shoot towards us
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>>41375261
Tiago destroyed my ears at the beginning of the video so lower your volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqdwsDP_DE
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Well, I'm ordering a pizza.
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>>41375267
Its not supernatural its a spacecraft made of material we use on our spacecrafts
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10 minutes.
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>>41375268
>more burry pictures

good time to be a youtuber
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>>41375217
>thoughbeit
and your whole post goes into the trash.
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>>41374935
Happening cancelled, back to suffering
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>>41375267
"Supernatural" isn't shorthand for "it can do whatever the fuck it wants", it just means it's beyond what we understand about natural laws. By your definition, the object wouldn't even need to physically travel, it could just pop into existence right the fuck next to our planet if it wanted to.
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>>41375282
Ten minutes for what?
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7mins till perihelion
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>>41375291
perihelion
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>>41375286
Stop glowing nigger
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>>41375291
for the next two weeks to start
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Nothing
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>>41375282
>>41375291
10 minutes for my nuggies to be ready.
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>>41374935
Digits and hopefully it fucks the world up
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Ever
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5 minutes.
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Just a tourist who’s been following 3i/Atlas for a while, came here for this reason.
1.) who are the “BEN” fags?

2.) are there any sun live streams without trees in the way?
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>>41375096
very dark and very cold
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>>41375309
BEN is larp obviously
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Tell the world goodbye in 3 minutes
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>3 minutes left and literally nobody except schizos care
NASA aren't even interested.
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still just a comet
there will be cope
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>BREAKING ORB NEWS!!!
>BREAKING ORB NEWS!!!
>BREAKING ORB NEWS!!!
>BREAKING ORB NEWS!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdqdwsDP_DE
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Get those job applications ready
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>>41375315
why would its closest point to the sun be important, we still can see it yet no?
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don't get ahead of yourselves, we won't know for days if this has changed its position
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The sun is about to explode
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1 minute remaining.
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>>41375324
this is what i heard too, even if something happened at perihelion we wouldnt see it
no idea why anons think its important
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>>41375122
shills say nothing, the rest of us are waiting to see
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I just cummed
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And it's happened. Now you all have to wait a week, sorry.
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japan agency video of 3i atlas:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XFY2Ei0cTJ4
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
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>>41374935
Blue
Eisenhower
November
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How long does it take light from the sun to reach us?
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Now what? We just speculate until the telescopes find Atlas again?
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i dont get it, something was supposed to happen with atlas today?
why today?
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>>41375352
google exists
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8 minutes until we see that the sun is dark
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>>41375324
we have real time positional trackers on 3I/Atlas...ones that tell us its distance to earth and other planets
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>>41375352
About 2 >>41375355
weeks
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>>41375352
8 minutes
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>>41375356
ATLAS has passed the closest point towards its flight path and the sun.
Now we just wait to see if it's still going on its trajectory, or if its mysteriously changed.
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>>41375357
glowniggers like you would want that wouldn’t you?
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>>41375365
want what?
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>>41375340
Wtf
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>>41375351
Golf
Alpha
Yankee
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>>41375359
>we have real time positional trackers on 3I/Atlas
Anon the whole point of the interest in this rock is that it may potentially leave the tracked trajectory.
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>>41375363
if it fucking changes, and starts coming for us, we are absolutely FUCKED bros,
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>>41375103
.
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>>41375372
we're already fucked
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>>41375370
Sorry bro, but I'm looping
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>>41375368
Exactly glownigger
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>>41375103
All my daily faps I've imagined it changing course while blowing my load, I will work harder at this anon.
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>>41375377
Checked and correct, just as I prophesied
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Humans need extinction yesterday
Baby foreskin chomping faggots fucking DIE DIE DIE
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>>41375378
Nice to meet you Looping, I’m Gooning
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>>41375389
you don't need to
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>look up atlas videos in the past hour
>its all AI clickbait slop
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>>41375371
which we would see from the positional tracker..even if noone said anything
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>>41374965
>its real
well shit... can anyone explain this??
Normal occurrence?
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>>41375397
It's over
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>>41375340
>>41375369
thats a fucking bacterium through a microscope you morons
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Oldest trick in magic, watching one hand while the other steals your wallet. what are the other comets doing right now while we are looking at 3iAtlas? there are at least 3 others coming close to earth.
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What will the cope be when nothing happens?
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>>41375372
i know, exciting isn't it?
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>>41375358
Wow it's dark. Can't see shit
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>>41374965
it says september 13 tho?
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>>41375407
I was wrong. Then I move on with my life.
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>>41375407
That you’re gay
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>>41375402
the sun is showing a little heart shape because it loves you
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>>41375407
the same as every other time. Look for the next thing to latch onto.
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>>41375407
it was the jews
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3i-ATLAS JUST FLEW OVER MY SUN
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>>41375422
ok now THIS post is funny
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/x/sisters.. i dont feel so good...
did the nothingbros win again?
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>>41375402
>a bird
>Sun god ra is shown having a bird head

oh shit
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>>41375426
like always
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>>41375428
ra had the head of a falcon and that is clearly not a falcon
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>>41375426
We always do.
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>>41375426
This is only the beginning of the happening so nothing big has happened yet, but its starting
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Bros...
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>>41375402
Nothing too unusual. These "things" feed upon stars.
Why this got so much attention is beyond me.
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>>41375363
>ATLAS has passed the closest point towards its flight path and the sun.
and? so what?
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only 336 more hours to go
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>>41375417
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>>41375444
People who think it is some kind of dormant spacecraft say that is the optimum time for it to "activate". It's wishful thinking.
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>>41375444
checked, and nothing. theres no reason this would be an important date.
in a few days our telescopes will be able to see it again though
anons just heard the word 'perihelion' and made up whatever they wanted it to mean
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Why is there a tranny here calling people sisters?
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>>41375444
based trips.
>and so what?
absolutely fucking nothing.
In the next month we will get a chance to get a closer look at it again.
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>>41375456
same reason you're here
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Is it over yet? Are we safe?
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>>41375444
It was supposed draw energy from the Sun when it was closest to it if it was an artificial craft and speed up after that.
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NOTHING HAPPENED!...
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Just checking in, what date will you guys stop making these threads when nothing happens?
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Do I need to eat my entire supply of mushrooms yet or are we safe
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>>41375466
dont you think it's more likely to be outgassing if it speeds up? thats what Oumuamua did
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Worshipping aliens is gay

This is what will happen to them if they are not taller or stronger than us
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>>41375472
I prayed today and told God that if the comet is to come to Earth, and be a sign, that I am not ready. If it is His will, let it be so. But I begged God to delay it.
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>>41375450
Even if it was true do they think that we'd instantly know about it, its still ages away.
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>>41375477
Check for the date when it's out of our sight. If the fags still make threads report for off-topic but this board is already full of nonsensical spam.
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>still nothing
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>>41375489
thanks, you are the reason we are still alive!
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>>41375493
We'd have to wait days for the comet to escape the glare of the sun and be seen again by telescopes on Earth.
The previous interstellar visitor did end up leaving the sun in a different place than predicted, so who knows.
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>>41375485
Wasn’t my theory. Some science bitch was peddling this theory all over the news to get attention this week. People started watching for the point it was closest to the sun after that.
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I should buy a good telescope. I hate living in a place with light pollution. Seeing no stars in the sky makes me sad.
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Get prepared. Tomorrow the chosen ones get superpowers. If you're one of them KEEP QUIET and DO NOT "demonstrate". Telepaths will contact you as soon as possible. Stay alert.
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>>41375512
fair enough, i think in the case of this thread 90% of anons just dont know what perihelion means
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>>41375444
checked, and honest answer, from a space travel point of view, it would be the optimal point to change its trajectory, and intercept any planet on the system, specially earth considering our position

math: all it would need is for it to break its linear velocity, then the sun's own gravitational pull would have it "fall" onto our orbit, if that makes sense

that being said, it would require an enormous amount of energy to kill such velocity, at which point we wonder why not go for a more direct angle if they got the energy to spare, at the same time, why not use it is more efficient?

Speaking of which, in last thread wasn't there claims people already managed to see it even though it was not supposed to yet?

On another topic, it reminds me of pic related, isn't this the movie where they steer gigantic asteroids and hurl it across system gtfo the ayys planet?
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>>41375464
We all just died and are still in hell
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>>41375518
so are the aliens going to give me a job?
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>>41375518
The chosen ones are NIGGAS
Our Black Skin will let us absorb the power of the sun
Timmypaths aint contactin nobody
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>>41375528
forced labor
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>>41375518
i am gonna fuck you hard if it's a lie
captcha: KFNVW
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>>41375528
Yeah, a probe job
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>>41375530
https://www.tiktok.com/@theblacksu/video/7563738059729063181?lang=en&q=ww3%20outward%20mortal%20combat&t=1761705612234
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>>41375522
>Speaking of which, in last thread wasn't there claims people already managed to see it even though it was not supposed to yet?

yea, something about it not being directly behind the sun, and could be looked at from the mars satellites still
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>>41375532
>bow before the galactic federation humans
>you will be forced to work
>you will pay us your wage to afford food, shelter and water
>mwahahah
but alienanon... thats what we're already doing
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>>41375532
how are they going to make me give birth if I'm a dude?
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the aliens only like fat girls, sorry.
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>>41375515
Yeah, I would get one but even on a clear night you can hardly see anything in the sky. Suppose you can always drive out into the countryside for a slightly better view. I've been watching the JPL Horizons data and it's supposed to be visible right now even with amateur equipment.
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>>41375543
Alien gender change tech clearly
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>>41375540
must be comfy operating a probe droid, hope it pays well
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>>41375556
>Suppose you can always drive out into the countryside for a slightly better view
That's the idea, going out late at night on a train to god-knows where and look at the stars with a tent and an MRE.
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>>41375557
meant for>>41375550

kek
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>>41375560
I think after this, I will put some money to one side to do exactly that. I used to have one as a teenager and it is awesome when you can actually see things like the spot on Jupiter.
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>>41375518
Ah finally, I was getting tired of regular life on the blue marble.
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>>41375542
>and could be looked at from the mars satellites still
well that would make sense tho, its behind the sun from earth's perspective only right, it did pass mars not long ago, so its on that side
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>>41375568
yea, that's the theory I heard for about a week, then it disappeared. dunno why
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>>41375561
>>41375557
as long as it pays the bills and I don't have to take take of the eggs, sounds better than being a meteor miner
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NothingCHADS won
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>>41375451
in orbital mechanics, if you want to enter a higher or lower orbit, the most efficient time to burn is at the point where orbital velocity is highest, which is perihelion
if atlas has ayys and they wanted to reach earth, the best time to maneuver would have been years ago, with the second best time being perihelion
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>>41375550
I vaguely recall a movie with Schwarzenegger where his trapped in a chair with a big belly, or maybe I'm mixing the two movies.... Anyway something like that.
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>>41375518
Now this is retarded, at least there factually is an object in space doing something weird but the October 30 superpowers thing has nothing going for it but some rando on the internet saying it will happen and you deciding to believe it because you want it to be true.
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I run my own local AI model and it said this after I plugged all the data from NASA and other places into it:
>3I/ATLAS is an interstellar comet (its orbit is strongly hyperbolic), but aside from that it looks and behaves like a textbook long‑period comet. Its brightness increase, coma size, tail length, and dust‑production slope are all within the normal range for comets that come from the Oort cloud. The only thing that makes it “anomalous” is the fact that it isn’t bound to our Sun.
Kinda sad, but it does sound like anyone with a telescope should be able to look at it and find out for themselves now.
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>>41375591
always will
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https://www.tiktok.com/@ufofinders123/video/7553449348105915678?lang=en
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>>41375602
Getting really sick of retards thinking LLMs are omniscient gods.
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>>41375595
sure, but anons ITT are acting like we could even tell if it's manoeuvring/speeding up.
the actually date they're looking for is when it passes by the sun and becomes resolvable by telescopes again
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>>41375610
20% on posts on /x/ is some retard saying "i asked AI to analyze this and it told me what's completely obvious! isnt that incredible!"
i wish we could ban all posts that start with
>I run my own local AI model and
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>>41375610
I don't think that, it's just handy to sift through shit loads of data whilst I'm working. It's also only using what I've taken from the nasa site and a few others, so maybe their readings are what's making it say nothing much is strange.
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>>41374935
based sun post.
love you son (jesus)
thanks for the heart pic.

that's my symbol. based.
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>>41375600
If it's true it's better to be prepared, right? It's more likely to happen than whatever christcucks believe in and they always get a pass.
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>>41375632
> whatever christcucks believe in
read the gospels and find out
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>>41375632
It's the exact same thing as when they thought the rapture was coming on September 23.
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>>41375580
based trvth nvke
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>>41375629
dont you think its worth considering if its output is worth posting?
>I PLUGGED NASA DATA INTO AI YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT IT SAID
>its a normal comet bro
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Atlas visible in Moscow:

https://www.tiktok.com/@dhomarx/video/7566456816876490005?lang=en&q=atlas&t=1761741212647
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>>41375636
I'm not interested in your semitic death cult of child abusers.
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>>41375632
>he doesn't know aliens and gods are connected
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>>41375647
then you won't know what they believe in will you
blinded by wrath
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>>41375641
wasn't trying to be dramatic nigger, but whatever sure. I'll keep my findings to myself. I'm more interested in the fact that it's visible and anons with telescopes should be able to cross check it now.
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If you truly believed something would happen, you should serious consider killing yourself
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>>41375651
>I'll keep my findings to myself
I asked AI to analyze the moon and it said it's a moon
Yeah keep that sort of output to yourself
The hate for AI niggers comes from the abundance of posts that say nothing substantial
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>>41375643

>links a tiktok
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>>41375638
Anon, if you start being able to read minds you risk becoming a target by exposing yourself. That stuff is very real.
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>>41375656
Don't be silly. That's a bit of a stretch.
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>>41374960
Well?
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>>41375670
It isn't what I think it is.
For now.
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>>41375668
If the post number is in the reds the bump limit is reached. It could be 300, 305 or 350 here or something
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>>41375675
>in the reds
...what?
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3i ATLAS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>41375658
It's a useful tool that saves me a lot of time but I get what you're saying, copy/pasting the output is gay. got it.
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>>41374935
HOLY SHIT A 3i/Atlas JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>41375318
Here have the set. I made them ladt night while drinking chocolate crown royal, see >>41375670.
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>>41375688
>It's a useful tool that saves me a lot of time
i agree, im not anti-AI. props for getting it though
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>>41375318
3
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>>41375694
>I made them
except you didn't make anything
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>>41375318
4
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>>41375703
Oh but I did
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>>41375485
and you know oumuamua accelerated due to "out gassing" how exactly?
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>>41375703
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>>41375713
that's not what he means, anon
a generative AI made them
not you
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>>41375668
Let the thread hit page 4 (3rd number on the right at the bottom of the thread).
Then start baking, simple as
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>>41375720
Well I typed in what I wanted and that's what was generated. Oh well. I love seeing my op in threads.
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>>41375683
I mean the post count, sorry.
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>>41375717
(((they))) told me thats what happened
https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/science/scientists-explain-alien-comet-oumuamuas-strange-acceleration-2023-03-23/#:~:text=A%20new%20study%20has%20offered,warmed%20up%20in%20the%20sunlight.
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>>41375181
>uaourouroa
lmao
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>>41375748
Can't be bothered learning a stupid language on the level of nonsensical baby talk.
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>>41375755
i agree, i call 'buritos' or whatever the fuck its called rice and bean wraps when i go to the spic restaurant, they can force their language on me
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>>41375550
>hasn't see the movie 'alien'
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>>41375753
Maybe on a other board. Cycling threads and near unlimited replies are features of other more advanced chans like 8. 4chan is in the stone age still. But loading 1000 posts get really laggy.
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>>41375755
>what is google
I thought it was a bit cute and funny fren.
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>>41375768
ora ora ora ora ora
mudada
ZA WARUDO
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>>41375636
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>>41375775
The coding was never updated since moot left. It's how it got hacked. Greed, laziness and incompetence.
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>>41375746
>trust ze $ci€nc€ bro!
did anyone expect (((they))) would tell us it accelerated due to being an alien scout probe?
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>>41375806
do you think you'll get any other answer if Atlas accelerates/manoeuvres way off trajectory?
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>>41375791
didn't it get updated after the hack? it seems faster for me at least, there used to be like a 30s 'let (((me))) fingerprint you bro' lag joining the site
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So wait, Loeb simply has access to NASA's pictures and has the ability to just release them?
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>>41375821
i'm sure they're brainstorming and focus grouping the best ways of spinning it. i quite liked the "its aliens but its a dead ship" glow from a few threads back
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>>41375827
Not the HiRISE images taken early October.
They are supposed to be the best ones.
NASA hasn't released them.
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>>41375834
the thing is they could just use the same excuse
it could turn 360 degrees and fly away at warp speed and (((science))) will still say it's outgassing
i guarantee theyll use the outgassing excuse again if it moves in any strange way
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>>41375822
They turned off pdf uploads (how it got hacked) and called it a day.
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>>41375810
The hacker had the opportunity to expose the IP and post history of all anons and refused to do so. Let that sink in.
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>>41375025
That's a psychotic level of desperation. Lmao.
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>>41375841
and it could still be true
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Alien activity video from Jaymez:
https://youtu.be/vhxC5PAz6wY
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>>41375660
It's a vain attempt at planting and raising the desire for our end, trying to program the mind into accepting the idea of "death is the only truth"
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>>41375025
Something about winning arguments and special Olympics. Retard.
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>>41375025
rolling 1 for total annihilation
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>>41375668
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>>41375878
or is it
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>>41375872
Tiktok-induced brain death. Common zoomer diagnosis.
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who is baking
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>>41374980
Can it hurry up then?
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>>41374961
Habby bday bday anon
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>>41375886
I’m pretty baked already
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>>41375886
Atlas proved to be just a rock. Happening cancelled. Everybody who shilled Atlas as anything more is a fool
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>>41375916
you will cease these homoerotic actions at once
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>>41375910
>>41375916
>>41375924
okay retards now where is the new bread
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>>41375934
none due to nothing happening.
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>>41375934
In the pantry. Walmart order got dropped of an hour ago.
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>>41375916

New rock happening!!!

Apophis will pass closer to the earth than the moon (may even hit it)

Friday the 13th, April 2029
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>>41375934
There’s zero reason for a new thread already when there is nothing happening with zero updates
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>>41375950
Apophois is not news buddy. Also it won't cause widespread death and destruction, cerainly no civilisation ending event even if it hits.
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>>41375950
It won't.
Just play Rage 2
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>>41375954
The threads shall continue untill it passes Jupiter and fucks off of solar system
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>>41375971
I agree but there’s no reason to flood the catalog on a slow board when there isn’t anything new going on
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>>41375489
Godspeed you, anon
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>>41375489
Fuck you
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>>41375775
Yeah it's kind of like using a turd to draw on the bathroom walls when you've got a town message board, but everyone still does even to this day.
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Usual OP are you around?
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Bros, it changed course, it's no longer heading towards the Earth. The aliens decided not to visit us.
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>>41375791
I read somewhere, possibly /g/, that the code was actually pretty impressive. They've done all kinds of fucked up voodoo code to keep 4chan working. It's literally held together by feces and bubblegum.
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>>41375934
I'll bake I guess
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It's weird being in the know and reading the normie astronomy articles. You can more clearly see what they do.

Pic related just totally ignores and doesn't mention HiRise. This article also mentioned the anti tail but the accompanying image shows the tail pointing towards the sun which appears to be some intentional muddying.
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Did 3I/Atlas slow down? At its current consistent speed it willl take it will take it 221 days to reach us.
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>>41376144
go for it
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>>41376146

https://www.universetoday.com/articles/spying-interstellar-comet-3iatlas-near-perihelion

Literally all of the interesting information totally left out and unacknowledged. Pairs anti tail info with image not showing an anti tail.
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>>41376152 #
>>41376152 #
>>41376152 #
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Fucking end this cursed existence
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>>41374965
What does that mean space autists?
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>>41375096
anon, surely you're kidding?
if the sun is gone or destroyed, the earth would get almost no natural light whatsoever. that would be the least of your concerns though given it might only take a week for people to start freezing to death.
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>>41376862
I am serious, and don't call me Shirley anon.



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