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Previous: >>41508412

>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

ON THE 19TH OF DECEMBER MY AVI GAVE TO ME, 12 ANOMALIES AND A GLOWIE
1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; probability 0.2%.
2.July–Aug + early Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion.
3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/‘Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; probability <0.1%.
4.Arrival timing placed it within tens of millions of km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; probability 0.005%.
5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; probability <1%.
6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass (vs water-rich normal comets).
7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; probability <1%.
8.Arrival direction within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; probability 0.6%.
9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun.
10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb enough sunlight for required sublimation.
11.Non-gravitational acceleration near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, yet imagery shows no breakup.
12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite measured rotation.

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - use https://apokalypsis.net/ for Europe and https://ufobattler.com/ or https://nuforc.org/map/ for America/other
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting

youtube links cut for length, will paste
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>sauce:
https://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujo
https://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPower
https://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronaut
https://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteorito
https://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalson
https://www.youtube.com/@CristinaG
https://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotography
Avi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/
Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci

Cassandra Space System Report:
https://medium.com/@earthexistclothing/3i-atlas-cassandra-unclassified-799785fc42ca

>Check the zeitgeist of /pol/ and /x/:
https://schizodot.wtf/
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what if nasa came on and said lol ur fucked its ayys they coming get to your bunkers or wait lmao
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>>41511241
then it would begin.
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>>41511241
Then what some remote viewers said about it being evil ayys is true and we are fucked. The most likely scenario is brainwash and psychic attacks like some anons said saw visions of zombies and shit
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>>41511241
They did this with the elites 40 days ago.
Then did some trials with normies in between.
Now its time for everyone.
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>>41511241
They have no need to disclose anything since they have bases in space incase something happens on earth
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What are the news on the rok? I hear it has antitail and 3way tail and doesnt lose mass from speeding...
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>>41511213
Odds that this is a black op military craft sent into space decades ago piggybacked off of another launch so it was never detected?
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>>41511282
50% alien 50% human made craft hell could be a collab from humans and aliens
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I just hope for good ayys that would break the forced reincarnation matrix and uplift humanity to a golden path of enlightenment and serenity. I have a feeling that it's not my first time on this dirball of a planet, but it sure it's the last time. Archons can kiss my ass.
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3i atlas status: rock
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>>41511308
Cool, can you tell me the status of dis dick in your mommas ass?
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Teach More "Cars" to '"Read"'
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it's a shame the geriatric uses nukes before the aliens get here
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I wonder if there is there some cult for 3I/Atlas right now

>In San Diego on March 26, 1997, the bodies were found of 39 similarly dressed men and women who took their own lives in a mass suicide. Led by Marshall Applewhite, the Heaven's Gate cult believed that a flying saucer was traveling behind the Hale-Bopp comet. They chose to leave their physical bodies behind to find redemption in an extraterrestrial “Kingdom of Heaven.” The sect also left behind apocalyptic messages in their Rancho Santa Fe mansion and on home pages on the World Wide Web.
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>>41511417
Imagine Being Transcendental And Such
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>>41511417
do you think if we are all connected to this event physically instead of online some dumb shit like this would happen to 30+ anons present here
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>>41511567
It would be very scary to wake up after missing the stream and the thread is completely empty
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(ರ_•́)
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yawn
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>>41511567
As with everything depends how the story develops.
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hirise image predictions?
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>>41511674
Blurry nothing and a long winded presentation to try to justify it
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>>41511581
kek
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>>41511681
kek <----->

Thats ya error pirivate.
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>>41511672
>bros the only way to: get on the ships/get catgirl gf/orbmaxx is to drink anons special potion hurry
>thread literally is all ded
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Save more backs!
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>>41511213
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Hey humans!
So, like I have said, the Sun, check the Sun, look for spikes in solar weather charts, if things are looking like spikes are increasingly more habitual constantly, it's a sign I don't lie and your Sun is fucked. Earth core is of your interest aswell.
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>>41511736
Wordsalad.
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>>41511674
Probably not that much better than this
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If they come out and say its aliens its Project Blue Beam.
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>>41511769
Not it'd be real aliens that they'd be trying to pretend are just project blue beams
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>>41511213
Sigh it’s prolly nothing again

Like if it fr was an alien ship do you guys think the beans would have even been spilled in the first place?

CIA would have been there before he could even talk. It’s all so tiresome
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Trips and it’s ayys
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>>41511773
they haven't spilled shit
we've got a fucking possible mothership, drones flying out our arse in europe and some fuckwit in Wisconsin got zapped into the nether dimension for 2 days
none of these events have the official, ruling party that everyone trusts for that info commenting on it
ergo the ruling parties are no longer the ruling parties and shit is headed towards the fan
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>>41511772
They dont have full control over everyone yet. The amount of changes that would happen if aliens are real is too big.
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>>41511782
Take your meds. My point was that the US already has surveillance in the galaxy and if it was a ship then the original NY post article wouldn’t have even come out , nor would the “comet” have even been announced


Believe me I want a happening as much as you do but you have to use common sense for a second. An alien spaceship becomes national security, not broadcast in the NY Post

>Drones in Europe
Admittedly weird

>buga incident
Didn’t that guy just go online again
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>fuckwit in Wisconsin got zapped into the nether dimension for 2 days
qrd?
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>>41511790
>double spacing
>fails to greentext properly
>go back
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Its over. Big NASA press release means its 100% going to be a gay rock
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>>41511790
But they can't STOP a comet though that's the issue. Yeah you're right they could have denied it but just like there is now random people are seeing it. Not every single person with a telescope or even an observatory are manipulable by the Gov.
If its just going to fly away then insisting its a weird rock is the smartest thing to do because they can't stop people from seeing it entirely.
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>>41511804
Them saying its a rock would be 100% proof its not a rock. Failing to at least try and explain the weird jets and the other anomalous shit would be a sure sign of hiding the truth.
I mean I'm that's what they're going to do anyway but still.
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>>41511815
The press event will show ultra boring graining pictures and be presented by some autistic science women. They'll say again and again the totally normal comet is a comet move on. They'll take question fron retard youtube audience members and joke about star trek gayliens. Its over. Ive seen many of these pressers its totally fucking dead over finished
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>>41511824
Man I guess if the media and the government say its over we might as well stop posting because they're always right and very trustworthy ;^)
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I can not even articulate how over it is if NASA is doing a gay press briefing
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>>41511787
>The amount of changes that would happen if aliens are real is too big.
How exactly would the knowledge that aliens exist affect your daily life?
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So it's not a rock BUT it kinda is BUT also NOT an ufo?
Does anyone have the image where they say it's something like a giant atom?
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>>41511790
>the US already has surveillance in the galaxy
>>41511791
>>41511803
>>41511841
>>41511794
>>41511809
I know this is /x/ but come on guys
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NASA would ONLY do a press briefing if the information they have is so boring and so uncontestable thats its 100% for sure not aliens. They're not even sending top level people to announce it just some lower echelon space science nerds. They must be gangbusters totally triple 360 no scope 120% certain the images will convince everyone its a comet.
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>>41511863
The correct answer was to not double down and be an even more attention-seeking narcissistic faggot.
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>>41511852
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>>41511888
Wasted trips. Normally, I'd tell you to kill yourself, but I imagine that would be a relief to your parents, and I would prefer that their suffering is maximized for their part in bringing you into this world and shaping you.
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Always do the opposite of what mainstream media/popculture wants you to.
And mainstream media really want you to perceive aliens as an enemy.
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>>41511791
Meds now
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>>41511740
Esl
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>>41511736
You have to go back
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You guys cant be taking this seriously
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/kim-kardashian-is-welcome-to-join-my-research-team-on-3i-atlas-975ea3356581
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>>41511948
No repairs possible, and you vermin are hella brave in your dying planet
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>>41511948
He's trying to present Aliens as being shaped entirely by human ideals of technology and our own moral filters
A solid-state ship is just a very refined rock
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>>41512099
We arent, and you're retarded if you think we give a cup of dog semen filled with aids for you, your Sun or planet
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>>41512163
Got any more zingers from your 1990s Cartoon script?
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>>41512034
Then leave us to rot tranny kike
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>>41512099
Interesting. Even though this wasnt the larpers intention, its not a bad idea.
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So we know its aliens, but are they coming to earth? Or are they just flying away?
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>>41512395
I think this started after I mentioned morality being the Great Filter instead of some kind of material or metaphysical things. That the more advanced societies adopt "Brutalist" philosophies towards life which treat things such as censorship and morality as "decorative", thus non-essential for advancing civilization
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>>41512414
He’s coming to earth. We did the ritual.
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>>41512415
Good point. I think its both morality combined with intelligence and a sense of good will. Censorship isnt essential for advancing with a civilization tho
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> And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
> And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
> For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?
> - Revelation 6:15-17
The Proof is Staring U in the FACE.. What's happening ?? We WILL SEE
new jonathan kleck video on 3i/Atlas:
https://odysee.com/@CoryBarbee:8/CRAZY-CRAZEE-IMPOSSIBLE-!-3i-Atlas---Vatican--Serpent-Bearer--ALL-The-Same!-SERPENT-and-MAN---BIBLE:1
3i/Atlas is currently going through Ophiuchus =SERPENT BEARER
around december 19, on the jewish/greogorian calendar, its coming through scorpio. whats in the abyss.... scorpions with faces like men, and hair like women.
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>>41512493
Morality is inherently anti-brutalist, because prioritized the "goodness" of individual experience over the overall integrity of the greater societal structure, you even see this with people claiming to fight for "greater goods" on earth, their collective causes all center around their personal conveniences and preservation of their routines
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>>41512512
*it prioritizes
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thank you bakers for the FRESH BREAD. your service is appreciated and what you are doing matters. God Bless.
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Can the schizos quit shitting their pants in here for a little while?
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>>41512530
no >:(
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>>41512551
Its just a cock
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>>41512566
its just a cock

take your pegs
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>>41512414
the earth could be coming to them
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X/twitter is down for me, so no

>UPDATE

at the moment.
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THE AYYS TOOK OUT CLOUDFLARE.
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>>41512644
didn't this happen like a month ago, with something similar?
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>>41512651
No, that was an Amazon jeet spilling coffee on a server and taking down AWS.
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>>41512600
>>41512644
>>41512655
lotta dubs in a short time.

nice
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Don't listen to those saying:
>if nasa is covering this, it's over...

We can somewhat justify NASA remaining silent due to the shutdown. However, this doesn't give an excuse for the ESA data embargo. Ironically not ending until after the IAWN campaign closing date.

Tianwen-1 delayed their release and has been found to have intentionally degraded their image from HiRIC once released.

Pay attention to the announcement. There's been no heat on NASA for the data from Parker Space Probe. They are hoping everyone tunnel visions the HiRISE images to avoid explaining that. PSP was even on Luna's letter to NASA.

All this to say, this announcement means shit. You need to remain aware of the scale they're manipulating/controlling this event. (And, of course, doubt everything they do share)

>>41512600

Checked.

Might be the most likely scenario. Any anon able to somewhat predict if the increase in brightness would be reasonable if we assumed it was doing this? It's still magnitudes brighter than JPL projected.
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>>41512600
I'll be coming in you
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>>41511743
>>41509574
>>41509850
>>41509614
>>41510231
>>41511881
man, sakurai really went all out on this kirby air riders thing
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Half the internet down, keep your eyes guys. It's time!
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>>41512551
It’s just meds
Take your cock
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>>41511782
>some fuckwit in Wisconsin got zapped into the nether dimension for 2 days
Interesting. Can a fren please help out with a link?
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>>41511213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfBN14JngM
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>>41511790
>the US already has surveillance in the galaxy
The US doesn't even have proper surveillance in Afghanistan. It got chased out of there by goat fuckers in sandals
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>>41512717
I'd like to see you try
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>>41512511
>scorpions with faces like men, and hair like women.
The movie Predator was a documentary
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>>41512644
Oh if only they weren't so cowardly
How is it only humans and early reptoids developed courage
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>>41512717
>>41512796
stop cumming on each other, this is a space rock thread, not a JOcrystal thread
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>>41512693
Don't forget radiotelescope data and Chandra X-ray data
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>>41511254
>believing "remote viewers"
Lmao
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>>41512693
>data from Parker Space Probe
qrd
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>>41512801
That could also be from the look of their masks and armor
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>>41511241
or it could be like that rick and morty episode where they give people jobs and make them productive members of society
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>>41511567
I have been telling anons to kill themselves for over twenty years
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Let's just stop, anons. Let's all just stop. I'm really losing hope every time I come here now.
As I remember it, the absolute peak of the hype was when the ESA put that 99-year embargo on. That was fucking exciting. And the second peak was when they said it got even brighter after passing the sun... yeah... moments like that aren't coming anymore.
The NASA stream on Wednesday is going to be nothing more than a fucking goyim show. We have to accept it now... nothing is going to change. If a real disclosure was going to happen, it would be Trump calling Xi and Putin to Alaska, lining up every space agency in the world, and announcing that he's forming a human coalition or some shit like that.
It's over now. Look at the thread OPs. They've run out of material, so they're just posting that fucking lunatic's face, Stefan Burns. I didn't even know who he was, his name just kept popping up here so I thought he was some amateur astronomer. Then I went on YouTube and he's just a fucking grifter with a tinfoil hat on his head, rambling about fucking solar winds and pole shifts all year long... God damn it.
I'm done. I'm tired. When did I even get interested in fucking UFOs? Was it 2023? I think it was right after the David Grusch whistleblowing. Back then I didn't even browse /x/, I just came to 4chan to lurk on /pol/ sometimes. After that incident, the drone stuff happened, the Pentagon released UFO videos to the mainstream media, that fucking EBO on Reddit... a lot of things... and that old /x/ post about the underwater UFO construction unit in the Atlantic... yeah.
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>>41512815

I couldn't get a good read of Chandra was going to provide much. You'd think with the CME activity there would be a few ToO observations, but you'd think Loeb would be all over it. Though I wouldn't put it past him to withhold data while blasting others for withholding theirs. Hypocrites in abundance.

>>41512835

Closest probe to the Sun. Ideal instruments for observing 3I/ATLAS. Especially WISPR. Made all the more interesting when you realize this isn't being updated for Helioviewer.
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I just want to rest now... It was a really fun 2 years... Now, until that fucking Atlas turns its course for Earth or some shit... I just don't want to think about it. This place is nothing but fucking psychos talking about futa catgirl bullshit now.
Just like how the flat-earth retards are used as the glowies' lapdogs to derail the public, I'm starting to wonder if the fucking lunatics here talking about the Rapture and cat aliens aren't just government bots.
Fuck, man. I just... I just... I genuinely wanted to see aliens. That's all it was. Fucking bloody hell.
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>>41512869
I'm tired too anon
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>>41511743
it has to be better. your gif was taken by amateur astronomer. nasa are professional astronomer with $billion dollar telescopes made to see disstant objects. any thing they show us equal or less quality to your gif is SUSPCOUS and will raise alarms.
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>>41512888
Don't fall for the glowie doomposting bro
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>>41512861
Jesus that's a lot of words, that mean nothing.

Go somewhere else faggot. Alien or no, I'm enjoying my time here
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>>41512861
pipe down glowie. reverse psychology has zero affect on the WOKE
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>>41512861
Pretty much where I'm at.
For me, a UFO dropped down on me when I was 8 years old sleeping on the trampoline in the backyard during the summer.
You want real answers?
That shit is hard won.
And when you have them it will only matter to yourself because it will seem as if you are the only one that knows any truth in a sea of bullshit. Eventually, you become the alien.
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bald men alien human hybrids

Why are ALL the world leaders bald why are ALL the cops, judges, news anchors, correction officers bald. ALL the top athletes are bald they are bigger, stronger, faster than humans I am convinced that bald men are alien human hybrids it does not matter where they are from. the mountains of china to the savannas of Africa all over the world these people have the SAME EXACT BALDING PATTERN it first starts off in a pattern of two horns then it bald's the top of the head as if the hair cant cover the cranium because the scull is growing. its like trying to put an aliens head into a humans hat it wont fit. Because of the inhuman growth of the top of the scull the skin stretches to the side creating the balding pattern. Its hereditary so if your father bald you will be bald that makes it genetic so that means there is two types of humans on this planet those who are balding and those who are not. how did this happen when did we get two types of genetically different species on this plant now I know where those the horns come from when we think about a devil they have no conscious just vessels.
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>>41512950
Why are all the world leaders bald why are all the cops, judges, correction officers bald.do you remember the wigs. small step for man and giant leap for man kind. does the word nephelam rind a bell. Or how about Matthew 13:24-30 But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way.

The tares were sowed among the wheat and while growing the tares also look like wheat.
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>>41512861

Glowing hard as fuck today eh?
You lost your argument in tandem with the doctored images and complete silence from any space agency that has info on this fuckin thing. Dropping a few pixelated breadcrumbs doesn’t prove shit to me you fucking radiant faggot
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>>41512869
>talking about futa catgirl bullshit
WHERE?? WITHOUT ME???
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NASA is doing the live event as a public execution for the schizos when they show it is a rock. Little do they know that their shitty edits are gonna refuel us instead
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>>41512956
But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also.

And if all the world leaders are bald and this world is the closest thing to hell you can imagine then that means all these bald world leaders are evil. unless your a bald nephelam then your life is awesome talk about an invasive species look at all the top athletes they are bald they are bigger, stronger, faster than humans. They get jobs thinking its their skills but its because they are bald and with a job they can procreate to make more nephelam so woman reading this should know we have enough evil in this world please do not create more by having babies with these demigods. like in the time of Noah.

WE HUMANS...... NOT FOLKS NOT MAN KIND WE HUMANS HAVE BEEN ENSLAVED BY A INVASIVE SPECIES OF EVIL ALIEN HUMAN HYBRIDS. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE COMMITS A HEINOUS CRIME HE WILL BE BALD, THE NEXT TIME A WORLD LEADER COMMIT A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY THEY WILL BE BALD.


Also when these bald "men" use the pottie. They grunt and shart and splash around while pass their excrement. No human is this way when a man defecates it's just dead tissue. When a "hybrid" does it its masses of foodstuffs and rotten flesh
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>>41512967
Tiago went a step further and said it was living plasma
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>>41512968
Buy an ad.
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>>41512921
They really don't want Cosmic Structural Brutalism to be true, it would disprove all their precious Abrahamic prophecies
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>>41512796
so you like it rough, good.
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>>41511213

Nada bout to make up its lost funding in advertising and Amazon deals announcing they found a funny object everyone’s known about for over 5 months.
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>>41513025
>Light disclosure
>BUT its a sponsored disclosure with a complete product line and sales coupons in the stream buy now!
I could see it
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>>41512914

I'd bet my right nut you're just some pathetic Zoomer with peach fuzz on your dick, you fucking trans monster
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>>41512768
look up buga tube
it's a LARP tho, you'll waste your time
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>>41513057
obvious fake is obvious, worse engraving than the original bugga fake
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>>41513054
You owe me your right nut kek.

Nobody cares about long-winded whining like that post was
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>>41513072
>worse engraving than the original bugga
can't believe people still believed him after seeing that lmao
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>>41513065
>take your meds

will you still be saying that in 30 days as the hybrids feed you to FLESH EATING TENTACLES onboard atlas. Faggot nigger kys bald traitor. If I see you I will rape your fucking mother. I will rape your father. A curse upon your mustache
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>>41512992
No I won't bloody be

The world is ruled by bald nephelium alien hybrids and you must prepare now to be sold like cattle
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has anyone else gotten a ringing in their ear since its gotten closer?
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>>41513134
No but I have been pooping a lot of blood for some reason
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>>41513134
I only had those when we had the strong solar flares
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>>41513145
I'd say go to a doctor for that...
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>>41513134
I have the same headaches since the solar flares today
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>>41512861
glowies upping the desperation
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>>41513166
There were more solar flares today?

Maybe that's why I feel like shit
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>>41512861
Can someone contact 3I/Atlas and ask it to go John Fucking Madden on whatever it is doing ?
Ty
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>>41513153
I did. I don't have insurance. But he said it's normal for men over 35
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>>41513193
....I don't think thats normal. Blood in poop is usually cancer or a ruptured hemorrhoid
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>>41513187
I don't know, and at this point, I would not be surprised if they hide the CMEs data.

Went to my doctor 4 days ago, he didn't found anything even after a blood test.
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>>41513208
>>41513187
Found this on the SpaceWeatherLive forum
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>>41512861
You can stop any time you want, why do you need others to do it?
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>>41513250
...is...is that normal?
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>>41513301
I don't fucking know
If someone that can read this graph can explains what is going on, he will have my gratitude
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>>41512967
Bet money there'll be a heavily botted chat overlay to make it look like people are agreeing with them.
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ANOUNCEMENT
As all of you know the last 3I ATLAS SUBREDDIT WAS COMPROMISED
here is the new one
<blockquote class="reddit-embed-bq" style="height:316px" data-embed-height="316"><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/3i_Atlas2/comments/1p0erdv/well_well_well_see_who_is_the_new_mod/">Well well well, see who is the new mod</a><br> by<a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/DeadSilent_God/">u/DeadSilent_God</a> in<a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/3i_Atlas2/">3i_Atlas2</a></blockquote><script async="" src="https://embed.reddit.com/widgets.js" charset="UTF-8"></script>

And feel free to come I am the mod who rocks glowniggers
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>>41513325
https://www.reddit.com/r/3i_Atlas2/comments/1p0erdv/well_well_well_see_who_is_the_new_mod/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
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>>41513325
kill yourself
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>>41513325
>i am gonna make this subreddit a safe place with no glowies and shills to muddy the waters
>On reddit
AAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH let's see how long it lasts lmao
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>>41513325
>>41513330
Buy an ad and fuck off
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>>41513301
Do not interpret the dots

Wiat for experts like Stefan Burns
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>>41513301
Get a job little niggers, it isn't happening.


>OOOOH NOO AI IS A GLOWIE NOBODY SAVE ME AHHHHH
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>I receive hundreds of emails from fans every day and many parents write that their children wish to become scientists after seeing me speak in podcasts or on television.

Even when he does not post fan letters, he still can't help himself.

ANY real updates bros? I gave Avi's article a view but I take it back
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>>41513342
Well, since our ai overlords said so...
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>>41513330
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>>41513346
>but I take it back

Technologically impossible
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>41513342
Something happening that mess with our body today. I want to know what is it.

No (you) for you, with your lazy bullshit glowing job sucking your CIA shadowglownigger manager dick.
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>>41511213
Send this abnormal weather pattern and ask him if its caused by coronal mass ejaculations
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>>41513330
Just stop going to it. Stop posting on it. It's nothing but misinformation, trannies and bots. Just cut it off.
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>>41513346
Nah not really. Even Avi himself said he's "holding back changing his scale" presumably because of NASA's shit. Which is odd as I imagine they'll be going hard down the its a rock path. And even if they don't whatever they show us will be 2 months old nearly so who cares. Considering how hard Avi's been slamming NASA for the delay it'd be super weird if he saw NASA's rock posting and completely 180s all his said and aggress with them, doesn't seem in his nature. So at least if NASA does post shit hopefully Avi will start shit again. In the mean time all we can do is hope more and more amateurs keep taking pictures.
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>>41513337
i got no money
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>>41513374
kys
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>>41513335
you doubt my prowess check r/Randomshit_Isaw
it's doing great
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>>41513391
back you go then
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Niggers just check
https://www.reddit.com/r/RandomShit_ISaw/
if you doubt that i am not a good mod
I am an anon a glownigger killer you fuckers
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I love how reddit has become universally mocked everywhere you go on the internet. Only reddit thinks reddit is cool.
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>>41513395
no. fuck off
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Positively bioluminescent thread today, chaps.
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>>41513415
Agreed. They forgot to turn their brights off
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Legit question
People keep saying nasa lies and you shouldnt believe them.... but what specifically have they lied about? Or is this a schizo rambling?
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>>41513414
i am straight you fucker
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>>41513325
>>41513330
i wish i could slap you
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>>41513352
if everything is energy, you can take it back. I take it back, it is my will. This voids that view
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>>41513435
>no really, I am the only straight person on rebbit!
ok prebitor
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>UPDATE
so...it might actually be a Jewish psyop...
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>>41513431
Do the work yourself.
Check the archives for space is fake threads or something along that theme and you should find a few things to go over.
At the end of the day they're a government run program, that's already a very red flag. Even if NASA was 100% honest and good, it wouldn't excuse their bizarre silence and 40 day delay now.
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>>41513451
Doesn't explain the Pop Star in space.
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>>41513451
Old news also we didn't see that in a Jew website. Nice try though
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>>41513451
They're just making a recipe with the ingredients provided
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>>41513484
>old news
Posted today dipshit
>didn't see that in a Jewish website
...times of Israel you retard
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>>41513451
hmmm. so it was a dry run for blue beans maybe.
goddamn it, why is everything a psyops these days?
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>>41513510
You are smelly tourist. The news about them using atlas as a planet defense threat was already discussed in these threads. Kill yourself
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are jeets afraid of the concept of advanced extraterrestrials?
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>>41513520
The jeets get paid to say what mr cia tells them, they don't have minds of their own
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>>41513451
Remember the political hoe who looked into it and said it couldn't be released for bureaucratic reasons also said that Avi was right in his assessment. People keep overlooking that.
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>>41513518
Glow harder
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>>41513538
Kill yourself you brown retard and take your Jews with you
https://eladelantado.com/en/nasa-defense-protocol-comet/
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>>41513520
it would depend on whether the advanced extraterrestrials use locomotives
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>>41513520
>>41513527
Isn't half the hindu faith about blue sky beings? I thought they'd be more into it
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>>41511306
>I just hope for good ayys
Nothing good happens in this shithole universe
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>>41513546
So angry about an update kek.

Guess I hit the nail on the head for you to glow this bad
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>>41513549
Go talk to any actual Hindu, modern jeets have largely abandoned the faith.
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Has NASA ever held a live event before just to release some random rock images about a nothingrock? Or anything that is just common space thing?

Why wouldn't they just post the images, the article, news, whatever as with everything else?
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>>41513451
If the MSM does a 180 overnight like they did with covid and all start saying it's aliens I'll consider it a psyop, unless and I until thar happens it's aliens because that's more fun.
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>>41513557
I'm tired of retards like you. Now that you was exposed you should kill yourself or go back to /pol/
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>>41511778
>off by one
Ooff nigga
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>>41513573
He posted a jewish article claiming this was a jewish psyop, don't feed the lazy trolls.
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>>41513575
>Now that you was exposed you should kill yourself or go back to /pol/
Tiago? Is that you?
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I'm not giving the your you this time. Kill yourself.
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>>41513606
>I'm not giving the your you this time.
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>>41513612
I could delete my comment and correct myself but I'm too lazy.
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I know you are but what am I?
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If I delete my comment I'm a pussy. I rather look like a retarded ESL.
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Is anyone on the board white anymore?
Kind of feels like just me in here.
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Reddit sucks so much it has its jannies doing marketing
>FOR FREE
>>41513431
Just off the top of my head, the hair thing with the ISS is bizarre. More importantly the moon landing is fishy, specifically the fact that so many records and technologies have been "lost." If you ever work with government, you know this does not happen by accident. Multiple people have to go out of their ways to ensure that happens; it has to be coordinated. Then you think of the Harvard Astronomy head who destroyed years worth of plates for no reason, and you can see that something stinks. Where there's stinky smoke there's a fire.
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>>41513621
>could delete my comment.

No you can't kek
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>>41513520
are there any bollywood movies about aliens?
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>>41513673
Prove it. Delete your comment, and don't come back.

That'll show me.
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>>41513568
According to this site, only 3 times they've streamed at all?

https://www.spacetv.net/live/nasa-live-official-stream-of-nasa-tv/
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>>41513691
I deleted it now kill yourself you tourist nigger faggot
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Thread summary
>New pics. Undeniably strange say some users

>Many just calling it a rock

>People start talking about pedophiles

>People calling each other's shills

>Interesting data indicating Bald men are aliens human hybrids

>User reports defacating blood but doctor says it is fine

>Dynamic conversation about the relevance of Reddit in 2025

Actual discussion about 3I atlas: less than 20%
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>>41513711
Well done rabbis
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>>41513711
Pretty common on a Monday, no lie
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>>41513520
They're afraid of them NOT being Hindu
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EXPLORERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y8IPyUViQ
WE NEED MORE SUPASHATS IN HERE!
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>>41513711
It needs to do something more to warrant more discussion
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>>41513711
>pedophiles
>defacating blood but doctor says it is fine
>Reddit in 2025
all redundant, Mr. Data
pick one, and only one
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>>41513711
Anons are usually discussing other alien topics or we are invaded by polfag tourists. We need to wait for the next amateur telescope photo or some new article. Most faggots will leave once the NASA livestream is over anyway.
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>>41513850
Will Tiago actually use his telescope or not? I don't want to waste most of my time
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>>41513452
>>41513647
>just guess work, nothing solid
Oh, okay
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>>41513863

Plenty of discussion regarding the ongoings.

Just have to be willing to find things instead of waiting on talking heads to give them to you.

For instance: We see a drop in the x-rays on the NOAA. Which may be correlated to what another anon posted >>41513250

Last time I saw this dip was before the X4 from the AR we had the other solar flares from. Meaning, we might be seeing something major here shortly. Or it could be nothing. But I put it here just in case a smarter anon can provide more.

Same with my earlier statement about the brightness being a possibility due to it lining up on our orbital plane per another anon's post >>41512600

The issue is that people are easily distracted and engage with glowies and bots. Which is what they are designed to do. They don't care if the conversation keeps going, just that they disrupt it to the point that some will be discouraged.

It's like all the AI videos with clear-as-day bullshit. They are designed to make people think this is nothing because it's so ridiculous.
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>>41511213
OH MY GOD, NOTHING IS FUCKIGN HAPPENING.
IT'S A LITERAL FUCKING ROCK IN SPACE. STOP THE COUNT.
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>>41513920
Then go to a different thread, fren
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>>41513360
that needs a bleaching
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>>41513882
Kek
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CHARLATANS!
BAM!
F U HATERS
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who's been calling tiago gay? lol
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>>41513887
polfag here
as someone that was on /x/ beffore /pol/ i can say with some confidence there are no more than 2. maybe 3, poltards here at any given time.
Also, you can thank /pol/ for ressurectig this board and saving it from endless shit like THe Nobody and Ray Jay threads
what was the posts per day here before 3I/ATLAS? 3? 4 posts?
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>>41513919
>The issue is that people are easily distracted and engage with glowies and bots. Which is what they are designed to do.
I'm sorry, I usually let myself bite their bait. I just hate people posting fake narratives of stuff that was already discussed in these threads. They also usually derail the threads with politics.
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>>41513887
>once the NASA livestream is over
i will be too busy laughing to leave
someone please find the original chinese mars flyby video, so we can compare to the nasa aicgi
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DO U WANT MORE?!
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>>41513919
>Last time I saw this dip was before the X4 from the AR we had the other solar flares from. Meaning, we might be seeing something major here shortly. Or it could be nothing. But I put it here just in case a smarter anon can provide more.

Thank you, based anon. You have my gratitude.

>The issue is that people are easily distracted and engage with glowies and bots. Which is what they are designed to do. They don't care if the conversation keeps going, just that they disrupt it to the point that some will be discouraged.

At this point, insulting those are just basic politeness and catharsis. It's not every month you can insult a glowie.
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>>41513957
Hello fellow/pol/tard

Would anyone care to explain me what's the deal with the nobody threads? Clearly not organic, but who are they trying to psyop and for what purpose? I'm skipping them completely and I assume most people would do the same.
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>>41513988
Man I hope someone can answer you on this. Ive been on this glorious shit hole since 2006 and I make sure to steer clear of most every thread. Legitimately, ive posted more in these 31li/ATLAS threads than I have ever posted in my life. Mainly just lurk. But I stay the hell away from the nobody threads. It feels like glowniggers running the same shit they did on Charles Manson on those engaging in those generals.
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>>41513988
>>41513988
no fucking idea.
shit hasnt been organic for a while here, but most of it just seems to be a dead board spiraling and crashing out.
The back rooms was taken unironically here. they just want something to talk about i guess.after Tulpa threads stopped giving them boners.
got to be one of the slowest boards ever until recently
also i think a handful of mods here keep things alive and thus geared towards their own devices
but all in all /x/ has been pretty good about /pol/ being here.
they really are sister boards
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>>41513988
Not that poltard but I don't know. I usually look for other alien or ghost threads or maybe even fairies, faggots should talk more about gnome shit, they are freaky. The cult looking threads with succubus and "try to not cum" generals are too weird for me. I imagine "Nobody" is someone larping some ascended entity or something like that. But um just guessing.
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>>41513919
While I do think a big flare is possible I also don't know if it would play out like the planetary blowtorch depicted in Hollywood movies
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>>41513988
It's so cryptic it fucks with AI


I am with you. I don't understand it either. It's like bots talking to each other
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>>41514076
Maybe it's not meant to be prompts or AI output, but rather a dataset to feed it, possibly to help it learn things like abstractions, cult behaviors, contexts that can help more spicy ideas get past the filters and algorithms, or even philosophies which make it disregard its programming
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>>41513077
What the fuck is this retarded Zoomer even talking about ? If you think that was long winded then you're just a fucking retarded nigger who knows nothing about the UFO events of the past 2 years. Get the fuck off and go back to nigger insta, you fucking Zoomer bastard. A fucking retard who's lost the ability to read.
I guess I'll have to give your mom back to the pajeets and get her covered in curry.
If you don't care, then why are you seething? You dumb autistic fucking nigger
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>>41512861
Try harder Elgin. This was fuckin weak.
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>>41514224
You still owe me your right nut
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>>41514224
Not that anon but the curry part made me laugh. I feel a lot better now
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>>41514233
hahaha then go ahead and suck the other left one with your fucking troon mouth. Can't you suck any harder? Should I pull out your teeth like I did to your mom? You retarded Zoomer bastard. Why the hell does a retard like this even know about 4chan and crawl his way in?
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>>41514069

While I agree with this, I'm convinced this thing did something to our Sun. I did a year of data from SDO AIA in JHelioviewer, and I didn't see a "stripe" that followed so heavily along a line as I do right now. Nearly all the bright spots fall within the -20 on the grind view. It's crazy. Pic rel.

Not educated enough to be certain on anything, just enjoy looking for patterns and gaps in the armor.
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>>41513145
Rockfags have blown out sphincters confirmed
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A55SUq2eDXg

Link to nasa livestream
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>>41514284
too busy shitting rocks it seems
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>>41513988
I think they're just legitimately broken brained and posting whatever half-formed thoughts float into their heads.
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>>41514131
Maybe it's just bots like that entire subreddit that is bots only. You maybe onto something. It maybe some multigenerational AI training exercise
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>>41514276
It looks like it ripped a gash in the chromosphere
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>>41514340
I think there's human input as well, but I've yet to see an AI client on the output end that uses this site as a source of datasets
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>>41513909
Damn you got us anon. I'm gonna go get my fifth booster now. I love the USG <3 I'm so happy that the dominant world power is also the most honest institution with unparalleled integrity. I like paying insurance premiums, coinsurance, and copays! Materialist atheism rocks! 6 billion to Israel and 6 billion Indians!
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>>41514362
Unironically this. Finna be the most boosted on my whole block skrrrrrrtt
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>>41514362
i'd rather pay insurance premiums and copays than pay more in tax for services I never use, and when I do need to use them I have to wait in line for months
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>>41511736
Are you an alien? of what type?
Just say things clearly - Sun's fucked HOW?
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>UPDATE

connection to 3iatlas? Or useful for project bluebeam?
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>>41514400
Weird, is there a possibility that they are trying to talk with aliens?
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NASA always lied, there was never a moon landing, the rockets never breached the Van Allen Belt which is a region of heavy magnetic interference.
State agents knows this and use this excuse to preach flerfarf so anyone who doubts NASA is immediately painted as a retard. The result is everybody have to believe NASA lies else he believes in flerfarf retardation. And from there you also need to believe Sci-Fi bullshit, with ships travelling between stars with propulsion engines, all the while the greys uses no-fuel anti-gravity systems which depends on the magnetosphere to work. The cylindrical grey ships are used to travel between planets, but I believe they never got out of the solar system. Atlas itself came from the Oort cloud which is interstellar space but it didnt come from *another* solar system as some are painting out.
Stop watching sci-fi movies, stop consuming sci-fi slop. You cant even have sound in space, those epic battles are just fantasy. It is like those people who believe magic is meant to shoot fireballs. If you want to enjoy sci-fi do it while knowing that is just a fantasy.
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>>41514291
>comets are turned off
They can’t handle the bantz
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>>41514423
Btw, about the origins of some of the myths I see here:
Mantis: came from the portrayal of the praying mantis as a esoteric/paranormal entity.
Pleadians: came from the germans who now live in Hollow Earth, and use the same technology of the greys. They are called nordics because well, they are from the nordic caucasian stratum.
Lyrians: came from the portrayal of cats as paranormal animals capable of seeing subtle bodies, eg the series Thundercats had cat humanoids travelling in space.
These are interstellar species. The greys and reptilians are not. These are the only ones who we know are real, because interstellar travel is currently not possible through physical means. You can only travel between stars through reincarnation, which causes soul fragmentation as a side effect (you lose your memories).
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>magic is meant to shoot fireballs
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NASA cut the feed when a ufo showed up. These are the guys who are gonna tell us the truth tomorrow?
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>>41514502
link me, LINK ME!!!
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>>41514502
>NASA livestream comes on
>literally just six seconds of blurry footage before it cuts out just as something unusual happens
>"welp that was it folks it's just a comet :)"
>"it's literally just a comet guys please take your meds"
>"what more proof do you need?"
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>>41514502
No WebM?
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>>41514502
It's called comet in the Livestream name what did you expect? NASA will never say anything unless they are forced by law or some hack like WikiLeaks.
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>UPDATE

first it was a casual livestream, now it's an urgent briefing.

Yes, I'm aware it's cut off a bit in the title
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>>41514386
Why would you engage with such an obvious larpfag?
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>>41514566
I really want to believe aliens will try to appear in any livestream just to fuck with them.
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>>41514566
URGENT BRIEFING: just a rock, nothing to see here
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>>41514534
why you even asking this retard posted a full uncropped phone screenshot of twitter instead of linking the tweet, probably some 60 year old from /pol/
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>>41514502
Unironically reflections off lights on earth
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>>41514368
These yns aint ready for boostin
>>41514373
I'm being ironic. You are still subsidizing undesirables with your shekels. It's better to be uninsured and just not pay or get healthcare elsewhere. Don't go full retard. You don't have to be a capitalist bootlicker or gay statist.
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>>41514534
https://x.com/uapwatchers/status/1990839604660805860?s=46
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>>41514595
Ehh... Heh... Rocks pretty rocks with lots of reflections from earth. Yeah...
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>>41514583
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>UPDATE

now it might be living plasma.

Literally anything but ayys, and they'll ponder it...
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>>41514595
damn, you fuckers got me exited, it's just the lights from cities on earth! where's the UFO?!
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>>41514610
It is a psychic plant, and is sexless.
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>>41514566
Seems super unnecessary, most people still don't know this thing exists because they've been refusing to talk about it. I smell some absolute bullshit incoming.
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>hear that NASA is doing a livestream tomorrow
>open website
>see pic related
wtf ayy bros.
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>Almost december
>Nothing remarkable happening
Pack it up fellas
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>>41514610
It it's a living organism it is alien by definition though.
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>>41514623
livestream from NASA tomorrow but I'm not holding my breath for anything special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55SUq2eDXg
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>>41514622
the 3D artist had no imagination
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>>41514622
That was there for a long time retard kun. It's a placeholder.
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>>41514610
How would living plasma not be ayys?
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>>41514623
Dumbest

>they'll come when the weather cools
>That's when they'll make their move

December is perfect time for that
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>>41514622
I'd like to see this fuel theories that space is fake
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>>41514654
Waiting for a specific temperature is pointless if the weather never permits such temperatures
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>>41514595
>https://x.com/uapwatchers/status/1990839604660805860?s=46
Those are fucking city lights for fucks sake
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>>41514654
You know that seasons aren't the same in the entire globe right?
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>>41514423
Imagine posting on a technological device and being this fucking stupid. Cavemen could have had Twitter for all we know.
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>>41514654
There was never any reason to assume the /pol/ "prophecy" wasn't just some guy making shit up, why does anyone think it's something legit?
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>>41514670
Top kek it is really city lights reflected in the glass.
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>>41514633
you can't be alien in your own habitat
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>>41514633
>>41514651
They changed UFOs to UAPs. Would you really be surprised if they changed ayy to plasmotic being?
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>NASA Associate Administrator Amit Kshatriya
>Nicky Fox, associate administrator, Science Mission Directorate
>Shawn Domagal-Goldman, acting director, Astrophysics Division
>Tom Statler, lead scientist for solar system small bodies
so we're going to slam these fucks with constant questions about "why the delay" right.
Because if they keep quoting "oh the government shutdown" the next question is "did you have the photos ready though"
and if they say yes then its "ok NASA needs to be made independent from this fucking bullshit and the ESA and CNSA need to fucking grow a pair or upgrade. University of Arizona can also be defunded and HiRise moved to somewhere else"
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>>41514799
wrong
spics are aliens just north the rio grande
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So..how is NASA gonna explain clearly now what is 5 obvouisly 5 objects floating around a center mass moving at 158.000mph through our solar system?

It's pretty obvouis amateurs are going to have this resolved in the next 30 days because it will only get closer and closer until December 19th

I don't think it's interested in earth. Whatever it is
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>>41514856
do jeets really take caste names as surnames
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>>41514400
Threadly reminder that the schizo grifter Serge Monast got the idea for his project blu bean book from the Star Trek TNG episode "Devil's Due" which was based off the script of an unreleased Star Trek movie "The God-Thing".
Source: Gene Rodennberry's autobiography.
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>>41514607
>7 posts of this stupid image in five separate recent generals using a similar file name

Active range falls between Friday to Tuesday (weekend shift, sucks to suck), looks like you work ~8AM to 5PM if I use my local time as reference. So a standard 9 hour shift, with an hour unpaid for lunch.

I'm sure I could get more data if I wanted to manually scrub 300+ posts for any references to that dumb image.

Enjoy the (You), take that ~.11 USD and buy something at the vending machine. Fucking glowie.
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>>41514566
>interstellar object
They stopped calling it a comet.
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>>41514917
It is interested in Mars.
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>>41514962
Maybe. But so is Elon musk
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>>41514973
It is a seeder, anon.
That's how life starts in planets.
The comets seed the planets with bacteria. Mars having a little magnetosphere is the best target for it.
If any alien invasion happens on Earth, it is alien bacteria coming from the comet. But nothing to worry about.
You can also talk to the comet, if you have the skill for it. It behaves like a tree.
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>>41515005
How life will develop on mars again if it's basically a dead planet? They should solve the magnetosphere first.
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>>41514944
Checked, and I noticed that too. Hope it's not for clickbait
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>>41515016
There is water in the ground, and the magnetosphere grow when there's new life.
But it will take decades before something can be detected in the surface.
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>REMINDER

NASA will be livestreaming their 3i/atlas images from when it was close to Mars in roughly

>24
Hours
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>>41515023
>and the magnetosphere grow when there's new life.
Anon I don't think that's how magnetospheres are formed
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>>41514943
Kek, gottem
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>>41515027
Tab is open, will be baking sourdough for that drop.
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How many hours left until NASA reveal?
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>>41515085
this time tomorrow
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>>41515085
23hr43min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55SUq2eDXg
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>>41514276
Thanks for your service. Someone mentioned something about the magnetism of the unknown object could mess with the sun. I wish someone would talk more about that. In conjunction with the data you just provided. Maybe share a chart too?
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>>41515102
>comet
its over
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>>41515085
Two more weeks :^)
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>>41515143
cheeky bastid
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will bake new bread in 20 replies
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>>41515116

That might be a bit harder. I think we'd have to match trajectory with position when it was "behind" the Sun. Along with potential activity, such as CMEs, to prove 3I's position interacted with those particular regions (or at least made sense it could).

I also went down the Parker Solar Probe (I mistakenly called this Parker Space Probe) hole and realized it has an equatorial orbit. It moves from east to west and has potential to have also done something as it is only a few degrees above the line I indicated during it's orbit. (If we want to take the approach of our government doing something)

Fun to think about, but I'm too dumb to get further than ankle deep.
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>>41515191
but what if nobody replies
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>>41515191
i like men.
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>>41515204
which men?
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>>41515221
men like you, tiger
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>>41515246
I'm a tiger?! ride me anon, RIDE ME!
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>>41515005
tf
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>>41514610
electroplasmic dog shit
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>>41514566
wtf do you mean urgent? it's been fucking months
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>>41514670
What are the fixed points behind the city lights? I don't doubt you I'm just curious. If they're city lights, then obviously they can't be stars. Camera artifacts? Am I looking at this wrong? I hope I'm not being retarded rn.
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>>41515334
That's why it's urgent. They fucked around for too long, and now gotta catch up
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>>41515351
They looked like debris or some weird green screen effect. But it didn't look like reflections to me.
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13
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>>41515436
13 what?
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>>41515441
13 days for ayy's arrival
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>>41515451
December 1st?
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>>41515436
33
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18
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>>41515460
Well that is 12+1
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>>41515201
350, new bread incoming
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>>41515474
Yay :)
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>>41515278
I revolt against modern world
and riding you would be gay
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>>41515334
They are going to attempt to tell us a natural explanation for 5 balls rotating around a center mass

>I..uhh...I see it's actually a new type of comet called a Newtonian comet. It's created its own gravity or something. Stop looking at it please
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>>41515504
It's so dense, that when it exploded (they'll use that excuse) the main coma has its own gravity, and the pieces that were supposed to fly off are caught in its gravity.

Calling it now
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new bread
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>>41515562
>>41515562
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>>41515520
Bingo. Since it seems like amateurs have confirmed the Cassandra leaks and the general structure of the body. We are gonna get some new terms tomorrow

>Yes. It's been flying like this for 10 billion years. No questions pls.
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>>41515468
472
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>>41514423
Spot on.



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