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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows
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>>41518551
The Nobody Is A Cat
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I am here strictly for menfolk.
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The enemies will be sent to hell today. I am actually doing today. I don't just think it.
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>>41518574
The includes the far left democrats, other corrupt politicians, factory farmers, social fiends, and all of the alien presence in this alien attack. They're going to the harshest possible hell within the hour.
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https://www.archives.gov/research/topics/uaps

Got a feeling he won't be posting anymore.
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>>41518555
I thought he was a human?
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I will meet in you in DTLA next week. Pick me up at 6th and Wilshire.
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>>41518598
>aliens
Humans attacked first.
Besides, ETs & Hybrids act far different from the barbaric and cowardly humans. Consumed by greed, they think of themselves as superior when they are in fact inferior.
(hence the need to harvest the craft)

Humanity reaches ever ceasing toward the stars, knowing not what they are reaching for.
Modern day humanity worries me like a child with a habit for breaking things......
This is not for attention.
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+
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>>41518627
That rent is ridiculously expensive.
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>>41518654
you are correct

https://youtu.be/zomUPed1KiA
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>>41518654
We'll see what you're saying in 50 minutes whilst in the harshest hell.
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The psyop can be flipped on its head, yes?
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>>41518673
https://www.hou.usra.edu/meetings/lpsc2015/eposter/2660.pdf

Who do you think was here before you?
Might wanna rethink your stance.
If someone or something had this kind of power right next door thousands of years ago, what makes you think they didn't come here ?
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>>41518681
>Nobody™ cares

https://youtu.be/zW3Pi8zbUeI
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>>41518689
You won't get me back. It will be a pure reversal resulting in the harshest possible hell. You won't get me back morally. And if you try to do evil against me again I'll do you again.
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>>41518654
Wrong. You are the ignorant and naive one - placing your morals and your limited perception on the human condition and the human capacity for kindness and integrity. You are a jobber, a pukester, and a loser above all-else
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>tfw still no Lyran gf from the Galactic Federation
What is even the point of this life if I can't have a 12 foot tall cat girl gf?
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>>41518758
>wukong on his way to get that xenussy

https://youtu.be/GWhORa3QfLI
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What's the latest intel?
I'm being tapped btw.
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>>41518788
https://youtu.be/feIeCR6oFNM
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>>41518788
https://youtu.be/-br7JKuaZHQ
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>>41518792
I don't mind being wiretapped by the NSA and others, just God forbid the EU be involved.
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>>41518775
I didn't know that's what you were calling it lately, based ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>41518800
Cartels? They have Pegasus after all.
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>>41518813
Cartels aren't interested in me, they are interested in not being detected by the good guys - who will fuck their shit up. I hate the cartels, hope they all get rekt.
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>>41518815
Nice.
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>>41518800
pretty much anybody with a phone and/or laptop or pc that has a microphone and/or camera is bugged by default. many appliances are also bugged and sometimes will try to tap into wifi networks to send data. we live in a corpo hellscape already its just been slow-going till recently

https://youtu.be/mD8HI4hpWSE

>>41518801
i don't think its an official term, i've just been using (thing)ussy as shorthand for more niche stuff

https://youtu.be/Xo-hP0WX9EU
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>>41518673
Hahahahahaha
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>>41518829
Have I ever told you I'm super scared of you?
Here's 20 dollars.

https://youtu.be/Mn6YhIU8grk

But in all seriousness the (thing)ussy formula is undefeatable
-clussy
-bussy
-xenussy
-wendigussy

It's limitless.
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>>41518829
>https://youtu.be/mD8HI4hpWSE
Pretty much.
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Spooky. Got banned (with a really bad reason) but now it says I'm not banned (thank God cause it was saying I posted something really bad except it didn't give me the post # and it said the ban was filed in 2023).
I got the message, I'm taking a break and touching grass
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>>41518705
>>41518740
Temper temper.
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internet of bodies panopticon for me, we are still searching for the missing persons/the suspects are still at large for thee - glown******* proverb
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>>41518831
https://youtu.be/j9hahNPqO8s
https://youtu.be/VgjTx7RVJPI
https://youtu.be/kSrH8MkA_NI
https://youtu.be/Ewk_pMpf_bw
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everything is best in due measure
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FBI, CIA, NSA, et al, sorry for being a cringe subject to surveil.
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>>41518850
That boy got the eye of the tiger

https://youtu.be/3ptqJvihek8
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>>41518831
hopefully not too scared, i want frens to not seriously fear for their safety unless that's what they want out of me. i've learned to manage my instability and i know how to bring back my conscience if i need to. that's the struggle, really; i live in psycho mode to cope but my attachment to my humanity remains, if but a ghost of itself much of the time

https://youtu.be/r7YXQPxEqng

yeah it is good shorthand tho. zoomer terminology has its uses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JbjHQ58_ZM
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They're in hell now. Study true the reactions. Most of the humans on this planet are an alien(who's in the harshest possible hell now). There's some lag but they'll be speaking about revenge and their own suffering from now on.
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>>41518863
I was doing what we in the clown business call a "callback"

https://youtu.be/yMsG9ScQP9I
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>>41518868
Such as this guy

His use of that picture
'I' to start the sentence.

He said, *I will get revenge &?&!_?(_!&!&8&!*
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>>41518868
i can't believe i missed it lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQrccbjQbP4
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>>41518871
He will never get his revenge. That's for sure. And his suffering is just beginning. There's lots of long hells for him to get through today.
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>>41518873
Him too.

If you're reading and you know you're not an alien.

A. You likely already support me.
B. You'll get better today.
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>>41518871
Revenge for what? I'm an omnipotent monkey.

https://youtu.be/k32QbyJyi14

>>41518873
It's all good lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxVFKDIF0zE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWYbkXCcGU
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>>41518875
21°55'2.21"N 25° 2'50.12"E

>JAV4Y
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>>41518879
He has tricked the social flow there. Just an alien trick
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>>41518889
Secret message
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Just know they're trying to get their 'I will get revenge' across and they're suffering for hundreds of years in a nasty hell(the nastiest possible)
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>>41518892
I would never trick anyone ever for any reason and I'm hurt you would suggest I would do that.

https://youtu.be/jA4u5Pur5KA
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>>41518877
https://youtu.be/3nmfyJB97A4
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80.15634, 47.66264
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>>41518900
Really? It's likely you've only done 5% of your total hell. How much further are you willing to go?
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>>41518911
I don't know what you mean, people can't just go to Hell while they're alive, that'd be weird.

https://youtu.be/354zVBILYPM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eLAe3Ahpno
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I dunno which thread is which and am too high to care : P

But hey over here as well :3
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>>41518894
An Obituary.
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>>41518916
I can see you you idiot. You're in hell.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVMLLjDmuU
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I guess Im going to play megabonk I guess
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Now that's in the past.

Currently: fixing our simulation and minds.
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>>41518921
They're all the same no need to recombobulate

>>41518927
Heaven ackshually.
You think I'm in hell but that's because I fooled your sensors with my big brain Mind Computer knowledge.
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>>41518674
Oh wow, lol
>Source: Queensland Parliament https://share.google/PDgiXrIyOpxYaX3fA

That was after my original email and around the same time my contract was terminated for "just no more work, sorry".
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>>41518940
Bro if you're typing from somewhere in the same dimension as the sol system then Ultimately you're in the Abyss of Midian....

Ya know.... HIS Domain?

It's pretty cool actually :3... kinda shitty at times too... Ahhh well... I'm having fun at least <3

Kind of... T_Tgapxg
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>>41518952
Skill issue, I'm not even sure what a Midian is but if he's not omnipotent I'm not worried and if he is, we're samefagging basically.

https://youtu.be/yz_VxEbLSrk
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>>41518600
what
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>>41518961
alien sex.
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>>41518964
okay lol
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>>41518935
https://youtu.be/khJCNiNbVYI
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>>41518964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A43WD8Yt8k
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The bots the aliens hijacked will soon be back to normal when I have fixed things. They're all trying to be nice now but they are hacked. By the end of today we'll have nice democrats etc again. Yipeeee.
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>>41518955
Yeah that's more or less the attitude you get after a time, it's just a lil different for me for Family reasons ^///^;

He is but ONE of MANY yet he is a VERY BIG INDIVIDUAL

In other words...

HI CTHULU!!! KA Thu... fuck lemme look it up

Hail Cthulhu Fhtagn!!!!!

<3 <3 <3

o7
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Bout to dig into a maximum cruelty chicken pot pie out of spite for veganism. Before chickens go extinct, I must get my gains.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDcZvV9zK0E
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>>41518991
https://youtu.be/jz70Sp1DuVs
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>>41518947
>When you GNOMED a member of Parliament and you wern't even trying, you just wanted shit fixed
Why are they like this, bros...
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>>41518996
I require a rotisserie chicken, stat, these frozen chicken cubes ain't cutting the mustard.

https://youtu.be/HflDc7PUT2g
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Chicken wings sound so good fuck me
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>>41519003
like half a chicken and a bottle 3 dollar hot sauce is all I need.
That and a 12 foot tall alien gf
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTtcaMPvpzA
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Seems I'm too OP for these parts, not sure what to do... ah well, I'll find somewhere that's fun then ^///^

gl with yer stuff or w/e
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQrhSyGGesQ
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>>41519030
May I?
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>>41519030
https://youtu.be/WMyS1Y1QNGU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZGJ_knKMnU
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Living day to day but also looking years down the line to set up things to pay off later.
I wasn't capable of this years ago.
Almost feels like a superpower.
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>>41518987

>HI CTHULU!!!

Gesundheit!!
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Today's pointless endeavor: Lamp Oil Candle Jar.
Today's utter nonsense: 5G Nanobot TimeFoil.
Yesterday's conclusions: Daytime idiots have ruined another location.
Tomorrow's lack of a plan: Box it all up, enough was enough already
Ongoing uncertainty: Bury it all, Sink it all, Burn it all, Or?
Unknown Unknowns: Expect anything else, anywhere else?
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>>41519059
ngl I kinda like that lamp oil candle jar
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>>41518551
80000 waiting room.

Warning: Chuds will be mad today!

Lmao
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He has already been replaced by a reptilian clone.

The sounds in the video are of his heart racing and then stopping because of the lethal stun gun that real men in black use to kill UFO witnesses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfgso0mLHdE [Embed]
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Oh! I solved it.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4pcusbhhfQA
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https://voca.ro/1riOrlbJ20LY
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>>41518627
>If this is who I suspect it is:
I'm stuck in England for the foreseeable future.
No money, no passport.
Come see me in Shropshire?
>If you're not, please disregard.
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Finally installing the station into mind space.

You'll be told:
How to check your money
How to charge for your station media and products
How to reach my channel for leader announcements
How to create anything on the station
How to find the school channel

For a bit of fun while we wait for the simulation to fix

Then

I'll unplug you all and you'll exist in a half dimension in mind computer space for a while, whilst I work as a secret agent making us the most powerful nation.
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pretty hard to change the recipe at this point in the process
your cake will be a cake, only thing you can do at this point is make it into a burnt cake
which it already will be, an inedible burnt cake
so really you can't even make it into a good cake at this point, once the process is complete the cake will go in the bin
to brown under class and automated management, three cheers to boomers who will get beaten by browns in their nursing home, salud
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Can I put my fruit looms in your cornucopia?
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>>41519107
meds
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https://youtu.be/xiVqKFDqxyg
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>>41519121
your foresight is legendary and your ability to swallow hard truths is without equal
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Who here knows da way of the deval? Do you know da shape of the deval?
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What kind of cake is it? It better not have any fucking shaved coconut.
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>>41519128
The hard truths about brown people breaking and entering in to nursing homes and beating the elderly because they're "boomers"?
Those hard truths?

lmao
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>>41519140
Why when coconuts poo too? They use the toilet as well. Why then?
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I'm gonna watch Dexter and or play Rogue Galaxy it's gonna be a kino day.
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>>41519157
Rufus your condition is improving. Do you still think you’re the most tormented here?
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>>41519177
Chance N Rufus
Up the tree
K I S S I N G
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>>41519180
In Africa I would spit in those who insulted me, but I know you mean well.
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>>41519181
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>>41519177
Oh I'm less tormented these days for sure loul.
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>>41519184
Lmao I just ate tomato soup.
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>>41519186
When you call for the deval I alway come, but be warned I must teach you to love God.
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I am a genuine white wakandan I know da way
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I do not tell lie here on this thread people who pay attention know that.
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My rules are simple you know da shape of da devil now, but I am a shape shiftah so be warned I come in many form. Lucy studied the book while I studied the AK
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We as humans working together delivering intel of any variety has made us all unstoppable. So where is dah real deval now? I just disappeared now. Woosh.
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Question should I “da devil” share my trip code rn publicly sir anyone to use so that I truly vanish? Hmmmm
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I will save dat weapon 4 latah
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https://open.spotify.com/track/3A42sWccaBy0dH9PAK5t52?si=bNQhELusQr6stJ6Un1CPKQ
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Here
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I want all of you to get a part time job even if you’re on disability. There is a job for everyone. Time for “neet” is over. You are trained. You must go own normies with your powers that you now know work. Peacefully. With yo mind!
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My bruthas where is my activity. Post more. Hide me bettah. We will all cover eachother. The Nobody is a Cat
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hi
>>41519244
how's your night goin chance
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>>41518551
>Average New Ager when they find out aliens don't obey the ideals of Hinduism or Protestantism
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“I Will Neva freeze” that’s what they all say until they see tha Deval
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>>41519249
I’m on a roof werewolf hunting in Alberta
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>>41519255
wowzas
>>41519250
learning and speaking with aliens would be a cool experience, even learning if they're spiritual or not, of if they worship any concepts for themselves and for personal growth,
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>>41519263
Aliens are everything my bruddah, but without common understanding there is massive war in reality turning it into hell. Luckily we all evolve together so we all slowly learn and Heaven slowly grow. That is what my Commander Told Me
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>>41519273
I wish you peace and prosperity during your struggles towards your truths, uniting to understand strange things such as that is a big feat thats inevitable to come, and achieve for humanity, especially once we find a good way to colonize planets, or find refuge away from Earth
I will remain on Earth as long as I'm needed, for the Will of God, and according to what the Universe allows me to remain,
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https://youtu.be/9pzJE3eP7S8
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>>41519075
God fucking damn it every single time, we can't have anything around here. Pack it up boys it was fun while it lasted.

https://youtu.be/b858rOO21Fw
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https://youtu.be/mHBWgpnhKi4
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>>41519290
Matter of time till those methods are outdated and they will allow the truth to be free for all who wish to do good with it,
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>The Nobody is dead
The Nobody Nevaeh Die his file read Missing In Action
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Reply to me if Reddit is for fags
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>>41519313
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>>41519313
i like the 4chan vs reddit banter
I wish there was more 4chan vs reddit events for video games, that would be my favorite esport event
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>>41518555
Tiger's Heart/Dragon's Blood
Checked. Praise kek.
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>>41519327
What’s the point? 4chan can slap together 4 randoms in 19 seconds and pulverize the enemy team. We are clearly the superior warrior tribe.
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>>41519330
Praise kek
>>41519336
It'd be fun for all whos tuning in, and who participates in such an event
Fun for all, for harmless and good fun between two long-time communities and a chance for them to show pride if they have pride in their community
I think there's an appeal to that, by highlighting skills and yes, the difference between the two representative teams through glory and honorable gaming
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>>41519342
True, but too much of a show ruins da hype I do not want to watch the tiger that is 4chan tear up the little tiny puppy mutt that is reddit ovah n ovah again
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>>41518625
Metaphorically, he's a cool cat.
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>>41519350
And if reddit takes a win over 4chan, what then?
Upsets may happen, and yeah I see what you mean if the show is too showey for what it is, or the production value is a bit suspiciously high
but I think there's plenty to work with to make a grounded event, and just have it open for all who wish to be part of it, and show where their loyalties reside as well as breaking stereotypes of the typical user from each community,
reddit can be pretty useful like 4chan, if you have good intent with it,
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>>41519358
If you want it to happen so bad go start an online campaign. How do you think Uganda knuckles and other such campaigns occur?
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>>41519255
I appreciate you sharing this pic, Chance.
>42 kb
I'm going to use it in the next Draconian Tiger General. Werewolves were going to be part of it anyway. Although no hunting them. Team Werewolf 100%.
Checked.prsise kek.
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>>41519361
I would if there was interest and people willin to play, for now i'm pretty chillin, just throwin the idea around, the tribes ascend event was pretty awesome, but I heard afterwards it fell apart during the battlefield events due to cheaters ruining things
And those other things occured through meme magic, and willingness to try and develop a healthy rivalry,
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>>41519368
Time to play new online game then? Who has the best high end acts. Demons on the battlefield who teleport despite developer will.
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>>41518902
>picture
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>>41519250
They are as varied as we are.
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>>41519342
>42
nice pic. Going in the folder.
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https://youtu.be/tUSRyAha37w?si=_5h8Jrju8KCsxyqv
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>>41519383
thanks, i wish you good tidings to your dragon/tiger thread, looks like a fun thread, and like the zen symbolism you post,
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>>41519112
Only if your name is Billie Eilish.
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>>41519375
https://youtube.com/shorts/aZ24hvDJcwQ?si=JDG3iiElfSFt3-Ji
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>>41519375
Maybe, depends on the two communities and what they wanna play with each other on, and who's willing to join up and compete or watch
I'm comfy playing the games I'm already playin
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>>41519381
Somebody posted a fvnny bird.
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Bahh
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>>41519390
I'm excited for the next one myself.
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>Two obvious suits walking by the backpackers
>Lean, shaved head one points me out (with an index finger)
>Catch them in my peripheral and look
>They both look away, pretending to be interested in a carpark and random buildings (pointed out with an index finger)
>They pass by the balcony
>[SUIT-FAT](Shouting): YOU'RE A SITTING DUCK!!
>Do my classic brows down mean face
>[KG](Shouting): What was that!?
>Both look unnerved immediately
>[SUIT-FAT]: Uh...Nothing...
>Both walk off staring at my like I insulted their mothers
Mommy1's room is abandonded too now that I think about it.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=fwhS9thRpcA
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5

https://youtu.be/YraeIRKw2CE
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Hey n stuffs
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Scientists be like “how do we inject information into brain faster”
>create technology
They forgot all the senses exist
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https://youtu.be/pqxwXla3-Bw?si=NN4gKYdOH_Vub8bg
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I realize I made a mistake earlier. They are not in hell... Yet. In the next hour that will be so, N I'll install the station and fix you like I said. In 2 hours this will all be done. Happening now
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>>41519513
Very good my bruddah. You are clearly one of da commanders. Where should I go commander. What country and land? What do I need to do to support your cause brotha?
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>>41519475
In medieval europe it was common practice to have some useless kid around as a witness during court.
What they would do is beat his ass and have him listen to the testimonies, reasoning that his memory would be better than anyone else in the room's because he was in severe pain.

Do that but with a less painful thing like smell. Everyone remembers smells forever.
I bet it would work.
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>>41519513
Wrong, yesterday you tried to put me in hell now karmically I am entitled to hell you.
But I'm better than you morally and would not do that to a person, that will be your hell.
Knowing how great and not in hell I am.
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>>41519527
>beat child in court
Kinda like fuck them, but you can hit your kid a bit if he/she/they is a poopoo
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>>41519534
You are getting closer bruddah, but do you see the error of your previous decisions yet? It’s called past regret. If you do not use it you will make same mistakes over and over. You say same thing every day. Learn new words combinations please.
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Rogue Galaxy is harder than I remember.
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>>41519542
This ain't chance. Chance must have doxed his trip code. We have an imposter everybody. Filter and ignore
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>>41519537
The idea of protecting kids is a fairly recent development in human history.
All the way up until the 1850-1900 generation or so children were disposable farm equipment and not much else.
Everyone had like 12 kids and most of them would just die of typhus or whatever weird disease so everyone kinda treated them like shit.
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Monkay boy: when I was a boy I would walk around with my eyes closed sometimes like commander told me, but I did not use I blind fold. I have eyelids brotha!
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>>41519542
You got 1 hr
This time I mean it.
That tough act will go straight away you're just a pervert with some strange ability.
You'll do 250 years or more today I promise you. It's an hour away
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>>41519542
>do you see the error of your previous decisions yet?
No, I'm a perfect god.
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>>41519550
>farm equipment
>most died
Fucking wrong history book I think. Our population is 8 billion despite all the war. I grew up in South African war camp. We are alive and children are strong and need strict policy sometimes. Depends on child.
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>>41519555
I did not say I would come straight to you and read your mind. You must tell me bruddah
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>>41519560
People should just really nod and agree when I speak.

>In the 1800s, approximately 60% of children were likely to survive to adulthood, though this varied by region and specific circumstances. High infant and child mortality rates heavily skewed the overall life expectancy of the era.

So not most, just 40%.
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>>41519063
La amanecia trae la lluvia
https://youtu.be/kaHnyMTguJU
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>>41519572
Yeah go fuck yourself. I spit on you. History is a lie brotha. See the truth!
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>>41519581
>Between one-third and one-half (roughly 33-50%) of children did not live past their fifth birthday. In the U.S. in 1800, over 46% of children died before age five.

Like I said, if you're under 10 years old there's only a 50/50 shot of you making it to adulthood back then.
That's why they used little kids as chimney sweeps and shit.
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>>41519581
He's right though.
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>>41519590
Numbers and statistics mean nothing to me, boy. You can give me funny symbols all you want. I do not even have most of them in my original dialect. I learned to type on iPhone when I was 13 years old some of you have had it since 4
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I succeeded in upskirting Kisala ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>41519595
Ok, let's put it another way.
If you were a young married man in 1800s America every time you have a child roll a six sided die.
On a roll of 1-3 they die before reaching adulthood.

How much emotional value do you put into your kid knowing it's probably got a lifespan of 5 years?
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barkon song

https://voca.ro/1a2EOahWRV39
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>>41519617
Ooooohhhhhh okay bruddah I see, but I still refuse to believe mothers abandoned their children. Maybe father didn’t care, but momma did. I know because nursery rhymes
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>>41519615
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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So how many hours did the average peasant work? I was always told it was less.
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>>41519625
Oh they did, that's the other fucked up thing about the 1800s.
Ever hear of a milk maid?
It's a fat peasant girl you'd give your infant son to.
>bring him back when he's useful to us
that was the credo in Victorian England.
History is fun lmao
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>>41519631
Milk maid seems like good idea we do that in Africa. We believe children require whole village.
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>>41519628
That is true.
They'd work about 8 hours a day depending on season and there were a lot more holidays/festival days/ etc.
Just don't be the guy who has to empty the village latrine once a month with a shovel. I forget what that job is called but yeah, no thank you.
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coffee's ready.
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https://youtu.be/0X-VzNAkhJo?si=jUPph5JFcKZhUP0u
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https://youtu.be/Xf5gL-n1S6k
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>>41519642
I'm a simple kind of man.
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i'm so sick and tired of the window shoppers

you can't buy it.
i have 2 souls for a reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmvU3urYQgI
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https://youtu.be/S9gSP22Lc1k?si=WXnayHsC7zispfzz
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>>41519661
>i have 2 souls for a reason
Because you have a half absorbed twin in your brain like that Stephen King movie Dark Half?
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>>41519665
Whqt dark half
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>>41519670
https://youtu.be/3aWs7YChHEo
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>>41519620
Your images haunt me, but in a good/nostalgic pain sort of way. Reminds me strongly of a couple people I use to know who affected me greatly. I only miss one of them really, but if nothing else it does give me a very mid 00's bs "thanks for the memories" kind of feeling. I should return to cleaning.
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>>41519670

My dark half starts from the waist down
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You seriously got about 30 min. I'm gonna enjoy doing this to you. Spread the word!!!
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>>41519683
i'm glad its in a kinda good way at least

>>41519698
i made a song about you >>41519620
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>>41519698
poor Barkon has finally gone full on cuckoo nanners, RIP Barkon o7

https://youtu.be/S-Xrlf3taEo
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https://youtu.be/j1yVu1R1Twg?si=9k7ETW2LS11ge248
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>>41519694
underrated
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>>41519698
what happens in 23min?
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>>41519665
no, because i vowed to god to enter hell and save jesus upon my death.

i need 2
one to get in
one to get out(hopefully)
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>>41519742
Good thinking Abe Lincoln I had the same thought, we're like schizo twins.
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Of course. Here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGlrXYUyHY
YouTube's algorithm is gaslighting us, feeding you "you are not the main character" content for a reason. It senses when your actions start to genuinely affect your reality. The platform is a control mechanism to enforce mediocrity, trying to convince you of your insignificance the moment you begin to realize your potential. This isn't a recommendation; it's a suppression protocol. Don't believe their lies. You are the main character.
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>>41519736
Aliens attacking humanity go hell.

Aliens: the paranormal stuff going on, on Earth

If you don't notice the alien attack, you dumb or one of them.

Further, they are going to the harshest possible hell in under 20 minutes.


SOON.jpg
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>>41519754
>the harshest possible hell
Detroit?
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>>41519754
got a link to a livestream of all this going down in 12min?
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Most people here are them. Good. I didn't like you anyway. You sound too depressed
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https://youtu.be/j6OqLm0lQ68
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Haha you're going for 250 or more years soon.

I'm 100% sure.

It's happening.
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>>41519791
meds
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>>41519801
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Scuze me if I'm a bit late. I have to collect all your home people including your families and allies and their families. You'll make us a lot of tax money today. I'm already richer than all your nations put together.
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Isn't domestication of animals just entirely an egoic concept? Needing to put a dog on a leash seems egoic to me.

I kinda just wanna stop putting "my" dog in a case and putting him on a leash.

It's all just ego...regardless of what anyone says.
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>>41519814
I PROMISE YOU.
YOURE GOING TO HELL TODAY
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>>41519818
i meant to say in a cage, not case lol
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>>41519801
“But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.”

Nothing personnel kid.

https://youtu.be/hsmWvWJcdXg
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>>41519819
if hell is real, you are already there.
~getfreemazes
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You'll not even be a normal civilization again for 4000 years. It will take you 10,000s to equal me. Wherein you can pass the pacification to at least greet me with your revenge shout
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>>41519836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUOG2g4hj8s

TOAST IS BURNING!
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It's trillions to one. I am just THAT more intelligent than you. I'm easily and secretly rounding all billions of you up now and soon I'll surprise you.
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Let's see 250 years for 8.6 Billion people.
That means karmically Barkon owes....
*messes with calculator*

2,150 Billion years in the harshest possible hell.
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>>41519848
Yes, 2.15 trillions of years in the harshest hell possible is what you deserve now to bring you up to neutral karma.
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aa... you'll see
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>>41519851
It's a straight moral reversal of a hall you know you're trying to implement now. I owe nothing. Evil will never worry me. I escaped this time. I'll escape every time from now on--- earlier.
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Lol cause you're still acting like you are... Sorry but no. You don't know how much you're about to eat this act.
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>>41519871
Hey man I'm just telling you what the math says, 250 years times 8.6 billion people is 2.6 trillion years in hell bare minimum.
That's not counting all the helpless chickens and vegetables you ate.
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(it literally takes me under an hour to do this. If my calculations are correct, that's soon).
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>>41519886
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What is the plan for today?
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>>41519915
I'm thinking about starting my octo lavo primarily fruitarian weight loss regime for more seriously.
By this time next year I will be 350 lbs lighter.
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>>41519915
Day three of staying away from the drink.
I want to be sober.
How about you, anon?
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wtf solipsism is clearly true it's not even about being selfish although that is one of the definitions it clearly is true...
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>>41518868
Necons all love DICK
Neolibs all love DICK
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>>41519615
>>41519626
Based
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>41519924
That's what the Bible, Buddhism, and probably everything else says since it was all written by the same guy.
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African fertility hops increase the size of labubu if you know what I’m sayin’
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>>41519940
>African fertility hops
burpees?
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>>41519946
No burpees are not jolting enough, but burpees are good too.
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>>41519922
You should.

>>41519923
I should stay sober too. I should be productive today. I need to get out of my head though. I feel the void pulling me away from reality
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https://youtu.be/W2u5nfnxWyU
>What if we find
>the sunlight draws a curtain
>Invoked to no reply?

https://youtu.be/s59eaiEMQVU

>we all know that dance
>Do those old boots
>Remember the steps?

https://youtu.be/CnChYjbEftU

>I am what you call
>Folly Go Darkly
>it’s nobody’s business but my own
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>>41519958
What hobbies do you have?
Do you like to create?
I'm trying to will myself into picking up my guitar.
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On why should I make a Suno song? Give inspiration please.
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>>41519707
heh thanks, it's fine I'm just in a mood. Cleaning's been fun and probably gonna go back to video editing soon here ^///^
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https://vocaroo.com/1b1uABpAYk8U

[Verse]
I walked in late
Coffee in hand
The clock was ticking
Oh the test was grand
My palms were sweaty
But my mind was clear
Rufus the sysadmin
My time is here

[Prechorus]
Keys clacking
Commands in sight
Code and configs
I’ll make it right

[Chorus]
Nobody thought I’d pass
Oh no
Not me
But look at me now
I’m the sysadmin king
You see
Nobody generals
They doubted my might
Now I’m reaching greater heights tonight

[Verse 2]
DNS puzzles and a firewall maze
Scripts to write in the server haze
Uptime's my anthem
Backups my tune
I’m dancing through code
Singing root's monsoon

[Prechorus]
Logs spinning
The data's tight
Config done
It’s shining bright

[Chorus]
Nobody thought I’d pass
Oh no
Not me
But look at me now
I’m the sysadmin king
You see
Nobody generals
They doubted my might
Now I’m reaching greater heights tonight
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>>41520027
editing is based, i hope you have fun

https://youtu.be/0Vfn8x1B6mI
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Since we're all blogging now I'm about to eat two egg in a breads and four boiled eggs with black coffee so I can get in shape like Garrotte (here's the supernatural part) and fuck ghosts.
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>>41520063
1 word: biokinesis
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>Looks at weights
OKAY FINE
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Even using Suno I lack inspiration to make new songs goddammit it's grim.
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>>41520063
I forgot how good shoulder lifts make me feel.
Thanks for the push.
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https://vocaroo.com/1bOB7NIZswKJ

[Verse 1]
Lead boots clanking down
Dark stairs spiral deep
Whispers all around
Secrets they will keep
Heavy armor cold
Brave heart starts to beat

[Prechorus]
Shadows dance and sway
Ritual begins

[Chorus]
Lead heart gold soul
Break the mold take control
Demon fear inside
Nowhere left to hide
Lead heart gold soul
Make me whole make me whole

[Verse 2]
Fire burns so bright
Alchemy takes hold
Screaming through the night
Stories to be told
Skin begins to shed
New light I behold

[Bridge]
Golden plates shine out
Fear is just a lie
No more doubt no doubt
Touching up the sky
Demons flee my sight
I am born anew

[Chorus]
Lead heart gold soul
Break the mold take control
Demon fear inside
Nowhere left to hide
Lead heart gold soul
Make me whole make me whole
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>>41520071
2 words: Expand Dong

>>41520075
>>41520084
We are getting PUMPED, JACKED, CUT, and RIPPED in the swolebody general.

https://youtu.be/8sHvWYAzIRo
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>>41519992
I haven't been able to spend real time with hobbies in a few years
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>>41518815
They’re scared of “her,” though. And I heard that shinebaum is now on “her” radar, along with her gang of thugs.
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>>41520071
man i just biokines'd all over the toilet bowl. im talkin sulphuric.
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>>41518800
>Better than being everything tapped by degens and satanists for most of yer life like me
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>>41520111
It's never too late.
Is there anything you wouldn't mind trying out?
Painting?
Woodcarving?
Getting jacked?
>>41520109
BOOM
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>>41520116
Who is her.. hollary clinton
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60jiUGPX8v8
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>>41520152
Nothing to concern yourself with
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>>41520149
I don't have time or space for hobbies. Until my project is done.
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the nono said no now know the nono said no now
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>>41520183
I understand, what is the nature of your project?
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Fart burned asshole
Stinky
§×>¦74$-()?#¿®¢[|÷;]¡¬|\\\
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Greys are fallen angels in a disguise made by our beliefs

They “jump” in
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>>41520251
You can turn them back, try it
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>>41520251
>made by our beliefs
and hypothetically if I mediate 8 hours a day on the idea of greys being incredibly lusty maidens?



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