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>Trackers:
https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP

1.Retrograde orbit aligns within 5° of the ecliptic; probability 0.2%.
2.July–Aug + early Nov 2025: showed a true sunward jet (anti-tail), not a geometric illusion.
3.Nucleus mass ≈106× 1I/‘Oumuamua and 103× 2I/Borisov, moving faster than both; probability <0.1%.
4.Arrival timing placed it within tens of millions of km of Mars, Venus, Jupiter and hidden from Earth at perihelion; probability 0.005%.
5.Gas plume: far more Ni than Fe (industrial-like Ni alloys) + Ni/CN ratio orders of magnitude above all comets incl. 2I/Borisov; probability <1%.
6.Gas plume: only 4% water by mass (vs water-rich normal comets).
7.Extreme negative polarization, unprecedented; probability <1%.
8.Arrival direction within 9° of the “Wow!” signal; probability 0.6%.
9.Near perihelion: brightened faster than any comet and was bluer than the Sun.
10.Sunward + anti-solar jets demand unrealistically large surface area to absorb enough sunlight for required sublimation.
11.Non-gravitational acceleration near perihelion implies ≥13% mass loss, yet imagery shows no breakup.
12.Tightly collimated jets hold orientation across ~106 km in multiple solar directions despite measured rotation.

>Other oddities:
The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506
Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection - use https://apokalypsis.net/ for Europe and https://ufobattler.com/ or https://nuforc.org/map/ for America/other
NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.
FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reporting
Livestream Link: https://www.youtube.com/live/A55SUq2eDXg
ignore the shills
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Even the questions are fake. NASA seriously needs to be defunded.
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>>41521891
>is it an alien spaceship?
>ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>41521891
BEHOLD
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NASA is gay
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Damn this completely tanked my faith in NASA.
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KIKES AND POO PARADED TO LIE TO YOU
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So I take it NASA is so obviously full of shit that they've just ended up making it look more suspicious?
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COMET COMET COMET COMET DID I MENTION ITS A COMET
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>>41521912
Yes.
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>>41521891
I really wanted Gillian Anderson to lick me and ultimately have sex with me. Please help me manifest. Please bro.
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Literally nobody believes them this is funny to watch
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>>41521905
>it's uhhhh different
>FOOD ANALOGY
>Got it, chud?
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>is it ayys?

>umm-umm
>baseball
>coffee
>geeking out

so...you'll talk about anything but ayys?
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>>41521891
"Who we are in this play"

t. nasa lead scientist about atlas
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nice pics you got there bros
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>>41521891
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT GOY
>YOU KNOW COFFEE, ITS LIKE THAT
>THE ANSWERS WIL COME IN TIME
>BUT WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN ANYWAY
>ITS ALL APIECE OF THE PUZZLE
>THATS NOT A P:UZZLE BECASUE WE KNOW FOR CERTAIN ANYWAY
>MORE GOYBUCKS PL0X
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>>41521891
What a fucking shit show, the third world mongoloids in the chat are having an absolute meltdown - you just know these people would get burned alive if this was done in front of a crowd.

Normies are getting fed up with the Jewery. Not good for the hat tribe.
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>>41521907
>>41521918
Time to defund NASA
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SOHO SUMATRAN JUICE
>WAY TOO EARLY TO PREDICT LOL BUT ITS A COMET IM TELLING YOU BRO
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>no size, no shape, no mass, but you know, you just feel its a comet, it doesnt look like one, but you can feel - its a comet
>t. top nasa scientist
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>>41521933
lmao that hag
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>>41521907
Clouds in space
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>>41521891
The crazy thing is, is that they didn't affirm it was a comet either. They just danced around it and just kept saying "comet comet comet" hoping that's what sinks in. They either:
>Have no idea what it is
or
>Know exactly what it is
Not sure which is worse.
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>>41521930
would make it 100x funnier if it was actually a comet (it's not)
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>>41521891
The funny thing is, coffee taste does inform you of the soil, weather, acidity and practices in farming. So even his food analogy is paper thin and not relevant. Every fucking thing they are saying is bullshit.
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This is the most dishonest thing I've ever seen. Lying by omission and word salad non answers.
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my expectations were low but holy bob saget these fags really can't even give more info than some jeet in his backyard
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>>41521933
The Ayyys should just turn on their RGB lighting turning their ship into a gaming PC and see what Nasa's reaction would be.
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angry astronaut ended his stream early, I'm pissed.

Dobsonian for the win
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>>41521891
Why do they need 2 administrators and 1 director to tell us that its just a ice rock comet thingy?

I expected some nerdy science guys. The leadership is just larping.
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HIRISE JUST DRIPPED
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COMET SCIENCE
>COMETARY OBJECT
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what is cometry
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Remember folks, if a government organization is pushing a narrative when they don't have definitive data to show it's what they're saying it is, rather than just saying they don't know, they FUCKING KNOW. If it's something they can't control, they lie.
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They're not even gonna mention the non-gravitational acceleration holy shit lmao.
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>>41521954
SCIENCE WIGGLES
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Even normies are gonna call bs on this propaganda. Lmao feel privileged peasants
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>>41521891
Whoa!
No disclosure! Big surprise.
Be sure to subscribe for the real disclosure in two more weeks!
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>>41521954
>the faces of /x/
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>>41521954
we're hitting levels of faggotry that shouldnt be possible
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>>41521925
They think we're retarded lmao. Who needed a coffee analogy to understand that things from other solar systems is different from things in our solar system
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>>41521953
Kek
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>>41521950
kek did he ragequit?
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>>41521923
dumb ai poster
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NASA is basically a daycare for old smug "scientist" like the ones on this panel
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>>41521948
like that inbreed cunt anton p*trov, even if an alien ship lands on their backyard and ayys start anal probing they will be telling its just a natural object, nothing more
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>>41521958
just some outgassing, goy, no need to worry...
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"Comet, comet, comet, comet, icy comet yes"
Lizards were panicking on stream, thinking about their futures as purses.
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couldn't watch anymore, not a single crumb of truth for humble goyim.
What's the point of lying if everyone even 20 iq jeets can tell?
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>>41521891
At least we know Atlas is not blue beans op

Government is denying it, not promoting it

This is in line with what glowniggers were pushing here

This makes analysis easier because we know what side the ZOG stands on
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>>41521970
kinda kek. left when he realized nobody was going to be straightforward.
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Just like the Epstein files will be totally available, right?
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I'm getting on the ships.
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Atleast this keeps the hype going. December 19th is the next significant date.
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>>41521910
Absolutely. This is so low-brow with the sports and coffee analogies.
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no real scientist in their right mind would ever say for sure what something is without concrete proof, they are literally admiting they have very limited information about while repeatedly saying it's a comet, that's such an obvious contradiction.
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damn, lizard got upset for a second there
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THE BIG COMET "FINDER"
KIDDOS!
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>>41521976
It hurts. They feed us lies while we starve for truth
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LMAO THE CALLERS FROM THE MEDIA KEEP ASKING WHAT IS DIFFERENT ABOUT THIS COMET AND THEY KEEP SAYING NOTHING
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Has there been a caller that hasn't called it a comet yet?
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Why are dissatisfaction posts being deleted?
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>>41521986
it's a shame. i grew up wanting to be a part of NASA
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>Hi, yeah, just calling to say thanks to confirm its just a rock and not artificial in anyway
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>comet comet comet comet comet comet comet >comet comet comet comet comet comet comet >comet comet comet comet comet comet comet
Do you know its a comet? Did I already sy comet? The comet 3I Atlas is a comet, definitely comet. We dont know the shape, size, or anything but its a comet doing comet things becasue its from outside the solar system just like a comet comet comet.
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>>41521948
We already know that their reaction will be to claim it's a comet.
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he did not like the anomaly question kek!
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>>41521953
Underrated holy shit
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Reptillian callee
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>>41521927
All the world's a stage, thoughbeist.
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>>41521907
>clouds in space
at least they used a more advanced pixelator than china, the tax dollars are doing some good
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>>41521971
Take meds
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>>41521976
"The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them."
as long as the power dynamics remain as they are and there are no consequences to them, it does not matter, and they will simply continue to lie
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>JETS
>DID IT EXPLODE???????
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh need more time bro
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Someone has to count how many times they say comet
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>>41521998
furry mods are really mad about the post count increase here thanks to /pol/tards
they did a furry spam campaign on aus/pol/ last night to vent their frustration
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...he forgot the question about the jets...

these guys suck, its definitely ayys now.
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>>41521976
plebbitors will buy it easily
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>>41521898
Haja i saw but hello? That cannot be all. Haha.
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>>41521999
Trips checked
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>>41522013
I forgot to say this is an artist rendition of those aboard 3i/Atlas
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>>41522019
Why not make an obnoxious thread on /trash/ to vent their anger instead?
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What did she mean by this?
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>>41521912
they have pretty much confirmed is ayyylmao to me. the question remains if they are coming here, or flying by though?
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>>41522026
me-oww
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>>41521953
Upboated
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>>41522021
Whatever it is, it's something they know would cause people to chimp out if they were honest.
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NON GRAVITATIONAL ACCELERATION WAS ASKED
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>>41521907
Are they serious? Unironically confirmed artificial object now if they're trying to say they were sitting on this
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why is this poo here? he's not saying anything
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O holy shit someone actually asked about it. Lets see em wiggle out of this.
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He is talking absolute nonsense. Every answer is. It could be X but i don't know. Lol the way they look at eachother like. We rehearsed this guys don't worry.
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>NON GRAVITATIONAL ACCELERATION
We looked closely at it because its a comet, comets do this all the time, its a comet, its a comet blowing off comet dust just like a comet being a comet totally normal comet like any other comet
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>>41522000
please do it ayys put down the space beer for a sec and do it
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why is this thread spazzing out for me
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if everything is fine why even the oldfag comet enthusiasts were puzzled by some of this? fucking fags
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>>41521999
Maybe this is a ritual to make people want to see it shut down and defunded, replaced entirely with the Space Force
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>>41522044
catalogue is fucked for no reason just ignore it bro. comet. comet. comet. comet.
>uh im not sure uh i dont know uh
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>>41521932
literally the same white smudge from the hirise pic, has 3i ever even been just white?
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>havent had time to look at the data yet uh but yeah comet for sure 100% comet
>we'll look into it
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>>41522044
Me too. They're glowing.
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why is only this thread doing fucky things right now?
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>>41522028
smug face too kek
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>>41522044
Reptillian Telepathic interference
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>>41522049
Holy fuck this post made this board throttle for a good 3 minutes
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>>41522063
Did somebody post something (((they))) didn't want posted?
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>/x/ is the only board getting lagged out
Not suspicious at all.
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smug assholes acted like they didn't understand the non-gravitational acceleration question.

fuck these losers.
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>>41522044
same wtf was that
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>>41522028
she says "kiss my cunt"
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>>41522063
(((them)))
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STUPID IDIOTS THIS IS HOW WE DO SPECTROSCOPY FOR AN OBJECT OF THIS TYPE
>WHICH IS A COMET
lol
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>>41522063
Only board on 4chan that I know of, but I could get anything on /x/ to load for a minute. /pol/ was working just fine. Idk maybe more anons are here than the other boards today.
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good to know it wasn't me having issues
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>>41522063
It's just a rock chud. The thread didn't freeze! You are imagining things!
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>>41521940
Imagine you act in Schools so, hahaha, no sorry Dude thats not an answer.
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>>41522044
It was failing to refresh for me too
Reptiles are throwing a tantrum over us being disappointed with their psyop
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either someone posted something dangerous for the goyim or it was a cohencidence
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>the non-gravitational acceleration was the same as what we've seen before in other comets
okay, which ones?
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>>41522072
If it really is over nothing then there's going to be agencies getting DOGE'd soon
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Pull it if they post it again.
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"An object of this type - which is to say a comet" fucking kek
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>i wanna know whether aliens are on it so i can get me some of that SWEET alien poontang
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>>41522027
because one aussie shitposter suffied their entire board
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>>41521950
He is good Guy! Dobsonian Poooowah! Supachaa!
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They never can say just 3I Atlas. EVERY fucking time they have to say comet.
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>>41521891
NASA IS FULL OF SHIT.
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>>41522093
THIS WAS THE BEST BIT
>did i say it was comet, better say it was comet
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They turned the YouTube chat off
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>US golems pay 70 millions a day for this

LOOOOOL
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>>41522088
We want names, coffee man
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All these curated and kosher questions from totally random callers.
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>>41522028
interdasting
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>>41522104
>we don't know what it looks like but here's a rock
awesome
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>>41522087
>>41522091
Yo wtf
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why is the poojeet not explaining anything?
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>>41522104
grey potato 3d asset
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>>41522104
3D renderings are not photographic images
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>>41522104
rockbros...WE EATING GOOD TONIGHT
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Isaiah, I can't refresh the page.
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>and now to explain to Gale from facebook why she's a stupid moron
>they call it space for a reason, because its mostly space

THANKS FOR THAT
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>>41521963
>private weekend
Kek.
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>>41522095
Alien poontang has teeth, evolutionary response.... dont ask me how i know.
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>>41522028
Are you kidding me?? They even mock us with their Masonic hand gestures. I hate these peopel
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>>41522118
>>41522118
>>41522118
>>41522118
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NASA is a joke dude. they just answered a question about if it was gonna hit a planet in our solar system. I guess they have to pander to the redditors
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>>41522111

Tripple digits. Reptillians confirmed
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The object. By which I mean a comet, as this is obviously a comet.
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"See, cattle? These totally random callers are all calling it a comet, don't you feel silly?"
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Scrub run.
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Just a rock. Go back to work.
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>>41522119
Would be a shame if it created radical nihilists who targeted space infrastructure for their attacks
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THE CUT
THE FUCKING EDIT CUT
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wait they really dont have more pictures? this is even clowner than I thought lmao
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>>41522128
>>41522093
>>41522079
>better say its a comet again JUST IN CASE
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>>41521891
"processing for an object of this type, which is to say a comet"

They have been drilled to say comet every 10 seconds

Scripted questions, e.g. asking about "the age of the comet". Even the questions have to use the word comet.
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>>41522038
He's got the gun under his coat to shoot them if they say anything not part of the (((official script))).
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what the fuck was that glitch in the stream?
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this is deadass the most pathetic and pettiest (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((press conference))))))))))))))))))))))) I have ever seen.
I'm getting on those ships.
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>>41521977
yup, that means it is ayyylmao 100%
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What the fuck, what did the stream just do? The fuck? Did anybody else see/hear that?
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>>41522091
I'm gonna do it as many times as I choose. You nor any of your colleagues can stop me this time. Never. Again.
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I can’t see the post ids anymore?
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woo!! another picture!!

>same bullshit image of a garage light that is blurred

ah...
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>>41522144
Edit cut. It's not live.
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>prerecorded frame missing

lmao
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>>41522112
he is busy trying to conceal his mental breakdown
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>>41522143
>This is what modern MIB look like
Disappointed
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Grains of sand on mars
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>>41522128
They only made this live to make a humiliation ritual. But it's so shit that nobody is buying it
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>>41522142
the ultrabased CBS reporter asked them straight up if it was an alien spacecraft and you can guess what the answer was

LOL
>WHY CANT WE GET A CLEAR PHOTO LMAO
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>>41522028
Anons, serious question, how many times have you been talking and you made this hand gesture naturally? Try it. It feels weird.
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>>41521982
i have a feeling the next significant date will be when we see it in the night sky with the naked eye
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>>41522123
Yeah the should do an Kickflip. Damn Harlot Nasa Whore Ass Bitch.
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>>41522038
affirmative action
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>>41522162
Maybe we're not the target of humiliation, but they are
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Some dude can take a better picture of it than you from his backyard, that's not an excuse.
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GG STREAM OVER COMET
THE OBJECT WHICH IS A COMET
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>>41522154
Lmao they can never do anything truthful.
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one based boomer caller and the last question was lmao she stopped half way once she realized but had to continue
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wait...it's actually over.

WTF WAS THAT BULLSHIT
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Dec 19th
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its over
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>that's it
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It’s painfully obvious they are reading off a script, especially the first smug fucker that was yapping. Look at the way their eyes are moving when they talk. Second they haven’t even addressed ANY of the anomalies, and now they’re taking questions from pre-selected people that won’t ask anything important and they will give their smug bs answers. Oh and if someone does ask about the anomalies they will make jokes and laugh to try to discredit the UAP disclosure movement just like I said they would in another thread before the stream started. Bastards.
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>>41522165
No i don't do there shit. They should fuck off and die. All of that Faggots.
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>>41522162
these things are there for historical record
something they can point to when necessary
has very little to do with being authentic or believable
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Refesh
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Wait, did they actually show the hirise pictures?
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make longneck people mainstream again

(NASA livefeed could have - at the least - showcase some of the Martian deadlife rocks again, so we don't feel this let down in the end)
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there is no way they actually believe that will put ANY theories of ayys to rest, right?
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COMET STATUS: OVER 9000% CONFIRMED
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... now what
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Was that a video cut?
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I'm telling the ayys to flay these guys first when they get here holy shit.
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>>41522193
Jeah, cool huehuehue...
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Question:

If this is a ice comet, why the high nickel amount?
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>>41522165
clearly something that is taught for public speaking
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Hello?
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>>41522104
this is definitive proof that 3i/atlas is just a rock, ayybros btfo
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>>41522193
HIRISE is not meant to catch fast moving comets only stationary planets
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Someone go fucking break into NASA and find the server for us already. Fuck this shit. They're not area 51.
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>>41522198
It sure was, shit was prerecorded, probably to make sure they didn't bumblefuck and say "ship" instead of comet which is why they say comet literally every 5 seconds.
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Did anyone do a "comet" count? Those weren't rookie numbers.
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Pre recorded “live” stream
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>>41522184
>Dec 19th
>Stewart Swerdlow believes, according to intelligence sources, that there are conflicting agendas of extraterrestrials ranging from one extreme to the other, between saving the Earth or destroying it. Let's understand the origin of this counterintelligence misinformation. Stewart Swerdlow believes there is a divergence regarding the action that extraterrestrials should take in relation to Earth. This decision, according to him, will be defined on December 19th, when the 3IAtlas is closest to Earth.
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>>41521918
>>41522193
behold
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>>41522215
yes. it's exactly cut down to 60 minutes
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>>41522206
I get that but we didn't have to wait one and half months for a blurry picture being hyped up.
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>>41521904
Truman Show at scale
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>>41522201
It's like coffee from a different coffee store, the science is settled, chuddie.
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>>41522209
>They're not area 51
You missed some news:
>The White House in August quietly rebranded NASA as an intelligence and national security organization
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Damn even /x/ jeets are better than NASA ones. They take better pictures.
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Ngl the fallout of this is entertaining. These idiots at nasa are supposed to be smart.
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>>41522222
Checked
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>>41522038
token diversity, are we sure hes a poo and not a jew?
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>>41521918
Clouds in space, man. Knew space was fake.
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NASA (((scientists))) be like
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LLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
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>>41522222
Checked
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Dear viewers
Did you know that space


is big?
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>>41522226
Ahhhhh interesting. Ty anon. They are area 52/53 now.
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Its confirmed they are worthless ass bitches and they think the People are all dumb.
NASA KYS!
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>NASA tells you it's a rock
>"NO IT CANNOT BE A ROCK IT CANT I NEED IT TO SHAKE UP MY SHITTY LIFE IT'S ALIENS THEYRE LYING YOU'LL SEE IN 2 WEEKS"
>it's a rock, just passes by like the other 20 times this has happened before
>"THEY JUST GOT LUCKY/THEY MADE A DEAL WITH THEM/NEXT TIME FOR SURE"


I'm not saying aliens don't exist because they obviously do, I'm not saying NASA has never covered anything up, but there's much more important ayy stuff to talk about instead of info and footage that's out of your depth because you have zero experience or knowledge in the subject.
But of course you dumb niggers will just jump me with "FED FED GLOWIE"
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>>41522222
shit, seps do declare
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>>41522223
Avi Loeb was anticipating HIRISE images but he of everyone should know it was going to be useless images...interesting
https://avi-loeb.medium.com/hirise-images-of-3i-atlas-are-expected-to-be-released-in-a-few-days-c2974eb67063
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>>41522209
It's always been funny that they're never target for attack by foreign powers
It's not like they're an anchor for an artificial firmament field or anything
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So anyway that was a pretty typical NASA briefing where they really had nothing new - some blurry ass HIRISE and SOHO JUICE pics - but figured the most important thing was to tell retarded Americans on Reddit that they THINK its a comet at this current time but dont REALLY know but they want you to KNOW that they KNOW that its a comet
>tldr was a public outreach event for basic education on comet science
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there weirdest thing about all of this is that this thread lost connection during the NASA livestream
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>>41522235
They are the same!
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>>41522222
Checked
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>>41522237
Loeb must be fuming right now
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Well at least we now know there are things called "space wiggles"
your tax dollars at work
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>>41522235
So the pic was October 2…they activated the planet defense after these pics were taken.
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So they recorded this cringe fest for a blurry zoomed in image with worse detail than what we already have. That image was barely worth showing. Should of just posted that shit on x and called it a day. which makes this even more suspicious. Absolute clown show.
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>>41522241
2 things:
1) you are a glowie
2) are you honestly satisfied with that stream?
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>>41522241
>because you have zero experience or knowledge in the subject

Brother like 70% of american males grow up obsessed to an autistic degree about space exploration, shut the fuck up with your projection. We're not stupid.
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>>41522241
Isaiah your shift ended 33 minutes ago, I'll take it from here
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>>41522248
Guess they got a bit annoyed with us shitting on them in chat. Or they logged all our IPs.
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Holly shit
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>>41522246
It makes me trust Russia and China to provide the goods instead
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>>41522241
Welcome back, did your tard wrangler tell you to just let the thread be while the pre-recorded video was being "streamed"?
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>>41522260
or a meido is fucking with you niggas
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What makes you so convinced its lmaos, besides ingent quantities of copium?
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>thought it was a shitty photo
>enlarged it
>FUCKING
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>>41522260
Maybe both
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>>41522260
For the record, I do believe NASA's explanation that Atlas is just some rock, a special one at that, and not some alien thing. And I would also like to clarify that I was joking when I said NASA should be defunded.

I just want that on the record
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>>41522266
haven't you heard bro its absolutely a comet
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>>41522270
I'm not joking. I think we should launch them all at the sun and study their perihelion.
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>>41522270
traitor
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>>41522266
no one is convinced its ayys.
we dont know what it is, that's the point
where there is the unknown there is speculation, so ayys naturally come up
it stems wholly from the lack of information, and NASA seems to be doing their best to perpetuate the cloak of silence
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>>41522262
China's image was even more pixellated and Russia hasn't said a fucking thing, get better material.
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Bets for that this is real?
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>>41522248
other threads did too- the two i was in timed out repeatedly, i didn’t know the nasa stream was even going on until i checked bc they were down
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>>41522266
Nothing really. What I AM convinced of is that this stream was a house of LIES
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>>41522258
>american males
White males
fixedthatforyou
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>>41522278
Brother, at least half of us think it's ayys. Go make a thread on /sci/
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>>41522271
NASA is pointless if it can't do better than a Sunday morning children's educational show
It's a waste of resources in every form
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>>41522266
aliens are real
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>>41521891
What would be the right time to get into a panicked frenzy
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>>41522280
It matches up with the actual higher quality pics we've gotten well before they came out, so I'm thinking it's probable.
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Increase the original photo, I'm serious, there's some shit similar to what we saw in the leaked images
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Has anyone got a webm of the glitch?
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>>41522279
I'd still trust them to exploit this
China in particular could blame capitalism for a lack of interest in greater space
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>>41522244
he did know it would be like this now he can dab on them
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>>41522291
18 years ago. But the second best time is now.
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>here's your comet goym, now stop asking questions and go back to work
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AVI LIVE REACTION AT DOBSONIAN STREAM
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>>41522291
Never, the worst thing you could do in any situation is lose yer shyt
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>>41522284
Absolutely. It's just an example
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>>41522292
No.
It’s literally a grok ai enhanced image
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Avi Loeb was live 30 minutes ago. Just go back around 30 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/live/oanWlb4u3k8
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>>41522280
It is real

Ray took multiple images with 5 orbs orbiting the object. His set up only costs $4k. Nasa has telescopes worth over $100 billion and can zoom in on sun spots, grains of sand on mars and jupiters moons. Yet we get a blurry image of an object between the sun and earth
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>>41522280
Look at this. What do you see?
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Another day passes by with nothing happening. Next date?
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>>41522285
No, becasue i like to speculate.
we dont know, so there is a non-zero chance of it being aliens until we have more information
suspension of disbelief is the only thing keeping this place running
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>>41522307
AVI LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJbFEwp3bU
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>>41522307
https://youtu.be/ikJbFEwp3bU
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>>41522296
They'd already be doing that if that were the case, them being silent at such a perfect opportunity to dunk on the westoids is extremely telling. These fucks know this is something that would cause societal disruption if they told the truth.
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>>41522316
stuff is happening, it's just being blacked out in our viewing area
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>>41522313
All that money and they can't figure out how to adjust ISO or shutter speed
Just great
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>>41522317
Your opinions are not shared and your inability to recognize that when we can, renders your judgment useless. Reflect.
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>>41522313
maybe thats just how it looks, surrounded by a gas.
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>>41522270
kek
bravo anon that should keep them off your trail.
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>>41522321
They only care about the reaction of the Chinese
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>>41522316
I think big date December 19th, closest to Earth
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>>41522306
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>>41522252
Yeah, NASA is saying fuck you to the scientific community. Surely they have higher resolution images than that
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Bitch, am I fucking invisible to you? Open this image, you'll be surprised.

There is one very important detail in the new image from NASA. Just take a closer look at the area highlighted in red
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Avi looks pissed off.
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>>41522270
i fully endorse all my views and comments
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>>41522333
Lying out your ass with that one.
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>>41522241
Yes, and?
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>>41522327
so just scream
>it's ayys
over and over no matter what happens?
you sir don't even know what paranormal means and give /x/ a bad name
I want to believe until the government tells me they are real. then i am 100% its not ayys
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>>41522306
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Seriously now, it's obvious it's a comet so why are we still pretending here it's not a comet when it really is just a comet?
Can we stop with this nonsense already and just admit it's a comet a be done with this comet already?
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>>41522318
is the audio super scuffed or is that my end
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i want an body language expert to analize those nasa clowns are the conference when they were talking
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>>41522361
no it is scuffed
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>>41522346
>it's just a smudge on the lens, chuddie
>no we won't bring up how the amateur pics had those too
>The science is settled
>[food analogy]
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You faggots, none of you even enlarged the image, what are those three dots next to the atlas?
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>>41522360
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>>41522346
you retarded fuck, what we're suppose to see there?
say it you fucking cryptic dogfucker
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>>41522357
You're fuckin retarded and contrarion for no point
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>>41522358
LMAO STOP
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>>41522290
what happened to these ayys after they crashed their ship in the back yard?
hitchhike across the border?
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>>41522375
>contrarion for no point
>lets just say its ayys even if it turns out it isn't
u h huh
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A non larp happening finally.
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>>41522358
Kek, keep going anon
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>>41522358
kek
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>>41522372
Hes saying there is 3 orbs there like the cassandra leak image
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>>41522290
Jeffery Dahmer's freezer?
Anon's room tonguing anus?
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>>41522282
If any ayys are reading this: I will gladly help you out instead of the occupation regime that is lying to us
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You fucking morons, stop talking nonsense. Look at the original photo from NASA, what are those three dots next to the "comet"? We've seen exactly the same three balls orbiting Atlas in the leaked images that have been circulating for weeks.
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I enhanced the NASA HiRise image. Essentially inverted the colors to a negative.

I'll post this in the new thread too.
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>>41522393
>>41522397
The thingies...
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>>41522388
Checked, fuckin legendary
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>>41522292
Exact.

>>41522294
Exact. But HiRISE Pic sucks, anyway.

They are clearly hiding this Pictures from far more advanced Camera Tekniks.
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>US time: 4:20PM
>Loeb's clock: 3:50
(the long hand isn't the seconds hand, the short one moves fast)
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>>41522388
NEXT OP IMAGE
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>>41522402
Gosh, is he okay?
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>>41522306
>>41522358
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>>41522360
really? you think that shitty 1 hour slopfest, with 2 blurry ass images was enough to settle it?
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>>41522313
I watched also Ray, i was the Skizo that has posted him here for the First time.So far as i know. Cause that is what i do, i found some credible stuff and then share it immediatly.
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>>41522406
anon, you should realise there are several time zones in USofA
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>>41522406
Some anon said it was 30 mins ago, dobman is replaying it to the people
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>>41521929
This underated post should be the next thread image>>41522409
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>>41522385
They left. 2nd one was coming shortly after.
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>>41522397
orb bros we stay winnin
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COFFEE FROM A DIFFERENT SUPERMARKET GIVES ME GOOSE BUMPS AND THE SCIENCE WIGGLES
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>>41522346
Some Niggas won´t see it.
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Blind bastards, you're the children of whores, I'm the only one who noticed it, and none of you degenerate assholes even bothered to look at it.
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>>41522414
I think that was tongue-in-cheek about how often the fluoride squad repeated the word "comet"
I can tell from seeing quite a bit of sarcasm in my time.
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>>41522397
I think you should post it 10 more times.
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>>41522416
Ok but the minutes should still be :20 right?
>>41522417
But dobsonian pulled it up as soon as the interview ended, did Loeb see it beforehand?
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>>41522424
Calm down anon, we're busy wanting to lynch lizard kikes
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I hate the jews so much its unreal.
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>>41522346
I also bet that NASA has overseen it :D otherwise the had it Photshopped.
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>>41522425
ah, fair. been hit with so many poorly trained glowies the last few threads, I couldn't tell.
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>>41522413
Heh
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>>41522280
Matches up
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>>41522429
You are right, it makes no sense
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>>41522434
henlo ESL fren
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>>41522429
>did loeb see it beforehand
yes, the fox station that is interviewing him were live, and streamed NASA as well. safe to say Loeb saw it too, and is giving his opinion.
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The science wiggles!
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NASA absolutely does modify their images, Avi is dodging hard right now.
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>>41522424
You effort is mightier then thos degenerated harlots!
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>>41522222
Holy check em
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>>41522447
>the science is wiggled
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>>41522424
There's not enough definition in that blurry piece of shit for you to see anything, schizo. Meds.
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>>41522443
Then the NASA interview was pre-recorded?
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>>41522165
just tried it before seeing this comment and had the same thought feels werid af
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>>41522448
he has to, he probably didn't realize that NASA was going to stonewall this hard.
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>>41522421
Morgellons?
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>expecting info on 3i/atlas
>get a lecture on coffee instead
american taxes at work gentlemen
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>>41522397
Yea I see it
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>>41522424
I see it
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I fucking told everyone NASA ain't going to show us shit.

I said it would just be a blurry whited out splotch.

They airbrushed the fuck out of that picture.
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>>41522294
yeah you could still see the circling objects in china mars flyby so i guess nasa went with the fog/cloudy sky bullshit. but you're right, you can still make some details out, hopefully an image expert can tease us something out of it.
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"We have to trust the NASA scientists" He's compromised.
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new bread
>>41522475
>>41522475
>>41522475
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>>41522028
Would this frog reptilian
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>>41522472
Makes you wonder why
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Does someone know how to read gestures to know if someone is lying? They should send this NASA conference to some channels that analyzes it.
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>>41522438
good catch
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>>41522438
Yep, completely. Something else had me complete overwhelmed.
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>>41522222
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>>41522457
Yeah, I think he expected to be thrown a small bone, but there was nothing new at all.
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>>41522441
>ESL
What is ESL come enlighten me.
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>>41522453
You are sure an hadrcore glowie nigga :D fuck of u blind swine. U had clearly have not an Argusauge xDDDD
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>>41522503
english second language. also google is right there anon
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>>41522311
cope
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>>41522510
Get off my internet and go back to your third world shithole.
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>>41522503
>extraterrestrial space ligma
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>>41522503
english as a second language i've let you know what certain words mean in previous threads
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>>41522360
comet is the new rock
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>>41522465
Good Guy! I´m proud of you!
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>>41522368
the same 3 (5) dots in the "fake leak" and jeetrays pics
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>>41522520
Hahaha you wish go coping Faggot and whine in the Corner you Vatniknigger!
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>>41522388
someone with shoop skills do him with reptilian eyes kek
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>>41522522
Hahaha well well i am afraid, not.
>>41522531
Thank you Dude! I appreciate!
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>>41522424
2bh it wouldn't surprise me if it was just a blurred version of the image on the right
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>>41522397
You have no idea how close or far away those "dots" are from the actual thing.
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>>41522355
gigabased
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>>41522478
Nasty
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I called it.
I told you they would provide no HD photos (we know they're capable of doing that). I told you they would lie n just say "it's a comet". NASA=SATAN

Why are we paying billions in taxes to them?? I rather give that money to dobsian power. His pictures are WAY BETTER
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>>41522828
What would define HD for you? Pictures of comets are extremely hard to get legitimate clear images of.
Schizo
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>>41522564
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>>41522894
False there's HD IMAGES of Hailey comet. HD images of comet lemon.

Look glowing buzz off.
You ain't fooling anyone anymore
Your times up bucko
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>>41522894
How come 2 guys from youtube who snap photos from their backyard have BETTER images then NASA????
We're paying billions to see a pixel
Thanks SATAN you fagt
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>>41522104
Welp that's that, time to go to bed boys.
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>>41522134
please don't hurt the equipment and launch sites, we can use them for their intended purpose but not if they're needlessly fucked up
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>>41522333
checked but the CCP definitely cares about pissing off the west/US by breaking whatever agreement all govts have and disclosing ayyylmaos
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>>41522911
>>41522924
this is the clearest image of the 15km haily comet
and its only because of us having a probe 600km away from it
we are, at the very least, imaging something 3x smaller than it, off gassing more which makes absolute definition harder to see, and it was 18.6 million miles away from it compared to the 600km distance mentioned earlier

comet lemon is extremely bright and was visable to the naked eye. it distance was 56 million miles away
3i/atlas is currently over 320 million miles away. Thats 5.7 times the distance. And I know you schizos ignore this a lot, but light does not dim through distance at a linear scale Light's intensity follows the inverse square law. So its gona be fucking hard to get good hd pictures from something so fucking far away.
you absolute RETARDS/
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also, 3i atlas having multiple jets isnt new or never seen before
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>>41523589
>1986

Disregarding the substantial improvement in our technology.

>>41523607

Nobody ever said other comets didn't have jets. It's the lack of stippling that's the issue: Indicates they are static on something that is 'spinning, shidding, and farting'. A3=0 even with all that.

Nice try.



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