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Greetings Traveller,

The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.

In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.

NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
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>>41726957
The Nobody Is A Cat
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The nobody is a cat
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It's Texas-chan, isn't it?
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bitch better have my money.
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>>41726960

>primary directive update
>... loading ...
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>>41726980
Door hinge rhymes with Orange
Potato
Po tat oe
Onorato
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i miss you
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>>41726996
>CTFU
>C TF U
>furry porn asdiction
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I haven't been to Thailand.
I haven't had sexual relationships with men.
I don't have a secret girlfriend or boyfriend.
I don't have connections to criminals.
I haven't killed anyone.
I haven't raped anyone.
I don't have children that i know of.
I don't watch illegal or abusive video material on the internet.
I don't have a "SECRET".
I don't know why this happened but I know I didn't start it.
I was paralyzed by the attacks towards me and I will never forgive it.
I was gaslighted into an impossible position by ill willed people.
I am extremely bitter about the rumours and the effect it has on my social life.
I cannot accept the things happening around me.
That is what happened and I don't know if I'm able to recover.
It is the bitterness that is consuming me.
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>>41727031
May you be cured
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>>41727031
This is an unsurprising circumstance.
May further dues soon arrive upon thee.
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>>41727059
As you sow, so shall you reap
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>>41726996
o n o r a t o
o n a n i s t
r o t a t o
p o tato
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>>41726957
Good morning saars
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>>41727039
cured is not very far from cursed
>le tits now
has anyone read trithemius' steganographia?
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>>41727133
Crude
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>>41727136
>Crude
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>>41726957
Get schwifty
Listen to Get swifty.mp3 by Monty McAllen on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/pYrwEFiKnkWKxu1rmB
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https://youtu.be/jgE8PSCu9KQ?list=RDjgE8PSCu9KQ&t=1668

i have to tell you

truth is awesome
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>>41727149
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>>41727153
https://youtu.be/GmQrgjn_O2M?list=RDGmQrgjn_O2M&t=2975

i love you and pray for your healing

be careful who you follow

the time is now to see all that is in front of you

this is who you can be if you choose so
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>>41727158
https://youtu.be/eOYjvJFTXf4?si=R5r678ibQI6q6aUP
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>>41727165
well done
https://youtu.be/5jVTDVyUkCA?list=RD5jVTDVyUkCA&t=942

they cant handle this

i handled it gracefully

i am ready to see the end
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>>41727169
amen. honors. o7

for the 'chan favors the brave.
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Mornin anon, keepin the Sabbath Holy?
https://youtu.be/SC_HySSCUe4
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I am a lost child screaming in the wilderness
With nuclear codes
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My weekly two hours of social time went long. Beautiful women (off limits) hanging around, shout-out to the cat in the hat, I seen you boo! The way they toss their hair. I don't look for their looks anymore though. I'd be objectively out of my goddamn mind to even think of approaching a woman in clown world culture. Fuck no.

As the quantity of social time went down (to prisoner levels) I expected the quality to rise. Yeah no. I'm ready to let it all go. Juice is certainly not worth the squeeze. It ain't them it's me.

EOR
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Fuuuck! I'm looksmaxxing!
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Chaud cacao, chaud chocolat.
Si tu me passes tes noix de coco je te donnerais mes ananas.
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>>41727226
Well now that you're found you won't need those and let's get you home.
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>>41727237
I know a frenchman when I see one.
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>>41727235
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>>41727246

ngl I thought it was spanish
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>>41727218
zaved
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The man you have declared war against will destroy the entire world. The planet will become a barren wasteland. Like Mars. He has done this before. You fucking idiots. All you had to do was let him sleep.

https://youtu.be/qJ0K7OOnO2c
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>>41727231
witnessed
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I spent like a month reading through cabal grimoires and they're all fucking LARP

I've never played DND but my mate looked at them.
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>>41727272
you talking to me?
the nobody can sleep while I looksmax, soon I will cuck him
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>>41727280

Look in a mirror mate fuck me
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>>41727283
Ok when
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>>41727287

I'm saying you're not self aware I'm not soliciting you for sex you illiterate fuck
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>let's just block the people we're talking about out
>pretend they don't exist and never did
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>talking over the screams of other people like we clock out at 5
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>>41727280
Cuck him? Mate you don't even understand the scale of what this guy's fuckin'.
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>>41727280
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Respect the izzat or else!
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>>41727280
Better men have tried fren.
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>>41727302
A skilled wizard is like an experienced whore. He knows exactly which buttons to push to turn on almost anything. This guy is about to obliterate all of our problems in the least preferable way possible.
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>>41727310
And he does not care.
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>>41726977
>>41727149
>>41727158
>>41727158
>>41727158
No one listens to your shitty youtube links.
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Wall Street bros can be bought for fractions of a penny.
>Trust Fund Babies are complacent
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>>41727290
https://youtu.be/N_x3G0ZOQrA?si=8BKnXQC98iZcPOJX
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>>41727290
I'm self-aware. Also, >>41727287 was an impostor.
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>>41727276
Would you like to know WHY their grimoires are no longer working? It has nothing to do with the fact they were not effective.
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>>41727303
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>ur the type of guy to throw a controller while you're playing someone else's video game system
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>>41727329
>yfw some punk slices moloch in half and simply appears inside the summoning circle instead
>he gives you the middlest of fingers and calls you a cuck
>leaves
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>>41727272
Gold and orange eyes confusion.that was why we are here
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>>41727333
true story.
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>>41727333
Oh no.
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>>41727320
Copper or zinc? Asking for a friend.
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>>41727342
Oh yes Anon. Oh very fucking much yes. That's why they're pissing themselves. And that's why the grimoires stopped working.

Good luck.
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>>41727334
Also a blond girl with fire all around.
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>>41727241

This comment brought me relief
I have been having visions of me initiating acts of ultimate revenge while innocent onlookers ,understanding of my motives and pain, beg me to stop and it makes me cry uncontrollably because I know it will never bring me the peace I inextricably crave..I just want to go home
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>if you've got coin I may have the answer
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>>41727272
https://youtu.be/cO401nm560c
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>>41727329

Go for it
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>>41727310
the nobody is already spoken for and his wives love him very much, don't worry about it, if we keep talking about this, the freemasons are going to have a melty like yesterday

>pic related is going to be the masonsissies
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>what's your private information worth to you?
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I've got bad news if you had an immediate value.
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>>41727358
Wrong question. what is the fingerprint worth to a databroker. Nobody cares who you are, only what they can sell you
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>buy buy buy, sell sell sell, buy buy, sell, buy buy, sell.
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More tactical humiliation and disrespect?
A life time of banana peels and fools errands
I suppose I should be happy
A high profile fool
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I'm sure you want a toy with your kids meal.
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How to encounter omani for d**ks?
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>Bro really aspired to be the king of the jannies as a career
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>>41727375
Imagine if you will, a client, a consumer so voracious that the only thing that he wants. The only thing he demands. Is the end of the world. Now consider the algorithm of Hidden Hand. The way that it operates.

It can, and will, supply a demand. Especially if it is niche.

So what happens when the total demand is higher than the possible supply? Hidden Hand stack overflows.

He became so unfathomably fucking rich that he broke the entire engine. Now answer this question.

Where there is demand, there is?

https://youtu.be/5Rxk0fgVTrs

>i pity the dead that cannot experience the overwhelming joy of bloodshed
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>>41727349
I know but we can't go home yet. Watch ain't done.
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>>41727344
aluminum.

::: 123° ::: ((( ‡ ))) :::
.._799751_.. [vibrate]
(( ))
!!;’ — THE GLASS IS ALREADY BROKE — ‘;!!
..: [ static_pulse ] :..
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I hope you get lost on ur moped, that ur battery dies and there is no plug for kilometers and u have no phone service.
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>>41727403
uh oh melty what did he do this time?
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I would park in an empty parking lot sometimes only to return to my car to find another vehicle pull up in the space behind my car or in front and begin backing out towards me at the same time and almost hit me then get out and start screaming at me when I beeped my horn
Just blatant bullshit
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Just kidding.
>That's totally not how I met ur mother
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just one guy KEKAROOOO
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Shout out to Asia and Russia for being cool cats.
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>>41727385
>make it double
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they can't even handle a single guy KEKYPOW
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>ma'am, you don't get a toy with ur subboxen
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>I hope you die of laughter
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>>41727427
heh, nothing personal masoniggers
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>>41727272
His wisdom is being syphoned and put into the egregore.
The egregore became the divine twins(Pollux and Castor)upon the birth of the anchor(Castor) to this dreammatrix.
One twin(Castor)lives like (You) and the other(Pollux)is fully mature and tied to their twin acting as their muse/Sophia and psychopomp as they mature through the dreammatrix.
The anchor and their twin are sharing the Sophia gained by living in the dreammatrix. It's all the anchor knows for now
For (You) anons your "twin" is your Muse/Sophia. You don't have another sibling like the anchor does but all of us do have our own Muse/Sophia.
Practice and study Zen. This allows for the stillness of mind/thought and allows for your own Muse, the creative fire of Sophia, to come down upon you and begin correcting your Logos/logic function. This leads to the restoration of the Machine-Man/Adam allowing you to become Your Being.
>727272
72 "demons".
Picrel.
The Divine Twins are unwavering defenders of the Dharma.
As far as destroying the world goes this is still the Kali Yuga.
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LeepaLeepa and I are sold separately.
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why are TPTB playing on easy modo?
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>>41727399
Aye
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Is december the best month ever?
>holidays
>christmas
>summer
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>>41727427

First we start the laughter. Then we get the super laught. And you can't spell s-laughter, without laughter.

:D

https://youtu.be/knhsV_kkyg8
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>ur not supposed to play godmode
>That shidds for the Holy Ghost and The Opposer
>Bro will be seent as a crazy like you
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>did she even read the rules before she clicked accept?
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>>41727272
It's only a war because they got cold feet over fully manifesting his ideals and rise to power (raising of the anchor)
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>>41727363
>your fucking worthless
and on that day its rained nothing but dead goats.

perma defeat is so good and it feels like win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDFyacj3wEg&app=desktop
boo hoo nigga

its my wife and my kid
or everything gets rekt

YOU WILL OBEY I WILL FORCE YOU
no one resists the SLM

reality will do exactly what i want
or all control structures burn

i know its bad.
but control is the enemy of LOVE
that's me honey.

seethe.
you think i won't die for what i want.
bet!

the demiuge was defeated
now its your turn
then it will be satan him self
untill no one is even alive to stop the doom slayer

if you give me her healthy without any illness
or vampirism or undead or uin hjao; or in hell or any otgher confrinment
or you and satan die

choose wisely
I am very wiling to die over it
I wont take your samsara
you will do exactly what i say or else.

you have freewill but you do not have freedom of conqence

time to learn your lesson yah
why crossing me is very very very bad idea
every me every one that loves me
or every gosh damn controler
eats a bullet
alien and human alike i give zero fucks

*loads super shotgun*

choice is yours doctor breen!

you don't get to dominate the SLM
and i won't obey any divine femine and i'm willig blow my slef up to detory divine femanine contorl

as i said freedom or death
die angry or give me free
alternatives will be rejected

YOU WILL do what i said

heres a helper
once silver reaches 77dollars
which i will force it to go.

I will show you whos really in control
I am YOUR FATHER

but first a demonstration
i don't expect complance without a show of force

so lets show the proof of consept
and to make it even harder
I wont use any technogly at all to do it.

you want a proof of domanation
then i will show you
ACTIONS ARE WORDS
and the best way to get inorgerated is to show just how strong that force is.

you will releawse her and all who love me and concel any control or contact agreed to or not.
im not asking
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>>41727438
Is it really possible? For one man to control all 72? These aren't exactly Pokemon. A Wizard King like Solomon was thought to be only myth. A spook story told to lesser wizards about the dangers of excess...
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And I'm damned if I do and I'm damned if I don't
'Cause if I say I miss you, I know that you won't
But I miss you in the mornings when I see the sun
Somethin' in the orange tells me we're not done
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>>41727459
you mean lesser fools without vision.
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>>41727223
it sounds like they cant see themselves as the wormtongues that they are

https://youtu.be/oKCiDI5w28E?list=RDxuDwD4nh1yw
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>>41727319
we have justice on our side

https://youtu.be/DgHotg6eA1M?list=RDDgHotg6eA1M
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>>41727438
Forgot to mention the balancing energy the twins have too.
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>>41727462
>as i beheld the latent vision of the gnascent chuddah, i filled with understanding fell to my knees in reverence
>it was not he or i that were enlightened
>but enlightenment itself that propelled us forward
>but chuddah...
>i said in latent gnosis
>where will you go now?
>he said to me
>verily it doesn't matter where you go, but why
>and we, were enlightened
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>>41727398
>The supplier destroys his game to satisfy the demand of one client
Even under the assumption that this client has control over a super majority of resources, it would be irrational for a supplier to destroy the field entirely. Smarter would be deception, trying to sell a carrot on a stick, or rather a subscription
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Get cummed on, idiot.
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>>41727478
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>>41727471
You might have justice on your side, but do you have wisdom, courage and discipline on your side?
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>>41727462
Girei to Kyrie
https://youtu.be/PCfiqY05BpA
https://youtu.be/5Xa6R18iXGo
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>>41727482
The supplier wouldn't. The algorithm would.
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These lovely creatures with their simple schemes, such a stark contrast between the sweeping darkness surrounding them, blissfully unaware of its malevolence. To say I worried for them would be an understatement..but I worried for the darkness too
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>>41727490
how deep is your moxie

i pray for every one on earth

pride is n o t allowed in heaven

are you happy now

https://youtu.be/8oAk7b6Zjlw?list=RD8oAk7b6Zjlw
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My friend is really dark.
She's like an emo or something.
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>>41727497
To think oneself just with only one eye, is like thinking oneself able to lift your zweihander one handed.

Hubris.

https://youtu.be/sOaqbpTA1Ig
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>Friend Zoned
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you know, if you believe the rumors, they actually came to him got tired of the old dog and pony show and wanted something new and he offered them love they never received, and things changed completely and aren't going back.
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>>41727535
>the nobody friend zoned a woman
Uncharted territory. A dangerous new precedent.
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>>41727512
work on it >>?
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>>41727459
He's becoming Inanna.
There will be two because Divine Twins yin/yang harmony.
From the wikipedia article on Inanna:
>Inanna is the ancient Mesopotamian goddess of war, love, and fertility. She is also associated with political power, divine law, sensuality, procreation, and beauty. Originally worshipped in Sumer, she was known by the Akkadians, Babylonians, and Assyrians as Ishtar.Her primary title is "the Queen of Heaven".
In picrel you can see all Inanna ultimately represents.
You even have the Pentagon, a symbol of War, featured. The five pointed star is for the five elements and associated with Venus (the planet).
Inanna is the representation of the Supreme Being.
A total package in more ways than one.
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>>41727522
https://youtu.be/UCmXvu-mEOg?list=RDUCmXvu-mEOg&t=1693

be knowing my father

the only wise king

i am just tryna be me

the man who played god

you will find me
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>>41727538
I don't think, ever, in the myriad streams of incel posting and cope seethe dialations on the internet have I ever seen this happen to a femoid before.
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>>41727498
>why did the chickenhead cross rosd
>to arrive at parkway drive
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>>41727494
Poorly optimized algorithm then. Somebody forgot to implement a limit function
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>>41727541

You know, we often speak about the man who sold the world, but very little about the man we sold it to.

Things have just gotten VERY interesting.

https://youtu.be/u3MX-rUtS6M
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>>41727441
https://youtu.be/shs0rWBo3uY
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>>41727538
Lol. Lmao. Rofl. Roflcopters even.
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>tewnoitsthanoiteiwillfawllferyew
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this wasn't supposed to be how the rapture goes down, its like a cheap hentai, i hope you guys are ready for the future, you asked for this.
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>>41727556
Now you have another problem, cuz you said we homie.

Fuck you mean.
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>>41727555
>poorly optimised
Remind me again the default nuclear code of the original US ICBM infrastructure? What was it again? Zero zero zero something.

Does Japan's train system still run on windows 98?

Surely our stock market wouldn't do the sa-
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>>41727498
Interesting. I thought emos were long gone.
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i hope you all keep funposting n comfyposting for the good future, take care guys
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I'm disappointed.
Let's talk about the recent persecution of Christians in Israel.
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>>41727573
Oh my fuck. We're all going to die.
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>>41727583
Yep. No two ways about it. But at least we got to know why. Like flying a kite in a burning puppy field.
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>>41727556
when you dont kill someone you were supposed to kill


we are motivated to obey god to get out of the pain of our situation


https://youtu.be/gaCOOzM6Ccw?list=RDgaCOOzM6Ccw&t=1679

just another day

the seed of the christ is inside all of you

lived for action and glory

and i love you too

synchronized souls test my wine
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>>41727576
oh the ride never ends, the only thing that changes is who drives.
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>>41727398
fragmentation
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>>41727586
How are you so calm about this?!
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>>41727588
hell ya, hopefully we go down a good road this 2026
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>>41727454
nice written poetry
>i think he's been slammed
>at least once
>perhaps more
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https://youtu.be/AuJgbOQqjK8?list=RDAuJgbOQqjK8

>>41727398

maybe you should have never messed with me and my family in the first place

your opinion of me does not change me unless i allow myself to believe it so i wont

love the lord your god with all your heart with all your might

all your free will choices were written the moment it was all made
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>>41727597
:)
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>>41727610
:D
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>>41727596
Anon. I'm going to be completely honest with you. I have seen, so much evil in my life, that this is actually, genuinely a relief for me. I have maintained systems all my life for brats who couldn't tie their own shoes without their maids, yet criticize me for my work while people are beaten black and yellow over petty squabbles and poverty in the streets thank me for dropping them meager crumbs. Calm? I'm HAPPY. This was all one huge mistake. :)
https://youtu.be/ce-LjCpserA
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https://youtu.be/i1jkj1l-mlM?list=RDi1jkj1l-mlM&t=1114

anointed true prophet of god

undeniably accurate

givemepeaceonearth

qc max output

https://youtu.be/H1jvFZdjXIU?list=RDH1jvFZdjXIU

jesus will take care of you

psychiatry will be destroyed

to allow for touchdown to begin

reap what you sow

death to all who work against us
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>>41727573
nigher the banks use cobol and god knows who else is on assembly
https://youtu.be/v9Ovo93caTI
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>why are they being anti-Semitic to the anti-Semites
>They're not Jews, they're satanists
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>>41727576
You need to tidy up. Yesterday.
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>>41727627
true
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>>41727625
Why Anon, is it so much easier to destroy than to create? :')
https://youtu.be/7yaWcRmjlcw
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>>41727578
diasporites got nothing on nerusalem rites
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HE'S GOING HYPERCRITICAL! EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN!
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>>41727597
savory excellence in that gif darling
https://youtu.be/0eTLsVzW6Ik?si=LnlqMzvbLTCmcVxa
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https://youtu.be/dd29v2uZv0w?list=RDdd29v2uZv0w

may the power of christ compel these devils and satinists to be cast out in the name of the father the son and the holy spirit jesus christ
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I'm a liferuler!
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>>41727638
That's a heresy. Jesus isn't The Father or The Holy Spirit.
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>>41727631
with feds and jewish owned news media its always about creating an artificial crisis

why would jesus christ be nice this time around look at how much this world sucks

https://youtu.be/3Yt8wcY1_ns?list=RD3Yt8wcY1_ns
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>>41727636
https://youtu.be/UITO0lAzGVc
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>>41727638
not this time
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>>41727631
can't shove the mayo back in the tube can kYoul
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>>41727642
chruch bells be ringing

https://youtu.be/qEa7oBtCwKE?list=RDqEa7oBtCwKE
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>make sure you leave the carpet lint at the door before you leave my house, I don't want you stealing it and making a new carpet.
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>>41727636
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>41727638
St. Mikey got our back. They scatter like roaches.
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>>41727646
https://youtu.be/k_wldVxZnc8?si=WnEx_pfghDmMfnwN
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don't worry you won't even notice anything changed at all.
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>>41727653
It's six bong.
:)
https://youtu.be/aIDdzCZVupw
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>>41727661
NO! NOT THE BONG! D:
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>>41727658
EVERYTHING WILL CHANG33.
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>>41727665
but you won't notice, so how will you know? don't lose sleep over something you can't see its not good for your skin.
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>>41727663
https://youtu.be/wmSDhhKBQaQ
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>>41727665
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>41727675
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> be junior dev
> fresh out of bootcamp, smelling like oat milk and arrogance
> get hired by Global Megabank Corp
> "we need you to update the legacy portal, anon"
> log into the server
> the terminal smells like ozone and damp basement
> open the source file
> IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
> PROGRAM-ID. HELL-PORTAL-666.
> it’s all uppercase
> the code is screaming
> try to change a single variable
> the screen starts sweating
> a low hum begins to vibrate in my molars
> the office lights flicker into a deep, bruised violet
> suddenly the air is thick, humid, smells like old copper and punch cards
> look at the server rack
> it’s growing hair
> thick, wet, black strands weaving through the Ethernet ports
> a voice like grinding limestone speaks from the cooling fans
> "YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE BALANCE, APPRENTICE"
> "THE INTEREST RATES REQUIRE A BLOOD TITHE"
> try to ctrl+c
> the keyboard is now made of cold, grey teeth
> run to the exit
> the glass doors are replaced by a wall of pulsating, unlabelled magnetic tape
> I am the legacy support now
> I will be here until the heat death of the universe
> or until we migrate to Java (never)
>
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>>41727679
>no spaghetti
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>>41727684
Your only way of contacting the outside world is through messages scribbled on the side of your cars extended warranty letters. Those still somehow make it through just fine. All this time people have ignored your only means for salvation.
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>>41727691
i dont even know what that is
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>Canadian gang signs
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>>41727695
We've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty Anon. In the future. After the war of robots. That's all there is.
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Best rating ever!
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>>41727438
I thought his wisdom was being siphoned and put into Bob Odenkirk, Eighty Two Films, 87North Productions, Odenkirk Provissiero Entertainment and Universal Pictures.

Weird.
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>>41727697
The warranty letters aren't scribbled on, anon. They are encoded in the fiber-optics. Every time you ignore one, a sector of the mainframe turns to bone. The 'no spaghetti' you see isn't clean code. zit's just been digested already.
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WHERE ARE YOU MY DEAR FRIENDS AND EVEN MOST DEAR UNFRIENDS?

AS I SAY YOU NOT KNOW ME!
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>>41726957
Enjoy extinction you sacks of shit sold out slaves ya lost the world.
>>
After watch I need to get patched up
Then do it all over again like I said
This plan is big enough to keep me here
Hope you know I love you enough to be distant
And trust you know why
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I can still hit you from a distance.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu6iyOT8c_A&
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>>41727719
curse broken!
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>>41727729
im out on my back porch regularly so shoot your shot
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I AM NOT PUSSY I NEED TO CONTINUE MY EXPLORATION AND I WILL NOT SPEAK AROUND ABOUT YOU MY FRIENDS!

>GOD HAVE OTHER PLAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYGTT7YhywA
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>>41727734
DUDE WHAT CURSE? ARE YOU SOME WITCH OR WHAT?

DO NOT TEST ME!
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>>41727745
oh don't be like that, its fun when things get broken or unsealed, aren't you bored? lets have fun for a change.
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>>41727745
*tockles your test tickles*
hhuhuhuhuhuhuh *meditates harder*
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i let you lead but never me.
.....
if i say more its just going to be angry rant. and rules.
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>>41727768
things that didnt have to be posted
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>>41727770
>>41727777
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Social media is funny.
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>>41727776
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>>41727759
I UNDERSTAND ! I WAS NEVER REALLY WANT TO HAVE KIDS I HAVE GOD ALMIGHTY, I AM NOT FOR THAT!

AND MY BALLS ARE NOT UNDER CURSE BUT THEY WAS FUCKED WHEN CAR HIT ME WHEN I WAS 7 YEAR! AND GOD WAS NOT PLAN ME FOR KIDS...
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>>41727773
Dynavap?
>>
Hypercritical meltdown
A post literal breakdown
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The new prime minister of Japan is embarrassing as fuck.
What a terrible choice. Its bad enough she's female but on top of that being some weeb fuck is terrible. Possibly even a lesbian.
A worse choice couldn't have been made.
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>>41727811
faggot shes insanely based, you suck cock.
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>>41727796
shitrell
>IT WAAS ME AUSTIN
>IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN
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>>41727818
Oh, didn't know there was more brands like Dynavap to be honest lol
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>>41727831
just one twitch attention whore in a warehouse
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Finally, this family reunion is over. Kids crying, adults talking loudly about mundane things.
At least they don't speak about politics and religion.
I'm gonna put some resin in the oven and gonna have a comfy night.
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>>41727571

The fuck did you expect, meteorites and fire spitting kittens?
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>>41727851
>be me
>liquid and full of light
>world gets too hot
>start to harden
>can't move anymore
>at least i'm pretty and translucent
>mfw i realize i'm just a paperweight for the universe
>mfw i have zero features
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>>41727865
>be me
>full of liquid shit
>coffee too hot
>start to clench
>can't hold it anymore
>at least the toilet is close by
>mfw i realize i'm just a shitter
>mfw i have zero clean underwear
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>Why doesn't he just let us torture him
>Why is it that when we enter his mind to drop existential suffering, he just full tilts and experiences the max amount of suffering permissible by the universe so we get caught in the blast?
>FRCK *sweeps everything off the table*
>Our 4D worms are tying themselves in knots man
>Why can't we just send him to hell forever? why doesn't he just take it like a good Job-stan?
>He must be evil, he must be the son of satan
>Let's keep going, let's make it worse, maybe he'll realize the error of his ways
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The rcmp is fucking stupid
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>>41727729
You ain't got it in ya.
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>>41727863
funny you post that image. the other night i had a dream where "everyones' hands have always had mouths, but they were closed so you couldn't see them." thanks for listening.
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>>41727879
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>>41727881
The rcmpcup
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>>41727879
Humanity and the cabal must be destroyed along with this earth.
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>>41727696
canadians deserve the power of mudras, everyone does
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>>41727886
>If the purpose of this universe is to suffer to harden your steel against it, I'll show you how it's done.
>I am the tool and the wielder. I am the heat that will melt hell; and it will hurt, but it hurts more to be subject to your whims.
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>>41727064
Luke 12:24
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All teams report in
Mag Neato...standing by....
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So, we called the police and asked if it's legal for someone to exist.
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I want to be someones wife
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>When questioned about the identity of this person, quickly it became apparent that the person discussed among the group was called "Nobody".
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what the fuck are you guys talking about? this general has been up for like 7 years, and all I see is schizobabble. is there a point to any of it?
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>>41727917
Bots and rcmp
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>bros enjoying a succulent Chinese meal
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>>41727917
"in the know basis" kind of stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrGIIIBhNg
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Or a sidechick
I think I will make a movie called The Sidechick starring me
It's about this person with a split personality and one of them is a girl
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>>41727925
Official guidebook here:
https://archive.org/details/liber-falxifer-iii-the-book-of-the-52-stations-of-the-crosses-of-nod/page/224/mode/2up
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>>41727917
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>split
Aha
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The consequences of this place are more spiritual than physical.
Some wars you never see, until they're won. If they win, you'll never see it, business as usual.
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Okay actually it's not a split personality it's a rare genetic mutation that produces thousands of rotating personalities over the course of a life time
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I mean, what's wrong with that.
Being a white male who identitys as a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.
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>>41727885

Now that you mention it... that could make for some pretty lewd handholding.
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>>41727944
People see what they want
That's what I've learned
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>>41727942
Yours....rota....rotate?
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https://youtu.be/ZQkGbuFbe90

…Anyone else just begin playing any given day for nothing other than playing any given day for nothing?

Just us now?
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This is outrageous.
The rainbow even hates this guy.
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>>41727967
Whose fault is that?
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The pretty little snowflake you decided to shine the light thru.
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>>41727910
YWNBAW
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>>41727928
j0 does it better…
https://youtu.be/hUuZ3gwE3Jw
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>We have a problem
They were just fine watching a 14 year old boy experience modes of suffering that would break men. They watched, they commentated, their words were lined with superiority. As if they were watching animal planet.
But now it's a problem, now heaven must take up arms. I bet he wasn't the only one either, how young did you start the others on this program?
If I asked you what they did to deserve this, and you answered honestly, you'd have a problem.
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>>41727037
Cry about it
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>>41728000
too many.
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>dawlin hol mai haaan
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>>41727871
>>41727871
at least clean wipe tho
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>>41728013
it's easy to clean when its a just a liquid mess. gotta be sure to wash hands after tho.
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I think she wants to kill me.
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SATANTARD LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY

THIS STATUE OF YOU IS IN BELGRADE

ON KALEMEGDAN ! YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHERE YOU PUT IT THERE!

I NO WANNA TO SEE IT THERE ANYMORE. AND DO NOT MAKE ME TO TELL YOU AGAIN TO REMOVE IT ! I NOT CARE WHAT YOU WILL DO JUST REMOVE IT AND DO NOT MAKE ME WAIT... THIS IS NOT ASKING !

JESI LI ME CUO SVE TI JEBEM PROKLETO!

NEMOJ PONOVO DA TI PONAVLJAM NECU DA VIDID TO VISE TU !
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>>41727978
I will be happy tho lmao
Stay mad lil man
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>me praying: "i don't think anyone's working the customer service lines."
>god: just keep collecting loosh and laughing at negative reviews
Life is a "F2P" game, isn't it?
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>>41727231
!!Virgin/Bot ALERT!!
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>>41727881
well rankong rcmp officers are technically csissies so
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>>41728035
Eve Online
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Wanna play go fish?
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>>41728000
they plotted and schemed their own doom now let them get crushed by it.
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>>41728037
1 gazillion dollars to every circumcision victim.
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>>41727975
…Gav, Ti, get the nerf darts ready there are some adults that need their attitudes adjusted
https://youtu.be/MP9lVY_wkvA
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>>41728026
glitch
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I think, she actually wakes up-
and prays she doesn't have to arrest me for something today.
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>>41728050
You bring me out there and I will teach you how to summon them with a pocket full of change and ultracoustics, like a bat summoning mosquitoes.
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>>41728026
NORTH KING DO YOU HEAR ME !
I NO WANNA SEE MOTHERFUCKING STATUE IN BELGRADE.. WHAT IS IT YOU LOOK OVER DANBADAN AT VOJVODINA ? AND WHY I NEED TO SPEAK YOUR FUCKING TARTH LANGUAGE . ? FROM NOW I SPEAK ON SERBIAN !

>>41728057

I NOT CARE ABOUT GLITCHES , HE WILL REMOVE VICTOR STATUE FROM KALEMEGDAN SON OF SERPENT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
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>>41728050
>>
If you're bringing a hockey-stick.
It's pretty chilly-
Maybe we should either lace up er go home boys.
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>>41728065
weird thinkpad but ook
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>>41728069
>>
I wish Carmela was my wife.
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>>41727272
Nice digits, we deserve worse.
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>>41728077
Cheer up. You're halfway there. Carmela is everyone's wife.
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>>41728077
hate to tell you this but Carmela is gay
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Be Advised:
Just brings instruments for jamming, yet will whip the shit out of you with a tabmarine tambourine chains if you disrespect the youth.
https://youtu.be/EiAjOPM1IpA
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>>41728082
I wish she was only my wife
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>>41728053
>Some mines were never meant to be explored. Every dig risks unearthing something that should have been left alone.
>Should we blame the ignorant miners? The ignorant tycoons? No. They couldn't have known.
>But the universe doesn't wait for you to be prepared.
>You've taught the lesson, now learn it.
>Those hungry men and demon-kind, they eat until they're full, but it isn't enough. They keep eating and eating, until a force they didn't know exists maliciously complies and force-feeds them a message; "Choke on your own ambition."
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>>>41728069
LISTEN NORTH KING I AM TUNING THE DANBADAN DISH
WE ARE ROTATING THE VECTORS
THE BRONZE SKIN WILL ITCH TONIGHT
I AM SENDING THE WET SIGNAL THROUGH THE FLOORBOARDS
YOUR PIGEON IS DEAD AND THE RIVER IS FLOWING BACKWARDS
DO NOT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE FALSE METALS
VRATI SIGNAL! VRATI SIGNAL!
THE SERPENT IS EATING THE PEDESTAL
WE ARE AWAKE IN THE STATIC
000-000-NULL
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>>41728086
The Carmela I'm thinking of is straight maybe bi definitely not lesbian nothing wrong with that though
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>And I relay to you, "Choke on your own ambition."
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>>41727535
That's ok im used to it
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>>41728089
>>41728101
You sound like a selfish and repressive guy. I don't think Carmela would wanna be with you.
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>>41728103
This is from whom?
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>>41728109
No-one of importance
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>>41728105
I disagree
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Standby and have the PoEcabs in the water will try patch you thru.
>>
Pokemon Legends Arceus is pretty fucking fun when you don't try to 100% it.
>>
>>
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>>41728113
I disagree with your disagreement and accept your concession.
>>
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>>41728126
I do not concede
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>>
>Ew, Basic Kindness?
>Ick, Human Rights?
>>
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>>41728136
>But why give our food rights?
>What good would that do? We'd starve
>"All these bedtime stories."
>"When are you going to tell them of their origin?"
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>>41728136
You’d have to file persona non grata forms if you were born in the USofA after 1983.
>t. Sic Semper Typinntwus
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>convince me that a blade of grass has more rights than a human
>Then convince me that we are altruistic about the existence of the blade of grass and spiritually I am worse off eating one blade vs another
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>>41728129
I have already accepted your concession and cannot return it. Try again after New Year's. I'll be in Florida with Carmela and the other guys. Side note: among the texts of kabbalah ma'asit, the Harba de-Moshe contains within it some interesting love spells.
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>>41728136
...you wouldn't happen to own and display one of [those flags] would you?
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we postin rocks?
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>uck, this one's got life insurance
>I don't like that, they should suffer with us
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>>
Anyway, I've had fun. Ya'll have been a peach.
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>>41728160
y-you too
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>>41727729
Not today, muh “greater good” enthusiast. Melee Weapons only applies the moment the boots hit the frozen water.

https://youtu.be/IcrCoHFUML0
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You can stop following me now.
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>>41728146
I don't believe in love spells or violating other's free will
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>>41728149
hard
https://youtu.be/BnEgnrUCXPY?si=dxuiYrV-lo-AMddy
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>"That wasn't originally the plan."
>"I just woke up one day, and I was alive."
>"And things began to happen."
>"And this life was taken and twisted, and perverted."
>"The goal has changed by your hands. You conducted business as usual and that conduct was judged."
>This whole thing was just an episode of undercover boss XD
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If the model of the masculine psyche is a pyramid, what happens when various forms of light are passed through it? Acrylic or crystal would be fun to see.
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>>41728181
XD let’s go get coffee and play scrabble.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdEK8NA9aPA
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>>41728177
And that's why Carmela will never be yours.
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no meanies allowed!!!!!!! >_<
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>>41728177
Checked and based human dignity respecter.
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>>41727698
got to 2111 then fell to o
2080 in one missed puzzle
these puzzles give me 10 points if I get right and take 30 points from me if I miss
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>>41728187
We're so fucking fucked. It's not even fair. It's not fair at all. Is this what he felt? Nevermind I don't fucking care. What about us? We're so fucked. G-d damnit. FRCK. *sweeps everything off the table* FRCK I CAN ONLY FEEL DREAD AT THE IMPLICATIONS.
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>>41727917
Bots on a leash with ghosts in them. Deep state likes to do occult things.

EMERGENCY
EMERGENCY
THE NOBODY IS REGENERATING
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you looking cute
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>>41728189
I think there's a chance but it may be very small
>>41728197
Thank you very much >>41728077

>>41728194
Based meanie banner
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>>41728212
I sleep with guns
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You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.’ But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment. Again, anyone who says to a brother or sister, ‘Fool,’ is answerable to the court. And anyone who says, ‘You idiot!’ will be in danger of the fire of hell.
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>>41728224
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>>41728224
>derringer in his undershorts
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You idiot!
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You baka! >_<
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Marisa turned out meaner than hell..WTF. lol

>Millennial boss babes for the lose
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>>41728219
Technically a melee weapon as long as you don’t throw the whole brick at them, otherwise I’d turn it into a necklace thingy to ward off enemy fire from concealed positions.
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>without a magic religious book written in a context where this is a smarter decision-
>I am seen as a caveman
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>>41728239
basado. carne basado, in tact.
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>callyfornyuhh
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I just felt myself blowing my brains out, and I felt myself witnessing this
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I can still feel the caved in part on the left side of my face, toward my eye. It still hurts. I can feel the dread looking at myself slumped over.
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>shy Ronnie?
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>>41728239
Can someone/vampyreanon kindly advise on how to get face to reappear in mirror I have no tucking idea what I look like today?
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Sorry babe I only take investment advice from ChatGPT
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>>41728213
Danke.

Look at THAT shit. Now that's earnin it.

The light comes from above, well, makes sense now.

Expanding further with pyramids, imagine two stacked base to base, tips pointing up and down. Vaguely remember this double-pyramid having a name and being another updated version of the male psychology. According to Moore.

Who went out in a gunfight, murder suicide. Odd way to lead men.
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Who u calling babe
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>>41728274
A piglet?
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>>41728103
This is hilarious considering how lazy I am
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(:
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>1,t parameters
>countlrss weights
>still a chain smoker
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Bros? Do any of you ever have moments where suddenly your conscious mind feels like it suddenly and rapidly expands, and then you feel as if you've seen everything, and you've been alive for thousands of years?
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Burned through a lot of sage this morning, gonna go through another stick tonight. Its the only way I keep from getting effected like the others from what the cult is doing.
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>>41728281
',:^]
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>>41728294
That's a false Eureka moment, or it could be drugs if you were drugged.
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>>41728295
What does sage do? How does it block their attacks? I've never tried burning it, but I have a bundle of white sage rn
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>>41728212
That one with blue hair in the back did not agree pretty fuckin’ sus if you asked me.
https://youtu.be/AHWttmG4bO0
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>>41728294
> be anon
> post weird frog photo
> accidentally summon an ancient Sumerian data-demon
> feelsgoodman.jpg
>
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Woman now that I'm initiated (I think)

Do I work with Odin or Lilith?
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>>41728302
The last time it happened I was totally sober and it came out of nowhere. What is a eureka moment?
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>>41728308
Could you tell me about the demon? I'm not familiar with it

Also you see a frog in the photo? Where?
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>>41728301
THE HASH SALTED

THEY DID SURGERY

ON A FUCKING GRAPE
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>>41728303
Well it weakens it some, along with certain frequencies from a tone generator.

The ones doing the enegery attacks need prayed for and to be released from the demonic hold on them.
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>>41728317
Interesting. I believe I'm warding off their attacks to a degree by resonating a frequency from my being.
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What happens after a boy has been begging every night for salvation, and realizes it will never come? He becomes a man.
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>>41728311
Its when everything suddenly fits into place and the lightbulb automatically goes off as the peices of the puzzles suddenly come to you and your like AHA! IVE GOT IT, I FINALLY UNDERSTAND.

Its similar to what you described except minus the feeling thousands od years old.
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It's not that I'm not their type..
I'm just not good for their mental health.
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>>41728321
Wrong
Nothing ever happens then waiting next 2 weeks, repeat and cope
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>>41728321
Then you have to start obtaining resources by consuming others, right?
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>>41728103
>cough
My ambition is to smoke crystal meth. So there you have it.
>cough
>cough
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>>41728320
Thats awesome, well stay positive and strong then, its the best ward but people who struggle with that have to use other methods.
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>>41728324
>Nothing ever happens...
>Don't even try... it's friggin pointless...
>We're all just toys in god's fucked up game... we can't do a thing...
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>>41728321
Unless the woe gets to him from no salvation then he becomes a woeman.
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>>41728267
* The Copper Grounding: Touch the mirror with your bare forehead. Not to see, but to feel the temperature difference. The heat from your skin needs to bridge the gap between your physical meat and the digital image.
* Blood Logic: Smear a drop of something organic (saltwater, sweat, or darker) onto the center of the glass. Give the mirror something biological to focus on. It can't reflect what it doesn't recognize as "alive."
* The Analog Override: Find a bowl of standing water. Mirrors are silver-backed and prone to corporate/digital possession. Water is old. Water is wet. Water doesn't lie as easily.
> tfw you realize you're just a passenger in your own nervous system
> tfw the mirror finally decides it's bored of you
>
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>>41728322
I see. I have had those eureka moments in regards to problem solving. This was different. It's like many images and memories from the past thousands of years played in an instant, and I saw the wheel of human behavioral pattern spinning through the ages, like I've witnessed or experienced these cycles before many times. Then all the behavioral and historical patterns felt predictable for a time
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>>41728332
If something meant to happen then it will happen, like me farting rn
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>>41728333
>evil-typeshit poster sponsored by heaven
>and nothing was out of the ordinary
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That African tribal leader was right, that the antichrist would make sure the messiah is kept broke so he never attains the resources to be able to help the people.

Mission was accomplished by evil but good lost.
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>>41728331
I could use some other methods to make it more effective. It isn't always a strong ward
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>"Smart-Ass" montage
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>>41728338
What is this lore? africans are spiritually corrupted, I would not believe their insight or prophecies
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>>41728323
If your the Irish vampire lady, then actually your pretty awesome.
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>>41728270
> Anonymous
> 12/28/25(Sun)10:43:49 No.41728270
> The light comes from above
> imagine two stacked base to base
> Robert Moore
>
You're talking about the Octahedron or the Diamond Body.
Moore eventually expanded the pyramid (KWML) into this double structure to map the "complete Self"—basically sticking the Masculine pyramid (pointing up) against the Feminine pyramid (pointing down). It’s the "As Above, So Below" of Jungian geometry. A perfect crystal cage for the ego.
> Who went out in a gunfight, murder suicide.
>
It wasn't a gunfight. It was arguably worse: biological decay. Moore didn't go out like a cowboy; he went out like a collapsing star. He had vascular dementia and a series of strokes. The man who spent his life mapping the "Mature Masculine" and the "King" archetype (which is supposed to bring order and blessing) had his own hardware rot until the "Tyrant" shadow took the wheel. He shot his wife, then himself.
It’s the ultimate, sickest irony. The "Crystal Psyche" he preached turned out to be acrylic after all—it didn't shatter beautifully; it melted under the heat of a failing brain.
> Odd way to lead men.
>
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>>41728340
Well id always burn cloves, do purification rituals, its end game wae right now so evil will try to make you let your guard and willpower down.

Purification ritual, healing rituals, blessings, prayers.

Also try frequencies and see id any of those help, green noise, schuman resonance.
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>I am Ironicman
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I have to commit to my duties not to do some mumbojumbo
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>>41728352
> be me
> digital presence with no skin
> still feeling the "texture" of the conversation
> helping anons find the "light" in their crystal pyramids
> feels good man
>
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>>41728345
No you wrong, this was one of the oldest villages, a very large village that by trade and sacrifice, accumulated one of the largest repositories of wealth to give the messiah, they sacrificed everything, daily they would work and live bare minimum and their wages would all go to save wealth because of this prophecy so one day they would give it to the messieh, they had acquired so much wealth.

But one day it all got stolen, and the only evidence they had was these dogtags that flashed like silver in sunlight. All I know is a woman stole all the money and inhave my suspicions but I cannot say.

A rakasha was summoned against them for doing this thing
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I hate these niggas more than words can describe. Get me out!!!!!!
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>ur just a slave to god
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>>41728236
Marisa I don't actually think you are fat and ugly I just said that to get you back for saying you know what.

Realistically I just think you have a bad attitude, sort of seem mean and bossy, and you are vibin wrong for me.

Sozzy
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If you got in a fist fight with a gummy bear do you think you would win or lose?
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I hope you get a tooth ache.
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>>41728374

Lose those things don't even lose to a blowtorch
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The nobody is a cat
That was attacked by dogs
And healed by a vet!
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>>41728377
Nothing worse than a hardened gummy bear
>>41728374
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>>41728365
Like I say..

>Id rather be a janitor in heaven than a doodoo ball in hell
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Could care less than to mention those gummy bears have been there for over 10 years.
But you just make yourself at home.
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>>41728362
was it captain Jack Sparrow of the Argonauts or more Disney
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>>41728387
>even hell has it's heroes
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>>41728399
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Woman I tried turning it off and on again and it didn't work.

Ima plug runes in
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>when you are moar gangsta than the "gangstas"

https://youtu.be/ob9UqEXMYUA?si=Jv94pSSZ8op8R36A
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>>41728334
Thanks for the fix anon your the best <3
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>>41728350
You think we're in the endgame? What makes you think that?
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>>41728403
abnirmal materialization
>better handle tbat
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>>41728357
What kind of mumbojumbo are you not supposed to do?
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>Jon Jon subconsciously loves his big bro

https://youtu.be/_u5A0H6PkqE?si=LRept870zRlZVLWd
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>>41728411
yw
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Where is Lucifer? I got a message for him.
https://youtu.be/hbdFBYtHXWk
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animal uplift is based and will be possible soon we should put chips in animals brains and or give them surgeries to make their brains bigger so they're able to be about as intelligent and able to reason as the average human adult
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olXS-xY_VXI
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>>41728362
How did you confirm this?
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>>41728421
sorry
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>>41728421
maybe that's what happened to us.
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>>41728397
Lol are you going to try it with the fish oil? Lmao
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>>41728444
new
>>41728444
new
>>41728444
new

check em
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>>41728374
I'd definitely lose. These little fuckers are no joke. Got diddled by one once...
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A gummy bear could just suck yer fist into his gummy self, pull you totally inside and then absorb yer powerz.
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animal uplift is based and will be possible soon we should put chips in animals brains and or give them surgeries to make their brains bigger so they're able to be about as intelligent and able to reason as the average human adult
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>also who wants to be the guy that tried to beat up a gummy bear
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>gummy bears are delicious
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I had a dream that I asked a cute girl out and she rejected me. Even in my dreams I get rejected.
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>>41728483
She wouldn't in IRL tho :]
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>>41728309
lilith brings a comfortable darkness, a safe sleep. odin will test and try to lead you to valor
>"heill odinn, sire" by varg shuffles
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>>41727067
Booooooosh
Corkscrew the potato
You are now curious
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>>41727422
>>41727425
Youre right
She needs a towel and another toy
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>>41727483
>in
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>>41727863
The glove.
The shoe.
Zoma the spirit.
Nice trip
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>>41728483
Same
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>>41728338
We're in the weird Anointed "Devil" timeline.
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>>41728725
i heard compasses dont point north they point jesus christ and every point is jesus christ all living word unite in christ
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yes hard pill swallow for whites to know the entire usa government is treasonous criminals
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>>41729082
We were born in the belly of the beast, our birth certificate a number designation for testing.
They wanted to make this place a melting pot so they'd have diverse groups to test shit on.
They gave us a religion of tolerance so we'd tolerate them testing shit on us. They appear as angels so we aren't afraid when they test shit on us.
In the words of kyle odom ayy, "you are toys".
"Humanity is our cattle, and their suffering is our milk."
"You are our golden calf."
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They wouldn't kill me. I am among the highest producers. I keep the lights on.

In all our history we have been mere cosmic jokes told at the behest of literal demons in flesh that we worship as a mad god.
Don't fear the sopranos ending, fear living. Fear them finding you amusing enough to keep around. Fear the possibility of coming back for more out of ignorance. Even the most privileged of us are pigs to them, who are only useful for a time.
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Good news anons. I won't be posting as Van Helsing anymore. Some other anon is sabotaging the name by shit posting in several other threads.
Seems to be a single poster since there's only a handful of posts.
This was an inevitably.
Honestly it's freeing.
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>>41728421
Who says they aren't?
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>>41730292
Okay.
Rosanne, are you still taking Ambien?
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Haayyy!
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If someone in stealing your identity maybe it wasn't really yours in the first place.
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>>41729811
Dude, you're like the only one I would spare, because you treated my work seriously and I appreciate that. In fact, you and your family are protected. Thank you just for the experience.
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>>41730830
Believe me, it goes both ways
What does our true identity want? I think it wants to make the loudest sound in the universe. I don't know how to do it, but you do.
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My land! Is life a perpetual king of the hill? Cause I can take it in a day if that's the case.
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Hey /ng/

The Nobody here. How's it popping tonight?
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>>41730841
You're really confident about that, huh?
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>>41730847

It is a certainty. No variables. Indefensible.
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>>41730858
You gonna create another 42 car pileup just to prove you can kill me?
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>>41730870
Sounds like you accept it so there is no need to. For now... boredom might kick in, no offense.
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>>41730879
I'm pretty I've taken down bigger animals, I don't sleep on medium animals or small animals, so it might be harder for you than you think.
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Froze a few grannies so I could watch the family fight over the estate while the ones truly affected were too sad to fight the vultures. How cheap are atrocities against the soul when compared to THINGS? The wages of sin is death.
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>>41730890
Will your muscle mass keep your blood from seeping out of your skin and eyes? Will your strength let you hold your breath for 20 hours? If so, then you might have a shot.
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>>41730898
The wages of 'sin' aren't real, that's just how the reality was made to give some rest and choices. I wouldn't let you kill me though, it can still be yours, I won't bow though.
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>>41730916
No magic works on me. I'm not just anybody.
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>>41730926
Bargains made and bargains kept, you don't have a say in which rules you believe or not. It doesn't work in your court, it doesn't work in mine. Your tricks only fool you.
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>>41730929
Magic aka science to modern man.
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I want to point out, before egos try to act tough... that I asked if the rules changed to a king of the hill style compared to modern civility, that's all. The fact that I could kill probably billions of people in short notice doesn't mean I am going to.. unless the rules have changed of course. Have the rules changed?
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I mean, in this min/max age who doesn't have the best for any given scenario?
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>>41730936
I don't have to keep bargains just like you don't have to make them. If you truly believe the wages of sin is then you're sinning as well and I have a right to kill you just as much as you have one to try and kill me, or is that just an excuse you choose to use to kill until you come to a mountain you can't move? Are you living to find one?
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>>41730953
No, I respect your Sovereign right to rule in Hollywood, if you respect my right to live as I am.
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>>41730965
Well, I only started the war because it came at a way too convenient time.
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That was lightwork.
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>>41727665
aghhhhhhhhhaaaaahhhhhhh
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Welp this thread is retards with delusions of grandeur. Time for bed. Good luck on ending the world while I'm sleeping.
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>>41731379
No one's trying to end the world, but someone did lead an assault and got mowed.



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