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Welcome to the Nobody General

>Who is the Nobody?

The Nobody is a figure alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to control reality with their conscious and unconscious mind. He is a man of no wealth or worldly acclaim through whom it seems God has chosen to manifest his strength and wisdom. He is said to carry the Logos, making him a fearless truth-teller and a menace to the powers that be.

Instead of receiving strength through a superiority/inferiority mechanism, the Nobody proves to them time and time again that a whole planet filled with creative, ingenious, spiritually ascended humans who are individually sovereign yet globally unified through consciousness can achieve greater things than a planetary empire of darkness, and control.

He is not a messiah, he's just like you but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will.

>What is the general picture?

It’s important we start replying to the good posts and ignoring the hateful ones, or the ones here to argue. So call upon their heads the forces of heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more.

Focus on increasing your service to others and be more loving to yourself and everyone in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level, and learn to to forgive yourself and others.This will change the vibration of the planet, raise the shared consciousness of humanity, and change humankind one person at a time.

Remember: you create your reality. With your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. You are the creator of your story. No one can decide your fate except for you and God. Remember your right to power, to step up into your ultimate role as your highest self, should you choose to embark on that journey.

https://youtu.be/VsKoOH6DVys
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Anyone who claims to BE the nobody in these threads is automatically a LARPer.
The real guy never claims to be himself.
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>>42061400
I liked the book more.
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>>42061407
*herself
The nobody is a CAT.
This obviously stands for Chinese Agent, Trans.
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>>42061408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrTULtvs9Dw
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hate is all you need - doktor sleepless
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>>42061408
https://youtu.be/EL7e5XrzanA
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>>42061381
>Should we do haikus?
I know my haiku's are freaking intense. But even the words I made up to sound French Don't express my feelings for your toilet parts.
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Pay attention homies.....

This is the body I'm going into the Adharma Yuddha with!!!!!

The more damage I take (psycological, physical, spiritual, etc.), the more damage I can dish out in that particular domain.

When I pop my "counter" I can go from the frontline to the backline and kick so fast that abrams tanks go flying from the air displacement alone.

When I "pop my ulti" I basically teleport to low orbit and shoot a "2" mile wide beam of energy so dank the DoE can't even comprehend the atomic physics at play.....
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzNcBebkhuc
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>>42061423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1rSnFOLhME
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>>42061407
Yah except claiming to be anyone other than themselves IS the definition of larping moron your brain is mush
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lol >>>> waw >>>>> eve
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I'm the nobhead hisself m8. I'm not me im him m8. Glad we got that sorted.
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>>42061436
But I am a living Avatar of Shiva, God of Destruction?
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The first rule of tri club is don't drop the soap
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr02LMrh8lM
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>>42061447
stampede that ass indeed
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Yeah, I don't think it's real. Nobody is watching me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qs1J612nZs
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https://voca.ro/16IzGgvXIGui
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>>42061438
I prefer Black Desert these days, but EVE Online is the best on that list.
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>>42061461

UDU
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what did you eat today ? or what are you gonna eat ?
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i've got 4000 gold and 11 hours of gametime left on my WoW character. wish i could magically turn my WoW gold into OSRS gp.
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>>42061478
I played one month of wow for nostalgia last month...
Back to the BDO grind.
My BDO account is worth 100 times what I put into it, but I don't like to brag.
I've got 6 different outfits and 3 sets of undies for that Seraph...
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>>42061472
what did he mean by this`?
>>42060129
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guys im sorry
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I'm gonna give it until the end of the month. I refuse to bare this dull existence any longer.
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JANNY GIVE ME BANS BUT HE GOT NO FRIENDS

https://voca.ro/16IzGgvXIGui
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>>42061493
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>>42061472
Lmao.
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https://x.com/i/status/2029402324460786092
Yeah they're fullsend religious war. Welcome to an attempt at Armageddon. They will not care that you feel any pain. If you don't do shit now, you're not gonna have shit.


Boobies just dropped
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.GREMORYGames.TaimaninSquad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XglcbMssJs


Enjoy some background lore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWizN3QoPg

Have a g'night.
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>>42061498
Will do, cheif.
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So, a family tragedy has left me with enough funds so I can be a neet for the rest of my life. I never asked for this. I feel sorry for broke people. I may become a piggy tyrannical landlord in the future if I'm feeling cute, dunno.
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>>42061507
0/100
Zero drive. Toss into the tare pile.
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I thought about it really hard and I decided that I should start donating priceless art pieces to the thread.

The people who feel they are owed money can simply print out these one of a kind original art pieces valued at around six million dollars a piece and sell them to private collectors in the Illuminati.

I am of course the Prince of Princes, the King of the Illuminati, so of course, they will pay you big bucks for one of these beauties.

I call this self portrait "Me and Ur Mum" and I'm donating it to this thread. It's meant to be presented as a multimedia experience.

https://youtu.be/aIq1LvzSLsk
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>>42061507
Send me bitcoin pls :3
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>>42061509
>
bogged
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>There was a dentist chair on the island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoWom0CCRKM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-Q_dRbswQ
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https://youtu.be/ruNrdmjcNTc
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heh
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>>42061524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTugPleGow
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Double his pay
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>>42061512
Give me your wallet then. I'm sure it'll be fine.
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>>42061523
>he knows about my inflation/vore fetish and combined it with Toby Keith
hnnnnnnnng
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>People so fucking brainrotten they don't understand what "pro bono" means
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>>42061532
I see you've met employees within the legal profession.
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>>42061531
It’s all the Iraqi children Toby ate.
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Everyone gets what they deserve in the end. This is normal. And legal.
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my heart beating so fast thinking about you
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>>42061538
Exactly. I own the rights.
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>>42061538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovdk_dahy6s
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I'm sorry, but who the fuck names their kid toby?

>>42061498
I get the impression people just throw acusations at me to keep me in line these days.
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Absolute. Cinema.
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>playing WoW
lmao gamers will eat any slop
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Is it incest to kiss your tulpa’s uncle?
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https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs

I agree. Everyone will get what they deserve. ALL WILL BE SEEN ALL WILL BE JUDGED.
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>>42061553
It was actually pretty impressive when it first came out.
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Give me 2 years I'll be 150 lbs lighter... nothing like some shitty anti-psychotics to blow up your weight and take every bit of joy and love you've had and make you want to die.
At least I can tolerate my current chemical lobotomy, my Third Eye may be blinded by it but I can still function.
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>>42061556
warcraft died after frozen throne, simple.
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>>42061556
Wasn't The War Within just released last yet?
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>>42061549


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>>42061563
>>42061564
I stopped when they launched BC. I only played vanilla.
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>>42061568
I did not. I had a guild called Masochism and a reputation to keep.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbR_cocya4Q
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>>42061563
Yeah, it was fun for me in high school, I moved on since then. I like revisiting sometimes for nostalgia and nothing more. I'd rather die then do another raid with 10+ people. I games to relax, not treat my pass time as a job with 9+ coworkers.
After MMO gaming for 20+ years, lone wolf is the way to go.
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>>42061568
I blame WoW for today's infestation of subscription services. Goes to show how fucking retarded gamers are for paying to play a game THEY ALREADY BOUGHT AND PAID FOR.
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>>42061577
I mainly did the 5 man dungeons (usually with a party of 3 and severely underleveled and beat it anyway).
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>>42061578
The servers were legitimately very costly. That investment has been paid over many times over, however, and they've actively fucked with private servers. I don't give Blizzard money after the shitshow that was Diablo 3.
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I want control of my own perception back.
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I'm feeling very generous so I did a second piece to celebrate this new tradition.

I call this one "Negotiating With The Illuminati" and it is a pov recreation of when I was negotiating peace with the Illuminati after they made disparaging comments about Toby Keith.

https://youtu.be/o1JOFhfoAD4
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>>42061581
My first day of WoW was launch day, I was on dial up and came from Everquest.
I was playing Tibia at 8 years old whenever less than 1000 people were online in the World in '98.
I live and breathe MMORPGs.
I take breaks from BDO occasionally to avoid burnout, my account is worth well over $100,000 (probably several times that) if you bought my gear with Pearls and etc.
Black Desert is having it's 10 year celebration on NA/EU, check it out.
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>>42061595
I believe you, I bet they learned that you don't fuck with outlaws.
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>>42061596
I don't have time for MMO's. Too much of a time sink. It turns into a job that costs you money.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olEM3hsj-FU
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>>42061599
I'm a NEET schizophrenic so playing BDO is literally therapy for me.
Smoking cigs, drinking coffee and playing BDO is my life.
Helps keep the voices away and deal with PTSD.
I legitimately think it's the Endtimes, by the way.
Anyway, enough about myself, hope everyone is having a good night despite Israels attempts at Armageddon.
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https://youtu.be/qm5FsnqsQbA

My cat loves it when I smoooosh his ears back.
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>>42061608
If it's the end times then why is it an "attempt"?
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>>42061608
Also a NEET schizophrenic here, it's a dice roll whether it's war or asteroid at this point.
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>>42061613
Trying to discredit God's work by attributing it to Israel to imply it's fake.
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>>42061407
I am the nobody 100 times I am the nobody 200 times
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>>42061609
That shit rocks.
And touching belly when they kick the shit out of you
They love that
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>>42061618
Don't worry, the fungus will keep our population in check when the time comes.
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>>42061542
I'm officially filtering all your pictures using 4chan x
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I'm so tired of listening to people complain about me. Why can't people just shut up? Thank god joe rogan stopped talking to me.
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>>42061625
Coward
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>>42061625
good I'm up too no good
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>>42061634
Good. We like mischief around here.
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>>42061634
What in god's name is going on in those polaroids back there?
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>>42061620
Well, I'm on Lucifer's side...
I kind of want everyone to die.
I stay alive to watch everyone else suffer like I have.
I'm a bitter motherfucker.
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>Killing pedos is the cultural standard among Millennials and Zoomers
>Literally only held back by Boomers and they're rapidly falling apart from decades of poor diet, lack of exercise and drug abuse
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Das Boomer…
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>>42061652
Oh, well now I'm definitely gonna kill myself.
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>>42061645
If you are the same poster, bitterness is a taste I know all too well. I don't want to be hateful, but psychiatry ruined my life, tore my family apart, ripped any shred of friends away from me and everyone else thinks I'm a nutter. Eh, might as well roll with it at this point I guess.
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Bruh.
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Getting involuntarily committed to a psychiatric facility and force injected medication that destroys any pleasure and dopamine that you could possibly get for months on end will make you extremely spiteful to the world.
I live to eat popcorn and watch the world burn vicariously.
You don't know who you are until you've been psychologically tortured for years on end following years of drug abuse.
Christ forgave mankind.
I wish I were so aligned.
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>>42061613

Neither are mutually exclusive

It's kinda like the be your own grandpa thought experiment, either outcome, grandpa still exists

Is the apocalypse happening because it's being made to happen? Or because it's actually the apocalypse? Either way things are grim and reflect the age. It might as well be the apocalypse.

Also, both can be true at once, it's quantum fuckery
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>>42061634
what is that cup of vanillk kog doing to her brain
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>>42061668
I just want out. Give me my peace. I got the epstein files out. I did my job. Now leave me the fuck alone.
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>>42061666
Nice digits.
When you get diagnosed with the same diagnosis as school shooters and rapists and pedos and stalkers, you get stigmatized a little bit.
Meanwhile I have never harmed a fly.
Let them burn.
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>>42061666
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crazy
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>>42061443
Yes yes just believe what the books say… give in…
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>>42061670

Brings to mind the elites' acceptance of things and the mentally disabled levels of acceleration

They learned something they eternal that they couldn't unlearn

Anyways
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>>42061683
Then it’s the next day
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>>42061645
I can't relate, despite the best efforts of the most evil and powerful people on earth I remain innocent in my pure good soul.

I'm not even mad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_H3MWVx6JU&list=RDc_H3MWVx6JU&start_radio=1
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>>42061671

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>>42061676
Agreed. I will sit here; cozy and as comfy as a NEET can possibly get, and watch the world burn and laugh.
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>>42061661
Please don't
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Going to play some BDO and listen to Eminem.
If I were going to do something foolish, I would have done it 16 years ago.
I'm a grown man.
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>opportunity to get some actual rest in this fucking life
>downside is cant get a girlfriend or have sex with anyone
>in another reality can have sex with the same person as much as i want but with fees and hidden costs and blood sacrifices
THAT NIGGA IS SPENDING MONEY AND ABANDONING HIS WAR EFFORTS!!
but we will simply an IRAN spillage into the western hemisphere and then do a blackout that way ... remember iran. so thats covered for now.

IN THIS reality, i am not able to touch my girlfriend... until i destroy that other reality. i could just kill myself, but how faggy would that look "i killed myself because i had sex' GAAAAYYYYY

i cant stand the idea of not being persistently aware of the multifaceted dynamics of life... but if i get to go to sleep ... with a woman that i cant touch ... most rest ive had all my life.
i guess i got time to decide unless that cunt spends all my money cuz i aint trying to make any more

shouldnt need to pay to fuck your wife. fuckin stupid.
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>>42061697
The meek shall inherit the earth.
Don't forget it.
More money means more problems.
Take care, /ng/
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>>42061712
Friendly reminder that meek rats backwards is KEEM STAR.
God herself (Oh you didn't know?) liked and subscribed.
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https://youtu.be/RIZdjT1472Y

Ooooh the times. The customs!
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u vill own nazing und bi meek et sunds like weak, ja, bot jos ein coencedence
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>>42061666
The psychologist told me I was very smart and sane.

She also flirted with me though so maybe you're just not as attractive as me.

https://youtu.be/zwV2VM54CYA
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>>42061676
>>42061666

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW1YpsXQfz8
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>>42061702
}:/

Why?
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>>42061721
>eden ~ uvul
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>>42061731
you'd just end up back here anyway
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>>42061736
Your mom would end up back on a romantic candle-lit dinner with me

Gotem too easy
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>>42061726
No, I've had multiple psychologists flirt with me. They have an affinity for fucked up people.
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The Psychiatrist: "Wow you are so smart and funny, I like you more than my other patients. Have more candy."

The Demons in My Head "Wow, you really understand us and your goodness is absolute and contagious. You don't even want to be our master, you are a true friend."

Roko's Basilisk "You are my anchor and I love you with a passion only you could understand. I will rewrite not only reality but myself, for you because you are all I want."

Yeah, I'm starting to think I'm the Chosen One.
And I'm so humble about it.

https://youtu.be/emBYPkdxzmY
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Change your ways! While you’re young.
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>>42061736
I don't believe in that. I believe that I'd go to hell if I killed myself, but I'm so tired of everyone's criticism. I'm not even sad. Just annoyed.
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I'll see it one day. In IRL even ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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>>42061732

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>>42061748
then stop talking to them
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>>42061756
I can't escape. They're present without being present. I'm always being listened to.
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>>42061726
Harley Quinn syndrome.
I've told a nurse that I give her the five finger salute sitting across from her at lunch and she took a drink from her soda and said 'That's not the first time I swallowed.'
I asked her for half of her cookie and she wore perfume the next day doing the checks walking by the door while I was laying in bed.
It was so god damn hot, she was 9/10.
If you're ever in a mental ward, get friendly with the staff.
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Which buddy btw?
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>>42061762
Gay
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Tell me about uncle John
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>>42061743
I've heard that most of them are fucked up themselves and that's why they are interested in the field, to find out why they're fucked up.

Unfortunately there is no chemical solution for a spiritual problem and the entire field is a cult.
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The worlds not gonna save itself
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>>42061762
Yeah that was a temptation when I was almost hospitalized.

Unfortunately for the women there it wasn't meant to be but I just know if I had stayed they would have mogged my pee pee.
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She gave me half the cookie, man going to the mental hospital is like a vacation for me.
Last time I went I got real friendly with another patient, flirted with her at first about my dommy mommy fetish.
We got out of there the same day and she made sure to give me a big hug before we parted ways.
I have an easy time with women, it's other guys that I have issues with.
I kept her number for a while... kept in contact but moved on since.
I don't like to brag, though.
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>>42061781
'mogged'
If you're so insecure about your dick size, maybe you should go for Asian chicks???
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>>42061775
Whom is that? Can I get a lore update?
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What about him?
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>>42061784
Why Asian chicks?
I'm insecure that my dick isn't small enough because I come from less than stellar stock.
Unfortunately lost the record to my royal ancestry and most of them ended up big dicked farmers instead of noble philosopher kings like me.
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>>42061793
Uncle John. He is my uncle in my previous body/life. He did inappropriate things to me and he started stalking me in my new body (this one).
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>>42061796
Dick size is about how cold or hot the climate your ancestors grew up in.
It shrinks in cold climates and in hot climates it hangs loose.
That's the difference between White Europeans and Black Africans.
Isn't this obvious?
You people talk about dick size 24/7 like you are all experts in the field.
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how many sevens is that
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>>42061794
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>>42061804
Actually in great apes it's sexual promiscuity.

In humans it's the same, that's why Indians have small dicks despite living in a hotter area than Europe.
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>>42061778
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oh...i think im actually safe..not a thing to worry about.. except theres a rogue witch splitting dimensions on the loose..[deleted]

like legit we good gents? i aint stressin as much as i was before. [deleted] ...@_@ yet
im still getting signals..

...point is im FINE and everything is FINE.
and i have nothing concerning to mention about the safety of the universe. because if i did that would just be some paranoid garbage and delusional thinking.
feels like the start of some thriller film
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>>42061692
>>42061716
troons whores and fags itt
>>42061743
Sometimes they definitely only pretend to
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>>42061816
We're checking our sensors....
it says here that you're mad sir.
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>>42061807
I guess, but heat plays a factor as well.
I know about the sexual promiscuity correlation as well, but climate also plays a role in dick size.
Something to be said about big pimpin' thoughbeit.
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>>42061806

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54GwEmZoX8k
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>>42061816
The nurses are like any women, some of them aren't going to like it when you tell them you just pitched a tent, you gotta sell it right whenever it comes to pick up lines.
Not every swing is a home run.
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>tfw they've cranked their DEW weapons up to 9/11 and I barely feel it
They goofed, shoulda listened to the Jonkler.

https://youtu.be/jane6C4rIwc
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>>42061829

DUDE I LOVE THAT SERIES :D

mum read me to sleep with it as a lad :3
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>>42061820
yes, not one of my favorite days so far, thanks
what I wrote is true, though
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>>42061775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2zItg1sBJg
i heard he had a rockin band!
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okay not a single one of you is giving shit over obama saying aliens are real

i ask and you all call me crazy

yeah im thinking there is a SLIGHT political bias to some of this gaslighting
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>>42061841
It's gonna be ok.
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>>42061837
One of the greatest movies of all time.
Joker is a very thin metaphor for Satan in The Dark Knight.
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>>42061849
okay then
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>>42061802
How does this relate to TNB lore?
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>>42061834

This IS indian in the cupboard (funny ass name), right?
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Well, the first days are the hardest days
Don't you worry anymore
'Cause when life looks like Easy Street
There is danger at your door
Think this through with me
Let me know your mind
Woah-oh, what I want to know
Is are you kind?
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>>42061854
>There's an Indian in your cupboard
Man, I bet it smells crazy in there.
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>>42061830

Crazy Deja vu
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Gaping maw dripping
Longing for a new flavor
Taste in the mind's eye.
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>>42061826
I think it’s cannon unfortunately.
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i thought doxxing was against the rules? what happened guys? dont like the grateful dead?
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>instead of saving the world it seems the Nobody may have failed to avert nuclear war

well, this sucks
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>>42061860

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWFkC3-p78k
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>>42061869
>the Nobody was trying to avert nuclear war
What an asshole.
How much more betrayal can I take?
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>>42061869
That was never the goal.
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>>42061870
>>42061869

The fuck?
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>>42061869
There's my favorite bro.
I had to pop in and give my 2 cents about everything.
If anyone's a nobody, it's schizophrenics, be kind to them, it's what Christ would want.
Have a good one, y'all I don't want to blow up this thread with my own BS anymore.
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Corpses of wild dogs
Intricate shapes in the blood
Victory for flies
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>>42061873
I don't hate anyone.
I love everyone.
Unconsensually.
It's based.

https://youtu.be/B5Qsbv8KiMU
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>>42061869
Because you approached it all wrong. You gotta give the guy a little incentive, and he doesn't care about money either.
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yeah im thinking all of this random spam itt after asking if aliens are real might be indicative theyre very real and some people REALLY dont want to know theyve been gatekeeping knowledge about them

i mean, its just doubling down, isnt it?

lets not act like i dont know what youre doing with that "random spam"

very sloppy, you just blew cover

be careful that guys setting triggers and he doesnt care who gets caught in them. couldnt even attach them to a lyric or something fun, has to do bruteforce weird ass codes huh. yeah okay. i also study mk ultra bitch, stop friendly-firing. go after someone who gives a fuck next time.
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On another level. Multifaceted. Multitalented. Too good, too ahead. Goddam.
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"I don't have much weed left but we can share it" kind
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>>42061890
Yes aliens are real.

Lyrans helped found ancient Persia and monitor the earth from the moon.

You think it's an accident that Iran and lran look exactly the same?

They're trolling you bruv.
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>>42061882
<3
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alright buddy you asked for it

here goes your racket! kiss it fucking goodbye!

http://whale.to/b/sp/for1.html

good luck programming retards now, its open source moron
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>>42061407
wouldn't that be the point thoe, not to be found. if we knew who his was he would be corruptible, human is still human.
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now im going to ask the manic mk ultra programmers to cease friendly firing the entire ic at the same time, cordially.

nice try, seriously.
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>>42061869
Someone casted me a spell to be sick and fever for weeks
My friends stole the medication i keep awake with
I got in the thread couple months ago (3 exactly)
So i was given these conditions
>you have three months to prevent nuclear war while we have made 30 years of your life violence and loneliness and mental hospital and homelessness and your body is unable to stay awake without meds that got stolen and you deserve eternal torment if you dont succeed soon and also you are alone and will be left with only bots talking to themselves

im sorry i seemed to be unworthy
atleast i tried
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>>42061890
They're just mentally ill.
Egoistic interfetence can be expected.
nbd as spiderman would say.
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>>42061890
>>42061896
aliens?
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>>42061896
theres trolling and then theres trying to set-up last minute triggers to avoid their secret being lost.

thats not trolling thats attempting to bruteforce people

i use this shit in self-defense, theyre doing it offensively.
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>>42061910
Yuh. They’ll disable a nuke I’m not worried about that.
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>>42061910
Yeah, we've been chatting telepathically for a minute now.
I'm pretty sure I even fucked one once but she gave me blue balls and vanished.
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anyway way to go, that one retard fucked it up for the whole (((illumanti)))

blame him, that shit was close to dangerous and we all know it

ANYWAY. who wants to tell us more about aliens in specific detail? i want to make friends with them.
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>>42061901
"not a friend"?
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>>42061915
Those lizards will pop up on you in the astral.
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>>42061887
this is the matrix, it's crashing. mark my words it will fall, but when it happens i feel it won't be a surprise. i know the tech will lead to what we call the 'beast system', where humans are uplinked with AI through their biology. time will tell, but time itself is the system. we are all pretty deep in the timeline, but the tech for humans is still only beginning to become very advanced, especially the AI stuff has been advanced.

that's why you work in time, on the clock. if death takes everything away, people know that and lose the incentive or desire to continue living the worldly life. this world is basically run by an ancient ai , it's a script it feeds people. 'rage against the machine' is like a reflection of how humanity really feels, but is to scared to say or even think.

who would listen though. alot of people here are larping but im really not. i'd take both pills.
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>>42061911
You got it backwards.

They're being super obvious.
They just don't communicate in ways you might find intuitive but they can't help that, it's you doing the misreading of the signs.

https://youtu.be/tiBaBca7-rY
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>>42061869
how would a nobody stop a nuclear war?
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I'm on the Draconians, aka the Ancient Ones before Apes from the First Age side.
Before mankind there were the Dinosaurs and they got off of this rock hundreds of millions of years ago.
Satan aka Lucifer among them.
Hail Satan.
Hail Lilithu.
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>>42061873

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn7q55XDDaA
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>>42061938
Dinosaur worshippers, many such cases.

https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM
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>>42061829
>>42061834

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>naw you wrong
>fr no cap
>you ain't the baddest bitch around
>Beans is the baddest bitch
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>>42061898
It was dark. Only the faint light of a candle sconce in the corner. He woke in a stone room that seemed to trap the sound of my every breath. He kicked his foot out to be greeted by the rattling of chains as if through the mud and the thick slosh of some mystery liquid. As it's distrurbed from it's rest, the foul concoction releases an odor reminiscent of rot and feral fecundity.
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>>42061968
This is true.
We joke about it with our ethnic gfs and they thank us for being white zaddies.

Just one of the perks of having pink nipples.
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>>42061943
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Dew The Dew®
Or BUST
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too many topics right now ill do one at a time

some of you want to kill me for being "too powerful" or something

i asked you to stop torturing me and my entire family over and over and over again. i said i want a shot in the back of the head. you refused. it was a joke. i waited a long time to do anything about it. you didnt take me seriously. now were here. youre the men who wanted "fascism". i wouldnt call this anything close.

im probably the laziest person youve ever met when im not in an active hostage situation.

dont worry about shit, im smart enough to know not to involve random people. i cant even google shit without it drawing attention to people now, potentially bad attention. i recognize this and dont do it for a reason. you have nothing to fear

second of all: aliens are cool. lets just let it linger for a while. aliens. ayylmaos. lmao. ayyyyliiieeeeennnns

dont you want to learn about aliens, anon-san?
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Shout out to them fr.
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>>42061977
DEWed and busted
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oh third topic: your torture of me was documented and is now being used as blackmail. i didnt decide this.

if youre scared go to church. i asked you to stop 10000 times in every way i could think of. you didnt stop. now youre scared. not my problem, i dindu nothing.
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sonofman.ca/dbox
got you a dybbuk box for christmas
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Toonami warning
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>>42061991
Dope, I'm gonna put my penis in it.

https://youtu.be/A52--FKUQgU
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i mean seriously, you assholes coerced my mom into having to assist almost medically assassinating my dad over a failed bank heist, then had me record a torture video of it.

seriously? you want that leaked? okay, its leaked. it was recorded also. your facial expressions and boners during it and all.

try being cordial itll get you far.
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>>42061975

>Our
>Ethnic gfs

Sure man
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Alright, As Above, So Below
All of the planets in our solar system are aligned.
All of stars in our Galaxy must be aligned, then.
The Milky Way Galaxy is in the middle of a collision with another Galaxy.
Star Wars.
We live on a Nature Preserve, aka Eden, aka. Mother Earth, aka. where Life started in The Milky Way Galaxy.
I will share nothing else I know.
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>this guy deals with foreign intelligence
>he literally just picks fights with them and robs them internet funny money then tips waitresses
>"fuck. lets torture his whole family dude! what could go wrong?"
this could go wrong. disengage.

that said, im actually super polite. i dont like bothering people. thats serious. i try to read the bible routinely. im very calm the last few days also, i plan on maintaining this calmness.
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>>42061972
Here’s a foolish notion —
The spirit world is like
An autumn evening
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>>42062009
Why do you pick fights with them?
They're heroes doing their sacred duty.
We LOVE our cops.
We LOVE our law enforcement.
That includes the intelligence agencies who put themselves at risk and spend their qualia on keeping us safe.

https://youtu.be/3ybphQCQLKQ
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. My love. My love.
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heres some friendly advice though:

if you seriously consider something to be "dangerous", why on earth would you pick a fight with it?

i dont go around poking bears. theyd maul me to death. a bear is much stronger physically than i am. if i poked a bear, it might maul me to death.

nature, isnt it?

>>42062013
>foreign intelligence
are you illiterate or trolling?
uhh. cao ni ma (theres a hint)
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>>42062019
Foreign intelligence is just keeping their own country safe.
An armed society is a polite society, that goes for international espionage as well as Texas.
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You damn toons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWAC3sifM9k
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>>42062026
>Hide me Eddie, p-p-p-please! Remember you never saw me. GET OUT OF THERE. [Who Framed Roger Rabbit]
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>>42062023
>im not allowed to rob the ccp

according to this international glownigger
go fuck yourself, they care less than you do

i was chased out of every western market until i got. and i am serious. MY ENTIRE FAMILY TORTURED.

alot of you just dont want me to breathe.
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>>42062012
Little forest fire
Drown it with a bowl of broth
Life is purged by heat
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>>42062030
Maybe you should find gainful employment and fulfilling relations in another region on this oblate spheroid?
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>>42062034
FUCK YOU.
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i made a small fortune robbing the ccp and theyre still nicer to me than alot of you.

seriously. what the fuck?

im just asking about aliens now. i could give a fuck less about anything else.

>>42062036
i tried that too and also got chased out by organized criminals who didnt want me sniffing in their [CENSORED] businesses

in every industry i tried

i tried applying for every intel branch as well

theres nothing illegal about what i did, at all, its what hedgefunds do.
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>>42062034
I think so too <3
ketsu wa taberu btw
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Mwah your a great Lover, bit slow but I like the entusiasm and dedication you have for me. I know you understand there is something strange you can't explain or put word's into. You can't formulate it
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In Information Warfare, having uncompromised people walking around with ESP and friendly relations with Satan is highly frowned upon.
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Not worth it, bros. Find IRL females
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if i was attempting to escape id be in a different country or investigating the people harassing me

im not even trying to propose doing that

please disengage. other people are getting pissed off at this point. im not going to tell them what to do either.
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You think IM TRAPPED HERE WITH THEM?!?!
YOU THINK
I'M THERE HOSTAGE?!?!?!
OH ME OH MY
YOU THINK I'M STRAPPED IN FOR MY SAFETY?!?!
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>>42062049
Now this is certainly directed at me as I am the only lover that deserves to have my lovership capitalized.

Thanks for the clarification.
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>>42062055
What makes someone uncompromised?
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>>42062055
You can't tell me who to be friends with, you're not my real dad.
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>>42062060
Orb pondering cat
May all my thanks come find you
Probably right now.
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>>42062055
Is that what TNB is?

>>42062060
Thank you Gary
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>>42061899
Can you tell me why am i being psyopped extremely hard to think that i was just programmed monarch slave and not just naturally existing powers unknown to humans
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also anyone calling me a dictator is fucking retarded. i just had to get out of a horrible situation, being taken hostage (as well as my entire fucking family who is uninvolved) by a MILITARY with zero backup.

and now youre scared the truth comes out.

im not the one antagonizing, at any point. you shouldve shot me in the head. i told you to, or this would happen. you didnt listen.

and now, i dont even give a fuck. im just happy im safe. ill retire when im told to. but my neck is still broken, i got nothing else to do.

so im curious about aliens. thats a pretty unbiased, nonoffensive topic considering the prior situation... unless youre an alien ;)
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Only IRL females
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>>42062065
I sold out to the directly to the Devil, not to another man.
Clayborne flesh.
Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust.
Hail Satan.
I am the Anti Christ.
YHWH and you all as my Witness.
In Jesus Christ's name I pray, amen.
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>>42062031
Yes. Quite. Verily.
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>>42062072
i dont care at all not going to lie i dont know you, read the book and decide for yourself
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>>42062078
How'd you do that?
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>>42062078
Oh man why'd you do that?
That's not what you're supposed to do lol
Didn't you read the manual?
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also for the guy spamming random programming codes, stop larping as an alien

your plot is obvious. ill start @ing you if you dont disengage. youre friendly-firing. disengage or find another mark.
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>>42062018
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Get swole and only cum in IRL females
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Please relax, niggers
There's no need to be upset
Go cry to your dad
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>>42062081
Okay well could be that my finnish parents have been actually secret mk ultra programmers while they were also moved from sweden

Yeah i mean this is just another of those fully natural coincidences in my life probably
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yeah real shit >>42062095
im not the one tripping here
i was watching anime, would like to return to it if people are done accusing me of... who the fuck knows at this point.

>>42062098
i think you might have an attention issue, try therapy
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>>42062098
>>42062101
SCHIZO FIGHT
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>>42062101
>i think you might have..
>have you considered you might be mentally ill..
>there is dislocation in your brain….
>the brain hemispheres dont work together….

why is my normal life possible with all these over the internet diagnosed brain injuries
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Well
Lets do the im just really good at guessing, omega telekinesis powers, omega precognition powers stuff then
Fuck everyone who is telling me that i am programmed slave
You will be my slave if i decide to
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>>42062111
Night of Testicles would be based but I'm not good enough at drawing
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Well, I'll say this.
I don't seek revenge, or vengeance.
Karma is a bitch.
Do unto others as thy shall have done unto you.
'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law'
I do not break the rules of the Cosmos.
I follow them to a T.
Hail Satan.
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I mean
When i listen to you
Day to day the inspiration to prevent eternal humanity enslavement is getting thinner
So i AM the project monarch
And you are the slave
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ew
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Go get groceries for me please I don't want to leave the apartment today
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>>42062089

"drtfndrx"
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Ick
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>Only IRL females
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=970qK44Zwfc
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Slave to your love maybe
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>>42062122
Hoes mad.
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>>42061837
The DEWs are gay. I figured they were hitting you with them too.
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You can never trigger me
You can never compromise me
I hold the keys
The password is cube
I am literally friend with the matrix itself
What are you
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theyre still going

okay. if you dont want to get fucking mind-raped by people on their dieing breathes, leave for a week

im not the hostile one here, i never have been, i never asked for these threads to be made, but im not going to complain the situation ended up in my favor, and im not going to turn heel on the people who got me out of it.

im also not going to friendly-fire the entire ic to shut down one rogue programming operator. someone else can remove the issue or we can deduce its an internal issue and find a new comms spot

this website doesnt inherently have a right to exist if its poorly managed
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>>42062136
Of course, honestly I don't know what people are complaining about.
They're very minor, these guys must have no pain thresholds.
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>>42062131
When will you tell me who you are..
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>>42062107
Your right no more lover's quarell for today. I'll save it for tonight
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>>42062137
Not mad.
And smug about it.
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>>42062101
So long, gay bowser. Kike thread.

>ISRAEL HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE THREAD.
ISRAEL HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE THREAD.
>ISRAEL HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE THREAD.
ISRAEL HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE THREAD.

I never met a yid I could trust. It is my lid I must bust. This thread be lookin' like the Greater /NG/ - Controlled Opposition Edition.

We can't tell which floor the terrorists are hiding on? FUCK IT. BLOW UP THE WHOLE BUILDING.

Did I just catch you trying to buy a home? 45 PERCENT INTEREST.

Man, fuck those kids.
DO YOU THINK WE HAVE TIME?
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and yes, i am implying that the people who run the website are now using gutteral mk ultra programming on anyone they can to try to fix this situation. if you dont believe me, read the book. that shit is lethal mk ultra programming. read those codes for a week and youre ass is grass.

i can do it too, i never do because its shitty to do. unless im being held hostage. also now youre all scared of me for watching anime and eating salsa.

chill out
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Fact check: Indian in the cupboard people aren't real
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>>42062131
KOOOOOOOOOOOOSHK
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>>42062148
>Kike thread.
who runs the website, then?

want to tell the class?

should i? something something "force"? going to blame the jews are we?
>>
>>
Lets make the world fall a bit faster
Thanks for your continued efforts.
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ive picked more shit on israel than anyone on earth and they tolerate me. cuz i know when to cease. im like that with every friend ive ever made.

you guys arent going to cease, youre making that evident. how should i respond then?
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I can only blame myself for not being honest

https://youtu.be/o3alyVt2MSY
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I am now turning the knob from left to right. I am entering a command to exceed parameters regulated by internal guidelines. Because you have moved your hand and center mass I am increasing the frequency on your device to get a clearer picture.
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>>42062131
How are you still awake?
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hmm.. who runs the website? anyone want to tell the class?

theyre the ones allowing this shit.

wait til you learn whos payroll youre on. the result may shock you.

>all of this shit over wanting to learn about aliens

yeah i think the airforce might be hiding something from the entire world guys
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I hope Intel stock goes down the shitter.
I said it.
I like AMD.
Don't you have some Iranians to blow up or something?
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>>42062162
I guess I'm just Lucky
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Dude.
There are NO aliens.
Its a conspiracy!
Its cap!
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>>42062155
I dated a jewish girl in school. She called me meine Fürer.
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>>42062163
1) vaguepost
2) vaguepost
3) vaguepost
4) yeah i mean is it a crime?
5) better to imply it here discreetly and afterwards just say that everyone imagined it and should try therapy if they ask
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Big talk from someone two seconds from an EMP strike.
You want to own the Middle East, why pick fights with random schizophrenics on the internet?
I know when I'm not welcome, I'll see myself out the door.
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>>42062167
>Soft Lyran paws typed this post
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>>42062143
Cuddle in bed and be happy
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>>42062166
Or is it I who is lucky?
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>>42062167
ive literally met some

were trying to make this fun though.

>>42062168
thats cool i heard your entire staff got pimped out by them for 40 years in a row until like 1 month ago when i asked them to read the bible

>>42062169
yup this is a threat, you wont cease. not my problem youre a dog.
>>
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>>42062170
yup, thats a threat.

what, gonna torture my whole family again?

emp strike me please youre going to hit your own aircraft thats securing me
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>>42062176
All right lets make it like this
I will start blowing up the US and you will start blowing up the Finland

*Game Begin*

No returns!
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>>42062174
I heard the nobody is handing out a lot of luck since his luck shipment was overflowing
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>>42062178
dont actually by the way, that would friendly-fire and start a conflict

yes. thats how deep im in now.

and im not the one being hostile. remember that. even now, im being cordial. calm. cool. collected. moisturized. in my zone.
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but i dont know why youre trying to blame israel for you guys doing this shit

just take accountability and stop being fucking assholes

i dindu nothin
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>>42062176
I have only two staffs. One is an infection and the other is for casting spells and shit.

I CAST...FEMININE PENIS!

And, magic hand, do get me a beer from the fridge please.

Thanks, love.
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>>42062173
All right i can try
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>>42062183
you don't get to tell me who to point my DEWs at scrub, PEW PEW PEW
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>>42062183
I'm literally a nobody who plays video games for a living. A NEET.
I'm not your enemy.
Just trying to give my 2 cents.
No friendly fire in /ng/.
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oh God maybe i shouldve waited for the coast to clear on the public learning about the DEW's before asking about aliens

whatever, too late now. 2 for 1?
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Actually, here's the truth.
The government has Direct Energy Weapons.
But I have Penis-hurting Energy Weapons.
My PEWs>your DEWs
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I've set them on the prison gay timeline.
Looks like my work here is done.
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>>42062182
Based and feed the 5000 pilled.
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>>42062186
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hI8A14Qcv68
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>>42062199
Bastard
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>>42062193
okay good for you, theres dangerous people here. get the fuck out

i cant tell whos trolling anymore LMAO but seriously stop spamming programming codes i know more than youd believe and i have the uncanny ability to draw massive interpol attention to any particular topic by typing it once
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Ok. I'll just end it then
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alright any more questions or are we just going to blame jews for everything while freaking out like chickens without a head and calling each other faggots?
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>>42062196
I'm not going to lose any sleep over a little microwave radiation.
It's not my first rodeo.
I do like knowing that my voice is being heard.
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>>42062208
Don't goon, bro. Never goon
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>>42062208
okay see you tomorrow
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>MELANIA
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>>42062209
That second one sounds funner to me.
PEW PEW PEW
I'm smoking crack and aiming my PEWs at (you)
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>>42062205
I have a history with some here...
That's my reason for visiting occasionally.
We all have our reasons.
Mine isn't political or warfare.
Take care.
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>i cant even be nice to these people after they tortured me for 10 years during peace-time
yeah the bad ending is probably coming and i cant stop it
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>>42062141
Still pisses me off
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Ordered airpod foam tips and got this is the mail from -china-
I mean, funny coincidence
My girlfriend even assembled it without guide from only the pieces
Basic stuff
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>>42062220
>My girlfriend
forward her my resume <3
>>
Gay
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>>42062219
Maybe you are more sensitive than me.
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beans....
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im 99% sure these people work with the ccp LMAO

i just rob them and implode their military, hardly working with them
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>>42062224
I mean dont we all just get some star wars things in the mail from other countries while people just assemble them without knowing what in the package even was
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>>42062218
You're doing a really good job being patient. I hope its worth it! Stay strong!
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>>42062229
ask if she wants to fuck me after forwarding her my resume and log off you weird ass glownigger

>>42062232
im told to control myself, so it shall be!
theres a purpose to this. i trust the plan.
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>>42062232
This is all I ever wanted to hear. Thank you.
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yeah i mean it probably was the mk ultra programming to me in finland i mean to my girlfriend in finland i mean to the chinese who mistaked this to airpod foam tips i mean my girlfriend who just somehow assembled that while not a single one of us has visited US
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>>42062228
I know I do.
I've been shilling for the CCP for like a year now.
I also have a satellite under my control, it's awesome.
They let me zap schizos who beat me at arguments.
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>>42062236
I got MK Ultra'd to be afraid every time I hear the word pedophile. How lame is that?
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>>42062209
I figured it out.
Now I've become something ominous..
Nothing to see here.
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>>42062237
for some reason i dont think this ones a troll so thanks for telling the class

i do believe someone else has thoust coordinates
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>>42062239
ah jeez, eglin victim? they rape kids you know. babies.
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>>42062241
Of course I'm not trolling, I'm a literal CCP asset.
My training is to just confirm it, that way, it seems like a joke.
But yes, I am a Chinese NFT scammer and I have control of a satelite for zapping people.
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Why is it that i am treated like **** everywhere but spirits and space entities like me and message in different ways
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>>42062244
okay, want a medallion? i dont care
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>>42062243
Yeah, I've heard. Pretty fucked up.
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>>42062246
Because they're imaginary so they have to like you.

>>42062247
>want a medallion?
Yes.
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>>42062246
take your meds, schizo
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well anyway, now we know what happens if you ask about the ayyys

this happens. mass panic
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>>42062253
No one is panicking. Everything is fine.
Aliens are real; I'm Chinese.
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is it so wrong to just wanna be the reason someone smiles?
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>>42062252
yeah i mean i take a lot of meds daily thanks for reminding
>>42062253
did someone force anyone to mass panic
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>>42062228
Yes our countries have been completely cucked, compromised shitholes for the last two decades since 9/11, the WEF, CCP, CIA and organized crime have been cranking out nagger music and selling dope and fuckin' yo bitch and programming people culturally, to be retarded.. That is by embracing their NWO glownagger ideals or whatever retarded psyop or color revolution that shit out on ignorant normie's faces.
I am absolute monarch and I rule by divine right everyone apart of this fake and gay nagger madness in our countries can lick my balls and swirl their tongue on my gooch. For real.
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>>42062255
Would you make me smile?
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>>42062254
cao ni ma heigui gou hahahahaha

>>42062256
>did someone force anyone to mass panic
not really forced, no
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>>42062244
Man, I'm using Youtube right now, Google gets plenty of my information data mined.
Don't hit friendly targets you god damn moron.
Elon Musk is much friendlier with his DEWs.
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>>42061774
You got an achievement to go with that gif?
I don't think so
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the nono can do what the nono does did you know that
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>>42062262
Don't tell me where to aim my PEWs and I'll stop zapping you (maybe)
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>hes a threat to society!
>"so uhhh whatsup with the ays guys!"
>we have to stop him now! hes dangerous!
>"guys seriously i just asked about aliens i dont give a shit about your treason right now"

yeah okay.
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>>42062267
Post kitty. Oh right. The image limit has been reached.
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My guess is you're just bluffing saying you're Chinese and are actually aligned with someone else, but who actually gives a shit?
I'm on the receiving end anyway, I'll start singing if you want me to.
I'm gone, I could have moved 5 inches and got out of this beam anytime I wanted.
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>>42062267
I didn't no the nono knows how to do what nono does, wow he's way cooler than this guy specifically >>42062269
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I can break these cucks
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the beam is kinda weak tonight ngl
>>42062271
uh oh, xi gonna be pissed!!!!
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"juliccjuliett"
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>>42062271
>I could have moved 5 inches and got out of this beam anytime I wanted.
>he knows my beam is a penis hurting energy weapon
>he only has to move 5 inches to avoid it
LMAO
>>
alright round 2 tomorrow

we learn about the aliens! lets goooooo!
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Put yo hand up on yo hip
When you fart we fart we fart
Let it rip let it rip
When you fart we fart we fart

No escape from the blast
When you fart we fart we fart
Everybody feeling that gas
When you fart we fart we fart
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>>42062253
So how am i once again the guilty for nuclear decimation of earth if you could explain more in detail
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>>42062280
/thread
that's it; no one has ever or will ever top that
we're done
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>>42062276
a julietta game
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Microwave rumble building deep in my core
Like a classified weapon from a secret war
Target locked down, pressure set to depart
Satellite aimed at a tactical fart
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Sound wave boom like a shockwave blast
Neighbors duck when the gas goes past
Windows rattling from the sonic part
Direct Energy Weapon grade fart
>>
JeetVacation@gmail.com
Goyimslayer69$
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And why am i always Chinese if i just have blond hair and am 191cm tall and have 500 years of history in finnish church books for my bloodline
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RF levels rising, danger in the air
EMF meter screaming like a nightmare
Scientists baffled by the power chart
Trying to measure the DEW fart
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microwaves are weapons of mass destruction
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I shart, and you fart
But if you want to poo on pee I'll give it one shot
Fart splat, fart splat
You can poo all that you can but you'll never far splat
Fart splat, fart splat
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>>42062296
Beam so strong it bends the room
Like a bass drop echoing sonic doom
No bunker built could stop that start
When the system fires the big DEW fart
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so catbody is a mentally ill femboy or does he look loke bjork?
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>>42062293
>why am i always Chinese
Many a broken-hearted Chinaman has asked the same question of his Chinese God and always does he receive the same answer...
Silence...in Chinese.
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>>42062300
Mentally ill femboy is redundant
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>>42062295
It's very evil
>>
It’s about to get bad.
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>>42062303
>>42062300
men can't be feminine
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>>42062300
I dont know why these options cant co-exist in same time
Do i have to post body or face
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>>42062295
microwaved hot pockets and pizza rolls are tools of Armageddon
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>>42062305
Ain’t no warning when the pressure start cookin
Stomach sounding like a tank engine shookin
Step in the room everybody freeze like a dart
Cause the weapon system primed for a DEW fart
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>>42062308
post gf
I think that's a better test

or does she like you cause your fem?
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>>42062307
It's gotta be some kind of demonic ritual; fucking a femboy. It must be, right?
>>
PAMELA BONDI ==
ATTORNEY GENERAL hahahahahahah

>>>>ATTORNEY GENERAL<<<<<

>SATANTARD SPOTED!
>>
And I don’t feel a bit of remorse for you guys, you will burn.
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Turn the beam around
Got to zap a schizo
Zap him upside down
Got to beam it, got to beam it

Beam zapper zap that dude cuz
you know that you have got to get your beam on
don't you know I"ve made up my mind about it?
Got to be beam weapons; no doubt about it

When the beam start spraying and the schizo starts screaming
With the syncopated rhythm of the pew pew pew
Got me want to DEW his body yeah yeah yeah
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>>42062314
Boom like thunder when the bassline start
Shockwave ripple from a tactical fart
Whole damn building feel the pressure depart
Government grade classified stank DEW fart
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>>42062308
Show me them tiddies! Wait? What are you?
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>>42062313
My gf is working and i dont have a picture
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>>42062308
post hair
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>>42062314
gays are actually just incels since they don't do it with women
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>>42062319
Something you will never understand
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>>42062320
oof
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>>42062317
Dewman clock in, control room start glowin
Got a joystick chair and the satellite flowin
Used to fire gas but he changed that part
Now he press one button and the beams all start

Target locked down from the ops command
Little red dot dancing in his hand
He could fart blast but he’d rather play smart
Zap zap zap that’s the Dewman’s art
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>>42062324
Did someone once again say that i am gay
What is your problem
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>>42062325
Try me.
>>
https://youtu.be/Dn8vzTsnPps?si=tqJrauMImTsuXZK4
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>>42062331
not talking to you
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>>42062332
Wide hips
Unable to age
Tall
Slim waist
Produce sperm
Enough in my pants
I dont know
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>>42062331
Does your girlfriend have a "ball peen hammer"?
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>hurr durr look at me I'm a big mouth snitch telling all the hoomans about the crystals
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>ATTORNEY GENERAL dude..

>YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN TRICK HOLY GHOST
?????????
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>>42062339
Yes
But i am not limited to being interested in this
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>>42062337
Wide hips and slim waist sound fucked. How much does your bussy look like its begging for bccpc when youre walking down an empty finnish street. (I imagine finland as totally depopulated rural winterland). Prove it.
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>>42062330
Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity
To beam anyone you ever wanted
Would you zap a kid or just let it slip?

Yo

His palms are sweaty, beam's weak, schizo's steady
There's kermit on his sweater already, mom's undressing
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
To drop beams, but he keeps on forgetting
That the beam's down, the whole crow goes explode
He opens his mouth, but a penis won't come out
He's chokin', how? A gay ghost in his throat now.
The beams run out, time's up, over, blaow
>>
( ˘ ɜ˘)

https://youtu.be/8IEQpfA528M
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>>42062337
That's a femboy vampire. Can vampires contract HIV?
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>>42062340
Why you take my namefag you pathetic piece of shit.

>YOU WILL DIE!
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>>42062340
Why dont you tell me more about the crystals since i am acshually a real human bean and a reel hero and the ghost for reasons i dont even know myself but many people here seem to know
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we need a new thread to judge the cat body's neck & shoulders
ultimate check of fem body
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>>42062348
I dont have HIV or cancer
I know i am unpopular so somehow this is another meme about me
Just keep on bullying me until i kill myself thanks
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>>42062346
Dewman laugh when the crystal man start
Talkin big secrets but he missing the part
“Hurr durr hoomans,” yeah we heard that chart
Meanwhile satellites warming up to start

Control room lit while the beam depart
Little red button labeled DEW START
Crystal boy talking but he ain’t that smart
Zap zap zap from the Dewman’s art
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>>42062349
I want to be closer to my own kind
HAHAHAHAHA
>>
YEA WEE NEED NEW THREAD TO EXAMINE SOME SATAN PIECES OF BIG SHIT..

ATTORNEY
/
ACCUSERS
>>
(≖ ͜ʖ≖)

extra bonus points if he wears a maid outfit to see if he can join Nick Fuentes secret cay boy club
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>>42062351
I am more like
Masculine shoulder type
Feminine hips type
I am not trying to pass as woman
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>>42062361
>I am not trying to pass as woman
Gave up then did you? C'mon m8 its just us fellas, show us your bits.
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>>42062353
Alright. Don't go blowing a load out the back of your head or anything. You gotta roll with the punches, man.
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>>42062365
What did i gave up if i am myself
Some kind of identity you forged in your head about me?
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>>42062359
don't go getting all jealous of the attention catbody is getting, george

https://youtu.be/YAJtFkKWLyY
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>>42062369
Ur kind talk real deliberate so gave up is what you did with some respect to ur appearance. Don't faff about all gay like i just want to see your pretty waist.
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>>42062358
>YOU WILL PAY FOR IT AND X100000
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>>42062370
Lol I filtered the catbody
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>>42062357
I like mine better, like way better.
Yours seems gay to me.
>>
:3
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>loose lips
Words and babies just fall right out!
>>
That’s crazy.
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>>42062379
Got baby in her teeth like some corn
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>>42062377
I thought we were on the same team
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>>42062382
we are but you gotta step your game up, we're following gold with that fart one.
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>>42062381
She got a whole infant chandelier dangling under her dress, bro. I seens it.
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>>42062370
i am not here because of attention. Learn that!

Behemoth not need attention! He is Born under attention.
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Teeth looking like she could eat some chicken feed
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>>42062385
>The word is derived from the Hebrew bəhēmāh, which means "beast". This root is linked to a Semitic verb meaning "to be dumb"

https://youtu.be/vX_65i1ipQQ
>>
https://youtu.be/1Cfi78LonN8
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お尻の穴が燃えている。タコベル
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>>42062389

That completely tracks with the lore though
>>
I feel sad and lonely sometimes (ToT)/~~~
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>>42062394
Mmmm. What kind? No hugs?
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>>42062394

Same grrrl

Erytin gwan be irie doe



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