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Post the wheel if you dare. Just a heads up, we have a doxxer faggot exposing people's birth data. They're trying to get people to stop posting, so just take that in mind before you drop anything (they can see the exact day and hospital you were born in even if you hide the data).

Previous thread >>42509678
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>>42532879
Speaking of hospitals, shouldn't you visit one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzoXQKumgCw
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To be clear, the OP (from last thread at least) is the one doxxing charts. I'm the one that showed all of you this.
They're not trying to "get people to stop posting". They want you to post your chart so they can run the chart through software and then sell it to people (with "sell" here at times being a bit ambiguous). Certain parties can use this information (called Personally Identifiable Information or "PII") to great advantage. It's typically for commercial purposes.
You'll find the parasitism of my routines (which I openly explain, decentralizing them so that anyone can use them) is evidence for their inarguable effectiveness.
Thanks for your attention, everyone. If I need to pull any more levers in the future, I'd be delighted to do so. Just know that I'm always watching. Play nice, children.
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>>42532879
>Just a heads up, we have a doxxer faggot exposing people's birth data.
You're already doing that by posting your gay horoscopes. God damn you niggers are dumb.
https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/reverse-engineering-chart-astrology-online-calculator
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>b-but everyone can already doing that
Yeah, but we weren't doing that and we won't do that.
>I-I didn't do anything wrong officer, I swear!
topkek
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GIVE ME A V
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Come on, guys, why doesn't anyone want to give me a V? I thought we were all enjoying ourselves.
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>>42532992
You know nobody is buying this retarded gaslighting right? I literally gave the heads up in the OP to pre-emptively dismantle this pathetic maneuver you're trying to attempt right now. If I really was trying to collect data I wouldn't be telling people to not post their charts in the OP would I? You need to learn basic psychology before attempting to play mind games, you're really bad at it.

>>42532996
Yeah but you're just shitting up the thread, not even in a funny way like me throwing eggs at mentally ill lunatics, just in an obnoxious way. Also you're giving more fuel for that deranged lunatic to continue shitting up the thread even further, idk what point you're trying to make by posting people's birth data we already know it's able to be reverse engineered we don't need the reminder
>hehe look I can see what hospital you were born in
And? I literally don't care lmao
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>>42533067
See, unfortunately, I already found out it was you, big guy.
>I-I already said it wasn't me!
I know you said it wasn't you. That's why I immediately corrected you and pointed out it was you, so that people would know it was you.
Are you going to give me a fucking V or not?
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>IT WAS YOU
>IT WAS IT WAS IT WAS
Lol, no.
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Gosh, isn't it funny how the guy stopped posting the PII, everyone? It's almost like he knows I'm not a retard and I'm smarter than him and I'm better at this than him and that he's a stupid little baby that I'm better and more handsome and stuff than him.
Just fucking give up the act, dude. Just stop fucking posting people's PII and I'll leave you alone. Is it that hard?
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Are you having fun with all the attention you were getting? Did you seriously think no one has more time than you, has been on le 4chan more than you, cares less about supposed consequences (that you're not visibly shaken by, which I find intensely amusing) than you? Anon, please be smarter about how you handle operational security in the future. People can be very mean to you, you know. Do you know what Ethical Hacking is? Have you ever studied Penetration Testing? Anon, I'm a type of "Penetration Testing" expert. I'm so good at my job I refuse to be paid because sometimes things are bigger than money and my financial security. Don't you think that makes me super duper cool? It'd be swell if you did I guess, but you'd have to find out who I am first. Good luck with that. It'd be really funny if you did. We'd all have a very, very good laugh about it with you.
And no, to be extremely clear, I'm not employed by anyone that you'd know to name, I don't work for any NGOs, any governments or any other large entity. I literally just work for some guy doing totally unrelated work.
Oh, anon, you're so simple. Are you enjoying that Saturn Return yet?
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>Are you having fun with all the attention you were getting?
Indeed I am. This is pure meltdown kino, I'm sure other Anons are enjoying it as well. It's like watching a meth addict having a mental breakdown in public, it's kind of sad but at the same time you can't help but laugh at the deranged behaviour.

>Are you enjoying that Saturn Return yet?
Yes I am, thanks for asking.
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Now you're just copying my metaphors that I use to make fun of you.
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?
Aww are you HUMINTing me? That's awfully flattering of you. Are we friends?
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>gets eggs pelted at him
>W-WE'RE FRIENDS NOW, RIGHT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nobody is copying shit, you asked me if I'm enjoying my Saturn return and I said yes I am (because it already returned about 3 months ago). Your entire coping mechanism about Saturn coming to "put me in my place" has been completely dismantled. You have nothing left to hide behind so now you're back to projecting and falsely accuse me of being someone I'm not, because it's literally all you have left.
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Are you trying to be my friend right now? It seems like you need some friends.
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>p-please stop hurting me!
>I just want to be your friend...
Remember, you did this to yourself.
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I can't wait to see who the first retard that posts their chart in this thread without reading it will be

I'm betting it'll be a capricuck for sure
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Hey, remember when we used to do Astrology in Astrology threads?
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Yeah.

Do you remember when astrology threads didn't have niggers doxxing people's charts?
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Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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>>42533427
>t. doxxer faggot
We see right through you, don't worry
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>>42533558
Well, looks like my work here is done, lads. Everyone enjoy the evening.
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If by work you mean successfully making a fool out of yourself, you'd be right
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>>42533558
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>>42533863
The irony is palpable
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>>42533897
take your meds schizo I'm not your boogieman, I'm on your side actually, I'd like to read some fucking charts so I can practice, but you're a paranoid delusional idiot and won't believe that so I'm wasting my breath here I suppose
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He thinks by shapeshifting like a chameleon we won't be able to see him anymore. Kek, lmao even.
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>>42532992
you don't have any levers to pull faggot, you won't do shit
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>>42533939
no you're just fucking delusional because you're so shook for literally no reason and firing on full auto into the crowd blindly because you can't tell friend from foe anymore
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Look how upset he is because I discovered yet another one of his larps
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>>42534064
nigger I came here to read charts not deal with this fucking autism

post a chart or fuck off
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Is this the astrology thread?
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>>42532879
>not a single chart posted
nice "astrology" thread you got going
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>>42534073
no it's a thread for autistic spergs to post pepe frog reaction images

now watch it happen as soon as I click submit
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>>42534080
Leo rising, is that you?
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>>42534089
alright this just got boring
you're on some kind of autopilot or whatever this is idk
I came here to read charts, I see no charts, I'm out
have fun with this stupid offtopic shit
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>>42532879
The corporations and governments have all your data already including place and time of birth.
Even if you're completely autistic about your personal data and have been taking countermeasures your whole digital life, unless you've reviewed every single line of code in any device you're using, which is impossible, you have to assume you've already been compromised. Yes it's worse than you thought.
t. astrologer who used to be a programmer
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51 year old woman here (or "femanon", I believe it's called), what can you all tell about me and my boyfriend?
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>>42534154
I refuse to believe this is genuine. That Pluto ascendant is interesting though.
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I... Im a bit lost ehen it comes to charts, but would love a read
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>>42534232
Problems with friends, finances, and relationships. Your health shouldn't be too bad with Jupiter on your ascendant despite Saturn in the 6th. Your mom might have had some kind of difficulty in the past, could have been violent.

You need better friends most likely.
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>>42534154
There's actually a lot of astrology here that matches but clearly you're the one in control and I wonder how conscious you are of when it can turn oppressive?
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>>42534080
>>42534089
>>42534098
HAHAHAHA HE THOUGHT YOU WERE ME

He's so butthurt for thinking I'm the one samefagging, when you can literally see him in this thread trying to shapeshift and meld into different personas like a schizo. He probably ACTUALLY thinks he's all those different people all replying to me. This is pure unfiltered mental illness on display, this needs to be documented for future /x/ historians. This man is not safe to be around in real life.
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>>42534296
I do my very best to respect any independence he might want and I even go out of my way to assure him that he doesn't have to follow everything I want him to do. I don't want to ever be the controlling domineering lover when it comes to him
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>>42534300
Yes they did, but they're a bit schizo. It's time for you to shut up now ugly duckling. We're doing actual readings currently, so if you'd kindly stop spamming the thread, that'd be great.
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>>42534320
Okay but let's not forget about how much of a meltdown you were having over the span of 2 entire threads because you were mirror boxing. Proceed with your slop readings, I'm sure some poor unknowing Anon will find great use out of being told the wrong thing.
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>>42534122
I know it's more a warning for other Anons, I literally said I didn't give a shit about my shit being doxxed here >>42533067
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>>42534289
Relationship is fine

but the friend part is intresting. Especially since I cut ties with these people. A small part of me miss them but im afraid nkthing has changed after all these years and I did the right thing.

Pleasantly surprised about my health, though!
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My stellium in my fourth house is odd for a straight man.
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>>42534564
>Aries moon in the 4th
You're not gay you wanna beat your wife
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>>42534472
>Relationship is fine
That's good, be careful of friends potentially ruining it though, or otherwise causing problems for you in that way.
>but the friend part is intresting. Especially since I cut ties with these people
Mars is associated with severance, so cutting ties is a good choice of phrase. Undoubtedly they caused you some grief, glad you cut them off and are doing better since.
>Pleasantly surprised about my health
Are you attractive? Jupiter is conjunction your ascendant which can indicate health, but also appearances. Since your ascendant is in Libra I'm willing to bet you're attractive, if so too, no surprise that it would make your partner happy.

Do you work at all? I'm curious because Saturn is in your 6th house of routines/work and your 10th house of public image/career is Cancer which tends to be a bit home oriented.
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>>42534564
Placidus is so retarded.
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>>42534622
If you think that's retarded you haven't seen >>42516645 yet
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>>42534579
Not even; they're like all aries moons, annoying in a childlike way. If you want violent you look to Scorpio.
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>>42534627
Well, it's mostly that no matter how you look at their post it's retarded. Made all the worse by a dumb looking placidus chart.
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>>42534628
>aries moons
>annoying in a childlike way
You have no idea what an actual Aries moon is like, they're not at all "childlike" maybe if it was in the 5th house but it's not. They are pure emotional aggression, ie wifebeaters. Yeah I exaggerated it for the bit, he's probably not a wifebeater but he certainly isn't feminine or childlike, he's more assertive than he thinks he is. Aries impulsiveness often gets mistake for childishness. The actual "feminine" placements on his chart are in the 7th house, and probably his Saturn as well, but that's probably teaching him more to merge into people without becoming an overly feminine bitch which would upset the autonomy of his Aries moon.
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>>42534656
>they're not at all "childlike" maybe if it was in the 5th house but it's not. They are pure emotional aggression
Alright, true I can see it. But I'm inclined to classify that as childish behavior. I work with an Aries Moon so I know their disposition well, they do have a childlike nature I must insist.
>he's more assertive than he thinks he is
Or more like he doesn't think, and thinks he's a lot tougher than he actually is, at least without more supportive Mars placements. Not referring to that chart in particular, just generally with Aries Moon.
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>>42534579
> TFW no wife to beat
I wouldn't even beat her. We'd have a I love Lucy thing going on
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>>42532992
The plot thickens
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>>42534656
>he's more assertive than he thinks he is.
Yeah that sounds like me.
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>>42534289
>>42534604
Lol same here anon. The seperatiin did hurt for a split second but whatever. Theydeserveeachother

Healthwise though my goodness Last time i had a chart read i had 2 major surgeries done and pt. Recovered beautifully and then some

>Do you work at all?

Recently left a job not too long ago. It was decent ig, but the whole energy about the place(and people) felt off. The uniform really did me in and I decided to leave and not stew and suffer.

But now im stumped on work and what to look for. I need something challenging but also trying not to panic for leaving and not looking back

Feeling drawn yo plants lately though
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>>42534690
>and thinks he's a lot tougher than he actually is
my 9th grade tussle fixed that.
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>>42534776
>Recovered beautifully and then some
Good to hear, most likely Jupiter taking care of you in that department.
>Feeling drawn yo plants lately though
Well, they do require nurturing, Cancer. Could be right up your alley.
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>>42534780
Did you win? Also looking at your chart again, you have any weird woo woo stuff going on your life?
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>>42534690
>But I'm inclined to classify that as childish behavior.
Well yeah I can see why some people might think that, I think of it more as a complete disregard for other people's feelings. Because Aries is the complete opposite of Libra which is compassionate, it'd make sense if the polar opposite would be straight forward no fucks given about other people's emotions. Maybe not a wife beater, but they'd need someone who can emotionally "spar" with them if that makes sense. Other people see it as hurtful aggression, whereas to them it's their way of connecting. Kind of like how females will hug each other to connect, while guys will do a little roughhousing, but it's mental sparring not physical. They'd need to connect with another moon that could keep up with the intensity of it, like a Sag or a Scorpio or something. They'd absolutely shit on someone with an Earth moon, or a Libra moon for that matter.
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>>42534954
What will my relationship and money making opportunities be like
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>>42534969
>I think of it more as a complete disregard for other people's feelings.
Yup, selfish like a child.
>they'd need someone who can emotionally "spar" with them if that makes sense
Makes a lot of sense, what I end up doing a lot of the time with the Aries Moon at my work, although it's more a straight man/wise guy dynamic with my Capricorn Moon.
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>>42534698
Yeah I was just memeing kek, The absolute reason you'd never beat your wife despite the aggression from your Aries moon is your 7th house placements, the Venus in particular. Actually from the looks of it the way you'd love someone is kind of in an aggressive nurturing way, a sort of "I'm gonna hug you and you don't get a say in it" which can come across incredibly endearing in the right situation, but is also open to overstepping boundaries if you're not careful. I don't think that would happen though because your Gemini Sun and Saturn Pisces keep enough restraint to hold yourself back from this. That being said though, you have heavy Scorpio activity near the top left side of your chart, so you might come across as pretty intimidating to people especially with your Sag rising bluntness. You should have a very acute understanding of where people's boundaries are, and when you decide to break through them it's very intense for the other person (Sag rising and Aries moon) but you wouldn't just do it without thinking, you'd carefully consider breaking the boundary then once it's decided do it without a second thought.
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>>42534988
>Yup, selfish like a child.
Well it doesn't always necessarily mean selfish, it's just their method of connection isn't really considering the other person's emotions, but rather confronting them with their own. They wouldn't adapt to the other person, they'd challenge them, if that makes sense. This behaviour might come across as hurtful or "childish" to onlookers, but to another fire sign they'd be thinking "finally, someone on my level" like that Tai Lung meme. Either way that Anon should come across as a very impulsive/spontaneous person, but still mindful of everything with the Cancer Venus/Mercury. He should be quick to jump into action with anything.
>Makes a lot of sense, what I end up doing a lot of the time with the Aries Moon at my work, although it's more a straight man/wise guy dynamic with my Capricorn Moon.
Heh, I had a feeling you were a Cap moon. I don't at all blame you for seeing Aries the way you do cause it can kind of be an enigma to you. But judging by your interaction with the guy you seem to have caught up with the dynamic, there's probably a placement on your own chart like your Mercury or something that bridges the gap from a Cap hater to an Aries understander. Sometimes the friction of the signs is a good thing though, kind of like squares, it creates the tension which makes things more interesting. Even though you're probably like "ugh I have to wrangle this wild beast into submission" he's probably thinking "I have to break this stubborn cunt down at all costs" which creates some funny chemistry. Idk what your interactions are actually like though so I might just be swinging in the dark here.
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>>42532992
>>42532879
I'm sorry but nothing bad can happen to a Main Character, otherwise the story stops. The story can never stop
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>>42533123
God damn I knew Saturn Aries (and in the 1H too, AND retrograde) was a fucking dumpster fire. I'm so glad mine is cozy at home shielding me from the outside schizo

Behold people what a misfortunate astro config does to a mofo and rejoice that it is not you
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>>42533356
not gonna be me
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>>42533420
Back in the old day, now we gotta wait for the schizo anon's dissociative fugue to pass before we can resume our astrology club
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>>42534122
Right, they already have everything. They won't go looking on 4chin to grab the same data they already have
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>>42534990
>I'm gonna hug you and you don't get a say in it" which can come across incredibly endearing in the right situation, but is also open to overstepping boundaries if you're not careful
This also sounds like my Cancer Mars 12H, Libra Sun friend with Scorpio Venus Pluto conjunction in the 5H. Always playing, always forcing a laugh, always ruining a serious atmosphere with silly childish sounds. i think it comes from his Venus Pluto in Scorpio 5H thing, also influencing his overall Libra Sun
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>>42535233
>doesn't understand astrology enough to know the Saturn setup I have is unironically my greatest weapon
Your lack of knowledge is showing.
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>>42535240
You're the one typing first every single time. You're just upset that when you talk shit people are finally hitting you back. Nobody has stood up to you a day in their life until now, and you absolutely cannot handle it.
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>>42535074
>Sometimes the friction of the signs is a good thing though, kind of like squares, it creates the tension which makes things more interesting.
True, malefic centric charts are more interesting too for the same reason; if all the planets are strong and in good positions it makes the chart and the person a bit boring. It's nice to get along, but just as nice for there to be some liveliness to life.
>Idk what your interactions are actually like though so I might just be swinging in the dark here.
Nah, that's fairly accurate, haha. Although for my part mostly I give serious and direct responses to what are always spontaneous questions or insinuations designed to get a rise out of me. It can get annoying sometimes, but for the most part it's amusing.
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>>42535074
Capricorns and Aries are an interesting pair and more alike than one would want to admit. The difference between them is that one is withdrawn/restrained and the other is impulsive and out there.

Cap can really give some direction and restraint to the otherwise crazy Aries and Aries can really bring out the fire inside Cap and not judge, but actually participate in it. That was at least how my best friend relationship was - really really got along with my Aries and were 2 inseparable idiots playing smart

Bantering and picking on each other constantly but none of us would get hurt, wrestling, discussing heatedly and planning for the future, taking random initiatives and wonder wtf we're doing, talking shit and smacking each other literally then laughing about it. He'd stress about how he is unprepped and joke about how I didn't put the same effort into studying the day before, while still knowing the answers to the exam. He'd try to cheat and steal knowledge, I'd willingly share with him and he'd get a higher grade lol that motherfucker. Anyway, Aries would know how to push me and I knew when to hold him back. Heh our ways parted but I miss that dumbass
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As a heavy Earth chart, why would I get along so well with Saggitarius and Aries (not Leo though) if I don't have any placements in these or fire planets? I also don't see anything relevant in the 7H, also earth sign, but I do have Mars there



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