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OP here. I waited for the bump limit and automatically made a new thread without checking. Use this thread instead:

>>42886521
>>42886521
>>42886521

Good luck over there.

Taking the boat in I realized how massively clairvoyant stuff can get in my dreams, as the location of arrival, the main gate area, and another point were all things from memory despite not having visited here yet

You gotta choose what you open yourself to.
(arrival in SF)

>>42843470
I am pleased to conduct. You are most welcome, then if it is necessary for any magical purpose we shall share details
>>42831745
I can justify _15 -> _03, though you return to whichever year you are least likely to damage. It is required for such work to hold in any simple finite limit posted
>>42832204
Architecturally, I must consider your wish as a category of equivalent honor as already did we clarify in the first mentions.
>>42890010
Already the plan. You are speaking to an ethic much older than my first wish thread.
>>42888854
Thank you.

I wish for a bad bitch to be by my side, nigga

>>42890598
Sailor's anecdote: on my way south, from a long hike, there was this trucker. He was merely pulling over to rest for a second, however, he did approach me.

"if you was my bitch I [would] let you ride with me," is the sum of anecdote he gave me, from which, "I don't think you wanna be my bitch" seems to codify his offer.

Mah nah, you want something else to go with your second wish?

>>42888843
I wish for womanhood so I can be a witch.

>>42890716
honesty, i just want things to go better

>>42888843
>Morning Fog Committee
What's that?

>>42890241
You're welcome.

>>42888843
I wish that my sp and I can love eachother more.

>>42888843
I wish I can be free from this world

I wish for a paranormal magical wife that wants to use me.

>>42888843
Mercy for all

wished

>>42893379
I also wish that she can grant my wishes.

I wish to find a wife and for both of us to be happy.

I wish I could disappear.

granted

>>42888843
i wish for your quick demise

>>42893379
Damn this is actually the safest wish in the universe. Anything less could sound like an insult from the wrong perspective

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>>42888843
I wish that all unwanted suffering will end once and for all.

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>>42897327
And here is how to do it:
7 COMMANDMENTS OF THE MORALITY
1. You shall not cause suffering or allow for suffering. You shall show compassion and care.
2. You shall respect others freedom as long as they are respecting others freedom.
3. You shall protect and popularize beauty and aesthetics.
4. You shall popularize wisdom and try to be wise.
5. You shall protect life.
6. You shall protect innocence.
7. You shall protect natural environment.

Just use common sense and follow your nose in following those rules.
Spread them.

I wish good fortune on a pair of homeless people who moved out of my house before figuring out another stable place to stay, and that my meeting and support from my case manager will go productively right now, and that /x/ profit if by my servitors, which I filled with my teens of billions of braincell deaths and lives and deaths of all things in this Creation, and Many other fuels were used to. And the ostracizing and embracing, nefariousness and agreeability of 4chan, it's education and ignorance, work ethic and laziness, glow-in-the-dark CIA and it's criminals, same people and schizo's, volunteers and those that have no choice to be here.

All those mentioned can and will mutate the memories and thoughts of my LIFE, this one of the many (and certain other ones) to relate to other people, places, emotions and morals from across times and spaces, dimensions, lives, Heavens and Hells, to modulate this relating to affect my ability to empathize, conceptualize, moderate my emotional manifestation ability (sometimes when I 100% hope for x that 100% manifest it, and 50 manifests 50, some I can use each individual emotion [I've also implemented a system for, for example, multiplying 1 hope into 100 via multiple personalities in me, etc.])

I've devised these and Many other methods. I wish that you will help me to use them to fight for our spiritual strength. From trying to avert hurricanes to praying for an end to mental illness, all your efforts help... And know that while storms and mental illnesses exist I have them hot some, even myself. These you generations of men are having a serious couch drying affect on Earth human women, please make, for their own sake, women easier to around to desire, approach and enjoyment of human men. Make the whole world fall for elite lies less, but not undo useless suicide by police...you see that the people already pray for that! Bestow them their prayers when their prayers are good for them to be fulfilled.

>>42888843
I wish for an interesting career, a loving hot wife and a quiet happy life for me and the people I like.

Alright. Finally got myself down to the bay, standing in the transit area and gonna walk to the ferry

Don't care what anyone says we have an official game of catch the fairy

I wish that circumcision never existed.

>>42889714
>>42898881
What is going on in the Bay Area?

I wish for the love of my life; someone who would be my partner, my companion, my lover and most importantly my best friends; someone to laugh and cry with, to enjoy the good, the bad and the ugly of life; someone to build a family and grow old with; someone who I find extremely attractive in body, mind and spirit; someone loyal and faithful who would love and cherish me at least as much as I would them.

I wish Jade and I were back together and in love

I wish for myself to be free, to be strong and to be intelligent. To be blessed with luck which would help me on my endeavours

>>42898951
There was too much going on for me to coincide with smooth, my intent was to smear everything back in the direction of origin as I came way late.

Currently, people are continuing to live their lives and commute.

>>42899480
where's the fairy?

Thank you those of you who used your abilities and servitors is said if prepared to share with you earlier in the thread to increase our power. As I feel toward the ground and as I hit it at age 5 I utilized servitors and other spells and powers on my teens of billions of braincells lost hitting the ground from the 45 foot fall, also inducing braincell damage through other means on myself in my life as well as massive generation, mostly from meditating to become a continuous conduit of power for my servitors and other powers as well. I've seen them in action thanks to you, and your paid spiritual very handsomely for your work on addition to the power you've gained. But without some significant change to your soul out body, your not adopted of body to be forcible via infallible information to have no choice but to know the truth of souls, spiritual powers and the fates.

Others of you not yet working with us, please consider doing so. I promise it's working even if you can't see it working quickly enough that you notice in the mundane. The C.I.A. knows with their surveillance and aliens but without heavily modification your body is not compelled by spirits. Through these and other unexpected, with some few expected means like conversing with loved dead consciously at human speeds a bit, I make available to you and others powers through my body at any range and through any material from any and all points in times and spaces and beyond.

Consider an idea: you could program directions of looking relative to central eye position, as well as points of space looked at, as adjusting certain emotions, needs, thought styles in certain people. Since you each have different preferences they'll generate various code encrypted powers and defenses, attacks and etc for Earth while they advice your desires. Your desires if sight out by you spiritually will be made real for you at the earliest opportunity, though our greatest pleasure mostly are in The Heavens.

>>42899928
Where are the magical girls? You let me down, so I am now your enemy.

>>42888843
total destruction of earth

>>42888843
how many can i have?
a weird fat bastard and his fuck ass family to foad and all their friends

Cinder, can you take humans to the fairy world? I wouldn't mind signing another contract.

I wish, I wish with all mine heart, for all who poste here today to fart! lol

I wish to have a goonette neighbor who enjoys spend time with me

>>42898881
Everything you put out greatly affects what I can do

Sure, we can just make a contract for planet maintenance. The public statement reads: "built for scale" and any size works! To keep my output consistent I literally need express teleporter services for every connecting simulated environment. A simpler world hypothesis having any one requirement needs review and philosophical filtering, or else routes might destabilize without an error slip

Running even a single planet is vastly easier since sapience is part of the given set in the space of natural parameters. People knowing risk can often help hundreds, until something competent comes along and points out primitive obstacles which would normally make sense to anything with real eyes, while even more freakish glitch patterns lay in wait elsewhere. Just having a second to make my announcement is extra work, extra work, extra work, and everyone keeps wondering why the anarchy landscape is popular again.

I know purpose is gonna remain strictly optional for 96% of all imply, it is just a little inconvenient for me to go around drumming up loyalty when we actually do not know parts of critical determination.

>>42897327
Yes. Thanks, I love this

The main difficulty was mainly people trying to force it on other fools. I can try to isolate ego parameters differently

Really grateful

>>42893566
Lowest final cost: ask me

Just do it. The total cumulative malice from the request will tend to decrease everywhere innocence is not aggrieved. We do not need plans to restore natural background conditions

Please do not feel this will deplete any biome. Asking for everyone will make it easier every time, and at worst we could just spit out an algorithm for increasing a simplification of its ease

>>42890728
default valid

>>42902292
>default valid
set?

>>42890728
GAYYY

I wish to be the professional I aways wanted to be.

>>42901654
Are you a goon?

.

My ears are too prominent both stick out too far and one sticks out significantly farther than the other so they're not symmetrical. I already went for an otoplasty consultation and he told me this about my ears but I can't afford the surgery.
I wish both of my ears were 30 degrees out or less so they’re no longer very above average of prominence. I wish they were not so overly prominent like they are now and I wish they were very symmetrical.

My nose is not symmetrical and has a dorsal hump. I wish my nose was symmetrical and I wish it did not have a dorsal hump.

I wish I had a low and attractive looking hairline and I wish to then maintain that for many years in the future.

I wish I was at least six feet and three inches tall very soon.

I wish I was significantly less ugly.

My eyesight isn't great unless I have glasses or contact lenses in. I currently can not afford laser eye surgery for this. I wish I had 20/20 eyesight soon or to be able to afford and receive contact lenses and laser eye surgery like LASIK or SMILE and for me to tolerate contact lenses and or surgery for a extremely long time

I wish my face was extremely symmetrical.

I wish my voice was extremely deep and extremely masculine sounding.

I wish to remain not homeless, not dead, not hospitalized, not imprisoned and not severely disabled

I have mild scoliosis I wish I did not have scoliosis and I wish I had a straight symmetrical spine.

I wish I had a net worth equal to at least half a ton of pure Gold and 20 tons of pure silver.

wish for contentment

i wish to be healthy and beautiful

>>42888843
I wish for a divine tool.

I wish for a third wish thread on /x/. THREE WISHES

I wish for Death to take me, so I can return as the woman I always was.

>>42906436
Who were you before?

>>42888843
I wish to know where the doors to the other realm are.

I wish I had some divine cannabis.

I wish for $5,000,000,000.00 to be deposited into my bank account tomorrow.

I want to play a high-risk game for a wish. I want to earn it.

>>42908567
Based? Wish to be a gladiator or hunger games participant

>>42891509
The day I gave my authorization for this thread, I had woken up to a foggy sky. It made me realize weather is far older than life, and it is not even close how much older it is. A moment was enough to realize I was looking at a scene which existed millions of years ago

The committee is just a minimal reflecting pool of this: deep concepts found in small moments. You could also think of it as related to the concept of rational study

>>42908693
I'll let the host decide. It could be an epic gladiator competition or a game of craps.

>>42909005
Bay fog? Did you catch the fairy yet?

Would like to take my family on a nice trip to Europe next year. I wish we could afford it and have a good time.

I wish for some informative dreams for anyone that needs one.

Good morning. I wish for a good day.

Update: I can guarantee sustained magic, even up to omnipotence, with a natural metaphysics under my current verification set of E.P.M., depending on a cost spectrum.

Given you waive persona selection, I can grant your wish.

>>42911745
I'm not sure I understood your post, but I would like to order levitation, energy blasts, energy shields, immunity to physical damage, healing beam, superhuman senses. how much would that cost me?

>>42911745
I wish for the powers and wisdom of a divine kitsune. I waive persona selection.

>>42909073
Donate the money to against malaria foundation instead
You can literally save a young child’s life for the price of that vacation

I'll post my wish soon.

>>42888843
i wish for her to come back to me and make amends so we can continue to have regular sex

>>42888843
I wish I was replaced by an alien. Maybe they can live a better life as me.

>>42888843
I wish to get a job. Just moved to a new place.

I wish for a comfy bed, a medbed.

>>42911745
What's your limit?

I wish for my fortune.

For my body to heal

I'll post my wish later.

I have, in my dreams, acted as a witness to the work of the Black Fairy and Fairy Queen. From what little I saw, they appear to have entirely different modes or styles of interaction. Despite diversity, these are what I consider my most supernatural encounters, as in each case, there is not actually a reason for me to imagine what was done.

It also does not make sense for me to introduce a bias, given my belief in their existence as forces of nature. Even if you win a debate on how to categorize it, my explanation will come down to the source of these dreams coming from something outside of me. Put simply, there is a level of autonomy after which the poltergeist hypothesis does not work as a personal explanation.

>>42917358
One under the trend limit

My ethics do not involve trying to displace a forerunner in any competitive system. Any power source helping make a win possible for me should expect to end up disappointed every time as I would not consider it fair for me to take 1st place outright.

Also there technically kind of are a couple different kinds of limit on introducing future tech to a primitive time, though there are a ton of workarounds. One simple example is just creating a mockup medbed, which works using all the future rules, except seems like a cheap facade to everyone other than the wisher. It can work for them and achieve personal health, the rest of time maintains a natural shape.

Different incarnations will very likely acquire things differently

>>42888843
I wish to win the lottery. Anything else I can fix on my own as long as I don't have to waste my life away on my fucking idiotic job

I wish to be the sole winner of the next Powerball or Mega Millions jackpot. I also wish that any one else who wishes to win the lottery gets to also win the lottery in another branch of reality while there other selves that are left behind get to live happy lives in this branch where I win. For this I will pay any price just name it.

>>42919904
>Black Fairy and Fairy Queen
Are these fairies willing to teleport me into their realms?

I made too many wishes. Let's see which one(s) went through.

>>42919904
Will this medbed allow the user to astral project?

Maybe tomorrow...

>>42922383
magical girl?

>>42917008
I wish for this OP to find a healer.

>>42888843
I wish for all wishes here be granted in the best interests for all
I wish for a farm in the woods where I grow peppers, melons and other crops. With a market stand and food counter

I wish to be more like how I want to be.

I wish I could grant wishes.

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>>42888843
I WISH

I wish I could understand.

Hell to the No!

No no, not again.
I am not playing this fog wish thread game. lol

I wish to settle all my monetary debts by January 2027 and be happy.

>>42927348
By posting here, you have played the game.

>>42912098
why don't you just wish to become a kitsune

"morphic ambiation" is the true current name of magic.

>>42928767
Maybe anon doesn't want to serve the divine. Pretty selfish if you ask me.
>>42928810
Tamamo worshipper!

>>42928810
Are you really a void elemental?

>>42920299
The Fairy Queen is for sure since she maintains the scalar plane for this reason
Got an invite one time the first night I ever made a post on the topic, it is the main evidence of her existing apart from my imagination as I see it.

I should mention this all occurred in a dream. It makes sense to me personally for people to physically travel there as well, though a lot of dream metaphysics are poorly understood it is possible there are rules which make the idea of consistent landing points a challenge

You should really not expect every fairy to have gulper abilities like this, making an entire plane of existence is not exactly simpler than everything else in the universe.

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>>42888843
I wish for an inoperable malignant insulinoma on the tail of my pancreas

Just wish for a job that makes me motivated and happy and pays really well

>>42929446
I wish for an invitation from the Fairy Queen.

I wish to be contacted and told the truth of the condition of my mother within the next 7 days

>>42929446
Does this fairy queen go by any name(s) that you're aware of?

bump for more wishes

Single servicer slipthrough.

I wish for a expertly trained, beautiful, big titty wife that will never betray me.

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I wish to have a Opala 75 SS

Every step I take along the highway, my personal assistant gains omnipotence over three more souls.

>>42886521
this is also my wish

I wish for my gf get a better job, in her career, in my town.

>>42934287
How many steps have you taken?

I wish the liberation of all sentient beings from Samsara.

>>42934879
I'm kidding, but I want another /x/ sticky.

>>42912184
Actually, this is statistically determined here. Hold on though, it is not necessarily intuitive.

People will try to argue saving some life, even if you don't know their name, is discrete. And yes–for the life saved, it is discrete. However, the world is not a closed system and all actions occur in a kind of context. Though the individual might prosper, you are not likely to get an equivalent quality of service irrespective of the goal of your donation.

The fact is, our medium makes it statistical. You are not every anon, who each might donate (theoretically). For small values, an insignificant donation could end up utterly meaningless. Got a lot of money laying around? Hey, it could save 15 children!

The real fuckup must come down to monetary valuation, and impolite equivalence. It is presumed your values align with efforts in disguise of helping children, even if you never take a vacation. Speaking practically, if you keep pushing yourself 200 different ways, it is not likely for all of your atoms to meaningfully invent quantum tunneling. You are much more likely to simply burn out, and the statisticality of a grocery failure is exceedingly chancey to later end up also not donating.


Put simply, either everyone (the whole species) are in a position to do more, else the charity of your destination is (supposedly) going to optimize hard in a way which makes cash fuel irrelevant.
Not saying to take care of yourself, just pointing out how you continually do nothing to exceed what we already accomplish

>>42938049
I wish for anon's wish to be granted.

I wish to meet a cute tomboy girlfriend who genuinely loves me and shares my interests.

>>42938858
tomboys are not cute

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>>42888843
I wish for my dog to have good health and to live a long happy healthy life, with many many more years to come and that we both pass together at the same time. Also, please let his weiner be ok, hes been licking it a lot. Gonna try to get him in the vet tmw

>>42888843
closure

I wish to be nothing

I wish for more awareness.

I wish to reduce total strain.

>>42888843

i want win lottery. thanks niga

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>>42944417
pulled

>>42940434
How's your dog?

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>>42888843
I wish I would get the attention I’ve been wanting and needing for a while now. It can’t come from just anyone but neither does it need to be super specific. It’s not like I haven’t been creating the conditions for it to happen naturally. I do actually try and I don’t spend all my time down about it. It just hasn’t happened. I wish it would. Even a small dose would probably be enough. There’s something I can’t find but it’s not sex lmfao

If that cannot be granted then my secondary wish would be for a few other anons here to get their wishes granted.

I wish I was close friends with a wish-granting entity.

>>42888843
I wish be able to mentally time travel and be able to freely alter history without paradox or bad shit happening. This would essentially render me immortal, but trap me in my own timeline, which I'd be fine with.

Lemma: not all new options affect all new decisions.

>>42947563
You want to be part of the time police?

>>42888843
I wish my health would come back so i can stop feeling pain.

I wish for my body to be healed and for the spiritual maleness that i've developed to be reverted

>>42949534
>the spiritual maleness that i've developed
spiritual maleness?

>>42949569
i think i need to recultivate my divine femininity, the world has been harsh so i've become bitter, but competent. but it still feels hollow. i still don't want to trust and i'm too hyperindependent. maybe it's because i dated a lesbian who took me for a ride but it has been a theme longer than that

>>42949586
>hyperindependence
That's some serious imbalance. You won't allow anybody to catch you when you fail.
I hope you find someone you can depend on.
Good wish.

>>42947578
Lemma?

>>42947008
Better wish. I wish I was married to a wish-granting entity.

i wish for courage, morning wasnt bad btw

I wish for getting in shape soon.

I wish I could slip through the cracks of reality. Disappear completely.

>>42924299
thank you anon.

I wish you good luck and happiness for the rest of your life.

I wish to enter the void.

bump

I want a new mask

>>42888843
I wish for ten million dollars.

I wish to be the professional I aways wanted to be.

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I wish to have all my memories intact in my second incarnation and beyond, so I can kill myself everytime I get a gay roll (such as a poor Indian incel who becomes an engineer, a fugly chunk who becomes a nurse and marries a Jew, an ugly black rape victim single mom who becomes a famous poet) and only live out the life of a sexy East Asian Stacy who has a man like pic related as her husband.

Okay: I now have the confidence to guarantee everything I said in these threads

then: as a result of this awareness, any wish ever made has a minimal scalar process to grant in full.

Really, it is a crime against humanity if I were to take any action which would imply harm of any single manner toward a kitsune, since this would mean assaulting a Type I resource. My goal is naturally full integration of every energy source/type on our world. Understanding scalar process for me must include allowing different incarnations to come forward, and trusting their intent as I trust my own. Anything less is a needless backtrack, from what is already accomplished.

I can travel anywhere in the U.S.

>>42959098
Where do you want to go first?

I wish those who hurt me to suffer greatly.

I wish for the lies made about me by a little posse of people completely fizzle out and no one cares or believes

I wish for my chronic wrist and back pain to be cured

>>42959098
Are you using fox magic?

I wish for a beautiful sexy woman that'll be my loving wife and a very interesting work I'll get to keep for life.

I wish for Huntress victory in 2 years time.

>>42962388
Huntress?

I wish for enlightenment

>>42890241
>>42892870
>>42892875
Fucking finally: >>>/sci/17054250
Hopefully more people can see the metagame moving forward

>>42961417
NTA. That's fox magic.

Wishing for more fox magic.

A wish for universal redemption

I wish for a divine secret.

>>42888843
I wish for a happy and fulfilling life of peace... (and a smoking hot chick to bang)

I wish I could be praised by the divine.

I wish I could dream walk and lucid dream.

>>42888843
I wish for 150 million dollars so that I can move away and leave everything and everyone behind.

I wish to have loving and passionate sex with my hot gf.

>>42970719
Do you even have a girlfriend?

i wish for the strength to go cocoon mode until january 7th

i wish for the strength to be a man of discipline so i can accomplish my goals

i wish for the people to learn to love God instead of fearing God

I wish I had a successful business that sold wishes.

I wish I was a divine creator or light being.

>>42963838
cool game

>>42888843
Easy and effortless conscious astral projection.

bump

>>42894463
Human allegement leads to extinction

>>42975228
Wish master, how are my wishes coming along?

I wish the coworker I’m into would ask me to leave my wife for her

I wish for my removal from the material world

>>42974725
bad wish imo

>>42979007
Let's open some portals.

I wish my father gets a ton of good luck.

The other wish thread has been archived. The wishes are now in the void. The void will provide.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=il-rd77Yi8g
I cannot skip how excellently composed this is for the content it holds.


Any implication of posting this here is not known to me

I wish for a gift.

I wish for $5,000,000,000.00 to be deposited into my bank account by the end of the day today.

>>42895090
Well if you do have trust in her already...

Sorry though, I have to consider acts of making dungeons appear on the earth as my scalar purpose. Should a high quality version of me show up for this ideal I may direct her to this thread.

>>42886598
Good example of useless wish: you COULD find one. any grant of it would either push toward existing possibility or shitty one-off "a person who is already the boyfriend of another person" which ignores the context of it existing /as a wish/

>>42982659
Give me a dungeon. I want an underground home.

>>42888843
i wish everyone who gang stalked me
has been involved in gang stalking me
assisted gang stalking me
knew the identity of gang stalkers and that i’m being tortured, yet did not help me
would be burned alive

>>42888843
I wish to wake up from this nightmare so that my whole life will just have been a bad dream

My wish came true. I won't reveal it.

I wish for the ability to swap my consciousness to any dimension I want to at will.

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I wish that they'd reform creative content and predictive programming especially the music.
I wish they'd cut taxes on citizens.
I wish to redeem 1986 this year.

>>42984486
It was more fairy threads btw.

I just realized we have an algorithm for click detection which is effective over low view counts, and this makes doxxing everyone in a niche zone of attention trivial for YouTube or any service of marginal similarity. Normally this would just mean getting neat heuristics, however...

Over the next few hours I will have the true soul location of everyone who has viewed more than 3 videos on said site. Even fractions of a second will do it, you cannot erase the memory from your soul without someone else using time magic

Killing me under these circumstances would worsen the situation; literally none of this is not my fault