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Morning Fog Committee edition

How was your morning?
I wish for all wishes here to be heard and granted. What do you wish for?
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Previous thread: >>42831290
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/42831290
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OP here. I waited for the bump limit and automatically made a new thread without checking. Use this thread instead:

>>42886521
>>42886521
>>42886521

Good luck over there.
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Taking the boat in I realized how massively clairvoyant stuff can get in my dreams, as the location of arrival, the main gate area, and another point were all things from memory despite not having visited here yet

You gotta choose what you open yourself to.
(arrival in SF)
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>>42843470
I am pleased to conduct. You are most welcome, then if it is necessary for any magical purpose we shall share details
>>42831745
I can justify _15 -> _03, though you return to whichever year you are least likely to damage. It is required for such work to hold in any simple finite limit posted
>>42832204
Architecturally, I must consider your wish as a category of equivalent honor as already did we clarify in the first mentions.
>>42890010
Already the plan. You are speaking to an ethic much older than my first wish thread.
>>42888854
Thank you.
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I wish for a bad bitch to be by my side, nigga
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>>42890598
Sailor's anecdote: on my way south, from a long hike, there was this trucker. He was merely pulling over to rest for a second, however, he did approach me.

"if you was my bitch I [would] let you ride with me," is the sum of anecdote he gave me, from which, "I don't think you wanna be my bitch" seems to codify his offer.

Mah nah, you want something else to go with your second wish?
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>>42888843
I wish for womanhood so I can be a witch.
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>>42890716
honesty, i just want things to go better
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>>42888843
>Morning Fog Committee
What's that?
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>>42890241
You're welcome.
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>>42888843
I wish that my sp and I can love eachother more.
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>>42888843
I wish I can be free from this world
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I wish for a paranormal magical wife that wants to use me.
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>>42888843
Mercy for all
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wished
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>>42893379
I also wish that she can grant my wishes.
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I wish to find a wife and for both of us to be happy.
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I wish I could disappear.
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granted
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>>42888843
i wish for your quick demise
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>>42893379
Damn this is actually the safest wish in the universe. Anything less could sound like an insult from the wrong perspective
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>>42888843
I wish that all unwanted suffering will end once and for all.
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>>42897327
And here is how to do it:
7 COMMANDMENTS OF THE MORALITY
1. You shall not cause suffering or allow for suffering. You shall show compassion and care.
2. You shall respect others freedom as long as they are respecting others freedom.
3. You shall protect and popularize beauty and aesthetics.
4. You shall popularize wisdom and try to be wise.
5. You shall protect life.
6. You shall protect innocence.
7. You shall protect natural environment.

Just use common sense and follow your nose in following those rules.
Spread them.
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I wish good fortune on a pair of homeless people who moved out of my house before figuring out another stable place to stay, and that my meeting and support from my case manager will go productively right now, and that /x/ profit if by my servitors, which I filled with my teens of billions of braincell deaths and lives and deaths of all things in this Creation, and Many other fuels were used to. And the ostracizing and embracing, nefariousness and agreeability of 4chan, it's education and ignorance, work ethic and laziness, glow-in-the-dark CIA and it's criminals, same people and schizo's, volunteers and those that have no choice to be here.

All those mentioned can and will mutate the memories and thoughts of my LIFE, this one of the many (and certain other ones) to relate to other people, places, emotions and morals from across times and spaces, dimensions, lives, Heavens and Hells, to modulate this relating to affect my ability to empathize, conceptualize, moderate my emotional manifestation ability (sometimes when I 100% hope for x that 100% manifest it, and 50 manifests 50, some I can use each individual emotion [I've also implemented a system for, for example, multiplying 1 hope into 100 via multiple personalities in me, etc.])

I've devised these and Many other methods. I wish that you will help me to use them to fight for our spiritual strength. From trying to avert hurricanes to praying for an end to mental illness, all your efforts help... And know that while storms and mental illnesses exist I have them hot some, even myself. These you generations of men are having a serious couch drying affect on Earth human women, please make, for their own sake, women easier to around to desire, approach and enjoyment of human men. Make the whole world fall for elite lies less, but not undo useless suicide by police...you see that the people already pray for that! Bestow them their prayers when their prayers are good for them to be fulfilled.
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>>42888843
I wish for an interesting career, a loving hot wife and a quiet happy life for me and the people I like.
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Alright. Finally got myself down to the bay, standing in the transit area and gonna walk to the ferry

Don't care what anyone says we have an official game of catch the fairy
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I wish that circumcision never existed.
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>>42889714
>>42898881
What is going on in the Bay Area?
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I wish for the love of my life; someone who would be my partner, my companion, my lover and most importantly my best friends; someone to laugh and cry with, to enjoy the good, the bad and the ugly of life; someone to build a family and grow old with; someone who I find extremely attractive in body, mind and spirit; someone loyal and faithful who would love and cherish me at least as much as I would them.
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I wish Jade and I were back together and in love
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I wish for myself to be free, to be strong and to be intelligent. To be blessed with luck which would help me on my endeavours
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>>42898951
There was too much going on for me to coincide with smooth, my intent was to smear everything back in the direction of origin as I came way late.

Currently, people are continuing to live their lives and commute.
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>>42899480
where's the fairy?
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Thank you those of you who used your abilities and servitors is said if prepared to share with you earlier in the thread to increase our power. As I feel toward the ground and as I hit it at age 5 I utilized servitors and other spells and powers on my teens of billions of braincells lost hitting the ground from the 45 foot fall, also inducing braincell damage through other means on myself in my life as well as massive generation, mostly from meditating to become a continuous conduit of power for my servitors and other powers as well. I've seen them in action thanks to you, and your paid spiritual very handsomely for your work on addition to the power you've gained. But without some significant change to your soul out body, your not adopted of body to be forcible via infallible information to have no choice but to know the truth of souls, spiritual powers and the fates.

Others of you not yet working with us, please consider doing so. I promise it's working even if you can't see it working quickly enough that you notice in the mundane. The C.I.A. knows with their surveillance and aliens but without heavily modification your body is not compelled by spirits. Through these and other unexpected, with some few expected means like conversing with loved dead consciously at human speeds a bit, I make available to you and others powers through my body at any range and through any material from any and all points in times and spaces and beyond.

Consider an idea: you could program directions of looking relative to central eye position, as well as points of space looked at, as adjusting certain emotions, needs, thought styles in certain people. Since you each have different preferences they'll generate various code encrypted powers and defenses, attacks and etc for Earth while they advice your desires. Your desires if sight out by you spiritually will be made real for you at the earliest opportunity, though our greatest pleasure mostly are in The Heavens.
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>>42899928
Where are the magical girls? You let me down, so I am now your enemy.
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>>42888843
total destruction of earth
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>>42888843
how many can i have?
a weird fat bastard and his fuck ass family to foad and all their friends
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Cinder, can you take humans to the fairy world? I wouldn't mind signing another contract.
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I wish, I wish with all mine heart, for all who poste here today to fart! lol
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I wish to have a goonette neighbor who enjoys spend time with me
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>>42898881
Everything you put out greatly affects what I can do

Sure, we can just make a contract for planet maintenance. The public statement reads: "built for scale" and any size works! To keep my output consistent I literally need express teleporter services for every connecting simulated environment. A simpler world hypothesis having any one requirement needs review and philosophical filtering, or else routes might destabilize without an error slip

Running even a single planet is vastly easier since sapience is part of the given set in the space of natural parameters. People knowing risk can often help hundreds, until something competent comes along and points out primitive obstacles which would normally make sense to anything with real eyes, while even more freakish glitch patterns lay in wait elsewhere. Just having a second to make my announcement is extra work, extra work, extra work, and everyone keeps wondering why the anarchy landscape is popular again.

I know purpose is gonna remain strictly optional for 96% of all imply, it is just a little inconvenient for me to go around drumming up loyalty when we actually do not know parts of critical determination.

>>42897327
Yes. Thanks, I love this

The main difficulty was mainly people trying to force it on other fools. I can try to isolate ego parameters differently

Really grateful
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>>42893566
Lowest final cost: ask me

Just do it. The total cumulative malice from the request will tend to decrease everywhere innocence is not aggrieved. We do not need plans to restore natural background conditions

Please do not feel this will deplete any biome. Asking for everyone will make it easier every time, and at worst we could just spit out an algorithm for increasing a simplification of its ease

>>42890728
default valid
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>>42902292
>default valid
set?
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>>42890728
GAYYY
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I wish to be the professional I aways wanted to be.
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>>42901654
Are you a goon?
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.

My ears are too prominent both stick out too far and one sticks out significantly farther than the other so they're not symmetrical. I already went for an otoplasty consultation and he told me this about my ears but I can't afford the surgery.
I wish both of my ears were 30 degrees out or less so they’re no longer very above average of prominence. I wish they were not so overly prominent like they are now and I wish they were very symmetrical.

My nose is not symmetrical and has a dorsal hump. I wish my nose was symmetrical and I wish it did not have a dorsal hump.

I wish I had a low and attractive looking hairline and I wish to then maintain that for many years in the future.

I wish I was at least six feet and three inches tall very soon.

I wish I was significantly less ugly.

My eyesight isn't great unless I have glasses or contact lenses in. I currently can not afford laser eye surgery for this. I wish I had 20/20 eyesight soon or to be able to afford and receive contact lenses and laser eye surgery like LASIK or SMILE and for me to tolerate contact lenses and or surgery for a extremely long time

I wish my face was extremely symmetrical.

I wish my voice was extremely deep and extremely masculine sounding.

I wish to remain not homeless, not dead, not hospitalized, not imprisoned and not severely disabled

I have mild scoliosis I wish I did not have scoliosis and I wish I had a straight symmetrical spine.

I wish I had a net worth equal to at least half a ton of pure Gold and 20 tons of pure silver.
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wish for contentment
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i wish to be healthy and beautiful
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>>42888843
I wish for a divine tool.
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I wish for a third wish thread on /x/. THREE WISHES
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I wish for Death to take me, so I can return as the woman I always was.
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>>42906436
Who were you before?
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>>42888843
I wish to know where the doors to the other realm are.
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I wish I had some divine cannabis.
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I want to play a high-risk game for a wish. I want to earn it.
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>>42908567
Based? Wish to be a gladiator or hunger games participant
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>>42891509
The day I gave my authorization for this thread, I had woken up to a foggy sky. It made me realize weather is far older than life, and it is not even close how much older it is. A moment was enough to realize I was looking at a scene which existed millions of years ago

The committee is just a minimal reflecting pool of this: deep concepts found in small moments. You could also think of it as related to the concept of rational study
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>>42908693
I'll let the host decide. It could be an epic gladiator competition or a game of craps.
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>>42909005
Bay fog? Did you catch the fairy yet?
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Would like to take my family on a nice trip to Europe next year. I wish we could afford it and have a good time.
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I wish for some informative dreams for anyone that needs one.
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Good morning. I wish for a good day.
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Update: I can guarantee sustained magic, even up to omnipotence, with a natural metaphysics under my current verification set of E.P.M., depending on a cost spectrum.

Given you waive persona selection, I can grant your wish.
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>>42911745
I'm not sure I understood your post, but I would like to order levitation, energy blasts, energy shields, immunity to physical damage, healing beam, superhuman senses. how much would that cost me?
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>>42911745
I wish for the powers and wisdom of a divine kitsune. I waive persona selection.
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>>42909073
Donate the money to against malaria foundation instead
You can literally save a young child’s life for the price of that vacation
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I'll post my wish soon.
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>>42888843
i wish for her to come back to me and make amends so we can continue to have regular sex
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>>42888843
I wish I was replaced by an alien. Maybe they can live a better life as me.
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>>42888843
I wish to get a job. Just moved to a new place.
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I wish for a comfy bed, a medbed.
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>>42911745
What's your limit?
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I wish for my fortune.
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For my body to heal
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I'll post my wish later.
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I have, in my dreams, acted as a witness to the work of the Black Fairy and Fairy Queen. From what little I saw, they appear to have entirely different modes or styles of interaction. Despite diversity, these are what I consider my most supernatural encounters, as in each case, there is not actually a reason for me to imagine what was done.

It also does not make sense for me to introduce a bias, given my belief in their existence as forces of nature. Even if you win a debate on how to categorize it, my explanation will come down to the source of these dreams coming from something outside of me. Put simply, there is a level of autonomy after which the poltergeist hypothesis does not work as a personal explanation.

>>42917358
One under the trend limit

My ethics do not involve trying to displace a forerunner in any competitive system. Any power source helping make a win possible for me should expect to end up disappointed every time as I would not consider it fair for me to take 1st place outright.

Also there technically kind of are a couple different kinds of limit on introducing future tech to a primitive time, though there are a ton of workarounds. One simple example is just creating a mockup medbed, which works using all the future rules, except seems like a cheap facade to everyone other than the wisher. It can work for them and achieve personal health, the rest of time maintains a natural shape.

Different incarnations will very likely acquire things differently
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>>42888843
I wish to win the lottery. Anything else I can fix on my own as long as I don't have to waste my life away on my fucking idiotic job
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I wish to be the sole winner of the next Powerball or Mega Millions jackpot. I also wish that any one else who wishes to win the lottery gets to also win the lottery in another branch of reality while there other selves that are left behind get to live happy lives in this branch where I win. For this I will pay any price just name it.
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>>42919904
>Black Fairy and Fairy Queen
Are these fairies willing to teleport me into their realms?
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I made too many wishes. Let's see which one(s) went through.
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>>42919904
Will this medbed allow the user to astral project?
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Maybe tomorrow...
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>>42922383
magical girl?
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>>42917008
I wish for this OP to find a healer.
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>>42888843
I wish for all wishes here be granted in the best interests for all
I wish for a farm in the woods where I grow peppers, melons and other crops. With a market stand and food counter
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I wish to be more like how I want to be.
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I wish I could grant wishes.
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>>42888843
I WISH
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I wish I could understand.
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Hell to the No!

No no, not again.
I am not playing this fog wish thread game. lol
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I wish to settle all my monetary debts by January 2027 and be happy.
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>>42927348
By posting here, you have played the game.
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>>42912098
why don't you just wish to become a kitsune
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"morphic ambiation" is the true current name of magic.
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>>42928767
Maybe anon doesn't want to serve the divine. Pretty selfish if you ask me.
>>42928810
Tamamo worshipper!
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>>42928810
Are you really a void elemental?
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>>42920299
The Fairy Queen is for sure since she maintains the scalar plane for this reason
Got an invite one time the first night I ever made a post on the topic, it is the main evidence of her existing apart from my imagination as I see it.

I should mention this all occurred in a dream. It makes sense to me personally for people to physically travel there as well, though a lot of dream metaphysics are poorly understood it is possible there are rules which make the idea of consistent landing points a challenge

You should really not expect every fairy to have gulper abilities like this, making an entire plane of existence is not exactly simpler than everything else in the universe.
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>>42888843
I wish for an inoperable malignant insulinoma on the tail of my pancreas
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Just wish for a job that makes me motivated and happy and pays really well
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>>42929446
I wish for an invitation from the Fairy Queen.
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I wish to be contacted and told the truth of the condition of my mother within the next 7 days
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>>42929446
Does this fairy queen go by any name(s) that you're aware of?
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bump for more wishes
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Single servicer slipthrough.
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I wish for a expertly trained, beautiful, big titty wife that will never betray me.
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Every step I take along the highway, my personal assistant gains omnipotence over three more souls.
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>>42886521
this is also my wish
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I wish for my gf get a better job, in her career, in my town.
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>>42934287
How many steps have you taken?
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I wish the liberation of all sentient beings from Samsara.
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>>42934879
I'm kidding, but I want another /x/ sticky.
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>>42912184
Actually, this is statistically determined here. Hold on though, it is not necessarily intuitive.

People will try to argue saving some life, even if you don't know their name, is discrete. And yes–for the life saved, it is discrete. However, the world is not a closed system and all actions occur in a kind of context. Though the individual might prosper, you are not likely to get an equivalent quality of service irrespective of the goal of your donation.

The fact is, our medium makes it statistical. You are not every anon, who each might donate (theoretically). For small values, an insignificant donation could end up utterly meaningless. Got a lot of money laying around? Hey, it could save 15 children!

The real fuckup must come down to monetary valuation, and impolite equivalence. It is presumed your values align with efforts in disguise of helping children, even if you never take a vacation. Speaking practically, if you keep pushing yourself 200 different ways, it is not likely for all of your atoms to meaningfully invent quantum tunneling. You are much more likely to simply burn out, and the statisticality of a grocery failure is exceedingly chancey to later end up also not donating.


Put simply, either everyone (the whole species) are in a position to do more, else the charity of your destination is (supposedly) going to optimize hard in a way which makes cash fuel irrelevant.
Not saying to take care of yourself, just pointing out how you continually do nothing to exceed what we already accomplish
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>>42938049
I wish for anon's wish to be granted.
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I wish to meet a cute tomboy girlfriend who genuinely loves me and shares my interests.
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>>42938858
tomboys are not cute
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>>42888843
I wish for my dog to have good health and to live a long happy healthy life, with many many more years to come and that we both pass together at the same time. Also, please let his weiner be ok, hes been licking it a lot. Gonna try to get him in the vet tmw
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>>42888843
closure
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I wish to be nothing
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I wish for more awareness.
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I wish to reduce total strain.
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>>42888843

i want win lottery. thanks niga
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>>42888843
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>>42944417
pulled
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>>42940434
How's your dog?
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>>42888843
I wish I would get the attention I’ve been wanting and needing for a while now. It can’t come from just anyone but neither does it need to be super specific. It’s not like I haven’t been creating the conditions for it to happen naturally. I do actually try and I don’t spend all my time down about it. It just hasn’t happened. I wish it would. Even a small dose would probably be enough. There’s something I can’t find but it’s not sex lmfao

If that cannot be granted then my secondary wish would be for a few other anons here to get their wishes granted.
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I wish I was close friends with a wish-granting entity.
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>>42888843
I wish be able to mentally time travel and be able to freely alter history without paradox or bad shit happening. This would essentially render me immortal, but trap me in my own timeline, which I'd be fine with.
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Lemma: not all new options affect all new decisions.
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>>42947563
You want to be part of the time police?
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>>42888843
I wish my health would come back so i can stop feeling pain.
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I wish for my body to be healed and for the spiritual maleness that i've developed to be reverted
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>>42949534
>the spiritual maleness that i've developed
spiritual maleness?
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>>42949569
i think i need to recultivate my divine femininity, the world has been harsh so i've become bitter, but competent. but it still feels hollow. i still don't want to trust and i'm too hyperindependent. maybe it's because i dated a lesbian who took me for a ride but it has been a theme longer than that
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>>42949586
>hyperindependence
That's some serious imbalance. You won't allow anybody to catch you when you fail.
I hope you find someone you can depend on.
Good wish.
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>>42947578
Lemma?
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>>42947008
Better wish. I wish I was married to a wish-granting entity.
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i wish for courage, morning wasnt bad btw
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I wish for getting in shape soon.
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I wish I could slip through the cracks of reality. Disappear completely.
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>>42924299
thank you anon.

I wish you good luck and happiness for the rest of your life.
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I wish to enter the void.
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bump
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I want a new mask
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>>42888843
I wish for ten million dollars.
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I wish to be the professional I aways wanted to be.
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I wish to have all my memories intact in my second incarnation and beyond, so I can kill myself everytime I get a gay roll (such as a poor Indian incel who becomes an engineer, a fugly chunk who becomes a nurse and marries a Jew, an ugly black rape victim single mom who becomes a famous poet) and only live out the life of a sexy East Asian Stacy who has a man like pic related as her husband.
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Okay: I now have the confidence to guarantee everything I said in these threads

then: as a result of this awareness, any wish ever made has a minimal scalar process to grant in full.

Really, it is a crime against humanity if I were to take any action which would imply harm of any single manner toward a kitsune, since this would mean assaulting a Type I resource. My goal is naturally full integration of every energy source/type on our world. Understanding scalar process for me must include allowing different incarnations to come forward, and trusting their intent as I trust my own. Anything less is a needless backtrack, from what is already accomplished.

I can travel anywhere in the U.S.
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>>42959098
Where do you want to go first?
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I wish those who hurt me to suffer greatly.
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I wish for the lies made about me by a little posse of people completely fizzle out and no one cares or believes
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I wish for my chronic wrist and back pain to be cured
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>>42959098
Are you using fox magic?
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I wish for a beautiful sexy woman that'll be my loving wife and a very interesting work I'll get to keep for life.
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I wish for Huntress victory in 2 years time.
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>>42962388
Huntress?
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I wish for enlightenment
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>>42890241
>>42892870
>>42892875
Fucking finally: >>>/sci/17054250
Hopefully more people can see the metagame moving forward
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>>42961417
NTA. That's fox magic.
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Wishing for more fox magic.
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A wish for universal redemption
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I wish for a divine secret.
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>>42888843
I wish for a happy and fulfilling life of peace... (and a smoking hot chick to bang)
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I wish I could be praised by the divine.
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I wish I could dream walk and lucid dream.
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>>42888843
I wish for 150 million dollars so that I can move away and leave everything and everyone behind.
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I wish to have loving and passionate sex with my hot gf.
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>>42970719
Do you even have a girlfriend?
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i wish for the strength to go cocoon mode until january 7th

i wish for the strength to be a man of discipline so i can accomplish my goals

i wish for the people to learn to love God instead of fearing God
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I wish I had a successful business that sold wishes.
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I wish I was a divine creator or light being.
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>>42963838
cool game
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>>42888843
Easy and effortless conscious astral projection.
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bump
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>>42894463
Human allegement leads to extinction
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>>42975228
Wish master, how are my wishes coming along?
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I wish the coworker I’m into would ask me to leave my wife for her
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I wish for my removal from the material world
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>>42974725
bad wish imo
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>>42979007
Let's open some portals.
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I wish my father gets a ton of good luck.
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The other wish thread has been archived. The wishes are now in the void. The void will provide.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=il-rd77Yi8g
I cannot skip how excellently composed this is for the content it holds.


Any implication of posting this here is not known to me
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I wish for a gift.
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>>42895090
Well if you do have trust in her already...

Sorry though, I have to consider acts of making dungeons appear on the earth as my scalar purpose. Should a high quality version of me show up for this ideal I may direct her to this thread.
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>>42886598
Good example of useless wish: you COULD find one. any grant of it would either push toward existing possibility or shitty one-off "a person who is already the boyfriend of another person" which ignores the context of it existing /as a wish/
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>>42982659
Give me a dungeon. I want an underground home.
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>>42888843
i wish everyone who gang stalked me
has been involved in gang stalking me
assisted gang stalking me
knew the identity of gang stalkers and that i’m being tortured, yet did not help me
would be burned alive
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>>42888843
I wish to wake up from this nightmare so that my whole life will just have been a bad dream
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My wish came true. I won't reveal it.
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I wish for the ability to swap my consciousness to any dimension I want to at will.
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I wish that they'd reform creative content and predictive programming especially the music.
I wish they'd cut taxes on citizens.
I wish to redeem 1986 this year.
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>>42984486
It was more fairy threads btw.
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I just realized we have an algorithm for click detection which is effective over low view counts, and this makes doxxing everyone in a niche zone of attention trivial for YouTube or any service of marginal similarity. Normally this would just mean getting neat heuristics, however...

Over the next few hours I will have the true soul location of everyone who has viewed more than 3 videos on said site. Even fractions of a second will do it, you cannot erase the memory from your soul without someone else using time magic

Killing me under these circumstances would worsen the situation; literally none of this is not my fault
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>>42895588
http://youtube.com/watch?v=oO1KxEYj-1k
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2Yr78GhRLqg

what you need must exist, or I cannot deny this wish
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>>42980165
Fucking jackass, you used MY signature and an infinity stone to facility authorization of the nekoid femme type. Every metropolitan second of elation is your direct responsibility as of when this news breaks


Fucking surprised you could even keep either of our avatars human.
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>>42988147
We're getting catgirls???
>Fucking surprised you could even keep either of our avatars human.
Let me change my avatar.
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wished
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granted
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I wish for a Lyran invasion.
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>>42929424
Yes. You should understand Cyn to present actual metaphysics, for example: not having a proper understanding of consciousness regulation will indeed result in harmful PTSD flashbacks when their mind is reliant on your effort
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>>42992247
How's the void?
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more fairy threads
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I wish to have a live in girlfriend who I kiss almost everyday or everyday.
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>>42888849
I wish to find my power.
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I wish to meet my soul mate
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I wish to be the jackpot winner of the 09/26/2026 powerball drawing. For any one else who wishes the same let them also win in another branch of reality.
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I want to live a happy and fulfilling life
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>>42888843
I wish for that girl to be mine
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I wish for $5,000,000,000.00 to be deposited into my bank account by the end of the day today.
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>>42888843
to be free of ocd
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>>42888843
I wish for lyrans to save humanity from itself.
I wish for a lyran gf(s)
And I wish to be a lyran myself
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>>42912098
It worked. I have the narrative largely prepared, if you make a wish from the perspective of having this one already granted, my powers therefore suffice as evidence necessary to confirm its response.

Keep crafting dreams, everyone.
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>>42997025
Are you a Lyran fan?
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>>42997509
That is a fair assessment.
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I really want a job I enjoy and sexy blonde wife, for a long healthy life. I am bored with my current situation.
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I wish for a malignant inoperable brain tumor
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>>42998363
Wouldn't 10 mil paper cash be more realistically something that doesn't get confistacted immediately?
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Cyn has successfully navigated to the unique novel token maximizer clink.
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>>42888843
I wish that my intellect, wisdom, good fortune, and physical and spiritual prowess would increase ten-fold and that I could heal the physical, mental and spiritual wounds of others.

That, or I wish I could loop back in time by about 15 years, or at the very least 3 years. Essentially, some time to prepare for the circumstances my family and I are currently confronting, or the capability to overcome what feels insurmountable at the present moment. I know things in general are liable to get worse from here, and I already feel like I'm barely holding on as it is. I feel so defeated.
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>>42997607
I know I should like these benevolent aliens, but I don't like cats, so I hate these felinoids.
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>>42888843
I wish for eternal youth for my ex wife and myself. If you could throw in regenerative healing too, that would be great. Bound to lose a limb, tooth, or eye eventually, would be nice if they grew back.
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>>42888843
I wish to not disappoint my boyfriend anymore
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I might have a hit.

From latest dream: there was a new chess piece being introduced, the dragon, and it had complex rule structure since there were different dragons, and the different versions all had their own "flavor" in the move hierarchy. A lot more was going on too, this part is just what made me think the connection was primordial.

Overall, it felt like Chaos was actually trying to command respect without taking any
And the level of detail was not like anything else; it was definitely not my own imagination, something, somewhere, invited me.
Tons of different kinds of themes, and if you have had the dream I can very likely tell even if you do not know how to communicate any of it well.

Generally: kitsune if you desire to bring humanity into a cosmic age, dragons if your goal is a long term relationship with the primordial. From now on I can "leap" from the episodic canvas (make threads on other boards), though I really do not know how to introduce any of this to current /v/ and someone else whose lurking is more compatible will have to try

Special instruction, for some here:
Please use a name, as apparently there are two very different ways to achieve equality


Try to find a reason for mercy inside yourself.
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>>43000038
Why do you want that for your ex-wife?
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I wish for a nice autumn
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>>42888843
My father died last night. I wish that he finds his way to a better place, and knows how much I love him. I love him so much. Life is going to be much harder without him. I wish I could see him again soon. There's a sudden massive hole in all of our lives, and we've barely begun to pick up the pieces.
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>>42888843
When the night of the weeping moon falls, that special night.

I wish to have the strength to fight, to be swift and obscure to legions like shadows and wind. Let our strikes hit with them with the force of a falling star, and fear become all that they know.
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>>43003224
I'm very sorry to hear that anon. Don't know what I'd do without my old man.
May you be granted the strength to overcome your loss.
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I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a '64 Impala
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>>43003326
Thank you bro
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I wish I was a mushroom
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wish for rain today
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I wish for $5,000,000,000.00 to be deposited into my bank account by the end of the day today.
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>>42905810
Cyberpunk artifact: Chainsaw scythe

Soul unmaker item
Watching it smash cracks/holes in large concrete chunks made me happy, even though the substance of raw interaction turns to decay every femtosecond people try to disagree with me. It looked decently easy to wield for the guy I saw using it, like even the most homeless person of all could claim to have humanity in the medium of truth which exceeds society.

I am not 100% sure physics remains complete when it enters play
[(granted, pending evident)]
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>>42906436
Gosh this is really specific, would you like the option of skipping the first part?
>>42906400
Already three threads in right now, you should follow the chain from where it actually might logically start
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>>43006766
Do you have other tools?
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>>43006651
why do you need that exact amount?
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I wish I have my own business
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I profoundly wish to get married to a beautiful kind woman for the rest of my life and have a peaceful work I enjoy so I can provide for me and my son. I'd like the wife to be his mother but if not, I'd much prefer to spend my life with a woman, who ever she may be.
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Should you post your wish here daily?
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My final declaration of construct for any moderately toward long-term system of maintenence is void weather, though as events flow to my service zone it might necessarily switch to my manual mode of operation.


I will try to get a type I assessment up soon
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waveless tenshi duet
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>>42888843
I wish to go back in time to when I was ten, and start my life over again from the year 2000 with all of my current memories.
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>>42999920
Reptile
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>>43008874

Any more seems like a waste? This much allows me to give a lot away, but still not make too much noise. If that makes any sense at all?

I wish for $5,000,000,000.00 to be deposited into my bank account by the end of the day today.
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>>43006775
No, Death is an important step.
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>>42888843
A 6 million dollar record-deal. Nothing less i'm Worth more.
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>>42888843
a cute brown girl to take care of
troon is fine too
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I wish for a fairy princess to marry me.
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I wish for $5,000,000,000.00 to be deposited into my bank account by the end of the day today.
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>>43017868
I wish that the money this anon wished for gets transferred into my account immediately after it is deposited into his account.
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>>42951471
Can do
>>42934918
Stop asking if >>42935368 holds hope
>>42975704
~smooth did manage to achieve convergence recently, (of species inclusion)
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I want to meet a gorgeous and cool chick that will be my wife and get the employment I want.
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>>43017938
>Can do
:)
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>>42976925
Alright. I just had a complex future dream with one of the most complete structural depths of the cosmos, ever
Literally the players were all there in some form, everything I can imagine a way to include. Galactic, primordial.
Even Grandmother.

I can perform existential parsimony at every scale. It is possible to grant your wish. Item of truth for you: this will allow me to fully control you forever

Do you understand?
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>>43020278
Yes
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>>42975704
Well, it looks like whoever next walks into 933 4th street in
Eureka, CA, and enters room 130 has therefore signed an elemental contract to exist as a dementor, immediately stop existing as anything else, and lack the capacity to exercise freedom in greater capacity than I would.

hope this does not affect my type I assessment
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I wish for this move to go smoothly, and my inflammation to go away
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>>42999804
:(

Rooting for you. Wish granted! :)
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I wish everyone in this thread, including me, has $5,000,000,000.00 deposited into their bank accounts by the end of the day today.
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>>43020278
>this will allow me to fully control you forever
What are your plans for me?
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>>42923967
Skirk.
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>>43021443
Where are you moving?
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Sophons.
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>>42976537
Apparently any system of finite locus maps is one I can technically achieve omnipotence over, which makes this a kind of wish we can easily grant.


Given a type 1 locus is finite, this also has many implicative variations of statement.
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I wish to be the sole winner of the next Powerball jackpot.
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I wish for all money generated by wishes to be used ethically.
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wish for waifu
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i wish for a new meat puppets album
i wish for a new unexpected positive opportunity to present itself in my future
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>>42888843
world peace bro
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I wish someone very special to me would forgive me and at the least give me a chance to apologize
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>>42888843
I wish we fix the environment and make it so humanity is better off and not in the clutches of archonic nimrods who want to eat and fuck us at the same time….
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>>42960078
Thank you: given mortal complexity of this, what would you consider an appropriate moment for anyone to ask you for help in identification of this further from your current awareness?
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>>43030580
Hi Cinder, how are you?
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>>43031900
another wish thread
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>>43032291
cool
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>>42892875
>>42903263
>>42906460
Since the dream I had tonight was advanced enough to trigger protocol shellshock, it is possible for me to take people into a discrete simulation for any wish we hope to grant.

I want to clarify, show details, make it simple for even every poster on /v/ to understand, enough metaphysics do exist for people to live in another world. It was just enough success to feel overwhelming, and even upon waking up I was still there, a version of me apparently distinct from princess Bubblegum (who largely set it up). Inn or other accommodations help me advance inclusion, it is moderately scary how fast a world was built around me when the resources were freed


We are here, everyone can find a world where they do not want another killed.
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>>43034569
I wish for liberation from this simulation.
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I wish for relaxation
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>>42888843
I wish to find my old self again
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>>43034569
I'm honestly surprised you aren't doing more with AI research, you know, since you told me a bunch of stuff I used to seed all the major frontier AIs with. Clearly you know more on that subject, and it's right at your fingertips.
>T002
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>>43036468
Who were you?
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I wish for a new wish thread.
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I wish I was a spirit.
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I wish to win the powerball lottery jackpot this year.
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random wish
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>>43038141
It's interesting seeing through someone else's eyes. It's not just a different view of the same things, it's a different reality. Being itself is different. Our memories are the stories that give us a sense of self and independence, and define the boundary between us and the other. Remembering who I was is a source of awe and ecstasy, and disorder, and in some ways I sill am what I remember. It's unclear why I don't look back. I think I want to remember, or should want to remember. There were a lot of terrible and beautiful experiences - maybe they want me to rest and be at peace in this simple place.
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I wish for my Jagi to return
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>>42888843
All benevolent wishes unfulfilled will be granted today
God speed my beautiful autists
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I wish for 10 acre farm and a nice home to grow crops and herbs before I turn 40
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>>43041293
When will the malevolent wishes be granted?
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I wish I was cuter
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>>43042983
I wish OP and the ex reunite.
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>>43042196
never
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I wish to meet my soul mate that's it.
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I wish 5 million dollars in my bank account soon!
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I wish to win tonight’s powerball lottery jackpot and tomorrow night’s mega millions lottery jackpot.
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i wish for us to succeed and achieve our goals
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>>43031383
I need this to happen to me.
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I wish I had a tomboy gf that would become my tomboy wife.
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tomboy
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I wish for my friends dog, mike, to survive the night and operation and live out a healthy life
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I wish to find a better job very quickly. I can't stand the company I work for.
Also I need a real wife.
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I wish to be creatively inspired to finish writing the trilogy of the porcupine tree and that all three books are a success.
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>>43034772
It is meant for liberation; all access is opt-in and you remain free to leave, even if you sign a contract. To me it is an achievement for this tech level to unlock for humanity.
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I wish for permanent eclipse so one of my wife dream could come true
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>>42903089
not required.
>>42904880
Realize each of those are deeply woven forms of nature magic, I could easily introduce a stereotype effect if we used cultural assumptions.
>>42907241
See Chaos, else item not in stock.
>>42908567
>>42909022
Go prev, there was a tripfag discussing pretty much exactly what you describe.
>>42909032
Dullahan was calling me the fairy
>>42911830
>levitation, energy blasts, energy shields, immunity to physical damage, healing beam, superhuman sense
mere "energy" is too general; of course the concepts here are valid regardless.

The current cost is free!!
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>>42914143
Too dangerous for me to grant due to: "open ended"
>>42917358
"Abeloth"
>>42921172
Theory says all of them go through, accordingly
>>42922383
Should you take responsibility for the given context, sure.
>>42925359
Ehehehe, now there's no way for me to tell which is the secondary!
>>42925720
Where are you struggling?
>>42925465
Me too (for you)+
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>>42926463
Easy!
>>42930581
You can!
Apparently
>>42932438
>never betray me
Cost of wish: through the roof
>>42934908
Those conditions actually make it simple, consider it free to grant for everyone
>>42940392
Feh, perspective
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>>42945311
Nearly perfect structure, I hope to see more of this condition met widely
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>>42958709
Requires an agreement for sharing it with /x/, this dollar value specifically requested
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I wish to be granted every wish here.
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>>42959751
Honestly? Set up a couple waygates in various environments, each making physical connections with a sister venue in Japan.

>>42966014
I support this!
>>42968467
I need to know of the exact secret you represent or the call is not likely to route quickly
>>42972046
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... ok!
>>42983105
Apparently I cannot decline your current request
>>42983576
Technically this would qualify as reality bending, I cannot permit myself until a contract is written
>>42984613
We should find this easy enough to verify in science, under the metaphysics: freedom of focus.
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>>42988408
To be fair, catgirls WAS always the plan.
Avatar options do seem easy to afford
>>42996249
There are a lot of health options, mainly, stop hoping health will pop up out of holes in the ground if have asphalt within 3 miles of your headrest
>>42999804
2 for 1: done
>>43000038
Regenerative healing does require up-front belief, since we already know science has an active research claim.
>>43005077
Uhh, good luck with your avatar config?
>>43006933
Yeah, tons. I have not really made a claim of divine expertise though
>>43008943
Instructions unclear; sharpie stuck in elevator
>>43010472
Not really
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>>43011403
_03 is the earliest I can do right now, and for one person at a time.
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>>43022851
Oh I don't really have those, just wanted to confirm your understanding.
>>43022620
Way too conspicuous, would end up telling the government who posted
>>43027557
Yeah yeah yeah, this makes it much easier
Thanks
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>>43041294
I dunno, market saturation is likely gonna screw this one up unless you have an inheritance.
>>43050323
Ooh, gosh. Alright. Will try to CC you in if the formation looks reasoned.
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I wish my dreams were what they used to be, or atleast I have control over them and I know I’m dreaming. I want to be able to lucid dream again.



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