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Anonymous

03/04/24(Mon)13:53:42 No.189292

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Anonymous 03/04/24(Mon)13:53:42 No.189292 Archived

How would you beat him?

Anonymous
03/04/24(Mon)13:55:17 No.189293

Anonymous 03/04/24(Mon)13:55:17 No.189293

>>189292
PUNCH IN THE DICK

Anonymous
03/04/24(Mon)14:49:49 No.189294

Anonymous 03/04/24(Mon)14:49:49 No.189294

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>>189292
>GIRTH --- 80 IN.

Anonymous
03/04/24(Mon)17:23:46 No.189308

Anonymous 03/04/24(Mon)17:23:46 No.189308

my man was picking up anchors

you aint beating him

Anonymous
03/10/24(Sun)08:40:45 No.190144

Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)08:40:45 No.190144

>>189292
Jog at a moderate pace around him shouting insults until his heart explodes in a few miniutes.

Anonymous
03/11/24(Mon)11:45:58 No.190263

Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)11:45:58 No.190263

Repeated leg kicks while maintaining my distance until he falls, at which point I Chandler-Ferguson his chin into oblivion and keep kicking until he's unable to fight.
Or at least this is my Sherlock Holmes (2009) style prediction.
In reality I can't get close enough to kick without him also being able to reach out and grab my skull to squeeze it like a stress ball.
Maybe I can have a chance if I bully him by reminding him about what a tragedy it is to be like him, so he gets depressed and I can exploit the moment of distraction to do some Jackie Chan shit like pantsing him to incapacitate him or something.