Can you draw that before you get double legged and then have your chin pounded ?

Nah

>>203687
>allowing a big dumb violent animal to get within 10 feet of me
Nah

>>203686
Currently in my country every "aggression" it's 3-5 armed men against one person so nothing can save you.

>>203689
You like to think you have a choice, but you dont. Real life isn't like time crisis. You don't have the foot pedal and jump out from behind the wall

And then you go to prison for decades because you're not allowed to fucking shoot people over a fist fight

>>203686
even the best MMA fighters carry guns too
https://nypost.com/2018/08/22/ufc-star-confronts-meth-head-who-broke-into-his-home/
never waste your time touching a crackhead

>>203698
This. Eliminate any potential to be touched or hurt

>>203686
Shooting yourself should take less than 2 seconds. Practice.

>>203706
kek
you mad bro?
go lift some weight discs, it’ll make you feel better

>>203693
You can if it goes from non-deadly to deadly, and hitting a grounded opponent definitely counts. Don't make me pull out the book on self defense shootings, nigger

>>203686
https://youtu.be/CH4raN4cMBk?feature=shared

>>203686
>5 seconds
>5
Lol you suck, do you even own a shot timer?

>>203733
>less than 5 seconds
read much?

>>203771
Five seconds from concealment to first shot is a terribly low bar. You'd know this if you actually owned guns and trained seriously.
Bragging about drawing in "less than five seconds" is like bragging about bench pressing "more than 100 pounds".

>>203775
holy shit you can bench press more than 100 pounds amazing what's your secret

>>203721
Yeah most fights it's just the person throwing one or two punches. It's better to be able to throw a few and disengage

>>203691
Come to Brazil

>>203805
No :^)

My friend since 2nd grade got married and asked me to be his best man but the wedding was in Brazil so I didn't go

He was practically begging, bro you don't understand! The place we're staying is right on the beach
And I'm like nigga I live 10 minutes away from the beach and I can go there without risk of getting robbed with a machete, you'll have to do better than that

>>203806
you sound like a pussy

>>203807
Maybe but I'm a pussy that can freely move around in public places and not have to worry abut my property getting stolen

Lol I remember these 2 girls talking about how back in Brazil their dad's would remove the radio from the car and carry it with them when they went into the store

seems like this cold wrap is actually relieving my pain!

>>203776
You got caught lacking, son. Go take a class, go shoot a match, get good. I believe in you.

>>203809
Ok pussy
>Gets knock out game pranked on him anyway

Oh no no no

>>203686
Why do gunfags act like they're the only people in the world who can own guns? What's stopping the fighter from having guns as well? Now you're outmatched in every criteria

>>203698
Based Dean Lister. Dude was a great MMA grappler

>>203868
It's lardass cope: they want to buy a solution instead of working for a solution. The same gunfags who don't see the value in other martial training are the same gunfags who don't train seriously at the range.

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>>203686
You are a fucking faggot. Stay a retarded worm cuck.

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>So these two Puerto Rican guys approached me and asked me for my autograph. I told them to fuck off.
>“You ain’t all that, anyway,” one of them said. “We got guns and you only got your fists.”
>If I wasn’t on coke probably nothing would have happened. But I was, so I chased them into the lobby and up the escalator. We got to the top of the escalator and I knocked one of them out with one punch. The other guy was hiding behind the front desk and I pulled him out and hit him. He was spared when hotel security came."

I own you because I am 3 steps ahead of you (I rigged a bomb into your home's entrance and you never found me in the first place)

>>203707
Post body, skinny boy.

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>>203686
>I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds
about that...

>>203937
“guns” vs. gun
it’s not even close, coper.

>>204117
>unloads entire magazine
>hits the target once
Do police even get firearms training anymore? What was that second dipshit doing with his weapon still holstered? Pathetic.

>>204153
>Do police even get firearms training anymore?
Not as much as they should. You can thank department budgets and police unions for that.
>What was that second dipshit doing with his weapon still holstered?
He had his taser out instead of his pistol because they were trying to deescalate instead of letting the guy commit suicide by cop like he wanted.
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/mynews/athens/narrative-of-bodycam-footage-from-athens-deadly-officer-involved-shooting/85-9a076f1e-6697-461d-a6f5-6fca0007a2d7

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>>203686
>>203689
Unless you're maintaining 21+ feet of social distancing at all times you're vulnerable to getting mogged by edged weapon Chads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYl2KCdFNgo

>turns head slightly to the right
nothin personnel

>>204245
Kek
>>203702
All these threads are bait and we are retarded for replying

>>204153
Unsure about the US, but i know here in Australia cops only have do 1 mandatory range day per year. Civilian pistol owners have to shoot every month.

If youre friends with the average cop, theyre probably the most dumbest fucking people youll ever meet.

>>204657
>cops only have do 1 mandatory range day per year
It's the same here in the US and the standards for that one range day are very, very low.
>Civilian pistol owners have to shoot every month
We don't have a requirement like that but statistically concealed carriers greatly outperform LEOs.

>>203686
Op goes to the beach with a gun in his shorts lmao

>>203721
Pull it up faggot

>>203806
Weak ass mindset

>>203809
Where you from Europe? Because last time I checked people can’t wait to steal from each other in the states, it’s legal right?

And then the trained mma fighter punches you in the face dislodges it from your hand and fucks you in the ass with it and then shoots you.

How about that? What if that happens?

No shit, OP. That's why it's categorized as deadly force. Unfortunately, deadly force is haunted by the specter of Any Reasonable Man, whereas a double leg or kicking someone's legs out from under them is not.

On the flipside though, I was informed that as of last year, in my state, slapping a rear naked choke or even a guillotine on someone now constitutes lethal force, and the victim of said choke can perforate your ass for it. Which was news to me.

>>205155
I mean, I see the logic in the law. You, as an experienced grappler, know that you can let off after 30 seconds and then get away. John Doe the fat retard in a tap out shirt who thinks he could just go crazy on a ufc fighter is liable to put some poor bastard in a choke hold for 15 minutes and kill them.

ngl seems like the mma guys coping itt

>>205245
>I'm totally going to 360 noscope you whilst my chins being rocked and im being suplexed on the floor

Things virgin neckbeards believe

>>205245
They think that lifting weight discs every day and groping shirtless sweaty men makes them invincible, and it crushes their entire two-braincell world when you tell them otherwise.

All those who think the OP is wrong - are niggers

Martial arts for serious self defense is worthless and useless. However it's a fucking perfect hobby for self confidence, which is hell of a good trait to have for a character.

For some bullshit like Karate or even Boxing to work, you have to have the perfect circumstances. Too many motherfucking ifs. It's easier and more effective to have a pepper spray if you live in a communist state. If you live in a country where white people are still treated with respect, of course, buy a gun.
Not having a pepper spray when there are negroids, somalians and turks running around your country, is a dumb thing to do. Carry a motherfucking gun or a pepper spray if you are not a moron.
Pro tip: Knife's overrated. It's the worst "self-defense" weapon that works purely to scare away, and only against dorks. Last time I checked criminals are rarely dorks.

No, I am not saying "don't learn martial arts". Don't be a weak-ass virgin nerd, who says "I don't need physical strength because I have brains". Ironically whoever thinks like that is a braindead negro.
You'll never know what's gonna happen. You don't always carry a gun, besides you don't always want your opponent to be fucking dead. Like, imagine a drunken bar fight. Or a fight in a college campus. Brawling between you and some of your distant cousin who's drunk at a wedding.

But anyway my whole point was - any street fight is a bad business. It really is just more effective to use pepper spray, or a gun.

>>203689
you'll hesitate. Grab wrist, break wrist, no threat.

>>203687
didnt leonardo lo and some competitive black die via gun shot?
I think Lo tried to grind on some dudes girl. and the other guy was having road rage and being really confrontational to some old man after hitting his car. Like getting in his face
i dont see how crawling on their ass and closed guard could have stopped that bullet

>inb4 you dont understand my mentality, i just see red, i am just a shark in a sea of jiu jitsu practicioners

>>206985
>competitive black
competitive black belt*

>>204117
>anon doesnt know what drugs are
dude also missed like half of those shots

>/k/fag trains endlessly plinking cans
>gets pwnd by an artillery shell

>>203687
*side steps u*
The wonders of footwork that bjjfags like to ignore.

>>207266
bjjfags ignore everything that can bring them harm and then throw a tantrum.
Go powerlift and let your body get used to the movements of bjj
you'll be destroying people
it's happened before

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>not being a strong weight-lifter, practicing MMA or self-defence, AND carrying a gun.

>>203686
>waiting for faggot op on the other side of TSA security

>>203933
I imagine the whole situation with all those dialogs it's fucking hilarious

>>207408
this

>all this seethe
why are people mad about this shit ofc guns beat everything.
t. mma guy who owns a gun, too

>>203806
>getting robbed with a machete
that's mexico

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>>203692
guess again faggot

>>203686
>Retard purchases a gun to use in altercations against unarmed men

> I bring an attack helicopter to the fight and end it in 5 seconds

>>203809
My friends dad was born in Brasil, lived there for 40 years and never had problems, but then again he was tough

>>208381
>why are people mad about this shit
OP is always such an effective troll because it's true. You could spend 20 years training your body to the peak of human ability and a child will a gun will still be able to effortlessly kill you. People who have spent a lot of time training in martial arts or whatever don't like hearing this so they come up with a bunch of cope instead of using their brains like >>207408 and buying a gun.

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>>203691
>*blocks your path*

>>203686
This guy is a massive pussy who never trains. Why entertain him?

>>203686
>"I bring this to a fight and it’s over in less than 5 seconds"
and you don't know how to grapple so he disarms you easily.

>>211144
See >>203732

>>203686
The only time I ever think about self defense is when someone like you brings it up. I'm gonna be real anon, in the past month I haven't left the house unless it's the grocery store, the gym, or the library+park in the middle of the day in an affluent area.

For my money pepper gel is easier to wield, less legal hassle, cheaper, less training required, just as effective for deterrent, and less likely to find weapons pulled on you in return.

>>203693
Of course you're allowed to use picrel to defend yourself if you're being attacked lmao. The united states is not like any other faggot anglo country in that you're not expected to just let someone beat your ass until the authorities arrive.

>>211245
Dumb

No I won't explain because it suits me to have less armed tards out there

>>211245
>is easier to wield
arguable, they both require accuracy.
>less legal hassle
When you use one, whether or not it becomes a legal hassle is up to the DA, not you.
>cheaper
Okay, you base the tool to save your life on its cost.
>less training required
I'll agree with you on this one.
>just as effective for deterrent
No, a pepper spray isn't guaranteed to take someone down. a CNS hit with a gun is guaranteed to work.
>less likely to find weapons pulled on you in return
I'd say its about the same chance of getting a weapon pulled on you, but I suppose on this one we'll have to agree to disagree.

>>204244
>just stands there like a retard while the guy is clearly reaching into his jacket while giving his ID
LMAOOOOOOO if you're really this LOW IQ you deserve to die, faggot. As soon as I see your hand reach inside, you'd be coughing up blood.

>>203686
I have a gun too and I am much more used to doing things calming while adrenaline is running in the redline.

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>>203686
You can have all the muscles in the world...

>>215963
This illustrates the argument for both training and having a gun. The big guy avoids getting shot the first time by grappling John Wick, but John Wick is uncommonly strong himself and trained to a high degree of competence in martial arts and so successfully fights to regain control of his weapon. Being unarmed didn't mean the big guy had zero chance, and being armed didn't keep Wick from a hand-to-hand fight.

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>>203687