Basic brand info for beginners >https://pastebin.com/CxdBGA6WShoe reviews:>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AnSv7MyhLozYdGM1a1FUMHNtTkRFN0xkVmt3dEZ0NHc#gid=0Submit a shoe review:>https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Y70Tug_iI9-dW2VqBBzsI9PCnFlw1jIOu9yTlHcc-wY/viewformJust skate and have fun. You're never too old or fat to skate. Skateboarding is 90% mind 10% body.Skatepark etiquette: Remember everyone there shares a common interest with you.Thread video:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe3LfIxyv8QLast Thread: >>207401
First for bad knee, sick heelflips, working on your own car, never skating tranny, and beating up slap kids.
In the old thread, an anon mentioned their shop getting really expensive hats. I finally went into the city to visit the skateshop here, they're full of Magenta skateboard stuff for some reason. T-shirts for $70. I didn't buy anything and left.
>>209433>they're full of Magenta skateboard stuffyuck, reminds me of one of my local shops that started out selling cariuma and still till this day can't get a nike account kek
damn 3 day weekend from uni and it's gonna fucking rain the whole timethis sucks
>roll over to street spot>see something on top of the ledge as I get close>someone dumped an entire tub of ice cream onto the ground>cardboard ice cream tub is full of cereal and milk>thousands of ants>have to pick up the cereal and milk in the ice cream tub to even begin to skate>pick it up and the smell hits me>gaggingI fucking hate people
>>209445here too. im getting really tired of all this rain. a new skatepark even opened up here lol.
>>209433i dont go to gay ass faggot shit hypebeast fashion skate shops I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about
>>209433You didn't go over there to buy skate gear????
>>209455ya fr why the fuck are any of these faggots talking about going to the skate shop to buy a t shirt or a hat wtf yall niggas aint hear of a thrift store? (inb4 some lil old nigga comes in talking about resellers buying all the good shit when I can get some black pants black tshirt black hat for 10 dollars) and your broke ass is complaining about willlingly getting fucked in the ass by a "skate company/skateshop"
yeah i just did the math my whole fit is less than 75$ today. shoes - emerica special free shipping ~$30socks - $10 for a 8 pack of dickiesUnderwear - idk they have holes in themPants - $8 cutt off specials from goodwillShirt - free from my homiehoodie - free from clothing company i worked athat - free from clothing company i worked at
>>209458Does goodwill ever have 38” inseam pants ?
>>209462fuck if i know nigga i aint eatin that good
>>209463Inseam is length not width
>>209463>>209464lmao
>>209458>UnderwearAt some point in the last couple years I have just stopped wearing underwear. I find it more comfortable especially when skating. Sometimes I forget that I'm weird in that way because its become so normal for me.
>>209471it's more aerodynamic too.
>>209471commando niggas are nuts
>wearing pantsWhy you guys all dressed up to shitpost on /esg/?
>>209440Magenta is a legit skateboard brand from Bordeaux, France.
I don't wear hats.
if anyone here owned supreme jackets and sweaters would you skate in them and risk ruining them? All the skate clothes I own are rare supreme pieces.
>>209487yeah and the shop is full of it cause no one wants those lame ass graphics on their board
>>209503If I had anything supreme and I was over the age of 26 I would sell that shit
>>209518problem is there are no loyal buyers, I tried selling something at retail price and the buyer claimed they never got it even though the tracking said it was delivered.
>>209503do whatever feels best for your current wardrobe situation I will skate in rags sometimes or nice shit sometimes, and I have other shit I don't skate at all
>>209519courier services routinely lie about tracking and delivery and package theft is commonwhat service did you use? fedex ground?
>>209523USPS, it was delivered to NJ if a nog stole it that isn't my problem.
>>209471when i find you imma pull your pants down
>>209422Tried skating for the first time.I bought plan b set and rode around my local skatepark for the first time tonight. Not a single person, just a warm summer night and tfk in my headphones. I got it down pretty fast, I only fell once. This is really fun and comfyIs there any essential advice for newfags?
>>209471I go commando too ever since I was growing up and my bro would wear my boxers, Im like fuck that he can have them. Been commando ever since. I shit when I wake up and theres no issue except when I get really bad swamp ass it shows.
>>209538my briefs absorb my sweat, without them my pants would be soaked and ruined. Plus everyone would see wet spots on my ass if I was riding in the heat without undies.
>freeballing in 2024My cum and piss stains would be unbearable, it's a young mans game.>>209537My advice is don't go looking for advice. Just have fun and do what comes natural. Once you hit a roadblock and don't know how to progress past it go get advice for that specific thing. For now just get comfy riding. I think noobs get in their own heads too much overthinking everything.
>>209422lmao why does skateboarding look so fucking gay? dumb woodpushers with their fliperoonies
>started skating last week>having the time of my lifeThe progression is so satisfying, every time you go out there is something new you can try to master without risking becoming an hero. >riding a cheap 'beginner' complete>replace shitty bearings with Bones Reds>mfw
>>209548Thanks anon>Just have fun and do what comes natural.That is what drew me in in the first place, it's surprisingly intuitive and way less complicated as all the talk makes it out to be, at least at the start. Less thinking more doing
>>209513Post a graphic
My switch ollies are crispier than my regular ones.
SWITCH STANCE, FACE PLANT
>>209582go look at their website, the graphics look like cheap wall paper art from etsy that a white woman would hang up in her studio apartment >https://shop.magentaskateboards.com/categories/hardgoods
Testeroni
>>209600I like some of these graphics. Better than the cartoon satanic slop churned out by many.
>>209600Damn yeah those are pretty bad. There are a couple I thought were ok but most look pretty ass.
>>209600Yeah I stand corrected. I had a magenta board when I was in Bordeaux, shape was strange too. Like an 8, or the infinity symbol.
>tfw you can't land a trick but then you tell yourself if you don't land it you're gay and your mom dies so you land it because you're not gay and your mom can't die
>can't kickflip >loosen shoe laces>can kickflip
>>209645is it any less painful grinding out more advanced flip tricks than kickflip/heelflip?asking for a friend
>>209503i skate in my mm gats
>>209645shoes are so importantI found years ago the perfect size and shape and destroyed those till the soles were completely gone, since then I haven't found a shoe like those, 10bucks primark shoe better than anything ever, still miss those shoes...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ujCzwN4D8what the fuck happend?
>>209653no offense, but that is literally just some guy and people die everyday. seemed young so it is sad but are we supposed to know who this is....
>won't stop rainingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
>>209458does goodwill or thrift stores have good clothes? I always buy my shit at ross but if they got shit that's cheaper maybe I'll check it out. Keep outgrowing shit cuz I'm lifting hard so need some shirts and looser pants too
>>209670depends on the store, mostly stuff you would find in your dad's closest
>>209422Buy new bearings https://www.skatewarehouse.com/SKF_Ceramic_Bearings/descpage-SKCRBR.html
>>209632>fail trick again>now you have to wear a butt plug to your mom's funeralFRICK
>>209677Out of all the components/products in skateboarding, the bearing market absolutely has the most hot air and bullshit inflation with it.
>>209686Really??? Not the bolts? Even Shorty's progressed to a board company.
>>209687reallymade in china bearings have the highest markup and marketing fluff out of any skateboard component by far
Brothers I have finally received the almighty neetbux. The 2 years of waiting was not in vain, I was getting paid the whole time. 10 stacks have been laid upon my bosom. Medicaid too. Now I can literally try to start life again and the only skateboarding I'll be doing is posting on the Internet about it. My life has improved so much since I stopped being a skater fag, now I am on the path to sell the fuck out however I can and be like Mikey taylor. Business is way gnarlier than skating, skating isn't even gnarly anymore niggas dirtbomb to cancel chriss cole r some gay shit is the moves nowadays. It's looking bleak welcome to your 30s if you keep skating kids you could make posts like this
>>209558Welcome to the club. Wait til you get new trucks.
>>209690>the only skateboarding I'll be doing is posting on the Internet about it.gay>some gay shit is the moves nowadays. It's looking bleak welcome to your 30s if you keep skating kids you could make posts like thisill never be like you broken knee
>>209697>Broken kneeI would never be a faggot European like him, my ankle is screwed and I don't wanna skate, knee guy is sad he can't skateAnyway I'm on a road trip I'll post pics when I'm going through cities
>>209645Yeah I personally find a little looseness is better for gripping and flicking. If they are tight like casts I feel less connected. Then there is Maurio Mcoy who's #1 kickflip tip is to wear 2 pairs of socks to get your shoes extra tight, personal preference I guess.
NY headin down the east coast, kratom penjamin n meds got me feelin ready for adventure bros
NY
>>209703>>209706where are you going business anon? and if you are not going to skate why should we care...
>>209685No, retard, you just say that didn't count and try again.
>>209690Skating = CoolBlog posting your non skate road trip = Gay
>>209708U don't have to care but it's better than bushing talk, you really think calling people retards over bushings is cooler than traveling bro?Delaware bridge nigaa
>>209721Yes. Travelling is fucking gay and for vapid females.
>>209701My foot could move a little in the shoe and actually feel the flick. I kept ghost flicking before. I get the idea behind double socks but I think shoe shape is probably more important.>>209721This thread is for skateboarding not your friendless road trip
>>209650Every trick is a battle to learn for me. Just got to give it a go. Some days go better than others.
Anyone have any wipeouts recently? I just did a nice faceplant and scraped off my knuckles today. Had to get a couple lip stitches and nail is gonna come off for sure. Right as I was riding home after a full day out too
>>209734Took the dog out for a walk and hit a lip on the curb, ate shit on R knee and R elbow and L wrist, all previously whacked this week. Hurts to sucks. T. 31 y/o who started skating ~2 months ago and still can’t Ollie while moving.
>>209692What difference will I notice with better trucks? Now that I've confirmed that I enjoy the sport I don't mind spending money on better gear.
>>209503Yes skate in your supreme pieces! The more swag the better you skate
>>209749You’ll have better chemistry with your skateboard and your bones reds bearings will love you for switching to better trucks
Lil Wayne said he 50-50 grinded the top of a vert ramp, and I can’t find footage of him doing that. Is that nigga lying ?
Plan-B just came out of fucking nowhere and dropped the heaviest 8 minute hammer I've ever seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l54Otifga5oJoslin & Lazer, absolutely insane. Also very interesting music choice, which I like.
>>209776I just finished watching this. Shit was buck. I had to rewind a bunch of tricks
>>209777Hardflip back smith what the fuuuuuuckJoslin looking great too, still throwing huge flip tricks from the top rope and landing with authority.
>>209422>be me>get back into skating around 2017 after a long break>super out of the loop with skate culture now>hanging out with my gay there skateboard friend>show him/them a vid of chris joslin skating this massive parking lot drop>"have you seen this? this guy is sick!">"nah man that shit is whack">*friend proceeds to show me a video part of some literal who that skates like he has broken knees and is scared to fall doing wall rides, no complys and slappies*>"this guy has soul unlike like that jock joslin"kek i knew i was out of the loop with what was cool/trendy in skating at the time but i think super gnarly stuff will always have it's place
>>209789You just made that up.
Our guy Jeff Decheesy is going hard on youtube.
>>209799real recognize real
>>209804Yeah he's our autist. Any is reddit's autist. I don't mess with him.
>>209805andy*
>>209804we are all the same race, the human race.
>>209749>What difference will I notice with better trucks?More responsive turning, probably a lighter feeling, will eventually feel good to do stalls and grinds on. Indy Hollows are my favourite. They made skating pools very fun and the reduced weight made a hell of a difference to my pop. That and just surfing around on them is lots of fun.
>>209808that's the gayest thing I've ever read
>>209804>tfw when the big ripper says you did that trick nice
>>209422big day for polar big boy, fti, minion hat wearing zoomers>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vc3PNTvXy8
>>209422is skateboarding a low iq hobby compared to surfing and cycling? since being harder to get good at skating doesn't make it high iq and being dangerous makes it low iq.
>>209839Tony Hawk has an iq of 144. Smart people like to do dangerous things. Probably because normalfags are so unbearably boring.
>>209846Haha Tony a bitch. Mine is 147.
>>209776Fucking terrible music choices. Can't fault the skating, though.
>>209846Ay Tone
>>209839go back
>>209839Iq isn’t even a good metric for intelligence let alone choosing a hobby; skating/surfing is cool; bicycle riders get logged by dirt bikes in every way>>209849Shut the fuck up that zoomer trash tunes you posted a minute ago blows these tracks slap
>>209861Eh the Manson can be left at home desu but
>>209862>iq doesn’t prove intelligence >smart people prefer mumble rap
i can't tell if the manson song was genius levels of 90s nostalgia marketing or if they're just retarded the skating was really good though
>>209864They paired it with Black Hole Sun so they were obviously aiming for something.I really liked it, but I'll note that I'm a boomer so it has the nostalgia effect for me.
>>209861>Iq isn’t even a good metric for intelligenceLow iq take
>>209864I guess that's what they were going for but it felt really out of touch. I'm a boomer so I guess I just don't get it but how can your brand be cool if these are the coolest tracks you can think of for your video.
>rains a bit in the morning>stops, starts drying up during the day>clouds roll back in just in time I get off work>starts raining again as I'm putting my shoes on
I want to start skating again after I move out but I have an intense fear of head injuries (The reason I stopped in the first place)Is wearing a helmet gay?
>>209767I believe him, he's dope
>>209891NOT wearing a helmet is gay, and makes you look stupid.Safety is the coolest fucking thing in the world. You only have one brain my guy. Fuck that up and it's lights out.Tony Hawk wears a helmet and elbow and knee pads and no one thinks he looks gay.
>>209891face, jaw, and teeth injuries are more common than tbi and you would need a full face helmet for that but that also makes it harder to see what's happening around your feet and also scares ppl but it looks coolyou might break your jaw because ppl are gay
>>209891Not many skaters wear helmets but it takes a proper retard to actually bully someone for wearing one.
talked to a qt skater girl on campus feels good man
everyone ive met that wears helmets was not doing anything worth wearing a helmet over, except the old boomers
>>209948ikrif you're skating big transition then pads are to be expected. but most dont skate big TRANNY
>>209893>Safety is the coolest fucking thing in the world. You only have one brain my guy.holy reddit
>>209948It’s pretty easy to hit your head on the pavement from trying a simple freestyle trick. So yeah I’m like a child for wearing a helmet because I’m new. And I’m pretty retarded for wearing wrist guards even though someone at the park broke their wrist attempting a kickflip.
I completely lost my switch stance I'm gonna slam hard soon.
i actively encourage everyone to wear a helmet but it's a choice, me personally I don't do it, a ripper wearing pads told me it didn't save his jaw though - ultimately I'm pro helmet
>>209967>me it didn't save his jaw thoughnigga
>>209967thats because the retard wasn't wearing a full face helmet
I once saw this cute girl riding her bike in the pump track, she did wear full helmet and a suit that looked like an exo-skeleton.
>>209955>It’s pretty easy to hit your head on the pavement from trying a simple freestyle trick.you are not a skater you are one of the retard tourists that frequent this thread
>>209977no joke, who the fuck says>a simple freestyle trick>>209970you misquoted me hard as fuck my nigga, but yes it doesn't save you from the concussion, just the skull crack
>>209893>my guyNever say these words again unless you want to be beaten up
>>209985can he say it to the cool way denzel says it
>>209986Yes anon should go around pretending he is Denzel Washington, that'd be much better.
This is what happens when you hellride boys. I just got Medicare, they're gonna fix me up, socialism is cool guys I got a little UBI it's gonna put me back on my feet, I can get job training to enter a government job, I low-key think it's a funnel to the CIA cause I'm schizophrenic but I'll see. Niggas really gangstalk my ass, unless I hallucinated it but who knowsWe outlived Phelps that nigga couldnt handle the fent, was stupid or got to greedy Motherfuckin hellride hell yea ruin ur life lol better than this tranny pc shit now just a new way to ruin your life but it's fuckin gayI'm checked out of im just gonna get rich i have a vision
>>209954>>209985I'm not wrong, and that's exactly why you are picking apart the way I said that comment.
It's Up!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdoS2aLYLKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WS6Ynm_E7Yreddit lover is a massive cuck
brush your teeth guys
>>209994His youtube fame is going to his head. Ever since the YSL shit his content has gone downhill. He has this naïve zoomer arrogance that makes his streams unwatchable.The Tim Pool videos were the best thing he put out in a while and even those were longer than they needed to be
>>209995and tongue
>>209998I think the Tim Pool stuff damaged his image. He came away appearing like an outraged redditor.
>>209999quads of truth
relax joa went clout chasing with tim pool but I swear to god getting big brothered by the Jah"yeah bro you can use my private skatepark for your youtube skate league" might be peak joa; i gotta say skate gossip is some of my least favorite shit like bro keep that in slap but he is pretty funny though
who tf skatin the fortnite grip!
>>210008>relax joa went clout chasing with tim poolEh he gets a pass for skate shit because he obviously loves skating but the attention seeking shit seems about the love of money. I saw he tried with asmondgold or whatever the retards name is too.
>>209994>dude dont sexualize barbie becaus,,, le kids!!!!gh’s only mistake in this vid was his inconsistence. crying about some thot barbie collab is some fag stuff or diet republic pedo projection literally kill yourSELF
the faggot boomers and the dipshit zoomers need to stop talking about this e celeb gossip bull shit. the next time I see one of you post a youtube video where its just some guy talking about drama in front of a camera Im gonna kill your ass gator style. half you faggots dont even skate so why do you even give a fuck about skate drama. its because your loser nerds with no lives maybe? this is some next generational poser shit watching some faggot talk into a camera instead of putting on a vid.
>>210070>your
>>210070>watching some faggot talk into a camera instead of putting on a vidWhy can't we have both? That vid is trash, but I like hearing people talk about skating and the culture surrounding it
>>210072>That vid is trashbut yet you wasted your time watching it anyway didnt you faggot? get a fucking hobby loser
If I made a slap website clone where you can call people faggots n shit would you guys use it?
>>210073Ok, boomer. I think its nappy nap time for you >:(
>>210075Slap is so clunky and outdated. I'm surprised they haven't updated it more
>>210076shut up you little faggot ass bitch. you probably spend more time watching youtube than skating>>210075nobody would use it. slaps been around for like 20 years.
>>210078>hurr you don't even skatecope
>>210078>nobody would use it. slaps been around for like 20 yearsYea but they got taken over by wild tranny jannys n ban everyone, everyone knows that place is gay as fuck, the words been out for a minute
Waiting for the next spitfire merch “dilate like a girl”
>>210082lurk more faggot>>210085>Yea but they got taken over by wild tranny jannys n ban everyoneyou guys keep repeating this shit but im just not seeing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7rO-5QUuxcThis nigga speaking facts.
>>210089buy an ad faggot. and maybe shit on actual pros not random idiots posting beginner clips for their friends
>>210088says the seething newfag lol post clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q10cNeIXW_I>no JoslinHe'll always be a jock skater in their eyes, huh
>>210088Bcuz u are a disingenuous tranny
>>210091ive been skating for 23 years and been on 4chan since 2009. i dont have to prove shit to some youtube vlog watching zoomer faggot tourist
>>210093go make your website retard idgaf it wont be any different than these generals
>>210090retard you are so dumb
>>210089this guy is such a fag lol. he literally bought kyotas pants????? u actually watch this shit. i fucking hate kyota and his chinese ali express merch
>>210128>buys kyotas shit>acts like a cool guy onlinetoo cool to be self aware how much of a caricature he it
>>210128No idea what kyotas is.
>>210138probably because you only watch vloggers talk about bull shit online
>>210138https://www.instagram.com/kyotaumeki/
>>210092what would your pick be?
>>210145One of his shuv its thought would get the pinky raised.>>210070Facts. I get suckered in because I can only imagine the type of faggots who get into skating by watching gifted hater videos.
>>210147it feels very mid 2000s mall grab poser vibe to me. living vicariously through other people but still tryna act like you can hang
>>210141I don't.>>210143I don't get it.
i lot of you didnt grow up with with any transworld videos or 411 tapes and it shows
>>210094damn, you're ancient
>>210147>I can only imagine the type of faggots who get into skating by watching gifted hater videosThere is no way that his audience isn't made up of mostly skaters. I doubt that many people would even be interested in watching his shit if they didn't skate already.
>>210196Third worlder here and I got into skating from seeing THPS2 for the first time in an internet cafe. Unlocking actual skate videos blew my mind as a little kid seeing all the tricks I didn't even know where possible. Saw the 411 logo and it was impossible for me to find any of their videos for years. For a while the only skate videos I saw were from the games. Damn.
>>210199if hes broken into the algorithm its possible but it could also just be that anons friend. Im not doubting it honestly with how youtube is the primary source of entertainment for so many people these days, myself included. >>210200>Third worlder here and I got into skating from seeing THPS2 for the first time in an internet cafeso you got into skating like 3 years ago then?I also got into skating because of THPS when I was six I asked for a pair of vans and a tony hawk skateboard for christmas and thats it. luckily I had a cool uncle who skated in the 80sThe pro skater games were definitely a huge reason a lot of people got into skating.
>>210202>so you got into skating like 3 years ago then?Retard, do you know when THPS2 was released or am I missing the joke?
>>210202also to add on to my first point, a lot of people stumble onto different parts of youtube. I watch a lot of people camping in weird places or stealth camping and making make shift camp sites with just a hatchet, fishing, or whatever survivorman shit, and I would never do any of that shit I fucking hate camping and fishing lol
>>209422when are dudes going to retire this gay ass tiny shirt big pants silhouette, shit is mad ugly and cringe now, instagram explore page ass fit
>>210205you missed the very obvious joke
>>210208looks like the rednecks i went to school with just add a belt buckle and some top of the line wal mart boots
>>210209Are you saying we just got THPS2 over here ;_;
>>210208that's not a fit those are just his clothes. the shirt's a size too small he didn't account for it shrinking in the dryer you can tell because a properly fitting slim t-shirt imo shouldn't be so tight in the armpit it's impossible to take off without stretching it when you're sweaty
>>210208I'm a boomer still rocking the emo/punk skinny jeans...And I skate Fallens...;_;
>>210218Skinny jeans kys. Fallen based.
>>210218very based, never change.
Im a boomer wigger but only cause I haven't bought new clothes yet rate my fit
>>210226never met anyone I liked who wore camo pantsi would be chilling with this guy >>210218 and his sperm killers/ball huggers
>>210226>saratoga racetracknew england skaters rise up
>>210236would
>>210226WIZARDS LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>210236would go perfect with glitter grip tape
>>210236>8.5"Finally they're making boards for the transgender woman
>>210236Now they're doing a Beetlejuice collab. Which is less cringe, but still.Really gay how common all these random collaborations have become. I've lost a lot of respect for Zero with how Jamie shills "limited edition" boards or collab shit now.
>>209891I think I know who you are, are you being harrassed by someone with BPD? It's me, hello. :3 I am so cruel to you and you are lovely. Please be careful.
>>210262blame p-rod and primitive, they basically opened the floodgates to this shit. remember santa cruz did the limited edition pokemon decks where you dont even know what deck your getting it comes in a foil package like the trading cards and there was like a 1 in 1000 chance of getting a gold deck.https://santacruzskateboards.com/pokemon
>>210314
>>210316Pokemon fans above the age of 12 are sub human
>>210317yeah even if its a hot chick its still cringey and childish. my town was flooded with these people the first 3 years of pokemon go
>>210314>>210316>GACHA in skateboardingGrim. Dark.Grimdark, perhaps.
>>210317Idk if it's any better but I'm still playing pokemon crystal and stuff from when I was twelve, game is pretty fun and every once in a while I'll go back and play stuffI'd probably cop the poke-a-deck if I was that age skateboarding is fun
>>210384I'm just talking shit. A few of the games are fun. The whole culture around pokemon cards and collectibles is cancer though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_0FNCMHOMMy kind of skate video.
>>210262>zeros cool as fuck they put this artist onhttps://shop.micahulrich.com/
>>210508>>zeros cool as fuckit isnt 2002 anymore
Zero stopped being edgy and cool when Chris Cole stopped beating up his girlfriend
>>210535>2024>not beating women
thoughts on using photoshop and AI to make it look like you've done a trick?
>>210559Incredibly fucking gay.Those "tributes" they're making for shit like Ryan/Nyjah's backside flips down El Toro devalue the effort.Then you have other guys posting AI edited shit of themselves coyly trying to play it off, then if someone correctly calls them out in the comments they'll blow it off "Oh bro it's just a joke".
>>210561what if theres a lot of style tho
>>210559https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=131DmyCv8xYLOL
>>210569Really not sure why he keeps dragging this Tim Pool thing along, does anyone actually give a fuck?Seems just like leftoid whining.
>>210570Tim Pool photoshopping his skate posts on Instagram is pretty funny
>>210569>>210571damn lil bro you coulda at least let a couple more people reply before you did the big reveal... some people are posters, some arent I guess.
>>210572Sorry, I ruined your epic troll. Aggro anon should be along shortly to call everyone faggots, and then we can start a new thread
>>210577aggro anon isnt real, he cant hurt you
>>210559>>210568t. joa>>210570>t. timmy>>210572bro had 32 minutes of fucking zingers with an final one that had some bite, all your team riders are scrubs, you don't practice what you preach, you're not homegrown you're a sellout, supporting sellouts, your whole shit is a ABD - he might abuse the soundboard a little much but needs to keep that zoomer attention span in it also I was catching strays for> you're doing something you used to enjoy to try and find something that gives you joy to hark back to a time when things weren't so shitalso my old ass could pop that trash can without photo shop
>>210597i didnt even watch the video I saw the photo posted on twitter this morning. i only watch shit from GH's main channel but I guess I could watch this one tonight before bed.
>Actually look into it>Is AI upscaled imageYou zoomer faggots really need to go back to drama alert. Keemstar misses you.
>>210602a. that would still be wack as fuck butb. theres clearly a lot more about the photo that leads it to being more than just AI upscalestop being so butthurt you got called out Tim
>>210603I only looked into it because it is indefensible to do what you claimed. I was happy to call him a faggot for it. But no, it's you guys being the eternal butthurt faggots.
Bros, this tim pool and other gay shit like giftie is fucking gay. Let's do something cool, let's start a company in this thread. What should we call it? What's the logo?
>>210602>>210608>t. timmythe only real chance at redemption timmy is to post a fucking video of you popping over that trash can and then hitting a front smith off a box>>210611we'll call it baldie condoms and we'll just sell beanies
>>210611the logo should be "/esg/" with a circle around it and underneath in small font "eternal skateboard general" someone with photoshop skills should create a mockup. what product are we selling?
>>210613we should sell bushings and insoles for the fat old heads worried about their knees
someone should remake this but fancier
>>210608its been proven time and time again boomers cant tell ai when they see it so Im not surprised you cant see it.
>>210613>Reddit spacingYes. I am Tim Pool. Seethe at my existence.
>>210619I work with ai images for my job. You're a midwit who thinks he is clever. I ran it through multiple detection tools and only two claimed it is ai but I suspect it's because of the upscaling artifacts.
>>210621And Tim Pool can skate pretty well, probably better than most criticising him..
>>210621did they not detect the photoshop? sounds like shit detection tools
>>210623ok tim
>>210624What photoshop? Circle it. I'm happy to be proven an idiot here and call Tim Pool gay.
>>210614That's actually pretty good>>210616I thinks that's all we need, I would get rid of the eternal skateboard general lettering and we could use that as a secondary logo by itself>>210614I dunno we should go full board brand we can snipe pros from other teams and offer them a percentage of the company, or we could do a more underground vibe
>>210628>I dunno we should go full board brand we can snipe pros from other teams and offer them a percentage of the company, or we could do a more underground vibewe should poach talent
>>210616
Honestly the fact that Nyjah hasn't gotten SOTY even once shows how blown out that title is. Especially after 2022.I know he has that "jock" image that a lot of people don't like and he's done some kooky NFT/crypto shit, but the guy has been killing it for 20 years and has some of the heaviest video parts of all time. GOAT in the street and in comp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SweF_nDX_Wk
>>210660thrasher isnt for people like nyjah and its not for people who like nyjahidk whats so hard for people to get about this. nyjah can win ESPN's skater of the year or some shit.
>>210663>>210664Accurate and fair points.I guess I just don't like it when a title implies that someone is "the best" at something but there's always a lot of outside influence with money or clout that sways things.WSM World's Strongest Man has somewhat similar issues since they're so reliant on TV and advertiser payouts. They've delivered a subpar experience to both fans and the athletes for many years but continue to live just off the pedigree of having the title "Wold's Strongest Man".You deleted your shit as I was typing this, don't know why but yeet.
>>210660best argument i've heard is that trasher is media company first and skateboarding second. they want views and clicks. they are giving SOTY to who ever is giving them footage and lining their pockets. Nyjah throwing them 1 or 2 vids a year doesn't do anything for them and being a good comp skater is negligible to a magazine that covers street skating. Most of Nyjah's footy goes to nike, his own YT channel, his new board company and energy drink sponsors which does nothing for thrasher.
>>210665sorry, had typos and forgot to point out nike getting most of his footy
>>210634
>>210668add in these
>>210668take out the random fat guy and put in skate trainers and apu
>>210675>>210668put in this fat guy
>>210671>>210675>>210676
>>210681almost perfect, duplicate the skate trainers and rotate them vertically and replace the "/" outside of "esg" with them. then resize (smaller) and move peter griffin to the top right corner, move car battery to the bottom right corner and move the fat guy a little lower so he's underlining "eternal skateboard general" with his legs instead of covering it. great work so far
>>210684good ideas
>>210686excellent, we are ready to make merch now
>>210686too funny
>>210686why is it egg shaped with rubber grip? is that part of the joke?
>>210686lol nice>>210689So anon doesn't scratch his shoes
>>210695i only remember rubber grip being brought up on here maybe once
>>210597I don't think my ollie is that high
>>210668This looks like fat David Alvarez
brb moving to Malmöhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlvxqA0PtKw
>>210695>So anon doesn't scratch his shoesdoes it actually work
>>210772I tried it for a day and it works, but when it gets dirty you have to wipe it off to keep its grip and when I cleaned it once I was like fuck this and put regular grip on.
>>210772Idk but the idea of buying rubber grip tape to protect your skate shoes is retarded and gay imo.Speaking of retarded and gay, how do I land my tricks more light footed? I stomp everything and today I lost a truck bolt.
>>210783>Speaking of retarded and gay, how do I land my tricks more light footed?Ballet
bought my first board in a decade after seeing andy anderson shred for the first time a week ago.
>>210783what about that braile grip tape
do you guys have any webms of girl skaters landing cool tricks?a friend of mine is trying to claim he is automatically better despite barely landing a kick flip and I want to show him some examples
>>210785>>210789>>210791waking up to 3 of the most retarded posts of all time
>>210793thans it's an honor to be top 3
I don't count Joslin's el toro tre.
>>210772yeah i tried someones board with it and it worked surprisingly well for kickflips but the board feel was weird, it somehow sucked the pop out of the board like it didn't have that same snappy pop like regular grip to me
>>210783i do the same thing, i over exert force on all my tricks to compensate for my weak pop, all i can say is to stay mindful that you do not need a lot of strength to flip your board and try to shift all efforts to sucking your knees up
>>210791>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p44TIA0Dlvk
>>210814ty
>>210783I added jumprope to my daily routine, and I feel like its helped my pop and my lightfootedness. I think having better ankle mobility is helping me absorb shock more effectively
>>210785make sure to post a clip here eventually
>>210804Nobody should. He got absolutely robbed. If he was riding indys he would have rolled away. Fuck thunder and their weak ass kingpins
>>210814Classic. She has great style
>>210814Fake and gay
>>210834Torey Pudwill counts it.
>>210804>>210834>>210854link? haven't seen
>>210861Seen what?
>>210862el toro tre flip
>>210863So google it retard
>>210814but she stepped off the board at 30 seconds 2/10 would not bang
>>209422i regret so badly, interacting with and befriending the weird school shooter mfer at the skatepark. never again
>>210872Why, what did he do? Did people treat you poorly by association? Many such cases
>>210873nothing really, he just ended up being an annoying weirdo and i ignored all the red flags cause i thought bro was kind of funny at first but in retrospect i should of stayed far away kek>Did people treat you poorly by association?nah no one that matters to me actually gaf about him or even knows him it's just annoying that i might run into him at the skatepark and feel obligated to interact with him lol stupid first world problems desu
tw://blog postim so jealous of the casual normies that aren't regulars at my local that only go there once in a blue moon and don't know anyone but what ever....what can you do... it the closest park to me and i need to skate. and obviously it would be weird to go somewhere multiple times a week for years and not form any kind of rapport with others but the people that frequent my local are the main reason i dont want to go there now. sort of want to move to a new place far away just for a new and different place to skate
>>210877>ohhh nooo I gottaa say hiii to peopleeee :((((
>>210878im just tired of seeing the same people. i need a change
>>210880nigga is u goin 2 sk8 or 2 fel8
>replace bolt>realise all truck bolts are loose>realise thunder trucks have thicker base plate than indy>small screws don't fully thread>really crank them all down>didn't think this through >screws now depressed into deck quite deep>autism triggeredThis will take some getting over.
>>210882I always install hardware with an impact driver and the screws go deep into the deck
>>210881ofc im skating but u can not deny how the vibes and homies can impact the sesh for better or worse
>>210884ive only ever experienced this at small ass parks, and it wasnt vibes that just made me leave but made me and the homies leave too.
>>210886what happened that made you leave?
>>210882I've only ever done this using the uggadugga calm down hulk>>210883thats why you give it the gentle half trigger pull not the full ugga dugga my guy
>>210888last time i distinctly remember some dude showed up with long mullet like hair, camo hat, and 80s porno/cop moustache, short cut off jean shorts with shaved legs, he was ripping but style was so bad and uncomfortable we dipped. other times weirdo hippies or weirdo punks/metal people will set up shop on a random weekend and basically take over the park and sell art and play weirdo shit music. sometimes its decent, most of the time id be there on sunday picking up empty nitrous carts. some parks have a heavy BMX population which is just like fuck it, one bike in a small park/single flow park makes me paranoid.
>>210890>>210884one time we were having a lil saturday bbq with like 4 or 5 homies and whoever was at the park and a bunch of people started showing up with generators and equipment and looked like weirdos and I asked em what kinda show was happening tonight and they were like "oh you know punk and metal and stuff" and we were like sick, and then they started playing the worst sounding metalcore bullshit and before the first song finished we were packing shit up and tryna get outta there asap lmao.
another time some dorks were having some hippie/punk flea market/show and it was only like 1 in the afternooon and all the hippies were tripping balls playing their stupid shpongle ass music loud asf the cops came down and shut it down like an hour later and ruined it for everyone lmao there were like 5 bands involved that didnt get to play. that shit was genuinely hilarious tho its crazy how some people can be such fucking dorks and losers and vibe killers that they have you thinking "oh thank god the cops are here"
>>210867le that was my favourite trick
>>209994what was the video? it's private now
>>210905i think it was gifted hater hating on some other youtube commentator, nothing worth watching I assure you.
I used to shoot drugs in my car in the parking lot, skate for a few hours while crushing cigs, take a pill smoke weed, skate a few more hours, inject more drugs in car and drive home. It turned me into a embarrassment, but something was so good about it, it was one of the most enjoyable things I've done in my life. Now I'm gonna learn to code like a faggot.
>>210939>Now I'm gonna learn to code like a faggot.it's too late, we are full go back to your car junkie.
>>210939i bet you were doing the most illegal tricks on some crack head shit like natas spins werent u
>>210941Nope, just pure flow. Park was mellow tranny so just bust some Ollie's, bs 180s, hit the coping do some other bullshit, I've done so much drugs but you couldn't tell by looking at me I don't look like a crack head, I did then thoughBut just imagine a nice early fall night, lights on all night at small tranny park, sounds great right..Now add in formulating the perfect chill of designer benzos, the unstoppable energy of meth, the euphoria of cocaine, maybe a small hit of heroin to balance the body all out, a tab on top if u feeling spicyNow you have to work your way up to that level but when your there it just all works perfectly if your real comfortable on your skateboard
>>210951sounds nice actually, did it do irreversible damage to your brain?
>>210951>you couldn't tell by looking at me I don't look like a crack headfat chance junkie we can all tell>>210955dont do hard drugs, this guy skates sitting down guaranteed smoking weed is fine, booze is fine, wear a helmet
>>210951This you?https://youtu.be/RlpqaFFaTlw
>>210960>Wear a helmetDon't listen to this guy he is a gayYou have the freedom to do drugs, they are good but can ruin your life I'm surprised I survived but yea I have schizophrenia but they said I was autistic scizo ADHD all before I did drugs I really did drugs to cope with my mind, I still do drugs just from a doctor, only mentally unwell people do hard drugs, just don't do fent or meth they too potent by weight to use responsibley
>>210964>freedom to do drugsdrug addicts are not free
>>210964benzos are hard drugs, you're obviously baiting> but yea I have schizophrenia but they said I was autistic scizo ADHD and there it is gentlemen
>>210960>we can all tellyup, it's in the eyes. the eyes of an eroded soul.
fred gall skated pretty good on crack
>>210965The only problem with addiction is needing to be physically tied to your supply, the alternative is me crashing my car into sheetz and stabbing random people in a schizo haze, it's a give and take world not everything is black and white man
>>210968there are only probably 5 people itt who know who fred gall is and you and I are 2 of them.
>>210969nta - neither of these options sounds sustainable but im glad you have found a decent alternative with prescribed medication. feel free to share more skate related crackhead stories.
>>210970didn't jason dill smoke crack too?
>>210967Lmao it's hilarious u have a idea that I'm some fent zombie junky u see on YouTube my eyes are fine lil nigga, all your favorite pros did drugs
>>210972yes lmao, dill was also on the osbourneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGc7REG361Yi also cant find the specific clip but it exists out there. fred gall called tony hawk when they denied him entry into canada because he had a dui and its funny asf. i forget what vid or what its from.
also gall was more of a crack head dill was a junkie/burnt out on too many psychedelics.
>>210975>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGc7REG361Y [Embed]holy shit wtf lmfao
>>210969
>>210977theres no irony or sarcasm when I say I miss the days when you could get a OC 80 for $25 or less. it was a magical time, akin to when the hippies in the 60s were getting cheap ass acid.
I wish I could go back to those days so I could beat the shit out of my friend when he first started fucking with that stuff. Perhaps I could have saved him.
best wheel diameter for anal play?
>>210962kino. I feel bad for the little girl though.>>210964My drugs of choice for skating are weed, nicotine, kratom, and caffeine
>>210984im pretty sure my first oc30 cost me $5 from a kid who broke his wrist or some shit. a magical time indeed.
>>210989you're looking for the fruitbooter thread with the rest of the faggots
Redditors are saying Reddit Anderson is this gen's Rodney, but it's actually our guy Jeff DeCheezy.
>>211082its amazing how much jeff dewon has grown on me
Dickies vid is supposed to come out soon
>>211148It should have been out instead of this bitchass preview.
might be a retarded question but I'm a designfag and I've been playing with the idea of a mix skateboarding/underground music magazine for some months nowI don't skate myself because I'm shit but what would be the best way to get skaters to agree to let me shoot them for a session?
>>211149I know. They're really hyping it up. I've seen people that went to the premiere say its even better than Quickstrike. I wish they would just post it already.
>laid out and haven't skated all summer>finally set up a new board>treflip first tryfeelsgoodman>>211154that would be cool anon. go for it. the are plenty of kids out there who are hungry for coverage and would probbably be down
beginner here, why wouldn't one just install bigger hweels to better handle terrain and cracks, is it a weight thing?
>>211162Technical skating and flips and grinds work better with little wheels. >Please wait a while before making a postdid I fuck up or is 4chan getting slow? Havnt posted for hours.
>>211158>that would be cool anon. go for it.cheers anon, my question is kinda like how should I go about it?I'm pushing 30 so I'd feel out of place sitting at a skate park not skatingI was thinking about just hitting up skate shops and getting to know the employees and then just throwing the offer for photos out there in case they hear anyone talking about it
>>210972And Mike Carrol and Andrew Reynolds and Fabian Alomar
>>211169The least suss way would be to slide into dm's>Hey bro I wanna shoot some photos for xyz would you be downIf you're cool with giving them the photos even better. A pro skaters currency is the content they produce. So it's win-win.However, please please please learn how to shoot skate photos before wasting people's time and embarrassing yourself. Learn how to frame tricks, obstacles, composition, angles etc. There are lots of great YouTube videos on this subject.https://youtu.be/7TkwRFGUiX8
>>211169if you have the proper gear and can at least skate/ride your board while filming this should be a very easy task for you. if you can't push around and film at the same time you need to learn and it should be easy, get a setup and put some cruiser wheels on it. when you are at the skatepark just ask people that are skating if you can practice filming them. eventually look into filming at some skate spot/street skating cause skatepark clips are whack. but starting at a skatepark to find people that will be down to film is fine. should be ez pz. theres no way to avoid learning how to ride/skate while filming so do not try to work your way around it. it's the least you can do if you want to promote skating is at least learn how to fucking cruise and skate while holding a camera.
>its supposed to rain all daySomeone start a new thread
EEEYOOOO AHAHAHAHHA
>>211217c-cute
>>211217qrd?
>>211224Women don't want to be with men these days, they want to be men... she became Dan Corrigan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSiePxaTa2k
>>211224Reaching new lows every day. Went from a 4 to a 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nepZibRUi7sIt's out RETARDS
>>211217I got that in my related tooBy the way, is there an archive for /asp/?
>>211278I have no idea what /asp/ is.
>>211280Yeah you do and you should finally stop trolling this thread.
>>211281I don't go to reddit or slap so no I definitely do not know what you meant.
Video wasn't that great, especially for how hyped up it was. Most of the music was really ass too. Filming was just good, not great. Skating was just good, not great. Franky and Jamie carried it. Good video with shit music overall. Only reminded me how much better I like Creature.
>>211288I am the complete opposite. It was crisp. Jake Hayes and Vincent Alvarez ( which by the way is whom I meant in this comment>>210717)and Franky Villani for me. I paused at Foy's part, so I don't know if Guy has a part after him or if it was judt the bonus footage in the intro.
>>211288>>211292I'm somewhere in the middle. The Nike video was a lot more exciting. The editing in this video felt super corporate.Also, when did creature do anything recently? I feel like you are always sucking off creature, but I can't remember the last thing they did.
