*ends your parkour career by the time you are 31*
>>211596I don't think femboy thights can do that.
>>211597I think that's just a drawing of a regular little boy. Have you tried not getting arrested for fucking children, op?
>>211704why do you have random pictures of little boy drawings
>>211704Yes? Successfully too.
>>211596just learn how to land properly and strengthen your whole leg, its not that difficult
Parkour is retarded
>>212014>efficient movement is retarded
>>212339https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kvw2BPKjz0
>>211596Career? You need to be making money from it for it to be a career.
Should have done squatz lil nigga
>>212662By choosing parkour you have specifically selected a type of gymnastics that isn't in the olympics and has no big international competitions. You could have chosen gymnastics (any of the three disciplines), skateboard/bmx, or even dancing but no. You chose to jump around in cities and make youtube videos about it.
>>212662People like Storror did seem to make money from itBut yeah that shit has an even tighter time limit than MMA, they won't be at it in their 40s
>parkour career
>>212662If I rob people and use parkour to run away, then it DID make me money.
>>215196
>>215221WTF I love parkour now.
>>211596>careerIn order for it to be a career you need to be paid anon
>>215221In America they'd just shoot those dudes in the back
>>216907Probably not. Those kids are probably being chased for minor reasons (likely related to parkour) but even shooting a young adult running from a felony traffic stop after participating in a drive by shooting can trigger protests and get your police department shut down.https://www.wtae.com/article/east-pittsburgh-police-department-set-to-disband-dec-1/25299667https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Antwon_Rose_Jr.
>>212339https://youtu.be/W_WSGHIPSrM?si=zwKrcQ7-fBnugXji
>>216907it isn't the 90's anymore
>>216913Fucking niggers
More like parkour ended your walking career
