ITT: we make our own martial art, Attacko, the most effective martial art originating on the /xs/board. Add one thing our more to our great martial art.>It has to include a gi to emulate jackets
It needs mystique too much functionality and transparency results in mma gayness
>>2187404 leaf.It's a martial art that relies heavily on not showering and being as annoying as possible by purposely failing to comprehend what someone is telling you and then condescending them as if you know what you're talking about
>>218751only coral belts of four leaf piss in bottles and bath in it
There may be a gi jacket, but the bottoms are a banana hammock Whoever fills theirs out more decides who starts on top and who on the bottom, as is the law of the jungle
>>218751>4 leafLmao
>>218751In the interest of >>218749, we need a better name, I suggest taking inspiration from those badly translated Kung Fu ones.How about "Four leaf seething palm"?
>>218740We need it to be two variants that have very few things in common, but both of them insist that they're the closest and most faithful descendant of Ancient Attacko.
Only striking under the knee for "safety reasons".We will claim grappling heritage but in reality only have 10 versions of the same aikido wristlock.
>for the first 3 months , students fight each other with NO moves barred (biting, gouging, scratching, pulling, twisting, it ALL goes), they also extensively train hard makiwara, Iron chi-kung, heavy bag\speed bag + they also do non-technique conditioning (burpees, squats, pushups, etc) and are beaten up if they don't put guts>then they're taught a "fire kills water" type of art: Only one specific type of types of hit for each body part. for example, ONLY use an horizontal slash, or a "paper cut fly" for the enemy eyeballs, but don't poke\ jab them. etc for all body parts. They're also taught anatomy to a mid-degree>last phase is specific technique drills, advanced MMA-type equipment ,and mental training; a sort of meditation that actually will let them, as human beings, horribly mutilate or murder an opponent, if the situation should require ituniform could be pic related.
>>218778as long as we have a move named 'tropic thunder'
>>219081Kicking any higher is a waste of time
>>218778>Four leaf seething palmexcellent
>>219208that's where you zap someone in the balls with a tazer right?>southern region>most southern regions are tropic>thunder >tazers are electrical
