DAN EDITION>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>253238
1st for KUSANO!
Hosh finally won something! :D
That's actually neat that Yarden is there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GaSMKX3ito>Oshima helping out with the cookingHe seems like such a cool guy. I'm glad he's head of the YDC now.
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>>255238>1st for KUSANO!404 Rikishi not found.
Hakuho is the Reddit Yokozuna. Women belong in the kitchen not in the dohyo.
I like women.
lmao the dan haters are so intensely angry and they're going to be like this until 2040
>>255257>Doctor Hoshoryu, I'm Yokozuna
HorseSHITryu won the FujiTV tournament.How come he wins every fake and gay staged tournament but when it comes to real yusho competition he can never win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVVtAe5xBk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7R8DIJTKu8
>>255262If DanyLOL can't win the FujiTV tournament, he's not yokozuna material. Simple as.
>>255249He will always be Kusano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wR7Ix8aFjSM
>>255236Yarden has a strong tachi-ai, I'll give him that. But overall it doesn't really seem like his pro sumo dream is at all realistic.
getting tickets for this march basho was even more brutal this time compared to last year. i'm blaming dan.going to post some photos i took during last year's osaka basho
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>Kotoeiho is back in MakuuchiI wonder if he's any good at sumo yet or if he's still just the shiko guy.
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>>255278>sex with the ice cream vendor
>>255278she was very much aware of what she was doing
>>255277He needs to invent the shiko henka, at the tachiai he steps slightly to one side then leans over to that side and quickly lifts his other leg straight up, dodging his competitor as he flys past and out of the ring
>>255280>Oh my God is that Takarufuji?>I'm gonna need to be barefoot for this one
>>255272Here we can see a Koto giving birth out of his eiho.
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>horseshitryu wins another nothingburger meme tournamentThey have to be fucking with him at this point, right?
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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/02/09/articles/20260208s00005000474000c.htmlomg omg omg omg holy shit roflmao XDdid the JSA make him say this? did the YDC put him up to it?
>>255297Oshima would never.
>>255271Yeah we got the "lol it's a 50/50 whether you have a ticket or not, you'll find out in a week" message rom the ticket seller yesterday.
>>255291Tell those other faggots to try. See >>255264
Obligatory "how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?" in honor of the Patriots winning the Owl.
What is the ref shouting all the time during the match ?
>>255318Nokotta. He's telling them that no one has stepped out and the match is still ongoing.
>>255318Japanese variations of "push you fat fuck"
>>255304Onosato would injure anyone in front of him for 5 seconds before gassing out and failing every drug test within 50 yards of him without even taking them.
>>255304>how would one of these guys do as an NFL offensive lineman?They’d probably have an easier time transferring their skills to something like nose tackle, but in general, it probably wouldn’t take long to get them acclimated to the sport.Sumo wrestlers simply don’t have the conditioning to play football though. They’d be exhausted after a single set of downs.The heaviest player in the NFL ever was an OT for the Lions about 20 years ago who was 6’6” and 410lbs, Aaron Gibson. (He also ran a 5.3 40 yard dash) The Bucs signed some guy who weighed around 450lbs but the guy never played and is currently trying to cut weight to get back on the field.The heaviest player currently is the Ravens’ guard Daniel Faalele at 380lbs. but he’s also 6’8”.
>>255301buysumotickets? idk why jsa fucked him over, they just hate gaijins. sucks especially hard because you dont find out if you got one until later. can't just get a ticket the normal way afterwards
Does Kotoeiho do those really wide shiko in practice, or just when he's in front of an audience?
>>255344Just in front of an audience. One bash, Osaka 18 I think day 3-5ish, he just decided to try it and found he could spontaneously do it. He's a really inspiring person.
>>255346I assume you typed the year wrong given he debuted in 22. That's amazing though, some people are just built different. Fukuzaki/Fujitensei also has some good shiko, hopefully he can fill the void Kotoeiho leaves
>>255297Horse is actually now claiming to have "won a championship as yokozuna" because he won that staged bullshit FujiTV exhibition?If fake non-basho tournaments count then why didn't he claim to have won a championship after the London event and put the controversy to bed way back then?KWABAMYOTY
>Random Japanese youtube video of Onosato's debut basho>Post 大の里すごい!横綱になるかな as a dumb comment>Get a like from the channel:3c
Theres a new Chris in town 191 cm, 166 kg Filipino university sumo star Li-Bill Christopher will be makushita tsukedashing in May with Shishi's stable
>>255363His skull is large enough that he might quality as an ogre. Confirmed ogres are Onosato, Fujiryoga, and Kazuma.
Any anon got the Kotozakura belly pepe? I lost it, and it was my favorite pepe.
>>255374That hairline isn't looking good for someone that young...
https://pinzuba.news/articles/-/13885?page=1Takanohana accuses Horseryu of match fixing
one day sumo tournament on valentines day on a heart shaped dohyo
>>255377>People still give a shit about T*kerufuji>>255379With the finals being Atamifuji v Tamawashi.
>>255374Dan is really putting on weight, holy fuck.
>>255384His weight is up 1kg from his previous weigh in two months ago. His diet is way too much meat, he needs to start eating more retarded carbs like rice and pasta if he wants to get his weight up to Gagamaru levels
>>255262Hoshartyu wins fake tournaments because he is only retard going tryhard, the rest are having shits and giggles.
>>255349No, I was mocking you.
If elbows are legal why don't they do hard muay Thai elbows to the face?
>>255396Raising your elbow exposes your belt. If they survive it, you're getting yorikiri'd.
