Waka edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>261447
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*
So niggatame will probably be what, Ms2? Juryo is just one basho away
Is it over for Onosato?
>>262627Not if he gets surgery.
>>262627yes
>>262628>>262629So who's the new up-coming rising Japanese hope? Kusano?
>>262631Not a bad horse to bet on.
>>262632The new hope...
>>262631Omori
>>262631Oomori didn't even reach sekitori yet, but it's been big boom around himI personally also like Fujiryouga, Kazuma, Gyotoku, Ryusho, Kaki.
>>262637People only like Omori because he's handsome and jacked. At his current physique he'll make sekitori but expect him to bounce off Makuuchi. Asahifuji will beat him every time.I wanna see how far Fujiryoga can go. He didn't climb as fast as Onosato but he wasn't far off at least. FYI this was only his 8th professional basho, and if he hadn't stumbled in his Makuuchi debut there'd be much more buzz about him.
>>262638Asahifuji is basically a returning makuuchi rikishi going back up.. I fucking laugh every time I see the big callus below his right shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaUUraslop
why gain massive amounts of weight when you can be jacked and fast? i don't mean like takanoyama but 450lbs seems too much
>>262650You can be jacked and heavy and fast at the same time.
>>262632>shrinking at a rate of 1cm per yearit never even began
>>262653How the fuck do they get it wrong every time and change it every year even for 30 year old rikishi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFW9CiOVV0oSloppandesu!
>>262657>ate a big meal so i'm still really full>tired>hot as fuck so i'm lazy>should probably lift>don't want toi could never be rikishi
how many stable masters are younger than you?me: six (it's over)
>>2626590 until Onosato intai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07VIlKmmaak
>>262659who's the youngest one?
>>262663Takakeisho?
>>262664I'm still safe then
>>262649peggable
>>262658see, the trick is to work out and then eat the big meal, so that way your appetite is super strong.
>>262614>wakatakaKOGA
>>262670He has lost weight
ITS MIYAGINOVER https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260529/p2g/00m/0sp/010000c>The Miyagino stable ceased to exist Thursday after the Japan Sumo Association made the transfer of its wrestlers to another stable permanent in the wake of an abuse scandal.lmaooooo that the JSA transferred Miyagino wrestlers to Iseghama which is currently in the midst of it's own abuse scandal.
>>262679>we're not gonna get hakuoho vs atamifuji kino
>>262679They couldn't wait another year or so for Enho to take it over
>>262654Half-assing it to get through it quickly and rounding probably.
>>262636You can't be a rising star if your rank has yet to, you know... rise.
>>262687Shame he'll only be Ms28 or so next basho based on Goshima thus out of reach of sekitori even with a 7-0Y come July.
Danbros…we are so back
>>262694>Ching chong ning nongwoah...
If only there were built-in tools that let us translate exotic languages at will.
Take a shot for every time Hiro says "smokes".
>>262650Takanoyama was never good
>>262710Raiden mogs them all.
>>262710Let's see you go 3-1 against Tamawashi.
>>262713
>>262714And?
>>262697those tend to work a lot better if our browser has access to the actual text instead of a picture of it
>>262717O'rly?
>Hokutofuji's retirementDo you think Hakkaku has a shred of shame that he holds Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?
>>262713>pre-sanyaku pre-yusho Tamawashidoesn't count
>>262720his Koga just had his first KK in his career
>>262670bro looks like a jap Paul Bearer
>>262723Hara is the grandson of a Yokozuna?
>>262723>Jk11w 1-6>Get promoted to Jk11e>With a 1-6pfffaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
>>262729Does west/east have significance?I assumed it was a legacy thing they kept around for tradition but doesn't really mean much nowadays
>>262730East is half a rank higher than west.
>>262718Ansei Nishikigi chads we are so back
>>262724He looks pallid and sweaty like some sort of drug addict thats desperate for a fix
>>262723Damn nigga that's not even the funniest part, dude went from Jk24w to Jk21w on 0-7. These people are losers who shouldn't be allowed to compete.
>>262735You don't belong here.
>>262720>Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?For one it's basically his job to to be a shithead.Two, I know you are talking about Kitanowaka but Hokutofuji was in Makuuchi for a decade
>>262739Once BASED Kaio takes over ozumo will enter an era of "wow the Chairman isn't a faggot".
I liked Kusano a lot more before he got the full hairstyle and changed his name. He does not feel like the same man anymore.
>>262743Really felt like Kusano got nerfed there. Still a Kuso bro though.
>>262735He represents the spirit of sumo better than many sekitori
>>262743He used to be kakoi, now he's one of the ugliest bastards in Makuuichi
>>262743I agree.
>>262749How do you go from this to THAT
>>262752he gained weight but didn't put on muscle mass
>>262752Chanko
>dont know half of upper division>my two favorite fujis retired yesterdayits over for me...
>>262757>my two favorite fujis retired yesterdaywut?
>>262758sorry, i meant my two favorite fujis already retired. one of them retired yesterday.
>>262749nice guy>>262752bad boy
>known for being smaller and lighter than his fatso peers>hospitalised for heart failurewho writes this shit
>>262758Atamifuji and Takerufuji.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OdHjhhlKbwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI3ej2qGhO0
>>262769i need more chanko in my life
>>262769is hoshoryu autistic?
>>262769Tatsusloppa challenge, click a random point in the video and see how long it takes for someone to say uma.
>>262769>Mixing raw egg yolk into raw ground beef and just eating itNo wonder so many rikishi get stomach bugs.
>>262769Horse flexing his 50k Rorex
>>262776The heat from the beef cooks the egg
>>262779they cut the garlic so thin that it actually melts in the chanko pot
>>262778He's got a pretty impressive watch collection. He was wearing a Patek Aquanaut which is like 80k USD.
>>262786Watchfags are so up their own asses.This has caused me to dislike Hosh.
>>262780>the garlic meltslmao that dumb bitches are stupid enough to still believe this meme
>hay guise!!! I know I can't yusho, but look at this expensive watch I bought!!!>having a watch is as good as a yusho, right guise!?!?!cringe af cope
>>262787>liking and disliking specific wrestlersfemale behavior, to be honest.
>>262791What a load of shit.
>>262778“A tiger wearing a bell will starve.”— Mongolian Proverb
>>262788It dissolves.
Hoshoryu must be the unluckiest Yokozuna at this point in his career. Multiple playoffs with no yusho, multiple random injuries, and May was literally the most free yusho of all time oh wait day one injury. God damn.
>>262799He made the spirits mad at him by delivering the kadoban to Dan in march.
>>262799It is a yokozuna's responsibility to build a body that doesnt get injured. Hosh spent too much time shopping and playing dress up.
>>262798no it doesn't you idiot, cellulose isn't soluble in water
>>262804That's why you cut it really thin.
>>262805The only people who have the time for that bullshit are prisoners
Serious lack of fighting sprit ITT.
>>262802Such a body doesn't exist and being an idealistic faggot helps no one, Hakkaku.
>>262808Time to add another week to the jungyo.
>>262809Is jungyo even the problem? It's not like they fight close to for real. They spend most of their time goofing off and warming up.
>>262811Thats the public perception. The JSA is going to actually look into all these injuries though, the YDC formally requested it. Also the jungyo director says he will reduce the tours starting next year.
>>262791>liking and paying out the ass for gay blingFemale behavior, to be honest.Ichiyamamoto is right about watchfags.
Damn, Shunta only turned 16 in January and he went 3-4 in low Sandanme. That's actually pretty impressive desu. Hakuho was 18 by the time he made Makushita.
>>262814his shikona sounds like a robot wars bot
>>262815I wonder if he's aware that in English his names sounds like a person who pushes. Very fitting desu.
>>262816Shoutaimu and Urutora have the best english language shikonaThats Showtime and Ultra if you didnt get it.
>>262816It doesn't.
>>262818Sure it doeshttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shunter
Even accounting for rhoticity it doesn't.
>>262820sure it does
>>262816Not really, it means a plump good horse.
>>262822Hoshoryu...
>>262799>Multiple playoffs with no yushoThat's a him problem, not a luck problem.>>262808>Such a body doesn't existThat's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>262808Hakuho spent 8 years at yokozuna before his first injury, so yes it is possible. His ego taking over later on doesn't change that he spent more time completely uninjured than all but 5 yokozuna have spent at yokozuna period. The biggest loss from his ego going out of control is now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level.
>this guy thought JSA would give him Miyagino stable
>>262828Yeah, he was supposed to ask for it and he didnt so they closed it down
>>262827>now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level>nowBro didn't even teach his wrestlers that when he was there. Look at all his star pupils.>HakuohonofujiInjured into juryo>KawazoenofujiInjured into sandanme>EnhoInjured into jonokuchi>IshiuraInjured into retirementThe only healthy one he had was Hokustandho.
>>262830jsa: we dont want beyas to be full of foreign culturemiyagino:
>>262829how do you know he didnt ask for it ?
>>262832NSK stated they had received no formal applications or requests for the Miyagino stable for over a year when they made this choice
>>262831I am guessing you are unaware of Hakuho's history, especially in this specific cultural context. Go watch the Pride of Yokozuna documentary.
>>262828well, retiring can he jsut get himself a share and create an entirely new one?Probably attrack a few of the old lads too.
>>262837I'd assume so, but I'm also assuming it could be a monetary problem as well.
>>262834Key word "formal". You cant apply for elderstock if you dont meet the requirements. Enho only became eligible when the banzuke for this basho was announced (april 27), he could not make any "formal" requests or applications regarding the stable before this.Knowing jap culture and the pettiness of JSA old farts the applicaction could have been 100 pages long.Also he clearly had no idea JSA would destroy the stable right after the tournament (this was intentional to avoid bad headlines before the basho). And to be fair this decision was probably made not to fuck over Enho, but to completely destroy any hopes of a Miyagino stable reborn and make it an elder name only.
>>262838I think enho is popular enough that he'd get plenty oif support to set up.
>>262839You can cope about le evil jap boomers all you want, but the reality is that Enho doesn't want to retire. He's gone on record saying he wants to make it back to makuuchi and has never mentioned wanting to be a stablemaster.
>>262804The ash content, which is most of the nutrition, is also not water soluble. And the cellulose isn't water, oil or fat soluble.
>>262842And yet, if you put it in hot water, it melts! Fascinating, isn't it?
>>262837>>262838>>26284060 bashos in makuuchi or 25 in sanyaku if you want to open a stable>>262841Thats what they all say. I dont remember an active rikishi saying "im going to be a stablemaster after I retire".Enho could literally land on his neck next basho and its over. Not discussing Miyagino topic publicly is smart due to how sensitive and controversial it is. The key point is that no date or timeframe for Miyagino stable termination was given.
>>262844well, he's fucked then
>>262830lmao that dumb mong kwabamb got ejected from the jsa like a dumbass faggot. why are mongs so incredibly stupid?
>>262848Reatard.
>>262854WTF? Is that a real wolf?
>>262854Who's this and when does he start?
>>262854Would Gorilla make yokozuna in sumo?
>>262859>GorillaHarambefuji
>>262854average baki fight pairing
>>262835Hakuho's history has nothing to do with the stated fact that the JSA don't want stables turning into foreign culture ghettos.
>>262856It's AI, yakuta can't do that.
Onosato will recover, win 20 yusho, and be allowed to use his shikona to open a stable.>No Mongs allowed
Chris is making shit up again.
>>262876>Onosato is backYeah he's definitely making shit up.
>>262871I agree. Imagine if he was a Christcuck or a Muzzie and he had a bunch of religious shit hanging around. It would be a scandal.
>>262879You say that but the only Muslim rikishi feels the need to express his beliefs on a keshō-mawashi he wears fairly frequently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaUI see your beyaslop and raise you Ura eating a sandwich.
>>262880>look at me my whole personality is islam! look look see I'm muslim!!!Is this the trans of religious people?
>>262882Is it better or worse than Shishi's SLAVA UKRAINI blue belt?
>>262880I hope the others prank him and make him drink pork bone broth
>>262653He traded it for a kilogram
>>262632>The rikishi formerly known as Kusano>The rikishi formerly measured at 184cm
WTK really is...the boss of this gym...
>>262900More like WakaBAKAKOGA
>>262882
>>262882this variety of person has been mocked for decades yet unfortunately they still exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
>>262880Isn't having a tiger on his apron haram? I thought they couldn't decorate with any images which is why they all have scribbles instead
>>262917Learn your animals, then you can talk about religious law.
>>262919Oh shit, I mean Lion
>>262920
>>262917>>262920It's a leopard.
>>262917>I thought they couldn't decorate with any imagesHave you literally never watched sumo or something?
>>262932he's talking about islam, not ozumo, he literally said "haram"you nonce
>>262934Kinbozan doesn't observe ramadan either. They're allowed to not practice their religion when they feel like it, it's basically a rule of Islam.
>>262933Ah so he'll be in charge of new-joiners together with Wakatakamoto. Good for hm.
>>262933Stylish
Dan crashed and burned so fast.
>>262950he should not have turned the spirits against him by injuring the yokozuna
>>262933Western clothing? Shameful.
>>262963Wheres the shogun when you need one
>>262963He's earned it.
>>262828Why do people act like Enho was the chosen one with Ishiura has more history with Hakuho and actually has been an Oyakata for a couple of years now.
>>262968his twink appeal is too strong
Enho did more with less.
WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima.
>and Kirishima
>>262975WMH was the one who ripped a hole in Kiri's forehead, anon.
>>262976Weird, because he won the majority of the matches he fought after that. You'd think an assassinated man would do worse.
>>262977That wasn't Lkhagvasuren Byambachu it was the spirit of Temüjin.
When's the last time a rikishi as low as M11e was in the last match of a basho?
Odds on Horseryu yushoing in Paris?
>>262982100%
>>262980
>>262987Two days after my 30th birthday :3c
>>262989>They wouldn't even give him the east side on musubi no ichibanThey were never going to give that fat sack the rope.
>>262989hambaga...
lmaoo wtf is this https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGTFROyqPh/
>>262995All I see is a day in the life of Shunrai, anon.
>>262995Looks fine to me.
>>262933Thought that was leiderhosen from the thumbnail.
>>262917depends on the legal school of thought. Salafis would probably think it's haram, but most everyone else would be ok with it. Then again, Muslims are a lot like Jews when it comes to legalism and arguing for the sake of arguing, so who knows for sure?
>>262879>is that a foreigner peacefully and unobtrusively practicing a religion that isn't shinto-buddhism (a religion which I don't practice myself or care that much due to how secularized my society is)?>REEEEEE! SONO JOI NOW! KILL ALL GAIJIN!do japs really?
>>263009>unobtrusivelylol, it's a good thing you aren't in the JSA
>>262978>bombchu>>262989He can't keep getting away with it
>>263009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G1AwpKfaI4
This Paris visit could be hilarious. When they went to London they could be tard wrangled to stay within the Kensington area which is still posh and pleasant enough, but as far as I'm aware Paris is just a sea of browns no matter where you go.
>>263051Yeah its gonna be bad2026 paris is basically just subsaharan africa
I take it schools are out.
>>263051That's ridiculous, do you really think there are no nice parts of Paris left at all?
>>263054As an American who has never left my home state of Michigan, yes. Seems like the entire city- if not country- is an paved over urbanized and islamified hellhole. If that is not the case then French state media needs to step up the foreign propaganda game cuz if anything their version of the an office of tourism is really dropping the ball.
Can someone who actually knows photo editing do this but better
it first I was like >oh no france has been replaced by africa reeeeee!!!but then I saw what irl french people look likeand now I know that nothing of value was lostimagine onosato's face when he gets off the plane and is confronted with picrels standing before him
>>263056Still can't believe they let Onosato join sumo at just 5'5.
I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit
Go back.
>I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit
Kirishima's wolf yakuta looks really shit but I don't think anyone has the heart to tell him.
>>262972>WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima...and the world is better for it. And all WMH had to do was sacrifice what little he had left of his sumo abilities to lift his brother to greatness and atone for his sinful henka
>>263064Do you think he calculated that if he does an utchari a foot away from the tawara that his opponent will hit the edge of the dohyo instead of the mats below?
Reminder that July brings the return of kesho mawashi KINO.
>>263067I predict a 4-3-8 score
>>263069For me? It's 6-9 but remaining in Makuuchi in the lowest spot available.
walk
>>263057Macron was a genius for marrying the goblin princess and becoming the heir apparent to the goblin under-empire. The campaign financing from that will last him another century.
>>263067god that Kesho-mawashi goes hardsurprised he doesn't get a lot of shit thrown at him for using such an important national symbol like that though, japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.
>>263067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlZJmaIulA
>>263082Crow sumo. It's a thing.
>>263082>japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.Sounds like you're making shit up.
Bring back Akua and his nativity yukata praise God
>>263088Sounds gay. Let's not bring it back and say we did... just like Jesus! lol
>>263067>black on blackIt looks cool, but you cannot see shit. Nice story though.
bacterial power > spiritual power
