Waka edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>261447
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*
So niggatame will probably be what, Ms2? Juryo is just one basho away
Is it over for Onosato?
>>262627Not if he gets surgery.
>>262627yes
>>262628>>262629So who's the new up-coming rising Japanese hope? Kusano?
>>262631Not a bad horse to bet on.
>>262632The new hope...
>>262631Omori
>>262631Oomori didn't even reach sekitori yet, but it's been big boom around himI personally also like Fujiryouga, Kazuma, Gyotoku, Ryusho, Kaki.
>>262637People only like Omori because he's handsome and jacked. At his current physique he'll make sekitori but expect him to bounce off Makuuchi. Asahifuji will beat him every time.I wanna see how far Fujiryoga can go. He didn't climb as fast as Onosato but he wasn't far off at least. FYI this was only his 8th professional basho, and if he hadn't stumbled in his Makuuchi debut there'd be much more buzz about him.
>>262638Asahifuji is basically a returning makuuchi rikishi going back up.. I fucking laugh every time I see the big callus below his right shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaUUraslop
why gain massive amounts of weight when you can be jacked and fast? i don't mean like takanoyama but 450lbs seems too much
>>262650You can be jacked and heavy and fast at the same time.
>>262632>shrinking at a rate of 1cm per yearit never even began
>>262653How the fuck do they get it wrong every time and change it every year even for 30 year old rikishi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFW9CiOVV0oSloppandesu!
>>262657>ate a big meal so i'm still really full>tired>hot as fuck so i'm lazy>should probably lift>don't want toi could never be rikishi
how many stable masters are younger than you?me: six (it's over)
>>2626590 until Onosato intai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07VIlKmmaak
>>262659who's the youngest one?
>>262663Takakeisho?
>>262664I'm still safe then
>>262649peggable
>>262658see, the trick is to work out and then eat the big meal, so that way your appetite is super strong.
>>262614>wakatakaKOGA
>>262670He has lost weight
ITS MIYAGINOVER https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260529/p2g/00m/0sp/010000c>The Miyagino stable ceased to exist Thursday after the Japan Sumo Association made the transfer of its wrestlers to another stable permanent in the wake of an abuse scandal.lmaooooo that the JSA transferred Miyagino wrestlers to Iseghama which is currently in the midst of it's own abuse scandal.
>>262679>we're not gonna get hakuoho vs atamifuji kino
>>262679They couldn't wait another year or so for Enho to take it over
>>262654Half-assing it to get through it quickly and rounding probably.
>>262636You can't be a rising star if your rank has yet to, you know... rise.
>>262687Shame he'll only be Ms28 or so next basho based on Goshima thus out of reach of sekitori even with a 7-0Y come July.
Danbros…we are so back
>>262694>Ching chong ning nongwoah...
If only there were built-in tools that let us translate exotic languages at will.
Take a shot for every time Hiro says "smokes".
>>262650Takanoyama was never good
>>262710Raiden mogs them all.
>>262710Let's see you go 3-1 against Tamawashi.
>>262713
>>262714And?
>>262697those tend to work a lot better if our browser has access to the actual text instead of a picture of it
>>262717O'rly?
>Hokutofuji's retirementDo you think Hakkaku has a shred of shame that he holds Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?
>>262713>pre-sanyaku pre-yusho Tamawashidoesn't count
>>262720his Koga just had his first KK in his career
>>262670bro looks like a jap Paul Bearer
>>262723Hara is the grandson of a Yokozuna?
>>262723>Jk11w 1-6>Get promoted to Jk11e>With a 1-6pfffaaaahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
>>262729Does west/east have significance?I assumed it was a legacy thing they kept around for tradition but doesn't really mean much nowadays
>>262730East is half a rank higher than west.
>>262718Ansei Nishikigi chads we are so back
>>262724He looks pallid and sweaty like some sort of drug addict thats desperate for a fix
>>262723Damn nigga that's not even the funniest part, dude went from Jk24w to Jk21w on 0-7. These people are losers who shouldn't be allowed to compete.
>>262735You don't belong here.
>>262720>Makuuchi rikishi to such high standards yet his own stable can only produce a single Juryo-jobbing sekitori?For one it's basically his job to to be a shithead.Two, I know you are talking about Kitanowaka but Hokutofuji was in Makuuchi for a decade
>>262739Once BASED Kaio takes over ozumo will enter an era of "wow the Chairman isn't a faggot".
I liked Kusano a lot more before he got the full hairstyle and changed his name. He does not feel like the same man anymore.
>>262735He represents the spirit of sumo better than many sekitori
>>262743He used to be kakoi, now he's one of the ugliest bastards in Makuuichi
>>262743I agree.
>>262749How do you go from this to THAT
>>262752he gained weight but didn't put on muscle mass
>>262752Chanko
>dont know half of upper division>my two favorite fujis retired yesterdayits over for me...
>>262757>my two favorite fujis retired yesterdaywut?
>>262758sorry, i meant my two favorite fujis already retired. one of them retired yesterday.
>>262749nice guy>>262752bad boy
>known for being smaller and lighter than his fatso peers>hospitalised for heart failurewho writes this shit
>>262758Atamifuji and Takerufuji.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OdHjhhlKbwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wI3ej2qGhO0
>>262769i need more chanko in my life
>>262769is hoshoryu autistic?
>>262769Tatsusloppa challenge, click a random point in the video and see how long it takes for someone to say uma.
>>262769>Mixing raw egg yolk into raw ground beef and just eating itNo wonder so many rikishi get stomach bugs.
>>262769Horse flexing his 50k Rorex
>>262776The heat from the beef cooks the egg
>>262779they cut the garlic so thin that it actually melts in the chanko pot
>>262778He's got a pretty impressive watch collection. He was wearing a Patek Aquanaut which is like 80k USD.
>>262786Watchfags are so up their own asses.This has caused me to dislike Hosh.
>>262780>the garlic meltslmao that dumb bitches are stupid enough to still believe this meme
>hay guise!!! I know I can't yusho, but look at this expensive watch I bought!!!>having a watch is as good as a yusho, right guise!?!?!cringe af cope
>>262787>liking and disliking specific wrestlersfemale behavior, to be honest.
>>262791What a load of shit.
>>262778“A tiger wearing a bell will starve.”— Mongolian Proverb
>>262788It dissolves.
Hoshoryu must be the unluckiest Yokozuna at this point in his career. Multiple playoffs with no yusho, multiple random injuries, and May was literally the most free yusho of all time oh wait day one injury. God damn.
>>262799He made the spirits mad at him by delivering the kadoban to Dan in march.
>>262799It is a yokozuna's responsibility to build a body that doesnt get injured. Hosh spent too much time shopping and playing dress up.
>>262798no it doesn't you idiot, cellulose isn't soluble in water
>>262804That's why you cut it really thin.
>>262805The only people who have the time for that bullshit are prisoners
Serious lack of fighting sprit ITT.
>>262802Such a body doesn't exist and being an idealistic faggot helps no one, Hakkaku.
>>262808Time to add another week to the jungyo.
>>262809Is jungyo even the problem? It's not like they fight close to for real. They spend most of their time goofing off and warming up.
>>262811Thats the public perception. The JSA is going to actually look into all these injuries though, the YDC formally requested it. Also the jungyo director says he will reduce the tours starting next year.
Damn, Shunta only turned 16 in January and he went 3-4 in low Sandanme. That's actually pretty impressive desu. Hakuho was 18 by the time he made Makushita.
>>262814his shikona sounds like a robot wars bot
>>262815I wonder if he's aware that in English his names sounds like a person who pushes. Very fitting desu.
>>262816Shoutaimu and Urutora have the best english language shikonaThats Showtime and Ultra if you didnt get it.
>>262816It doesn't.
>>262818Sure it doeshttps://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shunter
Even accounting for rhoticity it doesn't.
>>262820sure it does
>>262816Not really, it means a plump good horse.
>>262822Hoshoryu...
>>262799>Multiple playoffs with no yushoThat's a him problem, not a luck problem.>>262808>Such a body doesn't existThat's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>262808Hakuho spent 8 years at yokozuna before his first injury, so yes it is possible. His ego taking over later on doesn't change that he spent more time completely uninjured than all but 5 yokozuna have spent at yokozuna period. The biggest loss from his ego going out of control is now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level.
>this guy thought JSA would give him Miyagino stable
>>262828Yeah, he was supposed to ask for it and he didnt so they closed it down
>>262827>now he's unable to properly teach other wrestlers how he remained uninjured at such a high level>nowBro didn't even teach his wrestlers that when he was there. Look at all his star pupils.>HakuohonofujiInjured into juryo>KawazoenofujiInjured into sandanme>EnhoInjured into jonokuchi>IshiuraInjured into retirementThe only healthy one he had was Hokustandho.
>>262830jsa: we dont want beyas to be full of foreign culturemiyagino:
>>262829how do you know he didnt ask for it ?
>>262832NSK stated they had received no formal applications or requests for the Miyagino stable for over a year when they made this choice
>>262831I am guessing you are unaware of Hakuho's history, especially in this specific cultural context. Go watch the Pride of Yokozuna documentary.
>>262828well, retiring can he jsut get himself a share and create an entirely new one?Probably attrack a few of the old lads too.
>>262837I'd assume so, but I'm also assuming it could be a monetary problem as well.
>>262834Key word "formal". You cant apply for elderstock if you dont meet the requirements. Enho only became eligible when the banzuke for this basho was announced (april 27), he could not make any "formal" requests or applications regarding the stable before this.Knowing jap culture and the pettiness of JSA old farts the applicaction could have been 100 pages long.Also he clearly had no idea JSA would destroy the stable right after the tournament (this was intentional to avoid bad headlines before the basho). And to be fair this decision was probably made not to fuck over Enho, but to completely destroy any hopes of a Miyagino stable reborn and make it an elder name only.
>>262838I think enho is popular enough that he'd get plenty oif support to set up.
>>262839You can cope about le evil jap boomers all you want, but the reality is that Enho doesn't want to retire. He's gone on record saying he wants to make it back to makuuchi and has never mentioned wanting to be a stablemaster.
>>262804The ash content, which is most of the nutrition, is also not water soluble. And the cellulose isn't water, oil or fat soluble.
>>262842And yet, if you put it in hot water, it melts! Fascinating, isn't it?
>>262837>>262838>>26284060 bashos in makuuchi or 25 in sanyaku if you want to open a stable>>262841Thats what they all say. I dont remember an active rikishi saying "im going to be a stablemaster after I retire".Enho could literally land on his neck next basho and its over. Not discussing Miyagino topic publicly is smart due to how sensitive and controversial it is. The key point is that no date or timeframe for Miyagino stable termination was given.
>>262844well, he's fucked then
>>262830lmao that dumb mong kwabamb got ejected from the jsa like a dumbass faggot. why are mongs so incredibly stupid?
>>262848Reatard.
>>262854WTF? Is that a real wolf?
>>262854Would Gorilla make yokozuna in sumo?
>>262859>GorillaHarambefuji
>>262854average baki fight pairing
>>262835Hakuho's history has nothing to do with the stated fact that the JSA don't want stables turning into foreign culture ghettos.
>>262856It's AI, yakuta can't do that.
Onosato will recover, win 20 yusho, and be allowed to use his shikona to open a stable.>No Mongs allowed
Chris is making shit up again.
>>262876>Onosato is backYeah he's definitely making shit up.
>>262871I agree. Imagine if he was a Christcuck or a Muzzie and he had a bunch of religious shit hanging around. It would be a scandal.
>>262879You say that but the only Muslim rikishi feels the need to express his beliefs on a keshō-mawashi he wears fairly frequently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtM2e-O1FaUI see your beyaslop and raise you Ura eating a sandwich.
>>262882Is it better or worse than Shishi's SLAVA UKRAINI blue belt?
>>262880I hope the others prank him and make him drink pork bone broth
>>262653He traded it for a kilogram
>>262632>The rikishi formerly known as Kusano>The rikishi formerly measured at 184cm
WTK really is...the boss of this gym...
>>262900More like WakaBAKAKOGA
>>262882
>>262882this variety of person has been mocked for decades yet unfortunately they still exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZHwGnGrm_k
>>262880Isn't having a tiger on his apron haram? I thought they couldn't decorate with any images which is why they all have scribbles instead
>>262917Learn your animals, then you can talk about religious law.
>>262919Oh shit, I mean Lion
>>262920
>>262917>>262920It's a leopard.
>>262917>I thought they couldn't decorate with any imagesHave you literally never watched sumo or something?
>>262932he's talking about islam, not ozumo, he literally said "haram"you nonce
>>262934Kinbozan doesn't observe ramadan either. They're allowed to not practice their religion when they feel like it, it's basically a rule of Islam.
>>262933Ah so he'll be in charge of new-joiners together with Wakatakamoto. Good for hm.
>>262933Stylish
Dan crashed and burned so fast.
>>262950he should not have turned the spirits against him by injuring the yokozuna
>>262933Western clothing? Shameful.
>>262963Wheres the shogun when you need one
>>262963He's earned it.
>>262828Why do people act like Enho was the chosen one with Ishiura has more history with Hakuho and actually has been an Oyakata for a couple of years now.
>>262968his twink appeal is too strong
Enho did more with less.
WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima.
>and Kirishima
>>262975WMH was the one who ripped a hole in Kiri's forehead, anon.
>>262976Weird, because he won the majority of the matches he fought after that. You'd think an assassinated man would do worse.
>>262977That wasn't Lkhagvasuren Byambachu it was the spirit of Temüjin.
When's the last time a rikishi as low as M11e was in the last match of a basho?
Odds on Horseryu yushoing in Paris?
>>262982100%
>>262980
>>262987Two days after my 30th birthday :3c
>>262989>They wouldn't even give him the east side on musubi no ichibanThey were never going to give that fat sack the rope.
>>262989hambaga...
lmaoo wtf is this https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZGTFROyqPh/
>>262995All I see is a day in the life of Shunrai, anon.
>>262995Looks fine to me.
>>262933Thought that was leiderhosen from the thumbnail.
>>262917depends on the legal school of thought. Salafis would probably think it's haram, but most everyone else would be ok with it. Then again, Muslims are a lot like Jews when it comes to legalism and arguing for the sake of arguing, so who knows for sure?
>>262879>is that a foreigner peacefully and unobtrusively practicing a religion that isn't shinto-buddhism (a religion which I don't practice myself or care that much due to how secularized my society is)?>REEEEEE! SONO JOI NOW! KILL ALL GAIJIN!do japs really?
>>263009>unobtrusivelylol, it's a good thing you aren't in the JSA
>>262978>bombchu>>262989He can't keep getting away with it
>>263009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G1AwpKfaI4
This Paris visit could be hilarious. When they went to London they could be tard wrangled to stay within the Kensington area which is still posh and pleasant enough, but as far as I'm aware Paris is just a sea of browns no matter where you go.
>>263051Yeah its gonna be bad2026 paris is basically just subsaharan africa
I take it schools are out.
>>263051That's ridiculous, do you really think there are no nice parts of Paris left at all?
>>263054As an American who has never left my home state of Michigan, yes. Seems like the entire city- if not country- is an paved over urbanized and islamified hellhole. If that is not the case then French state media needs to step up the foreign propaganda game cuz if anything their version of the an office of tourism is really dropping the ball.
Can someone who actually knows photo editing do this but better
it first I was like >oh no france has been replaced by africa reeeeee!!!but then I saw what irl french people look likeand now I know that nothing of value was lostimagine onosato's face when he gets off the plane and is confronted with picrels standing before him
>>263056Still can't believe they let Onosato join sumo at just 5'5.
I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit
Go back.
>I cant believe these threads are actually somehow dumber and worse than an unironic subreddit
Kirishima's wolf yakuta looks really shit but I don't think anyone has the heart to tell him.
>>262972>WTK only yusho'd because WMH assassinated Dan and Kirishima...and the world is better for it. And all WMH had to do was sacrifice what little he had left of his sumo abilities to lift his brother to greatness and atone for his sinful henka
>>263064Do you think he calculated that if he does an utchari a foot away from the tawara that his opponent will hit the edge of the dohyo instead of the mats below?
Reminder that July brings the return of kesho mawashi KINO.
>>263067I predict a 4-3-8 score
>>263069For me? It's 6-9 but remaining in Makuuchi in the lowest spot available.
walk
>>263057Macron was a genius for marrying the goblin princess and becoming the heir apparent to the goblin under-empire. The campaign financing from that will last him another century.
>>263067god that Kesho-mawashi goes hardsurprised he doesn't get a lot of shit thrown at him for using such an important national symbol like that though, japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.
>>263067https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTlZJmaIulA
>>263082Crow sumo. It's a thing.
>>263082>japs are usually pretty gay about that type of thing.Sounds like you're making shit up.
Bring back Akua and his nativity yukata praise God
>>263088Sounds gay. Let's not bring it back and say we did... just like Jesus! lol
>>263067>black on blackIt looks cool, but you cannot see shit. Nice story though.
bacterial power > spiritual power
>>263105It looks better in motion. And if it was supposed to bring good luck for his comeback I'd be surprised if he didn't wear it day one in Makuuchi.
image the chimpout on /xs/ when Dan not only regains ozeki in july but also yushoes again
>>263119>AAAIIIIIEEEEE NOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE AN EXTREMELY TALENTED RIKISHI IN GOOD HEALTH WON A YUSHO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>263119what is with you autistic faggots and perpetually spewing this retardation?you actually have to just be samefagging every time this comes up, because there's no way people are genuinely willing to bitch about a fucking slav
Ryuden will put a stop to this activity
>>263122Asanoyama would've made it 8.
>>263119It's more of wanting you, and specifically you, to get into a motor vehicle collision than it is about actually having something against Dan
>>263119>>263124he's finished, few years in maegashira and he can go back joining his fellow comrades in trenches.
>>263124Yeah Fucking exactly this
>Dan haters chimping at the mere thought of Dan yushoeing July
July tier list>High tierWatching the absolute carnage in Makushita>Mid tierHoping Hosh, Sato, or Dan is healthy>Low tierI dunno man cheering for Koga or something
Cheering for koga is the most soulful thing you can do.
>>263139Enjoying Koga's patheticness is where the soul is out. If you're gonna have 600 wrestlers competing to see who can be at the top someone is going to end up being at the bottom. Koga plays his part. You don't have to hate him to laugh at him. He is the Washington Wizards of sumo, he serves his purpose and does so with aplomb. The absolutely epic WakatakaKOGA meme depends on Koga's failure
>>263065probably had that figured out during his like 8+ yrs fucking off in makushita
>>263144Once he can perform his own sumo how fast do you think he'll make 'zuna?
>>263150Within two years.
>>263156....
the sorcerer casts another one into the pit
>>263164Made him land right on his kinboshi on the edge of the ring with that spell
Mienoumi was 31 when he made Yokozuna. He was 21 when he made Makuuchi. Koga's family has a history of taking it slow.
>>263167bro, koga is not making it to sandanme before 21
>>263164the changing rippling topography of wakatakaKOGA's hair as he goes down
>>263170Wrong rikishi
How many of us other than me have joined the Chris pateron gang?
>>262664>29GoddammitI keep forgetting that rikishi are fairly young
>No futaslop for five daysPlease, I need my slop
>>263175There are plenty of other beyas that put out good content, you don't have to consume the training->cooking->eating format. Kise recently put out a video of Ura eating sandwiches. You could check out my all-time favourite which is Oshima beya going to a waterpark, including Oshima-oyakata himself falling off his ring on a waterslide and looking stupid.Man Oshima is cool, I'm glad he's head of the YDC now. I'm surprised they let a Mong hold a position like that after what Akebono got told regarding the promotion potential of gaijin in the JSA.
>>263180i need to see their gross fucking kitchens and how they eat with their nasty fat feet 2 inches away from their food or its not watchable
>>263173buy an ad
>>263194Who the fuck is this suave motherfucker?
>>263200
>>263220No fucking way.There's no fucking way.
>>263194Do you think he still puts on a mawashi and spars with his deshi like Kisenosato does?
>>263222He doesn't need the mawashi, he just wraps the extra skin around him like a belt.
>>263223Kawashi...
>>263194Is this his add for McDonalds?
>no asageiko in today's futagoslopTerrible. Take keiko away and 80% of what remains is sakaue asking them what streaming services they're subbed to.
:)
>>263238Ureshishi!
>>263238
>>263238looks like a cover of a gay porn
>>263243>t. self proclaimed gay porn expert
>>263245
>>263245Not sure what's the better reaction, this or Kakuryu giving them the People's Eyebrow.
uma!
>>263249We get it Shunrai, you can stop saying it now.
me and my wife
Good riddance
>>263274Why does it say Asashoryu instead of Hakuho?
>>263275Japanese people cant tell the mongs apart idk
>>263276arrr rook same
>>263267>hokutofuji gone>takarafuji gone>tsurugisho gone>i dont know half the roster of makuuchibros...
>>263283this is so sad, Alexa, play Landslide by Fleetwood Mac
I'm sad that Fujiryoga is no longer aerodynamic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKiipZNCjLY
>mfw at ozeki party while at sekiwake rank
>>263306When Dan regains his rank in July he will have both the fastest and second fastest trips from maezumo to ozeki, thats how hard he blasted the previous record.
>>263307That's actually pretty funny.
>>263194>For relaxing times....make it Suntory time.
>>263306The banzucky isn't out yet so he's still technically an Ozeki.
Gonoyama chill...
>>263321Store brand Onosato.
>>263321why does pikachu have the gog double "slavic" rune
>>263323Because there's an underground cult of hard-right Nazis who slide this sort of imagery into seemingly innocent things because they know that upon seeing it small children will want to kill Jews or something like that.
>>263315
look who i met /sp/
>>263331This entire image looks like AI.
>>263283Buddy I still miss Yoshikaze, Shohozan and Harumafuji.
>missing Shohozan... how?
>>263331I didn’t know Ingrid was a real person
>>263119>The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long – and you have burned so very, very brightly, Dan.
tfw no stalker fangirls
>>263343Speak for yourself.
New DOSUKOI Sumo SloppaShitatenage: Underarm Throwhttps://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/shows/5001516/
>>263337I also miss Shohozan.Dude was a scrapper, as the kids say, he had that dawg in him.
>>263352Sir?
>>263353Nothing wrong with some nipples in a sumo thread
>>263352Post-weightloss Aoiyama looks like THAT?
>>263353Smallest tits posted in the thread desu.
>>263343tobizaru when he gets home after meeting "fans"
>>263352komi found a new friend
>>263357>Asanoyama earning his suspension, 2020, colorized
Neat.
>>263386yeah good times, when there were no brownoids in paris.
>>263387Retard.
Most of the wrestlers will suffer from Paris syndrome when they get back and it will affect their sumo
>They will experience culture shock when they are back in their native Japan.Yeah, 'cause that makes sense.
Do you think they'll put an ankle bracelet on all the rikishi and confine them only to the good part of Paris to not taint their image of France?
>>263392Is there a good part of Paris? London has the Kensington area, what's the Paris equivalent?
>>263389He's right, retard.
>>263386>"Remove the barrier and this would make for an excellent dohyo"
>>263395Miller was writing about fucking Negresses in Montmartre in the 1930's. You're a retarded child.
>>263396How will they raise it another inch for every safety complaint though
>>263399Hot air balloon, as is their way.
Which beya has the best chanko? It must come down to these three>Nishonosekihuge buff from Onosato yushos that must have run out by now, but they must still get ton of good meat and produce from their supporters club>TatsunamiGoat chief Kokoryunami + same supporter buff>IsegahamaMost Sekitori= lots of good food from their supporters, but given their numbers I think they probably only eat chanko nabe to help with the logistics
>>263401If Nishonoseki rikishi are being buffed by yusho quality chanko I'd hate to see how fucking awful they'd be without it. And Onosato's last yusho was September so they're still running on their year's supply of shit. Kisenosato is dreading that shit running out and having to pay food bills again. The amount of money Onosato has saved him must be insane.
>>263398And today you can't tell the difference between Africa and Paris. You're a retarded child.
>>263403That has nothing to do with what was alleged, faggot.
>>263406You know, he does look a bit like Oho.
>>263406look at Taiho's face expression,..I don't think he liked what he saw either
>>263403Are there more blacks in Paris now? YeahWere there A LOT of blacks in France even in 1962? Yeah
>>263352women's sumo would be a lot more popular if they were all topless.
>>263416Facts
Women's sports are a joke because they segregate themselves away from better competition.
>>263416Back when onnazumo was a thing it was literally a topless activity performed by prostitutes, the Japanese equivalent of mud wrestling. It was outlawed for the sake of public morals.
>>263411>This country's chanko isn't very good
>>263416Not really. Female sumo larpers look disgusting.
>>263412So what’s your point Paris was 95 percent French vs 30 percent French it doesn’t change the fact it’s a shithole that gives japs ptsd when they go expecting to see white people and instead see browns.
lmao
>>263425listening to a mong talk about history be like:
>>263423Retard
>>263422I can tell from this that you've never actually seen it. There are plenty of eastern bloc cuties.
>>263435That's surprising. You're still retarded for watching women's sports though.
>>263437I'm sure you're retarded for liking what you like too.
>>263438I don't watch women's sports, so no.
Have there been any updates on injuries in the joi?
>>263440Yes. Everyone is injured.
>>263439You sound like a homosexual.
>>263442You might have a point if watching them was the only way to see attractive women.
>>263440Onosato thinks he's good to go for JulyHoshoryu's injury was just a bad muscle pull so he'll be fineDan is fineZak will lose rank either wayPapa will show up and trudge on as usualStill can't believe the YDC said they're willing to consider Kirishitma's result a yusho equivalent.
God I can't wait for Onosato to be fighting fit again. Been too long since we saw the complete dominance he's capable of.
>>263445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBpDTGn1S_oJust hold W lmao???
>>263446breaks my heart, we never got an Onosato zensho yusho before he retired
>>263446That hasn't worked in its usual form since november. Can only hope he's finally resolved for good whatever problem he's had since then.
>>263447Hoshoryu's only claim to fame as a Yokozuna before the 46 time winner Asahifuji began his reign is he got to wipe his taint on Onosato's rope.
>>263449imagine having to wear a rope someone wiped their taint onhow humiliating
>>263448He needs to study more Wajima
>>263434Yes, you are, indeed, a retard.
>>263451Kisenosato always looks like he's holding a shit in.
>>263453
>>263454Somewhere between "I need a shit" and Pink Guy lies Kisenosato.
>>263446>Day 8 Hosh v Takkers>The gyoji just fucking loses it
>>263452You should get out more.
>>263422yeah, but they're fascinatingly ugly, the kind you want to see jiggle and wobble and slam into each other to see if they get any uglier. These ham beasts going topless would be a great spectacle, and also the only reason to watch since they all suck at this sport.
The July tourney will be my 2nd basho and ive had fun watching so far. Been poking around older Sumo before i started watching and im curious which modern Yokozuna were the good guys and bad guys? Also somebody needs to find a better pic for Musashimaru on Wiki.
>>263449Why are Neville posters obsessed with taints?
>>263476Asashoryu was the most entertaining one. Watch the video of all of his fights vs Hakuho.
>>263476Personally I don't think any sumo wrestler is a really bad guy. Except Hokuseiho. Fuck that guy.Among the yokozuna, only Futahaguro is a true screw-up. The others that could reasonably described as having a "bad" reputation are Asashoryu and depending on where you stand- Takanohana and Hakuho. Asashoryu and Hakuho because they could arguably be said to have lacked hinkaku, for being mongolian and for using techniques said to be "beneath" a yokozuna. Personally I think nothing is more honorable than victory and more wrestlers ought to fight how they fought. Takanohana is controversial because he tried to revolutionize the sumo association by running for chairman, which although they vote on it, is typically settled via prior negotiation between factions. Before Takanohana, sumo stables could be independent of a faction, but because of his 'unauthorized' participation in the election for chairman, all stables have since been required to be part of a larger faction, to ensure that the oyakata don't get funny ideas again. This whole thing could be said to be good or bad depending on your perspective. It was a victory for the traditional way the association runs things.
>>263479>for being mongolian and for using techniques said to be "beneath" a yokozunagr8 b8 m8
>>263477That's not the only thing he repeats at every chance.
>>263444>losing a basho where none of the joi were present is a yusho equivalentthey just can't wait to get rid of hosh
>>263444>can't believe the YDC said they're willing to consider Kirishitma's result a yusho equivalent.No way.
>>263488I don't think it was the YDC. Some elder made a fleeting comment that if he gets a dominant yusho in Nagoya he will be put into consideration.
>>263477Lad just can't help but force every "joke" he thinks of.
>>263476They were all good guys, and they were all bad guys.
>>263492>force>3 months since last usageThis is the definition of rent free.
>>263489>yeah if he gives us the first zensho in fuckin uh four years we'll consider it sure
>>263480Yes. His elbow at the tachiai and his last four or five years in general were a disgrace to the sport, not just his rank. Thankfully he's off doing his own tranny clown tournaments now and not part of the association.
>>263476Harumafuji is goated for winning through sheer refusal to lose. 9 yusho and 3 were zensho including back to back for his Yokozuna promotion.
>>263498Retard
>>263509il est...takanosho...
Can't believe Asakoryu had to drop out of the event from food poisoning.
>Bonjer
>>263398As an exception. An exception so notable it drove them to write about it. Not the rule, as is the case today.The fact you don't 'see' this subtle difference makes me question your sincerity. It's like you're OK with presenting as genuinely retarded.
>>263532Anon said there were no browns in Paris in the 60's. He was wrong and retarded. You are also retarded for not understanding the discussion.
>>263534Well anyway, fat japanese blokes barging into each other.
>>263536>Nabatame c. 2040
>>263537Sentoryu's physique was fucking great. He really was Nabatame (forma de makuuchi).
>Nabatame>Mita>Kiryuko>Asahifuji>Wakanofuji>Tenshoyama>OmoriThree sekitori returning from injury and four top prospects all in Makushita at the same time. I cannot wait, though the smart money's on Asahifuji.
>>263540>reddit beya
>>263534>still seething about brownoids
I think you'll find I was seething at a historical inaccuracy.
>>263544you weren't in Paris in the 1960s and you have no idea what it was like there, you're seething over your unreasonably high opinion of yourself
>>263545I know that there were brown people there, because I'm not a /pol/-brained tard. I'm not sorry that some of my knowledge is gained secondhand.
>>263545Anon, there was literally a black guy in the video. >>263406 How exactly are you trying to argue against it? lol
>>263547>I'm not a /pol/-brained tardyou clearly are very obsessed with /pol/, you're the only one in this thread screeching about /pol/, everyone else is here to discuss /sumo/
>Post picture of sumo wrestler.>Reply is retarded racist comment.>Point out that they're wrong and dumb.>"Hurr durr, you're not on-topic!"
>>263479I think Kotozakura is a disrespectful dickhead and should be added to the list of bad guys.
>>263552Why?
>>263552wtf he's such a cutie patooie
>>263552I don't think he's disrespectful but he sure is dumb as fuck for what he did after that november basho lmao
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>>263540>AsahifujiWho will stop him?
>>263548The problem is the quantity of browns today as opposed to in 60s for example.
>>263567As long as we're agreed that there were, in fact, brown people in Paris.
>>263550Agree.
