Dan über alles>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>263556
comeback season
3rd for Hosh will never win a Basho as Yokozuna.
>>264267What an unathletic lardass.
>>264270Size is its own form of athleticism.
Good Chris video today
>>264267would prime akebono roll prime onosato?
>>264269It would be so funny yet so sad
Happy father's day.
>>264269That's something him and Aonishiki have in common then kek.
>>264277Probably.
>>264283Where's his shell?
If Dan gets 10+ wins he'll be the second fastest ever rise from Maezumo to Ozeki. The record is some guy called Aonishiki.
>>264302This stat is kind of misleading because most other great wrestlers either start very young (in their teens) and grow into the sport, or come straight from amateur background and skip the lower ranks. Aonishiki is rare case where he joined with good experience and success but had to start from the bottom.Still a very impressive journey of course, but it takes specific set of rare circumstances to even compete for that record.
>>264303I'd still give Dan a mountain of credit since he was only 19 when he entered sumo. It's not like Onosato entering at 23 after competing for a decade straight.
>>264283Master roshi needs a better tailor his suits arms are way too long.
>>264305Ao has been doing amateur sumo since he was a child, just not in Japan.
>>264310The suit is fine, he needs longer arms
>>264314I doubt it was anything like what kids go through when they join a beya at 15 though. Nowhere near as intensive.
>>264316>intensiveaccording to beyaslop their life consists of an hour or two of practice in the morning followed by hours of gossiping in the kitchen like women, cleaning toilets like women, playing video games like children, napping like babies and eating like pigs from a trough, its no wonder that such a system produces specimens such as koga and the rest of the futaGOYama cringe crew
>>264317>futaGOYamaThis makes me laugh everytime
>>264317>according to beyaslop their life consists of an hour or two of practice in the morning followed by hours of gossiping in the kitchen like women, cleaning toilets like women, playing video games like children, napping like babies and eating like pigs from a troughHow do I join?
>>264322You're too old and too lanky oji san...
For me? It's on my filter.
>>264325>150lbI never had a chance...
>Kinbozan is not the hottest Kazakh athlete anymore.Why even live
>>264390One is pork-fearing, pure blood turkic kazakhThe other is russian mutt kazakhstani hag
>>264393Do you think he ever intentionally tries to push opponents out at the qibla?
>>264390That's a man.
>>264415Fag
>July 13th for the next bashoUrgh...
>>264415You wish, don't you?
>TOBIZARU, THE FLYING MONKEY>VERSUS>TAMAWASHI, THE IRON MAN>HE'S IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT>HE DROVE INTO HIS KITCHEN>HE ATE HIS LUNCH>THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE
>>264425Hiro get off 4bong it's bad for you
>>264438That isn't Hiro, otherwise he would've called Tobizaru pint-sized and told us the nodowa story.
Wrong thread, retard.
>>264451Koga didn't rape Umeyama, that was just gossip
>>264458Then explain his "episodes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ernEba_TQ>Kotoshoho eyes OzekiLOL!!!
>>264462Its what they all say at their promotion parties.promoted to juryo>I'm gonna work hard to be in makuuchipromoted to makuuchi>I'm gonna work hard to reach sanyakupromoted to sanyaku>I'm gonna work hard to reach ozekipromoted to ozeki>I'm gonna work hard to reach yokozuna
>>264462>>264464what do you expect them to say? I'm alright at this rank and just gonna chill? It's all japan's mentality to stride higher, at least when it comes to official statements = kaizen.
>>264464>promoted to yokozuna>I'm gonna work hard to reach the heavens
>promoted to yokozuna>I'm gonna work hard to win my first yusho as yokozuna
>>264477lol
What do they say after retiring as yokozuna?
>>264479>I'm gonna work hard to be Oyakata
>I'm gonna work hard and pray my deshi don't do stupid things and get me into trouble
>>264479>i will do my best to give back to sumoOr> fuck you all it's time for booze and bitches
>>264482Why not both?
>>264483God he's such a fatass. He looks bigger than when he was an active rikishi, only now he has zero muscle. What the fuck is koga going to do when he dies?
>>264485Roga will take over the Futagoyama kabu and stable.
reminder: asahifuji has never lost a yushoyokozuna hoshoryu has never won a yusho
>>264486That does seem like the best outcome for him, the worst that could happen is roga makes him actually go to the gym.
>>264465
>>264490I want him gone from my sight
>>264491I want him to start doing that weird shit before matches, it was cringefunny
>>264482> fuck you all it's time for booze and bitchesOnosato doing this while Yokozuna #goals
>>264490Ozeki unironically is a comfier rank. It doesn't ahve the pressure the rope has.
>>264491Shishi is our retard
>>264504Is it? Zak and Dan were fighting when injured to save themselves from kadoban, meanwhile Onosato could (and should) have skipped the january basho
>>264477>promoted to yokozuna>I'm gonna work hard to reach retirement
>>264507Uncle must laugh at him constantly. By the point of 8 bashos at Yokozuna, Asashoryu had 7 yusho. In the next 16 basho he'd win another 13.
Cleaning out my screenshots folder.
>>264521A sanyaku promotion's not thaaaat far off the original guess
>>264523Well he hasn't got one of those yet either. Not for another week anyway.
>>264521Do you have any actually retarded and outlandish predictions? It's not funny when they're believable.
>>264525lol
Which rikishi are virgins?
>>264527The ones you like.
>>264528Koga...
>>264521He almost got it...
>>264531He won't have it this time next year.
>>264532He had so much promise. I wonder what happened.
>>264533What are you talking about? He's only had one make-koshi. Nothing's happened.
>>264536But he was supposed to be the new Japanese hope!
>>264489>Roga>Making anybody do anythingI like Roga but he seems like a huge pushover. He'd probably be even more laid back than current FutaGoy
>>264537That's Kazuma you're thinking of.He's going to take makuuchi by storm in July.
>>264537He can be that without immediately topping the ladder.
>>264537And Aonishiki was supposed to be the next white hope and look how that turned out.
>slav>whitekek
if i like them, they're whitethat's a universal standard btw charles barkley is white
>>264506I guess it depends on how good you are. If you can go the Kaio route and just cash in 8-7's for years after your peak it could be pretty comfy just playing a gate keeper.
>>264550Hell, many have already forgotten /ourguy/ Shodai's reign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j8Iy7Gf__8Fuckin' huge condom on back
>>264552
>>264536If you don't rise to Yokozuna as fast as Onosato you're a fucking loser.
>>264521That prediction is about Kusano, not whateverfuji
>>264588... and? Neither is an Ozeki.
No yuushou?
