Dan über alles>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dprevious thread >>263556
comeback season
3rd for Hosh will never win a Basho as Yokozuna.
>>264267What an unathletic lardass.
>>264270Size is its own form of athleticism.
Good Chris video today
>>264267would prime akebono roll prime onosato?
>>264269It would be so funny yet so sad
Happy father's day.
>>264269That's something him and Aonishiki have in common then kek.
>>264277Probably.
>>264283Where's his shell?
If Dan gets 10+ wins he'll be the second fastest ever rise from Maezumo to Ozeki. The record is some guy called Aonishiki.
>>264302This stat is kind of misleading because most other great wrestlers either start very young (in their teens) and grow into the sport, or come straight from amateur background and skip the lower ranks. Aonishiki is rare case where he joined with good experience and success but had to start from the bottom.Still a very impressive journey of course, but it takes specific set of rare circumstances to even compete for that record.
>>264303I'd still give Dan a mountain of credit since he was only 19 when he entered sumo. It's not like Onosato entering at 23 after competing for a decade straight.
>>264283Master roshi needs a better tailor his suits arms are way too long.
>>264305Ao has been doing amateur sumo since he was a child, just not in Japan.
>>264310The suit is fine, he needs longer arms
>>264314I doubt it was anything like what kids go through when they join a beya at 15 though. Nowhere near as intensive.
>>264316>intensiveaccording to beyaslop their life consists of an hour or two of practice in the morning followed by hours of gossiping in the kitchen like women, cleaning toilets like women, playing video games like children, napping like babies and eating like pigs from a trough, its no wonder that such a system produces specimens such as koga and the rest of the futaGOYama cringe crew
>>264317>futaGOYamaThis makes me laugh everytime
>>264317>according to beyaslop their life consists of an hour or two of practice in the morning followed by hours of gossiping in the kitchen like women, cleaning toilets like women, playing video games like children, napping like babies and eating like pigs from a troughHow do I join?
>>264322You're too old and too lanky oji san...
For me? It's on my filter.
>>264325>150lbI never had a chance...
>Kinbozan is not the hottest Kazakh athlete anymore.Why even live
>>264390One is pork-fearing, pure blood turkic kazakhThe other is russian mutt kazakhstani hag
>>264393Do you think he ever intentionally tries to push opponents out at the qibla?
>>264390That's a man.
>>264415Fag
>July 13th for the next bashoUrgh...
>>264415You wish, don't you?
>TOBIZARU, THE FLYING MONKEY>VERSUS>TAMAWASHI, THE IRON MAN>HE'S IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT>HE DROVE INTO HIS KITCHEN>HE ATE HIS LUNCH>THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE
>>264425Hiro get off 4bong it's bad for you
>>264438That isn't Hiro, otherwise he would've called Tobizaru pint-sized and told us the nodowa story.
Wrong thread, retard.
>>264451Koga didn't rape Umeyama, that was just gossip
>>264458Then explain his "episodes."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9ernEba_TQ>Kotoshoho eyes OzekiLOL!!!
>>264462Its what they all say at their promotion parties.promoted to juryo>I'm gonna work hard to be in makuuchipromoted to makuuchi>I'm gonna work hard to reach sanyakupromoted to sanyaku>I'm gonna work hard to reach ozekipromoted to ozeki>I'm gonna work hard to reach yokozuna
>>264462>>264464what do you expect them to say? I'm alright at this rank and just gonna chill? It's all japan's mentality to stride higher, at least when it comes to official statements = kaizen.
>>264464>promoted to yokozuna>I'm gonna work hard to reach the heavens
>promoted to yokozuna>I'm gonna work hard to win my first yusho as yokozuna
>>264477lol
What do they say after retiring as yokozuna?
>>264479>I'm gonna work hard to be Oyakata
>I'm gonna work hard and pray my deshi don't do stupid things and get me into trouble
>>264479>i will do my best to give back to sumoOr> fuck you all it's time for booze and bitches
>>264482Why not both?
>>264483God he's such a fatass. He looks bigger than when he was an active rikishi, only now he has zero muscle. What the fuck is koga going to do when he dies?
>>264485Roga will take over the Futagoyama kabu and stable.
reminder: asahifuji has never lost a yushoyokozuna hoshoryu has never won a yusho
>>264486That does seem like the best outcome for him, the worst that could happen is roga makes him actually go to the gym.
>>264465
>>264490I want him gone from my sight
>>264491I want him to start doing that weird shit before matches, it was cringefunny
>>264482> fuck you all it's time for booze and bitchesOnosato doing this while Yokozuna #goals
>>264490Ozeki unironically is a comfier rank. It doesn't ahve the pressure the rope has.
>>264491Shishi is our retard
>>264504Is it? Zak and Dan were fighting when injured to save themselves from kadoban, meanwhile Onosato could (and should) have skipped the january basho
>>264477>promoted to yokozuna>I'm gonna work hard to reach retirement
>>264507Uncle must laugh at him constantly. By the point of 8 bashos at Yokozuna, Asashoryu had 7 yusho. In the next 16 basho he'd win another 13.
Cleaning out my screenshots folder.
>>264521A sanyaku promotion's not thaaaat far off the original guess
>>264523Well he hasn't got one of those yet either. Not for another week anyway.
>>264521Do you have any actually retarded and outlandish predictions? It's not funny when they're believable.
>>264525lol
Which rikishi are virgins?
>>264527The ones you like.
>>264528Koga...
>>264521He almost got it...
>>264531He won't have it this time next year.
>>264532He had so much promise. I wonder what happened.
>>264533What are you talking about? He's only had one make-koshi. Nothing's happened.
>>264536But he was supposed to be the new Japanese hope!
>>264489>Roga>Making anybody do anythingI like Roga but he seems like a huge pushover. He'd probably be even more laid back than current FutaGoy
>>264537That's Kazuma you're thinking of.He's going to take makuuchi by storm in July.
>>264537He can be that without immediately topping the ladder.
>>264537And Aonishiki was supposed to be the next white hope and look how that turned out.
>slav>whitekek
if i like them, they're whitethat's a universal standard btw charles barkley is white
>>264506I guess it depends on how good you are. If you can go the Kaio route and just cash in 8-7's for years after your peak it could be pretty comfy just playing a gate keeper.
>>264550Hell, many have already forgotten /ourguy/ Shodai's reign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j8Iy7Gf__8Fuckin' huge condom on back
>>264552
>>264536If you don't rise to Yokozuna as fast as Onosato you're a fucking loser.
>>264521That prediction is about Kusano, not whateverfuji
>>264588... and? Neither is an Ozeki.
No yuushou?
>>264582>Built-in blinkersGenetic advantage akin to Akebono's size. Atami doesn't have to deal with distractions from the crowd, all he sees is his opponent.
>>264602He also has a limiter built in thats his inverted nipple. If it goes to normal it means the switch is on and Atamin will fight with his full power.
>>264588>KusanofujiTHE SHIKONA WAS RIGHT FUCKING THERE
>>264482>> fuck you all it's time for booze and bitches
>>264625Honestly all the suspensions did was give him more time to fuck hoes.
>>264628Makes me wonder how many senior sumo association guys were out fucking off during covid as well.
>>264628Should have become a yokozuna, then the JSA would pay for them to come to him.
I just heard about this shit and it's an interesting take I guess. Seems they want to convert sumo into a 1 night touring event format, would be similar to how pro wrestling is promoted with a medium sized arena target and regular touring events.(the guys starting it are former wrestling executives)Obviously it can't hold the true value and culture that Ozumo does or replace it, but is it possible for this to elevate amateur leagues to something new? My main concern is that they plan to limit these events to 12 participants, will only 12 guys compete the while season? How do they plan to figure out they are really etting the best dozen dudes possible by october?
>>264646What country is it from?
>>264649https://sumochampionshipleague.com/about/United States. Pretty big sponsors.
>>264650lmao, not relevant to this thread. Japanese sumo is the only real one. YWNRS
Private Equity bastardization of sumo
Cant they just broadcast Ozumo in ESPN/Paramount instead of this shit please
>>264653You vill have western culture subvert everything about Japan and you vill be happy.
>>264646The format would be fun for a one off. Would be neat to do that for an off month over a couple weeks, but isnt that asking a lot for one night? I might've counted wrong but wouldn't that be 20-22 fights a night for the winner?
>>264655>20-22 fights a night for the winnerCorrect.
>>264651No shit Ozumo is the only real sumo. It's still interesting to see someone actually try to bring this to market. Also I'm having a pretty hearty kek imagining all the shitposting if Yarden tries to win this slop.>>264653Knowing how Japan works in general my guess would be either JSA has little interest licensing overseas or NHK has exclusivity for that licensing in their contracts and decides that youtube highlight reels are all we deserve. In general they have a smug attitude of ignoring markets and a shit eating attitude that if they don't license it there you simply aren't meant to have it.
Hakuho's tranny feminist sumo is somehow more legitimate than this lolcow shit coming from kwa.
>>264658Retard
>>264657I think a lot of that has less to do with what the JSA wants and more to do with what they're allowed to do now that Ozumo is a Public Interest Corporation under the thumb of the Ministry.
>>264660Japan should continue having little interest in what overseas audiences want so they remain unaffected by western subversion.
>>264657>In general they have a smug attitude of ignoring markets and a shit eating attitude that if they don't license it there you simply aren't meant to haveYou're describing it in this way because it upsets you. I'm not trying to be insulting, they just literally do not owe shit to people outside of Japan, there's no reason to think they have a duty to make it available elsewhere.>ok sumo is going to die thenThat is also their choice to make.
>>264665redditors have this fascinating entitlement that Japan must open up its borders and serve western interests like immigration and censoring their culture for western values or somehow Japan will die
>>264670I'd like to see it your way, but I can get my head that far up my own ass.
>>264672ESL post
>>264658can someone translate this into english?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SumoMemes/comments/1ucg5ak/mitakeumi_losing_his_mind/
>>264684It's difficult, because English doesn't have the exact words necessary, but the literal translation is something like: "I'm a massively autistic faggot who is so mentally subhuman that I literally cannot understand that someone who likes something I don't like isn't necessarily a bad person."
>>264686
>>264665>ok sumo is going to die thennobody said this, or even had a thought remotely similar to this. Maybe in relation to this conversation everyone here probably thought it about SCL, but definitely not a single poster in this thread thinks Ozumo needs a single one of us outside Japan to survive. At best maybe Futagoyama uses the youtube money to buy Nabatame a new toilet brush.>it upsets you.It doesn't. I agree they don't owe anyone shit either or have a duty to do so. I'm going to continue to pirate everything that comes out of Japan with 0 consequence and this arrangement is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WecasKeiY4Yamazing thumbnail
>>264694nevermind it picks them randomlythis is the one i got
>>264650Pretty sure that's Shohozan and Tochinoshin being used as their promotional image.I hope they got permission to use that.
>>264692>At best maybe Futagoyama uses the youtube money to buy Nabatame a new toilet brushI'm doing my part...
>>264670It's just standard western cultural imperialism, everyone else should strive to live life the same way we do, if they don't they're inferior, etc etc
>>264698Tochinoshin is from Georgia, he's as American as apple pie.
>>264695YSK that's an AI image.
>>264698Which is weird because the rest of the images on the site are AI, lol.
>>264694>>264695Pretty sure youtube allows you to have a bunch of thumbnails and then whichever one gets the most traffic gets pushed
>>264725wrong georgia dumbass
>>264749Yup. It does automatic AB testing for you.
your thoughts on sumo fan service?
>>264784Amazing
>>264784>Kanji with dozens of strokes>"se"I hate Japanese.
>>264787When you get caught in the rapids you don't have time for long words.
>>264787Where do you see kanji which is read as 'se' in that pic? Also, why do you care how many strokes does a kanji have, you won't be writing it anyway. The most disgusting thing about japanese is homonyms.
>>264787ah this one 瀬. Well, I bet If you would ask a japenese how to read it, they would know, but how to write it? fuck no.
>>264817>Where do you see kanji which is read as 'se' in that pic?木瀬 is Kise木 = Ki (tree)瀬 = se (JOHN FUCKING MADDEN)
>>264817How did you manage to ask someone where they're seeing a kanji that reads "se" when the only kanji in the image read "Kise beya"?
>>264830What are we thinking? Another kyujo or will the gods allow him to grind a little bit in middle maegashira before striking him down?
>>264837He won his debut tournament in the top division. Easily ozeki material.
>>264830Literal chicken-legs.
>>264822He's retarded, but there's lots of kanji in the image.
>Onosato went 6-4 agains a Makushitter>Still can't use his left arm to attackIT'S JOEVER
>>264843This shit won't heal on it's own, he needs to go for surgery.
>>264844no he needs to keep trying to wrestle through it until his shoulder is destroyed and he's forced to retire before he turns 28
What if Onosato just had his arm removed? Then he wouldn't need to heal because his shoulder just wouldn't be there. He'd learn to adapt to one arm
>>264845Why is Kisenosato so retarded?
>>264817is that taranami? lol
>>264698He's doing some promotional thing with Konishiki, so he's def getting paid.
The musashigawa beya video with konishiki and musashimaru complaining about the state of sumo is funny. Lots of superstitious boomer nonsense like "lifting weights makes your muscles hard, which is bad for sumo"
>>264822>>264842maybe because i dont watch kise boring shit unlike you
>>264849tochi looks like a villain
>>264854Seek help.
>>264844>he needs to go for surgery.Isn't surgery the reason he sat out the last one?
>>264869Nope. Just sat out to heal.
>>264870Christ for how long is he going to go on without it?It's clear toughing it out or letting it heal on its own won't work, was it too much to just sit a basho or two, get it over with, but then be back in top form afterwards? I'm starting to miss him just holding down W and doing his thing
>>264686Holy seethe lmao, the only subhumans here are the ones that think hakuho's tranny clown show is worth watching
>>264871I think whatever he damaged isn't something that heals on its own, but surgery doesn't guarantee it won't get fucked up again either, so he needs to change his tachiai regardless.
>>264849You might be a bit confused. Konishiki hosts https://www.sumoandsushi.com not whatever this new sumo league bullshit is.
>>264875If you managed to add one more buzzword, your argument would be stronger. Do better next time
how many more years can horseryu go without a yusho before they fire him?
>>264879No Yokozuna has ever been hired for their performance. He'd made lots of basho exciting and that's all the JSA expects from him.
>>264882*fired*He'sFUCK
what would happen if someone got thrown out of the dohyo and landed on a rikishi ringside waiting for his bout and hospitalized him? like when hakuho threw his opponent onto a judge to break a bone. would that rikishi have his match count as a loss?
>>264899The other guy would get a fusenpai and reprimanded for not strengthening his body strong enough.
>>264900but thats not fair
>>264901his fault for not doing a mid-air komatasukui and tossing him onto the glass-like body of a 99-year old salaryman
>>264899injured wrestler should be grateful he now has a chance to heal on the dohyo. back in the hawaiian days you wouldn't make sanyaku if you couldn't win a cup with a few fractured limbs. game's gone soft
its out
>>264875Retard
Letting you guys know in advance that I won't make a bingo board for this bash.
Letting you know in retrospect that I never cared.
>>264918Kazuma confirmed.
>>264918
>>264918tamawashi...
Tenshouyama left in sandanme, lame.
>>264934At least he finally gets to dodge Asahifuji
>Asahifuji ms11SOMEONE PLEASE STOP HIM FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MONGOL MENACE MUST BE BROUGHT TO AN END
>>264931Genuinely looks like he has dirt on his face.>>264941Only ones who might stand a chance are Nabatame and Mita if their ACLs are good.>but omor-No, though technically Omori still hasn't lost a regulation match to a Makushita rikishi.
>>264941Aqua will give him his first loss.
>>264943agua...por favor...
>>264941imagine he gets a makuuchi yusho before hoshoryu
If Asahifuji doesn't make Yokozuna within five years he'll be a tremendous disappointment.
Enhobros...
>>264953What
This is what you resemble if you like ikazuchido
Aomori prefecture OWNS M13
is spiffy's banzuke breakdown video out yet?
>>264966Yes and it's his usual Bill Hicks rant.
Why is Enho so popular? Is it just because of Japanese women wetting their panties from his youthful face?
>>264969Because he's fucking tiny for a rikishi my man.
>>264970We have Enho at home (Asakoryu and Fujinokawa)
>>264972I'm disappointed that Fujinokawa is still alive.
>>264974
Post fisticuffs v WMH.
Really excited to see a yokozuna fight for the first time in the upcoming basho (for sure this time)
>>264977Hey man we almost got a complete fight last basho show some appreciation.
Oh I get you, I read the word "fight" as a verb instead of a noun because I assumed you were being ironic.
>>264976
>>264980I'm 99% sure he did this because he was pissed at WMH's cheap elbow shot at the tachiai.
What the fuck was their problem?
>>264982Takayasu was taught to always meet his opponent's eyes. Hoshoryu is simply more like his uncle than previously thought.
>Onomatsu beya>what do we name our rikishi?>durr I dunno how about....>Onokatsu
New Abema key visual.
>>264987Brave of them to put two guys who had 0 wins last basho on the kv
Neolithic.
>>264986>Here is our new young prodigy, Onosatsu>And his brother, Onohatsu
>>264990His career so far has been fucking crazy, he just doesn't get attention because of the ACL snap. Jonokuchi to Makuuchi in 7 basho is close to perfect, I don't know if anyone's ever done that. Teru only went down to Jonidan and it still took him 7 basho to return to the top flight. The only person I can see ever beating that is Asahifuji. God I can't wait for Makushita this time round, fuck every other division.
Roga 7-8 bros, we will be back this basho
>>264996aaaiiieee :/
>>264969>>264970>>264972>Asakoryu Height 178.0cm Weight 125.0kg>Fujinokawa Height 177.0cm Weight 123.0kg>Asasuiryu Height 174.0cm Weight 120.0kg>Enho Height 167.0cm Weight 107.0kgKeep in mind Enho was sub 100kg when he was fighting in Makuuchi.
>>264999
>>265000
>>265001
>>265002
>>264999Ok fine Enho is king of the manlets.
>>265003brutal juxtaposition
>>264982July Yusho for sure!
>>264987Is there an archive of every key visual poster made for every basho? I really want to save all of them. Where can I find them all?
>>264964...akshully.
>>264969He was the chosen one.
>slobatame ms3just a matter of time
fellow sloppers, did kuwae quit?
>>265017Knee surgeryHaven't been watching the slop this year though desu
>>265017He went 0-0-7 in Jonokuchi so he probably just fell off the banzuke for now.
>>264972Arashifuji is even smaller than Fujinokawa btw.>>264990>>264994that + he is an ogre, exact opposite of Oomori, but god I hope he gets 10+ wins
>>265017
>>264982Takayasu (Racista)
>>265017He is propably doing rehab
when will papayasu finally get his yuusho bros
>>265027why did you type this?
>>265028what's the problem
>>265027Right after Koga.
>>265029Cursing the old man like that.
>>265027Its over. He believed
>>265027
>>264999You forgot Midorifuji, listed at 112kg.
I'm getting hyped up
I'm not.
>>265039CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Abi dislocating his jaw to eat his wedding cake
>Things to be excited about, ranked in order1) The Makushita bloodbath2) The chance (albeit low) of a healthy Yokozuna doing something worth caring about3) Dan regaining rank4) Our new Makuuchi ogre Kazuma5) Takerufuji probably crashing and burning
>>265042You forgot about Zak saving his rank once again
>>265042the inevitable tamawashi bounce back 14-1
>>265003maybe it's just age but ryduen looks a lot bigger here
>>2650426) Zak kadoban7) WakatakaKOGA unlikely ozeki run (needs yusho prob)
>>265050he needs a 13-2 (or less likely 12-3Y) for ozeki.I love WTK but I just don't fucking see that happening if the yokozuna are actually on their game.
>>265051Anything can happen. Onosato might go kyujou after dispensing a few kinboshi because he has a mental block and is afraid to use his right arm/shoulder whatever. Hosh probably wants to yusho so fucking bad he'll just lose to stupid shit again. WTK may lose to Dan and certainly to fishlips (1-6 overall).
post your face yfw when Dan yushoes again
>>265058I mean, the odds of it are pretty decent.
>>265041
>>265042You forgot aonishiki losing the chance to become ozeki again so that faggot who makes sumo threads unusable kills himself.
>>265063I mean, that'd be fucking amazing but there's no real reason to think a healthy Dan won't go a minimum of 11-4.
>>265025I wonder if the two really dislike each other. Hoshoryu did that unnecessary shove last year against him and Takayasu put him in the hospital day 1 of the May basho.
>>265065Takayasu was taught to always meet your opponent's eyes. Hoshoryu is hot blooded because he's related to Asashoryu. Simple as.
>>265062>tfw another flowchart victory
>>265063he doesn't care about aonishiki as anything except an angle to shitpost with and you're a retard if you didn't get it without being told
>>265062IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
>>265072I'd make either this or him swallowing an egg but Linux doesn't have a single worthwhile image editor. Maybe I should just run Photoshop through wine or fuck it Proton.
>>265072>>265074
>>265075Put his head on a snake's body and an egg in his mouth.
>>265076>>265074
>>265077lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yts8UnbQf1E>Onosato says his tachiai is "still off"IT'S SO FUCKING OVER>Retiring Ajigawa (Dan's stable) rikishi are guaranteed jobs at some place that needs big strong boys>A complete loser at Oho's stable has changed his shikona from Suzaki to Kiboho, taking on the same 鵬 (ho) kanji that Hakuho used, making him only the 4th active rikishi to use it. The others are Enho, Oho, and his brother Mudoho
>>265041>>265062
>>265079Japan has more overhanging power lines than fucking India lmaooooo
>>265083>doesn't look like a shithole country despite thisWhat's india's excuse?
>>265084>TAKE OUT OK!!!>Masala KingHonestly I don't know.
>>265079I really hope he doesn't re injure his shoulder to what it was before. Why are these retards seemingly so happy to piss away a young Japanese Yokozuna by not letting him actually heal.
>>265086You can directly blame Kisenosato for every Japanese failure since Takanohana.
>>265085Okay yeah that's grim
>>265088What's worse is both of those meme arrows are written in katakana alongside the English. Do nips really engage with this shit daily? God.
>>265085What does British food have to do with this?
>>265062>>265075>>265077>>265080fucking lmao, great stuff lads
>>265083At least they don't sweep all their rubbish up against the electrical boxes.
>>265083You sure about that?
new beya kino just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcgc8coutQ0
>>2651072 AM. Wire cutter and rubber gloves. Wheelbarrow.Imagine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVjo2qV4_7AWakatakakage injured AGAIN LMAOshould just intai at this point, he'll never reach ozeki
>>265115>Onosato training against Hananoumi, an injured MakushitterWhy in the fuck wouldn't he train with Shirokuma?
>>265114there's absolutely no way that anyone pays people for scrap in India.they'd have already torn down all infrastructure in the country if that were the case, it's kinda like the cobra thing that happened.
>>265115>Hakuyozan injuredWho will miss him?
>>265117>not doing it for the love of the game
>>265083lol
>>265120There is at least one dead body inside all of that and he has been there since 2017
>>265107sovl
>>264969>Why is Enho so popular?Because he fought all the way up to makunouchi despite being 6 inches shorter and 100 pounds lighter than the average sumotori.
>>2650508) Another rope run.5th since January 2025, 50% success rate.
>>265134Kinda funny how Teru retired and we were wondering how long it would take to find a new Yokozuna, and within 6 months we had 2.
>>265136Oh wait it wasn't even 6 months, it was 4.
>>265136>ohshitohfuck we need a yokozuna soon oh god please let one of these bastards deliver>JY and 12-3Y? Yea that's good enough fuck it>ohhionosato.avif
>>265115WakatakaKOGA
>>265079>Pro Training has helped Kazuma cut down excess flab.
>>265143Sometimes right place right time is all you need to get ahead.
>>265146>final form
>>265157>We're caught in a trap>I can't walk out>Because I love you too much, baby
>Erubisu Puresurii
>>265146>>265157Is Kazuma even worth anything if he isn't 450lbs?
>>265164Could've stopped that question after "anything".
>>265165Have some respect, that's a future yokozuna you're talking about.
>>265167Oh, sorry, I thought I was talking about Kazuma Torakaze (一意 虎風) of Kise-beya.
Looking forward to seeing Dan destroy Horseryu again
>>265169>laughs in Atami
I had a dream Hakuoho got the yusho and said "Thank you Hakuho" during his yusho interview
>>265172I initially read this as Hakuho just said "Thank you Hakuho" during his interview, and I think that would have been a better dream. Also more realistic.
HEAL ON THE DOHYO
>>265171March was such a kino tournament watching him get rekt day after day.
>>265177He was so fucking thin man
Sumo wrestlers in their prime look badass (most of them), but the aged ones I've seen look absolutely horrible. Like an actual body build of a woman after giving birth 10 times, dipped in smoked lard, aged for all eternity
>>265182Depends, Chiyonofuji, Kitanofuji, Terao or recent Takakeisho, they all looked fine.
>>265182the bald guy from oyakata slop channel looks fit. forgot his name
>>265182Hakkaku looks fine, he's just an old angry bald man who could probably beat you up.
>>265185Onogawa Oyakata
>>265187he doesnt take his shirt off in that video, but you can see his build through it
>>265182Tochinoshin looked built for a good while after retirement, but man how he shrunk ever since.Guess the restaurant industry does have that effect on people
>>265190He showed up on a takatoriki channel video a few months ago and talked about how he's dieting, so I think it's intentional.
>>265200yeah, he'd break my neck with those arms if I said to him that sekitori should have more free time between bashos
>>265200The fact he can even go shirtless at all is a sign of how good he looks. No loose skin.
>>265200This grandpa would STILL fuck you up
>>265200too hot for 4chan
>>265200Dohyo ni naotte, gaijin.
>deletedwtf?
>He doesn't know that Hakkaku is an /xs/ jannie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXi_iFbSAdkHorsebros...
>>265210
>>265210Hoshoryu is healthyHoshoryu picks up a minor injury in training>You are hereHoshoryu goes kyujo
>>265211
new thread >>265218>>265218>>265218>>265218>>265218>>265218>>265218>>265218
We're still on page 1 you obsessed fag
Who is our favorite to win now that Onosharto can't beat makushitters, Horse is too injured for practice, and WakatakaKOGA is injuring himself out?
>>265221We always make a new thread here, not just the Danfag.
>>265210https://www.sanspo.com/article/20260702-MSTPNYK7GFLDJPUVBGTIGRMKDA/
>>265224We used to at least wait until image limit, there is no rush otherwise
>>265232Okay, Boomer.
