Mongolian meat edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>269087
First for Zak tears.
>>269579Walk like an Ozeki.
>>269583>Atami stride>Atami bouncing at the tachiai>Atami bobbing his head while he sits in the front rowHe's such a goofball.
ATAMIN TURNS 24SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ATAMIN
>>269583Yosha!
>>269585Disgracefully wrinkled.
>>269585pudding
>>269585Happy birthday Atamin!
>>269575Is this AI or is that some weird mountain of candy? I can't even tell anymore
>>269592pretty sure they just purposely make things weird
>>269592It's for the Mongolian lunar new year, which is the biggest feast day in Mongolia. One of the dishes is a tower of traditional pastries and other sweets, which is shared among the gathered extended family for dessert.
>>269592Candy. There's a Valentine's Day balloon in the back because Mongolian New Year is in February, I think.
>>269583All anons in the basho thread say way-oh, way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh
>>269575>>269593That's a fairly small amount of pastries for an average rikishi.
>In the extremely rare event that a mawashi falls and exposes a wrestler's nudity, the gyōji is expected to use his gunbai as a fig leaf to cover an exposed wrestler.[75]The virgin Nude Sun Bathing vs. the chad Gyoji Assisted Freewalk
>>269598Imagine they then break out into yattahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqAyoNMGao
Father of the Musashigawa kid.
>>269583Some add a screenshake to this
>>269583Absolute unit
>>269585>[spoiler]I am as old as Atamin, a wrestler in the top division that I oftentimes root for during bashos[/spoiler]This is such a weird feeling, not quite used to it
>>269605It gets weirder, just wait for when the athletes your age are over the hill or broken men
O_O
>>269609He's eating all of Seihakuho's chanko thats why he's so lanky
>>269607The current crop of Maegashira are the ones we're going to be following all the way through becoming elders and shinpans. We'll get to see new guys launching each other onto Zak in a black robe.
>>269612It’s crazy to really consider how short a sumo career really is. I realized the other day that I haven’t been watching that long but I’ve seen every match of Ōhō’s entire career.
>>269615I wouldn't say 8 years is that short of a time. My first basho was July 24.
>>269615At least it's proportionate to the sumo wrestler's short lifespan. Most of these guys not even seeing the 70s is nuts.
>>269619The average lifespan in Japan isn't as long as you've been led to believe since there's a ton of fraud that happens regarding claiming pensions for old people who the authorities haven't been told have died.
I just bought a Nissin cup noodle... I feel so... Japanese...
>>269622Was it... Umai?
>>269623Eating it now and it's good. The noodles are much thinner than a Pot Noodle. Even though it's teriyaki I took the liberty of adding a little dark onions sauce.Oh wait shit, sorry.umaUMMAAAAAA
>>269624Sorry for what? Our dad told us not to be ashamed of our cup noodles.
>>269621Sure reddit, there's also six million murders every year that the police cover up right?
>>269628Don't be stupid, no country would lie about six million deaths.
>>269621Yeah but the average wrestler only makes it to between 60 and 65 years old.Even in chronically unhealthy America that's considered dying young.The global average for men is 70.55 years. Living to 65 years is like being born in Uganda.Even if there's rampant pension fraud in Japan, an average of 84 years is roughly in line with other countries of similar levels of economic development.
What a story, Mark!
Really hope Wakanosho is healthy, dude was tearing it up last basho.
Okay you faggots lets get those kachi clashes in.
>>269634I think Oho will have a good tournament down at M10. (Assuming his injuries have healed.) He's been fighting in the joi for a couple years now.
I can't wait for next saturdays prime cut FutaGoyAma food slop.
mmm chanko with denuma sweat in...
>>269637You'd think they wear aprons and headcaps, given they are cooking for 20 people. Meanwhile they are can go light on salt since all the sweat from their foreheads and topless torsos drips into the stew.
>>269639>koga-chan how did you get the salt content so perfect>i uhhhh used my head
>>269639A heya is basically a family at this point, and these guys are smashing their faces into each other's sweat everyday. I doubt they are worried about it.
>>269639>>269640Futagoys stopped cooking all sweaty and shirtless. Not sure if that's just because it was off putting to western audiences to their YouTube, but you can match a video from two years ago and they go cook while still covered in dirt. Now they always wash first and wear the robe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAa_MvXtYLQ&t=9396sSato was always a sack of shit.
>>269624>REEEEEE stop calling me that!!>*rolls on the ground to scratch his back*
>>269645Why are his feet so tiny?
>>269631lifespan isn't strictly a measure of time, its total integrated existence or average mass multiplied by time. so 60 year at 300kg is a larger life than 100 years at 80kg
wakatakaKOGA will never compete again
Wakamotoharu doing his horse imitationPhoto by Kyodo maliciously reproduced here without permission
>>269631Average wrestler or average sekitori? Wonder if these stats are lowered by genetic dead ends like koga, moruira, dewanojo
>>269650>moruiraWHO
>>269642>you can match a video from two years ago and they go cook while still covered in dirt.liar
>>269643he wins when he remembers that he's doing sumo
>>269653What does he think he's doing when he loses?
>>269654aggressive tickle fighting?
>>269643I forgot about the backflip incident
>>269657that was pretty interestingalso on live i thought that he lost the rematch
>>269602Abema is on the case.
Only a few more weeks until Dan is promoted to yokozuna
>>2696619 is not few
>>269642>and wear the robeThat's a rule for all YouTube sloppa and has been for a while now
>>269660Now that's soul
>Kazuma is actually the most intelligent rikishi there is
>>269666He's the heaviest.Also, while Kotozakura has mastered the forbidden double titty technique, Kazuma is already one stop ahead pioneering the methods of the Double Gunt
>>269667I'm more interested in Kazuma's brow ridge workout. Straight outta the ice age.
>>269668they found Kazuma on a primal island shortly after Shishi was found and thawed out of his prison of primordial ice
Okay but like
Kotozakura could theoretically get promoted to Yokozuna by the end of this year.
>>269652I swear I've seen at least one where they clearly didn't shower before cooking but now I'm not so sure
>>269673the ghost of terunofuji?
>>269675It was probably someone not on the chanko team wandering in to sneak a bite.
futagoyredditards chimpin out lmaoo
just say what you want to say or go back to playing in the corner
>>269680ahemshishi yusho
>>269680Takerufuji will go 9-6. There I said it.
>>269680Kazuma gives me Mitoryu vibes.
>>269642that's a NSK rule to wear yukata on youtube vids etc.
>>269648he is just collecting salary until he falls out the salaried ranks and then he will intai
>>269679ESL? You've never used "chimping out" correctly.
>>269680>>269682>Shishi arrives at Day 11 with a 10-0 record after farming wins against low-ranked maegashira>"Heh, now that he's facing the real contenders, Shishi is going to crash and burn!">Day 11: Shishi vs. Wakatakakage (forma pierna Frankenstein)>Shishi defeats him, causing a rupture in his previously operated-on quadriceps and forcing Wakatakakage into retirement>Day 12: Shishi vs. Takayasu (forma de maniobra Heimlich)>Shishi defeats Takayasu, causing him to take a nasty fall from the dohyo; he breaks four vertebrae and is forced to retire>Day 13: Shishi vs. Onosato>Shishi wins and breaks Onosato's other shoulder>Day 14: Shishi vs. Hoshoryu (forma ultima oportunidad)>Shishi wins, handing Hoshoryu his first loss of the basho>Hoshoryu commits seppuku that very night>Day 15: Shishi vs. Aonishiki>Shishi is defeated after attempting the slowest, clumsiest henka in recorded sumo history>Aonishiki chooses him to ride in the car on the final day
Fujinokawa ozeki run
>>269701don't think you can 8-7 your way into ozeki no matter how many yokozuna you beat in a row
>>269702I think if you beat 8 yokozuna in a row they would at least consider it.
>>269704>beat 8 yokozuna in a row>lose to 7 maegashitters in a rowIt's pretty self balancing idk
new Chris video is up
>>269711Dan: lmao this horsebitch loser is really a yokozuna?
>>269711
>>269715while I agree with that sentiment, kiriSHITma has problems of his own
>>269711Kirishitma looked good in this video. Onosato still seems shit.
Stop calling him Kirishitma, it's Byambachuluun Lkhagvasuren.
>Aonishiki didn't do a single bout
>>269732Ukrainians pop off after doing zero training.
>>269733true. it actually fits slavic genetics better to do super low intensity all day. somehow they gain strength from that.
>>269734Energy conversation. Plus less opportunity for others to adopt to your technique
>Shishi put on a few kilos after stuffing himself with potato saladThem slavic genes man
its kotoeihover
>>269642More likely Hakkaku stuck his nose in the beya business and told them to freshen up
>>269739Those were mostly inter-stable bouts so I'm not worried. Go rewatch his May fight against Kirishima.
>>269740How dare he step in the time honored tradition of including the sweat formed on the dohyo, as well as the dirt of the dohyo itself, into the food the wrestlers consume.It's recycling of their power from the water and the earth, combined with the power of the fire of the stove.
>>269697I love fantasy sumo posting
>>269709No, two komusubi, one sekiwake and four other Yokozuna/Yokozuna-ozeki.
Takayasu WON
>>269748I look like this (male).
>>269748no wonder he injured his groin
>>269739I watched that clip of I think it was Kotoshoho and Gonoyama doing a practice bout, and it was night and day. In a real basho Gonoyama explodes from the tachi-ai like a bullet train outta hell, but here he was just not really trying. I won't put much credence into these practice scores.
>>269752If you mean the Chris video, that's footage from Jungyo, not the practice session in question.
https://x.com/sumokyokai/status/2095803048971116858?s=20. Whos this rotund kid on the left hes giving me kitanoumi vibes
>>269674>everyone good hurt or injured this basho>November always his best bashothe window is open lets hope hes juiced to his 4 tits with steroids and pain killers
>>269754>The names of those who passed will be announced on the first day of the September tournament. >Sunada Masahiro Rider (Musashikawa), Kobayashi Umeto (Nishinosato), Nakanishi Kazumototaka (Kise), Shindō Teiken (Takadagawa) Did you try reading the post?
What's he thinking?
>>269756>Kobayashi Umetohttps://www.asahi.com/articles/ASV8B3SVBV8BPUUB00CM.html
>>269757idk but the suspenders makes me want him to wear a fedora along with it.Not in a bad way/
>>269761There's a bad way?
>>269762The internet fedora wearer vs the america 1920s everyday man fedora wearer
>>269757
>>269764You just said the same thing twice.
>>269757saitama made it look easy
>>269760Atamin power stance mogging everybody in the room.
>>269760sato looked like shit againhttps://youtu.be/JzbHbjgCq6o?si=MUn4Hr8IWmILFYte&t=650
>>269757>Can I eat this kid? When's Chanko
>>269760sato looks like wakamiyabi here
>>269778They're aware of the resemblance.
>>269760Onosato looks like he lost some weight.
>>269760absolute kinography
https://sumostats.com/news/2955535e-969d-4b3f-b5ce-19e3d46ef801https://hochi.news/articles/20260905-OHT1T51102.html?page=1
>>269788There's no way he competes in Aki... that would just be retarded.
>>269788He's pulling out because if he competes and loses then they'll retire his ass all the way to the glue factory
>>269788Why doesn't Onosato just do this, get fully healed and then come back?
>>269790He is well aware, even oyakata expressed the same. He has to yusho when he comes back fully healed, otherwise it's over.
>>269711>>269714
>>269788kyujoshoryu
>>269790>>269792Tatasunami just said the discussion will become more serious, if he went 13-2JY on November they'd be happy with him.
>>269786This might be an indication that he is going to undergo surgery; surgeons often recommend losing some weight before procedures. For an average person, such a request would usually only apply to abdominal surgery (since that is where most people carry excess weight), but for a sumo wrestler, there could be complications regarding shoulder surgery—if I recall correctly, it was his left shoulder, a sensitive area due to its proximity to the heart. They likely want to avoid the risk of post-operative inflammation causing complications.
>>269797Why doesn't he just get the fucking surgery already. Jesus.
>>269798
>>269789Yeah, as a yokozuna he must take care of his own body and make sure he does not enter bashos with lingering injuries that have not healed yet and undo any healing that may have happened, or worse. That would be preposterous,
>>269796https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202608270000881.html>>"If he doesn't return to the tournament in perfect condition, there will be calls for retirement. I've told him that if he doesn't win the next tournament he competes, things will be tough."
>>269794The OBSERVER OZEKI
>>269797>if I recall correctly, it was his left shoulderyes he's resorted to a right shoulder charge with the left arm only there for grabbing an arm or beltonly his sheer size prevents him from being run over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6MPosting this early in anticipation of the incoming Horseshitryu kyūjō announcement.
>>269810Still a bit early. If he flunks the nest basho he enters at full strength, then it's a wrap. The message I got from them was "stop fighting injured you retard, come back when you're back in proper shape", and only then if he still fumbles it's over
When's the last time we had an Ozeki from Isegahama and they didn't reach Yokozuna?
>>269814Depends on your definition of "from." There have only been four Isegahama wrestlers who have made ozeki, with three being yokozuna. The one who didn't was Kiyokuni, ozeki from 1969 to 1974.
>>269815Only asking so I can extrapolate data and draw ridiculous conclusions on the low odds of Atamifuji making Ozeki this time round.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsyoQ58dspo>Dan's left foot still isn't fully healed>Oshima thinks Onosato is back>Hakkaku doesn't>He does however think Atami will make Ozeki this basho tho and will be able to honour the rank
>>269813Anon said kyujo, not intai.
>>269820My bad then, I'm a moron.
>>269788My guess is they went to the hospital to get a formal reason to go kyujo. Never planned to compete this basho.
>>269818It’s incredible; we’re reaching the boundaries of reality, brushing up against the dimension of the "eternal circus.">Hoshoryu MIGHT or MIGHT NOT participate in this basho>Aonishiki MIGHT NOT PARTICIPATE—who knows?If Hoshoryu participates, Aonishiki will be forced to "rest" (even though he won the last basho in worse condition)—all just to give Hoshoryu a chance to win a basho and secure another year and a half of "playing Yokozuna."On the other hand, if Aonishiki participates, and Hoshoryu won't, that could mean the YC and JSA have given up on Hoshoryu and are going to try to make Aonishiki the next Yokozuna. Picture it: a basho with one absent Yokozuna, another injured Yokozuna, and a "Jelly Ozeki"... Aonishiki would only have to beat Kirishima (he's Mongolian, so that's in the bag) and Atamifuji (50% chance of winning? Maybe higher? With Atami, it always depends on how nervous he is).One thing is clear: they can't have Hoshoryu in a tournament while Aonishiki is available—because if it comes down to the final days, that scenario immediately spells defeat for Hoshoryu.If they are truly thinking about "asking him to retire," the next 2–3 tournaments will be decisive: will they try to force Onosato to get surgery? Will they make Aonishiki "rest" for a whole basho over something as minor as a headache? As skilled as Hoshoryu is, in his situation, he needs to eliminate these variables (and the JSA might just want to do him that favor). Are we truly in the twilight of Mongol dominance in sumo?
>mucho textothere is 0% chance Hoshoryu is competing in September
I wonder if these sumo guys know how to use underground drugs for healing? There's only so much that eating soup, rice, and fried chicken can do.
>>269844Roids only need a prescription in Japan if you use needles, and even if you do there are plenty of docs that will hand out prescriptions like candy, especially for athletes.
horseryu galloping towards retirement
Dan's victory parade was cancel due to bad weather in Tokyo
>>269841>If Hoshoryu participates, Aonishiki will be forced to "rest"I love making shit up and posting it on the internet as if I have some magical insight into how things work.
>>269850Chris does it all the time.
>>269852Yes and we used to call him schizo because of it, but making shit up has become the norm in these threads over the last couple years.
I think the entire sumo fanbase will be cheering for Hoshoryu come November. God a zensho would be the hypest shit, just become your uncle for one basho dude it would be sick as fuck.
>>269856Hoshoryu does not have the build to do what Asashoryu did
>>269856He's gonna 10-5 with the losses being 3 to maegashira, 1 to Dan, 1 to Kirishima and intai afterwards.
>>269844All you need is the dohyo.
>>269857Asashoryu's biggest advantage was being a naturally aggressive violent cunt. Hosh just doesn't have that temperament.
>>269861lmaoing at Atami just standing there
>>269861Who's gonna be the one to break it to Kirishima that he isn't at Isegahama?
>>269862Say Hakuho is too.
>>269863his mum said he could sleep over if it's ok with their mum
>>269861The Rapist of Reiwa isn't even there, and Asahifuji will be in the sekitori shot two months from now. Isegahama remains the uncontested #1 stable.
>>269856>the kyujo machine will totally zensho bro>just one more two month delay brohahahaha
>>269869I don't think he'll zensho, but it would be incredible if he did, like when Onosato went on a rampage last May to rope then got dunked on day 15.
Ozeki (yokozuna bound) Danylo Aonishiki gonna forge me a sword
>>269871Kisenosato once said that 12-3Ys don't make a Yokozuna.
>>269872it's just a shame he could never figure out what DOES make a zuna
>>269873He went 14-1Y 13-2Y my man.
And may I add he broke down into tears in his 13-2Y speech it meant that much to him. As much as Kisenosato only every won two yusho, fucking hell what a pair of yusho to win.
>>269861me and the boys showing up for the lan partywe are going to play cs 1.6 and listen to the matrix ost on repeat
>>269857The build thing is cope. Uncle was just on a different level. There's a reason why he can still toss Hosh around despite being in his 40s and a decade removed from any serious training.
>>269881>The build thing is cope.but you can see how packed unc still is. it actually is a build difference even if his wrestling is simply better
>>269854>weno, you call him that because his superior insight into sumo make you chimp out cause you're jealous of him, Chris is a chad with a massive following and you are a little gay bitch virgin retard who nobody respects. Chris has been steeped in sumo from a young age and has decades of close person contact with sumo's most significant personalities under his belt while you started watching koga on the futaGOYama YouTube channel 18 month ago and are pretty much just stupid and lame
>>269861shoop'dthe pixels etc
>>269861nice camel toads on enho and kiriSHITma
>>269861pov: you missed the door for the leather club
>>269887Yeah... because that rant wasn't schizo at all.
>>269887Sorry you weren't around for when chris ragequit sumoforums, because he is unable to have a conversation, much like yourself.He is fine for translating articles and providing some decent footage, that's it.
>>269881Imagine getting hands on coaching from fucking Asashoryu and still being a dweeb.
Asahifuji will be the next Asashoryu
>>269903Does he have the same hatred in his heart or is he just an autistic Mong who can't stop shoulder barging a tree?
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGERI WANT IT TO START NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0oSe8smiuoFresh Chris.>tldr everyone seems in good health>Asanoyama gave Asasuiryu 8 stitches above his right eye>Baruto met with Hakuho and got nostalgic
Kotoeiho will struggle to hang now he is Joi, he will get jobbed out hard.
My guy Wakamiyabi off chanko duty
>>269911I'm not so sure, his fight against Kirishima back in May was a strong statement about his ability level.
>>269881Asashoryu's arm is literally twice as thick as Hoshoryu's
>>269911He's still a kid. He might get destroyed this time around but will come back to that level stronger next time
>>269921He could probably make sekitori if he re-entered Ozumo.
mongs be like
>>269914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6H86SllVukGreat fight considering the context of them both being in the yusho race. The joi having three Sadogatake and three Isegahama rikishi is likely pissing the match makers off no end.
>>269913>redditmiyabi
>>269931they just bring up some m5 or m6 bitch, its no big deal
Fujinokawa bought a 2 million yen wristwatch
>>269936Wish I had that image of Shodai holding a sign saying 時計がほしい
Any news about Waka?
>>269938Yeah he was dropped to M11e and will be competing this basho after recovering from the injury that dropped him down.Oh you mean the other Waka, sorry.He was demoted to Ms49w after not competing in July. I don't know if he's competing this basho, Chris hasn't mentioned him at all which is a shame since he had Asahifuji-level potential.
>>269936Watchfags are pathetic
>>269940>t. poor
This only means Fujinokawa is a young dumbass who buys shit he's told to by salesmen. Gigachads wear picrel.
>>269938>WakatakaKOGA >0-15 againover
>>269943Can confirm.
ME RIKEY SUMO!!!!!
>"Yokozuna Onosato participated in a Nishonoseki ichimon joint training session held at the Sadogatake stable in Matsudo, Chiba Prefecture, on September 7. He took on Ozeki Kotozakura in 20 consecutive bouts, finishing with a 16–4 record. In addition to his preferred right-inside grip, Onosato overwhelmed his opponent by using left-hand under-hook switching (hidari makikae).">Onosato is overdoing training a few days before basho startPlease God do not let this man injure himself in a stupid way right before he can even start doing anything
>>269956Don't worry they'll find another excuse to kyujo him when he mentally crumbles 4 days into it
>>269936A 12k watch isn’t that crazy. It’s like an entry level rolex.
>>269961yeah, he hit #7 in the world, which nobody would've predictedhe's allowed to splurge a little.
>>269956he's already seriously injured. his shoulder is permanently fucked until he gets surgery and lets it heal, which he wont until it's too late and he ruins his body because both he and kisenosato are full fledged fucking retards.
>>269961it's a little crazy for a 21 year old guy with a persistent neck injury in a sport where you stop making money if you miss eight months
>>269963if Dan had been given the W in that bout like he deserved then onosato's injury would've healed by now or it never would've happened to begin with. the sumo gods know this and they're punishing onosato for stealing from Dan.
>>269931you need to watch spiffy's video on torikumi organization, one you do you'll understand everything about how matchups are decided
>>269966>spiffyI'm good thanks
>>269965>they're punishing onosato for stealinghe's not the thief, the shimpan are.
>>269966Buy an ad and/or kill yourself
>>269965Well poisoning bad faith poster showing an image of Dan over the bales instead of the moment Onosato's foot rolled over.
>Dohyo heals you t AonishikiHEALONTHEDOHYO
>atamifuji has grown to 198kgsurely no rikishi has the oshi power to-
I feel ill :(
>>269988On the dohyo with you
>>269985430 lb was my max bench press, Dan's beat me by 10 pounds.
BOOORIING
>>269998SUGOIII
>>269998What a shit design, goddamn If you can even call it a design
>>269998>Purpose>Beyonds the Edge>Form the front line of change, moving further forward together.>Vision>To make the most significant contributions to the leading companies in all areas of industry>To commit the delivery of the greatest value added>To provide the best work environemnt to gather human resources who take on the future>Values>The most adaptable for survival>Free from any bias>Fair and square>Code>Value>To achieve the maximum outcomes within the limits>Initiative>To think and act proactively>Fair-Minded>To humbly accept the criticism>Integrity>To act with integrity and earnestness>Aspiration>To step over our limits aspiringlyUtterly soulless.
>>269998Enshittification
>>269998what do you think his zuna mawashis will be? swordbearer- wheat field, dew sweeper- rice field, dan's- ?
>>270010Sun on clear blue sky
>>270010His tachimochi should hold a drone instead.
>>270001its simple blue & yellow like his flag
>>270010cossack riding a horse
>>270010"Slava", a Ukrainian flag, "Ukraini".
>>269965Dan got paid back with a unearned yusho via hairpull.
anti-Danners chimpin out again lmaoooo
>>270010The rising sun flag but in yellow and blue.
>>270019this
It's been a while since I've seen Yarden...
What do you mean? He just won the cup.
>>270033Shlomonojumi will never be a real rikishi
>>270035I agree being anti Dan is a terrible way to go through life and disrespectful to our next dai Yokozuna.>>270033Terrible look for baruto. Wearing shorts under the mawashi angers the sumo gods.
That's Daiberg Yokozunastein to you.
When's the november banzuke
>>270038Two weeks before the basho starts.
>>270038https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/year_schedule/Never ask again.
Guys when does the November banzuke release?
>>270038>>270044Great question anon!bashos start on the second sunday of the month and end on the fourth sunday of the monthbanzukes are released roughly 2 weeks prior to the basho starting
>>270044Open your mouth, I'll release it early for you.
November banzuke /when/ ?
Y1E Onosato, Y1W HoshoryuO1E Aonishiki, O1W KirishimaO2E Kotozakura, O2W AtamifujiS1E Fujinokawa, S1W TakayasuK1E Kotoeiho, K1W Ichiyamamoto
>>270048>K1W IchiyamamotoDon't toy with my heart.
>>270049He never has the makings of a sanyaku athlete.
>>270037when will this guy just pack it upthey wouldn't take him at 25, they're hardly taking him at 27
>>270049>>270053He has a good chance of getting double digits in lower single rank maegashira and getting to sanyaku like Oshoma did.
NO MORE FUCKING 12-3 YOKOZUNANO MORE
rate my picksrly wanted to pick WTK, but the price is too high for a risky pick
They call him Dan the Clam
>>269943my wife wears one but it doesn't fit my wrist, lmao.
Hey guys, does anyone know when the November bazuke drops?
>>270067Been trying to find out all morning, don't think anyone knows
>>270067October 26.Look at the Sumo Association’s official site in the tournament schedule section. It’s got all the relevant dates through 2028.
>>270062Do kachi clash like a real man.
>>270062Also dude do you not engage with sumo news at all? WTK got pretty major thigh surgery not long ago and was completely ruled out of September. He might not even be back in November. The scar is gnarly.
>>270075If he misses September and November does he go back down to Makushita? Honestly I would consider retirement.
>>270076I wouldn't be surprised if they took a little mercy and tried to keep him at J14 for January if he misses November, but he does plan on coming back. Guy's in it for the love of the game.
>>270076>>270078He’ll drop to around J7 for November. If he misses the whole thing in November then there’s no way he’ll stay in jūryō. He’ll probably stay in the makushita joi, though.
Chunichi has a full transcript of the big Dan II interview https://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/1307140
Tom stands a good chance of making a makuuchi appearance vs Asasuiryu on the 5th day that makuuchi has an odd number of competitors this basho should that circumstance come to pass. This would further extend his oldness record
>>270059>12-3Whoa calm down with those high expectations of yoursYokozuna should be 5-3+kyujo at best
>Hakuho was once Y2wOOF!
>>270059Kirishima can get 11-4 Yusho and he will still become Yokozuna
>>270092He didn't have a yusho equivalent last time so that shit would get thrown out so hard lmao. Kyokutenho would never disgrace himself by supporting that utter Mongery.
Best case scenario is Onosato wins September and Hoshoryu wins November. Worst case scenario is Kotoshoho wins both, can't be promoted to Ozeki due to his makekoshi in July, and returns to mediocrity afterwards.
>>270092on what basis? he went 12-3JY in July. you think they'll promote him with a 12-3jy/11-4Y? no fucking chance, especially after hoshitryu's weak ass promotion into 0 yusho run.
>>270093>He didn't have a yusho equivalent last timeFake news
>>270094Best case is shishi aonishiki playoffs at 14-0 and shishi manlet shoves aonishiki out and at that exact moment a drone livestream suicide bombs zelensky as he's taking a shit
>>270133>playoffs at 14-0
>>270133Special military operation will succeed any day now, Ivan. Trust and believe
>>27009512-5 is not a yusho equivalent, its a worse score than a 11-4
>>270135Roga will get destroyed in the joi
Soon™
>>270142A new dohyo is a beautiful thing.
mamonaku jikan...
>>270142I can't wait to watch them bury squid and nuts or whatever the fuck it is they put in that hole
>>270148For me? It's when the priest waves a branch around and hits himself on the back with it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea4I_VEpyYQ
>>270135>ivanschizo watches sumokind of surprising desu
>>270139True, but he's about as Russian as Daiseizan is Chinese.
Day 1 matchups tonight or tomorrow?
The new Chris video says Dan went 15-0 in practice matches. Dan's 4th yusho is now a foregone conclusion.
Not the 35 minute video breakdown of Shishihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOPDj7PgK24
>>270160>miyabiyama is even fatter nowlmao that's crazy, he looks like he aged another five years too.
>>270175lmao this dumb bitch unironically watched redditGOYamaslop
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>>270176I hope he reads this bro
>not at bump limit>not at image limitWhat the fuck are you retards doing
>>270173Mentally preparing for his 8-7
>>270142Moist
>>270190Another dan pic added to the filter
Uh oh, danbot meltdown
>>270174buy an ad
