Oshi No REN
Announcer: "We now return to the Goku and Bejita Show"*Bejita walks through Goku's front door*Bejita: "What did you call me over for so urgently Kaka-"*Bejita freezes as he sees Goku in a chef's apron and hat desperately mashing ingredients together*Bejita: "Are you... cooking? What did you hit your head again?"*Audience laughs*Goku: "Bejita! You gotta help me! I promised Beerus I'd cook him the yummiest meal ever had or he could destroy the earth!"Bejita: "What?! Why would you ever propose something so stupid?!"Goku: "Because in return he'd train me to be even stronger"*Beat*Bejita: "Oh, well that's fair enough then"*Audience laughs*Bejita: "Alright, if the fate of the earth depends on it, then we're gonna' cook Beerus the best meal he's ever had!"*Bejita rolls up his sleeves and advances towards Goku in the kitchen**Cue montage of Goku and Bejita trying desperately and failing to cook, with every single thing they produce setting on fire interspersed with audience laughter**Beerus, accompanied by Whis rings the doorbell**Beerus impatiently taps his foot*Beerus: "C'mon, c'mon I'm starving here!"Whis: "Well we would have gotten here faster if you hadn't destroyed all those planets along the way"*Audience laughs*Beerus: "Grrr, they were blocking my view!"*Audience laughs**Goku opens the door covered in stains and scratches*Whis: "You're sure you were cooking and not sparring, right?"*Audience laughs*Goku: "Of course! Bejita, show our guests to the table!"*Bejita's voice comes from around the corner*Bejita: "I... don't want to..."Goku: "Bejita, you promised!"Bejita: "I look like a fool!"Lord Beerus: *Grins and leans over to Whis and whispers "Trouble in paradise"**Whis snickers and the audience laughs*Bejita: "Grrr, FINE"Bejita: *Comes out into full view wearing a butler's suit complete with white gloves, a curt styled moustache and a bowtie**Audience laughs and cheers for a solid 20 seconds*
>>268193845Bejita: "Good evening, sirs, please let me show you to your seats"*Bejita guides Beerus and Whis to the table before draping napkin's over their laps and tucking them below their collarbones*Beerus: "Hey I don't need a bib. What am I, a baby?"Whis: "Could have fooled me..."Beerus: "Hey!"Bejita: "Please, my lords, don't fight! Erm, is dinner ready, Kakarrot!?"Goku: "All finished!"*Goku brings out a huge silver platter and sets it on the table*Goku: "Here you are, Lord Beerus, the pièce de résistance"Goku: *Lifts up lid to reveal a disgusting looking black sludge with hair, a toothbrush and an eyeball sticking out of it**Audience laughs and makes grossed-outs sounds**Beat as Beerus and Whis look stunned*Beerus: "Whis I think you were right, they ARE trying to poison me"*Audience laughs*Goku: "What, no! Please, just TRY it"Whis: "It would be impolite not to, my lord. Please, you first"*Beerus, looking scared, takes a piece on his fork and very slowly raises it to his mouth before taking a bite**Beat as dramatic music plays*Beerus: *Eyes turn to love hearts as he immediately begins using his hands to scarf down the entire thing as Goku, Bejita and Whis look dumbstruck*Beerus: *Burps loudly and says* "That was... the BEST meal I've ever eaten! I won't destroy the earth today, saiyans but... *stomach groans as he turns green* but I AM going to destroy your bathroom!!!"*Beerus runs into the bathroom and closes the door as earth-shattering fart noises come through it*Whis: "Well boys, you've done it again"Bejita: "I'm just glad it's over and we can all get back to-"Goku: "Bejita! I need your help! I promised the same thing to Lord Zeno TOMORROW night!"Bejita: *Looks directly at the camera* "Here we go again!**Camera zooms out and music and credits begin to play as Goku, Bejita and Whis all laugh together while the audience laughs and cheers*
>>268193845>>268193875>he found Toriyama's napkin, albeit one related to Daima instead of DBS
ENTER
>>268193942Announcer: We now return to the Goku and Bejita show*Camera zooms in on Goku, Piccolo, Bejita and Bulma sitting around a table*Bulma: *Laughs* "That story of how you two got your drivers' licences gets me every time!"Bejita: "Yes, tell me, Kakarot, what were you driving? A clown car? BWAHAHAHAHA"*Audience laughs*Goku: "Very funny, Bejita. Tell us about your driving test"Bejita: "Erm, well, it went just fine!"Bulma: "Uh, Bejita, you DID get your licence like you promised, right?"Bejita: "Of course I did!'Piccolo: "Then where is it?"Bejita: "I, uh, left it at home..."*Camera zooms out to a trumpet note to reveal they're sitting around a table in Capsule Corps**Audience laughs and beat passes*Bejita: "Alright, alright I lied! Why do I even NEED one? I can just fly anywhere I want to go!"Bulma: "Hmm, okay, Bejita, then why don't you go fly your butt to the couch because that's where you'll be sleeping until you get one!"*Audience laughs*Bejita: "B-but I'm out of practise!"Goku: Hey me and Piccolo can teach you! Just like how I taught you the Instant Tran- okay just like hoiw I taught you the Kaio- okay just like how I taught you the Kameha- alright you get what I mean!'*Audience laughs*Bejita: "Grrr, I hate to admit it but I guess I don't have a choice"Goku: "That's the spirit! Let's go! Piccolo, you comin'?Piccolo: *Smirks* "Sure, let me grab some popcorn"Bejita: "Hey!"*Audience laughs*Goku: "My car's not too far away! I left it in D for 'Don't go'"Piccolo: *Turns to Bejita* "You're doomed"*Audience laughs**Cue montage of Goku and Piccolo teaching Bejita to drive with scenes of Goku tearing out the stick saying "Now it's an automatic!", the trio Flinstoning the car around after the bottom tears off, the car exploding after Bejita turns on the ignition, the car somehow driving underwater with Goku holding the map and shrugging as Piccolo facepalms etc interspersed with the audience laughing*
>invented ENTER ____>invented dictionaryposting>invented >IESLB>invented KEKAROO and variations>invented Kneelposting>invented BOOMposting>invented See?>invented cachinnation>invented Gentlemen...>invented [NAME][NAME][NAME][NAME]>invented Winposting>invented NEXT>invented MINDBROKEN>invented poetryposting>invented newwordposting>invented screencapping>invented Capslockemphasisposting>invented FOAZ/MOAZ/GOAZ>invented >he RAN/FLED>invented >parroting>invented >inane babble>invented little BITCH>invented DENOUED>invented schizo/mentally ill callouts>invented God I'm smart/handsome>some of these have spread outside of these threads>created an endless number of pastas>control the OP of the threads whenever their whims decide so>literally BTFO'd Brolytards into complete extinction>literally BTFO'd the facebook tier "Cuckbba Gang" faggot into extinction>literally caused multiple people to have unironic mental breakdowns and turn into schizophrenic zombies who think about Jiren ALL DAY and mumble to themselves about "SHITren" non-stop>mindbroke the Father of all Zombies into typing "SHITren" over 5000 times>literally BTFO'd the zombie into becoming too exhausted to post frequently>BTFO'd everyone with /int/posting simply by proving that they are LEGION and from white-majority first world countries, while the taco-bakers are too scared to show their flag>improved the English language and grammar skills of these threads by 500% simply by relentlessly calling out IESLB and lazy typos>made the vast majority of the thread adopt their witty repartee, especially their parroting detractors>have destroyed literally EVERYONE who dared to doubt CHADrens uncontested powerlevel in debates and arguments, using facts, logic and unmatched witHow do you feel, knowing that EVERYTHING you use has been crafted by Jirenscholars?
>>268193974Golu looks so happy
>>268194004>jirenfags are proud of inventing cancerous cringe
>>268193999*Star wipe to Bejita in the car atop an enormous ramp leading to a course of loop de loops, flaming hoops, an electrified pool and a swarm of angry lions as Goku, Piccolo and Bulma watch from the stands*Goku: "Okay, Bejita, you pass this course and you'll pass the test for sure! Any questions?"Bejita: "Yeah, how do you keep replacing these cars with exact copies?"Goku: I just keep gettin' em from some guy called Toyotaro or somethin'"*Audience laughs*Goku: "You ready?"Bejita: "No..."Goku: "Too late!"*Audience laughs as Goku pushes the car down the ramp and cue a minute of the car careening through the obstacles amidst Bejita's screams and the audience laughing**Bejita emerges from the dust cloud kicked up by the hungry lions on a unicycle with what remains of the car before collapsing and coughing up the fuel gauge which reads 'Empty'**Audience laughs and cheers*Bulma: *Claps* "You did it, sweetie! You'll ace that test for sure! Let's all go out to celebrate"Piccolo: "Sure, on one condition"Goku: "Huh? What's that?"Piccolo: 'I'M driving!"*Goku, Bejita, Bulma, Piccolo and the audience laugh as camera zooms out and the audience breaks into applause as the outro song plays*
>>268194009Proud dad of a mutt
Bejita? Loves GigiGigi? Loves Bejita
>trans womenReal women>GigiBejitas loving wife>TFSHilarious and true>TienHaving sweaty steamy hot sex with Launch daily, could BTFO your favorite tranime/shartmic book universe with a sneeze and being the strongest human that has ever lived.
>>268194059>>268194061>4 seconds apartdiscordtrannies…
>>268194047Paragus...
>RTHly is already having another melty
>>268194122Beerus is the mother btw.
Shut the fuck up, Piccolotard.
More than one minute apart = RTHLess than one minute apart = discord tranniesI am the only organic poster in these halls.
>>268194158Could be
>Beerus is the mother btw.
>passcuckGentlemen...
Gentlewomen, please post your feet. Today is feet inspection day.
>>268194194Yes, we know what to do...
>>268194188Why do you have a sexual fixation for a character you claim to hate? Are you gay?
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>>268194173>PassGODFavorite character?
>>268194216>making fun of a sissyBITCH means that you are gayWe are merely laughing at you, RTHlySLUT.
Yamaha was always more fun, interesting and brave than Tien
>>268194158you can reply to yourself without the 60 second cooldown if you use multiple devices. It's what the piccolo poster does, that's why you'll notice his anti tien posts get like 2 replies instantly of some generic shit like KEKKYPOOPOO everytime (the replies have images attached and all but are only 10-20 seconds off from the post so this confirms my theory, he has them prepared before he even posts the main one), but in reality nobody thinks he's funny and he's fat, autistic and lives in his grandmother's basement so he shouldn't be making fun of someone like Tien who is the strongest most successful human in the history of fiction (and has a hot wife)
>YamahaHow about Yamahaha?
>a brand of motorcycles was always more fun, interesting and brave than Tienfair enough
>>268194267>YamahaWe prefer Suzuki.
>>268194274> that's why you'll notice his anti tien posts get like 2 replies instantly of some generic shit like KEKKYPOOPOO everytimeKek, I also love do that. Sometimes I also use airplane mode to get a different mobile data IP and make even more replies to my own post before the cooldown is up.
>>268194341so THAT's where the smell came from
>>268194341HOLY FUARK.
>>268194341>chuds would not fuck this
>>268194325/a/ is Ducati territory
>>268194259You're literally generating sexualised AI pictures of Nuly lmao. >noooo it's all a jokeWhat a cope kek.
>>268194341JirenDAMN.
>>268194004WELL WELL WELL, FOR A BUNCH OF SO-CALLED SCHOLARS, THE WORLD CHAMP SEES CLEAR AS DAY THAT YOU LOT BEST HIT THE BOOKS ONCE MORE, TIME FOR A WORLD CHAMPION CLASS REFUTATIONYOU SEE, THE WORLD CHAMPION, MR. SATAN, WAS ACTUALLYTHE ONE WHO INVENTED ALL OF THOSE THINGS YOU MENTIONED, THAT'S RIGHT IT WAS ALL HIM, IT'S JUST THAT HE WAS ON THE JOHN WHILE POSTING SO WHEN TRYING TO ATTACH AN IMAGE OF HIMSELF HE ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED AN IMAGE OF JIREN THAT HE HAD SAVED, BEFORE YOU ASK HE WAS GONNA CONSULT WITH SOME PRODUCERS ABOUT POTENTIALLY HAVING HIM AS THE SIDEKICK IN MR. SATAN'S NEXT MOVIE THAT'S WHY HE HAD A PICTURE OF SOME ALIEN GUY, IT'S NOT REALLY THAT WEIRD IT'S COMMON PRACTICE IN SHOWBIZ, SO I HEAR ANYWAY I'M JUST A FAN OF MR. SATAN, POINT IS THAT WAS ALL MR. SATAN'S CREATION HE JUST HUMBLY DENIED THE RECOGNITION FOR IT, HE WOULD HAVE KEPT ANONYMOUS BUT YOU VULTURES TRIED STEALING HIS GLORY, SO I CHOSE TO DEFEND HIMIF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH HARD PROOF FOR YOU TO ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT, SCHOLARS, GUESS WHAT? IF YOU WATCH OLD RECORDINGS OF WORLD TOURNAMENTS, IN THE 7TH WORLD TOURNAMENT MR. SATAN WAS RECORDED PARTICIPATING IN, HE VERY CLEARLY SAYS "BOOM" WHEN HE K.OS THAT ONE GUY, BOY THAT WAS A GREAT FIGHT, YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH IT, ONLY 1800 ZENI ON PAY-PER-VIEW, BUT I DIGRESS, POINT IS THAT WAS HIS THING, NOT YOURSNOW WHILE I COULD KEEP PROVIDING UNREFUTABLE EVIDENCE, COMPLETELY SLAUGHTERING YOU WOULD MAKE THE KIDS SCARED OF MR. SATAN, AND I'M TELLING YOU, THOSE ZOOMIEBUCKS ARE COMING IN HOTTER AND HOTTER EVERY DAY, SO CONSIDER YOURSELF SPARED BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO MAKE MR. SATAN'S CAREER END JUST BECAUSE YOU SPREAD LIES IN THESE HALLS OF DOMINANCESO INSTEAD, FOLLOW THE ATTACHED IMAGE IN ORDER TO CONCEDE, AND REMEMBER TO SAY "HAIL SATAN"OH AND FEEL FREE TO SHOUTOUT BUU AS WELL, HIS BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP AND HE'D BE REALLY HAPPY TO GET A BIRTHDAY WISH FROM JIREN, YEAH I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HIM LIKE HOW I'M SADLY NOT MR. SATAN, BUT LET THE KID HAVE THIS ONE ALRIGHT
Kill it.
>>268194376>You're literally gene-SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>268194341>gyno tits
>>268194379>JIRENJIRENJIRENJIRENJIREN out of NOWHEREObsessed dog.
>>268193993EXIT SHITEENTER DRUM
>>268194410>got in contact with her bloodGoku is Gigi's zombie slave now btw.
>>268194411Imagine saving that gay shit on your drive and then claiming it's all a joke.
Is it okay if I post yet another scat image?
>>268194429>dog>NULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULYNULY out of THIN AIRObsessed fatass.
>>268194105...only had pure blooded children.
>>268194459Go ahead, Bejitabro.
>>268194453First time on this website?
>>268194459Only if you tell us why do you love scat so much.
>>268194432Meanwhile, in reality.
>>268194453>Imagine saving that ga-SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP *pop*
Have any of you considered not being mentally ill?
This thread needs a higher dosage, stat!
>>268194503Because I emulate my hero Bejita.
>>268194517I tried but the doc won't give me my medicine anymore...
>>268194517>Have any of you considered [decreasing our power level]Why would we do that?
>>268194503As for your question Idk, I've never really thought about it.
>>268194541HERE IT COMES! *gulp* *gulp* *gulp* YUM! WHAT A DELICIOUS TREAT!
Why are Bleachtards like this?Why are you so disgusting?
>268194341
>>268194513How much more gay shit are you gonna post before you realise there might be a problem with you?
>>268194188>>268194411>>268194513Kek, GAYly is such a cock hungry faggot sissy.
Why RTHly so... peculiar?
>>268194600No 18 PLEASE! I will repent! I know you like killing humans but PLEASE make an exception this time.
Who is my hero?
>>268194644>
>>268194659Bejitard.
>>268194579Why are Bejitabros like this?
>>268194541Sakurabro btw.
>>268194659SISSYly.
>>268194644
>>268194666Isn't that John Pork?
>>268194716Funny.
>>268194716Unfunny.
>>268194031all of that is funny THOUGH
>>268194716
>>268194644>>268194666What if the scatCHAD is neither a Gokubro nor a Bejitabro? Have you thought about that?
>>268194723Sure is.
Drum won.The door won.Buu's legs won.
>>268194755>Impying scatsissy isn't replying to himself with different false flags to start discourse
>>268193801>inane, unintelligible moegarbage babbleI am WHE WARDEN.
>>268194781
>WHE
Do you think there are Dragon Ball fans in Monaco?
>>268194866>MOEnaco
Which DB character is this?
>>268194781...a chance at fighting with a LEGEND.
>>268194963Bulma.
>>268194682shut up rhinocuck
>>268194004>invented ENTER ____>control the OP of the threads whenever their whims decide so>literally BTFO'd Brolytards into complete extinction>BTFO'd everyone with /int/posting simply by proving that they are LEGION and from white-majority first world countries, while the taco-bakers are too scared to show their flag>improved the English language and grammar skills of these threads by 500% simply by relentlessly calling out IESLB and lazy typos>made the vast majority of the thread adopt their witty repartee, especially their parroting detractors>have destroyed literally EVERYONE who dared to doubt CHADrens uncontested powerlevel in debates and arguments, using facts, logic and unmatched witNot true. Mostly everything else is mostly true. You're some pretty funny whackos
>>268194963Why do these degenerate moeshitter scum think adding "DB" to the text box excuses posting any offtopic moeshit GARBAGE?Instant G.
>>268195113>I-I decide what's true or not?!Do you WANT me to grow wroth?
>rhinocucks vs wormfags>meanwhile saberGODS are just watching from a safe distance
>>268195173Shut up and die, Saberfag.
Why are Pokégirls so hot? They're literally the sexiest cum dumpsters in all of anime/game art.>May>Dawn>Hilda>RosaJust a few examples. LITERALLY BUILT for draining dick.
Kill the pedophile.
>>268194530
>>268195242>BEJITABEJITABEJITABEJITAOut of FUCKING nowhere.
DrDisrespect? A proud Piccolobro.
>>268195222It's the shorts and skirts. Literal slutwear.
>>268195287Shut the fuck up, manchild piece of shit. Go RTH in your board for cartooon-watching neckbeards.
>>268195322Be quiet SHITrenimal.Back into your cage.
>dragon ball is not a cartoonthis pajeet is fucking retarded
>>268195330>defending offtopic pedophiliaScreencapped. You won't be able to show your pedo face around here anymore.
Describe the state of Krillin's scalp in the Buu saga.
>>268195386>no caps or punctuationSee, everyone? Racism, btw.
>the pussy coward is using the report button againKekapoopoo!
I use grammar AI to correct my IESLB btw.>b-butYup.
Send the cartoon rat back to its board, my MOST precious, groomed hounds.
God, I can't wait to beat up the SHITrenfag in the next /dbs/ meetup.
>>268195488>AIAIAIAIAIAIDo you call the circuit board in your TV remote AI too, buzzword BITCH?
>>268195507Not much of an accomplishment, he's a scrawny brownoid.Even the Panfag could break that turd.
I wonder what the jannies think of the Jirenfag that constantly goes around reporting posts like a bitch. It must be pretty funny, kek.
>>268195555He sucks their cocks like a good little whore.
>>268195465>it's the same mongrel posting the same optional prequel garbage every timeYou made a tough choice today by blatantly defending cartoon pedophilia, catalog-crawling moescum.What can you expect from an option prequel enjoyer, however. KEKA.
>the street-shitting scammer is having a meltdownSHITren lost.
>>268195222>Nessa>Bea>Nemona I love brown Pokegirls….
>he's crying to the janniesKek.
>>268195361Canonically it would take 3-4 Tiens to destroy 1 door
>>268195624Iris the DRAGON Tamer is literally /our/ girl
195674>this is the average anti-Jiren pedophile nowadaysSad. At least the FOAZ was a rabid beast, not a child-fondling rat.
Boom. Just like that.
>>268195135>He thinks my CHADro CHADcademia is moeIt's the last MANime.
>>268195847>age-old cope about "m-muh FOTM Chinese cartooon is not moeshit! I swear!"KEKA WEPA DEKA DEKA.See how I scared the offtopic cartooon rats, btw? Yup yup yup. Just do what I do.
>>268195892>Just do what I do.Who are you talking to? Literally no one respects you to follow your orders, kek
wow that Jirenfag really is in control here. the spam immediately stopped, what the hell
>>268195892Troyama embraces moe tho
>>268193801ENTER THE KINO
>>268196030His Bankai is really fucking cool not going to lie.
>6030>enter the SLOPNo. 3 days.
>>268196013Everyone is gonna poop their pants, cry, and talk about feelings in Daipa.
>6130>replying to itG.
lolicon is not pedophilia
>>268196293WojakGOD...
>>268196299>giving (You)s to NAScoalposters
Anilaza? My fuarking hero of the ToP.
>>268196165...igi won.
>>268196293>Fight Jörgen won
I love Tomoko Kuroki
>>268196434>MoeOne of Goku's closest friends.
Sex with Gigi
I broke the shitrentards nose, kek!
>>268196491Lmao, you can't get a real girl so you have to settle for a drawing of a guy! Hilarious!
>>268196434We know, Tomoko's vibrator.
>>268194216That's what one's superiority tends to do.
>>268196536>SHART TwinJust imagine the obese smelly fat waifufag subhuman who plays this deck.
>>268196536Don't mock Bejitabros or so help me God...
Imagine taking a woman (female) out on a date to a mall or some such, but making her wear a remote controlled vibrator that you have the power over.
>>268196523Lol I accidently broke his leg with a slight tap. Is he really that fragile?
>>268196547Extremely hot.
>>268196547
>>268196608It seems so.I heard the Panbro beat the shit out of him in the previous meetup too, bloody nose and black eye.
>>268196596Gigi...
>panpedo>beating somebody in a fight...in your dreams
>offtopic babble3 days.
>>268196657The British Panpedo gets on his knees and asks to suck your cock when threatened with violence.
>>268196657>black eye*blacked eye
>>268196607>3DPD
>>268196706That's so fucking hot but every time I ask him gay/sissy questions he refuses to answer. Why is that?
>>268196607>image for ants
>>268196595It's used as an engine in CHADrite
>>268196739SHITrensisters... our response?
>>268196755>Spr*ghtEw.
I just cut the SHITrentard's car brakes.
>JIRENWARDENJIRENWARDENJIRENWARDENThe pill jars. SWALLOW THEM.
Around 180 posts and this is the only post >>268194267 that tried to generate any discussion about Dragon Ball.That's less than 1%. Why the fuck is this general still alive?
>>268196739This was going using his lesson learned from Kuririn and Gohan's fight about taking advantage of the rules and timing to beat a stronger opponent.
>884TARDkuRAT demoralizationDo not engage
>>268196750You have to take that bussy by force.
>general
>>268196938Canon.
I just gouged the SHITrentard's eyes out and that was already enough to render him permanently blind. Kek what a weak bitch.
>>268195712FOAZ was such a BEAST. wish he stopped taking his meds already
>>268196739God, you can feel the POWER on that kick.
>>268194188>>268194411>>268194513Why is FAGly like that?
>>268196750This is your average Trash scum.
>>268195434Hottest Chi-Chi design by far.
>>268196884>generalShut the fuck up tourist dog.
Is this whe wawden again?
>>268193999>Goku: Hey me and Piccolo can teach you! Just like how I taught you the Instant Tran- okay just like hoiw I taught you the Kaio- okay just like how I taught you the Kameha- alright you get what I mean!'This actually made me chuckle
>>268197025>deranged fantasiesImplying you could touch my muscular frame.
Jirenpajeet is posturing again KEK
>>268197025k,b,c
Hey it's a me, Goku! Wahoo! I eat a the pasta.
>>268197420
>>268197456>tourist filenameGet the fuck out.
>>268195674FUARK I forgot her name… I never played Gen 5.
>>268197420>She
>>268193801See?
>>268197535I dont think I will
>>268197456>Elder wizard filenamePlease stay and never leave.
>>268197201Not really because is the animation is shit
>because is the animation is shit
>>268197726Yeah
Was that really a Tienxister posting pics of xirself in yesterday's thread?
>>268197905Are you dense?
>>268197905Are you single?
CRYku
>>268198053
>>268198053>*sniff* At this rate no one will ever kiss Chi Chi. She will die without knowing the pleasure of kissing *sniff*.
>>268198047I am a virgin just like my hero.
>>268193974It would be funnier with King Vegeta since Trunks is the first saiyan with a different hair color.
I just turned SHITrenfag's legs into jelly with 1 low kick.Why is he so weak?
>>268198202Bejitabro...
>>268193801Goqua and Freeby are his kids, btw.
>>268198304This was not a "Bejitabro..." moment. Read the room.
>>268198261lol that is funny. i also had an encounter with a Jirenfag>at the grocery store>sudden horrible stench hits me>it's a proud indian jirenbro>ask him to leave the store, he's suffocating customers with his awful smell>he says something unintelligible>push him out of the store>he resists>i give him an uppercut and he drops like a sack of potatoes>drag his unconscious stinking body out of the storejirenfags have weak chins
>I've been this way before, so INSECUREWho said this?
>>268198304
>Jiren has jobbed to Super Vegito and UE Goku so far in Sparking ZeroYajirobe soon.
>>268198354>>268198261Wow me too, a SHITrenimal got uppity at my gym so I roundhouse kicked him through a window.
>>268196751You call THAT an image for ants?
>>268198431>video toy "discussions"
>>268198433>>268198354>>268198261Why are you rude and violent?
>>268198404Every Dragon Ball Z AMV on Youtube from the mid-late 00s
>>268198455Because that is NOTHING compared to a TRUE ANT IMAGE
>>268198456So true we should talk about the anim-Oh...Well at least there's the mang-Shit.Uhh... WE STILL HAVE KEKPOSTING!!!! YIPPEE!!!
>>268198431It is funny how they hype UI Goku by showing him beating Jiren in other mediums when UI Goku lost to Jiren in both, the anime and the manga.
>>268198493Kek now it's as small as my dick.
>>268198493Now bear witness, to the power of ANTS!
>>268198526BOOM!!!
>>268198338Coons are the worst Dragon Ball fans, along with Eurofaggots.
>>268198552
>>268198467Subhumans only understand power.
I won't post anymore scat today. I'll post some tomorrow, k?
>>268198518RTHlysissy...
>DrDisrespect has been outed as a Piccolobro
>>268198651
>>268198685
>>268198651Are you >>268194459?
Phoebe.
>>268198770Yes
Yep, all our heroes are in this picture.
>>268198771Is she an immigrant from the Alola region?
>>268198886Edit BBCita out
>>268198771Would breed the FUCK of that bitch... and Phoebe.
My time-traveling HEROS
>>268170486>The real Dragon Balls were out there for people to use, and nothing bad ever came out of them. That bowl of bones was useless...Pilaf was literally seeking them out to rule the world..>They weren't strong enough to do something like that, not even with the Dragon Balls.I'm sure the Earth's Dragon Balls were much more powerful than those pods. Even just wishing for a slight change in the trajectory, would've given ample time for Goku to finish his training..>Does Pan blink?I think my pic related answers your question..>He was only going to make things worse, Goku did the right thing.I agree with you on that, but Goku had to encroach on Gohan's freedoms, right?>Of course he was, he was demon...Goku?>She doesn't look anything like Gohan.Really? I always thought she looked more like Gohan than Videl..>The Namekians are stronger, and he had to go to Kaio-sama's planet to do that.Would you agree the Namekian's are stronger than Earthlings?>Are you implying Pan doesn't brush her teeth?Pan cleans her teeth on a regular basis..>That's impossible.And why do you think that?>Just like Pan.How is Pan shallow?>It shows them flying without ki.How come they don't fly away when suffering from exhaustion?>Huh, are you talking about mammals or puppets?Animals that are not from the DB world..>What about my point?What point?>Neko Majin Z?Z? I don't remember that..>So we can agree that it's not Toriyama's work, right?Is it not any different from someone else finishing off preparing a feast?>Hmm?By making others much weaker than he is..>Does he?y-yes..>Huh?Weren't you going to post some proof?>I don't know, but they could bring him back after killing him.Would the balls return?>No, that Pan is really bad at it.Don't you find it suspicious that Giru won every time?>I don't understand?Pan managed to organise a plan and even tricked Dolltaki revealing how to exacpe from Lood..>She was killed, right?She was not..
>>268193801Jiren.>974>SøyjakSHITTERYI shall SKIP.>>268193993Gas and Tien.>>268194004Jiren.>>268194122Cheelai and a CheelaixBeerus Fanchild.>>268194188Broly (Super).>>268194214Vegeta, Goku (MUI), Goku, Anon, Janny, El Hermano, Vegito, Jiren, Broly (Super), Moro, and Beerus.>>268194267Yamcha.>>268194395Mr. Satan.>>268194410Haruhi (with DEADgi's face photoshopped on top) and Goku.>>268194411Broly (Super).>>268194429Jiren.>>268194432Tien and Drum.>>268194459Goku.>>268194494Gianluca Iacono and Vegeta.>>268194509Tien, King Piccolo, Yamcha, Goku, Drum, Piano, Jackie Chun, Oolong, Master Shen, Master Roshi, and Chiaotzu.>>268194513Broly (Super) and two Anons.>>268194530Thanks Doc. (Piccolo and Vegeta)>>268194552Akira Toriyama.>>268194579Vegeta.>>268194600Android 18.>>268194644Rat.>>268194659Black woman.>>268194666John Pork.>>268194706Joe Higashi.>>268194716Yamcha, Piccolo, and Saibamen.>>268194746Yamcha and Krillin.>>268194822Super Buu and Gohan.>>268194963Ochako Uraraka.>>268194978Yamcha, Puar, Master Roshi, and Oolong.>>268195113Goku.
Fiona and Yor are beautiful
>>268198973>video toysGentlemen... PURGE.
>>268198997Thank you for your service.
>>268199010Fiona is pure sex.
>>268199036Does it look like I need YOUR praise?
>>268199079This girl is 14
>>268198997ListDEITY… these halls are SAVED
>>268199098...out of 10.
>>268199075Yes.
>>268195552>>268196706>>268196750>>268196915>>268197242
BEJITAQ FUIARKJIN LOOOOOOOOSTTLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>268199175...... his virginity to freeza
>>268199098Who gives a shit? A slut is a slut.
KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZEGUN GUN GUN GUN GUN WO MUKI
>>268199079Teipig is so lucky...
>>268199297
>>268199297mexibros..... translate this tacobabble
>>>/r9k/77971741
>>268199333>>268199349JAN JAN BYAN BYANKYUUKYOKU NOBATOOOORUIMI WA NAI SATATAKAUUU DAKE!
ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSEDISCUSS SOMETHING IMPORTANTLike...the color of Goku's gi.For me: Yellow > Orange >>>>>>>>>>>>> Red
Does Vegeta ever get to have sex before Bulma? He didn't even rape a girl before blowing up her planet?
>>268199297>>268199333The anime is cancelled.
>>268199467K, b, c.
>>268199146Strongest material in the multiverse btw.
>>268199418was the "scene" he was talking about NTR fantasies involving kekarot and his buruma????Bejitabros... Not like this...
Red.
>>268195434Thank you Toriyama for this flawless design. Definitely top 3 cunny of all time.
Sex with videl(gt)
>>268199467...in Toyo's fantasies, that aren't aligned with reality.
>>268199445Warm yellow
>>268199514Pink.
>>268199514...lost to Ethan.
Pokémon Crystal is the best version.
>>268199450Good point. Trunks and Bra likely have a few hundred half sibling bastards roaming the cosmos
Reminder>Manga: aimed at adults>Anime: aimed at children
>>268199598he looks scared or nervous
>>268199578Unlikely. Bejita was literally eating the corpses of his enemies before he went to Earth, if he had any children he probably ate them or their mother for sustenance.
>>268199569Yup.
Kieran won.
>>268195173Artoria.>>268195254Piccolo.>>268195330Krillin and Jiren.>>268195434Chi-Chi.>>268195456Ash, May, and Max.>>268195465Jiren and Mercenary Tao.>>268195507Piccolo.>>268195552Gohan.>>268195674Iris.>>268195777Gohan, Moro, Beerus, Jiren, Vegeta, Goku, and Broly (Super).>>268195847Jiren and Toyotaro.>>268195949Goku Black.>>268196013Kenshiro, Kinnikuman, Terryman, Buffaloman, Springman, The Mountain, Dalmatiaman, Black Hole, Max Radial, Stereo-Cassette King, Turboman, Tileman, Goten, and Trunka.>>268196030Hisagi.>>268196293Jiren and Goku.>>268196353Jiren, Goku, Frieza, Android 17, Krillin, Tien, Master Roshi, Vegeta, Beerus, Shin, Elder Kai, Gohan, Android 18, and Piccolo.>>268196359Anilaza.>>268196434Tomoko.>>268196489Homer, Moe, and Goku (AI-SLOP).>>268196536Live Twins Ki-Sikil and Lil-la.>>268196547Tomoko.>>268196548Gohan and Broly (Super).>>268196607Vegeta.>>268196638Yeah!>>268196739Jiren and Goku.>>268196878Frieza.>>268196938Jiren, Broly (Super), and three unnamed scientists.>>268196955Hit and Vegeta.
>>268199608My wife. Bejitabro btw.
Would you Femboyly?
>>268199707HOLY YUM!
Shut the fuck up Gogaygeta fag.
>>268199565RED:Officially caught a legendary and used that legendary to fight a space alien that Giovanni captured and wonGOLD:Traveled through time once (?)They never battled each other in the manga, the only thing that matters kek.
>>268199598The MAN who INHERITED the LEGENDARY LEGACY of the MASTER GODThe MAN who carries the BURDEN of LEGEND on his BACKThe MAN who SHOULDERS the RESPONSIBILITY of the DRAGONENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEER....TOOOOOOOOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Are the Beerus fans gay for Nuly? Who’s posting this gay Broly shit, the Bleach insects?
My husband.
>>268199707My boywife...
>>268199726What's gay about that?
>>268199707Oh my! *rubs hands together and licks lips* Don't mind if I do!
>>268199726The Nulybro broke him so mind he's now developed affection for him.He's effectively been buck broken by his master.
WHERE ARE THE LITTLE BOYS..??
>>268199707RTHly looks like that? Now I can't be mad at him anymore.
>>268199687
The next thread will be better.
>>268199849There will be no next thread.This is the last Dragon Ball Super thread.
>>268199726probably the beeruspajeet. the bleach insect(only one, multiple devices) is a tranny and a pedophile and posts underage women
>>268199895>haha look at me I'm gonna post flat girls without t-shirts and pass it off as guysGentlemen...
>>268199890>HURRRRRR DURRRRRR ME NO LIKE BLEACH, BUT ME TALK ABOUT IT CONSTANTLY!TARDccoloBITCH.
>>268199895
>"t-the next thread will be better" he tells himself>me generating 1200 new nuLy femboy AI pictures
...
>out of nowhere
How is this any different than what you faggots usually do?
A toast! A toast to /dbs/!I raise my glass to you *sips*
>>268199985Kek, based and same.
>>268200007If it's not me doing it, it's not okay. Simple as that.
>>268199895>>268199996
>>>/vg/483714815>>>/vg/483715006
>>268199956Nulybros look like that?
>>268200026Those are girls, Piccolobro.Oh wait, they're still underage. Go ahead.
I can't imagine Goku having sex with Chi-Chi to be quite honest...
>Those are girls, Piccolobro.
>Blechbitch is posting underage children againWhy are they like this?
Why is the SHITccoloPEDO like this?
>>268200078She forced him into sex like she did with marriage.
>>268199815>Can't even shave off 25 (TWENTY FIVE) % from SpopoBITCH's HP barSISSYgeta bambi sleep bros...
>Why is the SHITccoloPEDO like this?
>>268199895>>268199996Is there a tag for this?
Can we PLEASE have just ONE thread without the following:>cuck shit>porn>off-topic moeshit>deranged narratives>dogpiling on Bleach (it's already dead)
>>268200155Here >>268116383, blind BITCH.
>>268200199What else is there to talk about?
>>268200211>more posts than oursHoly FUARK....
Post something funny.
>>268200222TARDku is such a bitch.
>>268200237
>>268200258SHITjita is such a cuck.
>>268200218Thread meta
>>268200211>>268116394Holy shit... why can't Dragon Ball have sexy bitches like that...
>>268200248
I saw a roach in my room. It reminded me of Gigi.
>268200211>samefagging a dead thread about a dead franchise See?
>>268200258We HATE this cuck.
>>268200237Ghost Nappa.
>>268200312
>>268200237Kek.
>>more posts than ours>Holy FUARK....>Holy shit... why can't Dragon Ball have sexy bitches like that...
>>268200335Kek, I love seeing PEDOccolo suffer.
>>268200287My penis died from masturbating to Orihime . I need to buy a new one.
>Kek, I love seeing PEDOccolo suffer.
>>268200287We got this
>>268200344Funny
>>268200424Holy cute.
>>268200312Unfunny dog shit. This jealousy has rotted your 65iq brain and now you’re just trying too hard.
>>268200424Sexo!
>>268200424I love TRAPly
>268200384You never had one in the first place BlechTURD.
>Unfunny dog shit. This jealousy has rotted your 65iq brain and now you’re just trying too hard.
>>268200475I am not interested in bleach, I just like masturbating to the girls.
>>268200222Did he lose to Bejita again?
>>Unfunny dog shit. This jealousy has rotted your 65iq brain and now you’re just trying too hard.
>>268199815don't tell me this is from the new budokai game cause that looks like shit
>0516>porn addict You're worthless.
>>268200495>RTHly filename
>>268200424Upload your best ones on a google drive or in a zip file and upload them please, I need them for research purposes.
>>268200299Did you fuck it?
>>268200516This but with (modern) Pokemon
>>268200258Did he get cucked by Goku again?
>>268200534Ok :(
Post sexy Goku ass.
>>268200534>Can't even quote the post correctly out of FEARAnd stay down >>268200550I make and upload them on the spot, I uploaded all of them so far albeit
>>>Unfunny dog shit. This jealousy has rotted your 65iq brain and now you’re just trying too hard.>>268200542I support both GODly and CHADccolo.And I LOVE making you seethe, TienrusBITCH.
>enters the thread>causes instant seetheHow does the Doc do it?
Bleachposting always starts at the same time of Toyoposting.
>>268200579You didn't even keep them all under a specific filename?I'm gonna have to suffer to find them all.Unless they all have the same height and width in archive.
>Bleach is made fun of>Suddenly, Anti-Broly and Piccolo posts appearSee?
>>268200591We know Krillinbro
>>268200608They all start with Femboyly, just the number on the end changes
>>268200593It's the TienrusBITCH FOAZing out again.
>>268200608Nevermind I searched wrong.Found what I needed, thanks.
Why does Piccolo wear weighted clothes if all he does is meditating?
>>268200579
>>>>Unfunny dog shit. This jealousy has rotted your 65iq brain and now you’re just trying too hard.
>>268200638I want RTHly to sit on my lap...
>>268200591>can't even win in filler KEKYPOW!
>>268200593>when the cops broke into your house and found the kidnapped kids so you gotta hide in the forest
>>268200621It's well known that the TienrusBITCH is friends with the BleachMAGGOTS.
>>268200638He looks like a shota here, yum.
>>268200691Tienbro btw.
>>268200681Tienbro here. I am friends with everyone but Krillinbro and some Gohanbros.
>>268200691PEDOccolo...
>>268200681It's the same person.
>>268200644It's literally all he's ever worn. It's just a habit at this point.
Shotas.Older women.Do the math.
>>268200644He likes having a good challenge when he's chasing after little boys.
>>268200621They're not even trying to hide it anymore. This reeks of a SHITcord raid.
No one cares about your shitty character wars. Only Bejita vs Golu matters.
>>268200681>BEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUSBEERUS out of thin air
Who the FUARK is Golu?
>>268200743Goten...
>>26820074321?
>268200771>prove my pointSee?
>>268200777The rival of Behita.
Gokusa.
>>268200777The main character.
>The GODly/CHADccolo alliance is BTFOing the TienrusBITCH AGAINYup.
Why is /dbs/ like this?
And then we take a pepee in a girls butthole yes that make a baby I hope you'll understand
I need to be kissed RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
>>268200802Of course. Him and his little SHITcord friends are no match for us.
>I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was THIS big!
>>268200836What no pussy does to a mf.
CHADccololy won. SHITienrusBleach lost.
ENOUGH.
>>268200842Piss is baby maker? Wow
>>268200801This is true.
>>268200836Mexican 12 year olds. The answer is always that this place is 80% occupied by mexican 12 year olds
>>268200864Yup.
They finally added dragon ball characters to lego fortnite. I wonder what kind of voice lines lego Beerus has?
>>268200858K, b, c.
>>268200671KEKY CHOOKY!
>>268200864Fact Flood.
>>268200900>12 year olds.NOW you have my interest. Bejitabro btw.
>>268200910Not gonna cap, big dog this looks photoshopped.
>>268200927Yep that's a Bejitabro alright.
>>268200871>Cell tripping out so badly from the fentanyl bean that he scalps himself thinking he's wearing a helmet
MOMMMMMMMYYYYY NOOOOOOOOOO
>>268200910>video toysGentle FUCKING men... send him to the afterlife.
>>268200864Yep, YEP!
>when the cops knock on your door
>>268200995Kek what a pedophile.
>>268200976>he wants to gently fuck menHaha, he's GAY.
>>268200864Like we always do.
>>268200995Piccolo is friends with every powerful politician. He's legally untouchable.
>when you deny the allegations made against you by parents concerned about their missing children
REAL MEN SUBMIT TO WOMEN
PEDOccolo? On the Epstein list.
>>268200836You mean the schizophrenic delusions? They try to link certain posters to certain characters or another poster, thinking that would stop them from posting something they don't like.
>>268200864We just CANNOT be stopped.
>>268200864We always win.
>when one of your victims escaped the dungeon while you were asleep
>>268201042>except erasing criminal recordsHACKronbros...
>>268201010Anything wrong with that, BITCH?
>>268201079Piccolo was only like 8 years old in this picture. That's younger than Teen Gohan.
>RTHccololy is at it againWhat set him off this time?
K,b,c.
>>268201154>Hit Goku's afterimage
>when you lure kids into the wilderness with candy
>>268201188Why does SHITccolo do this?
>when you destroy the Halls with your mere presence
>when you destr-ACK
>Broly slander stops>Piccolo slander begins>Piccolo slander stops>Broly slander beginsKek, the TienrusBleachfag isn't even trying anymore.
>>268201223>when you see an unsupervised kid at the playground
Man, SHITccolo and DOGly are absolutely losing in here
>>268201232Piccolo was still a child when this happened.
>when a green man offers you candy if you hop into his van
Man, SHITrus and WEAKJOBLOSER are absolutely losing here.
>>268201218K, b, c.
>>268201218Cute and wholesome.
>>268201232>posting shit he tanked
>>268201223The Doc is too powerful.
pov: you are a Piccolobro
>>268201302
>
https://youtu.be/MpBHYXPtn9M?si=oqWVTc7dy9YEph9PYup, Gokubro tells it how it is.
>when you read on the news the green pedophile has been arrested and is facing a life-sentence without parole
NEW THREAD NEAOOOOWWWW
>>268201410
>>268201042Kek.
Gamers!RISE!
New bread please.
>>268201686here >>268201696
