Why is Office Water Dragon best girl?
>>268272892
>>268272892Because
Because thick eel ass
>>2682728921.sexy body and cute face2.retard but functional3.nice person
imagine the pregnancy cravings
>>268277718Good lord. Do you think she was made for human men?
>>268275793Jack-sama... I KNEEL
>>268277986she was made for me
Give me an Elma wife right now or I'll SCREAM.
>>268278205You got it pal
>>268278290Oh nice.
>>268278290imagine the wedding cake
>>268272892Finally a good thread
>>268278317Imagine the three-ways after she and Tohru get into an argument over which is a better lover
>>268272892Because she isn't turd eel is worst dargon and worst girl
>>268278404>t. tohru
>>268278404no u
>>268278317What wedding cake? It wouldn't last next to her. She wouldn't be able to help herself.
>>268278388Yay thank you. I only watched the anime this week so now I'm gonna read the manga. It resonated with me because I work as a sysadmin. I would kill for a wife that can do pic related I want an Elma wife
>>268278404>duhragon claws typed this post
>>268281185you would get 2 cakesa decoy one that she could snack on then the actual one people get
>>268281338genius
>>268281338>uses clairvoyance >knows the location of every sweet within 100 kilometersNothing personal, baker
>>268282107obviously the decoy cake would be her favorite flavor while the real cake is a less liked flavoralso you'd put them far enough apart where eating both of them would be impracticalif you want to marry Elma you need to become an expert on eel management
>>268282217But here's the real question - do you think she'd let you organize the wedding?
>>268282492She'd be very hands on with the catering, but would leave the rest to you
>>268283041See I dunno. I would absolutely love to cook for my eel dragon wife. I'd rather it be the opposite.
>>268272892she's cute
