So, do you like the current state of Crim having a monster cock or do you think he'd be better as a character if he had a cute, small, suckable peepee?I think a good middle ground would maybe be if he had a cute small peepee but he cummed buckets and his semen basically tasted like milk and honey.
>>268314200japs are too cucked to show his dick anyway so who cares
>>268314380Yeah but how do you cope with the thought that it doesn't fit into your mouth?
>>268314488By working his shaft with my hands while I suck the tip, obviously
>>268314994Take it easy Jack Black.
Crim canonically having the biggest cock is both hilarious and good world building. Angels can both receive cock and pleasure any pussy in the land.
>>268314488>doesn't fit into your mouthSkill issue
crim is a futa, what's with all the "he" bullshit?
>>268317485Anon, “he” has historically been used in English for about any entity that lacks a gender including actual Abrahamic angels.Though they more so looked like interlocking wheels of a thousand eyes and less humanoid but whatever. It's just such a weird newfag thing that people insist that “he” means male; it has always meant “not strictly female” in English. No one gave a crap in 1995 when Ghost in the Shell came out and the puppet master was always referred to with “he” despite temporarily being in a female-model body because as an artificial intelligence has no gender but nowadays so many people get mad about that for whatever reason.
>>268314200I always thought he'd have some small tiny dick when flaccid and he'd grow to be a picture perfect average dick when hard. Like dildo perfect, no flaws, scars, or issues. >>268316509Nah, there is such a thing as too big. He's an angel - it would likely grow to be the perfect size to suit the needs of who he's fucking. Just the right length to nail the g-spot or your prostate.
>>268314200If she didn't have the biggest cock in the series she wouldn't be a proper futanari, simple as.
>>268314200Tiny dicks are gay. It's like wanting a flat bony ass, literally no appeal, just less of a good thing to work withI don't necessarily want a horsecock either but at least then you can give him a good reach-around or do some auto-play
>>268318665Cute tiny dicks are cute and super suckable.
big dong is good for the gap appeal
>>268314200I would never fuck a ladyboy who has a dick bigger than mine (4 inches)
>>268319637well duh, she'd fuck you instead
>>268319576Go home, /co/ckroach.
Cute trap with HUEG dick is best combo. Especially if trap is straight.
>>268317485He presents as male. Or at least that's how his friends see him.
>>268319826A man of taste
>>268319850They simply first thought he was male and he strategically reasoned that it was in his best interest to let them continue to believe that and not tell them he also has a vagina.He seems to have no problem with people otherwise finding out he also has a vagina.I think the issue is that people are not looking at it from his perspective. He was born with a penis and a vagina, all the Angels around him were, to him, having both a penis and a vagina is normal and humans are randomly lacking one of both.Imagine going to an alien planet where everyone has either pinkies or thumbs, but never both and that they make a big deal about it which camp someone is in. Obviously from your perspective you wouldn't really care which camp they put you in and their concerns about that, to you, having both a pinky and a thumb is the most normal thing in the world and rather seeing all those hands takes some time to get used to.But you know, if you learn that people are more likely to attack you by knowing you have a pinky and it's a world where hands are covered by clothing all the time for that reason, you'd probably not reveal that to them when they think you must only have a thumb.
>>268317485I mean, you said it yourself... He's not a girl. So if he's one of the bros then why wouldn't he be a he.>>268317636>“he” despite temporarily being in a female-model body because as an artificial intelligence has no gender>nowadays so many people get mad about that for whatever reasonReally? Seth from SF5 is the same situation and I don't recall there being much fuss about him.
>>268320176Well there isn't “much” fuzz about the translation using “he” for Crimvael, Kyubey and such either though obviously the original lines don't really have that all that much; it's just a vocal minority.The weird thing is that with Land of the Lustrous people get mad more often and the Wiki also uses “they” and many translations do weird things like that weird German translation while the original Japanese lines there do actually use “kare”, which isn't used much, but in practice is really only used for males in modern Japanese.
>>268314488That's very gay
>>268318711His monster cock is perfectly suckable though
>>268317636>Looked like interlocking wheelsAngels were described looking like humans multiple times in the bible
>>268323829Those were disguises they took.No idea why Gabriel couldn't take one of those to appear to Muḥammad then though and had to be all “be not afraid” when appearing to him.
>>268314200My favorite episode was the one where he only had a clam like the others
>>268314200It canonically goes from 2-3 inches soft to well over 12 inches hard, it's the best of both worlds.
>>268317636i wouldn't use abrahamic angels as an example, angels specifically taking "male" forms with fat cocks to knock up human women is a huge part of the popular fallen angel narrative or even just as general messengers (i.e. that one who wrestled with Jacob) common across several beliefs, while there isn't a single historical text deuterocanonical or apocryphal that ever brings up female angels. the whole "woah biblically accurate angels are heckin eldritch horrors!!! badazz!!!" is reserved for a few specific classes in judaic and christian angel hierarchies who don't take human forms to begin with. but that's just me being pointlessly nitpicky and you're otherwise right
>>268317485Crim isn't a futa you uneducated tard, it's an angel and angels are hermaphrodite.
All shotas need huge cocks my dude
>>268324126That looks so suckable.
>>268324200Alright smartass, if /d/'s definition of futa is not correct what is? Use precise language and specific examples as possible. We'd hate to get this wrong again.
>>268314200I'm not gay so I don't care
>>268324200We shall see whomst the uneducated tard is...
>>268324342>>268324397Futa refers to a woman with penis, Crim as an angel is genderless or both man and a woman at the same time, I don't care what the retards in /d/ think by the way.
>>268314200I prefer monster cock. That way Crim's the full package>cute face>pudgy body>big butt>horse cock>submissive but also extremely heteroIt's a win for everyone.
>>268325230a man with a cock n cunt is still a futanari
>>268314200I just wanted to see Elza's reaction to Crim showing up to her wild safari with an elephant gun.
>>268325230Androgynous is the word you're looking for there.
>>268326376She fucks him again. An actual futa is Crim's natural enemy
Meidri is best girl.Meidri x Stank is OTP!
>>268326491Elza isn't a real futa, just has a fat clit
>>268326965Hyena's are weird
>>268326376I think Crim has a higher caliber gun than that.
>>268327255If Crim was a western character, maybe.Being japanese though, the law of "whenever japs aren't calling their dicks excaliburs, they're calling them elephants with roaring trunks" applies.
>>268326778In chapter 80 she drank a potion that lets her share sensations with Stunk and then she kicked him in the nuts. She experienced the pain of being kicked in the nuts with Stunk.
>>268325315What if I want to fuck Crim's pussy while working his cock?
>>268324126She's got the cutest flaccid cock in the world. I still can't believe they got away with this.
>>268318665No, you are gay.Wanting dick is gay in general. Wanting a big dick with big, sweaty balls is EXTRA gay.Tiny dicks on tiny futas look better anyway. Plus, tiny dicks don't cover up the vagina. But you don't care about vaginas, don't you, cumguzzler?
crim
>>268325230Are angels gendeless tough? They can be, but depending on setting, they might not be.Is futa a hemaphrodite? Yes and no. No hemaphrodite exists that is like a futa. Not just because no actual herm has both set of genitals functioning, but also because they are all "somewhere in between". In body, bone structure, mind, etc.A futa is in every way that matters a woman..except with a functoning clit-dick.Of course there are retards that draw futas with a dick attached ABOVE the clit (which makes no damn sense) and far greater reatrds that tag anything feminine-lookling as futa (trans, shemales). Those fags deserve to burn in a specia llayer of hell.
>>268325678>guy with a split instead of chick with a dickDisgusting. I'm glad japan isn't the west and is actually doing futanaris justice.
The whole point of the humor is of how big it is in contrast to Crim's looks.
>>268325678no
>>268330873>>268331678Always has been.(二形 in the leftmost column)
>>268331937>Anon can read grass script
>>268331937We know it simply means having both genitalia. That doesn't change the fact futanari are still exclusively used for girls with dicks. No one gives a fuck about technicalities and historical shit.
>>268314200The cuter the girl, the bigger the cock. That's just how it should be.
my preference is for the fucker to have a big dick and the fuckee to have a small oneif crim stays soft when his pussy's getting pounded, then he's got the best of both worlds
>>268335405Has he even let his buddies pound his angel pussy yet?
>>268330647I care about futa vaginas because they're sorely underappreciated and I want to cum inside them and get them pregnant. However, I also care about futa cocks because I want to give them pleasure and ingest their semen, ideally while also cumming inside them myself.
>>268314200I expected him to become a Chad thundercock with the help of his friends, instead he became a submissive fag
>>268314200You think monstercocks can't be cute?
>>268336806He's a submissive fag who just happens to possess a monster cock, and that's a good thing
>>268331418>>268330075>>268328386>>268333317>>268333853best girl
>>268326778>>268339495Piltia is best girl
>>268338621No it isn't
>>268339692Right you are, Ken.
>>268330647Frankly I don't care for the traditional futanari package, it rarely looks good or natural and sometimes even looks painful. I'm glad the no-balls futa has mostly been discredited in recent years since that was easily the worst one.In most cases I would probably prefer to just have a dickgirl/newhalf, if I want a dick to be involved then the focus should be on the dick and the vagina is just a complication
>>268342027Yeah, this. There are a lot of futas where the taint or the seam in the balls has been converted into a vagina but without any like prominent mons or other padding and that just seems immensely unsanitary and painful and kind of silly. The no-balls variety just have a clitdick which looks incredibly silly.Nobody wants futa's genitals to resemble frankenstein IRL post-op troon genitals or CWC's self-drilled taint hole.IMO one of the few artists that gets it right is like Uno Makoto, but even he isn't exactly great 100% of the time.
>>268339812Yes it is, big dicked boys are just sextoys
>>268314200>Stunk says he wants to bring Crim along because their reviews get significantly more reads when he pens one>all the people in the city want to read about the cute femboy angel being snu snu'd by monster girls
>>268330765Angels canonically both genderless and hermaphrodite when you read all the biblical lore.
>>268324126Full erection mode.
>>268345113Crim's reviews are more sensual in a way the others aren't
>they dont want to sexually dominate an angel with a bigger cock that their own.Absolute cowards and weaklings.
>>268345113Didn't he say they get more female readers when Crim comes along?
>>268347852All the female patrons at the tavern are crushing on Crim and read the reviews just for him
Will we ever get another season?
I started reading this because amhara did a couple of famous RGR manga. Does the anime do it justice?>>268324126holy shit same
>>268326778have you read that one doujin from aidafoo?
I want him to have a massive cock that I could grip with both hands and use it as a handle while I fuck him senselessly in his pussy.
>>268350085The anime is a rare instance of it being even raunchier than the material it adapts.So much so that it is speculated the manga became more raunchy after the anime aired in response to that.
>>268345234They're genderless in the same way a cup of coffee is genderless.They're not hermaphrodites, like it's silly to call a cup of coffee one.They're so far removed from biological life that discussing their gender makes about as much sense as discussing the taste of music of a car door.
>>268342027>>268342279Both of you are faggots. Futas are great whether they have the full package or just the pp.
>>268353092I bet car doors have shit taste in music
>>268331463This, and in rest it's also pathetically small which emphasizes the contrast.
>>268314200Needs a futabu crossover.
>>268324079Nonsense. The wheels are just one class of angel, and one of the higher ranking ones too. The lowest classes, and gels and archangels look humanoid
>>268342027Futa shouldn't have balls. The dick is a grown clit, it makes anatomical sense. Having balls is like a dildo with balls was superglued on top of the clit and came to life. What next? Futa with dick and balls and clit and prostate and ovaries?
>>268356719it's fine that you like clitdicks, but you're in the minority there, stop trying to force your preferences as law
Futa should have balls so large they can be used as a pillow wjilst her cock covers a large portion of your face.
>>268317636>Anon, “he” has historically been used in English for about any entity that lacks a gender including actual Abrahamic angels.For fuck's sake, at least read Bible a little instead of watching retards on YT. If you read it, you'd know what I'm talking about. Let me just say that angels were mostly humanoid. Ophanim entity wasn't even "just one of angels".
>>268353231>Both of you are faggots. Futas are great whether they have the full package or just the pp.I never checked, but a while back a Fujo said that yaoi artists catering to women usually only draw dicks but not the balls. It seems women don't really care for testicles.
>>268327255Which issue was that taken from?
>>268331937What mythological creature/person is the embodiment of "it's just a prank bro!"
>>268331937For some reason I recall there having been another vintage illustration of that medium depicting a lady in a bathhouse with a member that looked more like an enlarged female analogue. Now I can't find it anywhere and am left wondering if I ever actually saw it at all.
>>268317151>getting a boner from having feet touchediktf
>>268342279>taintPeople who misuse this term need to have their skulls caved in by Mozgus with his big, glorious book.
>>268358492I mean I could say perineum if you want. There are some futas drawn with perineum holes that look like CWC tier holes.
>>268358341It's also the cover of the 3rd/Futabu!!!, but that one's from F*kku's release of Futabu! Mix.
>>268350085Lucky
>>268357179Anon, it's opinion of pretty much every Abrahamic theologician that neither God nor his angels have a gender.Even the Church depictions in humanoid form are clearly all drawn to be androgynous.It's such a weird newfag retcon of the English language.
>>268328475Odd how the raws for this chapter aren't up on any of the usual raw sites despite having come out over three weeks ago.
>>268358849Yeah, then where'd the Nephilim come from, wise guy?
>>268320087He was not born. Angels were created.
>>268353231The balls are an essential component of the dick. If the girl has a dick I want her to have a dick, not a weird meat rod sticking out of her lower belly, or a grotesquely engorged clitoris. There is no appeal in a castrated penis.>>268356719If you can't teach a futa the pleasure of a prostate orgasm or the feeling of having the dick stimulated from the internal base of the groin what's even the point, just fuck a normal woman with a strap-on
Why do you care? Are you GAY?
>>268358849>neither God nor his angels have a genderYou see the problem with this sentence, right?
I think Crim should have M-cup breasts
would you crims feet
>>268361497No but I would his big rumbling pot belly
>>268349583I wouldn't say never, but it doesn't look like it will be anytime soon.
People seem to love debating this with other characters, so is Crim a loli?
Ngl reverse gender Stank or whatever his name (the human) is hot
>>268363980Not even remotely.
>>268363980nah, crim's proportions don't fit even if you use zankuro loli or cup loli proportions
>>268363980He's obviously very petite and feminine, but he wouldn't be able to pass for a boy if he was REALLY built like a little girlI'm a body-type purist but in a case like this it should also be considered that he is a "he" and the story absolutely refuses to let him get treated like a girl (get fucked by a man). As far as the story is concerned he 100% is a guy with boobs and a pussy, not a girl with a dick.
>>268359431Theoretically you could give a futa a prostate orgasm just by fucking her pussy
>>268314488Not a faggot, so I don't care.
