>Naruto finally comes home >Hinata is on a mission (at home), she's been trying for weeks>Another day, another attempt>She at last decides to be straight forward and pushes him onto the bed>It's happening-ttebayo>They're in the middle of "it">Out of nowhere she starts thinking of that Uchigger son of a bitch like 4th Shinobi War Flashbacks>”SASUKEEEEEEEE” she thinks>She gets angry>But also Angry = More Horny>She milks Naruto almost to death>Kurama has to lend him some chakra just to keep him alive>That’s how their only child, Himawari, is bornAll because she had an intrusive thought about Uchiggers.
>>268840858Based Hatenata
>>268840858>>268841559shit meme is shit
>>268841993Seethe bort
>>268842001Abortion is illegal in the Land of Fire.
>>268842120Then why are you complaining if you're not a bort undercover?
>>268842001Not a bort. I just think your meme sucks.
>>268840729Wasn't it based on "Naruto" the whirl in ocean?
>>268842655no
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>>268842818
>>268843077Canon pic btwdeleted manga chapter
stop slanderingjazznata is not like that
>>268842785It is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_whirlpools
>>268843181no it's not
>>268840858kek
>>268843181>Naruto, Tokushima
>>268840858I'm genuinely fascinated by what Hinata's canonical opinion was when the Konoha 11 decided they had to kill Sasuke. She would have wanted what was best for Naruto, but I have no idea what that would be in this case.On one hand, I'm sure she'd want to protect Naruto, and him dying fighting Sasuke was a real possibility, on the other hand, she'd know Naruto well enough to know Sasuke dying would affect him tremendously for life, and even if she was acting purely selfishly, she'd still know her being involved would make him never forgive her. So what would she pick?
Who's this shadowy figure tenten is fighting?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdI18_waJXY
>>268843398Poison him and let him die of "natural causes"
>>268843458Forgot pic
>master are childhood friend turned lovers>their students follow the same pathkino
>>268843550Indeed
>>268843420https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBVd-J9J8rADAMN
>>268840858Spoilers today !?!?
>>268843671Naruto ended in 2014 bro
>>268843398She'll kill him. He's a threat to konoha and for naruto he'll be fine with time.
>>268843398Kill Sasuke ofc, he's just traitor scum.Additionally she would take his eyes before he dies.
What's her next move?
>>268843398Kishimoto didn't show her opinion on the subject because her blindly wanting Sasuke redeemed because Naruto wants it would look silly because she barely even knows Sasuke, but having her disagree would show she doesn't understand Naruto's wavelength.
>>268842818truest words ever spoken
>>268843748making sakura set up home next to her so sasuke doesn't come to visit naruto
>>268843550>LoversJiraiyabros...
>>268843850Hinata and maybe Ino and Temari are saints in this shitshow of a manga.
>>268844412Well if he survived he'd be married to tsunade for sureBut tsunade is a death magnet
>>268836228play stupid games win stupid prizes. dosu wanted to kill the sand jinchuriki just so he could fight sauce. at a time when the sound and sand were teaming up.he deserved to die for somehow acting more retarded than gaara did in schizo mode.
>>268843727Hinata....
>>268843398Sometimes a person can hold an opinion of "idk". Or even "idc".
>>268844436Tsunade would never move on from Dan, this is final.
>>268845241Wrong
>>268840858This reeks of fanfiction. She quite literally only cares about Raikage and the story makes it clear as day. But sure, Raikage-sama will save your thread from being dead Hinata-chan
>>268846328>Headcanon
>>268843850>>268844581I think you're both right. Hinata wouldn't want to kill anyone, but would also not know Sasuke enough she'd speak up in his defense. Abstaining is the most obvious answer.
>>268843671Wait for it.
>>268843398Naruto weirdly didn't interact with Hinata at all right after the confession. He doesn't seem to have any thoughts on Hinata at all until Neji's death, then they are holding hands. I don't know what Kishimoro was thinking.
>>268848318Kishimoto wasn't good at romance and also didn't want to address it because he didn't want Naruto and Hinata in a relationship until they were 18.
>>268842818Naruto is a gateway anime of the best kind. It's a good series, a cohesive vision of story and characterization that is very well done by all aspects, and which attempts to capitalize on its strengths by adding in parallels and visual storytelling. The normal anon can enjoy its themes which appeal to most for being universal. It isn't perfect but its good moments outweigh its flaws.Not only that but this series serves as a breeding ground for passionate fans of all kinds - artists, analysts, cosplayers, kids and adults alike who engage in fun discussions both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all looking so damn cool, the jutsus, the unique snd memorable character designs, the whole ninja system and world building. Evetything about Naruto brings fans together, while the deep backstories, emphasis on the cycle of hatred, and overall relatability of the series make it fit right in with almost anyone and their sense of trying to find their place in the world. Exactly the kind of themes that invite people to share their experiences and have fun with the series.Naruto is basically THE anime series that most people got into as kids and it shows by being so beloved here.Keep sharing your love for Naruto, Anons!
That was my favorite part of his revival.>Obito explains how fucked up the Uchiha were>Danzo talks about how fucked the Uchiha were>Itachi himself says how fucked up the clan was>Sasuke: Was my clan really that fucked up?>Tobirama: Yeah, bitch. I ostracized them on purpose because they fucked up.
>>268848524based
did jiraiya have the most well handled death in naruto? >dies a hero>passes on knowledge to help beat nagato>impact of death is felt throughout the series>tsunade's and naruto's reaction feel realistic>the popsicle scene>he actually stays dead
>>268848808sauce eventually broke the fate placed on him since birth with naruto's help and became a good uchiha, fitting in with that theme. you can choose your own path rather than give into the expectations of others
>>268849768It's crazy to think that Shisui has only one canon panel to exist in the manga. I would like a manga on him or Kagami and the problems they would face in their clan.
>>268843550>friend turned lovers >their students follow the same path anon....
>>268850002there is interest for more content with shisui.he came close to getting top place in the narutop poll which would've allowed that to happen. it could happen someday
>>268850206I only fear that it will be riddled with Kishiretcons or some retarded shit.
doesn't kakashi trying to avoid spoilers for jiraiya's book imply he reads porn for the story?
>>268850873He does read it for the story.
>>268851093we need to know the story to these books then. we need kishi to make an official manga on them
>>268851209Kishimoto is too conservative to write porn
>>268851259but i need to know what makes the porn books so good that kakashi reads them for the story!
>>268851567Maybe ask Kishimoto about it lol
>>268851790i'm going to ask him in my letter
>>268852057Based. Ask him to restore Hinata's tits too.
>>268852414sorry but i don't plan on bringing up anything related to burrito in my letter.and iirc that's the only place her chest is nerfed, correct?
>>268852414>>268852650Instead ask him about her exact bra size.
HINATA SISTERS!???WE'RE JUST SLOPPY SECONDS!???
>>268853059Sakura was the best answer out of the multiple choice this time around, but wasn't the correct answer.
>>268853059>SLOPPY SECONDSWell Sakura never let Naruto make physical contact with her, so I guess not.
>>268853059You Idiot.Naruto always loved Hinata he just doesn't realize until the end.
>>268853909Cmon that's a huge cope. I don't dislike The Last but it's obvious that was written for the movie specifically.
>>268854024Nope, it was always canon.
>>268853059No, because 1 Sakura never liked him that way, and 2 Naruto and Hinata were always going to get together. He planned that pairing but not the road that led to it.
>>268846328>Nardo self-inserter delusions
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, "It might have been."
these threads really should be banned holy shit it's just shipping and waifu autism ffs kill yourselves
>>268855053Seethe harder, "manime" faggot.
>>268855084kill yourself, moetroon
>>268855053Kill yourself manimefag
>>268855109go back, moetranny.
>>268855126Now say it without crying.
>>268855053guess i have an excuse to post this image again
fucking gay conference is being held in fucking France. Why hold such an important interview with Kishimoto in niggerland? fuck off.
>>268855053Manime fag is still here lmao
>>268855243>>268855136>>268855109>>268855084Hello, schizo.
>>268855272Kill yourself manime retard.
>>268855169He's not in America tho.
>>268855308America is like 15% Negro. France is like 70%. It's a waste of time having Kishimoto go to that shithole, it's not like they understand manga anyways. Just come to America or Canada.
>>268855272weeb website. leave normalfaggot
>>268855335>America is like 15% Negro. France is like 70Your math needs a bit of work Canuck.
>>268855335>or CanadaYou're the Chinese-Canadian. Kek.
>>268855421I'm not Chinese
>>268840858Why do anons hate Boruto?
>>268855449Better question for you, piece of shit. Why do retarded zoomer faggots not mind b*ruto?
>>268855449Because it's bad, and Shueisha keeps forcing it down everyones throats. Simple as that.
>>268855449>ugly design >lame show >burrito makes everyone around him weaker so he can do something>10 years of holding naruto ip hostage
>>268855169>fucking gay conference>an important interviewpick one
>>268855604the interview is important no tthe conference
>>268855633it's a podcast.
if you could rewrite Naruto to pair the dude with any girl of your choice which would you pair him with?
>>268856006Hinata. There's no other way. NaruHina is canon even in headcanon.
>>268856006Hinata or maybe the movies, girls, idk.
>>268856006>girlKiba instead
>>268856006sasuke like it should have been
>>268856352You'd have to re-write the story since Kishimoto wouldn't write girl Sasuke the same. Girl Sasuke would end up like Sakura or Hinata.
>>268856412the posts doesn't say is kishimoto doing the rewriting, but the user so sasuke stays the same except a girl and now you have the best romance a shonen has ever seen
>>268856006Ino.
>>268856469this
>>268856006>girlNo, Sasuke and Naruto are really good together desu...very cute and they're pretty gay anyways *nosebleeds* Sasunaru is still the best even till now anon-chan! ( 〃▽〃) Sasuke and naruto, seme and uke, this is how it should be. Then it would make sense why Naruto is so obsessed desu~
>>268856469I can't do my hero Sai like that.
>>268845241She literally says that she'll give him a shot if/when he returns from his mission in Amegakure, which signs him to death given how Tsunade's love life has gone.
>>268856446>girlNaruto already has a girl form you retard...and it's laughable you think sasuke girl would be anything good but shit. Naruto self inserters always want that desu. Why make Sasuke fucking awful you braindead baka?? More like the most shitty romance. I rather take narusaku then your garbage. Don't speak again on Naruto-Chan if you know what's good for you...
>>268849670His final internal monologue amounting to "my life has been one screw up after another, but I'll die having done one thing right. I'm entrusting my efforts and legacy to the next generation and my prized pupil. I'm still a failure, but it wasn't all pointless," and I think it's one of the best-handled moments in the series.
>>268856006sauce or gaara.and let's be real, naruto has way more chemistry with most male characters than any female character.fight me.
thinking more about a recent conversation i had, it's odd how gaara's "excitement" over blood is completely dropped after the chuunin exams
>>268856006Hinata. It doesn't matter how much an irrelevant minority of people seethe about them, Kishimoto was a 100% correct in pairing them. His one mistake was not having them interact more often. The only other woman who understood and supported Naruto on the level Hinata did was Tsunade, but people aren't ready for that conversation.
Pls, dont' post Raikage
Sakura would never fuck Raikage, she loves Sauce more than anything else
>>268857347Gay shit won't fly in weekly Jump. Especailly not for one of the big stuff
>>268857750She belongs to Morio, actually.
>>268857750>she loves Sauce more than anything elseWhich can't be said the other way around. Shouldn't have tried to rape him with drugs, pink. Now he belongs to Hanabi.
Wait, kurama was reborn inside Himawari? Or was I fooled by fan shit?
I don't know desu.
>>268857784Hanabi and Sakura have had the same amount of sex with Sasuke in the last 10 or so years, which is to say none whatsoever.
>>268857840
Why neji not see Naruto dig hole special eyes
>>268857840>which is to say none whatsoeverWrong.
>>268857878He turned off his Byakugan. He basically got cocky and was tricked by Naruto.>>268857884Lol
>>268857884>Ripped shirt>Izanagi eyew-what did she do to him....
>>268857825It appears to be the case. The specifics of why he was reborn inside her specifically where left ambiguous, with Kurama himself suggesting multiple possibilities (i.e. Himawari's powerful mixture of Uzumaki and Hyuuga blood, being Naruto's daughter in particular, fate etc), to the point that it sounded like an in-story handwaving.
>>268857884>wrong because of shitty fanartHanabi doesn't even know Sasuke, anon. She doesn't care about him one bit either. She just wants to drink booze and dote on her nephew and niece while fawning about her Neesan.
>>268858039>shitty fanartHow fucking dare you, filthy bort retard
>Tailed Beasts can permantly die>Kurama says normally he'd be fine but this time it's different>He dies>He comes back despite he and the manga making it clear he was dead because of his chakra/essence being burned awayThat manga can't even follow the rules it made up. What was the point.
>>268858084You're talking about fanfiction. Why are you talking about fanfiction?
>>268858039>Hanabi doesn't even know Sasuke, anonThe schizo lore shows otherwise THOUGH
>>268858039>Actually watches bort and acknowledges the character of bortFuck off. /nart/ lore is eternal.
>>268858095Kek you're right my bad
>>268857751they sure don't mind gay baiting
>>268858084That was Kodachi era. Plans changed. Kurama's death was retconned. He's back now. Don't ask questions.
Neji was reborn inside boruto
>>268858198Not even Part 1 Neji was such an unlikable worthless piece of shit like that.
>>268858205holy kek rolmfao
>>268843124Yep... It explained too much too soon and Fujimoto decided to remove it from the compilations.
>>268858205Neji was a cunt in before Naruto kicked his shit in
>>268858235I know what I said. bort is just an irredeemable """""character""""".
>>268858235in Part 1*
>>268850166Peak fanfiction
>>268858056I don't really care about Bort and in fact adult Hanabi's design is one of the few good things about it, but as long as it exists and it remains canon to the Naruto anime at least, how characters are portrayed there matter, and Hanabi doesn't even know Sasukek exists.
>>268843550This nigga hasn't slept, eaten or showered in 5 days
>>268858299>canon to the Naruto anime
>>268858299>canon to the Naruto anime at leastLmao kill yourself aBortion.
>>268843398>she'd know Naruto well enoughyea by this point they've had like 3 conversations so she probably already knows the color of his butthole
>>268858299>but as long as it exists and it remains canon to the Naruto animeDid you mean the manga
>>268858299>>>>canon to the Naruto animeOf course a bortnigger would be against SasuHana.
Do you think Hinata ever used her Byakugan to just spend an hour looking at everyone's dicks
>>268858349No, she's not interested. She's Narutosexual.
>>268858163>taking shit out of contextHe was specifically talking about his chakra transformation affinity (wind enhances fire in Kishimoto's retarded system). By that logic, Hinata has the exact same affinities as Sasuke.
>>268858364Ok what about hanabi
>>268858383Sasukesexual.
>>268858300Imagine…
>>268858375There's two people that don't belong in that picture. One starts with b and ends with ort. The other I don't even know the name of, nor do I care for it.
>>268858308It is, like it or not. The manga is far more contestable. >>268858320Nah, kill yourself faggot. Acknowledging the status of a corporate product is completely different from liking it.
>>268858375are you going to pretend naruto saying "I'm a perfect match for sauce" doesn't sound gay af?
>>268858422>Acknowledging the status of a *shits himself and screams autistically*Fuck off aBortion.
>>268858413You don't recognize Naruto?
>>268858422>The manga is far more contestable.The manga is canon. Not the anime.
>>268858424forgot pic >>268858375
>>268858440>The manga is canonNo it isn't you stupid faggot.
>>268858441Naruto fell forward so he didn't have control but what was Sasukes excuse for not turning away and letting Naruto kiss him
>>268858448Lol what are you smoking retard. The anime has never been canon.
>>268858458>The anime has never been canonNeither has the bort manga, ever.
>>268858329And yet, Hinata is the female characters that canonically understands Naruto the most. And she could in fact know the color of his butthole if she wanted to, considering her KKGK, but she's to pure for that. So in short, you're wrong about everything.
>>268857347has naruto ever looked at a girl the way he's looking at gaara in that picture?
>>268855449We love Boruto and Raikage
>>268858422>the status of a corporate productEveryone knows that the Naruto anime isn't canon and that the manga is the only canon. Anime is just the manga plus extra shit.
Gaara should just force sand up people's noses and grind their brains to pulpWould be easy wins
>>268858475>tfw you go through naruto fanfic authors you used to read and find nothing new from them or even in their favoritesthis decade has been completely fucking empty of anything good
>>268858498...You know the nose doesn't directly connect to the brain, right?
>>268858511Who said it has to, tard
>>268858498yeah, he could easily blind people too by getting sand in their eyes
>>268858500Well, we don't get anything new that people can build off. Well except for Boruto, but everyone ignores that.
>>268858520>>268858498This is a kids series & magazine. NO excessive violence is allowed!
>>268858511he could force his sand up a different hole then
>muh super special nigger fire that doesn't stop burning until it destroys its target>everyone just outruns it or even absorbs itkek, sasucuck is a total loser
>>268858536
>>268858568T-that wasn't during a battle. Doesn't count!
>>268858568SPOILER THAT SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>268858424>afGet back to twatter, nignog. And no, at least if you aren't a retarded speedreader that completely ignores the context. Kishimoto has had both say and do stuff seemingly far gayer (almost entirely without meaning to) and this is what you bring as evidence? >>268858441See what I mean? In this case both were horrorized by the accident and Naruto later explicitly almost barfs just thinking about it, but it at least looks gay without cutting important dialogue first.
Sasuke was traumatized by Naruto and he's afraid of kisses now, that's why he used to tell Sakura he was traveling all the time but still visited the Hokage office weekly without even setting a foot in his house.Don't worry, Hanabi will cure him.
>>268858440>The manga is canon.Let's say it is. It's still almost a completely separate story from the Bort anime, whereas the Bort anime is completely in continuity with the old Naruto anime. That's the difference between the two I'm getting at. Obviously, im discussions where there's contradictions that arise from comparing the manga and the anime, the manga takes precedence because Kishimoto allegedly works on it or at least supervises Ikemoto more closely.
>>268858595>Kishimoto has had both say and do stuff seemingly far gayer (almost entirely without meaning to) and this is what you bring as evidence?so you agree there is naruto x sauce gay baiting?
>>268843398>would make him never forgive herI doubt Naruto is that kind of guy.
>>268858633>It's still almost a completely separate story from the Bort anime,That's because the Boruto anime made shit up to cope with the weekly nature of the anime. If it was seasonal, none or most of the non manga content wouldn't exist. In Naruto most of the anime lines up with manga since the anime didn't need to wait for content.
>>268858566D-don't laugh. It ALMOST burned Karin's cloak that one time.
>>268858682Meanwhile everyone loves Bee. The difference between nigger and nigga.
remember when gaara's sand tanked the raikage's lightning kick?
>>268858633>whereas the Bort anime is completely in continuity with the old Naruto anime.That's because of Pierrot not wanting to stop the weekly format but since the manga was monthly they were forced to make loads of filler. None of this matters too since Boruto isn't canon at all
>>268858690>>268858723you forgot to take jump out of the name field. just letting you know for future reference
>>268858737I didn't forget anon.
>>268858643No. First because neither character is gay in canon, and second because Kishimoto was not trying to bait your faggot/woman ass into thinking otherwise. He's just genuinely clueless.
>>268858746
>>268858723Whose idea was it to make a weekly anime for a monthly manga?
>>268858682He was in the same rank as Kurenai.
>>268858773Pierrot, TV Tokyo or both. They got greedy since Naruto made them loads.
>>268858757>Kishimoto was not trying to bait your faggot/woman ass into thinking otherwise. He's just genuinely clueless.clueless about what, anon?
I think Tsunade is hot
>>268858798Jiraiya.......
>>268858798Shizune...
>>268858798Tenten...
>>268858798bee...
>>268858690The timeline you're showing me just strenghtens my point. There's drastic differences between the Bort anime and manga that aren't just the result of needing filler (like Boruto's jogan, Urashiki's entire character, Sarada's rank status, Sumire's summon etc etc) and are likely caused by conflicting ideas between Kishimoto and the anime's writing staff, whereas said contradictions obviously don't exist between the original Naruto anime and the Bort anime.
>>268858798Naruto...
>>268858682Raikage
268858789About a retard with nothing but cock ob the brain like you mistaking what he has repeatedly stated he intended as filial love between Naruto's & Sasuke for eros.
>>268859015Is a nignog and nobody cares about him. Case closed.
>>268859041i'm not the only one who calls naruto and sauce's relationship gay, anon.and you said they did even gayer stuff than the things i was posting as evidence so you clearly see it too
>>268859064Ignore him, he's the spamming abortion AKA 1schizofag
>>268858987>between Kishimoto and the anime's writing staff,Kodachi was the link between the anime and manga. When he left, communication died out. Ikemoto even said he doesn't pay attention to the manga. Kawaki is the 2nd most important character in Boruto, and he's completely different in both versions. Bort is hard to follow because bortfags can't agree about what takes precedence. And this only happened because Pierrot did their own thing and then tried to line it up with the manga until diveating again.
>>268859064>>268859076...Raikage?
>>268859041you think kishimoto ever said and did the same things nart and sauce did with his friends?
>>268858987More like nobody likes Ikemoto's version of Boruto and basically veer off in their own direction when being in charge of telling a story for it.
>>268859094How can Pierrot line up with the manga when barely any content comes out every month and Ikemoto ignores whatever the anime does?
>We've gone almost a full year with at least one active thread up every single day and avoiding absolutely any and all bort discussionSo proud of you /nart/, we're very much ALIVE.
>>268859150>Raikage mentioned in almost every threadYEP WE'RE BACK AND ALIVE BABY
268859075>i'm not the only one who calls naruto and sauce's relationship gay, anon.I don't give a fuck. It doesn't matter if it's one or a million, they're still wrong. Each and every single one of you faggots. >and you said they did even gayer stuff than the things i was posting as evidence so you clearly see it tooNo you illiterate fuckwit, I said "seemingly" because there were scenes between them in the manga that friendless sets of holes like you could willingly misinterpret, not because it was deliberately trying to paint either of those characters as homosexual.
>>268859157Kill yourself 1schizofag.
>>268859150>Threads either die or take days to reach bump limit.>Boruto is mentioned every thread either out of spite or complaining about how terrible it is.You're probably new going on second hand information, so it's okay.
>>268859149Line up just means adapting the manga the best they can. But they also sometimes mix in filler into it.
>>268859166Raikage
>>268859175It wouldn't be mentioned if we didn't get raided by those bortfags.
>>268859161what other seemingly gay things did they do than? also, lmao at your raging
>>268859175>Threads either dieNever happened, nigger.
>>268859157Spam is against the rules faggot. Fuck off you disgusting fetishizing mutt.
>>268859102I don't know and it doesn't matter. Kishimoto says he based the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke (which by the way is garbage and it's written like garbage, I don't know what kind of mentally ill person would ever want to make it even worse by being romantic) in his relationship with his own brother. Many of the over the top crap it's littered with like the murder attempts are obviously all fictional and probably were added to increase dramatic stakes. By his own admission, he even stated once that to many people Naruto & Sasuke act like demented people.
>>268859220Yeah, whatever you say.
>>268859281aBortion.
268859205Nothing. It's all in your schizo brain.
>>268859288Not your boogeyman, retard.
>>268859224I post less than you and Raikage will forever be on topic as long as Naruto exists
>>268859300Sure thing bort.
>>268859175>>Boruto is mentioned every thread either out of spite or complaining about how terrible it is. Why didn't you mention the fact that they come here to shit up the place.
>>268859364meant for >>268859309
What is he doing these days?
>>268859415>ywn have thisWhy did he have to draw it bros....
>>268859415why is naruto holding Raikage's woman?
>>268859415Isn't he still at Pierrot. Based animator making shipcucks, seethe.
>>268859430>Saying the R wordUHMMMMMMMM
>>268859415>I will never that thisLads....
>>268859465>I will never that thisAnon was so lonely he had a stroke as he posted...
>>268859473kek whoops
You'd think there'd be some ninja with like a long range sniper-like jutsu. That would very useful.
>>268859440>Isn't he still at Pierrot.I don't know. He hadn't done much for Bort even before the anime was canned, and I remember reading somewhere itts that he went independient. >Based animator making shipcucks, seethe.That he was. Great taste and one hell of an action animator.
>>268859517>Be Hyuga>Can see everything in a 6 gorillion meter radius>Only offensive Jutsu is close rangeBravo Kishimoto
>>268859517Guns are for cowards. t. Kishimoto.
>>268859571He's right. Just use a sword.
>>268859552>filled her up with 12 kidsNaruto will save Japan's birthrate.
>>268859517Could have used fire style or something.
You can convince me that milf Hinata would be much use as a combatant.
>>268859517probably only useful as a diversionary tactic long range would be nice but then you need information about what your allies are doing close up
>>268860353Hinata is by far the strongest female of the original cast.
>>268860444temari? tsunade?
>>268860485both irrelevant.
>>268860488and hinata is relevant?
>>268860502she's relevant in my heart
>>268860502Magnitudes more.
>>268860353Depends. If she kept the Hamura chakra dhe would be the strongest Kunoichi itw bar none. As it stands, Kishi forgot about that and she'd still be great asset as reckon but that's about it. The thing is though, every enemy right now is so busted in theory that every single jounin and chunin in the village might as well be genin for all the difference they'd make.
>>268860553*then she would be
>>268860520Naruto pls, go back to the irrelevance dimension.
>>268858413There are three characters from boruto in that picture, wich one belong according to you?
>>268856006No one. I'd kill that blonde retard. I'd kill him nice and slow as he bleeds to death along with his emo boyfriend. This way, this trash ass manga might finally have some merit instead of being a play-safe basic bitch manga.
>>268860962Sakura....
>>268860962sauce...
>>268860676why is Hinata's ass so...FATis this the work of a jutsu!???? a secret of the Hyūga clan!?
>>268861421She's been working out.
>>268858475understanding is not knowing but I get it, she just does OK?! kek
Could that asspull sword that Itachi had seal a tailed beast? Would it have one shotted Madara? Kaguya?
>>268856006Tsunade, Just to see the glorious fandom meltdown from pairing the mc with an hold hag 50 years older
>>268856802Your hero... Sai?
>>268862608das rite
>>268860676imagine the smell...
>>268863013What has he done to earn that for you?!
>>268861822Madara was literally scared to face him while he was killing the uchiha clan
>>268859517>He doesn't know
>>268843420Her own shadow
>>268856469Kenchi...
>>268857840Based and canon.
>>268859014>[Headcanon]
>>268843077Take this! Ramengan!
>>268858056That design is from Bort...
>>268864886BING BING WAHOO by Kishimoto.
Why didn't Kiba impregnate Tamaki?
>>268866314He's impotent
>>268865887what
>>268868265Mario
V Jump Demographics 2023 (vs. 2018)Primary school (1st - 3rd grade): 6.2% (vs. 20%)Primary school (4th - 6th grade): 13.2% (vs. 25%)Junior high school: 8.9% (vs. 24%)High school: 7.7% (vs. 12%)Vocational school: 0.7%College/University: 3.8% (vs. 4%)Adults: 59.5% (vs. 15%)Borutofags are narutards?
>>268866314He's retarded and appeals to homosexuals for some fucking reason. Also she deserves better than to hang out with the dog clan. Dogs are shit, cats are THE shit.
>>268865357Kill yourself 1schizofag.
>>268857581he was still a psychopath until the end of kohona crush how was it even dropped
>>268870084Dogs get huge, meanwhile cats
>>268869979Guess they failed in getting young audience huh?
>>268870140Who wants a loud, retarded, giant drooling retard at home
>>268870204>retarded retardI know what I said. Dogs are fucking stupid.
>>268870184The only ones getting young audience are the zoomer nu shonen manga. Naruto and dragon ball to some extent as well.
>>268870204>Who wants a giant, overprotective, and loyal animal that can also help you hunt in your ninja missions.?
>>268870684I sure as hell don't. >loyal To anyone who will give it food, sure.
>>268870084Fuck you, you catnigger. Dogs>>>>Cats. Dogs are smarter, stronger, friendlier, can get jobs done and are overall less pest spreaders. Kiba just happens to be a fucking faggot.
>>268870128I'm not that guy. Now you're the 1schizofag.
>>268870769Dogs can be trained to reject food from strangers and even to identify poison by smell. Cats are too stupid for that.
>>268870955>Dogs are smarterlmao they all have brain damage>friendlierLMAO they always bark at me like I'm some sort of threat to national securityCats are the thinking man's pet.
It was just a kiss.It was just a smirk.It was just an obsession.It was just a panic attack.It was just a complete dedication to bringing him back to the village.It was just Sasuke beating Naruto unconscious and leaning extremely closely over his face in the rain and staring at him deeply.It was just Naruto marrying a dark haired, non-talkative person with special eyes.It was just Sasuke marrying a confident, loud, member of his team who was obsessed with him.
>>268871126>literally posts a schizo afraid of his own shadow who never had sexManliest cat owner. This is off topic so I'm just gonna leave this here https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/dog-cat-brains-neurons-intelligence-study-spd#:~:text=Dogs%2C%20it%20turns%20out%2C%20have,be%20about%20twice%20as%20intelligent. >they bark at meHave you considered you smell like shit, drugs and piss? Take a shower you hippie.
>>268871370>It was just Sasuke beating Naruto unconscious and leaning extremely closely over his face in the rain and staring at him deeply.Is this supposed to be romantic?
>>268871381>schizo afraid of his own shadow who never had sexSounds like the most based man in history to me
>>268871572No. The resident fujoshit is just mentally ill. (S)he also did just call Sakura ""confident"" so imagine the kind of illiterate retard we're dealing with here.
>>268871126>Jobbercraft
>>268871933>AHHH, SAVE ME MISTER RAIKAGEMAN, I'M GOING INSANE
Who suffered the most? Kakashi or tsunade?
>>268873707Both get to do whatever they want with Shizune's body
>>268873707They were both heavily traumatized to the point neither fully became functional adults, but I think Kakashi getting to travel the world with his best pal seems like a better retirement than poor Tsunade giving off massive cat granny vibes, especially since Kakashi was never that much of a people's person while Tsunade was very family oriented but she never got one of her own. That's why her not spending ant time at all with Naruto and his family even in Bort's filler seems so bizarre to me.
>>268874037>That's why her not spending ant time at all with Naruto and his family even in Bort's filler seems so bizarre to meIt's made specifically to destroy everything you previously knew and loved.
How likely is it that married ninja use henge cosplay during sex? I'd wager 120%.
>>268874771yes
>>268844413>Hinata and maybe Ino and Temari are saints in this shitshow of a manga.>TemariShe abuses her child and spouse like a total cunt, and she almost crippled Ten Ten.
>>268873707Who jobbed the most?
>>268875011Kakashi.>>268875010Tenten was asking for it.
>>268875011By total? Kakashi. By track record? I think Tsunade's is slightly worse.
>>268875010Reminder that Temari was smiling and waving at a guy who was then instantly crushed by Gaara's sand.
>>268874771Imagine the smell
>>268875136And she was very beautiful while doing it.
>>268875049>Tenten was asking for it.She didn't say a single word to Temari before the match. The sand cunt just decided to bully poor 10/10 for the sake of it. Too much sand in her vagina I guess. Also, I love how the anime made up their entire fight but still had Temari came out unscathed, not even dust unscathed while the manga at least implied Ten Ten scraped her a couple of times.
>>268873707>Tsunade >sufferingNaruto makes sure to keep her happy now, just like he does with Hinata. https://files.catbox.moe/hnmgdz.jpg
>>268875460She looked at her funny, backbreaking was needed.
>>268875162Hinata smells like cinnamon and sunshine (with a tinge of fish cake)
>>268876374The smell of cinnamon unironically gives me headaches....
>>268876425Then it's like a pesticide for Uchiha rats? Good.
>>268876556
>>268874037>That's why her not spending ant time at all with Naruto and his family even in Bort's filler seems so bizarre to me.tsunade and kakashi don't exist in boruto
>>268876556Why do you have to bully him so hard Hinata
>>268858500https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14371723/1/Naruto-Mugenden
>>268876865>prefaceand trash
>>268876676They do in the anime.
>>268876705It's not enough. Next, she should convince Hanabi to wear cinnamon scented perfume too.
>>268876995>Next, she should convince Hanabi to wear cinnamon scented perfume tooBut she already knew about it so she avoids it like the plague
>>268858500Most of the old fanfic authors either moved on or literally died.
>>268858521Boruto fanfiction is such a waste land. It's just some BoruSara shipping or some legacy character shipping and that's it, even though Boruto could benefit from some well-written fanfiction more than Naruto, but I guess you really need interest and passion to do that which Boruto doesn't inspire.
>>268877046>literally died.for real? fr fr?
>>268877099/bort/ died precisely because TBV killed any hope people had for the story.We couldn't schizo post anymore.
>>268877527Still funny how /bort/ was still active when there was no manga content for FOUR months.
>>268847053>>268854676>Faggots
>>268877099It doesn't help that Boruto itself ignores loads of stuff from Naruto. It's a small world that isn't even good either.
>>268878065Wouldn't it be piss easy just put Naruto stuff in Boruto if you wrote about it?
>>268878123Idk. That's pretty much what Pierrot did with the anime.
>>268878285To me, they didn't do it enough, but it was better than Ikemoto's zero attempt.
>>268878320Kodachi and Ikemoto are weird. Boruto felt so disconnected.
>>268856006Incoming headcanon but:Anko, provided she was given some more screentime and wasn't raped by Kabuto. Having someone that could relate being used by Orochimaru and help him out in the final mission would have been nice. I just like anko overall and felt she was utterly wasted.
He got a new figure. It will cost 10,000 Ryo
>>268878674Anko's design was great too
>>268856006Hinata. They're made for each other.>>268859465How does this make you feel?
I've been fapping to these characters for 15+ years and i don't intend to stop any time soon. How the FUCK did Kishimoto manage to create such sexy women?
>>268879113awww
>>268856006The only ship changes I would make are Sasuke-Karin and Rock Lee-Sakura
>>268879790Your terms are acceptable
>>268879790>Sasuke-KarinRetard. He doesn't deserve that.>Rock Lee-SakuraLee doesn't deserve that either.
>>268878493I feel Kodachi made more of an attempt to connect the two.
>>268879529But wait!>zoom in, enhance>interlinked (interlinked)
>>268879113>How does this make you feel?
>>268880301MUH DIK
>>268879827Sakura would be a good wife to Lee.
>>268879472Excellent taste, my friend.
>>268880366Sakura wouldn't be a good wife, period. To anyone.
>>268880366Not him, but she would need a complete character arc of getting the cunt beaten out of her and getting past her shallowness before she could be with Lee without making it seem like pity or another haphazard ChojixKarui.
>>268880301I love seeing Hinata be a whore for her husband.
>>268880609based
>>268846328Why did she expose her massive cleavage to a shota?
>>268880916Tsunade isn't even a woman and never will be.
>>268880609>No genin Hinata3/4. An attempt was made.
>>268880916Naruto elicited several contradicting feelings inside Tsunade that day, some of them forbidden.
>>268842818I quite enjoyed what I've seen of Naruto. That is to say, I've seen like three episodes of it: the first episode, the one where Rock Lee beats the shit out of Sasuke, the one where Rock Lee goes the distance with Gaara.
>>268870132my bad. i always lump the chuunin exams and konoha crush arcs together. i'll rephrase:it's odd how his "excitement" over blood was completely dropped after the konoha crush arc
>>268880916not even a female so who cares
>>268840858spoilers incoming
>>268881755Nobody cares fuck off aBortion.
>>268881755Konohamaru losing his v-card at long last.
>>268881091Genin Hinata appears two pages later
>>268881755>Ikemoto>drawing breasts0/10, not even trying
>>268881782just for you
>>268882070I don't know who those people are.Kill yourself aBortion.
>>268882090>>268881782seetheSEETHE
>>268882107About?
>>268840858Kill yourself, narutard.
>>268882070Can't beat BoruEida.
>>268881755Hanabibros... we've lost.
i got my stamps i ordered today. so i'll probably send my letter tomorrow
>>268840858live on, naruchad
>>268882216No, we actually won.
>>268882216Non-canon>>268882324Also non-canon
>>268882391>Also non-canonTo filthy outsiders maybe.
>>268882391>Also non-canonThat's actually perfectly canon. Need me to post the lore again?
>>268882462You mean the fanfiction?
>>268882468It has evolved beyond that. But of course a Sakurafag like you wouldn't admit it.
>>268882485I'm not even that anon or a Sakurafag. I just know not to elevate fanfiction beyond what it is: just fanfiction, no matter how much you like it.
>>268882515Good because it's not fanfiction, it's /nart/ canon.
>>268881975sweet jesus
>>268882556>it's not fanfiction, it's fanfictionStart making sense
>>268882596You can seethe all you want. I WILL make /nart/ lore get published one day. Mark my fucking words.
>>268882622It is and always will be fiction written by a fan. You will never change this.
So are you guys expecting anything out of the interview or will it be a nothing burger. Or, worse, a boruto-focused interview.
>>268882669I said I will get /nart/ lore published. Officially. When bort gets cancelled and shoved under the rug. Mark.My fucking.Words.
>>268882556So fanfiction.
>>268882724Learn to draw well and we can refer anyone to it
>>268882724Even if you do, it will still be fanfiction. Bort is fanfiction. Shueisha can't help you here. You are powerless before the truth.
>>268882669Don't argue with this guy. He's unironically terminally in these threads and thinks whatever he posts is more important than Kishimoto. Just let him have this. He's lonely.
>>268882772What's canon
>>268882401>>268882462>>268882556>>268882622>>268882724Shut the fuck up you cringe faggot.
>>268882799Naruto chapters 1-700. Hope this helps.
>>268882698I'm 100% expecting only bort trash. Kishimoto is only there to bring people to the event because they know no one will go if it was Ikemoto alone, but only bort will be discussed, because they're cherrypicking the questions that will be asked. In other words we will never find out about Hinata's exact bra size....
>>268882822And Gaiden.
>>268882799Whatever I (Me/Eu/Yo/Ore wa/Atashi/Kimi wa) decide is canon.
>>268882839Aren't they feeling ashamed of having to beg kishimoto every fucking time for boruto shit? It's been 9 fucking years. It and Ikemoto should stand on their own at this point
>>268882799
>>268882881Kishimoto actually used to acknowledge Boruto before Kodachi got fired. Since then, he has completely ghosted it, which makes me think something about it made Kishimoto upset, but we'll probably never know the full story due to japanese secrecy.
>>268883024Kodachi saw what was inside Ikemoto's Hard drive and needed to be silenced.
THEY REPLIEDHELL YEAH"Hello,You can send us a letter from abroad, as long as you cover abroad, as long as you cover the delivery costs. delivery costs. You are free to choose any shipping company. shipping company.Please note that you can only send leaves, no gifts will be accepted. will be accepted. All parcels must be received by August 15.You will only receive confirmation of receipt if you choose a service that service that allows delivery confirmation.Have a nice day!Translated with DeepL.com (free version)"I'm still thinking about going simple route of A4 page with stickers or some high quality letter written by someone in my country. But I don't know how to find actual quality writers and this might take longer than expected and there's a deadline to consider.
>>268883107You joked, but I wouldn't be shocked of there are skeletons in Ikemoto's closet. That would be the thing to completely put the Boruto IP in the vault.
>>268883140>quality writerstranslators who can write in Japanese*
IT'S TIME FOR YOUR GUT PUNCHING SESSION
>>268882839Kishimoto is coming because if someone asked Ikemoto a lore question about the series, his brain would blue screen. Kishimoto would at least bullshit an answer.
>>268883200w-why would you do this?Part 2 Ino is the nicest of all the Inos we've seen
Kishimoto is going to come to France with a pack of cigarettes, a bottle of sake, and shirt with the kanji on it saying 'BRING BACK SAMURAI 8".
How many children would Tsunade have if Dan didn't die?
How do we frame Ikemoto for an unforgivable crime?
>>268883832>FrameLol, that won't be needed.
>>268883832>frameJust make a prosecutor read Boruto
>>268883910Then the prosecutor would be the one committing the crime of murder.
>>268883943SHITda is dying
>>268883398>Fan: Ikemoto-sensei, why did you give sarada that design?>Ikemoto:......>Kishimoto: Sarada skin is a special type of skin that needs to breathe.
>>268884020lmao spotted the rare codecuck
>>268884326Code is fucking Asuma's dyke daughter.
>>268883943>>268884326>>268884344Fuck off aBortion.
>>268884356Of course, sir. NOT.
Crazy how this game is probably older than some people here
>>268884384SOUL poster art.
>>268843550Sakura is ugly as fuck there.But yes Naruto if he wasn't beta should have constantly sexually harassed Sakura.
>>268884417Was this Nishio?
>>268884356
>>268884528Pinkshits fucking wish.
>>268881975NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>>268885429sweet hot cunny
This thread was 80% fine until Bortfags arrived, which easily puts it into the upper tier of Naruto threads.
>>268885716Take out Shartnata and replace her with Sakura and this becomes good art
>>268885780Agreed.
>>268849670its not great because of the "unless you fall down into a bottomless lake you can be resurrected" shit makes rest of the work dumb
>>268885780>>268885820Chatte...
NARUTOOOOOOOOPLEASE KISS ME AND MY WIFE!!!!
>>268882813Seethe aBortion.
>>268885780Here, paste your shitfu yourself, you fat pig.
>>268886379It took you 3 hours to type this low effort reply?
>>268886431Seethe aBortion.
>>268886474I don't even like bort, but whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>268886135Sasukek, pls.
>>268885716This is good art. It has all my favorites
>Dead (literally) beat Namikaze "I rather die than be a single father" Minato the psycho is someone's favorite character
>>268886577Based. Speaking of beloved characters, there's going to be a new collab campaign by Pierrot China and these are the chosen characters.
>>268886661>Rin>Beloved???
>>268886686My brain didn't even register Rin. God damn shes so forgettable, unless your name is Obito I guess.
>>268886708Bro killed thousands for a glorified NPC.
>>268886686Rin is there for the lolicon audience.
>>268886661I always appreciate more official Tsunade art
>>268886773Tragic, innit? Obito is the literal definition of a SIMP.
>>268886661only Hinata and Ino matter tbqh, the rest of girls are just irrelevant.
>>268887748You're forgetting about Sasuke's wife AKA Best Girl
>>268887748>Ino>Ever matteringKenchi...
>>268887779>Sasuke's [Fanfiction]
>>268887820>Doesn't deny best girl statusIt's a step forward. You'll get there eventually.
>>268887848>You'll [delusion]
>>268887748>InoThe hell are you smoking?
>>268886661Where are Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura?
>>268887931Who?
>>268887780Ino has long been the alpha female in Konoha.
>>268886661It's very funny that borushit isn't prioritized by merch companies.
>>268887931>Where are NarutoBusy with paperwork at the office.>SasukeSecret date with Hanabi (Hiashi already knows but pretends not to notice, Keikaku is proceeding accordingly).>and Sakura?Crying about the divorce and having to deal with Morio.
>>268887971The only characters they bother promoting from that side of the IP are Boruto and his Sasuke equivalent Kawaki. That's usually it. Maybe you'll see Sarada and Mitsuki if you're lucky.
>>268887748Tsunade is always relevant to my dick. >>268886815Hot damn, that's one fucking hot Tsunade.
>>268888029>deal with MorioGetting constantly impregnated by Morio*, you mean.
>>268888067I mean I doubt she would let him immediately after. She would say no and try to get him to stay away but eventually she gives up because otherwise she'll end up alone like a Tsunade 2.0
>>268887955>Ino has ACK!
>>268888095Sakura would need to just look at Tenten to finally reconsider, lol.
>>268888034Shueisha deserves every bit of this clusterfuck, lol
>>268887931>Where are Naruto, SasukeProbably coming in the next wave>Sakura Who?
>>268888029>Secret date with [OOC FAN RABBLING]Sasuke doesn't care about femoids.
>>268888037kek you might as well have fapped to a man, anon.
>>268888112Actually Tenten fucked Lee and got fucked by Temari, with 3 inch anal beads.
>>268888140Jiraiyabros...
>>268888029Kek.
>>268888147Only gets "fucked" by Temari as a booty call. She ain't getting married, getting pregnant, and having a family.
>Inofag still thinks his jealousy infused meme will catch on
>>268888188>as a booty callWell okay yes but those anal beads still went inside of her.
>>268887955BASED
>>268888129This artist is great. He drew this Hinata too.>>268888140I will get her to reconsider.
>>268888242Blank period Ino has such a lickable tummy.
>>268888133>Seething this hardCute.>Sasuke doesn't care about femoidsThat's just a cope you're saying so we don't identify you as a pinkshitter but we all know what you are. I can read you like a book.
>>268888204>2024>pinkshitl.m.a.o
>>268888204Sakura....
>>268888156Reminder that she was a 100% going to give J-man a chance, and then he croaked (heh). On the one hand it shows she hasn't completely given up on love, but on the other it kinda cements her status as a doom bitch.
>>268888133>>268887864>>268887820Here you go friend, new thread just for (You)>>268888540>>268888540>>268888540
