State your wish, /a/
>>269160214I want to rape Akemi Homura
>>269160239Mami-san....
>>269160214I wish for a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZxUinHVUbU
>>269160214I wish to sexually assault magical girls
I wish to live a long and happy life with my wife Kyouko
>>269161588Wish granted, Homura.
>>269161746I am not Homura. Homura is a girl.
>>269161798A fujo made a wish and you're both bishounens now. Enjoy the BL, Homuro.
>>269161588we know, Sayaka. You'll get your kiss next movie
>>269161952Nonsense.>>269161954I am not Sayaka either.
>>269162065We won't tell a soul about your secret marriage to Kyouko, Madoka.
>>269160214I wish to erase every single tripfag, namefag and avatarfag in every single universe, past, present and future, with my own hands. If any law or rule stands in my way, I will destroy it. I will rewrite it. That is my prayer. That is my wish.Now grant it, Incubator!
>>269160214mai cute waifu
>>269162204You're a fucking moron anonHow can Madoka and Kyouko be married since they're both girls. You know there was no monkey president in Japan right? Sigh. I don't understand you people.I, of course, am a man, which is why i was able to marry Kyouko.
>>269162344You're starting to lose your head, Mami. Your sisterwife Kyouko is concerned.
>>269162467Nope, not that jobber either. Really now, you're not making any sense. Why are you talking like Kyouko is a guy? She's very obviously a girl.
>>269160214I wish for infinte wishes.
>>269162204Nekotofu?
>>269162553How can your sisterwife be a man, Momo?>>269162720Yes.
>>269162906Momo was a girl as well. How could she have a wife? God you're dumb
>>269162211>4chan implement ID to avoid samefagging on all boards making your wish worthless.good luck next time.
>>269162211People would just make up nicknames for other posters and refer to them as that instead
>>269162906Neko's art is nice.>>269162980One way or another, Kyubey will get the despair he requires.
>>269160214i want to be normal man.
>>269162952You should learn about the laws in Kazamino and Mitakihara, Yuma.
>>269163161madokAnon: It's not kyubey, it's just that is hard to know exactly the unwanted effect that wish could have
>>269163224Who? Not me either.And i know about the laws already. They've been established by one of the characters at the beginning of the series.
>>269161588What do you think about the doujin about her?
>>269161588>>269163377To clarify, obviously the doujin are not canon. I just meant what do you think of them as fan works.
>>269163396>obviously the doujin are not canonOf course. Kyouko would never marry a man otherwise.
>>269163377>>269163396Depends on which, obviouslyI like those where she's happy with the man of her life>>269163462Kyouko literally married a man in canon (me)
What would be each meguca's reaction to one of her kids claiming to be gay?
>>269162204Madoka is so lucky...
>>269163521>MadokaToo nice to actually oppose it but would be kind of worried>HomuraWould be understanding but advise they merely stay close friends without having sex>MamiProbably wouldn’t care as long as that means he has someone to bring over>SayakaWould lecture him for hours about how he shouldn’t ruin his life over such shallow feelings>KyoukoProbably wouldn’t get it or understand how that’s even possible
i wish anime would cease to exist
>>269163683why? You'd get rid of cute MadoHomu and KyoSaya gayness
>>269163683Kyouko my wife will never disappear. Can't let her bloodline end with her after what happened...
>>269160214I'll ask for the impossible: Actually entertaining Isekai show.
>>269160214TKD>total kyubey death
He is mindbroken. Quick apple post madohomu.
>>269160214I WISH TO IMPREGNATE YOU KYUBEY-SAN
>>269160214I wish...for you to have a heart.
>>269164499fuck>>269164373
>>269164179I will not be weaponized, but MadoHomu is always sweet, romantically or platonically.
>muh samefagkek it begins
Madoka characters can only be straight since Kyosuke is white and lesbians only like BBC, not BWC
>>269164725There were no bri'ish people in Madoka nor was there a war comm.
2 posts in under a minute
>>269164596>OxymoronI'm sorry, I meant to say yuriGODS>all the characters are canonically straight,Homura is in love with Madoka and Kyouko is in love with Sayaka according to the production staff, it can't get more canonic than that>degenerate homosexualityYuri is pure and ncorrupted by meat, sticking dick into vagina is bestial and degenerate
>>269165011>Kyouko is in love with Sayaka?
>>269165025I'm literally none of those points....
>>269165011>sticking dick into vagina is bestial and degenerateYou need Christ. Or like, anyone, but you need someone.
>>269165099He is mindbroken. Notice how he misuse yuricuck. That implies you like watching kyouko get fucked by someone else in your case.
>>269165080Yes, thank you. Here we see a perfect example of Kyouko being a raging lesbian. Here she makes a seemingly innocent comment, but instantly realizes that it might be interpreted as a confession, so she gets really defensive in an instant. If she was straight, she would either not be able to catch this subtext in her words, or she would just laugh it away.
All bigger and more direct evidence of the characters being straight than anything yurifags think they have for Homura, yet they will claim Homura being gay is confirmed but somehow all the other characters aren't confirmed straight.
I wonder why madoka is allowing this.
>>269163521>Only one reply/pmmm/ fell off
>>269165761Because it's fan service promotional art.
What's wrong with Kyouko?
>>269165921My wife and her best friend are so cute
>>269165883Nothing, she makes jobbers job, rules of nature
>>269166060She's clearly jobbersexual here though
>>269166060>sayaka in underwearKyouko enjoying herself tonight.
>>269166090Nope. She's victorysexual. She likes asserting dominance.
>>269166125I can help her with that
>>269166125I mean...
>>269166196Kyoukos face is red. Is she turned on?
>>269165512She's in the closet. If she was truly straight, she wouldn't feel the need to explain her phrasing
>>269166292It's hard to deny she was turned on when she locked onto Sayaka in the anime
>>269166340It's only for Sayaka, she wouldn't act like that with Mami
>>269162903look with eyepatch reminds me of mirai nikkikyoukos character is pretty simillar to minenes toI should rewatch mirai nikki
>>269166374I just posted pictures of her acting the same with Mami and Homura.Madoka only escaped due to having no will to find her.>>269166413BASED.Homuanon idk if you missed my last posts about that but you made me watch Mirai Nikki and it was greatAnd Minene is absolutely best girl like Kyouko, i'm glad this pic acknowledges the similarity
>>269166494>no will to find herfightsleep time
I really, REALLY, hope meine freund is okay.
Ironically even though she hates what happens in the end of rebellion this is the best end sayaka could ever get
>>269166340How was she able to recognize her words innuendo in the first place, mmm?Just admit it anon, Kyouko is a massive closeted homo who loves pussy and hates dick
>>269166494I naturally think yuno is the best girl, love above allalltough yunos love is of a different kind
I want to be an angel. Not the chubby cute bullshit the kind with flaming swords. Seems cool and also I get to fly which is also cool.
>>269166660she's happier in the mami manga
>>269166494But she doesn't look gleeful in your picture. In fact she's losing to Mami.
Homura did nothing wrong, and still didnt get a truly happy ending
>>269166663What the fuck are you talking about schizoThe fact that you have to do insane mental gymastics like this proves that Madoka is a series full of straight characters.And btw, i'll have you know that Kyouko loves my dick.>>269166684Yuno is great too, but Minene is way too based to ignore despite having less screen time. God, i want Kyouko to get her good ending like Minene did>>269166748Look here >>269166125Ok really going to sleep now. I won btw
>>269166858Kyouko lost.
>>269166858Dude, that kyoko looks very young.
I concede to the infection its just not going to get better on its ownill go get it checked
>>269166858Anon, it's not me doing mental gymnastics, it's you being unable to recognize a basic social subtext. I'm afraid you might be genuinely autistic irl. You should check this out with a doctor
>>269166953I wonder. Could he be...you know...?
>>269167011Please do. You need to make it to Kaiten.
hommmm
>>269167465
>>269169007Why do you think he is obsessed with what he hates?
>>269169200>Why do you think he is obsessed with what he hates?Because he loves it that is why he is obsessed. Anyone who says "i hate something" and still dedicate thoughts and time to it actually is lying himself.
>>269169927Such a pity. He could be a useful ally but he denies his heart.
>>269170007>He could be a useful ally but he denies his heart.He is still useful, but you are right, he should choose happiness.
>>269170209He is not useless. He gives many laughs. He should learn that he is not affected by what others think.
>>269170532It's probably to bait others into posting such content. Threads went perfectly fine even when said content was getting posted, well, aside from the other one.
>>269170657Maybe you should dump again with that other anon you joined.
>>269170532>He gives many laughs.The problem is that he has big ego, so he becomes a lolcow if he does that. I don't like laughing at lolcows but most people here likes it so i can't do anything.
>>269171485He is a perfect match for 3 letters then. If only he opened his heart some more. He is still with his waifu so why attack anyone that dont involve her? I really do think he pretends to hate it.
>>269171626Tis the only sound conclusion. Anyway, why is Sayak a bak?>opened his heartCan't hold on much longerBut I will never let go!I know it's a one way trackTell me now how long this'll last!
>>269172373I dont play sonic but that was a banger. How do you spoiler like that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX4lcYSR1eA
>>269160214>job and can't even corrupt someone right.QB need learn few things.
>>269172373Use spoiler in the spoiler. This is what it looked like on my end.spoilerCan't hold on much longerspoilerBut I will never let go!/spoilerI know it's a one way trackspoilerTell me now how long this'll last!/spoiler Obviously add the brackets.
>>269173060>>269172840I'm such an idiot.>>269172914That was blackmail though.
>>269173132Thanks apple. kek
>>269173132Rest of them were more than willing. And Utena just embraced whole thing.
>>269172877i feel as though one of the reasons i love this literal canonical graggle simpson so much is that she's a cinephile, and i fucking love watching movies all the time. i might be doodling her and/or the main cast some more in film scenarios, think of them as my bootleg tribute to shingyouji tatsuya's madoka + movie crossovers
>>269172877Anon is delivering! That sounds like a song to blast while driving at night.>>269173312No problem I forgot to mention to use one more end spoiler or else everything after the intended spoilers will be spoilered.>>269173374Took her a moment though.>>269173914Keep up the good work!
>>269174220I did exactly the opposite of what I talkimg about.
>>269174283Sonic and Kekle
>>269174410
>>269160214sigh, if i could only tell you a way that immigration will destroy /a/ too. But there is no way i can do it. I will live with the impotence. At least i was born right in time to enjoy these moments with you. I have seen the distant future and is not good.Kyubey, I wish a 4chan without spics and people with spic ancestors forever.
>>269174978
>>269167031>social subtextAgain with making up shit that doesn’t exist.Thanks for admitting every character is canonically straight.>>269166899…on opposide day.
>>269161450
>>269174978madokAnonbros…
>>269176920Gone, but not forgotten.
>>269164499based cute canon lovers
my IQ is just not that high
>>269178589Am I a joke to you?
>>269160214Solution for your problem without harming any living thing.
>>269173914the ball is not done rolling just yet. finished a movie that was a lot of dumb fun (picrel btw), but it seems there are more installments to it. taxi, it's a bit like fast and furious but older, and from tabbenderstan. i might put a rewatch of the recap movies + rebellion next up, though i've got friends i might rewatch the raid with soon (and see the sequel for the first time, too)
>>269163324>Who? Not me either.Then who was cake?
>>269178646Pretty sure the ball only started rolling. Been many years so I don't remember much, but if you've seen The Transporter, mind drawing a crossover?
>>269178796i've had the transporter in my backlog for a bit since i saw jason statham around the start of collateral doing his job with vincent, thanks for reminding me and bumping it back up to the topi might find a character other than homura to cast, since she already starred as vincent... who knows, collateral and the transporter could take place in the same timeline?
Why is Homura like this?
>>269179088Glad I bumped it because I remember it being very good even though I don't remember the events since I was 7 at the time. I will rewatch it one of these days. Keep on rocking those crossover doodles!
Kyouko is calling me over.
>>269160214To be able to work a career out producing a webcomic, or anything creative so I can stop wageslaving.
>>269179350
>>269162906Also, I just realized this image is from Nekotofu. I'm such a pleb for just now noticing. >first post 2015Holy shit! Good knight.
>>269163521They are lesbians, so they would not care. But of course they would tell him to marry a woman (the same as they got husbands) and live in a traditonal family for the society and feel free to have sex with guys if they like eachother.
>>269179668Lesbians aren’t real
>>269179215>>269179580God, Sayaka is so fucking lucky to have a cute wife like Kyouko
>>269179668Is this the ultimate yurifag cope?
>>269179694Apple-chan...
>>269179835Its funny how some people say that while facing away from apple as to not look at the truth.
>>269179946apple had some interesting experiences.
>>269161746based
>jannies are finally cleaning up both side of the off topic arguments instead of letting what they agree with stay upare we back?
Sayaka is dumdum
>>269180156Jannies, no, dare I say, MODS finally did a right thing today
>>269179803Nani
>>269180527>They got married to men gave them kids>They're still lesbians tho haha
>>269180557https://youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>269180623megucas don't have sex with women
>>269180654I have a plenty of evidence to the contrary
>>269180710All photoshopped.
>>269160214I wish for the heat death of the universe.
>>269180742Is this photoshopped too?
>>269180789All this proves is that Mami is straight which everyone already knows.
>>269180810No, all that proves that Mami baselessly assumes that Madoka is straight, and that Madoka is uncomfortable with this assumption.
>>269180853Mami assumes that like anyone would, because heterosexuality is the norm.The only thing Madoka is uncomfortable with is Mami pushing things comically far with her enumeration, she was like this during the whole discussion, retardLook at the mental gymnastics you have to pull, do you really think that's what the show was going for here? Be honest for a second there anon
>>269160214What if you wish for the ability to absorb energy and convert it to other types. You could never go hungry for nana because you can replenish yourself with the sun or even food
>>269181038Why would anyone assume the sexual orientation of a person they've known for less than a week?>he can't read non-verbal cuesAnon...Your autism...
>>269160214Nina gf
>>269181350>Why would anyone assume the sexual orientation of a person they've known for less than a week?Because straight people, like Mami, and unlike you, are normal, so they naturally believe everyone to be normal as well. Mami probably doesn't even fucking know what a "sexual orientation" is. That's not even a real thing. You know megucas aren't twitter users right?And no, i can't "read" your schizophrenic headcanon about an out of context scene.You seem like the kind of people who say "media literacy" unironically
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/image/Rk1Oh9gAnf6BBUJfKbq4-Q/he really is trying to force this>2023
>>269181420>Because straight people, like Mami, and unlike you, are normal, so they naturally believe everyone to be normal as well. Mami probably doesn't even fucking know what a "sexual orientation" is. And yet, Kyouko felt the need to explain herself here >>269165080 so her comment wouldn't get mistaken for a sexual advance. Does that mean that you believe that Kyouko is not "normal" and doesn't naturally believe everyone to be "normal" as well? How curious.
>>269181605It's because of the wording. "I like you as more than a friend" is commonly used by faggots to confess to their faggot crush. Here she just wanted to tell Mami she saw her as a sister (like she does Sayaka later on), so she specified it wasn't anything weird when she saw it could be interpreted as such.This wouldn't have been necessary a few decades ago but with the rampant modern degeneracy where you literally can't go anywhere without hearing about faggotry it's become necessary to be specific about these things. Kyouko would suffer from this more than anyone else, being a religious traditionalist.
>>269181669But according to you, Mami doesn't even know what "sexual orientation" is, and she was raised in a supposedly secular family. How would "traditionalist" Kyouko even know how faggots confess, unless she was specifically interested in this information? For no particulat reason, of course.
>>269181762It's unclear if lgbt shit actually exists in Madoka's world, but the author of TDS seems to think that it does at least enough for Kyouko to be aware of it.The way Mami says that to Madoka proves that she had no doubt about Madoka wanting a boyfriend, so she either didn't think about the possibility of faggotry when she said that, or she already knows Madoka is straight from some off screen discussion.
>>269181861But again, why would Kyouko, raised as a religious traditionalist, know anything about lgbt (especially such things as common confessions)? Unless she was specifically interested in the matters of lesbianism, of course.
>>269181949In our world it's basically part of pop culture.I do agree that it would make more sense for her to not even consider this at all, but i didn't write TDS.
>>269181980You seem to be in denial, anon
>>269182054Projecting much? I give direct quotes, you give schizo headcanons that are the result of hours of mental gymnastics.Why is it so important for you to pretend these characters are mentally ill degenerates? Don't feel already "validated" and "represented" enough by the constant pandering in western media? Why don't you go watch yuri series, anon? I heard there's a new one about magical girls that just came out. Go watch that.
Brushing Kyou teeth.
>>269182400Sabaka is clumsy she will break the toothbrush on Kyouko's twinfangs.
>>269178796>>269179215managed to watch AND get this one out before my night was through, absolute blast of a film. the v12 on the 7 series bmw sounded lovely, shame it was blown up so early on took a bit of a creative liberty or two here with this one, but i've got a few more fun scenarios in mind to draw with this crossover (likely involving kyubey getting maimed or shot, or shirtless fit kyouko)
>>269182493i might be a bak for forgetting to draw in kyouko's ponytail past sayaka there. oh well, i'm all tired out now, i might add that in later for when it's time to repostoyasumi thread
>>269182539oyasumi, megucanon
more pills to take woo hope this works i want feel healthy again
homubump
Anons, your opinion on Null?
>>269182493He delivered again!>>269183545I read megucanon as mega cannon >>269185214Damn, but the infection has to go.
>>269188349its antibiotics so hopefully it will go
Thoughts on water, Madokabros?
>>269190090put it in madoka and drink it as her pee
Once again the yuri/antiyuri schizos cease their faggotry close together.
>>269189721It should, but take care when it's done.>>269190090Needs some ice.>>269190257
>>269190303I just stop responding when they stop posting.The real question is why do they all stop at the same time.
>>269190090Way too broken, it needs to get nerfed but hasn’t since gen 1 for some reason.
homumatic
Homura this, Homura that
Thread is dead because anti turi schizo takes bait as easily as his boyfriend anti crack schizo. Fuck.
Prague, Czech Republic, a few minutes ago...
>>269176920>Is madokAnon because i say so!stop it, that was not me.
>>269160340We serve food here sir.
>>269193732This reminds me that my youngest sister cosplayed as Homura when she was 9, but needed a wig because she cut her hair short.>>269193900That's not what he meant.>>269194158Someone else got it!
>>269194538That's cute. I've only gone to a con once and my sister and her friend cosplayed the twin maids from re zero.
>>269194538>madokAnon out of nowhereAnd how do you know? Were you him?
>>269194538>>269194725daww!
>>269163491Preddy based anon preddy based.
>>269193608If anything that’s the reason why it didn’t die sooner
>>269193608It's alive but agonizing and supplicating death.
>>269194725>>269195514That is also cute. It's fun to do so.>>269194729I didn't say your name.>>269196382I wonder why.
>>269196801>I didn't say your name.Yes in you username but i didn't reply to that post.>>269196801>I wonder why.>Is madokAnon because i say so.Nice circular logic. Anyways you should not speak for a random anon, he obviously had other intentions.
And no, anon, any random post is not your boogieman.
>>269197093You're right, I don't know what he intended, but you seem to have a cult that appears every now and then. That's what I percieved it as.
>>269197313>you seem to have a cult that appears every now and then. That's what I percieved it as.Of 2 people it seems. I noticed this too. i wonder why. I fucked up in some post or some clone did something or we are just being paranoic and are simple trolls.
madokAnon clones you can't catch me when i'm hidden. :)
>>269197598>>269198029madokAnon Phantasma?
>>269198258Nothing to do with that, I knew that they, the madoklones wanted me to take the schizo train but they didn't expect that: I will take them with me.
>>269181382Good choice
Sayak
>>269200795a
>>269201402bak
With mami i will never be afraid of anything.
>>269201482>>269202284That's great! It would be a shame if she suddenly lost her head.
>>269202772It's sad but i still love her, that doesn't change how kind and good senpai she was.
>>269203495She lived. Her senpai strength allows it.
>>269203578>Hair down mamiKino
>>269193732Damn Apple looks like that?
>>269204182Hair down is always kino.>>2692042431. They look heavy.2. I'm a guy. I don't cosplay as a girl.
is it even possible to discuss madoka on /a/ these days? i miss the time when the series aired. the reaction to episode 3, the theories, the earthquake, the finale. truly the best anime of all time
>>269204327You must be a skeleton, apple-kun.
>>269205238Would you make it a wish?>>269205254I'm of normal weight.
>>269205238No. The best time for discussion of madoka was that moment.
>>269160214I wish /DBS/ shitposters to be beaten up
>>269206016RIP Kyouko schizo.
>>269206078i'm serious, put them in a hospital for a month and 4chan will drastically improve
>>269205354i wish for a world where the 3rd movie is as good or even better than the series. but i wouldnt make that my wish. the problem with wishes in the madoka setting is that your potential needs to be large enough for your wish, and my true wishes go way beyond that
Madoka Magica Portable has been updated and Kyoko's Chapter is now 100% translated.
>>269206016It's just spics, remove them and you will get dbs shitposting with quality, it sounds as an oxymoron but it's true.
>>269206580So in other words, never.
>>269160214I wish for Homura and Sayaka to have hatesex
new somewhat wonky looking official homu
>>269207437I can't believe homu would do this
>>269206115Asylum is the better option.>>269206156I'd rather it be Kaiten. Wishing for Rebellion to be better might cause the 4th movie to take a down spiral.>>269206483Nice!>>269207437Exedra is taking its time.
>>269209306Cute cheerleader.
>>269209356
>>269209489
>>269209719
>>269209776
>>269209888
>>269209914
>>269210020Aren't we all.
>>269160214MAKE GRAVITY INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO MASS! NOW!
>>269210533Fatasses gon fly
>>269206580Those threads are doomed to shitposting hell.
>>269206483Real? Holy based if true
>>269206016Tien…
>>269205354How much do you weight?
>>269160214I wish to be the little girl.
>>269211244>>269211285Hmm. I'm probably just overtly suspicious of you. Anyway, I am 140ish Ibs and sit at a super awkward height if 5'9".
>>269211340>>269212480Meant to include you too.
>>269210060Cute Octavia!
>>269212391Moot...
>>269212480>5'9"Apple confirmed not female. Too tall to be a girl
>>269212480>>269212500First two were me, third one wasn't.
do it
Another
>>269213631Nice.
>>269214899Apple...
contract
Costumes!
>>269213127Told you.>>269216480
>>269213106Who?>>269213631Yes, do it.
>>269212480LONDON
>>269165011>according to the production staff, it can't get more canonic than thatGot proof on that? Urobuchi Gen, the writer, seems to call these platonic every time.Also, please kill yourself. I mean, try touching a woman once.
>>269219836It's timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSIkcDwxwbw
>>269218763Rondon burijji Tamazu ribaRondon tawa Rondon ai!Rondon Rondon yappari okonomiyaki & gohanwatashi jishin wa Rondon jin!(donai yanen!)
>>269220019>Not again... afaik there is only one anon who brings that song.
>>269220597If that is true then he is very based.
>>269206483Hell yeah it's realhttps://gbatemp.net/threads/puella-magi-madoka-magica-portable-translation-project.559955/page-12#post-10462560Based CarlitosMaybe i will start playing it again, i like the time to thoughProbably just gonna wait for it to be entirely translated. Homu's route is still untranslated
>>269220847Wait there's a Kyubey chapter? I never knew that kek
>>269220661The mustache, it's too irresistable.
>>2692124805'3" here do you know the amazon positions?
>>269221025Madoka...
>>269220661>then he is very basedBelieve me, i wish he was based. There is only 1 based user in this thread.
>>269221130Yea and that's ME
>>269221081I like mami>>269221130madokAnon has not posted since yesterday tho.
>>269221186You're replying to him
>>269221214I know.
>>269221186>madokAnon is based
>>269221328The most based. Sketchanon follows just slightly behind. Apple follows a bit behind. Then there is kyoukanon who is the cringiest following miles behind.
>>269221506Are you sure you are not madokAnon talking about himself?
>>269221713Curses i was caught.
>>269221797Hi madokAnon
Mami should have twins and then use her voluptuous breasts to feed them at the same time.
>>269221971Hi real me
>>269213127>too tall to be a girlReally? I encountered a great many share of tall women. I want death by snu snu.
is it time for madokAnon?
>>269222914No >:(
>>269222914not yet.
>>269222914>>269223176Its always schizo time.
>>269221025What man doesn't know it?
>>269221506No, I am not.>>269223657Is it?>>269224105Homula
hmmm pills
>>269224368>Homula
>>269224595Yes, she screwed over Tomio
>>269224458for me it's gummy vitamines
>>269224368>>269224595>>269224639HOMULA HERO YOU SAY??HOMULA ASS BAD YOU SAY???HA HA, I LAUGHHOMULA DESTROY MY LIFE"!! MURDERER!!!!WHO I, ASK YOU?JGSDF STAFF SERGANT OKAMURA TOMIO IS MEMY JOB KEEP EYE ON WEAPON AND ORDINANCE IN BASEONE DAY COMANDER COMESAY „TOMIO!! MANY STUF LOST FROM STORAGE!!! HOW POSIBLE??“I SAY „UNPOSSIBLLE!! I KEEP GOOD EYE, YOU MUST BAD COUNT!"THEN I OUT FIND… IT LOST!! M249 GUN MACHINE LOST, MUCH BULLETS LOST, HANDGUN LOST, GRENADE AND MUCH MUCH ORDINANCE GONE IS!!!I SAY SOMETHING WRONG IS, MY KEY ALWAYS IN POCKET!THEY SAY TOMIO, YOU TAKED ORDINANCE AND SELLED TO YAKUZA, ADMIT!I SAY NO, TOMIO GOOD SOLDEIR, NEVER STOLE A BOOLET!!!!!!!I ARRESTED IN PRISON NOW, MY WIFE DIVORCE, MY CHILDS CALL STEALER, CRIMINALIST!!!!!!I NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN NEVER, THINK I GOED MAD OR SOMETINKWATCH MADOKA IN PRISON AND CRY MUCH WHEN SAYAKA AND KYOKO D ID DIEDTHEN EPPISODE TEN SUDDENTLY!!!!!!!I KNOW WHO STEALED!!!! WHO DESTROYEN MY LIFE"!!_!!!!!!!HOMULA NOT CARE IF PEOPLE IN TROUBLE, SHE THINK „LOLOL MANY GUNS HERE - I TAKE GUN NOBODY MIND"THEN SUPERIOR ARREST POOR TOMIO FOR THINK HE NOT DONE!!!!!!WHAT DO? GO TO COMANDER AND SAY „TIME STOP GIRL STOLE WEPON TO SAVE FRIEND FROM OTHER LINE OF TIME!!" RIGHT???THAT STUPIDER THAN FAGORIN PRAYER AND THAT MEAN A LOT OF MUCH STUPID!!!!!I HOPE KYUBE FUCK MADOKA IN ASS AND HOMULA MUST WATCH!!!!!!!!!!
>>269224697I love a tasty pasta.
>>269224659for me its antibiotics right now
consider this>>269224774
>>269224949Stay strong. Homura werde dich retten>>269225342Tiny Homu has been considered.
I want to stick my dick in crazy.
>>269226405I want to stick a spear in you.
>>269193732>>269214899>>269217954Those are not women are they?
>>269226800
>carlitoRana
>>269226658Who was she talking about here?Kyoukochad and his friend?
>>269224697MISTAH MERRIKU...
>>269226800Did the man faces not give it away?
>>269229275She loves me so nah
I love Akuma Homura's design so much. And especially when she's portrayed in this smug, mischievous way
>>269230617Homura had the strongest, but loneliest smugness I have ever seen.
>>269160214I wish that every Jewelpet that currently doesn’t have a human form got one officially.
I have a train to take tomorrow and obviously my retard ass couldn't be bothered to sleep early. 4h30 of sleep here we come! At least antifa niggers didn't wreck the railway i'll be taking. What the fuck is wrong with these peoplegnight
>>269229533NTA, but to be fair, they look really wimpy for men. I haven't worked out since covid, but my quadriceps still have some separation on them.
>>269232767They are on the pills.
>>269232398Interesting situation you got going to there.
I understand you madoka like nobody else, you did nothing wrong taking all the burden.
>>269235766She's literally me!
Kyubey did nothing wrong.
>Me on my way to kill everyone who posts in this thread
>>269236290Akuma
>>269236161>She's literally me!Absolutely, she is me if i was a woman.>>269236290That's right too.
>>269236290Okay, Kyubey. >>269236318You can't kill me! I'm already dead.>>269236332No one here can be as cute as Madoka, even if we were girls. Kyouko looks best, but Madoka is too cute.
>>269236524If i were a woman i would try even if i fail. >No one here can be as cute as Madoka, even if we were girls.If you think like this then you are saying that being madoka is hard, hence she is very admirable.
iN tHE nEW mOVIE mADOKA iS bACK.
>>269237386Oh of course. I'd probably dress as this hobo
>>269237833You mean Madoka is going to be in Puella Magi MadokaMagica?
>>269237386>>269237850Gay except for apple. She can dress as a girl.
>>269238441Yeah.>>269238670>apple>girlPoor apple-kun he need to deal with this, lol.
ACK is a mentally ill nigger
brain rot disease: the thread
Snack is the readily dill pickler.
>>269238710You once said you are 99% sure apple is female.
>>269239212How can someone even remember this, just forget it. Yes i said 99% not 100% lol. It seems that 1% won the bet lol.
>>269239064no cap ong frfr
>>269239064Let's see:>kyokoAnon 126 IQ>madokAnon 113 IQ>Apple 107 IQ and going downWe are not brilliant but above average so no brain disease hence your post is wrong.
>>269239561>Apple>107 IQYou're image hold more intelligence.
>>269160239Why just her? Why not all of them?
>>269176919Her too. I wanna sexually assault her too.
>>269239908RIP you.
>>269180255I've seen way too many doujins about mind broken magical girls to trust them with that power.
>>269236290Bullshit. He had literal fucking magic powers and of all the ways to deal with entropy he chose human sacrifice. This is literally just the "Thanos did nothing wrong" discourse for weebs.
>>269240045All he can do is pull souls out of bodies and put them in a stone which grants the wish. If he had a way to deal with entropy without attracting potential ire, he probably would have.
>>269160214I wish for Homura to be happy
>>269236524Kyouko is cuter than Madoka. You just have to unlock her cute side
>>269240301
>>269240210I want to have bed breaking sex with Homura. Sounds like we have the same wish.
>>269240210>>269240822Madoka rosa phantasma...
>>269240892>rosa
>>269212480Dude, wow. You're a midget... I'm bigger than you. https://files.catbox.moe/r4vhps.jpg The redness on my skin is due to a lacking sun exposure, despite where I live.>>269222721straggot
>>269241651>straggotWhat did he mean by this?
>>269241651> straggotwhat
>>269241651I can never tell if I should be amused or disgusted at these. I wish I was either taller or shorter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssh4qtJcPMkApple…
>>269242043I've never seen this.>i hate biggers
Walpurgisnacht movie when?
>>269242177End of the year.
>>269242191Homura's POV:>notto disu shitto agen
>>269242191Thx!Nearly 5 more months of suffering.
>>269242219>>269242230Don't worry. We have Exedra to distract when it comes out
>>269242290Cute
>>269242395Sayaka sure is.
>>269242290>>269242395>>269242570Separate /a/ guild or joint guild with /vg/?
>>269239868>you're image>you are imagearent girls cutest when they're almost retarded?
>>269242175JACK is a specially nill bigger.
>>269242290>filename starts with 12Oh, the nostalgy!
>>269160214Hitler winning WW2.
>>269243752Kyouko...
>>269239561>kyokoAnon 126 IQ>Apple 107 IQDoubt.jpg
>>269245899I was actually calced at 149 as a kid
Incoming Urobutcher presentation!
Lets GO!
>>269247799Did they announce anything?
>>269247799she's here
>>269247719What is this?
>>269247990Presentation, not news. So no food 4U, baka Kyouko.
>>269248238
>>269248614Cute shark.
>>269242652I would like to see what a M/a/doka guild would be like.>>269245899I'm sure mine is like 10 or somethin'.
