You have been summoned as Louise's familiar instead of Saito. What do you do?
The same thing Saito did.
>>270352750Live my best life
Sorry Louise, you're my least favorite 2000s Kugimiya tsundere brat role, nothing personal. You're still very good, the competition is just fierce.
>>270352750How do I get Louise to be a bit more sweet?
>>270352830Who's your favourite?
>>270352859Pour honey over her.
>>270352860Either Nagi or Taiga, Shana is also a very close to be fair to them.I like to imagine that all these characters are the same person's souls with some personality changes, but the core is the same person.
>>270352750rape
>>270352913Good taste, Anon.
>>270352906Can't argue with that answer.
>>270352750I kunka kunka
>>270352750>You have been summoned as Louise's familiar instead of Saito. What do you do?The moment she tries to whip me, I start raping her until she likes it.
>>270352750Nakadashi.
>>270352913How do you think Kugimiya feels when she screams about having a flat chest for the 300th time?
>>270353082I know singing her latest song embarrassed the hell out of her.
I just want a tiny kugyu wife to love and cherish, bros.
You get to marry one Kugyu but that means cucking the rest of them. Is it worth it?
>>270353124Don't we all.
>>270353182I like to imagine that the rest of them have their own man, the Kagyu you choose will have the main interest become you, think of it like that, this way no one gets hurtI love Nagi, but Hayate deserves her, so I'll go for Hana.
>>270352789Flirt with other girls like an indecisive retard?
>>270353353Saito becoming a horndog retard in S2 would have normally bother me, but it makes Louise more likeable every time she beats him now, so it's kind of an improvement.
>>270353342Shana's the best.
>>270352750Fuck the princess.
>>270353386That's a fair take, I did find myself enjoying her smoke his ass, and I usually hate overly violent tsundere shit.
>>270353182>cucking KugyusWhat's the worst that could happen?
>>270353482>Cucking Shanaburnt alive>Cuking Nagi99999999999 Billion debt>Cucking NagiBeaten to death>Cucking LouiseTied and gagged for all eternity to be Louise's personal sex toy
>>270352750kill her and fuck the big titty elf
>>270353573Are Tsunderies secretly Yanderies?
>>270352750get her the harem she deserves>cuckfuck off I've been dying to see this flower turn into the actual character she's supposed to be: a CHAD, not some pissy retarded heroine. Her mother had one, she will have one.
>>270353573>>Cucking Nagi>Beaten to deathYou meant Taiga, right?
>>270353617
>>270353386according to LN fags it was already deserved in the LN way before S2not sure why anyone would want to make saito more unlikable in S2 After that.
>>270353665Yes, I fucked up there
>>270353573Would they really react that badly?
>>270353722Realistically, they'd probably be more sad than to outright hurt you, I think, except for Shana.
>>270353747Wouldn't Louise hurt you? She beats the shit out of Saito all the time.
>>270352750I fake my death instead of returning to her during S2's finale and I change my name, wear a metal mask, travel the lands and become a mage/knight.
Marry Tabitha and try to learn magic in addition to my weapon ability, be second in command of the nation of Gallia.
>>270352750How abstract can I go with the familiar powers? Like could I hold fentanyl and know where to deliver it and the right things to say to economically damage an enemy nation?
>>270352996Until she comes to love you, you must remember that "lol, kill him and get a new familiar" is always an option for her.>>270353108Rabu rabu?>>270353686I haven't seen the anime in a LONG time (downloaded to watch it though), though I have read the LN recently. It's kind of a wash, in that Saito is legitimately the cause of many of his ails.No one blames him in the beginning for getting close to Siesta when Louise is treating him like shit, but after they confess to each other his inability to say no is all on him.Though, to be fair, given the absolute amounts of shit that Tiffania has to bear due to her mixed blood status, I think it would be fair for Saito to try to convince Louise to take her as a mistress. Of course, that wouldn't go over well, so the second best bet would be to try to set her up with someone else. She's desperately lonely with no other social support, you can't blame her for falling for him.>>270353764As said before, a lot of it is deserved, even if not all of it is technically Saito's fault.>walks in on her love interest (post confession) kissing her best friendSure, she didn't know that HE didn't know it was her, but the initial hurt is the same. I get they're teenagers, but a simple heart to heart would go a LONG way for Louise.
>>270353869>Rabu rabu?Yes.
>>270353869Louise is a good girl.
>>270353182Haven't seen bottom right yet, and don't remember Shana's story too well. Is the LN translated or is it still stalled?Taiga is a simple girl (in a good way), but that means that she would be able to get over me and not hurt for that long.I'm gonna have to go with Louise.>>270353908She gets a worse rep than she deserves for sure.>>270353885lol. it's a good song, i don't know why'd she be so embarrassed over it.
>>270353925>Is the LN translated or is it still stalledI don't know, but the anime adapts most of it till the end, I think.>lol. it's a good song, i don't know why'd she be so embarrassed over it.I guess it's because she's almost 50 now. Man, where does the time go?
>>270353925>She gets a worse rep than she deserves for sure.Tsunderes in general do, people over-focus on the "THEY'RE VIOLENT!" shit, I think it's people being too sensitive, not seeing how sweet these girls acutally are.
>>270353869i can blame the author for fucking up the entire story by making saito summoned by titty elf. The characters should be added to louises harem not saitos.
>>270353790this anon is going to get nuked by the shit the LN never even resolves.
>>270354022Louise will suspect nothing. Unless her weird flower thing glows again.
>>270354036you're an idiot. itt has nothing to do with louise other than she's probably the only one that can stop it and you probably need her true love to come out of it alive with her. anyway load a new save or persist in the doomed world you created.
>>270352750Aim for the princess
>>270353948The entire reason (well, at least a large part of it) that Louise is so violent at first towards her familiar is to artificially enforce the separation between the two, i.e. an attempt to treat him like a familiar (animal) instead of a person, due to her thinking that's what "nobility" does. Her entire early characterization is trying to be the best noble she can be, to the point she repeatedly said (and meant) she'd be willing to lay down her life in service to the crown.Fast forward some time where she resigned her noble title to go rescue Saito, directly disobeying the queen to her face? Yeah, that takes an amazing amount of guts, spirit, and earnest dedication to your love and few people can do that, especially heroines in anime.
>>270354078>stop itthe "end of the world" was all a romalian plot!WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
Don't you get brainwashed into liking her or shit due to the familiar contract over time?
>>270354078Well, better go back to her ASAP.
>>270352750I fuck Eleanore.
>>270352789This but after only 2 chapters at most
>>270352830>2000s Kugimiya tsundere brat roleI'd like the full list if that's possible
>>270353424>this royal whore was intent on stealing a noblewoman's man/human petBehead royalty!
>>270354089you aren't just wrong about louises's character, you're wrong about what even happened. the entire point of treating saito like an anime is because he fucking through her down some concrete stairs and did everything in his power to piss her off. as a boy if you where in Louise's position you would probably kill him.
>>270354308>Shakugan No Shana - Shana>Hayate No Gotoku - Nagi>Toradora - Taiga>Zero no Tsukaima - Louise
>>270353424This. Leave Louise, acquire Princess. If Louise complains then too bad, she's violently abusive.
>>270354172I fucking hate her because of how she treated Saito. Despite knowing of his accomplishments she never stopped looking and treating him like peasant scum right until the very end.Saito contributed more to the country in a single year than her golden cradle born, silver spoon fed ass did in her whole life.She should be kissing his dirty boots.
>>270354347on of the earliest anime I watched were Toradora and ZNT. I developed a crippling taste for violent loli tsunderes, which paved the way into becoming a hardcore lolicon.Thank you Kugimiya-sama, for showing me the light
>>270354353Saito deserved at least half of those beatings. And he's at his best with high maintenance women, like Louise. Princess would spoil him rotten then fall out of love with him because of it.
>>270352750This >>270352917 maybe she'll finally loosen up and take it easy after a few rounds of stress relief.
>>270352750Start acting like a caveman and start sniffing her really hard. She wouldn't know im acting and try to teach me how to speak and read like a retarded person and i slowly pretend to learn.
>>270352750ditch her for henrietta or meido
>>270352750Beg her to ride my face on a nightly basis.
>>270354344>threw her down stairsnever happened (in the LN anyway).
>>270354425>to the very endShe was a void mage. She definitely contributed a significant amount. The entire purpose of Saito's power is to bide time for her to do her thing.>>270354723You wouldn't have to pretend not to know how to read, it's a different writing system. Tabitha had to teach Saito.
>>270352750Gaslight everyone into believing they summon an all powerful God of War and Destruction by larping as chuunibyo as possible
>>270354490Yes but I'm not Saito.
>>270355394yes i tdid. she gets pantsed by him.
>>270352750Fuck the maid.
There was room for one more.
>>270357322HOT HOT HOT
>>270356116tsmt
>>270352750>What do you do?Trick her to wear lewd outfits for me
>>270352750Fuck up, bad
>>270353573Nagi... Is pretty dangerous... I'll chose her...
Zero no tsukaima thread?
>>270358130in my /a/?this will never get done until i finish my main game. Sorry pals
>>270352913Nagi is utter shit
>>270352859With a little sweet talk and loyalty she'd be fawning all over you the same way she did when she had that love potion, it wouldn't be hard.
>>270354347Idolmaster arcade (July 2005) - IoriShe's actually the first I think
>>270358727Kugyuu was just done recording the first iM@S game when she started Shana, making Iori the first Kugyuu tsundere.
>>270352750Rape SiestaKidnap SiestaBring Siesta back to Japan with meMarry Siesta
>>270358242Don't be mean anon. What would that Filipino Nagi obsessed guy think if he saw you speak about his love like that?
>>270352750Do as he did until they finally kiss, then stop being an absolute retard who touches every girl that comes into view and just focus on loving her alone and making her happy.Louise needed a serious lover not a five-timing asshole
>>270353108She did a fine job though, if it's rabu rabu that you're talking about.
post "it"
bump
I think it’s time for a rewatch. I remember Louise being kinda a bitch but maybe Saito deserved it. Is he as big a flirt and trying to gather a harem in the LNs as well?
Shana thighs
>>270363211>maybe Saito deserved itimagine getting a girlfriend who loves you yet you spend two entire seasons touching and flirting with every girl who goes after youLouise did nothing wrong
>>270363328God I want them to burn me
>>270352750>implying I would even have a choiceThe familiar seal forces whoever has it to love and obey their master. That's why they can have dragons as familiars.
>>270358162I can just do that in Koikatsu though.
>>270353424Fuck bothLouise would never go against her princess
Why did the queen do that? What did she see in Saito?
>>270365416dont worry, louise cant summon you if you dont have the capacity to love her.
>>270365416>>270366095>>270366279Why do I have a feeling that Henrietta sneaks out of castle every night and pretends to be prostitute to flirt with and fuck random men.
>>270366601rebound after her boy toy prince died.
>>270355416>She was a void mageanon I'm talking about Louise's sister. That bitch always viewed and treated Saito like trash, even after he became several times a hero.
>>270358455Saito was one of the few harem protags with backbone
>>270352750I take Siesta for the win.
>>270353108I hate nips who make turbo slop like this with all my soul
>>270352750Complain about her feet smelling bad and disobey her until she punishes me by making me smell and lick her feet after a long hot summer day in her shoes and stockings.This is a brilliant plan which is sure to work.
>>270363820correct. Louise and Saito's relationship was established by the end of season 1. He had won the Louisebowl and instead of claiming his prize he wasted his time chasing whorish titcows.Only saving grace is that flat is justice and justice always wins
>>270366095>>270366658she does seem the type. >repressed whoreconsidering she had no issues openly going for the man of one of her best friends and even abused her power to do so. She has uncontrollable slut impulses.
>>270367438Waiting until the end of the novel marriage to claim it was too long.
>>270366658>there's a popular prostitute in town who's a lookalike of the Princess>she's actually the Princess herselfS tier setup. Any mangas or hentais with this premise?
>>270366601slut nature, she wants what she can't have.
>>270367775I agree, should've been married by the end of season 2, early season 3 at most. Could've still teased him with whores later and it would've been even better because Louise could've asserted her dominance over the titcows>Stay away from my husband, harlot!Zero no Tsukaima was great but it missed out on being kino
With time before something more permanent happened with Louise, maybe have him do something more with another girl or two instead of it going nowhere, even if he ended up with Louise later. Just not Henrietta.
Which kugyu is:>the screamer>the squirter>the squirmer>the biter>the scratcher
>>270368576All kugyus are all of them when taking it in the ass
>>270352750>You have been summoned as Louise's familiar instead of Saito. What do you do?Use meditation and training to git gud with my powers very early on.
>>270353424https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCSzv91MiVo
>>270353686>according to LN fags it was already deserved in the LN way before S2the anime cut it out, but saito tried to rape louise the first night they were together if I remember right, so her being an unbearable cunt to him was well deserved, but since the anime cut it out, it makes her lashing out to him come off as a turbo cunt instead of something well deserved
>>270369469It's still in the anime but it's kinda played for laughs, iirc.
>>270352750.
>>270368797Nice. Now which one is the post-coitus cuddler?
>>270372043Shana.
>>270353863Man the concept of the series and some of the abilities are cool enough that the harem/ecchi hijinks honestly hurt it
>>270367373200 IQ post
