Why am I being gaslighted by the author into believing that anyone straight would choose Megumin over Darkness? How am I supposed to believe that Kazuma chose the chuuni goblin poorfag over tall, busty hottie with higher social standing when Megu has literally nothing over her?
>lighted
Lalatina's pussy is the trash can. and I have a lot of trash.
>>270367483>A woman with a higher social standing.Do you want to be a house husband, anon? That's a pathetic life. Imagine living in someone's castle and being unable to do anything you want to do because your wife is your wallet.
>>270367483Kazuma is a loser insecure NEET teenager and they tend to go after low status skinny twig girls as opposed to high confidence, self-loving adults who would go after the mentally ill hyper kinky rich baddy any day of the week.
>>270367483Personally I would make Aqua my sex slave but you do you
obviously megumin's the wife, darkness is a slave concubine, and everyone's happy
>>270367483Darkness's personality is off-putting.
>>270367483they gai>>270368504u gai
>>270368504They're all offputting, also Yunyun exists. Which means Megumin is his beard
>>270367483You are simply not a pedo like Kazuma clearly is
How many times has kazuma carried Megumin? That's a lot of contact over an extended period of time. Also imagine them subtly growing in until one day she can no longer fit on your back.
darkness is a one trick pony
>>270367483Kazuma being a lolicon was completely defenseless against Megumin's charms.
Darkness is so fucking annoying as of this past season. She's le kinky but also is like a harem mc where she always bitches out at an opportunity when she should've been all over the chance to fuck daddy Alderp. It was just annoying watching her act so embarrassed around the group when she's always been the most 1 dimensional, suifuel characters for the gang to be around in publicFor a hot busty blonde in this series look at the guildkeeper Luna, who puts Darkness to shame, also YunYun, Aqua, Eris, Chris, basically every female in this show I would rather touch before Darkness, same with Megumin, who at least is cute, has a funny personality, and wears sexy clothing.Darkness is just kind of saggy and underwhelming compared to Luna with those shorts and that top, and her degree of unhinged isn't hot compared to a fine lady like LunaSometimes you really can hate a character that much where you don't want anything to do them. Not a hatefuck either, as she doesn't inspire hate within me, she's just an annoying mess. Megumin is built for mating press, and I'd probably sooner spend a night with Iris than Darkness to be honest
>>270367483Megumin is younger. Female hands typed this question.
>>270367719Daily foot rubs and eating her carpet once a night is probably the most you will need to do, she will have maids for chores and what not. The rest is free time
>>270367483She would literally leave you for anyone that treats her worse than you do and if she doesn't you have to come up with progressively worse ways to humiliate her to keep her satisfied or she will leave you for someone worse.Dorkness is for pump and dump at best.
>>270370250And what would you even talk about with Darkness? How sad she is and how (fake) horny she is? Megumin has passion
>>270367483
>>270372272
>>270372272forgot to add>hag
>>270367483She's older, taller, has huge tits, and is overtly sexual. These are big no-no for the typically insecure audience of these series.
>>270367483Megumin is a bro. Why the fuck would I pick Darkness over her?
>>270370675Darkness tries to have sex with Kazuma in the next novels, Megumin has to stop her and calls her a homewrecker, kek.
Don't stick it in crazy, OP.
>>270367483Megumin is fun size. Darkness has too big of a body.
>>270367483Why staying with 1 if you can have harem ending.
>>270367483Kazuma’s relationship with Megumin is way better and they have a lot in common. With Darkness he’d run the risk of getting NTR’d by an ugly bastard.
>>270367483Kazama demands a harem.
>wears Darkness' old dress>It's too big>"But I was a child when I wore that"Aw, CUTE
>>270367483>>270368504ThisMasochism isn’t attractive
>>270373824No? He has no interest in two of them.
Has anybody except me thought about this?You know how Aqua is a goddess and she purifies everything into water? Does this mean she shits pure water and urinates pure water?
>>270367483It's because he's a pedo
Remember when Keitaro chose Naru over Motoko and Mutsumi.Yeah, MC is always a fucking retard.
>>270373871>>270373871yes
>>270374162What's wrong with choosing Megumin? She's a bro and would be fun to be with.
the only way any argument for any other girl can be made is when you conveniently forget that YunYun exists
>>270374358I like Megumin more.
>>270374383how
>>270374358Fat cow leave!
>>270369821I can see why people miss this fact from the anime, but Kazuma and Megumin speng A LOT of time together. Aqua is aloof and doing her own thing and Darkness has a lot of grown up responsibilities keeping her occupied.
Megumin will grow into a perfectly busty lady with firm breath, lalatina and aqua both hit the wall and have saggy tits.
>>270374930*BreatsBut i bet megumin breath is also lovely.
>>270374930Aqua is a goddess, she's not changing any time soon.
>>270374930Megumin's tits will sag like YunYun's in time.Aqua's goddess butthole will remain tight and pursed for eternity.
>>270367483Women are the only people who care about who gets with whom in a manga, anime, or LN. When did we get so many femanons on /a/?
>>270374930this is copecrimson demons fill in early
>>270374930Megumin's going to be petite for the rest of her life; she was malnourished as a child and her mom isn't lighting the world on fire in the chest department. All her filling out comes in the ass and thighs.
Is Konosuba the only japanese work in existence where the MC gets together with the best girl? Can anyone name any other examples?
>>270367719That isn't her house, it's her parents.
>>270375154Toradora
>>270375103Which one has the biggest boobs?
>>270367483She's 14.
>>270375205out of 10
>>270375198Arue
>>270375198
>>270372272>not a childIsn't that a list of qualities? I think this one is a bit off.
>>270375495Arooo indeed.
>>270367483I mean, some people like little girls.
>>270376949I don't get it.
>>270367483Kazuma is a pedo.
>>270370649>She would literally leave you for anyone that treats her worse than you doDidn't we just have a season about why this isn't actually the case, and is just a fetish? Fucking look at Aldarp, she didn't want anything to do with him.
>>270367483Darkness will 100% ntr you
Is season 3 out yet?
>>270367483Because the author for some reason felt obligated to pander towards his fanbase of pedo neets who selfinsert into Kazuma. The typical fat losers with a loli fetish who also crave the "I'm the big strong man protecting my little helpless twig girlfriend or sister" feeling.
>>270377236Leave, normalfag. Anime and manga isn't made for you.
No how matter who you accuse of pedophilia, no matter how many insults you sling at people, big bulky fat women will never be attractive. Take a seat bigfoot. You are "boobs". Be furniture.
>>270367483Kazuma is a loser by nature. If he ended up with Darkness, he'd have to step up and actually work to improve himself, since leaving her masochism aside, she's surprisingly competent as an aristocrat. On the other hand Megumin is a wreck. No matter how badly Kazuma does in life, Megumin will always need him to bail her out.
>>270367483nips marry nips. megumin is a nip clan in europe isekai. the only option was the nip girl.
>>270368091She would annoy the erections out of you Day 1.
can anyone explain why the name of this anime is stealth banned? if you try to post with the full title of the anime in the comment or the image filename the website will act like your post went through but won't actually show up. I can't post any screenshots without renaming them, even ones from previous seasons that I have uploaded before.
If you pick Megumin, your children will be geniuses.
>>270378055Konosuba?
>>270367719I live like that and it's based. I'm basically a NEET
>Aqua - She’ll take your money and spend it on useless shit. You’ll also be held responsible for any damages Aqua does because she’s retarded >Megumin - You’ll have to put up with her daily morning explosions and just like with Aqua, you’ll be held responsible for any damages Megumin does>Darkness - She’s into cuck fetish so it’s an instant no>Wiz - She’ll beg you for money so she can buy broken shit for her store. She’s also a walking corpse so she cant have babies>Eris - She’ll reject you because she doesn’t want to lose her goddess powers>Luna - She’s a gold digger so noYunyun is the only good choice here
>>270378454I cannot see this post.
>>270370649Even if you do this she will still fuck any loser who negs her, then confess to you while begging forgiveness and seeking more humiliation. Darkness is a great fuckbuddy side piece but a terrible main girl
>>270378630
>>270377606no, the annoyance gives me boners
>>270367483Just fucking pick all 7 of them.
>>270378454try to post a comment with these exact words or upload a screenshot with an auto generated filename that has the show name in it.
>>270379230What the fuck!
you can also look on the archive and see that there are 6801 archived posts that have the show's title in the uploaded file name, but only 8 of them were from this year, and every one more recent than february had dots or dashes in between the words. this is quite unusual considering that the 3rd season aired this year, but if you look at any archived threads for it you will find that every screenshot posted had a filename that did not contain the show's title.what exactly are the mods trying to accomplish with this?
>>270379579The Demon Lord must be behind this.
>>270379230Wtf happened? I tried and my post went into the shadow realm.
>>270379230この素晴らしい世界に祝福を
>>270379887So this.. is the power.. of Japanese..
Darkness's father is based
It’s a JP thing where you need to be satisfied with your lower expectations. A Western work will always go for the trophy woman.
>>270375154
>>270379579They are fucking with your head and it's working.
>>270374358So true bestie
>>270373854I beg to differ.
This season was kinda mid…LN bros does it get better?
>>270369859No, she's not. The author just didn't utilize her other tricks very well, even though he keeps presenting them.
>>270381771No worries, volume 7 which was the darkness wedding arc is one of the weaker volumes imo.If they make another season like this one it would cover volumes 8 and 9. Volume 8 is kind of a "filler" volume but Erisfags should be eating good with that one so not bad, also a great side character gets introduced here. Volume 9 is actually peak though, one of my favorite volumes.
>>270381823So a one trick pony
>>270372663>Darkness' criticismsAlready disproven here: >>270377056The rest are valid points.
>>270373064Because Darkness is a bride and a wife.
>>270376999And those people need either a therapist, a jail cell, or a bullet to the temple
>>270373865He did joke about making a harem at the end of the LN, apparently (according to a screenshot I saw). It resulted in him dying again.
>>270377298>calls Darkness 'fat'>despite being the one in the best shape in the cast, she's just taller and more developed than the girl who's literally a malnourished twigJust admit you're gay or 3rd worlder, anon
>>270381983She's a whore and a slut.
>>270374228Honestly there's nothing really bad in choosing her. It's the insistance that the other choices, especially Darkness, are somehow worthless because Megumin is a good pick. I mean, I prefer Dariness, but I definitely agree with Megumin being a solid alternative (maybe tied with Yunyun or another fan favorite pick).
>>270367483>overLow-T thought process.Harems my son.
>>270374358The only issue is her liking Kazuma. Literally the only one.
>>270376949Haha!
>>270367483megumin would make a fine girl-wife, darkness is a grand slam-pig.
>>270367483>gaslightedIt's "gaslit", not "gaslighted", ESLkun.
>>270367483the thing is, all 3 of them suck as romantic partners. anyone with a brain would choose YunYun over them
>>270379230Holy shit it's real? What the fuck? Faggot mods.
>>270379230>>270379579Yep. Weird. I'm using KurobaEx and it refuses to post ("Unable to find your post").
>>270380609So true.>>270381865Is Vol 9 after the memory wipe?
>>270382514>Is Vol 9 after the memory wipe?Before, memory wipe is volume 11
>>270381907>Didn't utilize very well!=>Didn't utilize at allSo, no.
>>270382561Oh, wow. So, the manga is that far along?Is it the Casino arc? That was pretty fun, but a bit shorter than I liked. Had a lot more opportunity than was used, imo.
>>270368504She corrected it... for not even ten seconds.
>>270379230Why did jannies ban this text?
>>270374358Megumin is the best girl for Kazuma. Literally made for each other but Yunyun is for me.
>>270368163In the LN Darkness, at some point, stated she would accept being Kazuma's mistress.
>>270373005>if you're not attracted to cow-titted, whorish, beanpole hags you are... ZE INSECURE!Why are Oedipus Complex fags so quick to project their insecurity on others?You have low T and you want a mother, you're not ready to take up the role of a manly provider. That's all okay, just don't get passive aggressive about it, like a woman.
>>270373913>post pubescent woman>pedo>>>twitter
>>270374930>Megumin will grow Anon I...
>>270375495is that from a game?
>>270381987women hit the wall at 16 anonyou fell for kike propaganda
>>270377236where do tourists like you come from?>>270377298/thread
Megumin is more charming, smarter, and her (lack of) morals are more similar to Kazuma's.
Why am I being gaslighted by the faggot OP into believing that anyone homosexual would choose Darkness over Megumi? How am I supposed to believe that Kazuma chose the chuuni goblin poorfag over cute, tomboyish hottie with higher goddess standing when Megu has literally nothing over Kurisu/Eris?Optimal party is Yunyun, Chris and Wiz. Just don't be a bitch and frontline.
>>270384458>2 Arch Wizards and 2 ThiefsShit tier party composition
>>270384050maybe on whatever backwards planet you live on, but here on earth there are millions of women who are attractive in their 30s and 40s, and hell if they have a decent diet and lifestyle, even to their 50s and 60s
>>270367644She likes trash, so it's safe to say she's into that shit!
>>270377077Nah, Lalatina is to much of a cuck to do any actual cucking. Kazuma, on the other hand...
>>270382017You're confusing her with Aqua, anon.
>>270367719your ridiculously masochistic wife who no doubt wants you to be in total control of the relationship. truly a dire fate
>>270384948They live in a fantasy setting. Anyone can sneak in and subdue Darkness then rape her but also make it explicitly clear how she could've stopped the rape if she really tried. Her fetish is pretending to put up a fight when an actual low life vagrant puts effort into raping her. A nobleman using his wealth and renown to systemically rape her is boring and permanent hence why she and the gang stopped it.
yunyun a best
>>270367483Nip chooses other nip for nippon strong. What is there not to get?
>>270375495HOLY
>guy compliments your abs>lose the mood for sexUh? Why?
>>270387079she gets hornier when insulted
>>270367483>>270369655red looks really good on her
>>270387079>caring if Darkness is in the mood for sex or notAlready failed at the first hurdle, desu
Megumin makes me feel certain feelings.
>>270383653Man, Kazuma X Megumin X Darkness would make a great polygamy pairing
>>270367483>someone likes something different to me?>IM BEING GASLIT HELP ME ANON-SAMA AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>270373064The flatness is so delicious
>>270385932>eating a plate of spaghetti with YunYun
>>270367719Did you forget that Kazuma spent months NEETing in that princess' castle?Darkness is perfect for him
'luv Darkness'luv Aqua'on't like Meguminsimple as
>>270372272darkness is a whore and will betray you because of her fetish
>>270379230Kono Sսbаrаshіі Sеkаі ոі Sһukufuku wo!Huh?
>>270379230What the fuck. This is actually real.
>>270390365What a fucking loser ahahaha.
>>270367483Their bodies aside, chuuni is a better "disability" than being a masochist.
>>270375154Gleipnir
>>270367483Because the author is a simp like most Japanese authors who shits on the big boobed blonde girl, in an attempt to simp for jealous ugly dark haired bitches.Japs always write the blonde girl as the "raped by orcs" thing meanwhile their dark haired girl is the "pure" one.But oh wait, in stuff for women they always have the blonde haired MALE. HMMMMMM
Reminder: Darkness stole Kazuma's first kiss. It's the most important and special kiss that Megumin will never get to experience with Kazuma. It's uniquely an experience only Darkness and Kazuma shared together and all future kisses he experiences will be measured against it.>I'd never been kissed before, but even I knew what was happening. I opened my eyese to see Darkness, red up to her ears and still looking angry but caressing my cheek with her left hand. She pulled away from me, and the tip of her tongue peeked, just barely bushing past my lips.>"Wh-why, you...!" I said, feeling like I should object somehow but not actually sure what to say. Before I could find the words, Darkness tugged on the the chain between us, pulling my left hand toward her. She took my wrist, leaning close to my ear.>"...I really meant to let it go, but I gave up on giving up on it. I'm older than you and Megumin, and I'm noble, to boot. Starting tomorrow, I'll keep my distance from you, and I won't try anything. But I want one last chance...">With that goose-bump-inducing whisper, and still holding my wrist, she pushed me onto the bed!>As soon as I hit the sheets, she was on me, and I was desperately trying to decide what to do.>Darkness, her face red and her breath coming hard, said, "You're always calling me perv this and ero that, like Perviness and Lewdness and whatever else...! All right, I'm a pervert! I admit it! And I'm going to keep you up all night! I'll have my way with you till the crack of dawn!">I tried to sit up, but Darkness grabbed my left hand with her right and leaned into me, forcing me back onto the pillow. That, of course, left me horizontal. Still pushing my left hand into the pillow, she mounted me, straddling my hips.
>>270367483Honestly, the reason why I'd pick Darkness over Megumin, is that Megumin is 13 while Darkness is 18 when story starts and Kazuma is a 17.It's not that big of an age gap but I'd still feel like a guilty groomer.Also because Darkness is rich, has ass, has tits and is a kinky sub slut yet still innocent.
>>270373871>Aqua has a never-ending diarrhea
>>270373871Essentially. She has peak hydration at all times, so all excess just becomes water. She probably doesn't poop at all.
>>270367483Megumin looks like she'd die during childbirth, Dorkness has the body to produce and feed a vast noble bloodline
Anybody play the dress up game that was released a while back?
>>270392689
>>270367483I think people get caught up too much on their looks. Really if personalities were swapped and Megumin was the NTR gangbang bait then her popularity would be a lot less and she would be confined to NTR gangbang porn while if Darkness had a healthy relationship with Kazuma people would push her as the best girl.
She's perfect. She can be wholesome and also likes it rough, she can be serious but also so silly, she's sexy beautiful too.
>>270377002The solution is, as to many things in life, more yuri
>>270392765Aqua and Lalatina are fine but look at DAT ASS.
>D-do commoners really use a whole box in a single night?
>>270375154Bleach
Post LN's with main heroines like Lalatina
>>270392691Darkness looks significantly hotter dressed like this. I want to see her in more poofy and frilly dresses with a mild air of embarrassment
>>270367483Megumin is not only small and petite, but also has the superior color palette - red/black.
ok
>>270393844Personality or looks? Cause I only have the latter.
>>270393844Shinmai Maou no TestamentMain girl is more of a tsundere, but is totally a masoslut.
>>270393671commoners are too poor for the box
Aqua was the only real choice. Perfect garbage waifu for the perfect garbage protagonist Or better yet: EVERYONE loses. Fuck romance bullshit, shit is so boring to read and it's also forced as hell
>>270394307>Aqua was the only real choiceHow so? All 3 are garbage waifus for the garbage protagonist. >romance bullshitThere really isn't much of this to read at all. The 3's relationship with Kazuma felt pretty natural, the only thing forced is how Aqua and Megumin never seem to get into arguments. With how stupid they are and how selfish everyone in the group can be, I don't remember those two having any bad interactions.
>>270379230I feel like this is falsely triggering the spam filter or something, i don't think the mods would ban this phrase of words specifically. Very strange though.
What would sex with Darkness be like?
>>270396142Loud
>>270396142Lots of fluids.
>>270396475Gross
>>270396142Rough
>>270396142Lots of bruises, for both.
>>270384458>Optimal party is Yunyun, Chris and Wiz.>Better Aqua, better Megu and better DarknessIMAGINE THE SEX
>>270396142Can Darkness cook?
>>270367719Anon kazuma is a turbo rich inventor. He would literally propel the fuck out of her family name
>>270375154Devil is a part timer
>>270384813that's not Megumin, retard. She's 14-16 in the LN, she already went through puberty, she'll always be be short and petite.Learn basic biology.There's another cover image where she looks even older. She's leaning forward with a cheeky smile and her old tunic hugs her slender yet curvy body. If any anon knows what I'm talking about please post it
>>270384876>bait
>>270386693>damn what a nice edit>saucenao it>imaizumi naokoWTF ISREAL
>>270384050>>270397479kys faggot
>>270397426Woman have second puberty when becoming sexually active and some woman bust grows multiple cups and stay big after pregnancy
>>270397426
>>270393607why is Lalatina such a whore?
>>270397604>faggot is when like women in their primedo goys really?
>>270397736THIS ONE, THANK YOU!this is a cutout of the og image. Where did it come from?>>270384813>>270397426here's Megusex final form
>>270379579you have noticed, you are the chosen one to be isekaied to the world of konosuba
>>270397868>this is a cutout of the og image. Where did it come from?It's from the cover of Yorimichi, a collection of short stories.
>>270397813cope tranny
>>270367483Megumin was too popular, the audience has spoken. The author was pandering to the people that pay his bills, lolicon japs. Reading the LN it becomes clear Kazuma was supposed to end up with Lalatina, he checked all his boxes and they had a lot of chemistry. Every scene they had together was guaranteed to be hilarious or wholesome. Meanwhile Megumin pretty much becomes a plot device by book 3, only being used to drop exposition all the time because "le ebin crimson demon is so smart and understand everything", when in reality mist of her lines was just her dropping exposition and plot points as the plot device she was. Yet Megumin was the most popular character in Japan, because japs are lolicons but also because of her chunny, bratty personality, while simultaneously being submissive and low status, shes literally the ideal japanese woman according to japs.
>>270398195>>270397736Dont argue with anime only retards. By the end of the LN Megumin was getting curvy and had at least B cups. I was kind of disappointed, I liked her flat version better.
ENTER
>>270399861and?
>Mogs every girl in a 100 mile radius
>>270400649Based and cutest and waifuest
>>270392337>Also because Darkness is rich, has ass, has tits and is a kinky sub slut yet still innocent.Proof that Lalatina is perfection
Yunyunfags only like her because they think she is desperate enough to like them back (she isn't)
>>270400763YunYun is a sweet heart you wouldn't get it
>>270400856Yunyun is a sweetheart, but she'll avoid someone if they're beyond help like that one schizo that spams those Yunyun wife threads on /a/ daily
>>270398693>his mind is filled with troons>>270398195yes, this was the one, thank you.>>270399423correct. And yes while I do like 13 year old Meg better on paper, I love the woman she became even more. When I saw pic related I thought "Gotta marry her". Look at her in the summer dress. Imagine making a family her.
>>270400649>>270400856why does such a shy girl wear such pronounced cleavage?
>>270401518agreed, you need to be a strong successful man ready to support YunYun. not a NEET schizo>>270401556it's all they had in the crimson demon village store pls understand
>>270387990Yes.
I demand more spicy Darkness images.
>>270387990>>270401888
>>270389627Stop spouting lies, anon. Or at least admit you didn't actually read or watch anything past the first season/few volumes.
