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>oh fuck that's so fucking hot oh god so sexy...
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>>270622269
closer to the heart
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>>270622269
Still needs nipples, anon.
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>>270622289
So the hottest thing possible to you is cutting a girl's chest open and eating her heart?
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>>270622456
are you a beast or what? season the board first anon
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i love flatties...
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>>270622699
And by season, you mean cum on it, right?
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>>270622906
you sure know a lot about how to best love a flattie even if you claim to not like them, anon
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>>270622456
do you want to cut open pussies cuz u like em
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>>270622933
I never claimed not to like them. My only other post on this thread is the one pointing out the need for nipples.
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>>270622959
Don't need to, they come pre-cut.
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>>270622269
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>>270622269
>posting a blue board
How meta.
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>>270622269
Would lick and suck. Big boobs are disgusting.
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>>270622269
whats her personality like though?
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>>270624398
Kek
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>>270622699
>season the board
why I come on my cock, not inside
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>>270628371
Chop chop chop chop chop
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>>270622456
No that would be slicing up her chest, retrieve her kokoro.
Slice up myself, retrieve my kokoro.
Then rubbing them against each other.
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sane thread
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Real question though, what’s the point of a woman who can’t give you a paizuri?
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>>270628901
brb faping to this one.
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>>270629016
Naizuri, you absolute troglodyte.
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>>270628371
>literal animal noises
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>>270628901
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>>270628993
Well sorry to break your expectation.
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>>270629101
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>>270629101
add a cute navel then we can fap for real
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>>270624182
Oppai bitch got fired, KWAB.
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>>270629240
I'm sticking my dick through the navel!
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>>270629240
hot
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>>270622269
Spoiler this shit I just came in my pants..
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>>270629240
aWOOGA
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what is going on in this thread...
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Delicious Flat Cutting board
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>>270630290
>ribs
I'm getting close.
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>>270629101
THREAD KUROKO
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>>270630290
A proper flatty has twintails.
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>>270622269
status
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witnessing rare good thread
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>>270630605
>geez knife-senpai~
>you’re soooooo dull~
>no girl would eeeever be interested in letting you chop on her~
>well maybe there’s one out there hmmm <3
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What the fuck have you guys done
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>>270622269
Best thread today on this
>board
/a/ is still good after all
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You all disgust me. Fixed
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>>270630605
>>270631466
I really, REALLY didn't want to fap to this but you guys forced my hand, I hope you're real proud of yerselves
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>>270631466
>she looks way too good in her swimsuit
>my heart is racing
>thank god it’s spoilered
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>>270631466
Let's go.
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>>270631891
MODS
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>>270631453
Best thread on the entire site. Best thread on the entire internet.
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>>270622269
Finally, a high IQ thread.
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>this entire thread
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How about this?
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>>270630532
Good one
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I feel aroused...
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>>270622269
Exactly that but unironically
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>knife-san, cutting board-chan will be mine!
>if you have a problem with that how about we compare blades!
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>knife-san don’t do it!
>the president is japanese!
>that means he’s been folded over 1000 times!
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>>270631891
Write your name
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>Oi, Board-chan, these assholes bothering you?
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>I’ll take you on!

>Looks like you’re not the coward I thought you were
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>>270631891
I can work with this
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>HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

>DIE!
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>>270634295
at least add some shades
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>>270631891
god damn that's so hot
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>go for it president!
>kick his ass!
>that other knife’s actually kinda cute…
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>>270634392
>I see you haven't lost your edge Santoku-san
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>>270634392
KNAIFU-SEMPAI, YAMETEEEEE
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>*POP*

>Where did he go!?
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>>270634731
OH NO! ABUNAI!
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>Take THIS!

>When did he?!
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>>270632615
>>270631891
>>270630605
*fap* *fap* *fap*
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>>270630605
How do I get my nearly flat GF to wear microbikini, it's too lewd for her.
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>The president is cracked now
>If knife-san manages to land another solid hit it’s over
>He might actually win this!
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>>270634996
H-hayai!
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>This is the first time I’ve ever taken damage
>I’m impressed
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>*POP*

>That same trick again?
>I expected more from you!
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>>270630605
you know i thought this was the dumbest shit imaginable
but then you added the fleshtooth and i just lost it

genius
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>How predictable this time your mi-
>WHAT!?
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>>270628993
>>270622269
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>HIS SHEATH!?!!!!?!?!!
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>>270636287
???
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>IT’S OVER!!!

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
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what the fuck is this thread
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>>270636668
anime
you wouldn't get it
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>>270629101
>true queen of /a/
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>You may have committed horrible crimes on this school and its students
>But as a man who shares my tastes I can’t bring myself to hate you
>The first dish me and board-chan make together will be japanese in your honor!

>T-thank… you…
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Later that night.
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>>270636427
no one likes medium sized boobs so they go for characters that aren't supposed to be attractive of course too big boobs become ridiculous after a point
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>>270637177
i just don't get the graph axis
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Impressive...
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i'm crying tears of both laughter and ToT
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>>270637000
>>270631891
>>270630605
Yeah, this works. Thanks for the new waifu, friends.
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>>270636821
>>270637000
I'm in awed. Bette than Bleach.
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>>270622269
Cute
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>>270637000
Unironically got an erection
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enter the next main antagonist
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>>270636668
Ssshhhh just take some popcorn
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Looking at how their anatomy works. Weren't they fighting with their dicks?
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>>270638149
Knife-kun doesn't stand a chance.
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>>270638237
Can't beat the cock, after all
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>>270638149
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>>270636427
cleavage joke?
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>>270637000
wtf dude!
this is a blue board!!!
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>>270638733
There's also a knife there too.
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>>270638895
sex and violence! just like we love it!
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>>270638584
Knife-kun is a thousand time folded, he'll cut him like butter.
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>>270622269
Where did you find this picture of Foom?
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>>270630605
>fleshfang
Into the trash it goes.
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>>270638149
>obligatory fat ugly bastard ntrbait
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A new transfer student shows up.
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>>270640104
Damascus-kun...
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This show used to be good before they all turned into swords and started shooting laser beams constantly.
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>>270640104
Jamal...
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>>270640607
>mfw this was a prequel to Thunderbolt Fantasy all along
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>>270641733
ONORE!
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>>270629101
bikini too small, I prefer my cutting board not to be a whore
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>>270631891
How are you supposed to stick it in this, it's like not even 10mm thick
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>>270636349
>>270636454
>>270636654
Finally, a protagonist who is actually smart with great fight IQ, and not a fucking retard with "I punch big" powers. And not the smartness is literally magic type of smart, but instead conditions his opponents to think in certain way to trick them.
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>>270643363
>asspulls a sheath out of nowhere
Yeah, sure thing bud.
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>>270637235
X axis is intelligence, Y axis is enjoyment of this thread
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>work in 15 minutes
>no time to edit a bright red randoseru onto board-chan
>mfw
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>>270622289
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>>270643790
Time to get late 30 minutes to work then.
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>>270636349
naniii?!?
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>>270628868
h-hot
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MORE BOARDS
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>>270644920
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this girl better make it into the >2024 collage
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>>270645165
Sexy.
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>>270645366
>girl
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>>270646049
well, you had a chance to edit a bulge we all could recognize but it's too late now
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Good thread
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>>270645165
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>this whole thread
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>>270643815
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>>270651615
You fucking pervert.
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Best thread on /a/ right now.
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>>270652194
like always "off topic" stuff are the best threads
>there's still a bunch of cargo cultist who still think that /a/ is better than /v/
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>>270629101
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ok that was fun
now dump the flattie pics
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>>270637000
Prez bros...
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>>270636821
Damn... Sakarai really put it all on the line for Board-chan pussy... My favorite type of antagonist is one who has straightforward goals and a sense of honor. Yes Sakarai's lust for Board-chan was initially born out of his immense desire to prepare the best dishes, but I believe at some point throughout the battle he began to think to himself that what he was truly looking for was not just pussy, but someone who would stand by him no matter how sharp he cuts.

This desire is tragically held by Knife-san as well which really drives home the fact that these two were fated to be enemies despite walking the same path...
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>>270652758
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I never knew the lives of cutting boards and knives was so intricate.
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>titsless thread
no fun at all
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>>270652963
here you go
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>>270651129
I was hoping this would exist.
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>>270653194
Disgusting.
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>>270653194
I'd use her as a mousepad.
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>>270645165
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OP utterly BTFOed by /a/ creativity and love for flatties.
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>>270653194
I hate this so fucking much, why did so many good r34 had to be ruined by the artist's boobs fetish? I searched for a flattie not an elephant
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>>270653883
>ruined by the artist's boobs fetish?
almost anon, you almost did the meme
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>>270653194
DELET
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So many faggots around these parts, tits are a sign of a woman and those without are just pretty men in dresses
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Blessed thread
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>>270654023
Yes, and?
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oh I thought we were talking literally about these cutting boards. I really like them.
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>>270637000
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOO
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>>270654524
But I like small asses too.
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>>270653194
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>>270629101
SEKUSUUUU NOW!
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>>270629101
My penis...
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>>270637000
I KNEEL
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>>270654651
Thanks for the sundress
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I like my flattie covered in gothic victorian dress with only her neck and face visible
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>>270654902
Board-nee, nyooo
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>>270622269
>>270630605
>>270637000
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b-bros?
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>>270655635
I was just thinking about this what the fuck
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>>270655635
>"Don't say I'm cute! I'm a boy!" *blushes*
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>>270631891
This is going to the new year collage.
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>>270654902
Why are the lolis naked?
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Did you really think you could get away with all this?
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>all of these boards?
made for HIM
>knife kun?
BROKEN by a superior BREED
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>>270655635
>b-but knife kun I'm not a-
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>>270655635
>>270655690
A Boardeyoshi is cute beyond gender.
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>>270655955
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toasting in an epic bread
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>>270656308
bejita...
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>>270655635
delicious brown
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tanlines
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>>270656380
this board is in need of some correction
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reply to me when you finish your screencap anon
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>officer.. I swear.. I was just discussing kitchen utensils with a couple of bros, on this anonymous board
Hold right there, criminal.
You thought you would escape the firm arm of the law, didnt'ya?
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>Hey, Board-chan, check out my abs. You can, like, totally grate cheese on them.
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>>270629101
There’s nothing hotter than this. This is literally built for sex
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>an actual good thread in the year of our lord 2012 + 12
It's been so long... ;_;
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>>270655955
But sir, Knife-kun can easily incapacitate cleaver, as cleaver's zesty hole is made to be hook broken (see picrel). As a result, he often hangs on the down low. Americans know this, and so they often even use him as bait, even in scenarios which are completely unrelated. In fact, there is a law: The longer a series of events occurs, the more likely for an American to speak at length about black cleavers.
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>Knife-sama, cooking doesn't suit the fiancée of the heir to the Megaplatezawa group! I will turn you into a proper table knife! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>270656415
>nee nee onii-chan
>don't my tanlines look good?
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>>270654524
brown
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>>270656860
kek
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>n-no, we can't, you know I'm straight
>So's spaghetti until it gets wet
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>>270657407
>GODwn
yep
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>>270658604
>twincest
Based.
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>>270657600
>I won't tolerate any further slander on ojou-sama's good name
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>>270628371
>>270628901
>>270629101
>>270629240
>>270631891
>>270632615
>>270632916
>>270637000
>>270645165
>>270654651
Now we are onto something here.
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BROS
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>>270661301
Damn, the 100+ years trapped in that casket really did wonders on Jonathan's figure.
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>>270645165
kek
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don't see threads this good very often these days
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>>270622269
Thank you for this thread.
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Fuck this thread is amazing. I'm lucky to have caught it.
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>>270657286
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>>270622269
Do they get bigger when pregnant?
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>>270662361
Yes.
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>>270662357
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Toastin in ebic bread
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>>270662357
This one is exceptionally good because you can see it as the front or the back of a girl. the top two lines could be breasts or shoulder blades. The middle line could be a navel or a lower back indent. The bottom two lines could be vagina bones or the meeting of the sacrum and the ass crack. Just marvelous.
>>270663083
>Toastin
Toasters belong on /d/ this is a cutting board thread.
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>>270663364
it's intended to be the front
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Enter the foreigner student
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>>270664162
d-don't look you p-perverted utensil!
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>>270630605
I think merch like this would sell.
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what with those curves
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>>270664668
The perfect body for a mother of 5 damn
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>>270654524
>ass
are you black
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Truly a thread for the ages, haven't laughed this hard in a while
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>>270643502
All knives have a sheath, you fucking speedreader. Most just throw it away because they are either dumbasses, and view it as useless, or talk some shit about honor, and willingly not use it.
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>>270636349
He used substitute
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next time make some sexy tiles for tilefucker
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>>270622269
Arona blyad!
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>>270656853
You have to be underage to enjoy an unfunny Reddit thread like this.
Reminds me too much of early /b/
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>mfw this whole thread
Put me in the screencap
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I love you bros so much it's unreal
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>>270665691
>anons putting even a modicum of effort into their posts is reddit
the site would be better without people like you, and I honestly mean that.
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>>270654902
NTR artists are actually fucked in the head.
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>>270664485
Obviously the Italian exchange student.
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>>270656308
This seems oddly familiar
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>mfw
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Goddamn, that's so fucking hot.
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>>270664668
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>>270665987
No! Part of 4chan's fun is it's fleeting nature, this thread is only in this minute, you can enjoy it only now. If you record it, you won't enjoy it today.
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Posting in a high quality thread
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>>270622308
I swear censors are not people.
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>>270666532
Anon it’s the Wataten accordion
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Holy shit my sides
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>>270664668
child bearing hips
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this is why i cum on my board and not my
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>>270662357
>>270657286
>those tan lines
Unf.
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I told you that fun allowed threads are better.
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>classical Japanese term for titfucking roughly translates to "rolling vegetable on a washboard"
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>>270664668
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>>270667854
what's the jp word
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>>270622269
YES
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>>270667936
Don't remember exactly, I was translating the Japanese wikipedia article on the subject for fun when I saw it. I'd have to go back through it to find it.
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>>270622269
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I love flats!
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>>270666660
Anon, this is a blue board!
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>>270631891
BLESSED
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>>270668267
alright I looked it up myself, shame that there's no source cited in the wiki though
>かつて、この種の行為は日本語では「紅葉合わせ」と呼ばれていた。その後、キュウリやナスなどを塩揉みする際にまな板の上へ塩を撒き、押し付けるように転がす「板擦り(いたずり)」と関連付け、押し付けるのが板ではなく胸であることからこう呼ばれるようになったと考えられる。
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impressive thread
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>>270637000
Its good to be back, /a/
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the meme actually refers to 'ironing boards' and not 'cutting boards'
but whatever, dont wanna ruin it, still a great thread
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>>270652846
You really cut to the heart of the matter
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>>270637000
I hate how this works for me.
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>>270664668
Fatty flattie
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>>270668563
>>270667854
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>>270662401
Kek
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>>270669014
Now someone just needs to edit an ironing board to have curves.
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>>270669014
Was the fact that it’s blue intentional? (Blue board)
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>>270655635
>S-senpai, you know I'm a boy, right? There is no way something like a skirt would suit me..
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Are we talking about fucking kitchen appliances now? I think it would be really sexy to fist a blender.
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>>270669255
What gave you that idea. Appreciating flat boards is just the way it is in /a/ - Anime & Manga
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/a/ - Kitchen Appliances
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>>270669255
The a in /a/ has always stood for Appliances.
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>>270655635
Hag, disgusting
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>>270669014
>cutting board = small board
>ironing board = big board
All this tells us is that /a/ is suddenly full of pedos.
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>>270669248
>that "handle" hanging under the skirt
kek
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ENTER
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>>270668333
Foom best girl.
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>>270669014
So you're saying we're going to have a love triangle?
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>>270669871
I kinda wish the author didn't hamfist a useless "muh perfect steam world" arc between two VERY important arcs. I mean, yeah, okay, you wanted to indulge in a fetish, but why here? At least put it after Leaf Under Shade Island arc or Mr. Oak's arc.
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>>270670165
Love triangle you say?
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>>270670275
annoying brat
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ToT
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>>270669724
>tells
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>>270669046
Heh
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>>270671155
The man who saved the world
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Cute and canon.
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>>270672879
>breasts
Fucking fanartists, when will they learn
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>>270672879
Pffffft
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>>270672879
>Hey babe, you wanna ditch this loser and go for a ride?
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>>270654651
Hey! I recognize that bulge!
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>>270655681
>genuine cut from wood
SOVL
>>270655635
>stacked wood boards
slop
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>spin-off no one asked for
>shitty cgi
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>>270669014
dunno about that
they way i have been educated, the meme started from washing boards
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>>270675358
anime has fallen
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>>270622269
What is the official perspective on end grain cutting boards?
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>>270675762
Nice addition to original cast.
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>>270628371
>>270628901
>>270629101
>>270629240
>>270630290
>>270630605
>>270631466
>>270631891
>>270632615
>>270632916
>Curves
What the fuck is even the point you stupid faggots
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>>270675762
dunno about the flecked one, but the one on top of which she is laying is marbleous
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>>270676104
Flatties have can have hips and nice thighs too
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>>270658604
Nice eyelashes.
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>>270669972
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>>270628868
And that's when the fusion/transformation sequence starts
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>>270637000
kino
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>>270656308
kengan moment
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Best thread in years.
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This thread is so flat, yet deep. Doesn't fall flat at all. Absolute kino deconstruction of /a/ thread.
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>>270669248
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Wanna /ss/?
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>>270677569
>plastic
only organic you filthy pleb
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>>270677569
Waaaah, his blade is so small and cuuuute~!
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>>270676104
>girl if it was made by a western artist
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>>270677569
giwtwm
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>>270630605
An ugly bastard approaches.
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This is the best thread in years
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>>270679159
pfffffff
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>>270669014
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>>270674062
fucking hell
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>The training arc before the big tournament
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Best thread on /a/ rn
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>Tell me Conan.. What is best in life?
>Invading the lands of your enemies, cutting down their men, taking for yourself their stuff
>and hearing.. the crackling lamentations of their women
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Any hagfags here?
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>>270677569
My penis just twitched
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>>270681067
that's not a REAL hag
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>>270669724
>suddenly
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>used goods
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>Aloha, Knife-kun!
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>>270681327
Disgusting... and anons are defending this
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Thanks for allowing this one mods.
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>>270681329
>tall, tanned, surfer, tomboy
oh lord
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>>270681374
You can still use her. She is still good to go. Just try it once.
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>>270681327
She’s probably picked up a trick or two with all that action.
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>Tattoos
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>>270681167
lolibaba........
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>>270679159
>S-So if I agree to do "it", you'll not send those pictures? B-But we're both knifes...
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Congratulations!
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>>270681999
OH FUCK IT'S AN ANGEL
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A good thread.
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>>270682021
Commander, permission to launch unit 02!
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>>270681999
Silverware's Wish might have been smut slop, but that ED was great, I will admit.
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>Oi senpai, did you hear about the new teacher that just started? I hear she's a real ball-breaker!
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>>270681329
>My childhood friend who moved to Osaka years ago got enrolled to the same highschool as me!!
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>>270681999
>>270682021
>>270682054
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>"Oh fuck yeah. You like when I tease you like that? Got me hard as steel. Gonna stick my fucking tip in you~"
>"Ugh, fuck... so tight, I bet you want me to leave part of me inside you, you hardbodied little slut..."
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>W-What is this feeling?!
>Something inside of me is emerging!
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Lurking since the thread started.
Now begging to be put in the screencap. Thank you.
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>>270636668
Good, a rarity here enjoy it.
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Anons, r8 my boardfu
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>>270669176
Ironing boards already have curves, tho.
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damn brat board needs a correction
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>>270683441
Stained used goods...
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ENOUGH OF THE CUTTING BOARDS YOU ASSHOLES
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>>270656308
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Can you repeat the question?
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>>270683824
I didn't realise you swung that way anon.
Here's something more to your tastes.
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>>270683441
The microplastics add flavor
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>>270684462
How will anon ever recover from this...
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harem anime
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>>270633398
how did they get away with this shit
shes built like a 11 year old and shaped like a sex doll
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>>270684774
Hell yeah she is.
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>>270622308
It's been demonstrated that the smaller the breasts the more sensitive the nipples are
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>>270683441
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>>270684951
edgy
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>>270684951
I miss the self-harm trend
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>>270684951
I recognise those eyes
The intersopecies reviewers fairy
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>>270669014
Both are used, along with washboards.
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>>270684951
TOP KEK
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>>270683441
every scratch marks tells a story anon, and most of those aren't old wounds

what the fuck did you do to that poor thing, I've seen prostitutes in better condition than that sorry whore
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>>270622269
My wife Sxrp is so cute
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>>270630605
Wow.
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Best thread.
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>>270681327
Cutter.
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>>270628868
lewd
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toasting in epic bread!!!
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>>270637000
Fantastic story, immaculate fight choreography and diverse cast of characters. Great ending too better than most of the halfhearted garbage we get.
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>>270670275
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>>270689036
>you truly are the sharpest knife in the drawer
I cried when he say this
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>>270689091
>3dpd
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WTF I thought funposting was illegal here.
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>>270622269
This might be the best thread of the year.
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>>270638895
hilarious
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you may not like it but this is what peak female performance looks like
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>>270689523
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Does anyone know where this is from?
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Kel this thread is gold, I didn't knew we still had it.
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>>270690016
yoooooooooooooo
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>>270689523
ToT
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>>270670275
w-what are you doing with that hand up her skirt anon?
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test
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>>270690074
>wearing pads
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Happy I randomly clicked on this. Easily thread of the year.
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>>270693666
kill yourself vtumour
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>>270629101
she fucks fat ugly old men
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bump
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This thread is now /a/ canon.
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>>270693666
sex
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>>270669248
Haha you fucking dog
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>>270672879
CSM Part 3 looking hype af
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>>270683441
Kek what a slut, my condolences anon, hagfags always lose
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>>270684462
Is this... maturbation?
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>>270622269
Flat is justice.
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>>270684951
holy fuck
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>>270689523
holy
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>>270655068
Hot
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>>270669248
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>>270669248
the handle is feminine so it's not gay
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>>270637000
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP GET SLICED GET SLICED GET SLICED GET SLICED
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>>270630605
Okay time to admit it
How many of you actually fapped to this
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>>270698980
You say "admit" as if I'd ever keep it a secret
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Guess I need to set up a new filter.
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>>270685528
10 thousand knives stare
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>>270669724
>suddenly
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>>270689091
>PUT ON THE CAT EARS AND WE CAN WORK THIS OUT
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Finally a good thread on /a/
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>>270689523
That's a plank
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>>270701377
Out of 10!
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>>270637000
It really flattens the mood how they butchered this scene in the remake, their censorship was a recipe for disaster
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>>270684883
>yurifags shit up another thread
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>>270683441
what did you DO to her?
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>>270684883
>>270701907
Consider the following:
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>>270702746
Now we're talking. Based.
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>>270702746
Is... is that even allowed?
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>This thread
In conclusion, yes, flat chests are incredibly fucking erotic
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>>270637000
I FUCKING KNEEL
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>>270702746
Agree
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>>270702746
another polygamous relationship filled with whores and sluts, when will we get some sweet monogamous romance?
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what exactly is the goal here
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>>270703052
this is the goal >>270698842
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amazing thread
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>>270684951
100 knives, maybe more!
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>>270702746
This is why harems are incelbaits. We all know two is the maximum you can have.
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>>270684951
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>>270704431
kek
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>>270704431
I fear for the women of the other brothels that Knife-senpai has reviewed.
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>>270681862
I've read that as "just a lil' bit slutty". I need to have my eyes checked.
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How does /a/ do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.
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I will not allow this thread to reach page 10!
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>>270622269
mmm yummy microplastics
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>>270706299
The thread's gotta end sooner or later. I prefer later, but whatever will be will be.
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>>270704431
Lel. Good post.
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>>270706359
"Utensils" fits better than "Appliances" I feel.
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The fabled /ack/ thread…
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>>270635938
>reused animation
Madkitchenfags will defend this.
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>>270704431
This thread has been fucking gold
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>>270706742
You're not wrong. Appliances works with /a/, though having the same first letter as the board isn't a necessity I guess.
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>>270706833
You could do "/a/ - Kitchen Appliances and Utensils".
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>>270707122
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>>270707122
You son of a bitch you cracked the code.
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/u/tensils
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>>270707331
This is not a fur thread!
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>>270684462
This is a blue board anon, you're not allowed to post gore like that. Post more blue boards.
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Don't know about you, fellas, but i enjoy the author posting drafts on his socials. Really helps to grasp the effort going into his work.
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>>270704431
Peak
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They are great for racial play
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>>270630290
Ribs are the peak of femininity
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>>270636821
Hotoku no Ken tier.
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This has been the best thread on /a/ in years.
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Any drawfags making board art lately?
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>>270654902
Goddamnit
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>>270708628
I'm writing a KYM article on it as we speak
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So when are we starting our Kitchen Utensil hentai game? I can help with the coding.
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>>270709100
but what board can we use to represent the essential tsundere?
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>>270704431
quality post
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>>270709448
A two sided board with different texture cutting surfaces.
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this is the april fools we never got
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>>270709618
you didn't get any desucoin?
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Excellent thread, gentlemen. I would've expected this to just be a bog standard flatgirl thread (which I still deeply appreciate) but you boys went above and beyond.

Have my favorite brand of flat (tallflat) as compensation.
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To (you), 2000 years from now
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>>270709684
desu no.
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>Don't call me a sword, I'm still a knife!
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He's here...
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>>270677074
>>270679214
>>270708628
Last time we had a thread this good was WELL WELL WELL
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>>270710990
Nah, there was another excellent thread earlier this year; it still lives rent free in my head
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/263752461/
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>>270711257
Oh yes. The 2007 thread.
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The possibility of threads like these are why I keep coming back to this site and can't leave
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It was an honor laughing with you /a/ll.
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>>270710990
This year's WELL WELL WELL thread was very fun too. Probably helps that it isn't completely forced (besides the first month after the original thread).
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>>270710926
That's the one who's obsessed with the military and talks nonstop about it despite never having served.
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>>270711982
a difficult type to do well
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>>270664162
Now we're talking
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>>270622269
big breasts might fill a man's hands, but small breasts fill a man's heart
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spin-off?
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/196287928/
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>>270712302
But what will the man's children drink?
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>>270708250
>that crumpled-up tissue
does he really? to his own artwork?
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>this entire thread
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what a beautiful thread I got to see grow
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>>270637000
fucking kino
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dumb thread, my favorite
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Very nice thread. Good job everybody.
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Last for a good thread. See you in a few months.
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We've hit the bump limit. Great work, anons, it was a pleasure shitposting over cutting boards and knives with you all.
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>>270711626
Can I get a link to this? I didn't know there was a sequel.
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>>270713590
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/269586830
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>>270680292
You are telling me someone straight up lied to me on the internet?
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>>270712569
>But what will the man's children drink?
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This thread is so great I'm surprised the faggot jannies didn't delete within minutes.
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See you around, kings.
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>>270654524
You're in the wrong thread. This thread is for flat chest small butt appreciators.
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>>270632916
kek
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>>270704431
It do be like that
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>>270668494
What game?
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>>270709557
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Gentlemen, it's been an honor to shitpost with you all. Put me at the end of the Screencap.
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>>270685528
(You) son of a bitch...
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>>270705230
For once, this isn't a shitpost, but the unvarnished truth.
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>>270710990
Share desuarchive link to the original, pls
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>>270637000
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>>270714812
Promise you'll make a screencap. I don't think anyone has yet.
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/237341365
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>>270622269
These threads either die with 3 replies or reach bump limit
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>>270637000
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>>270715022
I'm glad it was the latter this time
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I feel bad for all the anons who missed this threads
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>>270715022
A rare winrar thread
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>>270655838
Why shouldn't they be?
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It was a pleasure funposting and having laughs with all of you.
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This thread was a cut above the rest.
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>>270715872
CARLOS!!!



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