Did she really fuck Kaiki?
>>271214801no, she fucked hanekawa
>>271214801Yes, she shoved her big dick in his butthole
>>271214801She wishes, but fortunately for Kaiki he avoided that honey trap.
>>271214801I don't really understand the point of introducing the new character "Senshougahara" during the culmination of the Nadeko Medusa arc. She shows up for one episode, contacts Kaiki, talks for a bit, and then disappears for the rest of the season. Wouldn't it be more appropriate for one of the main cast like Gaen, Hanekawa, or even Senjougahara to contact Kaiki instead?
yes
No
maybe
>>271214801kaiki is loyal, so no
They are both virgins
kaiki more like kikeki am i roght bros xddd
>>271214801it's been established for a long that that Kaiki did indeed fuck crabwhore
>>271214801I think so, but the series is not brave enough to outright say it, so we have to speculate.
>>271218795So Ararararararagi went right for the ass? And has kept her a virgin, for some reason?
>>271214801he just walked her home
>>271214801he took all of Crab's holes, unironically.
>>271218983Gently?
>>271216250lel
>>271215586Ragi is such a pretty girl
i want to watch this but i know that other websites will give me some convoluted watch order like they do with f/snWhat's the order for watching this
I just watched 6.5 and man, it was like Nisio read some classic grimms tale and stuffed it into monogatari with his own addition of *literally everyone* dying for no reason.
Why didn’t she rape araragi after she beat him? Not enough blood pressure to get an erection?
>>271221626just watch the anime release order or the book publication order
>>271214801that's up to us to decide
>>271221626novel release order as the author intended
>>271214801Didn't we settle this already? Stop fucking asking everytime... YES
>>271221626alphabetical
>>271214801Hitagi Senjougahara believes with all her heart that Kaiki Deishuu took her first time. When in reality it was a fata morgana, a trick of the light. She saw Kaiki in a state of undress before she presented him with her hindquarters But her face was in the pillow the entire time. Kaiki didn't speak during. In the end it could have been any older man. Knowing Kaiki though it would have been an older man with a fat wallet.
>>271214801Kaiki's penis is for one woman only.His tombstone will probably read 'he never scored'.
>you will never have a monkey bro to molest girls withReminder that she canonically deflowered Araragi's boypussy.
>>271214801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvIEztK_gwQ&ab_channel=PrincessNicoleI think the opening gives a hint...
>>271214801>bake>autistic but pushy girl who leaned about human interaction from manga>s2>epitome of woman's moment
What would happen if Kaiki ended up fucking snake?
>>271216250What do you mean "Kaiki"? She talks with a man called Suzuki.
>>271221626Novel order for everything up until the new episodes that aired this year. Then just watch the anime as it airs, because it'll be a LONG time before you can continue in novel order, if ever.
>>271214801nu-raragi a HOT
>>271222974off model from how he looks in show
>>271222982i know and i will never forgive them for getting my hopes up
>>271214801Wasn't Kaiki still hung up on his college crush?
>>271221626Anime release order, except you can watch Kizumonogatari at any point AFTER Bakemonogatari.They just didn't have the budget to make Kizumonogatari into an anime before that, that's why it came out much later. The anime still works regardless in its airing order though.
i love monogatari so much bros
>>271223198>budget memekill yourself
>>271222974the fuck did they do to him?
>>271223270>kill yourselfSeems like a bit excessive to me.
>>271223471Weekly forcefem sessions from Gahara after she heard he crossdressed in zoku.
>>271223206It's one of those shows where I could just watch the characters talk for hours on straight. A lot of the new seasonal slop can't compete with a show of this caliber.
>>271223510It's not that hard to tell others to watch Kizu after Bake and having some consideration for their viewing experience yet you insist on being stupid about it. "Wait to read Book 2 until uhhh whenever you feel like it bro the story is more like a vibe than a flow you know what I'm sayin"
>>271214801Multiple times.
>>271218795Indeed Kaiki is pure and a virgin, I will not stand for this slander any longer
>>271218886Yep. Walked her home on tip-toes, too.
>>271222842Kaiki would never do that
>>271223790Okay man, it's literally a big flashback, it's not gonna change much, just like it didn't change much to who watched it in anime release order as it was airing.I was just keeping it simple, which is also "viewing experience consideration".
>>271224111Non of the Shinobu scenes make any sense if you haven't watched Kizu.
>>271222949fan translations have finished off and monster season>>271221626anime release order, except after Bake you read Kizu before watching Nise
>>271224337NTA but...reading?! Gross!!!
>>271214801No, I get the feeling Kaiki is a NGE fan and fantasises about being Kaji subconsciously. So he THOUGHT Senjou had a thing for him like Asuka did for Kaji, but in truth he was still loyal to his girlfriend like Kaji was to Misato.
>>271214801Yes
>>271216250>>271214801Araragi and Senjougahara break up four times. They will never be happy together.
Book readers, when is more Kikey?
One more day, bros...
>>271214801Sadly no. She WAS willing to but Kaiki No Way Fag'd her for her own good.Kaiki knew that his mother was too far gone and drank the cult's Kool-Aid and even if that cult fell she would just hop on another one. Instead he removed the Mother of Senjou's life by pushing some buttons so that her Father could see it and broke the family.Senjougahara was mad at Kaiki because what she really wanted was to have him at her side and take on her Mother's problems together instead of solving the issue like Kaiki did.
>>271227144Kaiki died remember?
>>271221632>his own addition of *literally everyone* dying for no reasonYou can't make the tale of Princess Beauty/Kisshot without everyone normal dying Kisshot insane levels of loneliness can only be explained by that.
>>271214801i thinkyeah (headcanon)
>>271214801No, but she did have sex with Hanecow- >>271214831 Damn it, I was too late. Anyways no, and Kaiki remains a moneysexual virgin until this very day. It's tricky to pin down exactly when Hitagi gave her virginity to Araragi though, but that time she made chocolate for him is a strong candidate.
>>271214801This is pure headcanon pushed by seething Catfags.
Crab is such a Stacy that she not only cucked Cat and took Araragi's virginity, but she also took Cat's just to remind her to not get any funny ideas about her man.
>>271228380A truly alpha move
>>271227923Speedwatcher-kun...
Is he a virgin?
>>271214801Yeah, it's implied.
Just got caught up with the current season. I like her a lot as a character, but convince me that Tsukihi isn't a menace that should've been put down in Nise when they had the chance from an in-universe perspective.
>>271229876>convince me that Tsukihi isn't a menace that should've been put down in NiseWe wouldn't have gotten the bath scene in Tsukimonogatari.
>>271229499
>>271229876What triggers the cucking phoenix to combust and reborn.
>>271229499Medusadeko should have been Espeon.
>>271229080He's Kanbaru's secret biological father with Tooe. She got her running speed from him, who runs faster.
>>271229876live and let live
>>271223270They delayed Kizu for 7yrs specifically because a movie was way more expensive. People forget that early -Monogatari had shit animation. SHAFT was not a profitable studio before this and Madoka
Why are you not talking about handsome boy even just one week in bros
>>271229080He claims he is alongside Yotsugi. However, I think it's a lie he could easily just threw some money at a whore and be done with it.
>>271230479I hate m*n.
>>271230479I don't want to get hard, anon.
>>271230479How did he become like this?He used to be boring ol' ararararagi. Now he's just bishounen ararararagi.I blame Ougi for this, for confusing us. Now I want to fuck Ougi and ararararagi. How did this happen?
>>271230479he should work as a model
>>271230741>He used to be boring ol' ararararagiHe was always hot.
>>271222982It's gonna be kinda distracting, but I guess that's the audience nowadays.In 2009 it would be a bit more off putting to most male audience members. Like I avoided a lot of shit with bishounen types for a long time because it came off as kinda dumb.
>>271221626No fucking idea.Doesn't really have one. You could watch the seasons out of order and get the anime regardless.
>>271230835Nah he's too manly here.Now he's a bordering femboy.Ironically.. it makes thematic sense given Ougi though. hmmm...
>>271230963He just needs more vampire blood. He deflated a bit since Kizu.
>>271231146If he keeps drinking vampire blood, will he grow man boobs from the hormones in it?Is that lolinobu is so flat?
>>271222974when is he getting character development?
>>271231706Cute Kaikinobu.
>>271232856He already got his. He isn't longer a selfsacrificing bitch that gets involved in things nobody ask him or need him to.
>>271232856did you sleep through owari?
UNHAPPYUNLUCKYBE HAPPY!!
>>271233409Unironically catchy.
>>271233555PISSU PISSU
>>271214801Reminder the only ones pushing this cuckshit are mindbroken catfags still mad Senjougahara won.
>>271233555>>271233409>この世この世は>奇怪奇怪ファンタジー>次は鬼が出るか蛇が出るか>出会って遭ってやっと始まる物語>さあ人か化物かUnironic absolute kino lyrics. You can tell ayase sat on some of the lines as a fan for years, and coupled with the beat it's just cherry on top.
>>271214801>can easily fall in love with a man, when a man is showing her any act of kindness to her, as shown with Koyomishe has fucked many nice guys if we're being realwhy does she do this? most likely because she was abused in the past, and to cope she's craving for any act of kindness, if she happens to find one, she'd immediately fuck the guy"uaaahhhhhh everyone is abusing me, you're the only person who's ever being nice to me" type of mentalityHitagi is a complete shit and fucked in the head
How would be having sex with Sodachi?
>>271235642Feels like rape even if consensual, not the best. She too menhera, everything you do feels like you're hurting her even if she isn't being hurt.
>>271222335Poor Nadeko>>271222842Please stop talking about Nadeko like this. A guy in his 30s taking advantage of her at a time like this would be horrible. Araragi was already retarded taking advantage of her seeing her naked for fun and then he's like "oohh-uoh-hooo this bitch is crazy!" wondering why she's so attached. He was a shithead for that. Just don't treat her as some cheap whore, she's not, and would've had her life ruined like that.
>>271235686Poor girl, I just want her to be happy.
>>271235988You’re marking nadeko look like the victim here lmfao
>>271235642what the fuck is this retarded artstyle
>>271235988His mistake was not putting his dick in her
>>271236849Nothing wrong with it.
>>271235642Lots of hair pulling and cuddling afterwards
is kaiki dead?
>>271235642>off model shitpiss poor taste. also she'd probably be a starfish
>>271221626the MTBB torrent puts it in order for you so just get that
>>271239521He lied on the way back to his home planet.
>>271239521He managed to lie his way back to life.
>>271239521Depends. Are you by any chance a life insurance agency?
>>271221626use a random number generator and watch whatever number it gives you even if you've already seen it
Kogarashi Sentiment is a top tier OP song though.
Does a gathering of every fisheye/close-up shot in Monogatari exist? Video or album is fine, it's just something I need to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNJ3sYT_hj8
>>271214801No. This is the most retarded meme /a/ has even concieved.
>>271214801>>271243723Kaiki wouldn't want to fuck his secret daughter's friend.
>>271243513Just rewatch it all
>>271214846>>271221479>>271218871>>271218080Kill yourself faggot
I've slowly eradicated almost every friendship I've made past the age of 13. I think I finished off the last one today.>mfw I'M the problem>mfw>Damn.
>>271217304>>271218078>>271218862>>271222141Kill yourself
>>271229083>>271227970>>271225690No.
I think Kanbaru and Numachi should have had sex for 116 minutes.
>>271244367I hated her so much when I started this show, but now I feel her heavily
>>271244465Two women can't really do it.
>>271244575Rainy devil penis
>>271244367yeah, i know that feel. i just don't bother making friends anymore, haven't even tried in a long time
>>271235642A whole lot of yelling
>>271244638She only has its arm thougheverbeit.
>>271244669I always thought I read people really well, but can that really be true when I can't maintain any friendships? Something just doesn't work - I'm either not enough or too much. I can't expect anything from others, but if I'm not the one to try, then I'm not doing enough. Too little interest, too much interest, I can't find the needle inbetween.Guess it's finally dawning on me how many people can see me so differently than I thought. It's a lot to take in. I guess on one hand, it's less people I have to worry about appealing to. I have a couple online at least.
>>271235988Nadeko is explicitly never fooled by Kaiki and he's forced to be honest with her then lie after the fact that he wasn't to keep up the pretense. They are each counter-intuitively the most healthy functional friendship either of them have by Nadeko Around.
>>271244811she would've found all the parts eventually.
>>271244864I simply think Nadeko can be happy without being rawdogged by a man for 5 minutes
>>271236462Not quite. I'm sympathetic to the idea of the series, but one is retarded to think Araragi tried to do literally anything to get her off him
>>271245050In addition, with saving oneself being the core theme of the series; even if it's played comedically, Araragi could not get or did not care to get a retard like Nadeko off his dick. Araragi sees it's best to plainly tell Hanekawa he doesn't like her - but this is weirdly not the case with Nadeko. Many seemed to be really surprised by her growth in the latest arcs, but also seemed to have turned a blind eye to her to begin with.
>>271245224Yeah he should have beat the shit out her like he did with his sisters to get her off his dick.
>>271235988>implying that Nadeko wasn't the one practically begging Araragi to take advantage of her
>>271214801Kaiki's cumbucket
>>271243723It's just one anon's personal weekly contribution to the board
>>271242262it was stuck in my head for a while
>>271239521Doubt, he managed to scam death itself.
>>271229080Imagine all the hookers he managed to scam by now...
>>271229080he's literally me so yes
>>271244500I never hated math. She was always just as much a victim as the other girls. Her issues just weren't supernatural.
>>271244815A lot of men lose all their friendships after college. Usually you have a wife by then so you lean more on her, and your relatives, and inlaws as friends. Smaller families these days and people settling down later have made this harder. Having lasting friendships later in life is hard, but worth the effort to find and maintain. I suggest looking at yourself as honestly as you can and see what you can do make new friends or repair old bonds.
>>271245224I think Araragi is just oblivious to Nadeko's advances. The only time he actually viewed her as a prospect was when he suggested they sleep in the same bed. If she was closer to his age much younger than he would be much more aware of her. Unfortunately, Nadeko is neither a loli or a high school girl so she's doesn't show up on Araragi's radar.
>>271214801No, but she wanted to.
>>271246884It's pretty clear in the novels at least that he's pretending not to notice.
>>271247027Same as the animu
>>271246684I guess I've just been lucky. Been friends with one guy for 28 years. I've also been friends with a guy I met online back in 2003, and I've been friends with some of his high school friends for close to 20 years now. Everyone needs to hold onto their childhood friends for dear life because it's way harder to make new friends as an adult. One of my friends was dumb enough to cut ties with his high school buddy because their girlfriends got upset with each other over their wedding dates being too close together.
>>271226033Whatever helps you cope catfag.
>>271247027Yeah, he's always pretending to be retarded which is why Ougi is able fuck shit up so much(I think?)
>>271247097If you've got a best fren for that long, you are indeed lucky. Women are dumb and short sighted for that bullshit with the wedding smdh
I like short hair Nadeko and I don't care who knows.
>>271247264I hated it when I saw it but it won me over.Can't wait to see 18 year old Nadeko
>>271247296It was intentional by the show runners. They definitely animate her different before and after she finally ditches the neet tracksuit, too, it's not just that the character is in a more flattering outfit. How attractive she looks to the viewer is meant to mirror how the character feels about herself. Pottery, etc.
>>271247384What's with the association between NEETs and tracksuits? It crops up a fair amount