>Biggest tits>Biggest ass>Tall>Blonde>Rich>Will protect you>Submissive >Biggest slut>Leat popular girls Excuse me what the fuck? Why do you have such shit taste, Darkness is literally perfect!
>>272146441No? She's one of the more popular girls. It's just that the author wanted to appeal to pedos(since he himself is one) and promoted smegumin more.
>>272146441>Biggest titsnope>Biggest assnope>Tallif you're a manlet>Blondea dime a dozen>Richirrelevant once Kazuma meets Vanir>Will protect you*will get shit on while you escape>Submissiveall women are>Biggest slutis that supposed to be a pro?>Leat popular girls as it should be
>>272146485Sad. Megumeme is such a boring character.
>>272146441her personality is off-putting although the same could be said about Aqua and Megu
>>272146617>her personality is off-puttingshe just wants to be dommed
>>272146441don't forget fucking Kayano Ai's voice. even if she's more fit for lower or more whispered voices, she's great.
>>272146441Compared to Megumin she's older, taller, has huge tits, and is overtly sexual. These are big no-no for the typically insecure audience of these series.
>>272146441Darkness is great.Megumin is great.But Yun Yun is basically their fusion. She's perfection.
>>272146441My wife
>>272146441>least popularIs she really though?
>>272146441crimson demons are great, i love my wife yunyun soo much
>>272146441She tried to tax Kazuma. Worst girl.
i think yunyun is best kono for wifey.>cute>big rack>soft spoken>sweet heart>golden heart>very smart>rich>rural cutie
>>272146617Megu is the most tolerable out of the three. Aqua is the least, even though she has the best body. Personality wins in the end. Always.
>>272146441>>Biggest slutThis one trait drops her value to 0.She will cuck you with the first orc that crosses her path.Every single person who likes her is a cuck. No exceptions.
>>272146441Kazuma is a shit taste pedo
>>272146441Did they pump your shilling pay up? You cunts seem to be going into overdrive with the marketing.
>>272149091If I was a shill I would post Megumeme
>>272146485megumi's an annoying brat with masturbation problem
>>272146485suuuure
I'll take 1 large YunYun wifeextra sweetextra cute
>>272146441She is the best girl and the main reason why I read and watch Konosuba.
>>272146563You are a retard and kill yourself.
>>272148524If you think this you either stopped watching on season 1 or are a brainlet
>>272149712More like he never watched it.
>>272148399>>272148510>>272149654based and yunyunpilled
I just want my drunken slut
Aqua is annoying and would probably be a wood in bed.
>>272146441All those amazing qualities and somehow she manages to cancel them all out with her extremely annoying, repetitive, and unfunny shtick. Impressive!
Darkness makes my dick hard so she is best
>>272146441The audience has shit taste.Many such cases!
>>272146441>biggest assMost muscular maybe
Never dick crazy
>>272150698Shut up, Boco. You would be tasteless enough to like this crap.
>>272150698You like Morrigan, Boko.Are fucking kidding me?
asking YunYun for help with practice kissing
>>272149091>one of the biggest isekai needs shilling??????????
>>272150785>one of the shittiest isekai needs shillingYes.
I need a Darkness in my life
>>272150740The succubus?
there's nothing wrong with a succubus
>>272150878Yeah, the thing that kills you if you put your penis inside its vagina.
>>272151008Well, not canonically. But that was like, two years ago.
>>272146441Don't care about megumincels.
>>272150796I get youre a contrarian to be a contrarian and get replys. In all reality, its sad and you need to kill yourself.
>>272146441>Biggest ass>Listed as a proAmerimutt thread?
>>272148510Yunyun is the kind of chick you can pretty much plow in any manor and shed still make you breakfast the next day
>>272146441Wiz is way better and isn't batshit insane. Also you don't even need condoms with her.Then comes Yunyun and Luna.All of the main girls are crazy and need to go down.
>>272149544they should have done more with this allegoryfuck it was hot but they only did it in S1 with her new staff lmao
The princess carry had me standing on my chair. What a beautiful way to end the anime.
>>272152986oh and it guess when saving Darkness holding it in that was sex
>>272149712she is constantly fantasizing about being raped and putting herself in positions to be rapedshe is anti-loyalthe furthest you can possibly get from a committed wife
>>272149636what about Yunyun.
>>272152416Shalom
>>272148524>She will cuck you with the first orc that crosses her pathTry being less obvious next time.
>>272146441>Divorcedness
>>272153217>Obsess
>>272153208who?
>>272146441The tits are big but the slight sag is gone, and with that so is my fondness for the series.
>>272150973I see two in this image
>>272146441For me, it's Aqua.
>>272148524People keep saying that she will cuck me, but how is she going to do it locked in a cage in the basement?
>>272153380The idiot?
>>272153474>The idiot?You'll have to be more specific. Are we talking about Darkness, Megumin, or Aqua?
>>272153538Aqua. The biggest idiot.
>>272153607Every Konosuba main girl is equally retarded.
>>272153538I meant Prince Myshkin
>>272146441She's also ironically the only one out of the three who can cut out the shit and behave like a normal adult if the situation calls for it. Which means she's also the only one who technically doesn't really need a tardwrangler. Megumin and Aqua are both wrecks completely unable to not act like retards. They need someone able to do the bare minimum. That's the difference, Megumin and Aqua make the selfinserter feel needed regardless of how much of a loser he is.
>>272153861>who technically doesn't really need a tardwrangler.her literal god had to come down from heaven and tard wrangle her until Kazuma showed up
>>272146441She's just a high-tier tank with no unique skills. She's even more useless than Aqua; The shitty goddess can at least heal AND revive AND smite unholy-type enemies, even if her personality leaves a lot to be desired. Sure- Megumin also lacks versatility, but she's the best DPS in the world, and more importantly: fiercely loyal. Darkness:>constantly keeps huge secrets from the party>repeatedly has to get bailed out of personal problems>lets her delusions interfere with her work even more than Megumin>has 0 offensive capabilities>goes AWOL to spare her family's legacy in a way that completely defeats the purpose and sacrifices what little dignity she had left for nothing>is a sanctimonious NTR-magnet
>>272146441>>Biggest slutThis is a negative, she WILL star a NTR and enjoy it.
Kazuma realizes that she is a frenchman, therefore
>>272154405all three are important; the trinity is a staple in RPGs or tabletops
>>272146563>Megumeme
>>272146441saber clone
Kazuma Kazuma is a low test beta who just puts up a bravado of being a super horny pervert. He couldn't handle Darkness.
>>272155409>muscles?
>>272146441Sorry, I prefer Yunyun, she's superior waifu material compared Lalalalalalalatina.
>>272155409You mean the FGO bigger tits version
>>272146441Because Aqua is better
Never mind about Konosuba, we need more Combatants. This author seems to have gone into rich NEET mode. But it's okay. His money will run out eventually.
Aqua is best!
>>272157003This is pretty hot but it ends way too soon
>>272153944What did Chris do to tard wrangle her?
>>272157003Very nice.
>>272157080basically just accompanied her on quests and made sure she didn't get eaten by some giant monster because she thought it would be hot
>>272146441
She is perfect, I just don't like massive hagbags
>>272146441>Biggest slutSee the problem? I am momogamous and want a loyal wife. Many (healthy)men share my ideology.
>>272157252Kazu is such a faggot.
>>272157672He chose a loyal woman. He's smart.
>>272156643nobody believe this
>>272157384A proper straight male would do
>>272157252>>272157672not man enough for her and his little penis would only satisfy Megumin
>>272157400Sure, now
>>272157766Kazuma is just to passive to be with anyone elseMegumin is the only one that pounced on Kazuma
>>272146441Wiz has bigger knockers than her though, no?
>>272158333I think Luna has the biggest breasts
>>272158333We need more....material to decide
>>272158333I don't fuck corpses sorry
>>272155409
>>272146441Of course Lalatina is best girl anon.
Dorkness? Bestest gal.
>>272157384Not canon, Kazuma is far too homosexual to enjoy something like this.
>>272150698But I WANT to stick my dick in crazy.
>>272146441>Biggest tits>Submissive>Biggest slutNone of this Is a good thing. Her tits are far too large to be attractrive.
>>272158882that explains YunYun
>>272146441I would take Darkness as my wife and fuck Aqua's ass on the weekends.
>>272158882Note, this is what happens when you have a bigger breasted girl ever succeed at all.
I'm tired of them dragging blonde characters through the mud.
>>272159177But the blonde character this thread pertains to wants to be dragged through the mud.
>>272159208>wants to be Author wrote it that way because he hates blonde women. Dumbass
>>272159208that's probably the joke
>>272158931I can't believe after the entirety of Doki, people thought him drawing a manga with the fucking White Album 2 writer was going to be a simple gag romcom.
>>272158882>>272159020Holy BASED truth speakers.
>>272159283It's not a "joke" when they do it to literally every blonde character in anime
>>272159528the joke is that Darkness just likes it
>>272158882What if I'm a man who likes big titted submissive sluts.
>>272159554To degrade her character and make the ugly flat bitches feel better about themselves by seeing a beautiful rich big boobed blonde women destroyed, thereby increasing their own value in the market.It's fucking manipulation.
>>272159628Well, first realize that they don't want to be allowed to, and they want to control you even in hentai
Lalatina is literal perfection!
>>272159667Who's they?
>>272159703Ugly jealous cunt women and the fucking simps they've manipulated into spreading this bullshit
>>272159636>seeing a beautiful rich big boobed blonde women destroyed, thereby increasing their own value in the marketwell they're doing a poor job of it, since everyone still seems to want the rich blonde titcow
>>272159794But if the put big titted women in media I'm going to want big titted women IRL. Not ugly jealous cunt women.Doesn't make sense.
>>272159795As far as popularity polls, viewing Darkness as a respectable character or as a waifu or even just a girl who will get a good high value partner?No, they've successfully destroyed her as female competition
>>272159859Not really when they've successfully slutshamed them to take them out of the running. Put them in the "rapemeat pump and dump" category as opposed to the "wife material" category they compete for
>>272159925Sounds like some schizo theory. Sorry, anon.
>>272159958I'm sorry you think that
>>272159670a body made to further the noble bloodline
>>272160231Why does it work when Darkness does it but is cringe when Aqua does this?
>>272160231Is this the best frame in all of anime history?
>>272148510Also>better mage than Megumeme>not retarded>not a lich>not into cuck shit
>>272157003Is there more of this?
>>272146441Fuck if I know. Most people would give a lot for a woman this submissive. Apparently not shitty LN readers.
>>272157003Nice. I was just looking at this artist's works.>>272160518Check the artist's twitter. It's still being worked on.
>>272160562I don't like masochists
>>272146441I'm gonna say it. She just isn't hot.face+personality > entire bodyIf you don't like how she looks, no matter what her bodies is, she just won't be hot. Simple as. Her personality also isn't as developed as the others (at least in the anime, idk the LN), so she's a bit bland.
>>272161955looks hot to me here >>272149877>>272150528>>272146441maybe it is a you problem
>>272161161>I don't like [women]We know, gaybro.
>>272162173>looks hot to me here >>272149877Yeah she is, but she's usually in her ugly armor, and he hair is tied. Now that I think about it, that's my main problem with her, and why I don't find her hot. I don't like her design. I hate the armor and the hair. If that's how she always looked, my opinion would be different.
>>272162296Most women are submissive, but not masochistic.Althought I'm sure a good percentage of them enjoy a light amount of pain.
>>272157003flou was better before he went into hairtroon shit and actual homo shit
>>272146441>Biggest tits>Biggest ass>Tall>BlondeJapanophiles are pedos who likes small ass'd small breasted dark haired child looking "women".>RichNobody cares.>Will protect youWhat kind of subhuman piece of shit wants a woman to protect hi- oh I see you self insert in kuzuma.>Submissiveyes and no>Biggest slutshe's a virgin, even in the ass unlike Iori.>Leat popular girlsShe's my favourite.
I like Darkness but YunYun is just better
>>272158882sorry schizo but I like Megumin simply because she's better, same reason for Orihime and Hinata
Eris > Yunyun > Dorkness > Wiz > Luna
>>272146441She's a whore that will betray you at the first opportunity because of her fetish, only cucks like her
>>272163503Again, competitor derogation at work >>272158882
>>272163503She ain't like that, why you guys projecting?
>>272146441It's okay if Kazuma doesn't get her; that means *I* get a shot to sweep Divorcedness off her feet!
>>272146441I took so many screens of last season, but 4chan doesn't like the filenames of them, so I have to always change them manually. what a pain
>cuckold fantasies involving the superior character Why are megumincels like this?
>>272159925> Put them in the "rapemeat pump and dump" category as opposed to the "wife material" category they compete forBut they are feeding White Knights by making sure that they have a lot big tittied women with low self esteem issues ripe for protection. The system self corrects itself.
>>272164207Still it's a part of the character, it's the writer's fault. Hold the writer at fault
>>272164280>t. never read/watched Konosuba
>>272164478Writer wants her raped by orcs. Can't get much lower than that
>>272164525I will love her even after that
>>272164525There are no male orcs in the parallel world you stupid fucking NTRanny
Don't forget Darkness is the funniest of the 3 girls! That automatically makes her the best.
>>272164650>funny>same stupid joke over and overThough I suppose the same goes for the other two as well
>>272164525Do people really discuss stuff they haven't wven made the effort to watch?
>>272158409I do, let meattem!
>>272163352I found the most sane man in the thread!
>>272146441I added music (extension needed) to an anon's Darkness shrine.
>>272164691To be fair, Konosubafags based most of their shit on head canons.
>>272155409Is she natty?
>>272165139No, she's Saber.
>>272158459Perfect size
>>272165780I see you're a man of taste like me.
>>272165005anon needs to throw that POS walmart shelf in the dumpster and get something nicer
Yunyun > Chris > Rin > Arue > Wiz > Luna > everyone else
>>272146563I kneel
Darkness is so fucking yummy
>>272164994
ENTER
>>272166541Perfection
>>272167309LEAVE
>>272167376A crimson demon never backs down
>>272160442it's a mystery worth exploring.
>>272160442Because slutqua is an annoying retard and Darkness is a hottie with a heart of gold
/a/ needs an on-call therapist for how many schizos post here nowadays.
>>272151008Morrigan is explicitly a succubus that can feed off of excitement and fun instead of fucking.
here's hoping season 4 comes within a regular time schedule rather than me being grey or dead
>>272146441Because it's an act, when she's true to herself for once she's a very unlikable, jealous, manipulative, gaslighting srew of a person, there's a reason why the author set her up to go villain because the main dude won't fuck her which stings to her even more because he's a married man now meaning he's not fucking her because he's shy he's not fucking her because he has someone he'd rather fuck she's not worth that to him. The loli and the goddess are stupid people not actively malicious but she's a fake idiot who the moment her true self comes out really makes her completely unlikable
>>272159020Holy shit, Kubo really didn't need to cook'em that bad. I guess even back then "Your waifu is shit" really could piss people off. Makes me wonder if Oda would pop off if somebody talked shit about Nami
>>272146441Darkness is easily best Konosuba girl and it's not even fucking close
>>272168367girls are cuter when they're a little retarded, even darkness.
>>272152885Don't fuck corpses, anon.
>>272146441>>SubmissiveRUINED!
>>272164929dead womb.
>>272165005legit, where'd you get they neotokyo at?
>>272170807Good.
>>272163352I basically visit these threads on the chance there is new Eris art. There is not enough Eris art. Need more.
>>272146441Darkness is indeed pretty good, but Yunyun and Megumin are clearly better.
>>272146441Darkness is for wholesome marriage
The average Anime viewer lacks the necessary testosterone to top a submissive woman.
>>272173014Treating Darkness with love and respect until we head to the bedroom and I go at her like a wild beast.
>>272173145Weird considering Darkness was also the one who tried to top Kazuma
>>272146441Very high chances of being cheated on by her
>>272173526she wants (you) to cheat
>>272173526I mean, you still say that even if it's the most loyal type of girl ever.
>>272158882There’s some kernels of truth in this
>>272173526Only if she’s wants to be punished, which means you aren’t punishing her enough.
>>272173526Other way around.Shw want you to cheat on her. And probably watch.
>>272158882Picrel is accurate but a lot of women read shonen manga meanwhile they don't give a damn on semi erotic lite novel like Konosuba that is strictly for male readers so your point in invalid. The writer is simply a pedo.
>>272175080Cute divorcedness
>>272174721You'd be surprised
What's divorcedness in Japanese?
I'm in love with this woman
>>272146441>>Biggest slut???>>272148517I don't want a tolerable girl, I want a girl I can love. In terms of personality, Wiz, Yunyun, and Chris beat Megumin by miles. And their bodies are much better too. Chris is arguably worse than Aqua in terms of body, but as you said, better personality and all. Yunyun is almost as good as Darkness (far above both Aqua and Megumin) and has the better personality. Wiz has a body on par with Darkness and has a great personality. I get the whole lich thing can be off putting however.TL;DR Yunyun best girl>>272148510Factual.
>>272178003Based
>>272153861>>272168367Correct. As a matter of fact, I was sort of steelmanning with my comment >>272178003 here, but honestly, even in terms of pure personality I find Darkness to be the one I prefer the most out of the three for precisely this reason.>>272161955>faceThey're anime girls anon. They all have (the same) beautiful faces.>personality As much as I love the little sister incest meme, Megumin really feels too much like a bratty child for me to ever see romantically. And Aqua's personality is outright revolting. Of the three, I find Darkness's personality to be the least grating. So your statement on personality is purely subjective - aka, invalid.>>272158847-T. Kazuma>>272170274>a little retardedAqua isn't "a little retarded." Darkness is. But Aqua is a dumbfuck of dumbfucks to an obnoxious degree.
>>272146661This. You have to remember who the average isekai audience is.
Did you ever notice those small moments where when the party is getting heated with each other Darkness is the one to calmly go "now settle down guys"?
>>272178289>They're anime girls anon. They all have (the same) beautiful faces.Nah there's something about konosuba's artstyle that makes darkness just not have a beautiful face, at least to me.
>>272178289>But Aqua is a dumbfuck of dumbfucks to an obnoxious degree.This is even displayed on her adventurer card. Her intelligence stat is single digit and it's less than 5. And it's maxed out.
>>272178416Further evidence that Darkness is, at least out of the main three, best girl. Yunyun still best girl overall in the anime of course.>>272178428To each their own I suppose, but you're in the minority here. Maybe it's the hairstyle? But if you're blaming the art direction, well, nothing I can say about that, but canonically I believe all three girls are considered to have a decent face. I get anime's visuals can be a bit unreliable though, kinda like how the "ugly girl" in Hollywood is usually a 10/10 bombshell but with glasses or whatever BS they did back when that trope was popular. Also doesn't explain why you don't find her prettier when she's in a different hairstyle, because she does that from time to time. But I'm being pedantic because to be quite frank, I'm completely unsure of how that works.>>272178430She's also just obnoxious, but I guess that could just be me. I actually agree with Kazuma when he said that her personality just made her un-sexable.
>>272178583>Maybe it's the hairstyle?Yeah that's a big factor. As I've said in >>272162314, I dislike the hair style and the armor. But there's still something about the art that I don't like in the konosuba anime. Like, I find her to be 10 times better in the LN illustrations for example.
>>272178583>canonically I believe all three girls are considered to have a decent faceThey are, in the LNs there are a couple of jokes about other adventurer parties seething at first about how Scumzuma/Kazutrash spends his days with beautiful women (Darkness, Aqua, Yunyun especially after the "ask to make a baby" incident, sometimes Chris, etc.). Then they get exposed to said women for a day and are horrified because they're all screeching retards.
>>272178583Aqua would make a decent drinking friend, or hangout buddy. But her personality is disgusting.
>>272146441I still don't understand the logic for choosing megumin
>>272178744She was the most popular among Japanese readers.
>>272178744begins with p
>>272178766>>272178846Same thing.
>>272156691You'll get drip-fed material from him, like the Welcome to the NHK! author.
>>272178744Author fiat.Megumeme is the worst girl with shittiest personality by far. She's egoistic irresponsible cunt who cares only about herself yet suffers zero (0) consequences from her actions unlike rest of the Konosuba cast who get karmic hits whenever they act uppity.Komekko about to die because Megumeme can't put points to anything but Explosion? Its cool, YunYun is there to save herMegumeme constantly abusing YunYun? It's okay, she still wants to be her friend anywayMegumeme lying about her relationship progress to her band of thieves? Suffers no repercussions despite this being perfect opportunity for Kazuma to show up and bully her for her lies whichMegumeme is karmic black hole and blatant author's pet which makes her the shit
>>272163673The children have been brain poisoned by memes.
>>272178846Pretty based?
Is there anything about Darkness's past that's revealed in the LN?
>>272163971use 4chan x and randomize filenames newfag
>>272182263Yes, some things. She was often lonely growing up, hated having to always restrict herself and be the proper Lady Dustiness, when what she wanted was to be an adventurer (essentially she likes being with Kazuma's party because she can be herself around them). One of the reasons Eris came to her and befriended her as Chris was to ensure that she had a friend and so Chris could guide her to her fortune (Kazuma's party). Eris cares a lot about her followers.
Would Darkness accept becoming a porn star?
>>272183341No. She has a fetish for humiliation, but when it comes down to it and she might have to follow through she goes completely to pieces.
the problem with Darkness is that she's too perfect looking. there's no element of ugliness to her that makes her truly beautiful
>>272183385>there's no element of ugliness to herHer various fetishes?
>>272146441I'm a masochist! It wouldn't work out.
>>272173653Woman doesn't understand what a man wants. The fact that her male leads end up assholish women shows that.
>>272184888her self-inserts to add.
What's the difference between Darkness's type and Alderp? Why did she hate him?
>>272184959He simps for her.She wants someone who will act perverted, but with a good heart who will then claim her properly in bed.
>>272182331Thank you a lot, you wise man.
>>272184888But who does the industry really pander to?
>>272184959What? A woman says they want something, but ends up going for something completely different?This is truly unprecedented.
>>272184659Pathetic.
>>272146441she has rape fetish about old bastard, demon king, and animals OP. It's very obvious why the other two main girls would be preferable
>>272158372Luna has big breasts but no way she's bigger than Wiz
*licks Darkness's face*
>>272186902Tell your friends.
>>272158464what does her rainbow goddess puke taste like?
>>272187052Competitor derogation truly is a hell of a thing
>>272146563There's no reason to go for a flat piece of shit like this unless you're actively trying to virtue signal and fish for brownie points from ugly nerd women
Just came here to say I fucking hate Darkness and she ruined S3. Thanks.
Just came here to say I fucking love Darkness and she saved S3. Thanks.
>>272187722APOLOGIZE, ANON! YOU COCKY BASTARD!
Keeping Darkness with back to back pregnancies should calm her down.
Penis? Darkness can tank that.
The usual reminder that the Japs have shitty taste. I don't have the second poll saved but Darkness gets third in that one.Except actually 4th if you combine Eris and Chris' votes.
>>272181033Gacha Darkness is perfect
>>272146441How can one girl be so slutty and pure at the same time?
yunyun is retarded
>>272189070It's not exactly a matter of taste. It's literally who the author TELLS THEM TO LIKE. Choice and taste here is non-existant. It is objective. It is an absolute requirement that you like those characters in that order because the hierarchy of purity and value is set by the writer himself.You do not have a choice.
>>272189417YunYun is very smart
>>272146441I would do things to Lalatina's body that I thing are ilegal even in most progressive countries
Would bully with love and affection.
>>272178715Remember when Kazuma swapped places with Dust that one time?Pepperidge farm remembers.Dust was fucking traumatised lmao
>>272163709did darkness wear this under skirt thing in the novel or was it anime censorship?
>>272192559( )( )
>>272192559The one time gust of wind-kun doesn't show up...
>>272187532kek, what the fuck are you talking about nigger? normalfags hate megumin as a partner because muh loli
>>272161955They all have the same face.
>>272146441Darkness is too sexually experienced.KonoSuba appeals to hkkineet virgins (like me).
>>272195590She's a permavirgin on account of being a mega-pervert though?
>>272195748Doesn't matter, she is into S&M.
>>272146563megumin would die at childbirth
>>272146563This
>>272195748Not after I'm done with her.
>>272196116not with those stats
I know Konosuba is a retarded comedy with sentient vegetables and giant toads but still. She’s super hot and radiates desperation. She should at least have a bunch of losers hitting on her. Are the Crimson demon men and the men of Axel all faggots?
>>272146441Heh
>>272197472Why did you post an empty image?
my invisible wife YunYun
>>272146441She's my favorite (closely followed by Luna). She's freaky as fuck and I'd be constantly trying to pavlov her into being wholesome and not a masochist anymore but she's cute
>>272195748She's a perma virgin because her DEF stat is so high its impossible to break her hymen
>>272197472>She should at least have a bunch of losers hitting on herThey did in the spinoff, but Megumin scared them away >Are the Crimson demon men and the men of Axel all faggots?Majority of Crimson Demon men are useless neets which is why their women want someone from outside the village. As for the men in axel, they have the succubus to give them sex dreams
>>272197703cute trad wife
Kazuma should marry all of them and they become sister wives. Or perhaps they are basically like that already.
>>272199795He had the opportunity to marry Darkness and become a royal, but he fucked up and rejected the offer. Probably for the best because he'd fucking suck as a legal ruler but the chance to legally marry into a royal family and have someone who looks like Darkness as your wife is something that you should NEVER pass on in any isekai
>>272178416Her intelligence is almost on Kazuma's level; where the other two are nearly sub-brick
>>272183381Darkness is the kinda of girl who really wants to try out something in bed (like anal) and then comes out of it crying
Is it true that she wanted to marry Alderp when she was younger?
>>272158882Based, justice for Lalatina!>>272174721Unless its some retarded shit like FT its all but fujos who read shounen. And even in fairy tail a lot of the popularity among women came from mashima writing in, the admittedly great, pairing of levi and gazeel. AKA women have very specific reasons for reading shounen.
>>272201119Aqua is the only dumb one with her below human INT score. Megumin is canonically really smart, probably smarter than Darkness.
I hate Megumin because she killed Arnes
>>272193756Even a wrong clock is right twice a day. This situation literally reminds me of that one midwit meme.
Megumin is a devil that corrupts youths to loli
>>272189321By having a very high wife potential.>>272192559Funniest part of that is when Darkness describes her ideal man (fetish) and it's fucking Aqua to a T minus the gender.
Not bad, just outclassedalso she will eventually get mating pressed by at least 20 ugly smelly orcs, this is non-negotiable
>>272203147She won't because there are no male orcs. Literally, it's a female only race, all the males are dead.
>>272202489Yeah it's a shame, Arnes was a cool character.
>BUT THEN I TURNED ON THE TV
Stop trying to get me to watch Konosuba
>>272203596watch it
>>272203538I've watched ~2,500 series and it's in the top 1-2% easily.
>>272146441There's a point where sexy hits an overflow error and it warps around to being ridiculous and unsexy and she has clearly passed it.
>>272203838And then kept going back into sexy.
>>272158409Is it possible to reverse the liching process?
>>272146441Your thread was amusing OP, but come on man, you had one fatal-flaw.Darkness is such a dork... Such a boring, spineless, lightweight.
>>272206363How is that a bad thing?
>>272178003Iris is better than all of them.
>>272185521True best girl is right here
>>272199795I mean, that's basically how it ends.
breeding horny yunyun
>>272187379water. duh.
>>272158882Romcomschizo…
>>272209347Do people actually buy these things?
>>272209363You apply them to your matching body pillow.
>>272209347>Buy Aqua's perfume>it's just water
>>272210658a dirty move worthy of an axis cultist
>>272146441>slutmaybe tbats why
>>272146441I dropped the anime after I found out darkness didnt win. Literally the best girl
>>272149822Based. Aqua is the hottest and she's a bro.
>>272163352>pads her chest
>>272212297Axis cult slander.
>>272210838holy BASED
>>272163352Kazuma should've beat the demon lord and wished for her.
>>272209347I bet Darkness stinks
>>272212951In the web novel he does.
>>272146441I love her more after season 3, she should have won or harem ending.
>>272146441>literally perfect>Loses instantly to fat bastard or monster rapeI would have to keep this slutty sow locked in my basement to prevent the constant threat of infidelity, how is that perfect?
I love Dust. He's the best.
>>272214185She doesn't lose to either of those things, didn't you watch S3?
>>272146441Pedophiles make the majority of the fanbase
>>272173526Possibly. She's either the most loyal girl ever or supreme NTR bait. My gut says the latter.
Darkness got very mad when Kazuma touched her hair in the LN. I wonder if she isn't into hair pulling.
>>272207785>YunYun after half a beer
>>272146441>real best girlthough I don't begrudge Darkness her kinks, she needs some sort of outlet from the pressure of being a noble who actually helps the people
>>272214185>how is that perfect?It's perfect for Darkness
>Darkness fags are still pissy over losingWhat can ya do? They'll always be pissy that the more normal girl won Kazumas heart and not the slut who wanted monsters to fuck her, he was not into any of them but felt more comfortable around Megumin since she was less retarded.
>>272219000>normalPedo.
>>272219136t. newfag back to xitter with you
>>272219000Trips confirm Darknessfags are indeed still whiny
>>272146441Yeah, she is disgusting and annoyingThere are plenty of better big boob blondes out there in other series
>>272219408you called?
>>272219656She's 13 and fake.
>>272219656In a collab Misaki invited Darkness to join her clique but she refused as she was loyal to her friends
The problem with Darkness is that there's nothing Dark about her.
Penguin suit. Tentacle rape. Kazuma watching.
>>272220407and Megumincels want us to believe Darkness is a backstabbing whore... ?
>>272220545Lightness
Where did the name Darkness come from anyway? Is that ever explained in the LN?
>>272207260*Eris
>>272222476>eris. better.
>>272146441>biggest titscool>biggest asshorrible>tallso her proportions aren't even exceptional, waste of big boobsthe rest doesn't mattersshe deserves not being popular
>>272158409Corpses at the graveyard don't look like that.
>>272222393SEXOOOOOOOL
>>272225152as an American I disavow this post
>>272225152>t. Zhang
>>272157010>absolute retard>commando>can heal you>can revive you>nice tits and assAbsolute perfection.
>>272158333Checked and absolutely based. Why are Wizscholars so rare?
>>272225610No, Yunyun! Don't chance to that!
>>272225610megu-demon....
>>(you)>hurr durr Loli is pedophilia!
where's the YunYun perfume?
>>272221857Megumin and Darkness should've had their names swapped
>>272225995It was deemed dangerous to the public to release liquid diabetes as a perfume.
>>272209347>wiz perfumeevery womans dream, to smell like a cemetery
>you don't get it, i like women who look and act like little girls!
>>272221857Its just a name she picked to adventure with to hide her nobility. Its just a cool name
>>272227641Damn straight
>>272225610>please dont stare at my 10/10 body and my perfect smooth white skin and beautiful face that i deliberately maintain because im technically a corpse
>literally doesnt know what sex is>virgin>Darkness is a slut
>>272227720Darkness is also actually just a massive chuuni?The disease spreads...
>>272146441She has only two moods which is either being a masochistic slut or dead-serious noble.She's only slightly better than Megumeme, but that's not saying much.The one and only best girl is Aqua.
>>272228429The axis cult sure is putting less effort into their activities these days...
>>272228490At the very least, I agree that Darkness should have been the main girl instead of Megumeme of all people.But that's it.
>>272227864Slut behavior.
>>272228429A reminder that Aqua is literally unable to have sex without dying in the process, which lowers her desirability as a woman down to zero.
>>272228429>The one and only best girl is Aqua.Based and /thread however Yunyun is fine too
Did you know? If you cross the border from Mexico to America, Aqua becomes Water.
>>272230063impeccable taste.
>>272158882>Notice how you have a character like Orihime that makes these types seethe for years just because she won.>>272159020I agree with you up to this point. Orihime isn't just seethed at because of her body and personality, but because of her handling in the story and how her bond with Ichigo was one-sided up until the timeskip.He never really bonds with her on a deeper level, while he does so with a number other characters. People (usually) wanted Rukia to win because she was set up as the second main character and had the biggest bond with Ichigo up until the Arrancar arc, then remains sidelined for the rest of the series, except when Ichigo needs someone to smack him into getting back on his feet.Also, sometimes when the sexually superior fale characters are nerfed by something (like your example of using masochism to bring them down a few notches in rank and value/worth), it's not just to please the femcel schizos, but because the authors/writers are lazy hacks and need to kneecap them or they wouldn't be able to have their chosen waifu reasonably win out in the end. Yun-Yun is another good example from KonoSuba, since they have to make her some social outcast and friendless weirdo, as well as a naive dumb-dumb in order to take her out of the equation and make it somehow make sense. Iris is pushed super hard and pretty unbelievably, while Yun-Yun somehow gets a pass to not swoon for Kazuma (I've only read the manga and watched the anime, so correct me if I'm wrong in the LN/WN).
>>272149636>proofWhich booru is that? It tends to vary wildly from site to site, in my experience.
Tsk. I refuse to use the disgusting English sub name. She is Yami-chan to me.
>>272146441aqua needs to be raped.Yunyun needs to be raped. Along with darkness.This is what we want, this is what we need.
>>272149822>>272156643>>272157010>>272158464>>272168155>>272212297>>272222575>>272228429Best girl and it's not even close.Capchta: GAYN4
>>272176501Same.>>272178416Yes. After a number of these threads, I was starting to think I was the only one who noticed, or the o ly one to whom it mattered. That's when I really started to like her a lot.>>272178583>Further evidence that Darkness is, at least out of the main three, best girl. Yunyun still best girl overall in the anime of course.Agreed. I like and want Darkness/Lalatina more than Yun-Yun, but she is objectively one of the best in the series, easily.
>>272204810My heart....why do you do this to me, anon?
>>272149636kazuma bestgirl
I still haven't been able to push myself to watch s3.
>>272232428I forgot how unflattering some of Dorkness' alternate outfits were previously, she looked so much better in S3
>>272231141Why is Megumin holding a piece of shit in her hands?
>>272146441It can't be helped.
>>272234308>Childless aquaGolden. Truly the best outcome.
>>272234517
>>272189497GayGay wanted us to hate Gojo, but we all love him
>>272231469Based
>>272234517>>272237316And that is why you gag her.
>>272238279what kind of gag?
>>272238727The only ones I know thar muffle a person to a reasonable degree is panel gags with a dildo that keep the tongue in place.Any other kind of gag will only help her do cute unitelligle sounds. Wich is hot in its own way but not if you want to shut someone up completely.
>>272158931Guys like big and small tiddies. There's really no right or wrong.
what's the megumeep's appeal? her ova spin off was literally the worst part by far.
>>272239819She is slightly smarter than the other 2, and won't mind becoming a tradwife as long as you let her do her daily explosion.
Would Darkness like her nipples pierced?
>>272203682What else is up there?
>>272240467If anything could pierce them.
>>272240467A 100%. Filthy "virgin" whore.
>>272240467how?her def is too highyou do realize you'd break your dick on her hymen right?
>>272235962>>272234308Kill yourselves
>>272240467Absolutely.Couple of them big rings so you can easyli pull on the nipples.
>>272235962She gets a child of her own too.Get fucked!
>>272238790> panel gags with a dildo that keep the tongue in place.That's so hot.
>>272239819>her ova spin off was literally the worst part by far.True, It was not as good, but it also made me like her character more. She's definitely more relatable to me as a person than a idiot drunk goddess and a noble with a fetish. But I also rank her below Eris and YunYun and maybe even Wiz.
>>272244087It actually made me like her less with how she fucked over Arnes.
>>272244087yet more evidence why Kazuma went with her, they're both really good at manipulation and fucking another over if needed.
>>272241635Kazuma doesn't deserve such a cute daughter or a sexy pure virgin wife
I wasn't planning on jerking off tonight, but all this lewd Dorkness posting has changed that.
>>272244114best girl megumin
I want Komekko as a daughterwife and enjoy tasting every stage of her life while raising her well. Hell, she might even grow nice boobas and ass and our age gap by then will still make it look immoral and that's hot.
>>272148524That's cause your a beta effeminate cuck.
>>272173526If your a wussy little wimp who can't satisfy her maybe.
>>272146441samekonoshitba died for me when he pick megutrash
>>272189070Didn't darkness explode in popularity after season 3?
yunyun bros..... tomorrow is the big day
>>272248657What do you mean?
>>272248776first ever art of the barcode on her inner thigh is getting dropped
>>272219000I would have been fine with it but the first two seasons very clearly set up Darkness as the romance before the author caved to the otaku fanbase
She's a disgusting pervert and I love her
Darkness's father is based
>>272245696God damn perfect, cannot possibly imagine chosing other girls
>>272221857its a pun on JRPG games where the debuff for being blind, aka missing all attacks is called darkness in those games.As such, her name is darkness because she cant hit shit as if she has no accuracy.
>>272245696>planningsoulless, you should just be ready when inspiration strikes.
>>272146441japan is gay what else is new
>>272229516wait what? i thought goddesses just lost their powers/goddess status and become normal humans?
I like all of them
>>272252459What would it be like to have Aqua and Darkness at the same time?
>>272248830rubbing YunYun's barcode off with your tongue
>>272249247>1st two seasonsAnime only? Jesus christ that isn't true and you know it, even the 1st OVA put it very clearly Megumin was the love interest and the series was still ongoing then in the LN's even the Webnovel had Megumin as the love interest if you even bothered to read that and she wasn't even in the same form she has now.
>>272158882the fact that this was deleted (and likely being flagged as off topic despite literally being on topic, since the topic of this thread is "why is darkness not number 1, which this post explains perfectly) suggests the jannies are ugly nerd bitches and it hurt their ego to be called out.
Why do they call her Darkness? Is she....you know...?I get major NTR vibes from her
>>272255817See >>272153216
>>272253568earth-shattering, mind-altering, life-changing.
>>272255750they absolutely seem to be
>>272255750or just maybe you were samefagging in another thread?
>>272146441Darkness is for mounting from behind when she least expects it (and doesn't even know you) and mating with like an animal
>>272237316
>>272256838>everyone i don't like is the same person
Reminder she was always gonna win, won right in the webnovel but anime onlys don't read shit.
How would Darkness react if you randomly walked up to her and kissed her?
>>272259249If I walked into my bedroom, looked down on my bed and saw this in my POV I'd be like excuse me, I'm tired, can you leave? also where is megumin
>>272260344>Not sleeping directly on top of her
>>272252232She hits a lot if she just uses her fist. She has no weapon proficiency, which is why she misses with her sword.
>>272256776yummy yummmy
>>272235962
>>272245696God, I love her so much.
Let me ask you konofags something as the thread ends, could you guys actually live Kazuma's life? I go back and forth on it but these women and the debt just seems like too much sometimes. People don't actually self-insert in this series right?
>>272261885I would be happy with this outcome, Kazuma doesn't deserve Aqua
>>272225152Shalom
>>272262115Kazuma's constant debt is mostly due that he always thinks he has all his bases covered due to his cockiness after a small win, even after living with the retard trio for a while he never has a plan B, granted that makes it part of the comedy but someone with a small amount of brain would always make a plan B, C and D for their idiot companions not to fuck everything up
>>272262115I wouldn't want to live Kazuma's life. I would want to live in the konosuba world and be friends with Yunyun
>>272262115>AquaHer retardation does cause problems but her usefulness outweighs that.>DarknessMasochism can be annoying and you have to deal with the nobility bullshit on occasion, but you also do get to benefit from her connections and you could bulli her far more than than Kazuma did. More pros than cons>MegumemeOnly one of the party with more downsides than upsides. On the plus side, you do get access to EXPLOSION + YunYun due to her bizarre obsession with Megu. Downside is that Megu is too retarded to be reliable with her Explosion and WILL cause problems with it. On top of that, her massive pride + inferiority complex is toxic to deal with. Final dealbreaker is her treatment of YunYun, you could probably seduce YunYun for yourself anyway just by giving her attentiontl;dr: I'd put up with his life but Megu would be the worst to deal with and its not even close. Handholding vanilla sexo for procreation with YunYun as soon as possible
>>272146441>>Biggest tits>>Biggest ass>>Tall>>Blondebut this is the definition of shit taste
>>272203298Kind of funny that Arnes was totally Kazuma's type.
>>272146441>Biggest titsThat's Wiz.>Biggest assAqua.>TallWiz again.>BlondeIris is blonder. Echris is ascended platinum ultra blonde. >RichIris is richer.>Will protect youYunyun is the only konosubber who can actually protect something.>SubmissiveUntil she decides you're going too fast/not fast enough and bludgeons you and runs away.>Biggest slutShe's exactly as much a slut as Kazuma is a rapechad.>Least popularA mystery to everyone.
>>272262991I would like to insert my penis inside Yunyun and rub it inside her until I ejaculate.
>>272146441Darkness is for boys, while Megumin is for men.
...and Aqua is for me.
>>272252232It's almost certainly because the name is funny. She's a wholesome, kind person who wears bright, "sunny", colors. Basically the opposite of someone you expect named Darkness.
