Happy birthday Yurine-chan!!!
>>272530924Gross.
>archived 18 posts before bump limit>takes 24 hours until new threadShameful.
>>272532623Other cultists are all in hangover.
cakesneksnake
>>272533243I HATE Yurine! Awesome drawing tho
>>272532623>>272532656I'm still messing with my computer.
Pino is fabulous. She is a talented baker and the winner of the grand prize for the Heaven Baking Contest
>>272535617Pino is a janitor! A filthy, filthy janitor!
>>272536526Skin cancer?
>>272536568I don't think angels get cancer.
Fuck Per-chan!
>>272532623Where were you?
Happy birthday Jashin-chan-san!>>272536921Nice, you beat me to it. Fuck Per-chan!
>>272536759Drugged fueled hallucination?
>>272537262I actually saw it lingering on page 10, but then I went away and did other stuff, thinking someone would bump it for sure.
Fuck Minos! (from dusk to dawn, to the point of exhaustion and/or pelvis crushing)
>>272530924How old is Jashin-chan now?
>>272538474It's not her birthday
>>272537551Per-chan has already claimed her.
>>272538597I choose not to acknowledge the chuuni. October belongs to Jashin-chan.
Oh no, Jashin-chan turned 100% snek
>>272538876Fuck the brat, she'll have to either join or die. I WILL sex the cow!https://files.catbox.moe/wpiukz.jpg
>>272539157...big
>>272539127Jashin-chan isn't like that.
>>272539157Per-chan is ded.
>>272539127Thats not snek.
>>272541803I love Minos
>>272542487>Rebel Yusa easily defeated by Jashin-mommyJust how strong is Mommy?
>>272542814Not only Yusa, but Mei too. Jashin-mama must be a force to be reckoned with.
>>272542814isn't she the Minister of Agriculture? That would make her very strong
https://x.com/screamonk/status/1850553044506743082happy birthday jashin-chang
>>272543012Why is Yurine always so sour? She can't even celebrate her best friend's birthday without smiling?
>>272543128She got dumped by the professor.
>>272543196Nah, I think it's because she's flat. Which is also probably the reason she got dumped.
>>272543618
Would you eat a cake made by AI snek.
>>272544293
>>272544337jashin-cakehands
Who's birthday?
sunday is still the weekend
>>272547778>>272547817A drunk cow is a happy cow.
>>272542927Cute slut.
>>272548777I prefer my sluts to be top heavy.
>>272548766Shit bag goblins and ganeshas aren't allowed on Jashin-chan's birthday.
Sunday ?
>>272549194Happy Double Snek Day!!
>>272549194
>>272548766I'd rather drink Minos' milk straight from the source... Imagine the volumes stored in those fat udders, I'd probably never need to drink water anymore.
snekx...
>>272549320Minos is a sporty cow an not that big. Per-mom, Atre, and Pino are much larger. Minos ties pretty close to Yusa and Mei.
>>272549654All Yukiwo girls change sizes all the time, even from frame to frame. But Minos is still larger than Per-mama and Atre. Pino is probably the largest along with Jashin-mommy if we ignore phone walker girl and big titty part timer.
>>272530924But today's Snek's birthday. Yurine's isn't until Halloween.
>>272548766I want Minos' chocolate!
>>272552479don't be so narrow about it
>>272552479How does Yurine always get all the sneks?
>>272552579Jashin-chan appreciates ｗｉｄｔｈ．
>>272549654Judging by the "usual Minos day" scene she easily rivals Pino, what are you talking about.
thank you for all you do
Happy birthday Yurine. We will all now remember many years ago when we had a double Snek thread on Yurines birthday, and one of those threads was a Lovelive/Snek crossover thread
>>272550756Yep.
>>272553978I want to hug them both.
>>272561459Jashin-chan wife...
>>272561470How about all your salary goes to pachinko?
>>272561487If Yurine could somewhat correct her pachinko addiction with excessive violence, I can too.
>>272561487At least Jashin-chan can cook and clean. All your cash will be gone regardless.
why snek so evil?
>>272562145She also doesn't whore around (ATM findom doesn't count).
>>272562155She wants attention. You should try hugging her and making her feel loved.
>>272562560Spooky snek. I'd give her candy and alcohol.
snek
Movie when?
>>272563992Is best!
>>272565152That's a quick way the wake up without your kidneys.
>>272558737What's this?
>>272566897a cafe celebrating the important things
>>272563992slut.
>>272534862You installed the latest Snek™ Drivers?
I want to be Pino!
>>272569648They'll probably start recruiting new jannies soon.
I love Jashin-chan-san.
>>272571195Really? How much money did you donate to her over the last 24 hours?
>>272571374Where can I donate?
>>272568723>You installed the latest Snek™ Drivers?Of course. Linking all my bank accounts and credit cards seemed a bit unusual, but my PC is guaranteed to run 100 percent faster.
happy birthday snek
>>272574612I HATE Yurine.
>>272571195Ok.
>>272578858>wagging tailIncredibly cute.
>>272530924urine!
>>272578858Who did she steal that present from?
>>272580019All presents are snek's presents.
>>272580019whoever the fuck she wants>captcha: 2SWAG
Happy Birthday, Jashin-chan!
Why does she have legs?
forbidden snekx
>>272582157It's a snek scam for the unrefined individuals who don't like fat tail.
GIGA BUUUUUMP
Cup o' Sneks
>>272584586I want that mug.
>>272584586wake me up when you have a cup of MILK
>>272585136I had a cup of milk this morning.
>>272585243i said MILK
>>272585371
i want minos to bring me to her yard
Mommy
>>272586273Ok. Now I really have no idea what you are on about.
>>272587107What does she have for me?
>>272587412A bill for watching her show. If you even watch a clip you legally owe Jashin-chan half your earnings.
>>272587541Damn those snek porns aren't free???
>>272587107Heart tail will never not be cute.
>>272587644Jashin-chan is pure. The cloaca will never be found.
>>272569648at some point, you might actually become Pino
it's over
I wish I had minos energy in the mornings I have to go to workInstead I have Pekola despair
did you know that the first Yukiwo's work to be adapted was Mausashinosen no Shimai which was adapted into live action movie?
>>272593500I wish I had Minos in the mornings...
wwyd
>>272593571call the police
>>272593546How many sneks are in it?
>>272593546Ofcourse everybody already knows that, i asked the guy at the deli that today and even he knew that.
>>272584586Gibs plz
>>272593917did he look like this?
>>272593571pat her head
>>272594483I really like that SJC.
>>272594483
>>272593571Force her to eat my super spicy curry.
>>272530924why is she wearing an eye patch?
>>272597171She's a chuuni.
>>272597171>>272597253Slut chuuni.
>>272597171She hides my personal fuckhole under it.
>>272587956>Koji CardIs that even good for anything besides Uncle Charlie's weird sex pervert facilty?
>>272597124It's Tuesday.
>>272593571Remove the tape and hold her while talking to her about her problems. I want Yurine and Jashin to be friends. I’ll untie her once I can be sure she won’t kill me or Jashin immediately.
I will touch the cow.
>>272598738And it's still fucking over.
>>272599372Which part?
>>272599755Wherever she wants to be touched.
>>272599755The boobies.
>>272599755Best meat's in the rump.
>>272593955They all look like that.
>>272601274Cute! I need to pat her head.
>>272604464Thank you fellow snek.
Snek threads are inhabited by necromancers.
>>272599755The cow.
>>272606661Not really.
>>272608061That's what necromancers want you to think.
>>272609345
>>272609345One eye always on snek.
>>272608052Did they move to Fukushima?
>>272599372i forgot about making this edit
100% isn't enough
sneeeeek
>>272612970Would.
>>272613074Would not.
>>272613109?
>>272613126Would if drunk and had extra sushi.
>>272613176>drunkrude>extra sushiyou would need it to satisfy a hard worker like baito
>>272613221>>272613176Soon.
>>272612922That cow needs a milking.
Pekola feed and seed
>>272613364Formerly Charlie's?
minos mate and date
>>272614918This
>There's an orochimaru in my boots!
It's also Impact-chan's first birthday.
snekshin impact
>>272614918I think you got the process backwards.
snek x yurine tons of kisses and yuri handholding
>>272615367Do not feed the snake>>272615745>blue bownice touch
>>272615769the order is reversed when it comes to a drunken slamcow
>>272615796
>>272616067Gay.
>>272616159i want minos to do exactly this to me
i just remembered cows fart a lot
>>272615931Hey! Show some respect for best girl!
>>272618118Best when sitting on my face!
>>272619721Kyon-Kyon and Ran-Ran fuck and suck (x2).
>>272615796Yes please.
>>272616067Is her tail okay? It looks broken…
>>272618118That makes her even better.
GIWTWM.
>>272532623hasnt it been like that for years? 2020-2022 energy cant last forever
>>272606661and also ghost type Pokemon
>>272597270>>272597451
>>272612970LONG
>>272623046just like this thread's storied history
>>272620371It's her snek trick to look cute and lure in her prey.
>>272617681Oink oink.
>>272624761That's not the cow sound.
>>272612672you sleep rather soundly for a murderer
>>272593571
Jashin-chan & Yurine's Birthday Radio soon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDLEc0SlCY
>>272627193Sweet.
>>272627193>premiere>not live>no new anime grim
>>272627990Jashin-chan is 10,001 years old. She plays the long con.
>>272627990>he thought the season 4 money was going towards season 4
>>272628089I just wish they had a patreon so I could donate more.
>>272628895Just make sure to wash your hands afterwards.
>>272530924Why is most Yurine art about domination loss and rape?
>>272628895I-is this the fabled cloaca?
aloha
>>272632044Why does everyone depict Jashin-chan-san as a cl*thes wearing weakling?
>>272632858>weaklingShe isn't?
>>272633114>jobbed to the mole (!), the only one she could ever overpower was E-slutJashin-chan, I have bad news for you...
>>272629140That's what chuuni are into.
>>272633335Jashin-chan has a million devil abilities, she just likes the abuse. Loli snek is quite strong and so is snek mommy. I think Jashin-chan is just sand bagging.
>>272530924
>>272636865Same!
>>272637594I saw that Ichigo.
>>272638882
>>272638023Cute Hakase.
In preparation for Halloween and Yurine’s birthday I enlisted the help of Snek and Pino to make some festive cupcakes. Probably not bloody enough for Yurine’s tastes but I don’t want to scare the kids too much.
>>272641409Hell's Cutest!
>>272642147Wow those look really good, very creative.
>>272642147Cool!
>>272642147Did you actually make this yourself? At least these decorations made of sugar or marzipan look store-bought.
>>272636865
>>272644005It's almost time
>>272643777I made everything except the sprinkles and the decorations on Jashinchan’s plate. The pumpkin stalks are cloves.
>>272644964Pretty fucking good then.
>>272646080
>>272646328
>>272646425
>>272646425But Jashin-chan loves the woodpile!
>>272646464>>272646425Why would you want to keep Jashin-chan from the garden
>>272627193Anyone got a quick summary?
>>27262719325:00 mark, Yurine admits she loves Jashinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDLEc0SlCY&t=1500s
>>272648998Everybody love Jashin-chan.
Halloween Day is Yurine's Birthday!!!
>>272649943Eww gross, don't post that thing during Jashin-chan's Birthweek.
>>272642147Peko would eat 'em all!
Heh
new stage play
>>272652362Is Patra'a VA playing Jashin-chan again?
>>272642147You may become Pino!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkm0zhj5wis
Happy birthday, Yurine-san!
>>272655533Thanks, Bocc.
baked potatoes with curry
>>272657981Fat tail.
>>272657996
I fucking hate this snake.
