You can put lipstick on a pig...
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>>272646218Hottest girl after Ram
Well, /a/?
>>272646218Still would
>>272646388literally (you)
>>272646388There is no way Emilia is still a virgin
>>272646617... after meeting Regules
>>272646617She have been coerced into "sex" by village men without her knowing it's that kind of thing, prior to meeting Subaru. It's canon.
>Subaru: [My map, is my heart. And my compass, is the two of you. ――Spica, Rem.]
>>272646388A miserable little pile of secretions!
>>272646388>emilia ludokinopeak:zero
>>272646218Would
Sex with Capella.
>>272652237I want her to give me a footjob.
>>272647702Just as long as none of them used the term she could still answer honestly while having "adult wrestled" every man in Arlam Village.
>>272652283I would believe that if every man in Arlam Village didn't think she was a reencarnation of their equivalent of the Antichrist prior to Subaru's interference.
>>272652338She goes down there with that cloak on and they can't tell. She's just some weird cloaked slut who adult wrestles behind the bar on weekends. They're simple folk who don't look a gift slut in the mouth.
How will he CONQUER Reinhard and convince him to ABANDON Subaru?
>>272646218Is there anybody in this show that enjoy sex? You have people that gouge out the eyes of children but rubbing your cock a little is too far?
>>272649228Isn't Spica basically that weird dude who ate Rem's memories but now a chick?Why didn't Subaru just kill the dude? Gluttony?
>>272652465Reid Astrea likes molesting women so there's that.
>>272646388cringe
>>272652465
>>272652476There are 3 siblings. The two boy turd goblins and the girl piss goblin.>Why didn't Subaru just kill the dude? Gluttony?Ram killed one of them
>>272652547I'll need an explanation about this fucker, you people always spam this illustration whenever people talk about sex.
>>272652625It's this fucker. He's an actual dwarf (as in a demihuman, not a midget human) and he has the sex blessing and apparently has the queen of the yakuza hookers all over his knob.
>>272652676How's she going to react to her husband being a dragon now
>>272652465Wilhelm probably enjoyed it more before he found out the outcome was Heinkel.
>>272652547
Irrefutable proof of Emilia x Otto being the endgame of this series.
>>272652778Reinhard looks naked without his knight outfit,
>>272646218I haven't see this sort of gore since... about 45 minutes ago at /uhg/.So, what's going on?
>>272646218did she take the crown as Y.Aoi's best role?
What if Subaru's allies were TRICKED into BETRAYING SUBARU in the HYPERBOLIC TIME TOWER
>>272652846>FIVE loops
>>272652846> Obligatory reaction image
>>272652826Cappy catching rocks with her face
>>272646388Dumb elf
>>272652716She won't need her drawer full of dragon dildos anymore.
>1 year since love confession and kiss>hasn't had sex
>>272653004She is only 116 years old, you dummy, she can't have sex yet.
>>272652237Please Capella-sama! Please mutate me into a tentacle monstrosity Capella-sama!>>>/d/11131196
>>272652985Not that /a/ cares, but there has been an unreasonable amount of thirst posting for wet, hair-down Garfiel.
>>272653004It would actually disqualify her from the selection. Subaru should rape all the other candidates to make Emilia win.
>>272653118> Hair to black, eyes to redYeah, the Sasuke thirst haven't been saciated in 20 years.
>>272652465Subaru and Rem in Sloth IF
>>272653232>Turned Naruto into SasukeOh shit nigger, what are you doing?
So is there any explanation why Subaru's BoDs are in the Hall of Memories from failed loops? That doesn't seem to fit with either the "universe completely resets" and the "failed timelines still exist" paradigm.Also, Al is >400 years old, right? There is no way that Volcanica could read his book without knowing Al personally.
why are there so many sexy little girls in Re Zero...is the author...a...lolicon???
>>272653401>That doesn't seem to fit with either the "universe completely resets"Sure it does. The world soul can read his memories to know what happened and generate a book from that or it wrote the book and is outside of normal time so the book, at least for Subaru stays. Them being written might imply more likely to be the same world that keeps rolling back, so the library is the same, but you could also conceptualize multiverse if you want to say the library spans across all universes as a one-off though that should run into the issue of infinite people using it at any given time.
>>272653450name three
>>272653401>There is no way that Volcanica could read his book without knowing Al personally.He doesn't have to be that old, Volcanica was sane not to long ago. Knowing someone is also more about finding their book to try and read a specific person's memory.
>>272653478You just want someone to post the Brazilian picture, don't you?
>>272653478
>>272653561You dare compare that vile, putrid, disgusting, creature to Beako and Tanza? That THING should be exterminated
>>272652237>Capella-EmiliaFixed that for you
>>272653603feet....
>>272653450the main love interest is actually mentally stunted and has the psychy of a child too kek
>>272653453The problem with that is it means the entire world is not actually being reset. The HOF, Subaru's brain, and the Shadow Garden are all unaffected. But if someone like Ezzo is in the lbrary and Subaru has a Greed IF moment, Ezzo is going to notice the million books that suddenly appear out of nowhere in the library, and the moment he notices the fidelity of the loops starts to collapse.It's like a Madoka-entropy thing. Looping didn't actually result in a clean slate. More than just memories were carried over.
>>272653561What does Beako think of Spica?
>>272653708And? Why would only one thing be the only thing with carryover if carryover is possible?
>>272653732Doesn't like her because she's stealing her spot and is an evil archbishop. But she tolerates her and fights with her less openly than with Tanza because Spica can't really talk.
>>272653732something something I'm holding his hand when we go to bed so who really wins
So how does Subaru get his leg back?
>>272653811By dying I'm assuming.
>>272653708Holy fuck, this is true, Subaru's loops aren't perfect copies as long as there is someone in the library. Maybe Enzo even found out some Subaru's books in one of the stupid loops of Arc 7 like the Olbart one but couldn't read them because they were in Japanese.Considering Flam was on the tower and she has the Divine Blessing to contact her sister outside, it would be possible to affect a loop on a larger scale as long as there is communication between the library and the outside world (and there is at least one guy who can read Japanese), the same with Aldebaran.
>EzzoIsn't he just Geuse-KO?
>>272653811He just got better, nothing much.
>>272653744The point is that the looping gets discovered the more it happens in front of someone. Ezzo was able to deduce that Al could see into the future after seeing him beat Garf, then formulate a counterplan almost immediately. If Ezzo could see that Subaru is looping, RbD has been leaked and Satella is going to destroy the world.Meaning that Subaru's loops are effectively on a timer right now as long as the library is open
>>272653118and that's a good thing
>>272653905>RbD has been leaked and Satella is going to destroy the world.No? Subaru can't tell anyone. People can discover it on their own. Like Echidna knows and unless Subaru stupidly talks to her about it openly Satella can't do shit. Rui also knows/knew and Satella doesn't uniformly sperg out. Subaru's only thought on why that was happening was because of Rui, but he can't be sure and it doesn't fully answer what we were seeing.
>>272654054I can't believe Felt is fukken ded.
>>272654004In the light novel, arc 4, Subaru had to stop Roswall from talking about RBD openly because he felt like Satella was going to do something if he continued his line of thought out loud, so there is no reason to believe Ezzo telling everyone in the Felt camp that Subaru has RBD with full details wouldn't trigger a massacre.
>>272654131No, that's just Subaru being overly retarded. It only applies to him. Same way he can say a lot more than he does but he psyches himself out of it. Like in arc 5 he was scared to say that a witch cultist attack was going to happen at the square when trying to convince Larkins. Satella wasn't warning him, he was holding himself back. He says it and it's totally fine.
>>272652949Well, this was a fun thing to watch to start the day.
>>272654004Rui didn't tell anyone about RbD, but her experiencing it was enough to trap her in a loop of death in the tower
>>272654025kek
>>272654004>Rui also knows/knew and Satella doesn't uniformly sperg outShe did though. The shadows attacked the tower.Same thing in the Sanctuary after Subaru met Echidna.
>>272654004The problem with Echidna is looping didn't actully erase her knowledge of RbD, and she already knew Subaru possessed it from her tome. But Satella apparently didn't know this and got emotional finding out. My understanding is Satella had a conversation with Echidna and they came to an understanding about.By the time Satella shows up at the party all of the witches knew about RbD.
>>272654456I'm a supporter of the theory that the knowledge of RBD isn't forbidden, but its divulgance is.As long as people don't speak about it, nothing will happen, as the taboo is in place to protect Subaru from people like Roswaal, who would force him to restart by killing him every time something went wrong, or Capella, who would be able to neutralize RBD by stripping his humanity from him with his authority.So Satella didn't do anything to Roswaal or Echidna for their knowledge about RBD because they have that knowledge from before Subaru was even summoned thanks to the Tome of Wisdom, but the moment they said it out loud, it became "public knowledge of the world," and she went apeshit and killed everyone in the sanctuary.
>>272653905The contract is only between Subaru and Satella. Her involvement is a protection/punishment brought about by his own actions. Besides that I don't think Satella is omniscient, she's probably only seeing things from Subaru's point of view.
>>272653603How the fuck did she know about Subaru wanting to fuck Emilia though
Mene, mene, tequel, upharsin
>>272654613> Besides that I don't think Satella is omniscient,This is actually confirmed in Arc 7 when she losts sight of him for a little while and RBD starts getting weird(er)
>>272654736How the fuck did Satella lose sight of Subaru?
>>272654773Aizen used Kyoka Suigetsu on her
>>272654773Subaru teleported (for unknown reasons to this day in the web novel) and Satella just lost sight of him, there is not much more explanation, we just know she lost sight of him because he felt like the loops were "loveless", so basically he summoned her by calling her name out loud activating the taboo, and and it all went to normal.
>>272654854and then she was beaten by a deer
>>272654651>How the fuck did she know about Subaru wanting to fuck Emilia thoughSubaru literally screams that every 10 minutes
RbD was working fine after the first teleport at the end of arc 6. It started glitching after Subaru was turned into a child. Because of his Od getting messed with, Satella lost track of him, which caused RbD to start glitching out (save points in blatantly unsafe situations, save points that would shift with every death, etc). Notably a save point was “restored” to its initial position after Satella found him again. It raises the question of whether RbD is something Satella actually granted to Subaru, or if it’s something she helps manage, since it still works without her interference but has much more erratic behavior.
Subaru is such a useless piece of shit.I can only take so many seasons of his stupid fucking shocked face and inaction at EVERYTHING ANYONE DOES.
>>272654854Loveless in what sense?
>>272653811Capella's blood heals and strengthens him
>>272654651The author retconned it in because he regretted having Carmilla show up as Rem. So now in the LN Capella can guess someone's preferences.
>>272655071kek.What a fucking asspull.
>>272655115I more a situation of I have so many types of cancer that I became immune to cancer
>>272655063To summarize what "loveless" means in RBD terms, it would be torture porn.One loop was him and 3 other unknown criminals fighting a giant Mabeast to the death gladiator style, he had 5 seconds between the start of the loop and when the Mabeast was left free to start the fight.Other loop was malfunctioning, and every time he came back, the "save point" moved forwards a few seconds, basically forcing him into a dead end.Basically, his authority didn't have the "safety" of every loop being realistically beatable if he just ran up and left everyone to die like it usually happens.
I'm guessing we'll get puck back by the end of this one?
>>272655063There’s a bit in arc 7 where Subaru has his head blown off by a ninja and gets sent back in time ten seconds. Satella managed save points are always in situations where Subaru feels safe, but a conflict was blatantly brewing at that point. As a result, Subaru ends up dying hundreds of times in a row.Later on he gets a save point at the start of a gladiator match, and even later his save point starts shifting forward in time by 10 seconds every time he dies (making the situation impossible to resolve until he violates the Taboo to get Satella’s attention, after which it is restored to its original position).
>>272655213Bro thinks Tappei remembers Puck's existence, what an idiot.
>>272655059My theory is that RbD is fully Satella's she just suicides everytime Subaru dies and goes back to a point that won't make her go crazy. When she lost sight of Subaru she could feel that he was gone but in her panic couldn't use her ability effectively to go back to a time where everything was okay. She needs the reassurance of Subaru's presence to keep her resolve against the witch factors and retain control.
>>272655231No he was mentioned at the start of the season I swear ;_;
>>272655246Take your meds, anon, Puck won't come back until end game to try and make Emilia develop as a character (until now that plan has failed, but surely arc 9 will have her as a protagonist, right?)
>>272655290Puck is here anon
Regulus is kinda based..
>>272652237for the sin archbishop of lust, she's not raping people as much as I had hoped
>>272652465Anon, there were 2 people in this episode alone that have had sex.Wilhelm, and Reinhard's dad. That's 2 whole nonvirgins in the episode. Isn't that enough?
>>272655569And subaru, let's not forget that every hole in his body was penetrated by the rabbit...
Luv me RemLuv me BeakoLuv me PetraRide me dragonNothing else matters, accept no compromise or substitute.
>>272655651This is Ram erasure and I won't stand for it.
No matter how much Tappei and the Japs try to make killing whales seem heroic I cannot see it. The white whale was made to be an instantiable creature by Tappeis own writing. It's an animal that's always hungry. It's like getting mad at a rabbit for eating grass or a bird eating worms. At least with the rabbits you're putting them out of their misery since they're suffering endlessly but the Whale doesn't seem to be that way. Also brutalizing the whale by slowly chopping it up? Nigga why? What is their obsession with killing whales?
>>272655062he needs a few deathloops to think about what he should do given the situation
>>272655651Yes brother
>>272655688Well, people don't like getting eaten either, so it evens is out.
Does the WN follow its continuity or the LNs? Like If Tappei let's say added a scene in the arc 5 LN will he reference that in the arc 6 WN and retcon it in as cannon or does he keep them separate?
>>272655651We need an edit/re-draw of that pic to do all the barus and Rigel, I'd do it myself but I don't know exactly what the best program would be and I don't trust my drawing skills
>>272655807when will this fucker die??
Now I really a footjob from Capella until my dick turns into a literal dragon. She needs to be hateraped.
apology for bad english when where you when subarus friend was TRICKED by aldebaran to BETRAY and TRAP he? i was sat home drinking cola when friend ring'subaru is BETRAY''no'and you?????
>>272656148Fuck you faggot lol, I was actually gonna point out your mistakes and help you until I got halfway through your post.
Fuck crunchysubs. Theres so much mistranslation in this season
They really covered 100k words in 2 episodes in s2. What the fuck man.
>>272652676>gave birth to 5 children, 2 of them hybridsFertile is an understatement.
Is Re;Zero actually decent? I've seen it sucked off as one of the few good isekai.
>>272655115I handwave it and say Subaru has enough Witch Factors to benefit from the curse.
>>272652949ngl that was hot af
How the fuck did he tank a 3 hit combo?
>>272656737That one year spent training was not for nothing, bro.
So capella is 100% the princess right? and felt's sister(?)
>>272655242This retard going to get dumb elfwife and same looking ancient witchwife at the end, isnt he?
>>272655651Sorry fanfictionbaru, but it looks like you'll have to bite the curb again. Canonchads are here.
>>272657533The canonchad legend returns to slap down fakebaru once more. Very good my WNpilled bröther.
>>272655807Can he be convinced of good like FMA:B's greed?
>>272657926>Can he be convinced of good like FMA:B's greed?No, Tappei literally called Regulus a retard
>>272657274>>272657290Why are there so many bitches that look like this, and why do they all love subaru?
>>272657941LMAO alright, cant wait for him to get BTFO then
>>272656737My man puts extra whey protein and whole milk into his mayo everyday.
>>272655115Not really, it just goes to show that Subaru is extremely compatible with fucky witch shit, which is absolutely true because he's always the recipient of authorities/witch factors when the other users die.
>>272655688Its just a monster, anon. You have to kill monsters because they kill us. There is no crisis of morality.
So the dragon blood probably wont kill subaru, which means he wont reset. The hopeful theory I had as I watched was that he could some how take control of the evil juice thats trying to tranform him, and turn it into a power-up. Like how he found a way to use beatlejuices power
I can single handedly defeat all the Witch Archbishop if this mean I can have a taste of Anastasia pussy
>>272658024Before or after he goes "oiiishiiiii nihon food wa saikou!!!"?
>>272646388My own theory based few moments from first two seasons is that Re:Zero world doesn't have idea of "purity" or "virginity" as some sort of special trait.
>>272657926He's autisticHe slaughtered his hometown family and all because he thought they were looking down on him when in reality they weren't really doing anything of the sort. Regulus is also a big fan of stasis and unchange (hence his authority manifesting as an appliable timestop). This is why he likes his women as virgins. Pure, static dolls that he can gaze upon as not people, but rather his personal art collection. There was only one person that we could say he genuinely loved (cause his authority prevents him from getting hard, horny or in love and he had his eye on her from before his ascension to Greed) and that was his childhood friend. The reason I say this is because when she died cursing his name (he killed her previous husband I think) he buried her. He doesn't do that for anyone or anything else.
>>272658184>stasis and unchangel like Tappei take on Greed, is similar to George Lucas who said that Greed for power is the what drives the Siths, and the ultimate expression of Greed for a Sith (in this case Anakin) was immorality (which is basically eternal unchanged) since means rule over (overpower) death itself
Anon... You're truly Slothful
>>272657533>>272657577Good dog
>>272655651Thanks WNchad
>>272658184>>272658282The villains in this show are so well made imoThank you for explaining, longpost anon
>>272657533Looks like the canonchads win again
>>272646218>this is fine>but a small girl showing a bit of skin is forbiddenWill never forgive loli hating adaptation.
Emilia? Petra outsmarts herRem? No memory wipe for Petra she can handle herCrusch? No aids from herPetra stomps all as she heads her way to subaru's heart and dick
Animeonly here, why did the dragon turn against capella after the fight but was totally chill with her when she was tied up? am i retarded?
