>>274599549Does Bocchi not like beer?
>>274599839I don't know
>>274599549Why is there a tissue if it's already on a plate
>>274600132It's for wiping your mouth after you fucking degenerate.
>>274600162It's missing the toothpick>>274599839It's disgusting
>>274600283You use a toothpick to wipe your mouth?
She doesn't look very happy, Anon.
>>274600373She's happy enough. Besides, I didn't take the photo. She is not mine to take care of!
>>274600538I see.
>>274600600I apologise if I mislead you...
>>274600538>my wifes boyfriends daki
Buying a daki has to be one of the best purchases I've made in my life. My sleep has improved and I get to hug my waifu.
>>274602009Who is it?
>>274602334Kagura from Azumanga Daioh. I had to commission an artist though since no dakis of her exist.
>>274602559fucking based
>>274599839al-kohol is haram, qahwa is plenty
>>274602559>I had to commission an artist though since no dakis of her existI'm considering doing this too since like you, none of my waifu exist, hope it works.
>>274602009Weird how hugging a pillow gets addicting. I dont sleep as well without one anymore.
>>274602909Who is your waifu? At the very least, if you're commissioning, it's more personal. Only one daki like yours exists in that case.
>>274602927I'm a side sleeper so hugging a daki was a definite improvement in my sleep. I also have a weighted blanket so that improves my sleep even further. It's so hard to get out of bed though...
>>274602559Can you post a picture of her?
>>274599549Imagine your coworker saw you, you sick freak.
>>274603414If I was that guy's coworker, I'd be proud of him. It takes a lot of manly courage to bring your daki to work.
>>274599549>tasca manoloide...check>Estrella Galicia...check>sandwich de jamón york caducado sin queso...checkKYS SON OF BOCCHI
>>274603970>SON OF BOCCHII'd gladly be her son.
>>274604399I wanna travel back in time to ask Pa-san to not pull out so you can be Bocchi's son in that timeline!
>>274604821Thank you. I greatly appreciate it.
Finally a place to post my OC from years ago.
Why are you dating a pillow?
>>274606162Mirin the upholstery on those dining room chairs. I assume those have been in the family?
>>274606823Yeah. They are like 60 years old or something. My parents.
The dining room and decorations are much more elaborate than our inside utility kitchen.
Just texted my mom they are from at least the early 50s previously owned by Barry Goldwater. Then they were given to my dad and then my dad brought him to his apartment near the Watergate, them they were reupholstered then to the home where I grew up and now they are mine. Thanks for making me ask her. Always wondering.
>>274606162Beautiful wife, you got there!
You know what, I was having a shitty day, but this thread made me realized I'd not hit rock bottom yet. Thank you OP.
>>274607468Your anime waifu shall only receive the best...
>>274607562What do you mean!? We are clearly happier than you with our dakis. You should get one too.
>>274607151Nice goblets
>>274607535Yes, she is isn't she. If she wasn't upstairs I'm sure she would thank you. >>274607572When we party she gets the purest coke.
>>274607639She seems like a very polite woman. Remember to take care of her!
>>274606162>>274600327not in public = doesn't count
>>274607813Well, do you have any dakis you would like to showcase in public?If not, then your criticism will not be accepted.
>>274607813What about on my many acres of land or out riding with her on my motorcycle?
>>274607941Holy shit, this is fucking awesome! Nice photo, Anon!
>>274607941needs to have a lot of people around so you can show how much a badass that doesn't care you are
>>274608113I can't really take photos of us when I ride with her which is very rare these days. That pic is like 6 or 8 years old lol. I do sometimes walk the property line with her or climb up on our tower to look at the moon or meteor showers etc.
>>274599549I would not feel embarrassed to do this but more than anything, I would worry about inconveniencing the business for having a weirdo in their space
>>274608200When you ride with her, do you have her taped to the back of the bike?
>>274599549Wow I look so uncomfortable there
She was one of my motivations to get a motorcycle. >>274608367It's an adventure bike so it has this plate mount area on the very back where another hard storage trunk would be. I got a proper harness system that mounts to that that I use to secure her. Then she snaps on the top and bottom to my jacket.
>>274604821
>>274603414If I'm the guy's boss I'll give him a raise
>>274608438>I
>>274608438Are you the real Hitori!? Am I speaking to the real Bocchi?
Very well. I mostly just sleep with her and cuddle though.
>>274608113>>274607813Nah, these are great photos. Don't go "Um, actually...">>274606162That being said, that better be sugar you arranged like that as a joke, anon. Drinking is fine, but as a man you have a responsibility to steer your woman away from drugs like cocaine.
>>274608831that setup needs leg room
>>274608831What the fuck is going on with your room>computer on top of a dresser>bed is right next to said dresser so it can't be opened all the way>bed is at an angle>what appear to be floor tiles>that black void behind the computer
>>274608217I thought it was a restaurant at first too, but the fire extinguishers and piled boxes indicate it's a break room. Still, most people would rather die than be caught dead with an anime pillow at work.
I no longer have the picture of Liru in my Mercedes SL500 AMG and the one in the archive is corrupted so all I have left is this thumbnail. Lol. I guess I could try to find the phone. >>274608896I do ok and coke feels just like drinking a energy drink. It's clean and pure and a nice little pick me up to keep the party going.
>>274603609>>274608597>new company policy, bring your daki to work day
>>274607057who tf has carpeting in their dining room? What about when food spills?
>>274609109I live in an RV. The quilt was not on a bed, but rather on the chair. There's a bit more leg room in here than one would think. I'm going to be remodeling the floors soon to have carpet, I've just been too busy lately to do that, and tile is easier to sweep anyway. The black void is a throw blanket blocking out the window. It's hot where I live, and the sun bakes everything inside if all the windows aren't blocked.
>>274599549WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE OF ME?!
>>274609280Sweet anon. Liru daki guy here. I have a truck camper and have gone on long trips with her. You got a slide out? >>274609263I dunno. I like carpet. It's warm.
>>274599549Sad meal...
>>274609327>meWhats huh?
>>274609280Double pane windows and carbon or metal window film. One of the best things I added to my truck camper. Along with a new high tech low amperage compressor fridge and lithium battery array and solar. Great for boondocking. I am in cold country now.
>>274609352Three slideouts, if you include the one for the fifth wheel compartment. Mine's an older model RV though, so one of the slideouts is just a small desk/tv area for computers. I got it a year ago when I moved, but it still needs a lot of work, although on my days off I try to fix it up if I have the energy. >>274609472I have some aluminum padding on the windows, but the person who owned it prior didn't cut them out correctly, so they don't fit and I had to put the blankets up to block out a lot of sunlight. One more thing I need to fix down the line, I guess.
>>274609507Cool sometimes I envy you guys in bigger RVs but I really like getting out there. I was at the Hershey RV show a few months ago and saw a very impressive digital photochromatic window you could tint at the push of a button. Reduced all infrared too. Do you have a 3/4 ton truck to pull?
>>274609672I wish I had a truck, but for now the RV is stuck in the place it's at. My Dad had a 1 ton before the motor blew in it, and now it's gathering dust while he's trying to sell it. If I ever needed an emergency haul, there are plenty of clients and friends who could help me though. When you work in RV repair, you make a lot of friends.
>>274603386hey dude you can't just ask for a picture of someone's wife
>>274609838Neat. Best wishes to you and your wife. I probably could pester you with a bunch of rv questions but that's really off topic.
>>274609909Don't worry, it's okay if I ask respectfully.
>>274608831This is a great setup! What do you do when someone comes to visit, though?
>>274610033No worries, anon. I've only been in this business for two years now, but I've learned quite a bit in that time. It certainly beats doing service industry jobs, and I've learned a set of skills that I can use for the rest of my life. And like I said, I still have a good bit of work to do on this one, but it's largely restorative work aside from swapping a converter that's been dying for a month or so. I'm hoping I can find a scrapped one that's still functional, fuck paying 400 dollars for a glorified battery charger. I'm just glad to have my own personal space now, and can enjoy anime merch (including the daki) to my hearts content in peace.
>>274599549Does this count?
>>274610151No one would visit me down here aside from my father, or maybe my sister and her husband if they took a long drive to get here. I'm basically by myself. I don't have any friends here locally, I mostly just hang out with my old friends online. If someone were to come inside, most of those things can easily fit in the drawers or top cabinets.
>>274610185That pizza is an offense against Christ.
>>274610185how bad is her autism?
>>274610185Yes, I will allow it. Nice date, Anon.
>>274610233That's kind of sad... Are you happy, at least?
>>274610233Yeah, what's good about dakis is they are easily concealable. In my truck camper I can just flip up the bed and that gives you access to the Alde hydronic heating system and she fits snugly in there. Along with rifles etc. Good for when you don't want to declare everything at the Canadian border.
>>274610392There's something quite awesome about keeping your daki in the same place as your rifles.
>>274610304I'm perfectly fine. I honestly enjoy being alone more than being around people. I'm a born introvert, and most of my friends are the same way. I rarely get lonely, and being alone means I have more time to read and do what I want. I'm happy enough. >>274610392I have a similar bed, and that's where I'd put mine if anyone decided to visit. Mind you, my dad only lives a few hundred yards away, but he's also pretty introverted, so we mostly hang out when we're working, and we respect each other's privacy.
>>274610259She gets a little nervous in public.
>>274610392Why are you crossing the Canadian border with dakimakura?
>>274610597I only did twice. Vacation. I couldn't leave her home when I packed everything up and went on a hiking and sightseeing holiday into Canada. Found another thumbnail with liru on top of my bike with my cars on each side.
I remember when I took this.
>imported over a hundred dakimakura and tapestries>looked at them once and then keep them stored in a locked closet mostly in plastic containers>why did I do this
>>274611146I do the same thing. I only sleep with one.
>>274611047>that hand
>>274611146Replace rock and mineral collection with dakimakura and tapestry collection
>>274610567Glad to hear you're contempt with your situation! I'm an introvert too, yet I still feel lonely when I'm alone. It is quite an unfortunate circumstance I have found myself in.
>>274611261Lol. That's why I took it. I had a can of gap filler explode on me and it got all over my hand. After it dried it made it look like I was an old man. Thought it'd be fun to get a reaction out of someone online.
>>274611047Why are your hands like that!? How old are you!?
>>274610679Did you take any pictures with/of her while on your trip?
>>274611146>over a hundredProve it. Show us them all.
>>274611438I know I did and I never posted online. It was many years ago so it's probably on my Galaxy S4 or one of my old phones microsd cards somewhere. Yeah, I remember drunk dancing with her near an edge of a cliff in the badlands on the way to Canada and a few other times near a campfire (which was a huge mistake because the smell stayed with her all trip) Sorry.
>>274611499Jesus fucking Christ, Anon...
>>274611534>I remember drunk dancing with her near an edge of a cliff in the badlandsThe fact that I will never get to see that makes me sad...
>>274611640Well... Make your own memories with your girl. Live! Be happy and go on adventures with her and take alot of pics so you can share with us next time.
>>274611750This is very inspirational. Thank you. I might do so in the future...
Found a pic from New years eve 2013. God I am unorganized.
>>274599549She knows you're staring at her boobs.
I would take mine out on a date, but it's explicit, so I'd rather not. Maybe if I get a non-explicit one.
>>274600162why is it under the sandwich?
Imagine being cursed to transform into a weeb's anime girl body pillow.
>>274612103Can you blame him?
>>274608601>>274608645yes thats me
>>274612476You're hot.
>>274612611thanks.
>>274599549
>>274610185kek that visage is a mix of dismay, confusion, and worry
>>274613546>>274613599>>274613630sex the cures
>>274613869Always have
>>274599549Bocchi's big squishy breasts.
>>274614656>I can't eat that...I'm stuffed
The fact you can make full size custom lovedolls of your anime wife for a few thousand now has really given dakis a run for its money.
>>274615102Cuddling a daki of your waifu seems more comfortable. I will never make that leap.
>>274615201Sleeping hugging anything is hard. I've never been able to cuddle my dakimakura to sleep.
>>274615404Works fine for me. I sleep on my side and I just hug my daki.
>>274614656That pizza looks really good
There's actually one of my waifu (kinda crazy) but I'm scared to buy it cause I live with my parents still
>>274615550>I live with my parents stillHow old are you?
>>27461558421. Not too old :)
>>274615550Buy it now, because you never know when they might run out of stock.>>274615584nta obviously, but I'm 41 and live with my dad. Rent's fucking crazy expensive, and he's old enough to need the extra help.
>>274615606Okay, just get the daki anyways. They probably won't give a fuck. My mom has put my daki cover on my pillow and has even stitched some parts of it together lol.
>>274615623Ah, a fellow y2k grad. Neato.
>>274615550Good choice.
>>274615623>Buy it now, because you never know when they might run out of stock.Damn. You're right. Maybe I can get a P.O box and ship it to that location, then get it later? I dunno. I love Kurumu so much ^_^
>>274615763Yeah, also avoid bootlegs. Also specify that they hand it off to UPS or FedEx. I know UPS let's you hold it at a shipping center for up to like a month or so. Never needed to use it, but you could specify what day it arrives.
>>274611047>wheezing breathingmyyy loveee>wheezing breathingmyyy princessss
>>274615763Couldn't you... just order a package and not open it in front of them?
>>274616703Maybe he's like my dad and just opens every package that arrives without looking at who it's for (or so he claims)
>dad has same name as you>buys from same bad dragon store>sometimes forget to put down jr or it might not let you>he ends up getting the dildo you wanted and you get dildos that are for him>awkward sharing of taped back up boxThis actually happened once before my dad started buying everything from that glorified online bookstore Amazon.
>>274617145if you're both degenerates you may as well be open about it
...
>>274617371Ehh... that never worked out well. When I was a kid he took me go anthrocon when it was in Philly at the Adam's mark. Pretty sure alot of furries have media of me as a cub doing weird perverted shit.
>>274617467Nico, Shinobu, and?
>>274617467These dakis look like they need more filling. I like my dakis firm.
>>274617467Nice Shinobu daki
>>274611499That looks so comfy. It’s like stepping into another dimension.
>>274614685
>>274599549>>274614656why are they so sad?
>>274617851They are just dissapointed by your life choices.
>>274617851>>274617987At least she>>274608831greets me with a smile everyday. I suppose I win.
>>274617987What's wrong with getting a daki?
>>274615623I do think it's important to take care of your parents once they are elderly. My mom (and sister) will eventually be moving in with me for that reason.
>>274599549>so ronery
>>274606162your waifu is a stinky animal
>>274600132so you can hold it without getting your hands dirty retard
>>274618029Nothing until it is the only person you talk to and have sex with.
>>274619538I just use my daki to improve my sleep. Cuddling my waifu is a bonus.
>>274617467You might have to open their food containers for them.
>>274619538Nothing wrong with this, I already do that.
>>274619718Yeah that is hella advantage of daki. I love it.
I can't get one because I don't have a washer and don't want to be seen with my anime waifu at the laundromat.
>>274619538I don't seggs her, but I do cuddle. What's wrong with that? I have never really had the desire for flesh and blood companionship. It's not even that I hate women, I just am fine being alone.
>>274619834You can do what I do and wash them in the sink, letting them rinse in cold water for a few hours with a small portion of washing powder, then a rinse, and let them dry out while hanging them from the ceiling.
>>274619834Bro, no one will care.
>>274602559I hope you had her drawn with a nice patch of pubes.
saddest thread of the year?
I own like 5k+ euros worth of anime figures, but a daki still is a step too far for me. The idea of taking it out on a date even more so.Maybe if I ever move out of my parents house
>>274620727Yeah it is sad that it is end of the year and I still don't have any daki by my side. I am going to get one next year for sure.
relaxing by firelight
>>274615550Just get it now and you can use it once you move out.
>>274621324I can see what you two were doing
the only time I took out my daki in public a jerk came to me and as a joke he took it and dry-humped it, like he was fucking ItI couldn't do anything but nervously smiling back and take the "joke" I changed waifu since then
>>274621843>the only time I took out my daki in publicWhere do you go out in public?
>>274621843What did you do with the daki afterwards?
>>274621884it was an anime convention >>274621930it's in the wardrobe
>>274621989There's like 4.5 different liquid on the table, what the hell
>>274622001Why did you even take your daki out in public?
>>274611047Hi jii-san
>>274622123To an anime convention even?
>>274622178Yeah, why did you even take your daki to an anime convention even?
>>274622123I thought it wouldn't be seen so weird there
>>274620980>a daki still is a step too far for meit's an express ticket to becoming a Lv 30 wizard anon. the daki-pill will be waiting for you.
>>274621989fug, what's with the slop, bottled msg and acid wash? your waifu deserves better quality food.
>>274607941that's a cool motorcycle
>>274611332>Glad to hear you're contempt with your situation
>>274612309sounds like a /d/ thread in the making
>>274621843What a cunt. This is why my daki will never leave my house.
>>274621989>>274621324>>274617467>>274614656>>274613630>>274613599>>274613546>>274612020Beautiful beautiful beautiful wives!
>>274617501astolfo
>>274622397Is there something wrong with what I said!?
>>274622777read it carefully
>>274616703My dad is very nosey. That wouldn't work.
>>274623082Can't you tell him to just.. stop being nosey..?
>>274623215No.
>>274625989>Haven't you guys ever seen an album cover? You're supposed to be standing in random places, looking away like you don't care!
>>274622397I caught that earlier, but didn't want to be rude to the dude.>>274622777Blessed trips, and don't worry, it's just a typo. Glad to see the threads still up. I got good sleep. Time for coffee and then work.
>Yuri dakis
>>274626618>Those bedroom eyesLEWD!
>>274626389>I got good sleep.Did you sleep well thanks to your beautiful daki waifu ?
>>274627344Very much so. I had the fan going and was reading a book on Bronze Age religions, and fell asleep twenty pages in while hugging her. Good stuff. About to get my second cup of coffee, and then should be headed for work pretty soon. We got a long day ahead of us, but I have her to come home to!
>>274626389I didn't mean to be rude either, it's just a funny typo. I even attached cute shami pic to let anon know I'm not bullying him
>>274627419Have a good day anon.Here in europe we are just finishing our last Monday of 2024
>>274627501Oh I wasn't saying you were rude either, my apologies for not communicating properly. I'm just weird dude, no worries. I hope you have a good day as well, sir. >>274627639And to you as well. Today we start on a roofing job, which I'm excited about. Roofs are big money making jobs if we can knock it out quick enough. Hopefully in 3 or 4 days I'll have a few grand in my pocket. If that's the case I may actually go in on those 3d breast thingies for dakis. Chiyo needs some jubblies.
>>274606162>railing fat lines with your waifuhell yeah that's awesome man.
Based and comfy thread. Happy new years to you all!
>>274628126Happy New Years anon.
>>274622852Content! I meant to say "content" not "contempt"! I am a retard!
>>274627710>I hope you have a good day as well, sir.why are you suddenly so formal? does that mean you want me to keep distance? I thought we were friends
>>274627501I didn't even see the typo until you sent the Shami image!
>>274628126Yes! Even though we still have a dozen or two more hours to go, happy new years, Anon!
>>274629464My apologies, I've had coffee and my mind is working better. I tend to wax poetic when my mind is aflame. I don't want to come off as standoffish by any means. I didn't mean to sound so distant.
>>274629607That's okay, Anon. I forgive you.
>>274630576Thank you anon. I'm still waiting on us to get to work, but maybe Dad is having one of those days where he'll call me a few hours from now and tell me "Fuck it, we're off today". That would be nice. For now I'm just stuck in limbo....
>>274626618Source?
>>274630717The way you speak about it makes it sound like this limbo situation is common for you!
>>274621989good tastewe use Maggi in my country too lol
>>274621989>FAXYep it's Germany.
>>274630576>>274630898ATTENTION ATTENTION this poster is NOT me, my identity has been stolen and my conversation hijacked
>>274630898It happens from time to time. Some days he'll say we're going to work, and then either fall asleep or call me a few hours later and say "Fuck->>274631227Oh damn, and imposter is in our midst. Or is it? I can't tell, to be honest.
>>274631227I have been exposed...
>>274631428Identity theft is a CRIME, I will see you in COURT.
>>274632062I'm sorry! I can't be charged if I apologise, right?
>>274631428Next time you want to join conversation say that you're not the previous poster. I would forgive that anon myself anyway but it wasn't for you to decide
And I'm off to work. See you anons. Have a good day!
>>274632085I shall...
>>274632110Goodbye, and good luck!
ITT sad shit
>>274632182ITT happy people living happy lives.
Oh near, we have a roofer in our midst along with a RV repair guy? Neat. Just two years ago I had some 25 odd year architectural shingles put on to replace a 3tab roof that was doubled up. Got it done before that big supply shortage that sent the prices way up. Have a nice day and maybe see you back tonight!
>>274632370Are you a roofer too?
>>274632615Oh, no... sorry. I was just commenting we have people in some interesting trades here that I use from time to time. I am early retired and live on my ranch. >>274627916Yeah, it's been quite a long time since we've really partied but I just offered and she said she will see how she feels tommorow for new years eve.
>>274632814>retiredAh, that would explain your ancient hand...
I want dakimakura with Mr. Wolf
>>274632869I thought I explained that. A bottle of gap filler exploded and dried on my hand. I took a pic of it as a gag. I'm in my very early 40s.
>>274632967Ah, sorry, I didn't see your explanation for it. That would make sense!
>>274633009Cool. Beautiful day.
>>274632967>>274633102rare white!
>>274633170Part English, part Irish.
>>274633102This place looks heavenly. I'd like to live somewhere like this when I retire. Are the night skies clear?
>>274633102Appalachians?
>>274600162>>274612291Because the shithole probably thinks the paper towel means they don't have to wash the plates after people use them Saves time, money and effort at the expense of hygiene
>>274633225Sadly less and less. I'm sort of in a green zone now while growing up this was more of a blue zone if you use dark sky finder website. There is sort of an ever-growing halo of light coming from the nearest town. It's still pretty good. Getting worse and worse though. :( Liru loves the full moon and night sky.
>>274633273Yeah, not too far from the trail in the mid Atlantic. Our property goes up that mountain some but stops at a power line. It's December so many things are dead so it looks a bit crummy. Also wet.
>>274633389Ah, that's quite a shame... Though, the description of an "every-glowing halo" does sound quite cool.
>>274632967>bottle of gap filler exploded and made one hand of 80 year old anon look youngerO Ancient one I wish you many years of life with your waifu
>>274608113>You need to do everything in public to show you're a badass and you don't care what others think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!only insecure people say this
>>274633502Eh... What's that word then? Ever brightening light arch or something that keeps growing larger into the sky every decade...>>274633517Thanks. Not a baby boomer but I did make some money in the .com boom in the late 90s in HS.
Keep the thread alive guys, I have to do some outdoor work while the weather is good and still bright. See you later tonight or tommorow!
>>274633637I'm not sure there's an actual word for it. Your description is quite good, though, and it sounds cool.
>>274633708I'll try my very best!
>>274633102Fuck Indonesia and fuck tractors
I moved some time ago to Eastern Europe from North America and had to sacrifice my two extreme high quality body pillows which I had imported from Japan because there was no way I could afford shipping them (even though they were between $300-$500 each).I gutted them and threw the stuffing in the recycling bin. I have the actual pillow covers and my dakis neatly stored inside a case and I'm planning on filling them back up with... idk, a lot of Ikea pillows that I'm going to gut. Trouble is I'm currently living with family and must endure the pain of not enjoying the holidays with my wife. At a different location I have another body pillow that I previously shipped sealed, but it is not the right size for dakimakura (slightly too small) and it is filled with little cubes of memory foam instead of that silicone-mix fiber quality daki pillows have. So it fits like shit and gives your wife bumps - but it is comfortable, so I might end up using that as well. Life is hard.
>>274635524Who is your waifu?
>>274635524How big were they for you to not be able to bring them with?(also, post pictures of them, please)
>>274635616I'm sorry but I won't talk about mai waifu. Will post pics once we're back adventuring though. >>274635790Idk man, it's like stuffing a human inside your luggage. And shipping all your things half way across the world is very expensive. I had to prioritize clothes, books/mango, computers and stuff. There was just no way that shipping that much pillow stuffing made sense in my budget, and I figured it won't be hard to fill them back up again in the future.
Also >>274635524, the memory foam body pillow I mentioned was for my first daki way back. My fondest memories are with it. I put it in a massive vacuum-sealed bag years ago and shipped it internationally. That was a headache because the seal broke during transit and it inflated and expanded inside the shipping box - I'm still amazed it actually arrived in the end.
>>274635926Yeah, I suppose you're right... How long has it been since the dakis were first gutted?
>>274636106What are some of your mentioned fondest memories with it? ..and who was she..?
>>274636143Exactly one year minus one month!>>274636259Umm... car camping and road-tripping together, renting a nice apartament together, staying at a hotel by the beach together and New Year's with r/a/dio! My most favorite was spending one full winter NEETing in the slavlands countryside in an old ass little cottage, with her, a cat, and making a fire every night (that was the reason I shipped that pillow)
>>274622764God I miss wifeposter.
>>274636474That sounds like an incredible adventure! I want to go on a road trip with my wife at some point...Why has it taken you so long to fill your dakis? I'd imagine something like that to be one's number one priority!
>>274636680Is wifeposter a person, a thread, or something else?
>>274636782I vividly remember there being a poster that would reply to every single image of someone posting their waifu with compliments about their wives, sometimes even in multiple boards.In a way very wholesome. Though I think that was years ago...
>>274636735>I want to go on a road trip with my wife at some point...You can anon! If stealth is a concern you can fit it in a full size standard luggage container, and if space is a concern you can take just the daki cover and fill it with hotel pillows, or not fill it at all - it still feels good having her by your side!You can use your empty daki as a hugging cover or sheet for example.As I said, I'm living with family right now and it's going to take a little longer until I have my own place again. That's the only thing keeping me waiting.
>>274636918I'll definitely start to consider doing it more seriously...Does your family not approve of dakimakuras?
Awesome thread, good to see we still have some properly autistic anons.
>>274637077It does make me quite happy to see threads like this be active. We need to encourage more autism on /a/.
How do you mentally deteriorate so much that you decide it's a good idea to date a pillow
>>274637165It is not the deterioration of the mind that causes one to want to date a pillow, it is quite the opposite, actually.
>>274637239A dakimakura waifu heals a man's heart and brain.
>>274637165How do you mentally deteriorate so much that you decide it's a good idea to date a lump of flesh?
>>274637165Actually I just got promoted to management and have never been so "successful" in normalfaggots' eyes in my entire life.Just believe in true love, bro. It's that ez
>>274637417Precisely! The only difference between dating a dakimakura and a human is that the human will nag at you, and the dakimakura won't.
an oldie but a goldie
>>274637642Phenomenal. I don't know how else to put it.
>>274637537>I just got promoted to managementMy condolences
>>274638182Is that a bad thing?
>>274637563I mean there are other differences, but the point is that you are not dating the dakimakura, you are dating the person that is the character. The daki is just an object to physically represent the person you are dating, it is not itself what you are dating.
>>274638866Yes, you're right... I didn't know how to explain it very well, but you seem to have done that for me.
>>274637642>pizza with milk
>>274638987Is that not normal? I used to have milk with pizza every time I ate it as a kid.
>>274635524Dude just order some high quality pillow stuffing from amazon.
>>274639839You can order that stuff? I did not know...
I don't have any problems with my parents, dad's no here anymore and my mom wash and even iron my dakimakura
Greets again. Sun just went down and my work is done. So as a long time dakimakura user, I can share that back in the day there was only one dakimakura inner that was considered "official" and that was A&Js long time DHR6000. This is the one that Cospa (the modern creator of anime waifu printed 2-way tricot and other dakimakuras) reccomends. There are a few newer ones in the line and you should research if it might be a better fit for you. But the 6000 is what ALL the big daki clubs and fans in Japan used during the rise in the 2000s and is what I use.I have been curious about domestic companies like mypillow in the last decade though. I wonder if they make them in the standard 20 inches (50 cm) in width, and 63 inches (160 cm) sizes. Do a little research. Much of the old info and guides are still out there. Good luck. Here is the DHR-6000. I didn't get it from Amazon at the time. I think I bought from hobbysearch or hobbylink Japan. Dunno if you can find it cheaper elsewhere. https://www.amazon.com/Dakimakura-body-pillow-original-DHR6000/dp/B00CFG0B3I
>>274641128There seems to be so much more to dakis than I originally thought there was...
>>274599549What the fuck? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You are for real? Wait, it doesn't matter if you doing this ironically, its still fucking cringe.
>>274641470Oh yes. How far down the rabbit hole do you want to go? I kid. I kid. It's not that deep.
>>274637165I know the meme is that this is for sad lonely people or whatever, but I just got a daki of my waifu this year and having dinner with her makes me really happy. I don't do it every day but I love cooking something nice for holidays and for her birthday and it gets me trying new recipes and things that I otherwise wouldn't
>>274641546the irony in this post is palpable
I have returned. The roof is going bad. We're off by at least an inch because the idiots who rolled it put it on there crooked. We have to get it done quick though, so hopefully when it reaches the end of the RV it'll still be enough to tuck under the trim.
I will bumpu
>>274599549This pic reminds me of that german dude in mid 2000s that went around in some busy german city (even inside bars etc) with his daki, in the middle of the day even. Wish I could remember his name.
>>274644376Wait, the rv guy is the roof guy? I hope you work out the best solution. What do you reccomend travel trailers and truck campers use and apply? I know there are alot of synthetic polymers and once it was caranuba wax, but now you got carbon materials... wood is such a terrible material for RVs. But in the past its lightness has helped it flourish. I am hard on team metal.
>>274646784Yes yes, that guy. Banker. Well, lots of things before fired. Melonpan. He's OK now FYI as of a few months ago.
>>274646855It depends on whether you want to fully replace the rubber for the roof, redo the entire roof including the wood, or just apply a coating to it. For replacing rubber, I would recommend EPDM rubber, but it's hard to find now, and I'm half convinced they just don't manufacture it anymore, so you'd have to go with OTP. If you're replacing the wood, then you'd have to replace the rubber anyway, so the same idea applies. If you're doing a coating, I would recommend using APOC 576, which is around three to five hundred for a five gallon bucket, but will last your roof almost it's entire lifetime if coated correctly. You can also buy it in 1 gallon buckets, which might be enough to coat a 15 foot RV. DO NOT use Henry's or any other solution if possible, that garbage is almost literal paint, and will wear and tear within a year or two. If you have fuck-you money, then I'd recommend getting a roof coating spray setup, but that's around 80k just for starting equipment. APOC 576 is amazing though. I put it on mine and there's been a fifteen degree difference in the inside temperature. You can literally sleep on your roof in the right weather after applying it thoroughly.
>>274646855Also wood is actually pretty great for RV's as long as you keep them watertight. The roof is the life of an RV, and if you coat them correctly they will last for life, barring a tree messing them up or something. Metal is lighter, but it also comes with the problem of absorbing and retaining more heat, as well as rusting and warping over time. I honestly hate that they keep trying to make RV's lighter, which leads to incredibly dumb decisions like laminated floors and using FUCKING PANELING as roof material.
>>274647090Way beyond me dude. Glad you know a useful skill. :) I've been curious about that life prolonging spray though for some of my barns.
>>274647191The one I'm talking about isn't even a life prolonging thing. You can literally put new wood for the roof up, then use the sprayer and it applies a shell like coating that makes putting down rubber completely unnecessary. It's basically the stuff they use to line truck beds, but even tougher.
>>274647168>keep watertightSee thats the thing. Soft spots, rot. I mean, I am not saying a well maintained rv can't be really great but you know how some of us are as people. Also the inherently flimsy and temporary newer manufacturers create them to be.
Anyways, if you invited me for a meal at your home dude, I'd shower you with praise. I have a truck camper but you LIVE in a c-class you are much more knowledgeable than me and you have to be. I wish you and her the best.
not mine
>>274647396
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>>274647262I'll agree that manufacturers are making things worse because they know you'll have to keep maintaining it and buying more products to fix the problems they made, yeah. For soft spots, it would depend on how many they were, and how big they are. If it's just a few, you could get away with patching the roof and applying a coating after laying down the rubber.>>274647382No problem, and thank you, sir. You are a gentleman as well. I'm glad the thread has been up as long as it has. But yes, we should return back to the topic of the thread. >>274647396This one I just posted is also mine. I miss Xebec.....
>>274647001>MelopanYeah that, remember now thanks, he had a blog when blogs were a thing back then, nowadays its instagram I think? Can't see much withou an account and I wont create one just for that
>>274609156Though it's not my s2k or my daki.
>>274599549im gonna die alonecomputer save me!
Does anyone here have experience commissioning a dakimakura? My waifu is too obscure and I was wondering what a fair price would be.
>>274649460Everyone dies alone, mister troll. No one can experience dying with you in your body. >>274650351https://cuddlyoctopus.comThis website does good custom dakis, but you'd still need an artist to commission the art for the outer pillow cover. I'd use Pivix, or more particularly Skeb to commission the piece.
>>274650868>https://cuddlyoctopus.com/commission-service/>The average cost of most of our contracted artists is around $1,000 for the base feeDamn, didn't realize shit was that expensive.
>>274647396At least she's got her seat belt on. Safety first.
>>274651944That's why you should just comission an artist on Skeb or maybe Twitter, and then use said art to customize the daki, which will be much cheaper.
advice for buying my first daki?(pic related - wife)
>>274653337splurge a bit and get 2-way tri-cot for the cover and a really nice inner.
>>274653258I think I'll just go with finding a Twitter artist. Skeb is playing a dangerous game because I wouldn't be able to ask for any changes.
>>274641546>>>/v/
I want to get a pillow of my wife but the only one I can find for sale is one of her looking unhappy, which I don't want
>>274655213>the only one I can find for sale is one of her looking unhappyIs she a tsundere? That could be fitting.
>>274603414My coworkers, boss, and past professors in college have all my daki at one point or another, no one cared.>>274619834I have brought my daki to a laundromat multiple times (not regularly, but when my washer was broken) and no one even noticed.>>274621843KEK You got cucked and didn't even fight back or stand up for your waifu, what a loser! She deserves a real man.>>274619538>>274622253While I don't make a habit of doing anything sexual with my waifu since the cleanup would be annoying, she has played a role in my sex life before. Every girlfriend I've had since I got her has loved her. Newsflash: girls love cuddling body pillows, and the fact that there's a cute anime girl on it doesn't bother them if they're the right type of girl (and if you're the right type of guy). While most of my gfs never went any further than cuddling, one actually made a habit of involving her in our sex life, doing things like humping her while blowing me, hugging her while i went down on her, or having me pull out and finish on the daki. She found it hot, like having a threesome but less complicated. I can't say I was a fan of the whole thing though because again, the mess was gross. But my point is that having a waifu/daki does not repel women or make you a virgin. If you can't get laid, that's 100% on you.
>>274656410>My coworkers, boss, and past professors in college have all my daki at one point or another, no one cared.How did your professors and people see your daki? Are they just coming over to your home?
I've been on holiday all month and I'm just looking forward to getting back home to snuggle with my daki all day.
>>274656512Same, just one more week and I can get back to her...
>>274656410>>274656446>have all my dakimeant to write "have all *seen* my daki"In college, when I took exams online, many of them would use Honorlock, which requires you to take a "room scan" where you 360 the camera around your room to make sure there's nothing you could cheat with. I don't know if all professors actually watch those, but one of them actually contacted me asking if someone else was in the room during my exam. I said no and he said it looked like someone was sleeping in my bed (which wouldn't be cheating anyway, but I guess he was just a stickler for rules). I showed him a different angle photo showing that it was just a pillow, and he just apologized and never mentioned it again. I think he was embarrassed for making the mistake, if anything.As for the coworkers, I've done zoom meetings with everyone with webcam from my bedroom, and she was visible in my bed behind me. One asked what it is out of curiosity and then said "Oh, that's cool!" or something to that effect.
>>274641546You are clearly not old enough to be on this website.
>>274657034I have a closet if I ever have people over. I wonder how many people made the jump to dolls. You can almost make your own anime girlfriend by finding the right head/hair and accessories. Then you can buy cosplay clothes on aliexpress or make your own.
>>274602927I get too warm holding onto something all night
>>274657034>he just apologized and never mentioned it againI feel like that's a story he'll have fun telling people about in the future.
>>274657400As I said earlier, I can't fall asleep holding on to my daki but I like the presence there holding the blanket up some. Sometimes they even help insulate.
>>274657400Have you tried cooling off your daki before going to bed with her?
>>274657440o.0
>>274630830School Zone, you lazy weeb.
>>274657523*wapaneseLet's not use kiddie terms.
>>274657594You're a kiddie term, weeb.
>>274607057this dude's parents are chairs
>>274657688>>274657612PTHC
>>274657688I wonder if he was born before or after they turned into chairs...
>>274657921Shhhh... it's a sensitive subject.
>>274657921>turnedAnon's house looks like he's the last in a prestigious lineage of dining room chairs.He was clearly born a chair just as his parents were.
>>274657959I said it was a sensitive subject.
>>274611047>my preciooouuussss
to those with dakis...what do you look for in the girls' picture when selecting one? elegant pose? expresssion? colors?
>>274659151Well, it has to be a certain character and standing or laying like how she will normally be posed (like on a bed). Neutral expression is best or with a light smile. I don't like that crazy ahegao stuff or for it to be super hentai like.
Forgot pic
>>274599549Bocchi loves beer
Owning a daki is one thing but taking it outside now that's degeneracy.
>>274659774Owning a gun is one thing but taking it outside now that's degeneracy.
>>274659826Are you taking your daki to the range?
>>274659678That's not beer though, it's juice with vodka and shochu.
>>274615404It's a bit difficult for me too but just the act of hugging her every night relaxes me a lot
>>274650868>mister trollnot me.
>>274603157are weighted blankets actually good? I was looking into them but actually good ones seem really expensive and also look like a pain to maintain so I was put off
>>274662469Yeah I think it tricks the brain.
Why not a bamboo wife?
>>274663835bamboo is not soft and comfy
>>274659774It's normal to take out your flesh and blood wife to dinner, so why can't you do the same with your daki? Love is love.
>>274664337Sometimes love is not permitted or is a faux pas. That's just life.
>>274664497I will permit it.
>>274662660I don't care for mine. I bought one to see if I could sleep better because I started waking up several times a night. Only made me sleep worse. Makes me too hot even during the winter, and I can't just kick it aside like with a normal blanket to cool down.
>>274664768There are many children I'd like to tell you about.
>>274664894Children? What do you mean?
does anyone have daki recommendations? I normally sleep hugging normal sized pillows which is comfy, but a daki also sounds nice
>>274665105A daki recommendation? Choose your waifu or husbando, obviously!
>>274665105I'd reccomend this if you can't make up your mind.
>>274665773A regular pillow?
>>274665940Yeah, I'd get an image of a pillow.
>>274666317An image of a pillow on the dakimakura?
>>274666370Yes, I would get a picture of a dakimakura on it. Just like what I posted.
>>274666424Interesting... Would it still count as a dakimakura, though?
>>274608896Based Sxarp poster
>>274666582Yes. The direct translation is body pillow. You are just adorning it with your love of the body pillow as Otaku adorn it with images of anime characters.
>>274667025You're right.. maybe the dakimakuras themselves need some love too...
>>274668061Imagine constantly being used but never seen while all the love and affection is focused onto the character on the cover.
>>274611499>waifumap.bsp
>>274606162navy fag detected. Who else uses SL7S bulbs
>>274669234Beautiful! I'm happy for you and your wife, Anon!
>>274669944I was in the Navy but that has nothing to do with that bulb. It's the bulb I use for my outside dusk to dawn lamps.
She's great.
>>274672451I love somewhat brown anime girls. I shall definitely watch the show she's from soon...
>>274672736*tanned
She likes keeping a nice tan even when she isn't outside (which she is alot)
>>274602559The most unrealistic part of Azumanga Daioh is the fact her and Sakaki never got asked out relentlessly
>>274633459kek I was thinking that pic looked a bit like southwest VA. I drive through there all the time for family.
>>274672861Being tanned is being brown too!
>>274673155I wonder if he knew that an official dakimakura did exist of Kagura but it also was shared with Sakaki.
You can find it on the past and upcoming dakimakura database nijigenshingu.
>>274673282Personally I consider tanned a bit brighter and closer to gold and yellow than brown.
>>274659151>>274659321I just commissioned my daki to have one side with my waifu partially undressed with an embarrassed expression. The other side has my waifu in sleepwear with a more lovey-dovey expression.I like the first side better.
>>274673774Hmm.. you might be right... Either way, I really like tanned girls and kemonomimi girls, so I'll be watching!
>>274677880Can you provide images? I'd like to see!
>1001 losteners nowWoahhh
>>274678498Wronb thread ヽ(；▽；)ノごめん
>>274678546Do not worry, Anon. I forgive you. Accidents happen.
>>274677880how much did you paid for that; kinda feels like you're unsatisfied with it
>>274679090$300 USD. I'm pretty satisfied. What gave you the impression that I wasn't?I commissioned my favorite artist and all that. I just really like the first side a lot because her expression is too cute~. I switch sides every so often.
>>274679546The first side also shows her underwear too so that's a bonus.
Remember those undressable dakimakuras? They were a neat idea.
>>274679610You can't just say that and not show her to us!
>>274680664Can't you just layer multiple dakimura covers on each other? This way your waifu has multiple phases, like a final boss in a game.
>>274681529It works sort of like that.
>>274599549Does anyone else find this trend to be monumentally depressing?
>>274684474>trendIt's been around for 25 or so years. No, I think it's just as cool as a guy dressing up a lovedoll like your favorite anime girl or someone printing out a life-size standup of the same. It's pretty nice.
When was the last time YOU went to a dakimakura party. Actually, when was the last time the Japanese posted pics of their parties on 2ch? They use to all the time back in the 00's and early 10's.
>>274684474Trend? What do you mean "trend"? Also, it is not depressing at all! It is quite the opposite! Heart-warming, in fact!
>>274686340This makes me really wish I had proper friends. I'd give anything to be in that picture.
>>274687373Friends are something you have in high school. Then you go off to college and/or move away and leave them behind. Then as an adult you only go to office parties and stuff, come back home and focus all on getting a woman. But yeah, friends are a kid thing. I rarely hear of adults having "friends".
>>274687969I don't think this is true...
>>274688169I mean like friends like you had as a child that you could say or do any weird thing and it wouldn't matter. You may have acquaintances and even neighbors you could call on, but they would never be your "friend" like one you had during your developmental years.
>>274687969I dunno anon, those guys look like adults and friends to me.
