Chapter 3: Paradonite
Previous chapter:>>274672911
Done. It's one of them japs' favorite tropes: nuclear energy metaphors(?).Have you ever thought of or tried to kill yourself?See you tomorrow! And have a lovely 2025!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeyRjHhWyqM
where's my nigga mo?
>>274737618Wait. His hair if FUCKING BLUE?
>>274738266lolthis is exploitable
>>274738974Mörön
>>274740499
>>274738030spoopy
>>274738288Thanks OP
>>274737693This is what was in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
>>274737808And why exactly does this bitch feel entitled to a single stone that came from another man's stomach
>>274737985>what's a little curse? Out of all the words of hubris possible to utter, that has to rank near the top
>>274738127So that one soul reincarnated a few times and then solidified Wonder what happened at the end
>>274738266>>274738288Anons were right, Ito writes comedy Anyway thanks OP
>>274738288>THEY WERE RECORDING A VARIETY SHOW IN THE STUDIO, BUT GIVEN THAT THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS, THERE WAS NO ONE WHO COULD GIVE AN ACCOUNT OF WHAT HAPPENED THERE.In the end the foursome decided to wait for the studio to be rebuilt
>>274738288You said there weren’t many chapters of this, right? Salad Wizard came out some hours ago, you could dump that all in one go after this one.
>>274744738Thanks for the tip, sounds like a plan to me.
>>274745241I will not protect that smile
>>274737618Dumpy kun!
>>274747275Her smug aura mock me
>>274746753No no, that's the other one.
>>274738288Thanks, anonsito.
>>274749737i was associating Dumpy with suicide
>>274750361Someone need to edit drool from her mouth so she look retarded
i miss her
>>274750361I guess that lazy eye drove her to suicide
>>274738083My kingdom come?
>>274738288Thanks OP>Have you ever thought of or tried to kill yourself?Thought how it may feel to slowly die
>>274751598Imagine if the reboot was drawn by Ito
>>274737764We can't die, not when there's money to be made!>>274738288Thanks, OP. That was of a long time ago, that was of a completely different mindset
>>274737958>breaking people's souls apartWhat can go wrong?
>>274738288Thanks, OP.One time I wondered how I could kill myself while making it look like I was murdered.That was a long time ago though.
>>274737643Sick album cover
>>274738030One stone contains multiple souls. Does that mean we'll all have to share a stone when we pass?
>>274760863With the real estate market as it is? You'll have a timeshare on your stone, you'll reincarnate into nothing, and you'll be happy
>>274737618daily? wasn't this like not even 10 chapters?
>>274737832This bimbo just holding her nose to change her voice
>>274737668\\\(°▽°)///
>>274737736They're always so /fa/, I appreciate that.
>>274762800>In the next chapter Pii-tan shows up in a clown suitThe foursome decided to honk honk before they went ahead with suicide
>>274738147At this point I think Pii-Tan was designed like that for this moments
>>274737782dumb desperate girls are cute
>>274738288Thanks for the chapter anon
>>274737896mecha pii-tan is my favorite character
>>274764888He tried to kill them
>>274765057And they wanted to die.
>>274737936glasses hag...
>>274765057And your point is?
>>274765057They suck, good for him
>>274766178Maruso is a good girl
>>274738167shoulda programmed it with the 3 laws
>>274767162The robot is dead, that's the spirit using it
>>274767855>The robot is deadWrong! The robot is sleeping!
After this, you should story time his scariest stoy
>>274768523by me
>>274768599It's good, but I think it's better read after a bunch of Ito, for better contrast.
>>274768599 The face look normal
>>274768599>>274769565To be honest, I'm pretty tempted of posting his whole bibliography, one story at a time.It'd take the better part of a year, though....on the other hand, I just checked, and my Dowman dump was almost 8 months long, so it's not without precedent.What do you guys think?
>>274761128I just wanted more comfy daily dumps in the afterlife. Now I have to worry about timeshares!?
>>274771628I'd be pretty down for that
>>274738288Thank you for posting.
>>274768523Battered women are so delicious
spoon
Fork
Chapter 4: Dr. Suga's Cottage
>>274780046Hey OP! I hear Dr. Suga's cottage is lovely this time of year
>>274780150>I KEEP TRYING, AND I DON'T DIE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8
>>274780546The true cost of Dashcon revealed!
Done. Looks a bit like Méliès' moon, doesn't it.What do you think about >>274771628?See you tomorrow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx3OsFxQzeI
>>274780643Thanks, OP. What the fuck is going on in this manga?
Are all his manga this fucking boring?
>>274737782Usually Junji Ito's stories are set like 50-100 years ago so police and emergency services being unreliable is believable, but the nonsense becomes a lot more obvious when it's set as recently as 2008.
>>274737832HIPAA?
>>274780614I don't know; that scar looks pretty cool.
Should've just gone to the Kuroi clinic instead
>>274780694Junji Ito
>>274737985>Harder than diamond>Bet my hammer will break it!
>>274780150She brought it with her?
>>274780167This is the most sane plot development I've seen in a Junji Ito work.
>>274780218What coffee shop let's people smoke inside?
>>274780322>>274780338A woman losing her mind if she doesn't get male attention, classic Ito.
>>274780514She didn't notice the smell?
>>274780150Does he just hang out to lighten the mood or what
>>274780245>invite your suicidal subordinate to your reclusive holiday home I see you
>>274780285>cottage
>>274780587I'd love to chain Maruso down
>>274780643Thanks OP I dig it
>>274781324Presumably Japanese ones around the time of writing. Outside the Anglo countries, the second-hand smoke hysteria was less extreme.
>>274781324It's still done in some countries, and was in pretty much all of them up until a few decades ago
>>274780150relatable
>>274781007https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYkPtYw82f8>>274781007
>>274781073Yeah, they still kill you, but much cheaper
>>274780643Dude has a LOT of room in his basement. What did he use it for before this?
>>274780643Thanks OP
>>274780643Thanks, anonsito.
>>274780080That shit is a birthmark?
>>274781131He play Minecraft
>>274780643I love how Ito's manga always get increasingly more insane with every chapter. Thanks OP
>>274781073
>>274780150I love this little guy.>>274780492At least the real Pii-tan still lives in our hearts.
>>274780046>>274780061Man, his girls really are so pretty. Skilled artist.
>>274780127door pii-tan
>>274780218I read Suga like a southern lady would say sugar
>>274780245This is how you get got by a serial killer
>>274780285That's a fucking mansion, bitch.
>>274781131It may surprise you but Diamonds are routinely broken with hammers. Hardness doesn't mean being resistant to shattering, if anything it's the opposite.
>>274780492That's a real nice garloid you got there, doc!
>>274780481>where is pii-tan?>is he safe?>is he alright?
>>274792071Imagine a hentai by Ito
>>274795624All of his works are hentai if you're bold enough
>>274796180
>>274782185>>2747822212008 IS just a few decades ago. This was right when the smoking ordinances started to be put in place. Gintama made a chapter parodying it.https://youtu.be/Bgs1sYHQ_0I
>>274780563That's fucking grim holy shit. I do not fucking like looking at that.>>274780643Thanks anon.>What do you think aboutI mean I have wanted to check his stuff out for some time (this is the first), so I would for sure be here for the full thing, that is pretty long though. I mean if you're tempted I say go for it, that's the kinda semi-impulse idea I dig, but it is a long ass commitment if you're not 100% on it - could dump just a second manga of his at first to think about it some more?
>>274780643>What do you think abouI'd say intersperse them throughout the others you want to do
>>274798173>no way fag
>>274738186Comical
>>274780604>>274780614Wow, that doctor is skilled
>>274799497The Kuroi clinic should hire him
>>274737936A chin that can challenge Pii-tan's
>>274799655Team Rocket.jpg
>>274804930Who's Meowth?
>>274805611Pii-tan's suicidal robot
>>274802936ok but why do they keep her tied up?
>>274805978To take turns
>>274797276Planets had a similar plot.
>>274806439Fee accidentally foiling a terrorist plot purely due to nicotine withdrawal was hilarious
>>274797276Based. Smokers BTFO
Chapter 5: The Spirit World Project
cozy
>>274809145Is he okay?
>>274809385SurgeryMad scienceMakeupIs there something the doctor can't do?
Done. She didn't swim so good. Final chapter tomorrow.Do you suffer from anxiety?See you tomorrow!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0cSviSnGs
>>274809842Figure out why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch cereal
>>274809001Hey OP! Are we gonna be fuckin' with the Spiral Helix world again?
>>274809926Not as godly.
>>274809742He'll be fine
>>274809214>the scary robot from chapter 1 actually became plot relevant>>274809419Motherfucker.>>274809894wtf
>>274809214Aww, poor Pii-tan he looks tyred
>>274809419doctors are manwhores
>>274809952Flor!
>>274809894The sudden ending is pretty hilarious.
>>274809855maybe they should have tested this before showing it to a bunch of people
>>274809911is it because of the cinnamon?
>>274809191>>274809214Ah yes the unpredictable, suicidal robot. What a great plan!
>>274809419Why are they confining her again? Because she fainted?
>>274809665>this gate was made for you!
>>274780218smooth talker
>>274809724They're awful accepting.
>>274809894He didn't noticed during the skin graft?
>>274809057me and your mom
>>274809437>i'll miss youwhat a brobot
>>274809622>we kissing next to my mentally unstable tied up exgirlriend
>>274809894Thank you for posting.
>>274811581>filenameWhere's the nude?
>>274814858nude is hershe is nudeit's not an adjective, it's a noun
>>274815215Nice
>>274809894Thanks, anonsito.
>>274809894Thanks OP>Do you suffer from anxiety?Anxiety is one thing I don’t have
>>274809145Damn, is he still getting the money?
>>274809894>Final chapter tomorrowAlready?
>>274809145>>274818227whoops my bad, here you go
>>274809214The gift that keeps on giving
>>274809326Oh god not again
>>274819178I did say it was short.
>>274809419This guy
>>274809894Fuck it, everyone's a robot Thanks OP
>>274819593Even the spirits will be revealed to be robots
>>274811825>not trusting based mecha pii-tanshame on you
>>274809872>>274809894Oh no! Will she still be able to marry the doctor?
>>274809145Gnarly
>>274809894Thanks OP
